00:00Okay, okay, okay, here we go.
00:01Yay!
00:02We love you!
00:05Maybe it's time that you get back out there.
00:06Get on the app.
00:07Not with all this serial killer shit happening.
00:09Oh, my God, have you been listening to Mark My Murder?
00:12Oh, my God, yes.
00:13I cannot wait for the next episode.
00:14That probably means somebody dies.
00:16Is that too dark?
00:17Yeah, completely, but I'm right there with you.
00:20Ooh, this is a lot of dudes.
00:23Kyle is marriage material.
00:25And Mitch is sex material.
00:27I'll take you.
00:28Is that make Norman kill material?
00:30Huh, that's not weird at all.
00:32Hey, hey, hey, everybody, she's in an Elf Mary kill right now.
00:35It's the most exciting thing that has ever happened
00:37to me in my life.
00:39Welcome to Mark My Murder.
00:42The Swipe Right Killer.
00:43He's out there, listeners.
00:45There's been another mutt.
00:46All the victims all went on dates for maps.
00:48Any of these guys could legit be swipe right and kill you.
00:51Okay, I'm going to prove none of them are the killer.
00:55How?
00:56Why don't we follow them?
00:57Yes.
00:58Oh, no.
01:03That is a torso if I ever saw one.
01:06I think I'm dating the killer.
01:09So cops are saying he might have a background in forensic science.
01:13I'm doing night classes in forensics.
01:15Oh, okay.
01:16That is, that is sketch.
01:17Yeah.
01:18He also appears to enjoy a nice rosé.
01:21Empty bottles have been found inside each victim's home.
01:24What do you think?
01:25We'll just split a bottle of rosé?
01:26Yeah.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Mm-hmm.
01:29A partial shoe print was left, size 10.
01:33We are going to Cinderella this bitch.
01:35This dude is leaving behind.
01:37No fingerprints.
01:38No fingerprints.
01:39Do you not have fingerprints?
01:40All of the victims.
01:41They were dating multiple people.
01:42Serial killers are always going to die next door types.
01:46I mean, except for Ted Bundy.
01:47He could get it.
01:48Ted Bundy could get it.
01:52This podcast has got all these chicks thinking their online dates are murderers.
01:55Hey wait, what can I do for ya?
01:56It's all good news for you...
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