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Royally Screwed – FULL MOVIE [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00Oh my god, there are so many hot sanders that I'm not nearly tipsy enough.
00:00:11I take it. I'm pretty beat. I think I'm gonna head on.
00:00:13No!
00:00:14Sis, don't be a Scrooge. Some of us have to work tomorrow.
00:00:17I am working my ass off to make sure you have a fun time tonight.
00:00:22What is the point of living in the sexiest city in the world if we're not gonna take full advantage?
00:00:26I take advantage.
00:00:27Midnight screenings of Harry Potter does not count.
00:00:30What if you meet your soulmate tonight?
00:00:32I promise you, my soulmate is not out at 2am dressed up as Santa Claus.
00:00:41Oh my god, he is so hot! He's totally checking you out!
00:00:45Probably because I look ridiculous.
00:00:47Every Santa needs a reindeer to ride and I am not stopping until I get you laid, so come on, let's go.
00:00:57Oh my god, Santa Hottie is full on staring at you.
00:01:15He probably just thinks I'm someone else.
00:01:17Yeah, his soulmate.
00:01:18You know I don't believe in soulmates.
00:01:20Okay.
00:01:21I know you haven't dated since.
00:01:23I don't see his name.
00:01:24Since he who shall not be named.
00:01:26But Mia, college was a lifetime ago and I know he broke your heart, so I say this with love.
00:01:32You need to get the hell over it.
00:01:34I am over it! I'm just too busy to date right now. Work is crazy. It's the busy season at the library.
00:01:40You know you can't date a buck, right?
00:01:42A girl can dream.
00:01:44Okay, forget soulmate. You just need to have fun and get laid.
00:01:49I bet Santa's great in bed.
00:01:51What?
00:01:52Hi ladies.
00:01:53Great outfits.
00:01:55You knew Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer could be so sexy.
00:01:58Sexy? I look like I belong to the zoo.
00:02:02Well, I'm a fan.
00:02:04This is my sister, Mia. She's totally single.
00:02:07Well, nice to meet you, Mia. I'm Deplin.
00:02:10Isn't that the name of the prince?
00:02:12I hear they're in town on some diplomacy tour.
00:02:15You know, French people stuff.
00:02:16Another round?
00:02:17Yeah.
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00:03:03So do you come here often?
00:03:05You've got to be kidding me.
00:03:07What? Just conversation?
00:03:09Exotic accent and a couple free drinks normally work for you?
00:03:13You tell me.
00:03:14Absolutely not.
00:03:15Yeah, right. I bet you're secretly planning our wedding in your head right now.
00:03:20More like our divorce.
00:03:22Then I bet a lawyer.
00:03:24Mm-hmm. So judging by your accent, I'm assuming you're not from here?
00:03:28No, just visiting.
00:03:30What are you doing in town?
00:03:32Just various things.
00:03:35Sounds fascinating.
00:03:37Work stuff's boring.
00:03:38Mm-hmm.
00:03:39Some more interesting things to talk about, such as your beautiful brown eyes.
00:03:43You're going to have to do way better than that.
00:03:47Am I?
00:03:48Wow, cocky.
00:03:50I just know what I want.
00:04:02Just go for it, Mia!
00:04:03Can't stop when your heart is on the line.
00:04:12Can't stop, no.
00:04:18Stop when your heart is on the line
00:04:20It's automatic
00:04:23Waking up beside you like it's a habit
00:04:28Don't know what would happen, oh yeah
00:04:34We do this every time, it's just so classic
00:04:38Still don't know why we let go
00:04:42I'm trying to find a little closure
00:04:44I guess we just need some time
00:04:46But if you wanna come on over
00:04:49Well baby, that's alright
00:04:51But you'd hate me if I put you closer
00:04:54If only for another night
00:04:57I'm trying, baby
00:04:58But I just can't forget you
00:05:02Can't stop, no, can't stop overnight
00:05:05Can't stop when your heart is on the line
00:05:10Can't stop, no, can't stop overnight
00:05:16You're coming home with me
00:05:18Like hell I am
00:05:20Come on, you want me bad
00:05:23What an arrogant asshole
00:05:26Jared
00:05:28I mean, no one you're done calling me names
00:05:30So I can call my car
00:05:31Fine, let's go
00:05:36I love America
00:05:37I love America
00:05:46Oh, before we go any further I need to tell you something
00:06:08Don't tell me you're married
00:06:10I can't do that again
00:06:12No, I just want you to know
00:06:13I'm not looking for anything serious
00:06:15We can have fun right now
00:06:17But afterwards I don't want to date you
00:06:18Or even know you
00:06:19It's a one-time thing
00:06:21To help me get back out there
00:06:22Oh, Mia
00:06:24What?
00:06:25Might be my dream woman
00:06:26Great
00:06:27So let's agree to have mind-blowing sex
00:06:29And then never speak again
00:06:30Yeah
00:06:31You hit me with the H-E-Y
00:06:49I'ma hit you with the boy play
00:06:51You told me that I'm too closed off
00:06:54But you know that I'm not involved with playboys
00:06:58I don't want to be your play toy
00:07:00Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
00:07:06You hit me with the what you're doing
00:07:10I'ma hit you with the nothing much
00:07:12As if it's any of your business
00:07:15What I'm even doing though
00:07:17You told me that you want to come through play toy
00:07:21I can't let you flip through my pages
00:07:24And hold me close like those playboys
00:07:28I don't want to be your play toy
00:07:32Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
00:07:58I can't find my bra and I'm late for work
00:08:10I can't find my bra and I'm late for work
00:08:24Where do you work?
00:08:26The library
00:08:27So what are you so stressed about?
00:08:29Is there a book emergency?
00:08:31Can you just shut up and help me find it?
00:08:33Can't do anything before 9am
00:08:35Wow thanks so much for your help
00:08:37I'm just going to go
00:08:38You going to get a coffee?
00:08:40I'd love one
00:08:41Two creams, one sugar
00:08:42Thanks doll
00:08:43Seriously?
00:08:46Fine I'll order in
00:08:47Breakfast?
00:08:49You Americans love everything deep fried
00:08:51What are you doing?
00:08:54Being a gentleman
00:08:55We had an agreement
00:08:56We had an agreement
00:08:56Remember?
00:09:02Sorry I was in a tad habit last night
00:09:04Ah
00:09:04How much weight are you?
00:09:06Oh my god it's not that kind of agreement
00:09:08I apologize
00:09:09Wow
00:09:14I had no idea you were such a slut
00:09:17Didn't realize you were so uptight
00:09:21Look
00:09:23I just want to find my bra
00:09:26Go to work
00:09:27And never ever speak to you again
00:09:29Yes
00:09:30Of course
00:09:31Let's find that bra
00:09:32And get you out of my life forever
00:09:33Who is that?
00:09:38It's probably my stepmom
00:09:39Oh my god
00:09:41You live with your parents?
00:09:43You really don't know who I am
00:09:44Since when was Santa so cocky?
00:09:48Since when was Rudolph such a bitch?
00:09:51Wow
00:09:51Where are you going?
00:09:56I would rather go bra-less
00:09:58Than spend another suck-it with you
00:10:00Finally I agree on something
00:10:21Good morning
00:10:22Good morning
00:10:22Your Royal Highness
00:10:23Good morning
00:10:40It was until I had to deal with your latest shenanigans
00:10:43I can't imagine what you mean
00:10:45I was a good boy
00:10:46I was a good boy
00:10:46In bed by nine
00:10:47Really?
00:10:49With yet another girl?
00:10:50Of course not
00:10:51Can you please pass me the bar?
00:10:53The maid found this
00:10:55When making up your room this morning
00:10:57Well that's my bra
00:11:01I've been looking for it everywhere
00:11:02It's really my color
00:11:03It's really my color
00:11:03Don't you think?
00:11:05Now you see here
00:11:06We didn't make this diplomacy trip
00:11:08Ahead of your coronation
00:11:10So you could bed a different American every night
00:11:13That is no way for the future king to behave
00:11:16My apologies
00:11:17I just see
00:11:18I'll be on my best behavior
00:11:21Starting now
00:11:22Good
00:11:22Because this trip isn't just about fostering goodwill between our nations
00:11:26We're here on a mission
00:11:28What are we doing?
00:11:30I'm afraid the palace is in dire need of some funds
00:11:33We're broke?
00:11:35Father left me a generous inheritance when he passed
00:11:38For you personally, yes
00:11:39But it takes a small fortune to run the palace every day
00:11:42So what are we going to do?
00:11:46Not to worry, I have a plan
00:11:47As always
00:11:48It seems that we are to be guests of honor
00:11:51At the governor's winter masquerade ball tonight
00:11:54Unfortunately, the governor is traveling on business
00:11:56But his daughter Courtney will be there
00:11:58And she has his ear
00:12:00Whatever she wants, he agrees to
00:12:02I plan to tactfully ask her for a loan
00:12:05Brilliant
00:12:07How can I help?
00:12:09By not further embarrassing the crown
00:12:12The governor is very conservative
00:12:16He has very traditional values
00:12:19If he hears about your wild antics
00:12:22Running around with different women
00:12:24There is no way he'll agree to the loan
00:12:26Of course
00:12:27I'll do my very best
00:12:30You'd better
00:12:31Or there won't be a crown for you to inherit
00:12:34Get rid of this immediately
00:13:00We've got a press conference at the plaza
00:13:12A luncheon with the American Diplomats Association
00:13:15A fundraiser for Doctors Without Borders
00:13:17A private tour of the Guggenheim
00:13:19Front row at the Gucci show
00:13:21And invitations to drinks with three different Kardashians
00:13:25Also, your fan mail has just arrived
00:13:29This is just from today
00:13:35Shall I bring the car around?
00:13:42No, I think I'll walk
00:13:43Walk?
00:13:45Are you feeling alright?
00:13:47Yes
00:13:47I've never felt better
00:13:49Hey, you fetched me that bra
00:13:51Return it to its rightful owner
00:13:54Sir, I could handle this myself
00:13:57That sort of errand is a little beneath you
00:14:00Trust me, I know
00:14:02This is the last thing I want to do
00:14:04But I'm afraid I might not have to handle this myself
00:14:06It's a sensitive matter
00:14:07Must be handled discreetly
00:14:09Certainly, sir
00:14:11I'll go fetch it for you
00:14:12Perfect
00:14:13Now tell me, Henry
00:14:15Where does one find a...
00:14:18Library?
00:14:19Thank you
00:14:49We're literally in the same way
00:14:52bond
00:14:53Forty
00:14:54Oh, boy
00:14:55Look how long
00:14:56Is this in the bathroom for нас?
00:14:57What happened in the wheelchair?!
00:14:58Look how much happened in the wheelchair?!
00:14:59Don't listen, what I'mけどied
00:15:00What happened in a wheelchair?!
00:15:00Oh, boy
00:15:00What happened to the mid-chair?
00:15:15What happened to the mid-chair?
00:15:19What happened to the mid-chair?
00:15:30Where is he?
00:15:33Find it! Where did he go?
00:15:35Back now?
00:15:46What the hell are you doing here?
00:15:50Come with me!
00:15:53There he is!
00:15:56I hate the paparazzi following you. Who are you?
00:16:01Just...
00:16:02Oh, because telling a woman to calm down is always such a great idea.
00:16:11I think it went this way. Follow me.
00:16:13Hurry, you gotta give it a shot.
00:16:26What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:31It was just my last resort.
00:16:33Good, because that didn't mean anything to me.
00:16:36Didn't mean anything to me more.
00:16:39You're a child.
00:16:40How the hell do I get out of here?
00:16:42Are you afraid you're gonna learn something?
00:16:45Just show me the way out.
00:16:47Gladly.
00:16:49What were you doing in a library, anyway?
00:17:03Just returning a book.
00:17:06Thanks?
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:10Well...
00:17:16Goodbye forever, I suppose?
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:40The okay.
00:17:42I don't know.
00:17:43The okay.
00:17:44That's all.
00:17:45I think I've put this up alone.
00:17:49What the hell yeah?
00:17:50I can't tell that I was gonna and that you know.
00:17:52That's not the problem.
00:17:53What is wrong?
00:17:54What is wrong with you?
00:17:55What the hell yeah?
00:17:57What is wrong with you?
00:17:58What is wrong with you?
00:17:59What the hell yeah?
00:18:00Oh, man?
00:18:01What is wrong with you?
00:18:02How can you be so blatantly disrespectful?
00:18:18Wow, that was fast.
00:18:20Didn't I just warn you about the dangers of drawing negative attention?
00:18:24This makes us look like tabloid trash.
00:18:27The governor will never lend us the money now.
00:18:29Your careless affairs might cost us the entire crowd.
00:18:33I can explain.
00:18:35You've left me no choice but to delay your coronation, perhaps indefinitely.
00:18:39You can't do that.
00:18:41She's not just a random girl.
00:18:43She's my new girlfriend, Mia.
00:18:45Oh, really?
00:18:46And who is this Mia?
00:18:48Well, she's a respectable young woman.
00:18:51She's a librarian.
00:18:53A librarian?
00:18:55Mm-hmm.
00:18:55How common.
00:18:57But that's just her cover.
00:18:59She's actually a princess.
00:19:03Oh, really?
00:19:04Of what country?
00:19:07A small island off the coast of Italy.
00:19:10And what is the name of this island?
00:19:15Umbrellia.
00:19:17Umbrellia?
00:19:17Yes, Umbrellia.
00:19:19It's a beautiful little hidden gem.
00:19:21Her family's reign goes back centuries, and her parents settled in America after they made
00:19:27a fortune in the diamond trade.
00:19:29Interesting.
00:19:31So that would mean that her family is...
00:19:35Filthy rich.
00:19:36Well, this is fabulous news.
00:19:40Of course, you'll have to make your debut as soon as possible so the press can report
00:19:44that this isn't another one of your random hookups.
00:19:47How about the couple makes their debut with the Governor's Masquerade Ball?
00:19:51Shh, Henry.
00:19:52We're in the middle of an important conversation.
00:19:55I've got it.
00:19:56You can make your debut at the Governor's Masquerade Ball tonight.
00:20:00Wonderful!
00:20:01Wonderful.
00:20:02Wonderful.
00:20:05Can we get a picture?
00:20:07Why didn't you tell me he was a prince, Kit?
00:20:10Sorry, sis.
00:20:11I seriously didn't recognize him with a Santa outfit.
00:20:13But how come you didn't recognize him when he took his clothes off?
00:20:16Wasn't wearing my glasses?
00:20:19Uh-huh.
00:20:20When is the paparazzi going to leave me alone?
00:20:23Mia, this is the prince.
00:20:25This is like a really big deal.
00:20:27Oh, whatever.
00:20:28All this king and queen stuff is so...
00:20:30Ugh.
00:20:31Nonsense.
00:20:32I just hate all this attention.
00:20:35It's such a nightmare.
00:20:36A nightmare?
00:20:37Mia, you hooking up with the prince is like the best thing that's ever happened to me.
00:20:40Well, don't get too excited.
00:20:41It was a one-time thing.
00:20:43Two times.
00:20:44But he's cocky and arrogant and shallow and here?
00:20:49Mia!
00:20:49What?
00:20:50Mia, please let me up!
00:20:52The prince, he's downstairs.
00:20:53I really need to talk to you!
00:20:56What are you doing here?
00:20:58I need to talk to you.
00:21:00Privately.
00:21:02I'll just be in my room.
00:21:08Listening to every single word.
00:21:12You didn't think to mention you were literal royalty?
00:21:17I'm sorry.
00:21:19You just didn't seem to care who I was and it was just so refreshing.
00:21:24Plus, it's just common knowledge.
00:21:26People just know who I am.
00:21:29Right.
00:21:31Listen, we had our one night of fun, but I meant what I said was really a one-time thing.
00:21:37I hate all of this attention.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:41I'm just a normal girl.
00:21:43Exactly.
00:21:44You're the type of respectable young woman that would look great on my arm and help people take me more seriously as their future king.
00:21:52I'm not following.
00:21:53Hear me out.
00:21:53If we can just pretend to be a happy couple that is madly in love until my coronation next week, he'll ensure the good graces of the press, my kingdom, and most important, the queen.
00:22:07What's in it for me?
00:22:08Being on my arm isn't enough.
00:22:11No.
00:22:12I'm going to give you a lot of money, Mia.
00:22:14Excuse me?
00:22:15We're not talking library money.
00:22:17We're talking money that will change your life.
00:22:20Oh my god.
00:22:22I know.
00:22:22Genius plan, right?
00:22:24You arrogant prick.
00:22:28You think you can throw your money around and buy a girlfriend like a pizza?
00:22:34Well, I can't be bought.
00:22:36So, take your life-changing money and get the hell out of my house.
00:22:45I don't understand.
00:22:47Let me translate it for you.
00:22:49Get out!
00:23:06Why didn't Mia ride with us?
00:23:20She had work, but she will be here.
00:23:23She better be.
00:23:24Everyone is expecting your debut tonight as a couple.
00:23:27Don't fuck this up.
00:23:29What injury might have, your majesty?
00:23:31Your majesty.
00:23:36Courtney, how lovely to meet you.
00:23:41The pleasure is all mine.
00:23:43My father will be so disappointed to have missed you.
00:23:45Oh, please give him my regards.
00:23:48Let me introduce you to my son, Declan.
00:23:56Senior dance.
00:23:57I wonder if we could have a moment in private later to discuss some personal business that
00:24:05you could pass on to your father.
00:24:08Absolutely.
00:24:08Absolutely.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:41I need to find the prince right now.
00:24:58Easy.
00:24:59Governor's Winterball.
00:25:01Okay, stalker.
00:25:02Don't insult my hobbies.
00:25:04I need to go talk to him.
00:25:05Uh, not like that you're not.
00:25:07We gotta get you all ready.
00:25:15So, if we could just get a modest loan, the palace, the whole country, really, would be so grateful.
00:25:22I'm sure my father would be happy to oblige.
00:25:25Great, it's settled.
00:25:27Not so fast.
00:25:29I'll encourage my father to give you the loan on one condition.
00:25:33Anything.
00:25:34My father would do anything to ensure my happiness.
00:25:37And what would make me happy is him.
00:25:42That's no problem at all.
00:25:45Good.
00:25:46But until he's mine, you won't see a cent.
00:25:49Now, young lady, no one gives orders around here besides me.
00:25:54My son's current girlfriend is a princess with a large fortune.
00:25:59I can assure you, no one has more money than my father, which you would have full access to.
00:26:05And if the prince and I were to marry, well, I would assure that you would maintain complete control of the throne behind the scenes.
00:26:14Young lady, you have a deal.
00:26:16Young lady, you have a deal.
00:26:18Young lady, you have a deal.
00:26:25Can I have this dance?
00:26:39Do I have a choice?
00:26:40Follow my lead.
00:26:59Smile from the camera, Princess Mia.
00:27:01Who are you wearing, Princess?
00:27:03We love the mask choice.
00:27:05Why are they calling you Princess?
00:27:07We need to talk. Now.
00:27:08You two want to pose together?
00:27:09Real quick, just one more.
00:27:10Just one more?
00:27:12Who the hell is that?
00:27:13That's his girlfriend, the Princess.
00:27:16Don't worry, I'll take care of her.
00:27:18You better.
00:27:19Or the palace won't get a dime,
00:27:22Your Highness.
00:27:29Why on earth would you tell them I'm a Princess?
00:27:31I'm like the opposite of that.
00:27:33Trust me, I'm aware.
00:27:34But I had to explain the photo.
00:27:35I just started lying and I couldn't stop.
00:27:37I mean, a Princess sounds better than a librarian.
00:27:41Of course, because being a good person with a normal job isn't good enough.
00:27:44Nothing is good enough for you people.
00:27:46Look, look, I'm sorry I lied, but what's done is done.
00:27:49And let's make the best of things.
00:27:51Let's move forward with my proposal.
00:27:52What makes you think I would ever go through with your idiotic plan?
00:27:56Because why else are you here?
00:27:59Pure desperation.
00:28:01My favorite trait of all.
00:28:03You'll be my loving, doting girlfriend, Princess Mia,
00:28:07until my coronation next week,
00:28:09in exchange for cold hard cash.
00:28:11And after that, you never have to have to speak with me again.
00:28:13We have ourselves a deal.
00:28:14Deal.
00:28:17Deal.
00:28:18But no more hooking up, or anything like that.
00:28:22This is strictly business now.
00:28:24Trust me, that won't be a problem.
00:28:26No.
00:28:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:56What are you reading for?
00:29:09For fun?
00:29:10You wouldn't have no fun if it'd beat you in the ass.
00:29:13Says the guy that has to pay a girl to hang out with him.
00:29:16All right.
00:29:17All right.
00:29:17Enough foreplay.
00:29:19We have a lot of work to do.
00:29:21Your performance last night left much to be desired.
00:29:23Got a lot of work to turn you into a proper princess.
00:29:27It's not my fault that you lied about who I really am.
00:29:29True.
00:29:30But if you want a dime of that money that I promised you,
00:29:32you'll make it your mission to become Princess Mia.
00:29:36Fine.
00:29:37I'll do it.
00:29:39But was all this really necessary?
00:29:43I had to ensure absolute privacy.
00:29:45If this lie gets out,
00:29:46the Queen will delay my coronation, perhaps indefinitely.
00:29:49We're not leaving this room until you're a proper princess.
00:29:53Nah.
00:29:53Let's get you royal.
00:29:55What about the Queen?
00:29:56Isn't she going to be back soon?
00:29:59She's out shopping.
00:30:00She'll be out all afternoon.
00:30:01Now, let's get to work.
00:30:23German's for the Queen.
00:30:27Here we go.
00:30:33We're gonna be back soon.
00:30:34She's on on the success of this week.
00:30:35strings, please.
00:30:37All right.
00:30:39.
00:30:43We'll be back because you have any generous dessa stuff.
00:30:44Day two new weather,
00:30:44the�nod.
00:30:45Best...
00:30:46Yeah, we're gonna be back soon today,
00:30:47all right.
00:30:48No waiting.
00:30:48Give you addition to your话.
00:30:50quality...
00:31:21I'm exhausted. I'm going to go.
00:31:24Stay the night, my God.
00:31:25I insist.
00:31:31What the hell are you doing?
00:31:32You'll have to sleep over, I'm afraid.
00:31:35They'll keep the appearance that we're a real couple.
00:31:37Who cares? The press isn't here.
00:31:39The help is watching my every move.
00:31:41Oh my God.
00:31:44What have they seen?
00:31:47How do you live like this?
00:31:50That's all I know.
00:31:51Oh my God.
00:31:52I would feel sorry for you if you weren't such an asshole.
00:31:55Thanks, baby.
00:31:57So you'll sleep with me?
00:31:59I mean, you'll sleep over?
00:32:02Yes, but I'm not happy about it.
00:32:04I'm going to have a shower.
00:32:07No peeking.
00:32:08In your dreams.
00:32:21You'll sleep over, you'll sleep over.
00:32:26Hey, you're breathing.
00:32:30I have to calm my name.
00:32:32You're breathing.
00:32:34I have to come and stay.
00:32:36Hey
00:33:36You sure you're okay down there?
00:33:55Oh, you're worried about me.
00:33:57I'm not.
00:33:58I mean, I don't care.
00:34:00I just can't hear you complain all night.
00:34:03I'm fine.
00:34:04Thanks.
00:34:06Just come sleep in the bed.
00:34:15Will you insist?
00:34:27Better not try anything.
00:34:29In your dreams, princess.
00:34:31I can't wait until this arrangement is over.
00:34:34Finally, we agree on something.
00:34:36I need to speak to the prince at once.
00:34:57I'm afraid he's still sleeping.
00:34:59Well, then wake him up, you fool.
00:35:01But, um, I don't think he's alone.
00:35:04Good morning, sir.
00:35:05Good morning, sir.
00:35:32Sorry to wake you, but the Queen has asked to speak with you. Now.
00:35:37Of course, I'll get dressed.
00:35:38No. You.
00:35:44Practice is over. It's time for the real test, Princess.
00:35:53Hi, Henry.
00:35:56Hello, Mia.
00:35:58Your Majesty, you look even more beautiful up close.
00:36:02I wanted us to have a chance to properly get to know each other.
00:36:06It's been quite whirlwind for you.
00:36:08Yes, it's been a crazy past few days.
00:36:10Well, you should be used to all this, what with your upbringing.
00:36:14Of course. I was practically born in a ball gown.
00:36:17Tell me, where does your family summer?
00:36:21The pool?
00:36:22I mean, uh, all of our Paris, Italy, you name it. We summer there.
00:36:31Tell me more about your family's royal heritage.
00:36:35We come from a small island off the coast of Italy. It's gorgeous. You should totally come visit sometime.
00:36:41My parents made their fortune in emeralds and immigrated here.
00:36:46Diamonds.
00:36:46Excuse me?
00:36:49The prince said that your family made a fortune in diamonds.
00:36:55The prince said that your family made a fortune in diamonds.
00:37:01Right. Diamonds, emeralds, you name it.
00:37:04We made a fortune in it.
00:37:05Would you like some tea?
00:37:10Uh, no thank you. I'm trying to cut back.
00:37:14Being a princess yourself, I'm sure you've given some thought to our monarchy.
00:37:23After all, it might be you sitting up there ruling with the prince someday.
00:37:27You're right.
00:37:29Uh, I mean, yeah, right.
00:37:32Not a fan of our monarchy, are you?
00:37:36Honestly?
00:37:38Please.
00:37:40Not really.
00:37:42At least, I'm not a fan of the way the monarchy has been doing things for the past 500 years.
00:37:47I believe the point of the crown is to serve the people.
00:37:50To do good.
00:37:51My dear, the point of the crown is to uphold tradition and to give the people something to aspire to.
00:37:59With all due respect, I think that way of thinking is of the past.
00:38:05I'm more about the future.
00:38:07Not if I have anything to say about it.
00:38:12How much, you favorite ladies?
00:38:14Ah, Mia, would you give me a moment to have a word with my son in private?
00:38:20No problem. I have to pee anyway.
00:38:22There is absolutely no way you can be with that girl.
00:38:31There is absolutely no way you can be with that girl.
00:38:35Why not?
00:38:36She is not properly trained.
00:38:38What, is she a horse?
00:38:39I thought you wanted me to have a girlfriend.
00:38:41I do, but a more suitable match.
00:38:44But, I, the press love her.
00:38:47There's something off about her.
00:38:49So she's a little different, but the status quo is boring.
00:38:52Not boring, classic.
00:38:55You need to be with someone who will ensure that our traditions outlive us all.
00:39:00You married into this family.
00:39:02They're not even your traditions.
00:39:03Like hell they're not.
00:39:04If it weren't for me, this palace would be in shambles.
00:39:07I promised your father on his deathbed that I would uphold the crown and make sure to keep you in line.
00:39:15It is of the utmost importance that you make a suitable match.
00:39:19You need to be with someone educated and refined.
00:39:24Someone like Courtney.
00:39:25Mia's special.
00:39:27Like, you just have to get to know the way that I have.
00:39:30I promise, she's mesmerizing.
00:39:32Declan, it's only a matter of time before everyone knows the truth.
00:39:37Mia is not queen material.
00:39:45Mia!
00:39:47Mia!
00:39:53Mia, please, wait!
00:39:54Just leave me alone.
00:39:55I'm sorry.
00:39:57The queen can be harsh, but she means well.
00:39:59I cannot believe you're defending her.
00:40:01I'm truly sorry.
00:40:02It killed me to have a talk about you like that.
00:40:04I wanted to know you.
00:40:05The real you.
00:40:07Because you're amazing.
00:40:08I don't care.
00:40:09I'm just here for the money, remember?
00:40:11This is all fake.
00:40:12Is this all really just a paycheck to you?
00:40:13Yep.
00:40:14You don't mean that.
00:40:15Come on, Mia.
00:40:16Give us a smile.
00:40:17Don't tell me what I mean.
00:40:18Yeah, smile for me, Dave.
00:40:19Mia.
00:40:21I'm really starting to like you.
00:40:23For real.
00:40:24Give me a break.
00:40:26I am just another one of your shiny new toys.
00:40:28You'll be bored of me in no time and back to your drawer full of condom.
00:40:31Mia, Mia, Mia!
00:40:32Will you all ship?
00:40:33Leave me alone!
00:40:35Mia, come on.
00:40:35We just want one phone.
00:40:36Hey!
00:40:37Ugh!
00:40:38Ugh!
00:40:39Not again.
00:40:40Are you okay?
00:40:42I am now.
00:40:44Of course.
00:40:48Cops?
00:40:48If this gets out, I'm finished.
00:40:51We need to get out of here.
00:40:52Someone or no will go find us.
00:40:53It's not off green.
00:40:55I know the perfect place.
00:40:56Come with me.
00:40:56Okay.
00:41:06Well, well, well.
00:41:07There's a sight for sore eyes.
00:41:09Oh, hey, Daddy.
00:41:12And who do we have here?
00:41:14This is just a friend.
00:41:16Hello, sir.
00:41:17I'm Declan.
00:41:18Mia's boyfriend.
00:41:18Oh, Mia.
00:41:20You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend.
00:41:22Uh, yep.
00:41:23He's my boyfriend.
00:41:26We're super in love.
00:41:28It's nice to meet you, sir.
00:41:30Who are you calling, sir?
00:41:33Call me Charlie.
00:41:35Welcome, son.
00:41:40Let me know if there's anything I do to help.
00:41:43Declan, it's okay.
00:41:44Sure, sure.
00:41:46The cows aren't going to milk themselves.
00:41:48We don't have cows.
00:41:50Come on.
00:41:51Well, let's do it.
00:42:54You're welcome.
00:42:55Mia's easy to love.
00:42:57It's so nice to have you home.
00:43:00Well, I still have a home.
00:43:02Look, I'm sure Mia already told you we're going to lose the farm.
00:43:07I can't afford the mortgage anymore.
00:43:13Mia never said anything.
00:43:17Uh, enough of the depressing vibes.
00:43:24You're welcome.
00:43:27Come with me.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, remember, in my house you're still a virgin.
00:43:39I can't believe you grew up out here.
00:43:52Is this your idea of fun?
00:43:55Playing dress up in your dad's old clothing?
00:43:57Hey, when you're in the country, you'll have to get creative.
00:44:02Have a look.
00:44:03Hmm.
00:44:04Like the opposite of a prince.
00:44:05Perfect.
00:44:06Well...
00:44:07Why didn't you say anything about your dad being hurt?
00:44:11Kind of a heavy story.
00:44:12I can do heavy.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:14When I was really little, I got sick.
00:44:39When I was really little I got sick. Pneumonia. And I was in and out of the
00:44:47hospital. Medical bills were really high. My dad was working around the clock
00:44:53trying to make as much money as possible. I was exhausted, barely sleeping, and
00:44:59there was an accident.
00:45:03I was exhausted, barely sleeping, and there was an accident.
00:45:07Fell off of his tractor and it ran him over. Nearly snapped his spine in half.
00:45:15It was just really hard for him to do work around the farm. It was really
00:45:20stressful. And my mom was doing everything. I think it broke her.
00:45:30One day she went to go get groceries and never came back.
00:45:40Oh, Mia.
00:45:42I know I was just a kid and I know it wasn't my fault, but I just think that deep down I
00:45:50think that everything bad that happens is because of me.
00:45:53I totally get it.
00:45:54You do?
00:45:56Yeah. My real mom died when I was little. She was in a car accident on her way to go and
00:46:04watch me at swim practice. I hate swimming to this day.
00:46:09That's awful. I'm so sorry. Thanks. You know, when people say that I usually feel their pity,
00:46:21but with you, you know, it feels different. Knowing we share the same pain, it helps ease it a little.
00:46:32So, thank you.
00:46:45Can I show you something?
00:46:55Not bad.
00:46:57Ready to swim again? Make some new memories?
00:47:02I'm not quite ready yet.
00:47:05That's okay. We can just look at it for now. Baby steps.
00:47:12Thanks.
00:47:25So, are you excited about your coronation?
00:47:49Yeah. Close.
00:47:53You don't sound very excited.
00:47:57I'm pretty nervous to become king.
00:48:00I mean, I'm going to be leading an entire nation.
00:48:03I've got so many plans of where to take our country, but nobody takes me seriously.
00:48:08They think I'm a silly potty boy.
00:48:11What are your ideas?
00:48:13The dumb. Forget it.
00:48:15What can you be the judge of that?
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:20I'm very passionate about the environment.
00:48:24I love finding alternative forms of energy.
00:48:27In my country, there's some of the most intense winds in the world.
00:48:31And there are these wind turbines that are state of the art, and they can harness that energy.
00:48:38They can convert for cars, planes, buildings, homes.
00:48:42You name it.
00:48:45Wow, that's actually a really good idea.
00:48:48Really?
00:48:50Yeah, you're really smart. Why are you such a fuck up?
00:48:53Well, when my father passed away, it was just, it was a lot.
00:49:04It was a bit too much, in fact.
00:49:06So, I just numb out.
00:49:08I had a party.
00:49:11Yeah, I relate.
00:49:13Yeah, right, Miss Perfect.
00:49:15Me?
00:49:16I didn't even finish college.
00:49:19Why not?
00:49:21Let's just talk about something else.
00:49:24Come on, I just poured my heart.
00:49:26At least you can do is return the favor.
00:49:29Fine.
00:49:32Fine.
00:49:33So, I went to a very fancy school.
00:49:36I was a scholarship student, of course, so I felt out of place already.
00:49:42Insecure.
00:49:44But I met this boy.
00:49:47And I fell so madly, hopelessly in love.
00:49:56It was the most amazing feeling in the world.
00:50:01It felt like I was flying.
00:50:05And then I walked in on him cheating on me with someone else.
00:50:12It wasn't just someone else.
00:50:14It was the prettiest, richest, most popular girl in school.
00:50:22I had spiraled.
00:50:24I couldn't sleep while I'm alone studying and I ended up dropping out of college.
00:50:35I just think that getting cheated on was confirmation of my deepest fear that I'm not good enough.
00:50:49Well, the Mia that I know is more than enough.
00:50:55She's likable.
00:50:58Even lovable.
00:51:01She's amazing.
00:51:02She's amazing.
00:51:13What about the rules?
00:51:16Screw the rules.
00:51:17Screw the rules.
00:51:18Screw the rules.
00:51:47.
00:52:17I can't believe the prince is dating Mia and he hasn't seen through her lies yet.
00:52:28What do you mean?
00:52:29Well, I know where they are. Obviously they're hiding at Mia's farm.
00:52:34Farm? I thought Mia was a princess.
00:52:38Mia! I can assure you she is the furthest thing from a princess.
00:52:45Tell me everything!
00:53:15Henry, it's not a good time.
00:53:17I'm afraid I have some terrible news.
00:53:20Whatever it is, it's got to wait.
00:53:22It's the Queen. She's had a stroke.
00:53:25Who's decided to grace us with his presence?
00:53:39I'm so sorry. I came as soon as I heard.
00:53:41After being MIA for a week or so doing God knows what with that girlfriend of yours.
00:53:47Please stay calm. The doctor said you need to minimize stress.
00:53:51How am I supposed to stay calm when your little girlfriend has made a fool of us all?
00:53:56Turns out everyone's favorite new princess is a total fraud.
00:54:02She's a poor farmer's daughter, certainly the furthest thing from a princess.
00:54:08She works in a library and her sister is a waitress.
00:54:13Mia claims her charmed family made a fortune in the diamond industry, but that couldn't be further from the truth.
00:54:20In fact, she comes from a very broken home.
00:54:24Her father was in a nearly fatal tractor accident when she was young.
00:54:29And her mom took off for groceries one day and never came home.
00:54:33Poor Prince got played!
00:54:36Oh my God!
00:54:38The last thing we need is for our name to be associated with a tractor.
00:54:42How did this information get out?
00:54:44Who cares? The point is that Mia is a liar and has made a fool of us all.
00:54:48I only wish that I had found out sooner.
00:54:50Oh no, this is all my fault. I'm the one who lied about Mia being a princess.
00:54:54The details don't matter. Everything has gone to shit since that girl came into your life.
00:54:59I need to find Mia.
00:55:00Forget Mia. We have much more important things to discuss.
00:55:03No, nothing's more important than Mia.
00:55:05Where are you going? Come back here. Don't you dare you take another step.
00:55:11Should I call a doctor?
00:55:12No, you fool. There's nothing wrong with me.
00:55:18You're going to take Mia down.
00:55:21For good.
00:55:35What are you doing here?
00:55:36I need to talk to you.
00:55:49I am done talking. Just go.
00:56:03Just please listen to me. I'm sorry about that stupid article.
00:56:07You're sorry. A sorry excuse for a human being.
00:56:12You don't mean that. You're not thinking clearly.
00:56:17Please just go.
00:56:18No, I need you to know the truth.
00:56:21Why? Why is it so important? Why do you care?
00:56:25Because I like you, Mia.
00:56:28I really fucking do.
00:56:31Listen, I feel terrible about that article.
00:56:34I had nothing to do with it, I promise.
00:56:37The press are like vultures.
00:56:39What about all of the personal information?
00:56:42My dad's accident? My mom leaving?
00:56:45You are the only person I told.
00:56:48What was this? Some plan?
00:56:50To leak my personal trauma to the press to make yourself look better?
00:56:54What kind of sick game are you playing?
00:56:57Do you really think I'm that cruel?
00:56:59Jesus, Mia, after everything we've been through.
00:57:01How could you think so little of me?
00:57:02It's one thing for them to attack me.
00:57:06They attacked my family.
00:57:08They didn't ask for any of this.
00:57:10Mia, I love your family.
00:57:12I would never betray them.
00:57:13I knew I was right about you.
00:57:14You're no king.
00:57:15You're just a spoiled little prince.
00:57:17I knew this was too good to be true.
00:57:20I don't know why I was so stupid.
00:57:21I can't believe you don't trust me.
00:57:23How can I trust you when our entire relationship is built on a lie?
00:57:26We are so much more than a lie, and you know that.
00:57:29I can't do this anymore.
00:57:32I'm sorry.
00:57:35I'm done.
00:57:37We're done.
00:57:38Mia, forget the agreement.
00:57:40I need you in my life.
00:57:41Declan, stop.
00:57:43This is pathetic.
00:57:45Whatever this is, it's over.
00:57:49You're breaking up with me?
00:57:50We weren't even together, Mia.
00:57:52I'm ending our agreement.
00:57:53Your services are no longer required.
00:57:55We didn't even make it to the Core Nation.
00:57:58Your payment will be voided.
00:58:00I don't care about the money.
00:58:02That'll be our first.
00:58:03Goodbye forever.
00:58:05Forever can't come soon enough.
00:58:23I'm not going to talk to you.
00:58:24The it's over.
00:58:38Declan!
00:58:39I have just the thing to cheer you up.
00:58:42Good morning, Your Royal Highness.
00:58:47Hi, Courtney.
00:58:49Declan, help your lovely date to her seat.
00:58:57Call the press.
00:59:00The hottest new couple in town is going to make their debut tonight.
00:59:04I smell a press release.
00:59:12What a beautiful day.
00:59:21You gotta love this city.
00:59:24Okay, what's going on?
00:59:28You hate New York City.
00:59:30I can never get you to come visit me.
00:59:32I just want to tell you the good news in person.
00:59:35What news?
00:59:37We're not going to lose the farm.
00:59:39My God.
00:59:41That's amazing.
00:59:42What happened?
00:59:44Your prints happened.
00:59:45What? Huh?
00:59:46Yeah.
00:59:47When you guys came to visit me and he heard about our troubles, he immediately gave me the
00:59:52money.
00:59:53Enough to cover the mortgage and more.
00:59:56He didn't want me to tell you because he didn't want it to seem like we were some kind
01:00:00of charity case.
01:00:02But I can't keep a secret.
01:00:05He's a good man you got there.
01:00:09The nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.
01:00:13Hm.
01:00:14Well, honey, that's love.
01:00:18Oh no.
01:00:20You messed everything up.
01:00:22It's too late.
01:00:23It's never too late for true love.
01:00:27Oh my God.
01:00:29I gotta go.
01:00:32Where are you going?
01:00:33To kiss a prince.
01:00:35Ha ha ha.
01:00:36Thanks, Daddy.
01:00:37Thanks, Daddy.
01:00:38It's you.
01:00:41Hello again, Mia.
01:00:43it's you
01:01:04hello again Mia
01:01:06oh my god
01:01:10I'm so stupid
01:01:12Mia wait
01:01:13stop
01:01:14I promise you
01:01:18nothing was happening
01:01:19the queen's forced me to be with her
01:01:21and I've never been more miserable
01:01:22I can't believe this is happening again
01:01:25again
01:01:26Courtney is the girl that my boyfriend
01:01:29cheated on me with in college
01:01:30she destroyed my life
01:01:33it wasn't just someone else
01:01:35it was the prettiest
01:01:37richest
01:01:38most popular girl in school
01:01:40oh
01:01:42I'm
01:01:44I won't let this happen
01:01:45no
01:01:45no ma'am she means nothing to me
01:01:47you broke my heart your majesty
01:01:50Mia wait
01:02:07it's not what it seems to me
01:02:12oh you again
01:02:14oh
01:02:14oh
01:02:15oh
01:02:15oh
01:02:16Jacqueline
01:02:17are you okay
01:02:27me
01:02:28you're the one that just got attacked by the paps
01:02:31I had to get your attention somehow
01:02:32mission accomplished
01:02:34I'm sorry about Courtney
01:02:37it all makes sense
01:02:38Courtney is the one that leaked my family's secrets to the press
01:02:42I'm sorry I didn't believe you
01:02:43all I ever wanted to be happy
01:02:46why do you care so much
01:02:50because I love you Mia
01:02:52I love you too
01:03:12I'm feeling better already
01:03:15yeah
01:03:15what about our agreement
01:03:20forget about the agreement
01:03:22be with me for real
01:03:24okay
01:03:26let's be together for real
01:03:29alright
01:03:30alright
01:04:00just spoke with the doctor
01:04:05you got your test results back
01:04:08and you're gonna be just fine
01:04:09great
01:04:09now can you please go take a break
01:04:12you haven't slept a wink or eaten a thing since we got back from the hospital
01:04:16no I'm never leaving your side again
01:04:19Mia please
01:04:21take care of yourself
01:04:22at least go to the bathroom
01:04:24I promise I'll be here when we get back
01:04:31fine
01:04:34I'll be right back
01:04:37love you
01:04:38I like the sound of that
01:04:41what the hell is she doing here
01:04:53I thought we got rid of her for good
01:04:55apparently not
01:04:56your plan backfired
01:04:58and now they're more in love than ever before
01:05:00what are we going to do
01:05:02I have a plan
01:05:05going to send Mia on a permanent vacation
01:05:09from which she will never ever return
01:05:11and I'm going to need your help
01:05:13hi Mia
01:05:34what are you doing here Courtney
01:05:36I have something that might be of interest to you
01:05:39nothing you have to say is interesting to me
01:05:43I have a plan
01:05:49going to send Mia on a permanent vacation
01:05:52from which she will never ever return
01:05:55you deserve to know the truth about the queen
01:05:57Mia she wants to destroy you
01:05:59now you have proof
01:06:02thank you
01:06:06but I'm confused
01:06:09why are you helping me
01:06:11we hate each other remember
01:06:13this is so much bigger than all the past drama
01:06:17as much as I want to be with the prince
01:06:19I can see how much he truly loves you
01:06:21I don't want to be in the way of true love
01:06:23you're the real princess Mia
01:06:27I guess I am
01:06:31and for what it's worth
01:06:33I'm really sorry for everything that happened in college
01:06:38to be honest I was always a little jealous of you back in the day
01:06:43you were always so
01:06:45different and interesting
01:06:47I wish we could have been friends
01:06:50well
01:06:52if you want to be friends
01:06:56then just maybe stop hooking up with my boyfriends
01:06:58and
01:06:59let's me get a coffee
01:07:01deal
01:07:01thank you
01:07:09come here
01:07:14thank you
01:07:16I'm going to take on the queen
01:07:18I'm going to need it
01:07:20hmm
01:07:21hmm
01:07:22hmm
01:07:23hmm
01:07:24hmm
01:07:26hmm
01:07:27hmm
01:07:28hmm
01:07:30hmm
01:07:32hmm
01:07:33hmm
01:07:34hmm
01:07:35hmm
01:07:36hmm
01:07:37hmm
01:07:38hmm
01:07:39hmm
01:07:40hmm
01:07:41hmm
01:07:42hmm
01:07:43hmm
01:07:44hmm
01:07:47oh
01:07:48are you comfortable my darling
01:07:50would you like another pillow
01:07:52where did Mia go she said she was just going to the bathroom
01:07:56I'm sorry but she left hours ago
01:08:00did she say where she's going or when she's coming back
01:08:04she told me to tell you that she just doesn't want to be with you anymore
01:08:11it's over
01:08:13it's over
01:08:14I'm sorry son
01:08:15I don't understand she just told me she loved me
01:08:19you just can't trust a girl like that
01:08:21she dumped you days before the most important moment of your life your coronation
01:08:27now
01:08:28now you don't even have a date
01:08:29now you don't even have a date
01:08:31but not to worry I have just the girl for you
01:08:34I will alert the press tomorrow that you are no longer with Mia and will be taking Courtney to the coronation
01:08:41you
01:08:42you and the prince can no longer be together
01:08:43you and the prince can no longer be together
01:08:47what screw you whoever you are I love him and nothing can stop me
01:08:51you and the prince can no longer be together
01:09:07what screw you whoever you are I love him and nothing can stop me
01:09:15you better stay away from him or else
01:09:22Henry?
01:09:32Henry you have to let me go
01:09:34please I'm begging you
01:09:36I'm sorry I wish I could ma'am
01:09:39but I have direct orders from the queen to hold you hostage until you agree to never see the prince again
01:09:44I can't believe she made you kidnap me yourself
01:09:51she couldn't like hire out for that?
01:09:53she's trying to keep costs down lately
01:09:55it's not a money thing she doesn't respect you Henry
01:09:58she doesn't need to I'm just the help
01:10:01you're her secret weapon you keep this whole ship running you're incredible Henry
01:10:05I am?
01:10:08it's time for the queen's reign to end
01:10:11I'm gonna take her down
01:10:13please
01:10:14help me
01:10:16I'm sorry I can't betray her
01:10:19she's family
01:10:22but how is that possible?
01:10:26the queen is my aunt
01:10:28she hired me when she married the king and became a royal
01:10:31but the queen grew up very poor in the countryside
01:10:34her parents were farmers
01:10:36just like you in fact
01:10:38so the queen hates me because she is me?
01:10:43it's all quite poetic
01:10:45you have to do the right thing Henry
01:10:49you won't regret it I promise
01:10:58Declan are you excited for your coronation?
01:11:05very much so yes
01:11:07what have you enjoyed most about your time in America?
01:11:10in my countryside
01:11:12farm life
01:11:14steel lake
01:11:16in the full moon
01:11:17the prince will take one more question
01:11:19who's the lucky lady you're gonna be taking to your coronation?
01:11:24Mia?
01:11:25where have you been?
01:11:29it's a long story
01:11:34it involved getting kidnapped by your stepmom
01:11:38what?
01:11:40she's behind everything Declan
01:11:42I can prove it
01:11:43don't listen to her she's crazy
01:11:46you don't have to listen to me
01:11:48listen to yourself
01:11:49I have a plan
01:11:51going to send Mia on a permanent vacation
01:11:54from which she will never ever return
01:11:57Declan I only want what's best for you
01:11:59no you only want what's best for yourself
01:12:01your evil antics won't work anymore
01:12:05you're done
01:12:06you're done
01:12:08you're banished
01:12:09you can't do that
01:12:10like hell I can't
01:12:11I'm gonna be assuming my rightful place is king tomorrow
01:12:14during the coronation
01:12:15just as my father intended
01:12:17what will I do?
01:12:19without my kind will come nothing
01:12:21I finally understand why you hate me so much
01:12:24you grow up poor just like me
01:12:27you're so afraid to lose your power but power comes from within
01:12:31it's about loving someone and letting someone love you
01:12:36true power it can't be bought it's priceless
01:12:40there's a new queen in town
01:12:44well congrats to the happy couple
01:12:55Courtney I hope that your father will still consider granting the palace alone
01:12:59sorry my father doesn't do charity
01:13:02Courtney wait
01:13:03Declan has some amazing ideas for his reign as king
01:13:07I do
01:13:09I do
01:13:10I would love to share them with you and your father
01:13:13I really should be going
01:13:16two minutes
01:13:18just two minutes
01:13:20I'll give you one
01:13:23well I'm very passionate about the environment
01:13:28I believe environmental activism is actually quite profitable
01:13:31I want to invest in alternative energies
01:13:34for example I recently discovered this new state-of-the-art wind turbine
01:13:38that is more efficient than most fossil fuels
01:13:40my first order of business will be to erect these turbines
01:13:44all over the country
01:13:46we'll do good for our planet and also make a boatload of money doing
01:13:50well that is something we would definitely be interested in investing in
01:13:55thank you
01:14:05Henry you idiot bring my car around
01:14:08I'm afraid I must attend to my new boss
01:14:11the king
01:14:12what am I supposed to do
01:14:14have you tried the subway
01:14:23everyone has come out to celebrate our new king
01:14:26Sir Declan
01:14:27long live the king
01:14:28the king is in great spirits
01:14:31all thanks to the lovely lady on his arm
01:14:34Nia
01:14:35you look perfect
01:14:36well
01:14:38it's not my reindeer costume
01:14:40but it'll do
01:14:45oh my god
01:14:46Nia
01:14:47will you do me and the entire kingdom
01:14:49the honor
01:14:50of being our queen
01:14:51yes
01:14:53yes
01:14:54of course
01:14:55yes
01:14:56oh
01:14:57oh
01:14:58oh
01:14:59oh
01:15:00oh
01:15:01oh
01:15:06oh
01:15:07oh
01:15:08oh
01:15:09oh
01:15:10oh
01:15:11oh
01:15:12oh
01:15:13oh
01:15:14oh
01:15:20Kurt and I fell in love when we were seventeen
01:15:22we're sneaking off to a cabin this weekend to celebrate our anniversary
01:15:26Chloe
01:15:27have you guys seen Kurt
01:15:28Kurt baby
01:15:29Kurt baby
01:15:30Kurt baby
01:15:31I can't believe this
01:15:33I didn't know you were gonna be here tonight
01:15:35happy anniversary
01:15:37you've been to the cabin for the weekend so we're here to bring you up there
01:15:41you know guys there's one thing you didn't think about when you kidnapped me
01:15:44there's only one bed in this cabin
01:15:46this is an all-out war for Chloe's heart
01:15:48game on
01:15:49you really think about me like that
01:15:51Chloe you are all I think about
01:15:53what's one of the ways you guys are planning to spoil me this weekend
01:15:57me would do anything for you
01:15:59pick me
01:16:00and I swear to you I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you laugh like that
01:16:04but I want you to choose me
01:16:06Chloe if you're choosing him over me I need to know right now okay I can't stand it
01:16:10Jack you need to relax
01:16:11relax?
01:16:12the woman I love is slipping through my fingers
01:16:14you think you're the only one that loves her
01:16:16you love me?
01:16:18looks like we're gonna be here a little longer than two nights if it keeps coming down like
01:16:21what was that?
01:16:24Storm knocked a little power out
01:16:26he too
01:16:27you are worth fighting for
01:16:29even if it means fighting with my best friend in the whole world
01:16:33this weekend has meant everything to me
01:16:35let's make a deal then baby girl
01:16:37for one more night
01:16:38you don't have to choose
01:16:40will you be here in the morning?
01:16:45just as the sun is rising
01:16:48how many people can say they're half of the perfect couple?
01:16:51feel so good when you're next to me
01:16:54Kurt and I fell in love when we were 17
01:16:57he was the captain of the soccer team and I never thought he would notice me but
01:17:03will you be my everything?
01:17:06suddenly
01:17:07we're soulmates
01:17:09we came to college together where he met Jack on the soccer team and Emmet in business classes
01:17:17even with these two in his life he always made time to surprise me
01:17:22and I got two new guy friends in my life as a bonus
01:17:25overprotective sure but always looking out for my best interests
01:17:30it's been five years since our first kiss
01:17:34we're sneaking off to a cabin this weekend to celebrate our anniversary
01:17:39and I'm pretty sure this is it
01:17:42he's going to propose we get married after graduation
01:17:46cause you are my everything
01:17:51the game
01:17:58drinks out, lights out
01:17:59I like the small talk but it's over now
01:18:01light it up
01:18:03give me some
01:18:04I like the way you tease me with your
01:18:07soft lips
01:18:08white gaze
01:18:09you're the one that can't resist
01:18:11Chloe!
01:18:12who's the woman I wanted to see?
01:18:15Chloe!
01:18:16hey beautiful
01:18:17hey
01:18:18let me go get you a drink
01:18:19you shouldn't have to push your way through a crowd
01:18:21Oh! Watch where the fuck you're going, buddy. I almost ran right into her.
01:18:25Excuse her animals, huh?
01:18:27Okay, you look stunning.
01:18:29Oh, thank you.
01:18:33So, have you guys seen Kurt?
01:18:35I haven't, no, but didn't know you were going to make an appearance.
01:18:39Yeah, I thought you had that huge midterm you had to finish for British Lit.
01:18:42Yeah, I actually finished it early. Plus, Kurt surprised me with a bottle of champagne and cookies at my doorstep.
01:18:49I thought maybe it was my turn to surprise him back.
01:18:53Well, we didn't see him in a hot minute, but knowing Kurt, he's probably hiding in some dark corners somewhere.
01:18:58Okay, I'll do a lap.
01:19:05Kurt, baby?
01:19:09Kurt, baby?
01:19:19He always did like surprises.
01:19:24Chloe.
01:19:26I can't believe this.
01:19:28Chloe.
01:19:29I have to go.
01:19:30Chloe, wait!
01:19:31Shit!
01:19:32Hey!
01:19:33Chloe, stop!
01:19:34Chloe, wait!
01:19:36Hey!
01:19:37Chloe!
01:19:38Chloe!
01:19:39I didn't know you were going to be here tonight.
01:19:41Oh, so that makes it okay?
01:19:43Well, you don't need to be such a fucking bitch about it.
01:19:46I'm the bitch?
01:19:47After catching you ready to fuck some other girl?
01:19:50What, is this some sort of fucking shock to you?
01:19:52I didn't want you to follow me to college like some dumb dog I can't get rid of, okay?
01:19:56I never asked for any of this in the first place.
01:19:58You can't fucking talk to her like that.
01:20:00Fuck off.
01:20:01Happy anniversary.
01:20:04Whoa, sweetheart. Hey, what's wrong?
01:20:07What's going on?
01:20:08It's Kurt.
01:20:10I have to go.
01:20:12Chloe?
01:20:16How can you fucking cheat on Chloe like that, huh?
01:20:18What the fuck are you doing?
01:20:19Get off of me!
01:20:20Kurt!
01:20:21You cheat on Chloe?
01:20:22You son of a bitch!
01:20:31Chloe, you've got visitors.
01:20:32Good news.
01:20:33It's not Kurt.
01:20:34Knock, knock.
01:20:36Hey, beautiful.
01:20:38Jack?
01:20:39Emmett?
01:20:40What are you-
01:20:41We decided what you mean most right now is to be kidnapped.
01:20:46You know you rented the cabin for the weekend, so we're here to bring you up there.
01:20:50You deserve to get your vacation.
01:20:52But you guys are his best friends.
01:20:54You really think we want to still be friends with him after what he did to you?
01:20:57Not a chance, sweetheart.
01:20:59We hate seeing you like this.
01:21:00It's breaking our hearts.
01:21:02I don't know, guys.
01:21:03That's very sweet of you, but I'm just not really on a vacation then.
01:21:07Oh, come on, Chloe.
01:21:08We'll go on some hikes.
01:21:09We'll play some games.
01:21:10We'll cook.
01:21:11We'll get drunk.
01:21:12And most importantly, we'll get your mind off this shit show.
01:21:16You guys, I thought I was going to marry him.
01:21:21I just had my heart shattered.
01:21:23Well, let me help you mend it.
01:21:28And when Emmett inevitably doesn't, I will be there to actually put you back together.
01:21:33The point is, we're not taking no for an answer.
01:21:38Yeah, we will bring you out to the car, holding you if we have to.
01:21:42Come on, you're coming with us.
01:21:43The only choice you have in the matter is what clothes you get to bring.
01:21:47Personally, I think you look great in red.
01:21:49I'm just an idiot.
01:21:50I know you look amazing in everything.
01:21:52So, what do you say?
01:21:54Want to splash some water in your face and have the best weekend of your life with me?
01:21:58I guess Jack will be there too.
01:22:00Ha ha.
01:22:01Very funny.
01:22:02So, are we carrying you out of here, or are you going to walk out of here yourself, baby girl?
01:22:06Whenever I'm in love, yeah, I'm all in it.
01:22:13I haven't felt this way in a half a minute.
01:22:16Everyone before you is not with it.
01:22:18I like the way you move, yeah, you feel different.
01:22:21I just want to tell you what's on my mind.
01:22:24The other ones are for you, and I'm surprised.
01:22:27Setting you down now, beautiful?
01:22:29I said I could walk.
01:22:31I said I would take every opportunity to have you in my arms.
01:22:35Hey, this place is nice.
01:22:38I thought Kurt was going to propose to meet here.
01:22:41I figured we'd have the pictures for the rest of our lives.
01:22:45Sorry.
01:22:46Sorry.
01:22:47I'm sorry.
01:22:48Hey.
01:22:49It's okay, sweetheart.
01:22:50You had a really shitty week.
01:22:52I think I might have something that will help with that.
01:22:56How about we pop this bad boy open and cheers to a lovely weekend?
01:23:00I do love champagne.
01:23:02I know you do.
01:23:03Really?
01:23:04Did I tell you that?
01:23:05I think just once, but I remembered.
01:23:10Besides, I gotta be honest, I snagged this one from your own kitchen.
01:23:13How did you know she even had it?
01:23:18Well, because I'm actually the one that left it for you.
01:23:22I knew that you were finishing up your midterms.
01:23:25I wanted to surprise you.
01:23:27It was me.
01:23:28It wasn't Kurt.
01:23:29If we're being honest here, those peanut butter cookies were for me.
01:23:35I made them for you one time and you said that they were the best cookies you've ever had.
01:23:39You guys did that for me?
01:23:40Why?
01:23:41Well, I mean, I can't speak for Jack, but I knew that Kurt would forget how much that paper meant to you.
01:23:49Yeah, and I know you love surprises and didn't want Chloe to be disappointed.
01:23:54Making cookies is a little more time consuming than buying champagne.
01:23:57Okay, shut up.
01:23:58I mean, we both had the same thought, but if you want to tell us which one of the presents was better, be open to that too, baby girl.
01:24:07I can't pick.
01:24:08They were both so thoughtful.
01:24:10I can't believe you guys would do something like that for me.
01:24:13Even my own boyfriend didn't even remember.
01:24:15Well, hey, he's not your boyfriend anymore.
01:24:18Yeah, we are both aware that you were very, very single.
01:24:24You know, guys, there's one thing you didn't think about when you kidnapped me.
01:24:28Trust us, we thought of everything.
01:24:30If you had thought of everything, then you would have thought about the fact that there's only one bed in this cabin.
01:24:35When I was planning a romantic getaway for Kurt, I didn't plan for guest star appearances.
01:24:40Oh, believe me, I thought about that.
01:24:42Oh, did you?
01:24:43I thought about you and me sharing that bed.
01:24:46Oh, that couch is more jack-sized than me, bro.
01:24:49Chloe and I should be sleeping together.
01:24:51How about I just sleep on the couch?
01:24:53Absolutely not.
01:24:54No, this weekend is about spoiling you.
01:24:57That doesn't kick off with you having to sleep on a lumpy-ass couch.
01:25:00All right, then, it's settled.
01:25:01You and I will snuggle up in that bed.
01:25:03What the hell you are?
01:25:04You don't get to just call dibs like that.
01:25:06How about a compromise?
01:25:08How in the world are we supposed to share the sexiest woman in the cabin?
01:25:12I'm the only woman in this cabin.
01:25:14Let's just settle on taking turns.
01:25:16That way, each of you only get one night on the couch.
01:25:18The couch isn't what I'm worried about.
01:25:20It's this guy making a lumpy.
01:25:22It's what I'm worried about.
01:25:23Come on, bro.
01:25:24Like, you're not going to be slobbering all over her?
01:25:26Guys, guys, guys.
01:25:27One night keeps it fair and cuddly for everyone.
01:25:30Only problem, though, is who gets the first day.
01:25:36I think I have a way we can compete for that.
01:25:39The rules of the game are we all ask each other questions.
01:25:50If you don't want to answer a question, take a drink.
01:25:54If you drink, you lose the game.
01:25:57Okay, game on, bro.
01:25:59All right, Emmett, what is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to you?
01:26:03Oh, I, uh, I split my pants right down the ass in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.
01:26:12Oh, my God.
01:26:13Yeah, you'll have to do better than that.
01:26:15Gachi and Kurt cheating on me.
01:26:17God, that's a really depressing answer.
01:26:20Okay, it's my turn.
01:26:22Um, I need to pick me up after reliving that in my head.
01:26:25Um, what's one of the ways you guys are planning to spoil me this weekend?
01:26:30Well, I will be giving you the best massage of your entire life.
01:26:34And I will run you the best bubble bath you've ever had.
01:26:37Not to mention, I'll be cooking for you.
01:26:40I don't think I didn't see the little hot tub out back.
01:26:43We will be spending lots of time in there.
01:26:46Damn, I guess I lost.
01:26:50No worries, sweetheart.
01:26:52The real winner is the guy that gets to end up in bed with you first.
01:26:55Which is gonna be me.
01:26:57Shut up and ask your question.
01:26:59All right, uh, Jack.
01:27:02Would you be willing to share your internet search history with us?
01:27:11Ha! Fuck you!
01:27:13I win!
01:27:14Asking a man to share his browser history is blatant cheating.
01:27:17Sorry, Jack.
01:27:18I'm with Emmett on this one.
01:27:19Emmett gets the first night.
01:27:21Yeah!
01:27:22Fine.
01:27:23Ben, I guess I will just get to spoil Chloe first then.
01:27:26Come on over, Chloe.
01:27:28Let's kick this weekend off with a little massage.
01:27:35This isn't over.
01:27:37It can't.
01:27:40That really was a bad rub I've ever had.
01:27:43You like that until you try my spicy veggie chili.
01:27:47Oh, chili's my favorite.
01:27:48Oh, I know.
01:27:49Are you gonna come and help me with this?
01:27:51Absolutely.
01:27:52Anything to get dinner on the table faster.
01:27:56Hold on.
01:27:57You gotta be in uniform to be in my kitchen.
01:28:06Kim?
01:28:07Mm-hmm.
01:28:12Stop it.
01:28:13You're distracting me from cutting.
01:28:15Maybe.
01:28:16I can't help myself.
01:28:19I need some music.
01:28:20All right.
01:28:21See you.
01:28:22All right.
01:28:23See you.
01:28:24All right.
01:28:25See you.
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