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Fake Fiancé, Real Fire shortmintz
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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was leaving. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:28Good boy!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Oh!
00:01:31Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:32Hey!
00:01:33I'm here, we are!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Hey, Jay!
00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:37Hey!
00:01:38I'm here, we are!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Hey, Jay!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43I'm here, we are!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Hey, Jay!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:20Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:36What?
00:02:37Mmm!
00:02:38Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:41Bye, Dad.
00:02:42Bye, Dad.
00:02:43Excuse me.
00:02:44Eww.
00:02:45Hello, my Gucci.
00:02:48Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:02:49Needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:02:50Like you, Amelia.
00:02:51Good one, Romulus.
00:02:53Good one, Romulus.
00:02:56Bye, Dad.
00:02:57Bye, Dad.
00:02:58Go, Daddy.
00:02:59Good one, you guys.
00:03:00Aw, damn.
00:03:02Bye, Dad.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:04Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:07He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:11Like you, Amelia.
00:03:12Good one, Romulus.
00:03:14Good one, Romulus.
00:03:32These are great.
00:03:34I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:36Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:39No problem.
00:03:40Cool.
00:03:41Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:43Um...
00:03:44Hi.
00:03:49Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:03:59Hold that up.
00:04:04Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were you?
00:04:08Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:15I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:32Well, you have potential, okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:04:39Because so far, I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:48Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:50Yeah.
00:04:52Um, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:04:55So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:12Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my God.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:27I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're going to get through this together.
00:05:37Yeah.
00:05:51Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:53Did she have a good walk?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:01Yeah.
00:06:03I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:05No, no, forget that.
00:06:06I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:11I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:06:15My dream, but...
00:06:18It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:21And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After her parents passed.
00:06:27I would do anything for her.
00:06:31Amelia.
00:06:33I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:38Come back tonight.
00:06:40And...
00:06:41Make something nice.
00:06:45Come on.
00:06:46Okay.
00:06:49Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:56Except for the dog hair.
00:07:01Well, come with me.
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:07:19Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:24Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:40Amelia.
00:07:42Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:52What, exactly?
00:08:05How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:07I mean, it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:10Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:17I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:36Whatever.
00:08:40Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you, I'm...
00:08:43Now!
00:08:47Fine.
00:08:53See, dog walker?
00:08:55That wasn't so hard.
00:08:59What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking product!
00:09:07Asshole!
00:09:09You're crazy, bitch!
00:09:10Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa!
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm going to be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:22I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's immature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:31All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:34And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:36Won't you, son?
00:09:37So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:08No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:13What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Romulus.
00:10:16What are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:26Well, Angela, look.
00:10:28You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:30And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38See?
00:10:39There's something uncommon already.
00:10:41Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:46Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:10:54I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:56But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:07I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:13Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:11:15if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:22What's it going to be?
00:11:26What's it going to be?
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:32For Betsy.
00:11:33Well, let's just go into the office now.
00:11:48You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:11:50What the hell, Dad?
00:11:54Fuck it.
00:11:55Fine.
00:11:56I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:03And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:12:07I ran my money.
00:12:08Try and make yourself look decent, Alan.
00:12:13You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:16Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:22I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:25Anyway, you must move in together immediately
00:12:28to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:12:34but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Sign here.
00:12:46Salute to the new couple.
00:13:16So, your place or mine?
00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:23Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:32So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:01So put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:10Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's electric.
00:14:27Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:34Gee, thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:40You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh, Betsy.
00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47Sorry, Amelia.
00:14:49It's just...
00:14:50It's not like you.
00:14:52You're saying you're...
00:14:54Reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:04And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So, I'm okay with the quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:17Michelangelo...
00:15:18Dino Valeno?
00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Shh!
00:15:24Shh!
00:15:24Shh!
00:15:27So, should I have to start a hundred-cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:32His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:36It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:40He's so...
00:15:42Toxic.
00:15:44Speak of the devil.
00:15:47Oh, yeah.
00:15:49You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?
00:15:59Doctor's ready.
00:16:00Ready?
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:25Ready to get wet, baby?
00:16:26We're already wet.
00:16:29We're already wet.
00:16:42Where did that come from?
00:16:47Nice place.
00:16:57I love the artwork.
00:17:03Nice place.
00:17:13I love the artwork.
00:17:14Thanks.
00:17:15Finally.
00:17:17Ooh, good taste.
00:17:20Oh, I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:24More for me.
00:17:28You know, if you like it down here,
00:17:31you should see the bed.
00:17:33Who are you?
00:17:46Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:17:52Amelia.
00:17:54Whatever.
00:17:55Can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.
00:17:59This is my house?
00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs.
00:18:07You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:09What's wrong, Dog Walker?
00:18:11Who's jealous?
00:18:13Jealous?
00:18:13I'm not jealous.
00:18:17Sweet dreams.
00:18:18I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot.
00:18:32I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:36See you later.
00:18:51And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:56I had one too many to drink.
00:18:57It won't happen again.
00:18:58You better not.
00:19:11How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:13Not now.
00:19:15My head's killing me.
00:19:16We need to talk about last night.
00:19:17No.
00:19:18What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:20I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:32Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:46I'm serious.
00:19:48Don't screw this up.
00:19:49I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:19:54I know what I'm doing.
00:19:55Dog walker.
00:19:56And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:19:59Whenever I want.
00:20:00Wherever I want.
00:20:02Fine.
00:20:03Do whatever you want.
00:20:06Sorry.
00:20:07It's a bit harsh.
00:20:08I'm just really hungover.
00:20:14That could have gone better.
00:20:20Hey, baby.
00:20:22You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:25You're rich now.
00:20:26I know.
00:20:27I like it.
00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:30You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:37Oh, fine.
00:20:39Yeah.
00:20:40We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:42All right.
00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen.
00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:49Look, I promise.
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53You're right.
00:20:54Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:56Yeah.
00:20:56Come on, Gucci.
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Bye, Gucci.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:04Hey, Jake.
00:21:06Gucci, no.
00:21:07Royce.
00:21:10Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Same here.
00:21:17Okay.
00:21:17Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:28This whole family, actually.
00:21:31All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:33I should make a reality show.
00:21:34Little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:39Do you want to walk together?
00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I'd like that.
00:21:47So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months.
00:21:53I like it.
00:21:55I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:57Barista.
00:21:58Booper driver.
00:22:00Delivery guy.
00:22:02Movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie.
00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06I was trying to impress you.
00:22:08How about you?
00:22:10How long have you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:12My whole life, I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job,
00:22:15and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:21Wow.
00:22:22I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:24Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:29If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:35And I have to admit, I got a crush on you.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45I still do.
00:22:49He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:22:57I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:02Hell yeah.
00:23:04I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:09I know it's risky,
00:23:10but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:24Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools.
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:34I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24.
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers,
00:23:48crawling around, drooling.
00:23:49Nope.
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:54Royce pooped.
00:23:58You should pick it up.
00:23:59Where?
00:23:59I don't see it.
00:24:00Just over there.
00:24:04Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:10Of course.
00:24:11It's an office.
00:24:12You want to be CEO,
00:24:14you got to look the part.
00:24:15You mean like,
00:24:16you look like Willy Wonka
00:24:17without the chocolate factory?
00:24:20Very funny.
00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:22Yes, I know.
00:24:23Yeah, that means you got to get up to speed
00:24:25rapidamente.
00:24:26So today you're going to be my shadow,
00:24:28you'll be my extra hands,
00:24:29and we got a lot to do.
00:24:30Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:42Wow!
00:24:43Oh my goodness.
00:24:47Are you okay?
00:24:49Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:56You're engaged, remember?
00:24:57And this is our new palette.
00:25:02It's Matt's collection.
00:25:04He really liked these colors,
00:25:05so we did them twice.
00:25:08But yeah,
00:25:09that's the presentation
00:25:11for me,
00:25:13Michelangelo.
00:25:13What, Dad?
00:25:23What a day, Dad.
00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:26Look at you,
00:25:27you got so lazy
00:25:28just sitting around
00:25:28taking pictures of yourself
00:25:29all the time.
00:25:31Just stick with it,
00:25:32will you, kid?
00:25:33Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:37What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:40Nobody taught her
00:25:41how to run a business,
00:25:42but she just worked hard,
00:25:43and now,
00:25:45well, now she earns money
00:25:46doing what she loves.
00:25:47I guess that's impressive.
00:25:49Yeah, see.
00:25:50See, it is.
00:25:51I hope she rubs off
00:25:52on you a little,
00:25:52you know?
00:25:54I just hope I don't
00:25:55get that uptight.
00:26:02Break's over.
00:26:08Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:25Now, this is the time
00:26:26when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:29you talk about the day's work,
00:26:31raise you closer together,
00:26:33comfort each other,
00:26:34just like your mom and I
00:26:35used to do.
00:26:38You know, I'm thinking
00:26:39it's time for the world
00:26:41to meet Amelia
00:26:43tonight.
00:26:46Tonight?
00:26:48Shit.
00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promise we'd Netflix
00:26:51a bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce
00:26:57our lovely new addition
00:26:58to the Dino Verdea family.
00:27:02Don't you think it's a bit
00:27:03soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean,
00:27:05we just signed the contract.
00:27:07What's the matter?
00:27:09You're getting along,
00:27:10aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11We're just really starting
00:27:12to warm up to each other.
00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:27:17tonight in the limo
00:27:18and don't be late.
00:27:20Why, Dad?
00:27:35So, remind me,
00:27:37why are we getting makeovers
00:27:39done again?
00:27:41Because I want to do
00:27:42something nice
00:27:42for my favorite big sister.
00:27:44and...
00:27:45And...
00:27:47And...
00:27:47You know I never splurge
00:27:48on stuff like this.
00:27:50But, since I'm part
00:27:51of the Dino Levino family now,
00:27:53I think I can afford
00:27:54to let my hair down.
00:27:55You better not
00:27:56let that hair down.
00:27:58Sorry.
00:27:58Just an expression.
00:28:06How's it going in there?
00:28:07I'm coming out!
00:28:18That bad?
00:28:19I've never seen
00:28:22a dog walker
00:28:23look this hot
00:28:25by that dress
00:28:27ASAP.
00:28:31Leave me alone,
00:28:33party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own
00:28:34function tonight.
00:28:35I bet she's coming in there.
00:28:38Anyway...
00:28:38you're teaching
00:28:41us
00:28:41come back
00:28:41all by that stuff
00:28:42but because
00:28:42I'm working as a
00:28:52as a little by
00:28:55what goes
00:28:58TRYING TO BOTHER
00:29:01Without
00:29:01DO
00:29:02What are you looking at?
00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:13Thanks.
00:29:13Did you forget my name?
00:29:18No, it's just something different.
00:29:22Did you change your hair?
00:29:24Why do you care?
00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:27I'm going out.
00:29:27I just forgot my charger.
00:29:29Awesome, thanks.
00:29:32Okay, I'm taking this.
00:29:34Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:37I told you, I'm busy.
00:29:39Hold on!
00:29:43Amelia!
00:29:51All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:29:54Nice.
00:29:55Where's Amelia?
00:29:57She's sick.
00:29:59She can't make it.
00:30:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:02You know, if your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:05Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:30:07Give her some nice soup.
00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:12Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:14Poor thing.
00:30:16Okay, Dad.
00:30:17See you in the office.
00:30:18Stupid dog walker?
00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:37Hey.
00:30:38It's Mike Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:30:39Do you still track people?
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:56Amelia.
00:30:57Hi.
00:30:59You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:31:03Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:06I kind of panicked.
00:31:08No worries.
00:31:08I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:15Talk to the bartender.
00:31:16Wow.
00:31:17The IP treatment.
00:31:19You look like it.
00:31:20Thanks, David.
00:31:21Hey.
00:31:24Lover boy.
00:31:25We're on.
00:31:27Gotta go.
00:31:28Find me in the green room after.
00:31:31Hope you liked it.
00:31:32Break a leg.
00:31:33Lover boy.
00:31:33Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:31:56All I do.
00:31:58You know what I want, babe.
00:32:01You know what I want.
00:32:05Good.
00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:10One more, please.
00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:18Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:27You really think so?
00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:32The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes.
00:32:38Are they older?
00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:43It's all right.
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:47You want some of that a drink?
00:32:48Yeah.
00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:32:59Since I was 13.
00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:05going someplace.
00:33:06That's awesome.
00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:15I thought you liked it.
00:33:16I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:24A cat person?
00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:33I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:36I just want to relax.
00:33:38Have a good time.
00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:46Now I'm not sure.
00:33:47We have nothing in common.
00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:54The heck.
00:33:55I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:58Now I can have mine.
00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:16What's going on?
00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:22He's not.
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off, dude.
00:34:30Back off.
00:34:31Grubby little hipster.
00:34:32She's my fiancée.
00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain.
00:34:39Let's go.
00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:43I'm not Jake.
00:34:48This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:54And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:34:58I can't believe you did that.
00:35:03After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:05Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:08Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:11I'm not following you around.
00:35:13You know what?
00:35:13I get it.
00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:17Oh, me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:22Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:27I have a name.
00:35:29Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:31That is an original.
00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:33Oh, fine.
00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:42You're treating me like shit.
00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:46You're history's worst nightmare.
00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:49We signed a contract.
00:35:50For an arranged marriage.
00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:55You are such a simpleton.
00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:00Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:04I tried to get along with you.
00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:08Right back at you.
00:36:10I fucking hate you.
00:36:12I fucking hate you more.
00:36:14Iеля need you.
00:36:32I wish I didn't care about what is your relationship.
00:36:37I'm sick.
00:36:38I'm sick.
00:36:38I'm too busy.
00:36:40I'm sick.
00:36:40I'm sick.
00:36:41I'm no sick.
00:36:42I'm angry.
00:36:42I'm sick.
00:36:43I'm sick.
00:36:43I'm sick.
00:36:43I'm okay.
00:36:43I'm sick.
00:36:44Oh
00:37:14Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:37:28Michelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker.
00:37:31Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:38Uh-huh.
00:37:39We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:42We had too many drinks. We just figured it'd ever happen. If that's what you want.
00:37:48Definitely.
00:37:49Um, I have to go to work.
00:37:54I should get up, too.
00:37:57Oh, my head.
00:37:59There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:38:01Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:03Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:09Well, you look great.
00:38:11Thanks.
00:38:12I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:23What's going on?
00:38:25So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:30For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34We're taking it slow.
00:38:36Michelangelo.
00:38:37Michelangelo.
00:38:38Michelangelo.
00:38:39The male gigolo.
00:38:40Taking it slow.
00:38:41Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:38:45And...
00:38:46How was it?
00:38:48Well...
00:38:49Really bad.
00:38:50Right?
00:38:51I knew it.
00:38:52Actually...
00:38:53It was the best sex I ever had.
00:38:56Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:00I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:05Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:10I don't get it.
00:39:11He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:15I feel like...
00:39:16Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:39:20You get the picture.
00:39:23Hey.
00:39:26Opposites attract.
00:39:27I mean...
00:39:28That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:31Cause you're so different.
00:39:33Something like that.
00:39:42Here it comes.
00:39:43Right on the schedule.
00:39:45Dog walkers in love with me.
00:39:47I'll have to let her down easy.
00:39:49Weird.
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:02What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover.
00:40:14Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:19Hey.
00:40:20Unfortunately, something came up.
00:40:32I...
00:40:33I can't make it tonight.
00:40:34Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:36Why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:40:37Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:38Why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:40:39Why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:40:41Hey.
00:40:42Hey.
00:40:43Hi.
00:40:44You
00:41:02Hey
00:41:07We should talk
00:41:09I'm not very good with words. Me neither, but last night I you don't have to say anything
00:41:18We both know it was a mistake
00:41:20And we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened. I don't think you understand it
00:41:25You just listen to me for a second
00:41:27You don't have to worry about me catching feelings. I'm a big girl. I've had a one-night stand before
00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before
00:41:35Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your your models or your your d-list actresses
00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily
00:41:45I know that if you would take back last night that you would frankly so would I really you're driving me nuts
00:41:51You don't understand. Let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing out. I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:41:59Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to dog walker?
00:42:08I have a confession to make
00:42:11Last night I don't know how I don't know why
00:42:17That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:42:21Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor
00:42:26I could even do reality TV
00:42:28But there is a fire between us Amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:42:37You sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:42:40Amelia
00:42:42Please
00:42:44I know you felt it too
00:42:51Amelia, please
00:42:52Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:42:56I felt it too
00:43:02So, why are we fighting it?
00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day
00:43:07Me too
00:43:08I've been thinking about you
00:43:10So I know you told me, before they did not panic
00:43:11I know you
00:43:11A real good actor
00:43:12Are you reading?
00:43:13Ah, yeah
00:43:13So I think that my thoughts are really fighting harm
00:43:14I think that you're in public
00:43:15It's going to be doing a video
00:43:16Took my way
00:43:16Spents
00:43:18I know you're going to do some work
00:43:19To see a video
00:43:19And do I believe, this was a time
00:43:21builder
00:43:22Supporting world
00:43:22Antonop
00:43:24It's going to be doing some work
00:43:26And I think that you've worked for
00:43:27Most of thisMer助
00:43:28We could get
00:43:29A steppe
00:43:30I know financially
00:43:30For me
00:43:31I think that you've met
00:43:33Up education
00:43:34Impossible
00:43:34Cl άλλ
00:43:35It's going to be
00:43:36so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:45light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump superyant if you think that's funny just wait till the
00:43:57next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:06you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:44:14you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:22i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together
00:44:31together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:35oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh hey royce
00:44:57jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you
00:45:08about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like
00:45:16that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:45:21he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:45:24well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:45:29and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:45:35dina volino i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:40i'm here if you need to talk
00:45:43thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:50i thought we had a connection
00:45:52you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:45:56come on gucci let's go
00:45:59cats are awesome
00:46:04that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so
00:46:13maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of the ceo thing
00:46:17oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:46:24gucci sure but i mean your dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:46:29yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date
00:46:33at the dog park at the dog park
00:46:35mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:46:38now go get a lover boy
00:46:42so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:46:55you've never played fetch before
00:46:57it's my dad's dog not mine
00:47:01let me try
00:47:03that's okay
00:47:05i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:09do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:14no
00:47:16i like my work
00:47:17what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:47:21have fun
00:47:22you're right i should work less
00:47:25if nothing else
00:47:27you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:47:30fetch gucci
00:47:34i've got a big surprise
00:47:41a surprise
00:47:42just wait and see
00:47:45grazie inzo
00:47:52have a good night mr de novelino
00:47:54what's that
00:48:00special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:05but gucci
00:48:08it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:10you know that's awful for dogs right
00:48:14i thought you were
00:48:16off the clock today
00:48:18besides a special occasion
00:48:20i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:48:24to pour a little chianti into
00:48:25i'm kidding
00:48:27this is for us
00:48:29why don't you get us a coarse screw
00:48:31what else is in the bag
00:48:32just some
00:48:33imported italian ingredients
00:48:35so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:48:37you can cook
00:48:51that was so good
00:48:52i feel like i just
00:48:54went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:56how did you
00:48:58do this i can't cook at all
00:49:00making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school
00:49:05no
00:49:06my mom taught me
00:49:07tell me about her
00:49:09i never told a girl about my mom
00:49:12sorry
00:49:14i don't mean to pry
00:49:15she passed away when i was 11
00:49:18breast cancer
00:49:20but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:49:23she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:49:26and
00:49:26she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:29we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:49:35i still
00:49:36i still
00:49:37have all of her recipes
00:49:39here
00:49:39handwritten in italian
00:49:41that's really special
00:49:43i miss her
00:49:47this might sound corny but
00:49:49i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:53it's not corny
00:49:54but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:49:58just don't tell tmz
00:50:00what about your parents
00:50:03my parents died in a car accident
00:50:06when i was 13
00:50:07it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:10i'm sorry
00:50:11i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:14i don't want to lose her too
00:50:18i'm sorry
00:50:21your story made me emotional
00:50:23i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:24i'll help you
00:50:26no no it's fine
00:50:27i like doing the dishes
00:50:28it relaxes me
00:50:29good
00:50:30because i hate them
00:50:32well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:34is it just the wine
00:50:40or am i really falling for
00:50:42him
00:50:43her
00:50:43you don't want espresso
00:50:47hey
00:50:56hey
00:50:57do you want an espresso
00:50:59i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:02no thank you
00:51:03you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:05okay well don't forget gucci
00:51:07how could i
00:51:08ready bro
00:51:11well let me fix your tie
00:51:13what do you know about ties
00:51:16you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:21touché
00:51:22there you go
00:51:24okay bye
00:51:25bye
00:51:27love you
00:51:30love you too
00:51:31sorry
00:51:41sorry
00:51:41reflex
00:51:42i didn't mean to say that
00:51:44me neither
00:51:45too soon
00:51:46talk about it later
00:51:48yeah
00:51:49yeah
00:51:49okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:51uh could that have been any more awkward
00:51:54and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:51:58look who's here
00:52:03hey
00:52:04my little guy
00:52:05hey little gucci
00:52:07look at this right here
00:52:09huh
00:52:10let's try
00:52:12oh yeah now here's a
00:52:15here's mine
00:52:16right
00:52:16just like that
00:52:18huh
00:52:18yeah
00:52:19even got one for big brother
00:52:21right there
00:52:22come to papa
00:52:24yes my boy
00:52:25all right
00:52:28all right
00:52:28so
00:52:28we gotta talk about this
00:52:30this wedding right
00:52:31this is two weeks off
00:52:32hollywood bowl
00:52:33they're waiting for an answer
00:52:35and i bumped into
00:52:36chris martin
00:52:37on the plane
00:52:38he says the band
00:52:39is free
00:52:40you like cold play
00:52:42right
00:52:42dad
00:52:43you can't have the wedding
00:52:44at the hollywood bowl
00:52:45well all right
00:52:48then we'll book
00:52:49the magic castle
00:52:50how about that
00:52:51not too big
00:52:51plenty room for cold play
00:52:52huh
00:52:53let's just pump the brakes
00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding
00:52:57like this
00:52:57what
00:52:58something wrong with
00:52:59Amelia
00:53:00no
00:53:01everything's great
00:53:02it's better than great
00:53:04honestly
00:53:05but
00:53:06we cannot
00:53:07have a big flashy wedding
00:53:09that's
00:53:10our thing
00:53:11it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:12i think it'd make it
00:53:14uncomfortable
00:53:14wow
00:53:16i never thought of that
00:53:18you know
00:53:20you have a very good point
00:53:21there
00:53:21i'm very impressed
00:53:24you've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman
00:53:28i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:53:32sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:35love
00:53:36yeah
00:53:38i don't know
00:53:40he's so cute
00:53:42all right
00:53:43all right
00:53:44change the deal
00:53:45gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:47all right
00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:51a wedding
00:53:51with cold play
00:53:53no cold play dad
00:53:55no cold play
00:53:57so
00:54:03it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:06it's not working
00:54:08i know it
00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:11and i'm cured
00:54:14what
00:54:15you're cured
00:54:17oh
00:54:18congratulations
00:54:19thank you
00:54:21i wasn't expecting it
00:54:23i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:54:26it only took two sessions
00:54:29i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:54:32maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:35what's wrong sis
00:54:37we should be celebrating
00:54:39i brought prosecco
00:54:40no
00:54:41yeah
00:54:42no i'm good
00:54:44yeah
00:54:44amelia
00:54:46i'm your sister
00:54:47you can tell me anything
00:54:49is it michelangelo
00:54:52is everything okay
00:54:54if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:57i will take that man thong
00:54:58and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:00that it will cut him in two
00:55:02it's not michelangelo
00:55:04let's see
00:55:05it's me
00:55:08i have to tell you something
00:55:11i cannot believe that they convinced you to do
00:55:17an arranged marriage
00:55:19what is this game of thrones
00:55:21it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:23and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:26actually
00:55:28he's not that bad
00:55:30i kind of like him
00:55:33yeah
00:55:35babe
00:55:35that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:37we need to get you out of there
00:55:39betsy
00:55:40i have
00:55:41real feelings for him
00:55:43but
00:55:45what about the tabloid stories
00:55:48you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:51they banned him
00:55:52for life
00:55:53you'll never go to epcot
00:55:55he's not actually like the stories
00:55:58or at least not to me
00:56:00he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:04if you marry michelangelo
00:56:07he will make your life a living hell
00:56:11what if you meet him
00:56:13yeah
00:56:14meet him
00:56:16maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:18maybe
00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:19don't count on it
00:56:21please
00:56:22me
00:56:23just give him a chance
00:56:24fine
00:56:26yes
00:56:27only one
00:56:28yes
00:56:29you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:56:34you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:38thank you for making dinner
00:56:42of course
00:56:44i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:45we need to celebrate
00:56:47michelangelo
00:56:50you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:54right
00:56:55you mean besides me
00:56:56i'm serious
00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along
00:56:59have a glass of wine
00:57:01tonight's gonna be great
00:57:04it's enormous
00:57:15why would anybody need so much room
00:57:21it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:24nice to finally meet you
00:57:27let's see
00:57:28so
00:57:31this is the
00:57:33infamous
00:57:35michelangelo
00:57:37how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4196 Domperion
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:45yeah
00:57:47sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:49it's worth more than my car
00:57:50why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:57:53$8.99 at ralph's
00:57:57it's delicious
00:57:58this was made in france
00:58:01sorry
00:58:02can't touch that stuff
00:58:03so
00:58:05who wants a drink
00:58:06you've hardly touched your food
00:58:28it's a little too rich for me
00:58:33mine tastes great
00:58:35so michelangelo
00:58:39i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:58:44you don't mind do you
00:58:46fire away
00:58:47so i know you two have been having your
00:58:51fun
00:58:53um but
00:58:55what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:00i don't think it's going to
00:59:02that's cute and all
00:59:05but
00:59:05what about her career
00:59:07are you gonna support her
00:59:08or kids
00:59:09what's your stance on that
00:59:10or are you just gonna
00:59:12jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
00:59:15Betsy
00:59:15look
00:59:16i know i have a past
00:59:18but
00:59:20i'm committed to it
00:59:21we haven't talked about kids but
00:59:24i'm open to anything
00:59:25see michelangelo
00:59:26that's my point
00:59:27you two are getting married
00:59:29and you barely know each other
00:59:31we know it all
00:59:32easy Betsy
00:59:33i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:38and if you really cared about amelia
00:59:40you would give her the time
00:59:42and what makes you such an expert
00:59:44i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:46michelangelo
00:59:48you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:51it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
00:59:52she gets it from you
00:59:53are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
00:59:57you started it
00:59:58why don't we all just
01:00:04calm down
01:00:06Betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:00:08no
01:00:09she's alone and miserable
01:00:10and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:12that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:16you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:00:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:21you know what
01:00:22you can't talk to Betsy like that
01:00:24that's my sister
01:00:25she just survived cancer
01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:00:32this is my house too
01:00:33and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:35not to me
01:00:36you know maybe she should be concerned
01:00:37i don't like this side of you
01:00:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:00:42but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:44you told her
01:00:45she's my sister
01:00:47i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:49oh is that all i am to you
01:00:50a contractual agreement
01:00:52some kind of obligation
01:00:53it's not what i meant
01:00:55it came out wrong amelia
01:00:56i love you
01:00:58you love me
01:01:00don't listen to him
01:01:01he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:03shut the fuck up
01:01:04you know what
01:01:06maybe she was right
01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:01:09it's over
01:01:09we need to get out of here
01:01:16i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:01:19to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:21amelia
01:01:26i know this is hard to hear
01:01:28but
01:01:29you did the right thing
01:01:32you do so much better than him
01:01:34yeah
01:01:35but he isn't a monster
01:01:38i shouldn't have said that
01:01:39we can talk about it on the road
01:01:41get packing
01:01:43and if we leave now
01:01:45we can get to mexico by dawn
01:01:46lay low for a bit
01:01:47mexico
01:01:48or canada
01:01:49whatever
01:01:50it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:52by the dino lovinos
01:01:54or worse
01:01:55i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:01:58i mean
01:01:59i only told you about the contract
01:02:01it's not like i told the media
01:02:03you don't know that
01:02:05we're
01:02:06liabilities
01:02:08loose ends
01:02:09you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:02:11get rid of that thing
01:02:17they could be tracking us right now
01:02:19yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:02:24see
01:02:26he could have a sniper on us
01:02:28it's romulus
01:02:33hey romulus
01:02:34what
01:02:36what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:39you came
01:02:51against my better judgment
01:02:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:57i've just been busy
01:02:59but
01:02:59it's over with now
01:03:01you should
01:03:04punish me for straying
01:03:06you make me sick
01:03:09i make me sick
01:03:11nice
01:03:20underwear
01:03:22it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:25okay
01:03:30let's get this over with
01:03:32is that all you have to say
01:03:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:03:38i'm
01:03:39sorry
01:03:40chantelle
01:03:41i thought i wanted this
01:03:44but i don't
01:03:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:51amelia broke up with me
01:03:55it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walker but here i am fucking devastated
01:04:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:13i just wanted to come back to me
01:04:17come back to me
01:04:19come back to me
01:04:21come back to me
01:04:25amelia
01:04:27hi dad
01:04:29gucci's gone
01:04:31i'll be right there
01:04:33i'll be right there
01:04:36but
01:04:37i
01:04:39gucci gucci
01:04:40oh yeah
01:04:41romulus
01:04:42what hold on
01:04:43oh
01:04:44wait
01:04:45well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:04:51he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:53i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:57well we can help you find him
01:05:00yeah
01:05:00right
01:05:01oh
01:05:03good thanks
01:05:04good
01:05:05gucci
01:05:05this better not be a trap
01:05:07just come on
01:05:11gucci
01:05:12gucci
01:05:13gucci
01:05:13hey hey hey where's becalangelo
01:05:15huh
01:05:16i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:05:18oh um he's
01:05:20sorry i'm late dad
01:05:22oh where were you
01:05:23i had to stop for late night delivery of mastriani's
01:05:27it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:05:28if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:05:30nothing will
01:05:31smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:05:37that's it
01:05:37that's it
01:05:38gucci
01:05:44gucci
01:05:45gucci
01:05:47gucci
01:05:51gucci
01:05:52gucci
01:06:11See, they're not going to kill us.
01:06:14I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:06:19He's really there for his dad.
01:06:21His dad's dog.
01:06:24So you approve now?
01:06:25They didn't say that.
01:06:29Gucci!
01:06:33Gucci, my boy's back!
01:06:35Oh!
01:06:41Okay, okay.
01:06:45I'm a little closer to approving.
01:06:53I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:07:01A little.
01:07:03It's okay.
01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:07:07They just leave out part of the story.
01:07:09Amelia, can we talk?
01:07:15Please?
01:07:18Amelia, can we talk?
01:07:23Please?
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:34Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:07:39I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:07:47I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:07:53Thanks for saying that.
01:07:56I needed to hear that.
01:07:59And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:08:01You're not one.
01:08:05I'm still learning new things about you.
01:08:07Most of them are good.
01:08:10I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:08:14I'm not.
01:08:17You're not?
01:08:18What do you mean?
01:08:20Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:08:23I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:08:27And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:08:33I want to know that our love is real.
01:08:38Dad.
01:08:39What is this, son?
01:08:40I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:08:43But why, son?
01:08:46Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:08:49And not because of some legal obligation.
01:08:55But because she wants to.
01:09:01Consider our contract null and void.
01:09:11Amelia.
01:09:11Amelia.
01:09:11Amelia.
01:09:13What will it be?
01:09:16Will you marry me?
01:09:19Will you marry me?
01:09:22Yes.
01:09:23I'll marry you.
01:09:40You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:09:43And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:09:46Look at me.
01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:09:51All right, all right, you two.
01:09:53That's enough, all right?
01:09:55We spent this whole night together.
01:09:57Come over to my place, all right?
01:09:59We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:10:01Well, hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:10:02Well, hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:10:05I think I can get used to it.
01:10:06And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:10:10I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:10:13Especially Coldplay.
01:10:14We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:10:17It was worth a try.
01:10:18And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:10:44Michelangelo?
01:10:48Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:10:56I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:11:04I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:11:10I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:11:18And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:11:36Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:11:42I love you so much.
01:11:43I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:11:56Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:12:01Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:12:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:12:15I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:12:17Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:12:19I love you.
01:12:20With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:12:27You may kiss your bride.
01:12:33Thanks.
01:12:39I'm Betsy.
01:12:41Amelia's sister.
01:12:42I'm Jake.
01:12:43Another dog walker.
01:12:46It's crazy.
01:12:47You know, giving my sister.
01:12:48But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:12:51Me too.
01:12:52Woo!
01:12:55Oh, that.
01:12:56Red Dragon.
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