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I tell you what, these Arlen moments are propane and propane accessory gold! Join us as we count down the most hilarious scenes from the animated hit that had us all speaking Texan. From Bobby's self-defense techniques to Hank's accidental adventures with controlled substances, these classic moments showcase why this series remains comedy royalty in the animation world.
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00:00That's my purse! I don't know you!
00:03Welcome to WatchMojo.
00:04And today, we're looking at the funniest moments from King of the Hill.
00:08Pocket sales.
00:11Number 10.
00:13It's hard out here for a propane salesman.
00:15Renee Zellweger voices Tammy, a newbie at Strickland Propane trying to turn her life around.
00:21Tammy, this is my wife, Peggy.
00:24Peggy, this is our new customer service associate, Tammy.
00:27You know, you look a lot like the last girl Buck hired.
00:33Of course, she's dead now.
00:34The Hills take Tammy in with Hank becoming protective of her.
00:37What Hank fails to realize is that Tammy has a side hustle.
00:41The friends she keeps seeing are actually clients.
00:44And she isn't selling them propane.
00:47Well, where are you off to all jazzed up like that?
00:49Uh, I'm just going to hang out with a friend.
00:52Oh, another friend.
00:54I'm sorry, I thought I was your friend.
00:55Who was this other friend?
00:57Oh, uh, yeah, he's an old bud from Oklahoma City.
01:00Even when Tammy buys him a special hat, Hank fails to notice what's right in front of him
01:06or on his head.
01:07That is, until he's paid a visit from Tammy's former employer, played by Snoop Dogg.
01:12Suddenly, Hank realizes what's obvious.
01:15But he doesn't write off Tammy for being a sex worker and inadvertently making him a pimp.
01:20Following a heated car chase, Hank secures Tammy's freedom while Peggy gets a makeover.
01:25You get the hell out of my hood.
01:28She's my hoe now.
01:31All right, all right, man.
01:33You can have her.
01:34I got a stable of hoes waiting on me in the OKC.
01:38Number nine.
01:39Dale thinks Joseph is an alien.
01:42It's something of an open secret that John Redcorn is Joseph's biological father.
01:47My son, the jock.
01:49With me and your mother as parents, I don't know how you got so athletic.
01:55Hey, John Redcorn.
01:57The only ones who can't see the resemblance are Joseph and Dale, making for one of the
02:02show's funniest yet depressing running gags.
02:05Even when he catches Nancy with John Redcorn, Dale's oblivious.
02:10In season six, Dale connects the dots.
02:13He doesn't look like Joseph.
02:14He shares little in common with Joseph.
02:16And John Redcorn was looking after Nancy when Joseph would have been conceived.
02:21The truth has been right in front of me all these years.
02:25Joseph's real father is...
02:27Nancy loves you.
02:27...an alien.
02:30What?
02:31There's only one logical explanation.
02:33Nancy was impregnated by an extraterrestrial.
02:36Because, of course, that's where Dale's brain would go.
02:40Normally, Hank might call out Dale for being an idiot.
02:43Since the alternative would be breaking his friend's heart, though, he indulges his crackpot conspiracy theory.
02:49You got a better explanation?
02:50Uh, well, uh, no.
02:56What other explanation could there be?
02:58Yep, Spaceman.
03:00Number eight.
03:02Boomhauer talks normal.
03:04Boomhauer's dang old manner of speaking is another classic running gag you'd think would get tiresome.
03:09Yet everything Boomhauer says is a riot, even if we can't understand it.
03:14After a firehouse is accidentally burned down, the prior events are recounted in Rashomon fashion.
03:20When Boomhauer tells his side of the story, every other character communicates and mumbles.
03:26Say what, man, no dang old boy ain't right, man, I'm gonna talk about no kicking him dang old ass, man, I don't know what to take.
03:31For God's sakes, Hank, act like an adult, man.
03:35And keep it down, guys, will you?
03:37I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for 20 minutes.
03:43While that's funny enough, the only person who speaks normally is Boomhauer, whom we can't finally comprehend.
03:50From Boomhauer's perspective, everyone else has a speech impediment, and the words coming out of his mouth are perfectly intelligible.
03:57It also emphasizes that Boomhauer might be the show's most insightful and level-headed character if only we could all speak his language.
04:05What, man, old gold dragon, old dad, the chat's name through the mud, man, old Dale's the one who did it, man, you know, leave the old chat alone, man.
04:11Number 7. Ant's Attack.
04:15In an instant, Hank Hill can go from being the voice of reason to the most rage-filled person on the block.
04:20Dale!
04:21Ah!
04:23Oh, man.
04:25Dale, you went too far this time!
04:27Few presses buttons like Dale, who goes too far when he destroys Hank's sacred lawn.
04:32Upon learning the truth, Hank is fully prepared to kick a cowering Dale's ass.
04:37Before he gets the chance, Bobby interrupts.
04:40Covered in the fire ants that Dale unleashed.
04:43Dale saves Bobby by offering himself to the fire ants, which gladly swarmed their former captor.
04:49They've been waiting to get a piece of me for 15 years.
04:54Come and get it, boys.
04:56With a single ouch, Dale passes out, and Hank declares them even for the lawn incidents.
05:01It's funny to think Dale was more afraid of Hank than the ants.
05:05Then again, Dale survives the ants.
05:08Hank's wrath might have been another story.
05:10While I was blacked out, was anything inserted into me?
05:14You're alive?
05:15Answer the question.
05:17Number 6.
05:18Propane.
05:19What happens when King of the Hill meets Grand Theft Auto?
05:22Well, it'd probably look something like Breaking Bad, but since that show wasn't on the air yet, we got propane.
05:29When you play this game, you get to be Hank.
05:33That sounds interesting.
05:35It's not interesting.
05:36It's thievery.
05:37You can't just take someone's face without asking.
05:40After a couple of young game designers meet Hank and unlikely inspiration strikes, they make him the protagonist of a video game.
05:48At first, Hank is appalled by the game's creative liberties, such as the misspelling of propane.
05:54Well, that figures.
05:55Those two idiots spelled it wrong.
05:57Once he starts playing, Hank is even more shocked by the violent content, asking how he can turn his virtual self into the police.
06:05Propane's addictive nature nevertheless gets to Hank, who's beaten at his own game by Peggy.
06:11Well, thank you, Peggy.
06:16Feels good to blink.
06:17Ironically, propane looks more fun than the actual King of the Hill PC game.
06:22Number 5.
06:23Connie Becomes a Woman
06:25With Khan and Min out of town, Connie stays with the Hills.
06:29Her parents leave a thick binder, preparing the Hills for every scenario.
06:33Everything you need to know is in here.
06:35It'd teach you how to be a parent this week.
06:37There's just one thing that Khan and Min didn't consider.
06:40Hank is more blindsided than anyone when Connie exits the bathroom, handing him a note.
06:46The results might be Hank's funniest boi in the entire series.
06:50As relatively awkward as the ensuing trip to the ER in aisle 8A might be, it is sweet seeing Hank trying to help Connie, to the best of his abilities.
07:00Hank is completely clueless, but he can see that Connie is even more lost.
07:05He comes through for her, although when Connie asks an especially uncomfortable question, Hank sends the cops to get Peggy.
07:12Now, how do I change one of these things?
07:22What the?
07:25Ah, they're running!
07:27Number 4.
07:29Luann finds Aunt Peggy's skull.
07:31Season 3 ends.
07:33On one of the show's most shocking cliffhangers, as Peggy plummets from a plane, and her parachute fails to open.
07:39The cord!
07:40Pull the cord!
07:41Woohoo!
07:43Okay!
07:45Your emergency cord!
07:50Hey!
07:51In the Season 4 premiere, we learn that Peggy survived her skydiving accident, although Luann jumps to the worst-case scenario when she discovers a skull in the field.
08:01Luann doesn't piece together that the skull clearly belongs to an animal that's been dead for a while.
08:06Even if she did stumble upon a human skull, the fall wouldn't have caused Peggy's skin to deteriorate.
08:11Uncle Hank, we're too late!
08:14As Hank tends to his ailing wife, Luann does tell him the bad news, bringing the skull as evidence.
08:21Thankfully, it isn't too late for Peggy, but the doctors might want to check what's in Luann's head.
08:26Maybe it might do us all some good if you got away for a while.
08:31Number 3.
08:32Dale loses a finger.
08:34After Dale destroys his kitchen by digging a tunnel underneath, it happens, Hank begins renovations.
08:40As punishment, Dale isn't allowed to help.
08:42Since this is all your fault, mister, I'm not going to let you help me.
08:47Can I help?
08:50Yes, Bobby.
08:51Dale still manages to get in the way, literally, trying to give Hank a few pointers.
08:57Dale loses his index finger and cigarettes in a buzzsaw mishap.
09:02Dale gets the finger reattached at the ER, which apparently allows smoking.
09:06He isn't convinced that this was an accident, taking Hank to court.
09:10We're wasting valuable legal resources here.
09:13Objection.
09:14Conjecture.
09:16Objecture.
09:16That's not a word.
09:18If you think Dale losing a finger was a dark turn, wait until you see what happens to Big Jim from Hank's anger management class.
09:25Hank passes the course.
09:26Although, when Dale and the guys dig another ill-advised tunnel, he demonstrates why anger is an essential emotion, especially when your neighbors are jackasses.
09:36If you don't get out of that goddamn rat hole now, I'll get my circular saw, come down there, cut off all your fingers and toes.
09:43Now move, move, move!
09:45Number 2. Hank Up and Smoke.
09:48Under the impression he's been given tobacco, Hank realizes he just smoked something else.
09:53Horrified, Hank attempts to vomit, but we're not sure what he expects to come out.
09:58It's not like you can throw up the smoke you inhale.
10:01Maybe Hank is acting paranoid and irrationally because of the marijuana.
10:05I don't know, my eyes are turning bloodshot.
10:08I'm going on a trip.
10:09I look like I'm doped out of my gourd.
10:12Seeing how he only did one hit, though, we're pretty sure this is just Hank being Hank.
10:17Making matters worse, the area is swarming with cops after Debbie was discovered dead in a dumpster.
10:23As Hank stresses out about being locked up for possession of pots, the authorities believe he might have committed a far more serious crime.
10:31I just thought you might want to know you are now a suspect.
10:34Oh, no!
10:35In the murder of Debbie Grund.
10:37Oh. Oh, that. Oh, God!
10:41While Debbie's death is ultimately ruled an accident, Hank made himself appear as suspicious as possible.
10:47Before we unveil our topic, here are a few honorable mentions.
10:51You Make Me Sick.
10:53The Sun Also Roses.
10:55Hank learns that gardening isn't child's play.
10:58How dare you steal that boy's innocence!
11:00Now get out of this gardening section!
11:02You Make Me Sick!
11:04Hank encounters a nerd.
11:06The Witches of East Arlen.
11:07Fandom hasn't gotten any saner.
11:10Some of this isn't your fault.
11:11I mean, a man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to pieces.
11:15Good luck to you, buddy.
11:17And stay away from my son or I'll kick your ass.
11:20The Amazing Jesus.
11:22Slight of Hank.
11:23Sadly, we don't get to see Bobby pull off his resurrection trick.
11:26For my next miracle, I'm going to need a large wooden cross and a couple of volunteers.
11:32No!
11:34Meeting Khan.
11:35West East Side Story.
11:37What political incorrectness looked like in 1997.
11:41So are you Chinese or Japanese?
11:43I live in California last 20 years, but first come from Laos.
11:47Huh?
11:48Laos.
11:49We Laotian.
11:50The ocean?
11:51What ocean?
11:52We are Laotian!
11:53From Laos, stupid!
11:55Bill defends the flag.
11:57Old Glory.
11:58A true patriot in the flesh.
12:00Khan, you touch that flag, that'll be the last thing you ever touch.
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12:22Number 1.
12:23That's my purse.
12:25Pamela Alden won an Emmy for her voiceover performance in this episode, in which Bobby
12:29attends a self-defense class.
12:31I was at a girl slumber party last night when three men pushed me to the ground and made
12:36me eat dirt.
12:38God.
12:39Okay.
12:41You can stay.
12:42The class is for women, however.
12:44Bobby learns that the most effective way to deal with a male attacker is to kick him below
12:48the belt.
12:49Well, it gets the job done.
12:51Hank argues this isn't how a boy should be defending himself.
12:55Bobby provides a counter-argument in the form of a kick to his father's groin.
12:59It's even more painful than it sounds.
13:07With Hank out of commission, Peggy must lay down the law with her angsty son, teaching Bobby
13:13that his low blows won't work on a female opponent's.
13:16That's my purse.
13:22To be fair, Bobby's actions would be warranted if a man did take his purse.
13:30That's a fine list, I tell you what.
13:32Tell us your favorite King of the Hill moments in the comments.
13:35Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?
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