- 6 months ago
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00:00:00Excuse me, it's okay.
00:00:02It's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:05It's okay.
00:00:07Let me help her back.
00:00:30It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:33Maruzella, Maruzella.
00:00:42Vedi, questo è Napoli.
00:00:44Napoli è pieno divertimento.
00:00:46Ci sono posti per divertirti e posti che ci sono brutti.
00:01:00Alla prossima.
00:01:06I'm looking for the concert.
00:01:07And then you drive right by it.
00:01:09There it is.
00:01:13Very funny.
00:01:23I think it's gonna be good.
00:01:25Must be.
00:01:30Traffico di Napoli.
00:01:32I can't buy my wallet.
00:01:34In questo senso, al primo posto.
00:01:43Shit.
00:01:44Woah.
00:01:46Camp on my wallet.
00:01:51Do you see a place?
00:01:52No.
00:01:53No, no, no, no.
00:01:54No, no, no.
00:01:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:56Somewhere.
00:01:57Maybe it's in the club.
00:02:00She's lost the purse.
00:02:05She's lost the purse.
00:02:10It's not a mess.
00:02:13She's lost the purse.
00:02:15She's lost the purse.
00:02:18You just give her a minute.
00:02:21You know, she's not here, she's all.
00:02:23One moment, one moment.
00:02:25Okay, okay, okay.
00:02:27Okay, okay, okay.
00:02:33Where did you have it last?
00:02:36The train station, I think?
00:02:38The exchange cruise?
00:02:42Oh, Danny, I'm sorry.
00:02:45That bastard at the train station started when you dropped all this stuff.
00:02:54This is 170, not 70.
00:02:56Where do we need to go?
00:02:58We need 70.
00:03:10Here we go.
00:03:15Is this it?
00:03:17Thanks, lad.
00:03:18It's nice.
00:03:19It's nice.
00:03:20Yes, I have a credit card.
00:03:32it's nice
00:03:42yes I have a credit card
00:03:45numbers on file on my computer
00:03:47yes
00:03:49I have them here
00:03:50ok
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00:04:04yeah
00:04:07expires 12.15
00:04:09no she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately
00:04:13we're here for two weeks
00:04:14no I'm working here
00:04:18yes I'll hold
00:04:21you love how they ask
00:04:25as if I have a choice
00:04:26do you know what I'm going to try to do while I'm here
00:04:29besides know in Italian
00:04:31I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous
00:04:34I don't at all
00:04:35I admire you
00:04:37I just think it's too late for me
00:04:39that's not true
00:04:41you can't teach an old dog new tricks
00:04:43and besides
00:04:46what's the point
00:04:47the whole bloody world speaks English
00:04:48well I
00:04:50am going to finally transcribe the tapes
00:04:53yes
00:04:55yes
00:04:56all right
00:04:57okay
00:05:00well if you can see it through to the end
00:05:04I think that's wonderful
00:05:05what does that mean
00:05:08nothing
00:05:10nothing
00:05:11I think it's a fantastic idea
00:05:15Jane
00:05:15I always have
00:05:16you know that
00:05:17you don't sound very supportive
00:05:22you have my support
00:05:27I'm sorry if that came out wrong
00:05:29I just know how emotional listening to them can be
00:05:34has been
00:05:35for you
00:05:36I think enough time has passed
00:05:37well that's great
00:05:39why do you think he killed himself
00:06:04David Foster Wallace
00:06:12I don't know
00:06:15you can't get a sense by his writing
00:06:19you have to read it when I'm done though
00:06:21do you think he recognized a blank infinity
00:06:30just stretching out
00:06:31he got to this point maybe where
00:06:36it was just day after day after day
00:06:38I really don't know
00:06:40do you know
00:06:40just so tedious
00:06:42and then of course he felt guilty
00:06:45most people think life is too short
00:06:48and there he was all the talent in the world
00:06:49and it wasn't that
00:06:50Jane can I
00:06:50can we not talk about this
00:06:52just
00:06:54just
00:06:54just a bit more
00:06:55then
00:06:56love you
00:07:13love you too
00:07:16do you feel alright
00:07:36you feel okay
00:07:38yeah
00:07:38you sure
00:07:41love you
00:08:06love you
00:08:09I don't know.
00:08:39I don't know.
00:09:09Are you sure you won't come with?
00:09:18You'll be so busy.
00:09:21I get boring all alone.
00:09:24I think someone should be here in case the card is delivered.
00:09:28True.
00:09:28Then I think I might go out, see what the world has to offer.
00:09:37If you do, leave me a message, okay?
00:09:42So I can worry about you.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:44I've left you some money here.
00:09:54I'll see you later.
00:09:55Have a good day.
00:09:56Yes.
00:10:20Testing.
00:10:21testing okay do you have any stories for my book what kind of stories stories are you prepared
00:10:31or i can ask them a list of stories that dad told me about go ahead and ask from your father's list
00:10:36god rest his soul let's start with the war we went into an air raid shelter my mother your
00:10:43great-grandmother she was shaking sirens wailed and and then there was the sound of a bomb and
00:10:50the man next to us he said i was in a shelter last night with my wife and my little boy
00:10:56and half of it got blown away there was blood in his hair he was all alone that nearly finished my
00:11:04mother you know here we were in this tiny town in england miles from germany from russia from
00:11:12italy from any front lines and this man he had blood in his hair
00:11:19and uh cappuccino
00:11:26Okay.
00:11:56We were riding our bikes to school when the Germans started firing at us.
00:12:01We jumped into a hedge.
00:12:03We were terrified, but afterwards we couldn't stop laughing.
00:12:08It feels now as if I'm the only one who remembers that.
00:12:12It's as vivid to me as if it happened yesterday.
00:12:17Oh, hi, Leonard.
00:12:19It's Jane.
00:12:21I decided to take an impromptu trip to Ischia.
00:12:24Or, um, Ischia, as they pronounce it.
00:12:27See, I'm learning a little bit.
00:12:29Um, anyway, I'll be home later.
00:12:32I hope you have a good day. Bye.
00:12:35Those friends are all dead now.
00:12:38There's no one left.
00:12:40That's one of my regrets, you know.
00:12:43Sometimes I think I should have had more children, not just your father.
00:12:50You're all alone now that your parents are gone.
00:12:53No brothers, no sisters.
00:12:58I'm upsetting you.
00:13:01Let's talk about something else.
00:13:03You want to ask me more boring questions about the war?
00:13:07All right, then.
00:13:08Excuse me.
00:13:10Excuse me.
00:13:11Excuse me.
00:13:12Um, the castle?
00:13:14Castle?
00:13:15Uh.
00:13:16Parlato anglese?
00:13:17No, no, no.
00:13:18No?
00:13:19No, no, no.
00:13:20Um...
00:13:21Castello Oregonese?
00:13:22Ah, andare.
00:13:23Andare?
00:13:24Andare?
00:13:25Andare?
00:13:26Ah, grazie.
00:13:27They'd been shot through the neck.
00:13:30The bullet went in one side and came out the other.
00:13:35And there were all these bomb holes filled with water, and he couldn't tell which was the German side and which was the Allied side.
00:13:42When he came home after something like that, you couldn't really complain to him about anything, now could you?
00:13:49I'm actually going there now.
00:13:51To the castle.
00:13:52You speak English now?
00:13:53Yeah.
00:13:54Why, do you think I was Italian?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:56Yes!
00:13:57That's great.
00:13:58That's cool.
00:13:59Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:00Where are you from?
00:14:02London.
00:14:03No, in America.
00:14:04Come on.
00:14:05Maine.
00:14:06No, shit.
00:14:07I'm from Massachusetts.
00:14:08That's crazy.
00:14:09That's weird.
00:14:10Right?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12Vacation?
00:14:13No.
00:14:14Are you?
00:14:15What?
00:14:16Are you here on vacation?
00:14:17Sorry, I thought you were saying you were on vacation.
00:14:22Me?
00:14:23No.
00:14:24So come on.
00:14:26My husband is working in Naples.
00:14:29What does he do?
00:14:31He is playing in a concert at the end of the night.
00:14:34Cool.
00:14:35What does he play?
00:14:37Viola.
00:14:38Mm-mm-mm.
00:14:39The viola.
00:14:41Any good?
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:44Very.
00:14:47How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
00:14:50You put it in a viola case.
00:14:54Right?
00:14:55That's not funny.
00:14:56What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
00:15:00A coffin has a dead person on the inside.
00:15:03Because viola players are dead?
00:15:05No?
00:15:06Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
00:15:10Because even though you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
00:15:18I can't help it.
00:15:19I've got this weird autistic mind for jokes and I went to this music slash nerd summer camp
00:15:23when I was like ten and I played the triangle.
00:15:25Right.
00:15:26And I'm an only child so, you know, understand.
00:15:31You look too young to be married.
00:15:32You newlywed?
00:15:33No.
00:15:34No.
00:15:35No.
00:15:36No.
00:15:46Stop making me feel like a stalker.
00:15:48Fuck.
00:15:49No.
00:15:50No.
00:15:51No.
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00:16:00No.
00:16:01No.
00:16:02Oh, hey, have you got 50 cents?
00:16:04No.
00:16:05No.
00:16:06No.
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00:16:32No.
00:16:33What brought you out of here today?
00:16:35Fairy.
00:16:36Ha!
00:16:37Fairy.
00:16:38I like it.
00:16:40They have this device down in the basement.
00:16:42It's like a torture cage.
00:16:44They lock you in there until you turn to bones.
00:16:47Can you imagine dying by just sitting there?
00:16:50That would suck.
00:16:57In, like, the 1300s, thousands of families lived in this castle.
00:17:02It doesn't smell pretty bad.
00:17:04All those people crammed onto this rock.
00:17:10Wow.
00:17:11I know.
00:17:12I've been coming here every day and it still gets me.
00:17:15If only we could kill off all the tourists.
00:17:19You're a tourist.
00:17:21No, I'm not.
00:17:23I came out here a few months ago with this volunteer organization
00:17:28dedicated to studying the relic populations of dolphins
00:17:31and whales in the Gulf of Naples.
00:17:34I can't tell if you're joking.
00:17:36I'm dead fucking serious.
00:17:39You know, I just didn't want to go to college and they paid for me to come over.
00:17:43Before connecting flights, a 72-hour plane ride.
00:17:45But, you know, it was worth it.
00:17:47My first time out of the U.S.
00:17:48How old are you?
00:17:49I'm 19.
00:17:50It's my birthday today.
00:17:51Is it really?
00:17:52Uh-huh.
00:17:53Happy birthday.
00:17:54Perfect.
00:17:55Thank you very much.
00:17:56Yeah, so I left the program after, like, a month.
00:17:59Fuck the relic dolphins!
00:18:01I stayed on the island because I have this awesome living situation.
00:18:05I'll tell you the short version.
00:18:06Basically, I used to have ancestors in Ischia, so when I come over, I Facebook this second cousin
00:18:10twice removed.
00:18:11The second cousin twice removed, in case you didn't know, is when one person's great-grandparent
00:18:15is another person's great-great-great-grandparent.
00:18:17I'd love to hear the long version.
00:18:19Sorry.
00:18:20Anyway, so this relative gave me the name of this great uncle who lives on the island,
00:18:24so I show up, he answers the door, and he's like the oldest fucker I've ever seen,
00:18:29easily pushing a hundred.
00:18:31A hundred?
00:18:32Yeah, if not older, he's like deaf and blind and about four feet tall,
00:18:36and he mumbles a couple of things to me in some crazy dialect, ushers me inside,
00:18:40pours me a glass of wine, and leads me to this basement apartment.
00:18:43And, yeah, I never left.
00:19:13Love teaches me to feed on flames and tears.
00:19:41To turn withered hope green through desire.
00:19:46To re-enslave my heart each time love frees his noble face from that heavy disdain.
00:19:54Who is that?
00:19:57Vittoria Colonna.
00:19:59Ah, the woman who lived here.
00:20:02You read that in your guidebook this morning, didn't you, Jane?
00:20:07Sneaky.
00:20:08Yeah, I've decided to learn Italian by committing to memory all the sonnets she wrote to Michelangelo in English and Italian.
00:20:15I thought Michelangelo was gay.
00:20:16Ah, according to history and the muscular thighs of his sculptures, yes, but that didn't stop her from loving him.
00:20:28Let's hear it, then.
00:20:29Let's hear it, then.
00:20:30In Italian.
00:20:31Let's hear the poem.
00:20:32Come on.
00:20:33Come on.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:35Come on.
00:20:36Okay.
00:20:37I'm impressed.
00:20:39You hungry?
00:20:40nutria l'alma. Con secca speme reinvedia la voglia. Lega di nuovo il cor quando
00:20:53l'alma di scioglia segna maggiore la vista, tierra e d'alma.
00:21:05I'm impressed. Thank you. You hungry? Why, you gonna take me out? Yeah.
00:21:18All right then. Okay.
00:21:23Two pastas with the house sauce, please. Red. Red, please. Uh-huh. Grazie.
00:21:32So you're really not gonna tell me what you do?
00:21:39I write freelance articles about parties and fashion trends in town and country UK.
00:21:45There's something else.
00:21:47I'm writing a book about my grandmother's experiences in rural England living through two world wars. I recorded her for hours and hours. But now, I don't know.
00:21:56What don't you know?
00:21:57You wanna listen? A little?
00:21:58Yeah. Yeah, I know it. I love to listen.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:03Yeah. Yeah, I know it. I love to listen.
00:22:09All tangled up.
00:22:10Oh God. Okay.
00:22:11Okay.
00:22:12All tangled up.
00:22:13Oh God. Okay.
00:22:14Awful as it was.
00:22:15Awful as it was.
00:22:16It made you stronger.
00:22:17These days people whine about all the time.
00:22:18Yeah, I know it.
00:22:19I know it.
00:22:20I love to listen.
00:22:21I know it.
00:22:22I love to listen.
00:22:24All tangled up.
00:22:25Oh God.
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:27Awful as it was.
00:22:28It made you stronger.
00:22:29These days people whine about all sorts of things. And I'm not one of those old people who think my time had the only joy and the only problems. We all have our own private wars every era, but I'm not one of those old people who think my time had the only joy and the only problems.
00:22:52We all have our own private wars every era, but it was nothing like. It really brought people together, the war. We helped each other during that time. We had to laugh. We had to smile. Well, if not for ourselves, then for the people we'd lost. I shut that thing off. Would you get it out of my face?
00:23:17That is like, it's like a window in time. The sort of thing you wish you always did before someone died, you know?
00:23:26My husband thinks I'm never going to finish it.
00:23:29I shouldn't care what anyone thinks.
00:23:32We met while I was recording her.
00:23:34Bonding over granny, huh?
00:23:37Make it sound perverse.
00:23:39That's what it was, right?
00:23:41Buongiorno.
00:23:42Buongiorno.
00:23:43Signori.
00:23:44I got pregnant, so we got married.
00:24:01I lost the baby.
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:14It was your degree.
00:24:17Yes, thank you.
00:24:18You can take it away.
00:24:19Yes, thank you.
00:24:29I didn't go back after that to the States.
00:24:31Did you, uh, did you ever hear that story about the Red Strain?
00:24:43I think I might have.
00:24:44Tell me.
00:24:45It's like this Asian proverb says that anyone you're destined to meet, like your soulmate or your family or, you know, someone you bump into on the street, we're all connected by this red string.
00:25:06It can be tangled or stretched, but it can never be broken.
00:25:13There's this moment in the tape, I'm sitting waiting in the airport bar for my flight, and I'm talking into the recorder, rambling on about how I'm about to embark on this amazing adventure and how I'm going to show World War II from a totally different perspective.
00:25:36But?
00:25:46I don't know if it's that interesting.
00:25:49That's the whole point, isn't it?
00:25:53Keeping it interesting for yourself.
00:25:57Maybe.
00:26:00Maybe I just want to write about nothing.
00:26:03Everything is nothing.
00:26:06All the best.
00:26:07Un compleanno.
00:26:08Grazie.
00:26:09Grazie.
00:26:13Make a wish.
00:26:14Oh, yeah.
00:26:16Make it great.
00:26:21Okay.
00:26:25Bravo.
00:26:26Bravo.
00:26:27Hey.
00:26:28Come over here.
00:26:36What do you mean?
00:26:37I'm ready.
00:26:38What?
00:26:39Grab my hand.
00:26:40Wait.
00:26:41Go, go, go.
00:26:42Oh, my God.
00:26:43Oh, my gosh.
00:26:44Oh, no.
00:26:45What?
00:26:46What do you mean?
00:26:47Hey, hey.
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49What?
00:26:50It's the carabinieri!
00:26:51It's the police!
00:26:52No!
00:26:53Hey.
00:26:54Hey.
00:26:55Hey.
00:26:56It's the carabinieri!
00:26:57Hey!
00:26:58Hey!
00:26:59Hey!
00:27:00Hey!
00:27:01Hey!
00:27:02Hey!
00:27:04Hey!
00:27:05We can't go back.
00:27:06Hey!
00:27:07Hey!
00:27:08Hey!
00:27:09Hey!
00:27:10Hey!
00:27:11Hey!
00:27:12Hey!
00:27:13Oh, God!
00:27:15Oh, God!
00:27:17Oh, God!
00:27:23There you go.
00:27:25There you go.
00:27:27It'd make you feel better if I said I said no one day off.
00:27:31Yes, it's true.
00:27:33Yes, it's true.
00:27:35I made the check when I went to the bathroom.
00:27:39You're a whore.
00:27:41You're a whore.
00:27:43You're a whore.
00:27:45Come on, let's go.
00:27:47Quick.
00:27:49Let's go.
00:27:51Why are we still running?
00:27:53I don't know why we're still running.
00:28:07Oh, my gosh.
00:28:11It went up my nose.
00:28:21We come back?
00:28:23Maybe.
00:28:25Maybe is not a no.
00:28:29And since I don't have a phone,
00:28:31you're gonna have to give me your number.
00:28:33For cheap thrills and future crimes committed.
00:28:37No.
00:28:39Fair enough.
00:28:41I've gotta go.
00:28:51Catch a fairy.
00:28:53Hey.
00:28:55Why do violists keep their viola cases on their dashboards?
00:29:09Why?
00:29:19So they can park in handicapped spots.
00:29:23Oh.
00:29:25Happy birthday.
00:29:31Happy birthday.
00:29:35Happy birthday.
00:29:37Happy birthday.
00:30:56Nice.
00:30:58Nice.
00:31:27Jane.
00:31:28Jane.
00:31:29There's some pastries.
00:31:33You still asleep?
00:31:36Jane.
00:31:37Jane.
00:31:38Janey.
00:31:39Got some pastries.
00:31:40You're still asleep?
00:31:41Jane.
00:31:42Janey.
00:31:45Got some pastries.
00:31:51You're still asleep?
00:31:54Jane.
00:32:13Janey.
00:32:19My friends had lots of American boyfriends.
00:32:22And they used to bring us nylon stockings, and chocolates, and all sorts of things.
00:32:27And we used to go to London.
00:32:29We saw Glenn Miller one time.
00:32:33We used to go all over the place.
00:32:36They were wonderful times.
00:32:39I never had an American boyfriend.
00:32:42I liked some of them.
00:32:44They were nice boys, but I didn't want to leave my mum and dad.
00:32:52I wish I had sometimes.
00:32:54You know when you were 19 and the world just felt so open and carefree and full of possibility?
00:33:02You reminded me of that at that time.
00:33:06You were 19 when we met?
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:08I wouldn't have described it as carefree back then, not at all.
00:33:12Well, I felt nostalgia or something for youth.
00:33:16You're not old, Jane.
00:33:18We ran out on the bill.
00:33:21You just ran out? What do you mean you ran out on the bill?
00:33:24Perhaps I'm not explaining it well. It was...
00:33:27It was fun.
00:33:30It was just fun.
00:33:38How was work?
00:33:42The conductor's actually a descendant of Walter Legg, which is fascinating.
00:33:48The three of us should plan a dinner before we leave.
00:33:50I'd like that.
00:33:56Jane?
00:33:57Oh, my God.
00:34:01This is Caleb.
00:34:03Hi.
00:34:04No, no, we were just talking about you.
00:34:05We were?
00:34:06That's so weird.
00:34:07That's it.
00:34:08Please, sit down.
00:34:09Join us.
00:34:10What?
00:34:11I don't know the chances of that.
00:34:14I know, right?
00:34:19I'm obviously going to get back pretty soon.
00:34:21That's okay.
00:34:22I already ate, so I'll just grab a coffee or something.
00:34:33Grab the check, please.
00:34:35In a cafe, play, play?
00:34:42Oh, no, thank you.
00:34:47Jane, you don't smoke.
00:34:50Yes, I do.
00:34:53Sometimes, at parties.
00:34:56You didn't know that.
00:34:58Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:35:02Grazie.
00:35:05Grazie.
00:35:08Italian food's so overrated.
00:35:11I love it.
00:35:13There's no variety.
00:35:14English food, on the other hand...
00:35:16Say what you like about it.
00:35:18There's nothing like a good steak and kidney pie.
00:35:21I went to this party the other day, in this villa, owned by this old, drunk ex-pat.
00:35:27They had, like, a private chef and everything.
00:35:30And, uh, they were serving this, like, loaf of meat covered in sauce with all these other loaves.
00:35:36And this girl came over to me and said it was cat.
00:35:38No.
00:35:39No joke, like, a roasted mommy cat and her kittens.
00:35:44That is disgusting.
00:35:46True story.
00:35:51Why don't you tell Leonard one of your viola jokes?
00:35:55It's...
00:35:56Go on.
00:35:59I'm selling my aunt.
00:36:02Come on, let's hear one.
00:36:07Um...
00:36:09I have one.
00:36:12What is the definition of perfect pitch?
00:36:17What?
00:36:20When you throw a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
00:36:26You didn't just make that up.
00:36:27I did.
00:36:28It's too good.
00:36:28I did.
00:36:29Well, I'm impressed and I'm stealing it.
00:36:32You can pretty much make that joke about any instrument.
00:36:39Do you play anything, Caleb?
00:36:40This and that, you know.
00:36:44Shall we?
00:36:46What, time to go?
00:36:47Already?
00:36:49Yeah, I'm going to get back to work.
00:37:00So what's next on your agenda, Caleb?
00:37:04I'm thinking Tibet.
00:37:06Oh, Tibet, really?
00:37:07Yeah, there's this thing called the Shantan Festival at the end of the summer.
00:37:10Yeah, I've heard about that.
00:37:11That's where the Buddhist monks unroll all the tapestries on the hill, right?
00:37:16The monks, the monks, the monks.
00:37:17It's so pretty.
00:37:20How do you support yourself?
00:37:21You know, a bit of this, a bit of that.
00:37:28All right, then.
00:37:30I'll walk you.
00:37:32Does anybody have a pen?
00:37:33You got a pen?
00:37:34Yeah, I have a pen.
00:37:35I don't know.
00:37:37I have a piece of paper.
00:37:50You guys should definitely come over to the island.
00:37:53I'll take you somewhere fun, you know.
00:37:55Don't knock on the front door.
00:37:56Come around the side.
00:37:56Don't knock on the back.
00:38:00Don't knock on the back.
00:38:05Oh, yes.
00:38:08Masha, here we go.
00:38:11Okay.
00:38:13Ciao.
00:38:21How stoned are you?
00:38:23Come on, man. We should tell him it's not a big deal.
00:38:28So you're saying you smoke back at her?
00:38:31Occasionally.
00:38:32Hey, can we do something fun tonight?
00:38:35Sure.
00:38:39I'm fine from here.
00:38:41Okay.
00:38:42See you after work.
00:38:43Yep. I'll be waiting.
00:39:11Hey.
00:39:12God, you scared me.
00:39:13Are you following me?
00:39:14Maybe.
00:39:15Is that weird?
00:39:16Yeah.
00:39:17I couldn't sleep last night.
00:39:18You told me you were staying near the port so I got the first ferry this morning. I came looking for you. And I can't believe I found you.
00:39:23I can't believe I found you.
00:39:24I can't believe I found you.
00:39:25I can't believe I found you.
00:39:26I can't believe I found you.
00:39:27I can't believe I found you.
00:39:28I can't believe I found you.
00:39:29I can't believe I found you.
00:39:30I can't believe I found you.
00:39:31I can't believe I found you.
00:39:32I can't believe I found you.
00:39:33I can't believe I found you.
00:39:38I can't believe I found you.
00:39:39I can't believe I found you.
00:40:02What are we doing?
00:40:30I think we'll make it out.
00:40:32So sexy and beautiful.
00:40:36I think we'll make it out.
00:40:41I can't do this.
00:40:43I can't do this.
00:40:48I can't.
00:40:49I can't do this.
00:40:50I can't.
00:40:51I can't do this.
00:40:52I can't.
00:40:53I can't do this.
00:40:54I can't do this.
00:40:55I can't.
00:40:56I can't.
00:40:57I can't do this.
00:40:58I can't.
00:40:59I can't do this.
00:41:00I can't.
00:41:01I can't do this.
00:41:02I can't.
00:41:03I can't do this.
00:41:04I can't.
00:41:05I can't.
00:41:06I can't do this.
00:41:07I can't.
00:41:08I can't do this.
00:41:09I can't do this.
00:41:10I can't do this.
00:41:11I can't do this.
00:41:12I can't do this.
00:41:13I can't do this.
00:41:14I can't do this.
00:41:15I can't do this.
00:41:16do you do this a lot what do you do this a lot what do you seduce women is this what you do
00:41:29you need to be less serious
00:41:32don't follow me
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00:43:14stop that thing.
00:43:15I know.
00:43:16You're home early.
00:43:21I'd do deserve that.
00:43:25Can I just make a free husband?
00:43:36Just give me a minute.
00:43:38I'll have a hell of a rest of my day. I've got so much stuff to do.
00:43:44Sorry, darling.
00:43:46Hey, do you still want to do something fun tonight?
00:43:49Yeah, absolutely.
00:43:50I've got some dinner. I thought we'd just stay in here.
00:43:53Two of us.
00:43:55I've just got to work this thing out for tomorrow.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58I'm sorry.
00:44:08I'm sorry.
00:44:38I'm sorry.
00:44:51Leonard.
00:44:55Leonard.
00:44:57Can we talk?
00:45:08Say cheese.
00:45:29Oh, you should kind of be in the middle.
00:45:36Hold on a second.
00:45:48That's what our living room is missing.
00:45:52What did you do?
00:46:10Put my hand over my mouth.
00:46:11You did?
00:46:12What did you do?
00:46:13Just wave.
00:46:14Let's go.
00:46:15Let's go.
00:46:16Let's go.
00:46:17Let's go.
00:46:17Let's go.
00:46:18Let's go.
00:46:19Let's go.
00:46:19Let's go.
00:46:20Let's go.
00:46:21Let's go.
00:46:22Let's go.
00:46:23Let's go.
00:46:24Let's go.
00:46:25Let's go.
00:46:26Let's go.
00:46:27Let's go.
00:46:28Let's go.
00:46:29Let's go.
00:46:30Let's go.
00:46:31Let's go.
00:46:32Let's go.
00:46:33Let's go.
00:46:34Let's go.
00:46:35Let's go.
00:46:36Let's go.
00:46:37I don't know what to do.
00:49:07I think I need to be less serious.
00:49:11Yeah.
00:49:13Will you put my pants on?
00:49:16Okay.
00:53:07You make me feel nervous.
00:53:19You make me feel calm.
00:53:37Want a drink?
00:53:49Want a drink?
00:56:19All night.
00:59:19One little thing.
01:03:49Hi.
01:11:19Hi.
01:14:49J.
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