00:00Keep it steady.
00:03You see what that says?
00:05You pull over and you won't get hurt.
00:08We're gonna die. We're gonna die. I knew it.
00:10Calm down. Remember your training.
00:11I took a 15-hour online course. What training?
00:151033. 1033. You read me?
00:23You're already in the dead zone.
00:25They pre-write these?
00:28Hey, they know the route.
00:30How do they know the route?
00:32I don't know. Probably Clark or some fucking snake.
00:38They spelled break wrong.
00:42No, actually, that's right. That's right.
00:44Come on now. Don't be heroes.
00:47Hey, if we pull over and give them all the money,
00:49what are the odds that they kill us both?
00:50A hundred percent.
00:55Your move, guys.
00:56I guess we'll have to do this the hard way.
01:02Come on, come on, come on.
01:04Oh, come on now. What is this?
01:07And who is they?
01:08Hostages.
01:09Two adult male hostages.
01:11Shut up.
01:12No, they not.
01:13Maybe they are.
01:14Look, change of plans.
01:15The other guys are out,
01:16and the truck is more damaged than expected.
01:18Can you fix it?
01:20I need to know right now.
01:21He's out.
01:22Say you out.
01:23You're out.
01:24So are you in or you out?
01:27Hey, you don't see us standing here?
01:29I don't see nothing.
01:31You don't hear me talking to you right now?
01:32Nope.
01:33This motherfucker.
01:34Hey, look.
01:35I need you to get these nine people that I don't see,
01:37I need you to get them to fuck up out of here.
01:39Man, they not gonna say nothing.
01:40Hey, you know what?
01:41We can hear y'all.
01:42Just because you're whispering,
01:43don't think we can hear you.
01:44That's wild.
01:45It's so fucking quiet in here,
01:47I can hear a pin drop.
01:48If you let us go,
01:49I'll let you bang my twin sister.
01:52She looks like me with long hair.
01:55You trying to get us a shot?
01:56We ain't been home since Friday?
01:58No.
02:00And you peed, right?
02:01Because we ain't stopping.
02:03Hey, if I have to piss,
02:04I'll piss in the gun port.
02:05I'll shit in the gun port.
02:06Whatever, man.
02:07Whatever gets you home tonight in time
02:08for your special day, huh?
02:11Happy anniversary.
02:12Hey, hey, hey, hey,
02:13don't be abbreviating my wife's name
02:15and humping and pumping in the chair.
02:16What's wrong with you?
02:17I'm sorry.
02:18How do you even know my wife's name anyway?
02:21I'm your son.
02:27I'm just kidding.
02:28I heard you say it before.
02:29I'm sorry.
02:29Hey, hey, hey, hey.
02:30You starting off on the wrong foot.
02:33Come on, come on, come on.
02:34Oh, come on, man.
02:35What is this?
02:37And who is they?
02:38Hostages.
02:39Two adult male hostages.
02:41Shut up.
02:42No, they're not.
02:43Maybe they are.
02:44Look, change of plans.
02:45The other guys are out,
02:46and the truck is more damaged than expected.
02:48Can you fix it?
02:50I need to know right now.
02:51He's out.
02:52Say you out.
02:53You're out.
02:54So are you in or you out?
02:57Hey, you don't see us standing here?
02:59I don't see nothing.
03:01You don't hear me talking to you right now?
03:02Nope.
03:03This motherfucker.
03:04Hey, look.
03:05I need you to get these nine people that I don't see,
03:08I need you to get them to fuck up out of here.
03:09Man, they not gonna say nothing.
03:10Hey, you know what?
03:11We can hear y'all.
03:12Just because you're whispering, don't think I can hear you.
03:14That's wow.
03:15It's so fucking quiet in here, I can hear a pin drop.
03:18If you let us go, I'll let you bang my twin sister.
03:22She looks like me with long hair.
03:25You trying to get us shot?
03:26What?
03:26What happens next determines if we're gonna be celebrating tonight
03:30or if you're gonna be dead.
03:32Okay, well, I would like to obviously celebrate, right, Russ?
03:35Good.
03:36That's what I'd prefer.
03:37I really don't want to have to kill you, but I will if I need to.
03:40Y'all took my man out, putting me in a very difficult situation
03:42where I either got a bail on $60 million
03:44and a genius plan that took two years to put together
03:47or do it with the two of you sons of bitches.
03:50Wait, with us?
03:50Well, what about your friends from the little speed chase?
03:54Why don't you go see if they're okay?
03:55And if they're okay, you let us go.
03:58Happy anniversary.
04:00We're gonna have dinner.
04:018 p.m. sharp.
04:02Don't be late.
04:02I won't be late.
04:03I gotta lose.
04:04They usually say,
04:05I think this place is about to close up.
04:09Well, luckily for you,
04:10this date isn't over until your uniform is on my hotel home floor.
04:14Holy shit.
04:15Something tell me you can make it hot.
04:17I got me!
04:18This is my 25th wedding anniversary.
04:20If I missed dinner with my wife tonight, I will be shot.
04:22Don't do anything stupid.
04:23Whatever gets you home to your wife in time for your special day.
04:27Happy anniversary.
04:31Brown boy, get out there!
04:33You were supposed to retire and moving on to a new career.
04:37You're pivoting?
04:37This late?
04:38Well, how old do you think I am?
04:40Well, you're black, so you look 40, but you could be up to 90.
04:45Hey, yo, you seeing this?
04:46Pull over and you won't get hurt.
04:48We're gonna die.
04:49Calm down.
04:50Remember your training.
04:51Put your hands up!
04:52I took a 15-hour online course.
04:54What training?
05:03Boom!
05:05I owe me Reggie Miller.
05:06Who?
05:07Oh, that's not good.
05:11Since you're gonna kill us, why don't you just show us who you are?
05:14Tell us to show this out!
05:15Yo, you better give me that money.
05:18I'm gonna throw up.
05:20You swallow that shit.
05:21If you throw up, you are big.
05:22Baby, I've got your money.
05:24What is this?
05:25And who is they?
05:25Change of plans.
05:26You two are gonna help me steal $60 million from the casino.
05:29Because if you don't, your wife's dead.
05:34Ah!
05:35If you let us go, I'll let you bang my twin sister.
05:37She looks like me with long hair.
05:39You trying to get us shot?
05:42Russell, you don't answer your phone?
05:43Did you forget you married a Latina?
05:45I put a tracking chip in your neck.
05:46Hi, Natalie.
05:49You fell in love this weekend?
05:50Of course.
05:54We did butt stuff.
06:00That's wild.
06:04That was awesome, dude.
06:06I look at my leg and my foot and my ankle.
06:08My meniscus, I know I tore my whole back out, too.
06:10What, just from that?
06:17Are those the same underwear from Friday?
06:20Should've been a ramplank.
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