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How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you. You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:00:09He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:14What did you get yourself into Harper?
00:00:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age? Harper, that is so nasty
00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous
00:00:35You know what's not cute? Be jealous
00:00:42It's in it you're jealous
00:00:45What the hell is happening to me? I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:49You know I'm dangerous. I'll beat you alive
00:00:54Do your worst to daddy
00:01:08Oh looking good girl
00:01:19There's another creep just my luck
00:01:27Please pick up
00:01:30Hi dad um I'm stuck and I I need you to come help me
00:01:38Sure thing hun
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now? He'll be there soon
00:01:44Hmm
00:01:50Drugging girls my club you must have a death wish
00:01:59You got the wrong guy swear
00:02:08Shut up you have the worst timing
00:02:11Hey you know that favor you owe me
00:02:14I'm cashing it in
00:02:17Now
00:02:24What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my trap
00:02:36You get away from me creep
00:02:38You've got a mouth on you don't you?
00:02:41It's nice and warm in the back of my trap
00:02:43Stop
00:02:44Let's see what else he can do
00:02:48What the hell?
00:02:57Mr. Collins?
00:02:58That's in his best friend?
00:03:00You're shivering
00:03:19Come on kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go
00:03:29I haven't seen mr. Collins in like five Christmases
00:03:42I don't know
00:03:43I don't know
00:03:44I don't know
00:03:45I don't know
00:03:46I don't know
00:03:49Something wrong
00:03:49Um
00:03:53Your arm is
00:03:58Wet
00:04:00From the rain
00:04:03Wipe it then
00:04:04There's no rain up there
00:04:25There's no rain up there
00:04:27Right inside
00:04:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:36Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or
00:04:40Beating up sleaze bags not picking up some guy's daughter
00:04:49Come to think of it
00:04:51I actually
00:04:52Don't think I've seen my dad in months
00:04:54I don't do small talk
00:04:58Okay then
00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, stop
00:05:05I need to pick something
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:05:08I am 22 years old
00:05:10Exactly
00:05:11Kiddo
00:05:11Shut up
00:05:12You're not that much older than me
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol
00:05:18Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:05:22And nobody
00:05:25If I take you
00:05:27Will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes
00:05:37I'll be quick
00:05:47You're not going out there dressed like that
00:05:53It's not safe
00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did
00:06:01You freaking creep
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something
00:06:17When you're done checking me out
00:06:36I think your store closes in two minutes
00:06:38I was not checking you out
00:06:39That was a yawn
00:06:40I'm sure it was kiddo
00:06:42It's past your bedtime
00:06:43Stop calling me kid
00:07:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:07:04This is a small kickback
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:07:17Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well
00:07:20Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks
00:07:24But he doesn't live here
00:07:26And neither do you
00:07:27Yeah, about that
00:07:29I live here now
00:07:29He put me in charge
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out
00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please
00:07:34This might be my only chance to make friends
00:07:48You can't buy your friends, kid
00:07:51I don't have another choice
00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:07:56And this is my last year of college
00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone
00:08:03Fine
00:08:04Have your kickback
00:08:06Or not
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here
00:08:09Until your dad gets back
00:08:11I don't need you to look after me
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No
00:08:25I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:29It's not a big deal
00:08:30It's not a big deal, I can explain
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian
00:08:32Your dad was talking about him
00:08:34This sick fuck
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here
00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards
00:08:45Your choice
00:08:46You are not living here
00:08:57I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:08:58I don't need a babysitter
00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby
00:09:06You better not show your face in there
00:09:09I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:09:11God damn it
00:09:20Promise to mark
00:09:21You better not be afraid
00:09:22You better not be afraid
00:09:22I don't need you
00:09:31Who is this about grandpa?
00:09:33Grandpa?
00:09:34He's hotter than you, right?
00:09:35Huh?
00:09:35Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:09:38Huh?
00:09:44Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life?
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now. Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad and rich dad means
00:09:56Fancy alcohol
00:09:58Hi, hi, Christina, Fox and and Becca too. I can't believe you guys actually came to my party. Duh
00:10:11I didn't miss it
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you. Well, please feel free to help
00:10:21yourselves
00:10:23Thanks, Heather. Oh, it's Harper
00:10:25I
00:10:27Enjoy the party
00:10:31I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:10:37Where's Harper?
00:10:40Harper
00:10:43Forget Harper hang out with me. I know somewhere we can talk. I
00:10:52Know somewhere we can talk
00:10:55I don't like talking. Oh, I know your type daddy
00:10:58Christina and I learn to group activities talk or
00:11:03No, talk you're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:11:08for that nobody Harper
00:11:11Sorry ladies. I don't like my women
00:11:14desperate
00:11:16Oh
00:11:18I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it
00:11:22Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us. I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks. You think they can upstage us
00:11:32You think I could use your bathroom. Everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:11:50Ew
00:11:52Yeah, yeah, of course you can't hear you're like
00:11:55Your school royalty
00:11:57Thanks, you know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:12:03We're we're friends of course
00:12:06I
00:12:08Have to pee
00:12:10Wait for me. Oh, yeah, of course. I'll just maybe right outside my own room
00:12:14What dirt can I find?
00:12:24What dirt can I find?
00:12:33Oh, this is gold
00:12:36Gold
00:12:38Harper you are one psychotic little bitch
00:12:43Time to shut your loser party down
00:13:02I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:13:13The hell
00:13:19Attention everybody hello
00:13:27You all seem a little bored
00:13:31So why don't I spice things up by reading
00:13:34A few pages of Harper's diary
00:13:39Harper's diary
00:13:41Let's see
00:13:43Dear diary
00:13:45Dad never wants to hang out with me
00:13:47Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:13:51Oh Harper
00:13:53Daddy issues much?
00:13:55Daddy issues much?
00:14:00No!
00:14:01I just need to give it back
00:14:06Dad's friend Chris
00:14:08Is like a dilf
00:14:10Dilf
00:14:11That stands for
00:14:12A dad I'd like to fuck
00:14:14And honestly
00:14:16If he weren't my dad's best friend
00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:25Parker that is so nasty
00:14:27No, Christina it's not true
00:14:29Christina I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:14:32Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:41Let's pull her down
00:14:49No no no no no no no no no
00:15:02Fuck this
00:15:26Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:32You are supposed to get rid of him
00:15:35You are supposed to get rid of him
00:15:41Come to her party
00:15:42You take advantage of her kindness
00:15:44And you make fun of her family life
00:15:46It was a joke!
00:15:47It was a joke!
00:15:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid
00:15:51Without her father in her life
00:15:53Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:15:58Chris that's enough
00:16:00Let her go
00:16:03Yeah, one last
00:16:09What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:10You're too old to be this petty
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight here
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections
00:16:20If you mess with her again
00:16:21Fuck you up
00:16:26But we're literally just girls
00:16:28I don't give a fuck
00:16:30Everyone out!
00:16:31The fuck out!
00:16:39What the hell was that?
00:16:40What the hell was that?
00:16:43What the hell was that?
00:16:44Chris?
00:17:01She hurt you
00:17:02Chris, I'm fine
00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine
00:17:05You're crying
00:17:12Why are you crying?
00:17:15I won't understand
00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid
00:17:19They just tried to hurt you
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:17:24Stupid, I know they're not my friends
00:17:26But that was Christina Fox
00:17:27You just embarrassed me
00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here
00:17:29And she's the queen of ours
00:17:31I said stop!
00:17:35I said stop!
00:17:38I don't care if she runs the school
00:17:40We'll find you another school
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe
00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students
00:17:46Just cause you run some sort of shady business
00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid
00:17:54I told you
00:17:56To stop calling me that
00:18:00And I told you to stop acting like Lana
00:18:05Oh yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid
00:18:09What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:17Sorry kid
00:18:18That's my gun
00:18:20You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you wanna turn me on
00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow
00:18:40Please tell me you're gone
00:18:46You better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear
00:18:50I don't care what my dad says
00:18:57Oh!
00:18:59God
00:19:07What?
00:19:08What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:20No
00:19:23No no no no no
00:19:25It cannot be happening he's gonna be back in any second
00:19:27you know if you weren't played you could have just asked
00:19:38i don't want to i don't want to play what do you even do with these you
00:19:45perv oh i'm the perv you're the one who came into my room into my closet when i wasn't here
00:19:51i was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here
00:19:56uncuff me
00:19:59what are your manners say please
00:20:07i don't have time for your games old man
00:20:13give me the key
00:20:22what the you and i are going to establish some ground rules
00:20:25are you ready to listen like a good little girl
00:20:29or am i going to have to keep you cuffed up all day
00:20:32rule number one
00:20:36there was a lot scarier shit out there kiddo you just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:20:44so when i tell you that i'm here to protect you you better listen to everything i say
00:20:51i can take care of myself rule number two
00:20:54no talking back
00:20:56i am the last guy
00:20:58i am the last guy you want to piss off
00:20:59you want to piss off
00:21:01number three
00:21:07don't start any games
00:21:11you're not ready to play
00:21:14so what else do you have planned today
00:21:30my plans are none of your concerns
00:21:37um here in the regular no violent non-mafia america we have this thing called privacy
00:21:45you can have your privacy
00:21:47until sunset
00:21:48until sunset
00:21:50what does that mean
00:21:55you have curfew
00:21:56uh
00:22:18how's my daughter
00:22:20um hot
00:22:21what was that
00:22:23uh
00:22:25she's hot-headed
00:22:25why the hell did i say that
00:22:27that's why you're watching her and not me
00:22:29is she back from class
00:22:31she was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:22:34chris is my daughter okay
00:22:36she's fine mark
00:22:37good you're my best friend
00:22:40you're the only one i trust to keep her safe
00:22:42you better have a good excuse when i find you
00:23:05You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:35Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:23:48Filming? Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you.
00:24:01Hmm. Nope. Harper is my best friend.
00:24:05And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:07Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:24:16He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:19You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here.
00:24:31I tried to stop him.
00:24:34Hey!
00:24:36No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:40It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:44Class my ass. Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:24:47I'd stick this camera straight up. Chris, stop!
00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:24:53Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera.
00:24:54That's a thousand dollars.
00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:59That is enough!
00:25:00These look amazing, Harper.
00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:20No one's going to see these.
00:25:22Deleting them.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24That is art!
00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:25:33See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:39Your choice.
00:25:39Camera it is.
00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:49You asshole!
00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:26:00What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:02I'm leaving.
00:26:08Now.
00:26:16So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:20I did it for your own good.
00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:26:26You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:30You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:33Like a piece of meat.
00:26:36My classmate?
00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:43Jealous?
00:26:44Jealous?
00:26:50You're cute, Harper.
00:26:51I'll give you that.
00:26:53And those things you do?
00:26:55They're cute, too.
00:26:57You know what's not cute?
00:27:00Me jealous.
00:27:02Now, you were right.
00:27:03I'm in some shady business.
00:27:04And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:27:08But you better not test me.
00:27:10Or I'll break you.
00:27:14In more than one way, Harper.
00:27:20Well, guess what?
00:27:21You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:27Just admit that you'd want me.
00:27:35What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:37There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:45You know what, Chris?
00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:27:54So?
00:27:56Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:28:00No.
00:28:02Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:28:04Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:07That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:10He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:28:13And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:16I don't know.
00:28:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:20Um, wait.
00:28:22You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:27Think about it.
00:28:31We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:34The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:36So that's step one.
00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:41He was jealous, Harps.
00:28:43Yeah, right.
00:28:44Jealous of me?
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:53Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you.
00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:29:05Until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:09And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:17Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:22Because I get what I want.
00:29:24Sexy outfit, check.
00:29:38Popcorn, check.
00:29:40A notebook.
00:29:40The only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:29:43What do you want?
00:29:56You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:29:58Um, popcorn?
00:30:00Harper, you idiot.
00:30:02Seduce him.
00:30:03I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:30:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:16I have a day, but that's not important.
00:30:18Your pulse is racing.
00:30:20What's going on?
00:30:23Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:30:25Uh, uh, no, I just, I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's not.
00:30:45Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:54But what about your date?
00:30:55How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:31:19Because it's not real.
00:31:21This is ridiculous.
00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:31:28It's true love.
00:31:30There's no such thing as true love.
00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:31:36Or
00:31:36maybe
00:31:39you're just a soulless
00:31:43AI bot.
00:31:44And there are batteries in your back.
00:31:54What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:00What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:03No, come on.
00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:32:08Shh.
00:32:14Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:32:16I'm not a toy.
00:32:17I'll ruin you.
00:32:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:24It's not a lie.
00:32:30You are a beautiful woman.
00:32:32And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:32:35You can't handle me.
00:32:37Try me.
00:32:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:32:45I don't kiss.
00:32:46And I don't make love, Harper.
00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.
00:32:52No.
00:32:54I don't think you are.
00:32:58What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:33:00I don't know what you are.
00:33:02And even when you were as well, I never loved you.
00:33:08Just shut up and watch the movie.
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16I love you.
00:33:18This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:33:28You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:33:31Not be seduced by him.
00:33:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:42You're late, Big Daddy.
00:33:45But you sound pissed.
00:33:47So I'll wait.
00:33:50You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:33:52Not tonight.
00:33:54Busy.
00:33:55Busy?
00:33:58Never for me, you're not.
00:34:00When the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:03Are you with another woman?
00:34:05Woman?
00:34:06No.
00:34:06Not a woman.
00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:22Not this guy.
00:34:24Lose my number.
00:34:25Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:34:37Do not flake on Melana Kaufman.
00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:59Good.
00:35:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:05Stay.
00:35:05Stay.
00:35:06Damn it, Harper.
00:35:20Damn it, Harper.
00:35:20I don't know.
00:35:50You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:15His business partner.
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:27So, so we didn't?
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because you're still alive.
00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:36:40You don't know that.
00:36:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:46Oh yeah?
00:36:47Explain that.
00:36:49That's Mourningwood, sweetheart.
00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:37:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:16What's wrong?
00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:37:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:37:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:26With my friend.
00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30I'm going to go for a walk.
00:38:00So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:18Struggling much?
00:38:18I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is...
00:38:46Pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:49I had no other choice.
00:38:51I ran out of clothes and...
00:38:54You don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:38:58You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:00That's not...
00:39:02No wonder we're...
00:39:08That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:19What are you going to do?
00:39:23Punish you.
00:39:23I don't know.
00:39:29I don't know.
00:39:31No!
00:39:35What do I know?
00:39:38You don't know me?
00:39:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:52Let's you do your worst.
00:39:54Let's you do your worst.
00:39:58Mom.
00:39:59I'm sorry.
00:40:11I can't let this happen.
00:40:13What the heck?
00:40:13Why are you stopping?
00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:23But what about...
00:40:25There's no buts.
00:40:28Can't let this happen again.
00:40:40Cut block.
00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:49You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:57That was part of the plan!
00:40:59I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:41:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:41:02Was it...
00:41:03Big?
00:41:05So big.
00:41:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:41:16He's a sex freak?
00:41:17Like, BDSR?
00:41:20The whole nine yards.
00:41:21Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:41:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:30Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:34Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:41:37Crap, what if he is coming?
00:41:39Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:44Stop missing with that.
00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:08He's not my man.
00:42:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian.
00:42:17She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:42:22Harps?
00:42:24Huh?
00:42:27What do you want, Brian?
00:42:29Just five minutes.
00:42:36Sorry.
00:42:37But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:39It's okay.
00:42:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:41Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:43:07I want to get back together.
00:43:08You cheated on me.
00:43:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:15But that was months ago.
00:43:17Huh?
00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:20This isn't about payback.
00:43:23I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:43:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:30Hmm?
00:43:31Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:33You slut!
00:43:34Hmm?
00:43:34Get off of me!
00:43:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:37Get off of me!
00:43:37No, no, let me see, then.
00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:41Show me.
00:43:41Show me!
00:43:42Go on me!
00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:50A drink?
00:43:51I don't have time for this.
00:43:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:43:55That's not happening.
00:43:56That's not happening.
00:43:57Ever.
00:43:59Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:01Me?
00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:08It's not a threat.
00:44:10It's a fact.
00:44:10You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:18But I'm not going to come after you.
00:44:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:24Help me!
00:44:30Help!
00:44:31Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:36Good girl.
00:44:39You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:44:41I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:53Are you okay?
00:44:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:44:59She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:11Stop it!
00:45:12You're going to kill him.
00:45:13Good.
00:45:13He's not worth it.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:16If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:23I promise.
00:45:25Let's go.
00:45:44Fuck.
00:45:46Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:50Should we call 911?
00:45:52Seriously, Harper?
00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:56I handled myself just fine.
00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:00You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:34Let's see who you are.
00:46:36Do we have to do this?
00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:55Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:47:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:47:04I'm going to throw up.
00:47:20Breathe.
00:47:22And do this.
00:47:24I'm right here.
00:47:52Don't focus on the water.
00:47:55Just look at me.
00:48:02It's not hard to do.
00:48:03It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:18I got you.
00:48:19It's okay.
00:48:20It's okay.
00:48:20It's okay.
00:48:21You're fine.
00:48:28You're fine, Harper.
00:48:35Just breathe.
00:48:37Just keep breathing.
00:48:40How are you feeling?
00:48:41Fine.
00:48:50Just insanely distracted.
00:48:53Ready for the next step?
00:48:57I don't know if I'm ready.
00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:04I thought you didn't make those.
00:49:11What?
00:49:14Oh my God.
00:49:16Oh my God.
00:49:17You're talking about swimming.
00:49:20You're talking about swimming.
00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:27I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:31I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:50:01What happened?
00:50:04What happened?
00:50:04You blacked out.
00:50:06You're okay.
00:50:08You're okay.
00:50:09Sorry.
00:50:10Sorry.
00:50:12You did amazing.
00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:19I can't do this.
00:50:23It's okay.
00:50:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:50:27Just kiss me.
00:50:31Your dad won't like this.
00:50:33Don't think about him.
00:50:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:50:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:46Just say you don't want me.
00:50:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:01I want you.
00:51:05And I told you not to mess with me.
00:51:06You're going to get hurt.
00:51:12You're going to like me.
00:51:13What?
00:51:14What the hell?
00:51:24What are you doing?
00:51:25We need to talk about this first.
00:51:27Inside.
00:51:27With our minds, not our crosses.
00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:51:31I'm not a tease.
00:51:32I just care about you.
00:51:34So you are a grandpa?
00:51:37Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:42Come on.
00:51:42Let's go inside.
00:51:44No.
00:51:44I need a moment to cool off.
00:51:50I'm going to shower.
00:52:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:03So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:52:15Running a daycare.
00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:26I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:52:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:52:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:52:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:52:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:52:54You've been tracking him?
00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:59The same kind he is.
00:53:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:15I'm surprised.
00:53:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:53:21I mean, just all around not intense enough for him.
00:53:27Not intense enough?
00:53:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:53:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:53:39I mean, look at you.
00:53:39You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:53:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:53:47Don't call me that.
00:53:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:53:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:54:00Choke you out.
00:54:00None of that.
00:54:02Kissing.
00:54:04Pillow talk.
00:54:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:13He'll be bored of you and weak.
00:54:15He actually lives here with me.
00:54:19You're not scared.
00:54:20Help, help me, I can't swim.
00:54:35Help, help me, I can't swim.
00:54:36Help, help me, I can't swim.
00:54:49Harper?
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:52Help!
00:54:53Smile for T&M's, loser.
00:54:56Please don't!
00:54:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:55:06Harper!
00:55:07Harper!
00:55:09Harper!
00:55:10Harper!
00:55:10Harper!
00:55:36Harper, no! Come on!
00:55:55Harper! Harper!
00:55:58Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:56:01You're safe. You're safe.
00:56:03I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:05I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:06Oh, you're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:56:10You're safe now.
00:56:11Just breathe.
00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:18It's pathetic.
00:56:19Homewreck?
00:56:22Harper could never homewreck Esmalama.
00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:56:33You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:36She could never homewreck us, because...
00:56:40There's nothing to wreck.
00:56:41You killed me harder.
00:56:47I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:56:52I don't love you.
00:56:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:56:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:01She's fine.
00:57:02She's fine.
00:57:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:12What are you doing?
00:57:15Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:57:20And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:32Do you got that?
00:57:34Are you threatening me?
00:57:36No.
00:57:37I'm telling you.
00:57:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:43Get out of here.
00:57:45Wait.
00:57:46Please.
00:57:47Don't.
00:57:47I'll do anything.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:49What are you doing?
00:58:03Chris, no.
00:58:05Wait.
00:58:06Wait.
00:58:06Wait.
00:58:19I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:58:30She will not bother you again.
00:58:33I swear.
00:58:34Don't worry about it.
00:58:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:45I never dated her.
00:58:47We weren't a thing.
00:58:51Not a brand of her.
00:58:56Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:06She said that...
00:59:09That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:14That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:28Satisfy you.
00:59:30In bed.
00:59:35That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:59:38You'd never be into me.
00:59:45Is that true?
00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:58When I was in that pool, I...
01:00:05I really thought I was gonna die.
01:00:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:18What did you regret?
01:00:20Not doing this sooner.
01:00:22nÀchsten toen.
01:00:22Yeah.
01:00:24Take care.
01:00:28No, I can't.
01:00:45Oh, stay.
01:00:46what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
01:01:00to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't about
01:01:07mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours you need
01:01:13to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this ever
01:01:25happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:01:32it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then you
01:01:40got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not don't you're a psycho
01:01:45just trying to protect you
01:01:55morning
01:02:04bagel i'm not hungry
01:02:07you need to eat
01:02:12no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:02:26are we even now
01:02:33bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:02:37what's wrong get up i hate seeing you like this
01:02:42you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:02:45columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:03:03arper reeves
01:03:04i'm going to make this up to you
01:03:10promise
01:03:11has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:03:23nope
01:03:26and he's never going to
01:03:29huh
01:03:30i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:03:32why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:03:36oh hey
01:03:37hey
01:03:39let's forget about that douchebag
01:03:41okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:03:45and i am not letting you fail
01:03:47stop moping
01:03:49let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:03:52okay
01:03:55wow how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:04:10like a million hours
01:04:12who the fuck cares
01:04:14we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:04:17make sure no one's coming
01:04:21whoops
01:04:36i think i hear them coming let's go
01:04:45one last touch
01:04:47good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:05:00heartburn
01:05:01tonight is gonna be perfect
01:05:07no no no no my final project
01:05:14how am i gonna graduate
01:05:17why would someone do this to me
01:05:19harper
01:05:24harper
01:05:26i'm kind of confused
01:05:28is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:31is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:36don't say that
01:05:39it's obviously her self-portrait
01:05:42did you do this
01:05:50christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:05:56we're gonna report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this
01:06:00guess what
01:06:01you have no proof
01:06:02good luck with that losers
01:06:05that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:06:10harper
01:06:11there's the student i've been looking for
01:06:14professor i can explain
01:06:15harper
01:06:19is this your work
01:06:22it's so ugly
01:06:24isn't it professor
01:06:25we have to fail harper
01:06:28it looks like a complete choke
01:06:30ladies
01:06:31i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:06:34in fact
01:06:36guests just bought this piece
01:06:38wait what
01:06:40who would buy this crap
01:06:42i would
01:06:42it's you
01:07:01you psycho grandpa
01:07:03attacked us at a party
01:07:05christina don't be rude
01:07:07don't you know who this is
01:07:09chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:07:12there's no way
01:07:15that's okay professor
01:07:16not everyone has taste
01:07:17how much for this painting
01:07:21oh no you
01:07:23our starting price is 18
01:07:24done
01:07:29wait
01:07:32eighteen hundred dollars
01:07:34you can study at this school or not
01:07:36we haven't sold one single painting
01:07:38for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:07:40you're telling me this
01:07:42gun-pulling whiskey-chugging
01:07:44whack-ass grandpa
01:07:46just has eighteen thousand dollars
01:07:48sitting in his bank account
01:07:50here's two mil
01:07:53take the rest and buy
01:07:55art supplies
01:07:56whatever it is you need to get
01:07:57for harper's sake
01:07:59sir
01:08:00mr collins
01:08:01this is too much
01:08:02oh my god
01:08:03oh my god
01:08:04are you fucking kidding me
01:08:07are you fucking kidding me
01:08:11language miss hawks
01:08:13don't tell me what to do old lady
01:08:15who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:08:20my father still runs this university
01:08:23money runs this university
01:08:25and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor
01:08:28who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:08:30for disciplinary action
01:08:32you're going to get us expelled
01:08:36professor you can't
01:08:37please
01:08:38getting expelled sounds
01:08:40just about right to me
01:08:42no wait professor
01:08:43not so fast
01:08:44what the fuck else do you want from me
01:08:47whoa
01:08:50no
01:08:50I can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:09:00good luck proving it was us
01:09:02knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:09:09I don't need to ruin your lives
01:09:11those dresses though
01:09:13wait what
01:09:15huh
01:09:15I
01:09:16what was it that you two said
01:09:35oh
01:09:36right
01:09:37good luck proving it was me
01:09:39the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:09:45you're being suspended
01:09:46let's go
01:09:48why are you grabbing us
01:09:49they're the ones who did this
01:09:50arrest them
01:09:51let's go
01:09:52oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:09:55i'll see you later
01:09:56congratulations on the sale miss reeves
01:10:02chris that was 18 grand
01:10:04that's 18 000 dollars
01:10:07seriously
01:10:08i thought it'd be more expensive
01:10:11what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:10:20he um
01:10:23i mean i
01:10:26i was an idiot
01:10:29and i'm sorry
01:10:30but i think this might help
01:10:32show you how much i want you
01:10:35i want you harper
01:10:53i want to do things to you
01:10:54bad things
01:10:59but only if you want me to
01:11:03i do
01:11:06why'd we stop
01:11:19i've been waiting so long for this
01:11:22i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:11:26because i have to go wrap up the show
01:11:28and i'll wait for you
01:11:34wear that for me tonight
01:11:37harper
01:11:44harper
01:11:46hello
01:11:47earth to harper
01:11:48you need to look at this
01:11:50can it wait maria
01:11:51i'm having
01:11:52very inappropriate thoughts
01:11:55about my father's business partner
01:11:56no
01:11:57no that's what i need to tell you about
01:11:59harper look
01:12:00you've got the fuck i swear
01:12:04the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:12:06harper he's dangerous
01:12:08you need to move out now
01:12:10you can't keep living with him
01:12:11i need to talk to him
01:12:13okay
01:12:13harper
01:12:14taxi
01:12:23for harper
01:12:25who are you
01:12:28hey
01:12:29let go of me
01:12:30stop it
01:12:32please
01:12:32please
01:12:41please let me go
01:12:42if it's money
01:12:44i'll give you however much you want
01:12:46harper
01:12:49harper
01:12:49harper
01:12:50harper
01:12:52harper
01:12:52ryan
01:12:54why are you doing this we broke up
01:12:56we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:13:00you psycho
01:13:01he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:13:03he humiliated me
01:13:07but luckily for me
01:13:09your little boyfriend
01:13:10what does he have
01:13:12he has some dangerous enemies
01:13:14ain't that right fellas
01:13:15once he arrives
01:13:18to save his little princess
01:13:20well
01:13:23we don't need to get into the gory details
01:13:24do we
01:13:25no
01:13:25no
01:13:26you can just watch
01:13:28no
01:13:30no no no
01:13:31no no
01:13:33a trap
01:13:51what the hell
01:13:53not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:14:12i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:14:19before you sleep with my daughter
01:14:21you should probably know where she is first
01:14:24hey crap i can explain
01:14:30you're gonna explain
01:14:31but first
01:14:33you know my daughter better than i do
01:14:38is that text a prank
01:14:40harper's in trouble we need to go
01:14:43okay
01:14:43do we have some fun with you
01:14:48after we kill
01:14:49leather gramps
01:14:50should we make him watch
01:14:54oh
01:14:58looks like he's here
01:15:01are you ready
01:15:02to see
01:15:03your boyfriend
01:15:05die harper
01:15:06huh
01:15:07get ready boys
01:15:18i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:15:25that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:15:33what's the matter tough guy
01:15:52what
01:15:53can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:15:55let me go
01:16:02already told you
01:16:05you should have listened to me then
01:16:07i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:16:12are you okay
01:16:31did he hurt you
01:16:32did he hurt you
01:16:33i put you in danger
01:16:37you should run far away from me and my package
01:16:40when it comes to you harper
01:16:42i'm willing to take my chances
01:16:44would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:16:55oh my god dad what the hell
01:17:00it's okay
01:17:01i'll handle it
01:17:02i want to hear it from my daughter
01:17:04why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:17:07i want an answer now before i
01:17:08before i kill him
01:17:09no dad
01:17:10look
01:17:11i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:17:14but
01:17:15deep down
01:17:17i know that
01:17:18you just want me to be safe
01:17:22chris makes me feel safe
01:17:27please don't be mad
01:17:29you're wrong about that
01:17:32it's not deep down
01:17:35it is the most important thing to me
01:17:39your happiness
01:17:40if that means being with chris
01:17:44then he better not screw this up
01:17:47or i will make him regret it
01:17:50i believe you
01:17:52you
01:17:54keep her safe
01:17:56with my god damn life
01:18:05do you remember my instructions
01:18:17yes
01:18:19yes daddy
01:18:32say it
01:18:35yes daddy
01:18:38i want you to beg for it
01:18:45i want you
01:18:49to fuck me
01:18:51stop teasing
01:19:03i want you now
01:19:05i want you now
01:19:06what you looking for
01:19:07you might find what you looking for
01:19:10daddy
01:19:12say it
01:19:13or i'll punish you
01:19:15or i'll punish you
01:19:16don't stop daddy
01:19:20you might find what you looking for
01:19:24what you looking for
01:19:25don't stop daddy
01:19:29don't stop daddy
01:19:31are you sure about that
01:19:48you have two choices mr collins
01:20:05you can either uncuff me
01:20:09or fuck me
01:20:11or fuck me
01:20:27you know i'm dangerous
01:20:30rich or am i
01:20:34do your worst daddy
01:20:36when once i started
01:20:57not stopping
01:20:59i thought
01:21:01you only fucked girl
01:21:05You only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:11You're different.
01:21:28Ready for round five?
01:21:30Stop it, I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36Or what if I don't?
01:21:40What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:21:46That's okay, I'm just gonna come in for a...
01:21:47Stop it!
01:21:48Ugh!
01:21:51I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will. I...
01:22:01Can you get out?
01:22:05I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:20No, please keep them covered.
01:22:23I wanna give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:33Just get on with it.
01:22:35What I do for a living.
01:22:38The not-so-legal part.
01:22:42It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:47And for me to be...
01:22:50Vulnerable?
01:22:51Yeah.
01:22:52But I knew...
01:22:54When I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:23:01And I wanna be around you.
01:23:03Forever.
01:23:04Forever.
01:23:14So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:19I'm moving you in there.
01:23:22As a graduation present.
01:23:24And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:34Only if you want to.
01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:40Are you serious?
01:23:43What's wrong?
01:23:44It's a tacky?
01:23:46I liked it, I thought-
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:48But, on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:49Which is?
01:23:50You have to move in there with me.
01:23:52Deal.
01:23:53Deal.
01:23:54Deal.
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