Mr.Nanny (1993)

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00:00:26Lose me!

00:00:33Kill him!

00:00:37What's that?

00:00:41The Black Horn!

00:00:56The Black Horn!

00:01:02The Black Horn!

00:01:04The Black Horn!

00:01:08Enough!

00:01:13Enough!

00:01:19Enough!

00:01:23I am fine!

00:01:26I am fine!

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00:01:39Black Horn!

00:01:40You're killing them!

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00:02:03All right!

00:02:08Dinner!

00:02:09Sure put up a big fight for such a little guy!

00:02:20Hey, don't give me that sad look!

00:02:23All right!

00:02:25Don't tell any of your friends I did that!

00:02:27Don't let me catch you around here again!

00:02:28What a sucker!

00:02:29I see you still got that killer instinct!

00:02:30How'd you find me Bert?

00:02:31Hey, I'm in the security business now!

00:02:32It's my job!

00:02:33Okay, okay, okay!

00:02:34Your mom told me, all right?

00:02:35Well, I'm glad to see you so thrilled to see me after all these years!

00:02:38Do you mind if I make myself comfortable on this filthy creep?

00:02:39Suit yourself!

00:02:40Okay, look!

00:02:41I just got a call from a major, major new client!

00:02:42He's looking for a bodyguard, and right away I thought of you!

00:02:43Forget it!

00:02:44I'm not a bodyguard!

00:02:45I'm a wrestler, okay?

00:02:46Yeah, hey!

00:02:47Wait, wait!

00:02:48I am a wrestler!

00:02:49Look, I managed you for 15 years, remember?

00:02:50Okay!

00:02:51I've managed you for 15 years, remember?

00:02:52I'm in the security business now!

00:02:53I'm in the security business now!

00:02:54It's my job!

00:02:55Okay, okay!

00:02:56Your mom told me, all right?

00:02:57Well, I'm glad to see you so thrilled to see me after all these years!

00:02:58Do you mind if I make myself comfortable on this filthy creep?

00:02:59Suit yourself!

00:03:00Okay, look!

00:03:01I just got a call from a major, major new client!

00:03:02He's looking for a bodyguard, and right away I thought of you!

00:03:03Forget it!

00:03:04What?

00:03:05I'm not a bodyguard!

00:03:06I'm a wrestler, okay?

00:03:07Yeah, hey, wait, wait!

00:03:08I am a wrestler!

00:03:09Look, I managed you for 15 years, remember?

00:03:11Forget it, Bert!

00:03:12Or did you get head slammed too many times?

00:03:14I'm not a bodyguard!

00:03:15Forget it!

00:03:16I'm telling you, listen to me!

00:03:17You'll make some big bucks and it'll get you out of the ring!

00:03:19Forget it, Bert!

00:03:20By the way, still having those nightmares?

00:03:24Yeah, sometimes.

00:03:27So why'd you pick me?

00:03:29Because I love you like a son!

00:03:32And nobody else will work for me!

00:03:35Yeah, so what'd you do now?

00:03:37Oh man, it's crazy!

00:03:38You bounce a few chicks and right away you're a deadbeat!

00:03:42Yeah, remember the time in Reno when the hotel locked up our clothes?

00:03:46And I had to sneak down the fire escape and a towel?

00:03:49Yeah!

00:03:51We had some fun times back then, didn't we?

00:03:53Nope!

00:03:55I got a bum leg ever since I took a bullet for some big longhead!

00:03:59Hey, wait a minute!

00:04:00It was meant for you, wasn't it?

00:04:02Okay, I owe you my life!

00:04:04I still ain't taking the gig!

00:04:06Oh sure, you'd help some slimy fish, but the guy that saved your life!

00:04:09Ha!

00:04:10That's gratitude for you!

00:04:11Come look!

00:04:12Just let it go, man!

00:04:13Just forget it, will ya?

00:04:14Explain to us how it works, man!

00:04:15You wanna know my secret?

00:04:16Woo!

00:04:17I cook it in the can!

00:04:18Out of the can and into the man!

00:04:19How long has it been since you ate?

00:04:20Just a week!

00:04:21Here!

00:04:22Tell you what, fill in the amount, pay me back when you can!

00:04:26No, no, no, no!

00:04:27I don't want your damn charity!

00:04:28I need a job, not a handout!

00:04:29Look, if I need a job, I need a job, not a handout!

00:04:31If I get this gig, I'm back in business!

00:04:32I'm gettin' old, you know, I ain't gonna have too many more chances!

00:04:50I don't want your damn charity!

00:04:52I need a job, not a handout!

00:04:53Look, if I get this gig, I'm back in business!

00:04:56I'm gettin' old, you know, I ain't gonna have too many more chances!

00:05:00But one thing, I still got my self-respect, all right?

00:05:03So I ain't going to beg.

00:05:05Yeah.

00:05:06Although it always worked before.

00:05:08Hey, Sean, brother, please, man.

00:05:10Oh, man.

00:05:11Help me, help me.

00:05:12No, I hate that.

00:05:13Oh, come on.

00:05:14All right, all right.

00:05:17I'll take the job.

00:05:19Oh, man.

00:05:20This is such an emotional moment.

00:05:23So what else you got to eat?

00:05:24I just want to go fishing in the deep blue sea

00:05:32Because I need a change from my reality

00:05:37This world will beat you down, beat you with a stick

00:05:42You want an ice cream pop?

00:05:45They give you a mood to do

00:05:47I need some time to sort out all this mess

00:05:52I got to feel rough and ready

00:05:54When they're putting it to the cast

00:05:57They were going to call your bluff

00:06:01Good morning, Mr. Mason.

00:06:06Good morning, Jane.

00:06:08Who's the gum, thank you?

00:06:10Uh, yes, Mr. Mason.

00:06:12Betty?

00:06:15I found a typo on page 649, second paragraph, fourth word in.

00:06:19Would you please handle it for me?

00:06:20Frank, where's the bodyguard?

00:06:21Uh, he'll be here in a second, sir.

00:06:23And don't worry.

00:06:25Security is on full alert for any suspicious intruders.

00:06:37All units.

00:06:38Potential intruder.

00:06:39They engage.

00:06:40Roger, we copy.

00:06:45Where do you think you're going?

00:06:47I'm looking for Mr. Mason.

00:06:49Is that so?

00:06:50Get off the bike.

00:06:51What for?

00:06:53Just do it, butthead!

00:06:55Forget it.

00:06:56Are you deaf or just plain stupid?

00:06:59No.

00:06:59I just got a real low tolerance for gorillas in renacop suits.

00:07:03Gorillas, huh?

00:07:05I shouldn't have done that.

00:07:07Hey, you!

00:07:19Hey, you!

00:07:24This is the bodyguard.

00:07:26Uh, terrible mistakes, sir.

00:07:28I'll get rid of him immediately.

00:07:29Wrong.

00:07:31He's incredible.

00:07:32Obviously a real pro.

00:07:33So where's Mason's office?

00:07:42Oh.

00:07:44I bet you've been a bodyguard for a long time.

00:07:47You don't know how long.

00:07:50Here, I want to show you something.

00:07:51Got him.

00:08:01That's our new head of security.

00:08:03The man who hired you.

00:08:05Oh.

00:08:06Hey, buddy.

00:08:07Did you see who hit you?

00:08:08You okay?

00:08:10This is Alex Mason.

00:08:11Ah, Mr. Mason.

00:08:15You've received my message.

00:08:18Yeah, I got it.

00:08:18Now, who the hell are you?

00:08:21Oh, just your average, psychotic, criminal genius.

00:08:25I desire your new computer chip.

00:08:30The one for the peace finder?

00:08:31I told you before, it's not for sale.

00:08:34Everything's for sale.

00:08:36The question is only at what price.

00:08:40You have 24 hours to reconsider.

00:08:44And do take care of your lovely children.

00:08:47Should we call the police?

00:08:51Damn right.

00:08:52This man assaulted me.

00:08:54Hey.

00:08:54Quiet.

00:08:54No police.

00:08:55If any word gets out about this peace finder project, we'll have every crackpot in the world

00:08:59after us.

00:09:00What's the peace finder project?

00:09:01I'm sorry.

00:09:02That's top secret.

00:09:03Look, I'm putting my life on the line.

00:09:05So tell me where I'm out of here.

00:09:06Well, nice meeting you.

00:09:07Okay.

00:09:08Okay, Sean.

00:09:08Okay.

00:09:09But you've got to keep this strictly confidential.

00:09:14Oh, anything about chips?

00:09:15I'm a nacho cheese man myself.

00:09:18I was referring to silicon chips.

00:09:21Of course he doesn't know anything about chips, sir.

00:09:23He's only the bodyguard.

00:09:25Well, all I know is the microchip is the wafer of the chemical element silicon, serving

00:09:30as a semiconductor under which a series of electrical circuits are printed.

00:09:33Very good.

00:09:35Did you know that the chip itself costs only pennies, but the information on this one

00:09:40is worth millions?

00:09:42It's the only one in existence.

00:09:44And you invented it?

00:09:45No, I have a company to run.

00:09:47But I was an inventor, though.

00:09:49I started this whole place in my garage.

00:09:51Come on, Sean.

00:09:52I want to show you something.

00:09:56This is a model of the peace finder.

00:09:59With our little chip, this thing can shoot down any missile of any size fired by any country.

00:10:05Cool.

00:10:05Yeah, it'll make people think twice before they try to start another war.

00:10:09Real cool.

00:10:11Yeah.

00:10:12Come on, I will tell you about your assignment.

00:10:14Cool.

00:10:15No.

00:10:24Here we go.

00:10:26No!

00:10:37No!

00:10:38Oh!

00:10:38coming

00:10:48so i'm supposed to guard the chip not exactly you're supposed to guard my kids

00:10:57oh are you out of your mind i hate kids listen the children have a nanny all you have to do is

00:11:02protect them i'll find someone else sir obviously he's not up for it i didn't say i couldn't do it

00:11:08i mean as long as they got a nanny

00:11:32get down

00:11:58what the hell was that

00:12:02alex kate what happened to miss parker miss kaposky miss parker was last week

00:12:18remember the stairs oh right the broken leg legs apparently miss kaposky had a short search and

00:12:27in a blow dryer oh this is very bad now the agency won't send us any more nannies

00:12:32say what that's why he brought home frankenstein alex

00:12:38is there a phone i could use

00:12:42you're afraid that's smarter than you babysitting was not part of our deal and the security guy

00:12:55hates my guts hey sure fine i guess you gave it a real effort right

00:12:59but do me one last favor what's that go by my house and turn off the gas in my oven

00:13:05why can't you turn it off because my head's gonna be in it

00:13:08okay man cool out just get me a replacement understand

00:13:14what i can't hear you something's wrong with this phone

00:13:18must be the phone coming disconnecting my nervous

00:13:21or maybe i'm dying from starvation

00:13:23nice shot what do you mean nice i was aiming for your wrist what are you doing in my kitchen

00:13:49i'm sean armstrong bodyguard for the kids

00:13:52ha ha miss standing hey why not i've been here four years seen dozens of them come and go

00:13:59but none big as you smarter maybe better looking for sure

00:14:05but none as big here make yourself useful top shelf lurch

00:14:11you survived i'm tough i raised my own four kids by myself

00:14:20what are you doing this is like the roach motel the nannies check in

00:14:28but they don't check out yeah that's not so many names

00:14:33i can handle myself

00:14:41i hope your blue cross is paid up

00:14:46ooo

00:14:50ooo

00:14:57o

00:14:58o

00:14:59o

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00:15:13Oh, my God.

00:15:43Oh, my God.

00:15:49Kids.

00:15:50They're just...

00:15:52John, get her.

00:15:53Here, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy.

00:16:00Kids.

00:16:02Kids won't get rid of the last nanny.

00:16:13He brings home a bodyguard.

00:16:15Yeah.

00:16:16Oh, nice touch.

00:16:19Butter.

00:16:21Can't live without it.

00:16:25Watch the trip, water.

00:16:30All right, now, kids, I'm not pointing any fingers, but I don't want anything to happen to Sean.

00:16:39What could possibly happen?

00:16:51Cute.

00:16:52Sounds like he's gonna hurry.

00:17:01Evening.

00:17:02Oh, good evening.

00:17:03Are you all right?

00:17:05Evening.

00:17:06Oh, good evening.

00:17:07Are you all right?

00:17:08Never better.

00:17:09See, Daddy, it's not so bad eating with us.

00:17:11Of course not, princess.

00:17:12All right.

00:17:13I'll tell you what.

00:17:14After we eat, why don't we all go out and get some ice cream?

00:17:16Yeah!

00:17:17Dad, you're beeping.

00:17:18Incoming fax.

00:17:19Go ahead.

00:17:20See, Daddy, it's not so bad eating with us.

00:17:25Of course not, Princess.

00:17:27All right.

00:17:29I'll tell you what, after we eat, why don't we all go out and get some ice cream?

00:17:33Yeah!

00:17:36Dad, you're beeping.

00:17:38Incoming fax.

00:17:46Go ahead, eat up while you still got teeth.

00:17:49Oh, no, this is all wrong.

00:17:52I'm sorry, guys, we're going to have to take a rain check on the ice cream.

00:17:57We'll call your secretary for an appointment.

00:18:00Come on, Kate.

00:18:01I'm not hungry anymore.

00:18:03What's going on here?

00:18:05Just a typical all-American dysfunctional family.

00:18:09Where's the mom?

00:18:10Passed away two years back.

00:18:12It's been downhill ever since.

00:18:16Here.

00:18:17Next time, I'll just serve it in a bucket.

00:18:19I don't think you like me, Frank.

00:18:41Oh, come on, Mr. Thanatos.

00:18:43What's not to like?

00:18:45Then how do you explain that bodyguard?

00:18:50Oh, him.

00:18:50Huh?

00:18:52See, he works for this jerk, Bert.

00:18:55Bert only hires losers, and that's why I called him.

00:18:58You should know losers, Frank.

00:19:01I will let no man stop me from obtaining that chip.

00:19:07Especially you.

00:19:09Please, sir.

00:19:11I know where he keeps the chip.

00:19:14Huh?

00:19:15And I got this great plan.

00:19:16See?

00:19:16Wrong!

00:19:17Oh.

00:19:17I make the plans.

00:19:25Now tell me everything you know.

00:19:27Don't.

00:19:28Ah!

00:19:30I am a!

00:19:32I am four to eight.

00:19:34At the house.

00:19:35Now I am four.

00:19:36At the house.

00:19:37I am four to eight.

00:19:39At the house.

00:19:40Now I am four.

00:19:41At the house.

00:19:42Look at them, on the streets, Slytherin trips

00:19:51My disease sent from hell on my lips

00:19:55I want you, all your flesh, into fear

00:20:00I'm calling out the mouth

00:20:03Now I'm calling out the mouth

00:20:06I'm calling

00:20:12Excuse me, Mr. Mason

00:20:21I'm very busy right now, Sean

00:20:25I was just wondering, when does a new nanny arrive?

00:20:29Oh, yes, well it seems we may have to look, well, out of state

00:20:34But I'll make it up to you in salary

00:20:36Forget the salary, just get the nanny

00:20:39I'm going to check the grounds and then hit the rack

00:20:42Yeah, some peace and quiet

00:21:09I hate kids

00:21:21I don't want to go to school

00:21:28Why do I have to go to school?

00:21:32You're not wearing your hat

00:21:36Forget it, I'm not the chauffeur

00:21:39Really?

00:21:41Well, let's analyze this

00:21:42We're sitting in the back

00:21:44You're driving

00:21:46We tell you where to go

00:21:48You can pay to drive there

00:21:50We own the car

00:21:51Yep, you're a chauffeur, all right

00:21:54Now put the hat on

00:21:56Or I'll scream

00:21:58Scream all you want

00:22:00No way I'm wearing that thing

00:22:02Drop us off in the corner

00:22:11Hey, this is my old school

00:22:15You trying to tell me you go to public school?

00:22:19Ooh, he can read

00:22:20Our father thinks it builds character

00:22:23But when he finds out that you used to go here

00:22:26Hey, stop, what are you doing?

00:22:29It's hard enough fitting in without everybody knowing we have a Rolls Royce

00:22:33What do you mean?

00:22:34Alex has no friends

00:22:36Like I'm so surprised

00:22:38Class?

00:22:40Class?

00:22:41I told you to make him leave

00:22:43And I told you I'm not leaving

00:22:46Quiet!

00:22:47I'm in charge here

00:22:49Well, if you're in charge here

00:22:50How come nobody listens to you?

00:22:55That's it!

00:22:57Both of you, to the principal's office!

00:23:00Man, some things never change

00:23:02I don't want to go to school!

00:23:06This is my old school!

00:23:12Hey

00:23:13It's still here

00:23:15I said I'm not talking to you

00:23:20S-A-T-S-O-N-D-E-S-A-T-N-D-S-A-N-D-S-A-T-S-A-T-I-S-A-T-S

00:23:33Armstrong?

00:23:35None other.

00:23:36And thanks for not talking to me.

00:23:40Pretty fancy.

00:23:43Must have took an hour.

00:23:45Are you kidding?

00:23:46With that kind of detail,

00:23:48try seven years with a paper clip.

00:23:52Spend a lot of time on the bench, huh?

00:23:56Kate Mason, are you here again?

00:24:00She's with me.

00:24:01Oh, you.

00:24:04Sean Armstrong, class of 64.

00:24:07Armstrong?

00:24:08Not Sean King of Detention Armstrong.

00:24:12Well, it's always nice to have alumni visit.

00:24:16Run along now, Katie.

00:24:20What a lovely child.

00:24:23Who are you kidding?

00:24:24You're supposed to open our door.

00:24:40I think we're getting to him.

00:25:00I can't believe I'm talking to the same Sean Armstrong

00:25:13that I traveled all over this great country with.

00:25:16A man of strength and courage

00:25:17who defeated every vile, vulgar opponent he ever faced.

00:25:20And now, this fearless giant is cowering

00:25:24because of two little innocent children.

00:25:26You want to spend the rest of your life

00:25:28getting your brains kicked in

00:25:29and having those creepy nightmares suit yourself.

00:25:31But let me clue you in on something.

00:25:33Ex-restlers aren't exactly in demand, you know.

00:25:36I mean, who else would want to offer you a career?

00:25:41Electromagnetic.

00:25:42Radio control.

00:25:44You want to see?

00:25:54Okay.

00:25:55Step back.

00:25:56Okay, ready?

00:25:57Crank up that dial.

00:26:00Whoa.

00:26:02You're so smart.

00:26:04So, so bad.

00:26:14Hey, aren't you going to pop some iron?

00:26:21Later.

00:26:24What's all this crap?

00:26:26It's the 90s.

00:26:27I'll program it for you.

00:26:28Get on the seat.

00:26:31What do you weigh?

00:26:33293.

00:26:40I'll get your feet.

00:26:44Somehow, I don't like it when you kids are being nice.

00:26:49When haven't we been nice?

00:26:52Okay, start pedaling when you're ready.

00:26:56Bye, Sean.

00:26:57Have a nice workout.

00:26:59Bye.

00:27:07So, what's your program it for?

00:27:10Just 20 minutes.

00:27:11At 90 miles an hour?

00:27:19Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:21Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:22Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:23Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:24Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:25Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:26Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:27Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:28Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:29Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:30Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:31Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:32Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:33Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:34Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:35Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:36Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:37Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:38Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:39Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:40Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:41Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:42Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:43Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:44Hey, somebody stop this thing.

00:27:45Not a bad workout.

00:28:08Don't do a light one today.

00:28:15Boy, he's strong.

00:28:33You can fix that.

00:28:43I'm out of shape.

00:28:45You know, sometimes you are so immature.

00:29:09Oh, my God.

00:29:15Oh, my God.

00:29:17Oh, my God.

00:29:19Oh, my God.

00:29:21Oh, my God.

00:29:27Oh, my God.

00:29:29Oh, my God.

00:29:31Oh, my God.

00:29:37Oh, my God.

00:29:39Oh, my God.

00:29:41Oh, my God.

00:29:43Oh, my God.

00:29:53Oh, my God.

00:29:55Oh, my God.

00:29:57Huh?

00:30:27Oh

00:30:57It's only the voltage

00:31:05You can't kill him

00:31:06Then crank it up

00:31:08How was your shower?

00:31:21Stimulating

00:31:22Ow!

00:31:26Oops

00:31:27Sorry

00:31:27Don't you think we've done enough?

00:31:31Not till he leaves

00:31:32I don't think he's going to leave

00:31:34And I kind of like him

00:31:36He's not a goody-goody like the nannies

00:31:40I gotta admit

00:31:41He's one tough mother

00:31:42I can't take it anymore

00:31:48And go ahead, quit

00:31:50So what if people call you a panty-wasted candy-ass wussy?

00:31:54Who's gonna know I quit?

00:31:56When I get through spreading the word

00:31:58Everybody puck a butt

00:32:00Congratulations

00:32:02You have made the hall of shame

00:32:05On second thought

00:32:08I gotta stay for my pal Bert

00:32:09No, you gotta stay for the kids

00:32:12Are you nuts?

00:32:14They'll do anything to drive me out of here

00:32:16But you've lasted

00:32:17You can make the difference

00:32:19This family needs a change

00:32:21Maybe it's you

00:32:23You think so?

00:32:24No, not really

00:32:26But hey, it's worth a shot

00:32:28So get tough

00:32:29Hang in there

00:32:30Suck it up

00:32:31I've been sucking it up

00:32:33Here

00:32:35Have some more

00:32:36Thanks

00:32:39Wow

00:32:43Imagine what he could do to your head

00:32:46Alex

00:32:47Kate, I'm home

00:32:49We're in the gym, Dad

00:32:51Wait till he sees what we did

00:32:53Hi

00:32:55What happened?

00:33:03We destroyed the bike, wrecked the room and almost killed Sean

00:33:06Yeah

00:33:06Are you gonna punish us?

00:33:08This is a new approach

00:33:10Well, what for?

00:33:11Sean looks fine

00:33:12And there's nothing here that can't be fixed

00:33:14I gotta go make some calls before dinner

00:33:18What?

00:33:19What?

00:33:20Case closed

00:33:21Now, if you'll just excuse me

00:33:22Excuse me, Mr. Mason?

00:33:24You mean to tell me you're not gonna do anything about this?

00:33:26Well, I'd like to discuss this with you, Sean, but I'm too busy

00:33:29Yeah, and you wonder why your kids are a mess

00:33:31You can't say that

00:33:32You don't know what it's like raising kids alone

00:33:36I feel real sorry you lost your wife, man

00:33:38But if you can't give these kids what they need

00:33:40Get rid of them

00:33:42I guess he really doesn't care about us

00:33:49Okay, here we go

00:34:05All right, here we go

00:34:07Okay

00:34:08Come on, baby

00:34:09It's okay, it's okay

00:34:16I'll just clear this

00:34:17It's not a problem

00:34:20Four, five, six

00:34:21Nine, eight, seven

00:34:24That's the one

00:34:24He's clear

00:34:26It's okay

00:34:27Damn it

00:34:28I already changed the combination

00:34:29This is becoming tiresome, Frank

00:34:32I'll do it again

00:34:33I'm beginning to get a headache

00:34:35Let me see

00:34:36One

00:34:37How did she move?

00:34:40Okay

00:34:52Stupid

00:34:54Very stupid

00:34:56Now I'm getting a migraine

00:34:59Do not worry, Herr Thanatos

00:35:01It's empty, Frank

00:35:15Why am I not surprised?

00:35:20He must have taken it with them

00:35:22Sir, this was not my idea

00:35:25No, no

00:35:25Your plan, sir

00:35:26Not my plan

00:35:27Ah, great

00:35:28The cops, now the cops are gonna be here

00:35:30Listen, hon

00:35:30You with the vest

00:35:31Can you just give me a little love pat

00:35:32Right here

00:35:33Just so the cops don't get suspicious

00:35:34It's pleasure

00:35:36No, no, Wolfie

00:35:37It's okay

00:35:37No

00:35:38Oh, my head

00:35:43Oh, my head

00:35:45The pressure

00:35:47The pressure

00:35:49The pressure

00:35:58The pressure

00:35:59Okay, children, don't run

00:36:03That's good

00:36:05Don't run

00:36:06I was fascinated

00:36:08Mason

00:36:15Mason, where are you going?

00:36:17We were looking for you

00:36:18Gee, is it three o'clock already?

00:36:21Shut up, Wolfie

00:36:22Alex

00:36:23We missed you this morning

00:36:25Didn't you hear us calling?

00:36:28Or was that you guys?

00:36:29Cut the crap, hand it over

00:36:31But I spent my money on lunch

00:36:32Ow

00:36:35Mason, Mason

00:36:38You weren't straight with us

00:36:40That'll cost you 50 bucks

00:36:42Then we can be friends again

00:36:44I hate boys

00:36:45You'll only make it worse

00:36:48How often does this happen?

00:36:50Just once a day

00:36:51What a win

00:36:57You said it

00:36:58Don't say a word

00:37:01He's very sensitive

00:37:03Hey, weenie

00:37:05You want Sean to kick their butt?

00:37:07Shut up

00:37:08See?

00:37:11I told you he's sensitive

00:37:12You know, Alex

00:37:22I saw what happened back there

00:37:24Mind your own business

00:37:25I could show you a few things

00:37:27About defending yourself

00:37:28Can it, Mr. Babysitter?

00:37:30I don't want your stupid help

00:37:31Frank

00:37:46Check out Frank

00:37:47I'm glad you're out of the hospital

00:37:49So who were they?

00:37:55Did you get a look at them?

00:37:58Did you?

00:37:59Well, obviously they're after the chip

00:38:01I'll have to move up the

00:38:02Washington trip tonight

00:38:05I'll leave tonight

00:38:06I'll make

00:38:12Arrange myself

00:38:15Thank you, Frank

00:38:16Thank you

00:38:17I'm sorry

00:38:20I'm sorry

00:38:21I hope you feel better

00:38:22Wait

00:38:34You didn't have to be so mean

00:38:50First you heat them up

00:38:51Then you cool them down

00:38:53Just what are you up to?

00:38:56Nothing much

00:38:57Just 50 gallons of FD&C

00:38:59Red dye number two

00:39:00Oh, Alex

00:39:02Not the pit of blood

00:39:04Naturally

00:39:04What's the big deal?

00:39:06Just maybe we've done enough

00:39:08That's all

00:39:09And he's really not that bad

00:39:11All nannies are bad

00:39:13It's in the job description

00:39:15He's not nanny

00:39:17He told me himself

00:39:18Okay, look

00:39:19I'll make a deal with you

00:39:20If he survives a pit of blood

00:39:22I'll call a truce

00:39:24Well

00:39:25Promise?

00:39:27Promise

00:39:28But I'll need your help

00:39:29Deal?

00:39:31Come on

00:39:32Hey, let's sell the compost heap

00:39:34In this time, too

00:39:35I'll get the seaweed

00:39:36Oh

00:39:54What'd you do that for?

00:39:56For making a mess, Porky

00:39:58You could've just asked me to clean it up

00:40:00Sure, but

00:40:02Where's the fun in that?

00:40:05Help, Jack!

00:40:06Help me!

00:40:07Ignore it!

00:40:08Don't worry

00:40:09I wouldn't lift a finger

00:40:10To help those brats

00:40:11Help, Jack!

00:40:13I can't

00:40:14Oh, my God!

00:40:17Sucker!

00:40:19I'm coming!

00:40:21Hold on!

00:40:24Oh, no, you don't!

00:40:26Oh, no, you're going back!

00:40:28One vote less

00:40:29And Adam miscalculated

00:40:31His inertial torque

00:40:32But genius prevailed

00:40:34Wow

00:40:38Now all I need is a couple of horns

00:40:40A pitchfork

00:40:41And a pointy tail

00:40:42That

00:40:43Is

00:40:44It

00:40:46That's it

00:40:51I've had it

00:40:52From now on

00:40:53You're going to act right

00:40:54Cause I

00:40:55Ain't

00:40:56Leaving

00:40:57Told you so

00:40:58Shut up

00:40:59You know, I don't care if you're tall

00:41:01Sit down

00:41:02You don't

00:41:04You don't have to go ballistic

00:41:05Yes, I do

00:41:07No more games

00:41:08No more tricks

00:41:09You're going to sit here

00:41:10Until I tell you to get up

00:41:12Sit down

00:41:16Oops, trip wire

00:41:21And flower

00:41:24I mean it

00:41:27Good night, Harry

00:41:38Are you okay?

00:41:51What happened?

00:41:53Nothing I couldn't handle

00:41:54I see

00:41:55Well, anyway, I'm glad you're still here

00:41:59Especially after our talk last night

00:42:00I got a job to do

00:42:02And I'm doing it

00:42:03Good, we need you

00:42:04There was a break-in at the plant

00:42:05I want to double security

00:42:08For the next 48 hours

00:42:10While I'm out of town

00:42:11Okay, I'll call my boss

00:42:12No, fine

00:42:12Where are the kids?

00:42:13Hi, Alex

00:42:29Hi, Kate

00:42:30We're being punished

00:42:33I can see that

00:42:36What did you do?

00:42:40I got mad

00:42:41Well

00:42:42It's all right if they hate you

00:42:45Because you're not their father

00:42:46Hey, as long as you're fair

00:42:48They'll respect you

00:42:49Look, I know my kids

00:42:50They don't respect anybody

00:42:52Okay, you can get up now

00:42:55Oh, thank you, sir

00:42:57Thank you, sir

00:42:58I guess I was wrong

00:43:03Oh, yes, thank you, sir

00:43:12Your immenseness

00:43:13Mr. Sean Armstrong, sir

00:43:16King among men

00:43:17God among mortals

00:43:19Crème de la crème

00:43:20What?

00:43:23So you couldn't handle it by yourself, huh?

00:43:26Get up, me

00:43:26Give me

00:43:27Give me

00:43:27Oh, what?

00:43:29Nothing, nothing, yeah

00:43:30Come on

00:43:30Never felt better

00:43:31Huh?

00:43:32Give me

00:43:32Get up

00:43:33Ah!

00:43:34Come on

00:43:34I'll see you tomorrow

00:43:36Get out of here

00:43:37Take it

00:43:38Take it

00:43:39Yeah

00:43:40You gonna be in here long?

00:43:56Yep

00:43:57On your room for two

00:44:02Don't have to be rude

00:44:04Don't have to be rude

00:44:06All you really got to have is

00:44:09You know, uh

00:44:11Most people lift the weights

00:44:14I knew that

00:44:15Yeah

00:44:16Look, if you're getting ready for a fight

00:44:19All you need is attitude

00:44:21Not muscles

00:44:22Ha!

00:44:23That's easy for you to say

00:44:25When you're the size of a redwood

00:44:27Hey, I was a big kid

00:44:29But I still get whipped every day

00:44:31My old man never taught me how to take care of myself

00:44:34Never taught me nothing

00:44:36So then how'd you get him to stop beating on you?

00:44:39I graduated

00:44:41Oh

00:44:42Then this little guy, Bert

00:44:44He taught me attitude

00:44:45Ooh, and the rest is history

00:44:48Okay, teach me

00:44:54Please

00:44:56Feet apart

00:45:00Weight forward

00:45:02Not try again

00:45:04You're too tight

00:45:05Remember

00:45:06Loose but ready

00:45:07Okay

00:45:08Loose but ready

00:45:09Yeah

00:45:09Got it

00:45:11Ah, boy

00:45:13No

00:45:15If somebody swings, you're dead

00:45:16Drop your hands by your side

00:45:18Relax your shoulders

00:45:20I just feel a little awkward

00:45:24I know

00:45:25But nobody else will

00:45:26Remember

00:45:27Shh

00:45:28You're bad

00:45:29I'm bad

00:45:31Yeah

00:45:32I'm bad

00:45:33Yeah

00:45:33I'm super bad

00:45:35Oh, yeah

00:45:35You're on bad age

00:45:36All right

00:45:37Yeah

00:45:37You're bad

00:45:38Attitude view

00:45:40Wait a minute

00:45:42Where are you going?

00:45:43Daddy

00:46:07It's just me

00:46:09I can't sleep

00:46:15Do whatever you did last night

00:46:17I couldn't sleep then either

00:46:19You must have slept sometime

00:46:27Yeah

00:46:29Sure

00:46:31My mommy was here

00:46:33Before she went to heaven

00:46:36Oh

00:46:38You know

00:46:47I lost my dad when I was a kid

00:46:51But, uh

00:46:53I don't think he went to heaven

00:46:55You mean he went to

00:46:58Oh

00:47:03Mommy used to sing me a song

00:47:07Could you sing it to me?

00:47:11I don't know those kind of songs

00:47:13I could teach it to you

00:47:15Speed, Bonnie, boat

00:47:19Like a bird on the wing

00:47:22Onward the sailors cry

00:47:28Carry the lad

00:47:32Who was born to be king

00:47:36Over the sea to sky

00:47:41Hey, wake up!

00:47:44I'm awake

00:47:45Then sing

00:47:47I've got a terrible voice

00:47:50Sing

00:47:52All right

00:47:53But I've got to sing my own song

00:47:55Twinkle, twinkle, little star

00:48:02How I wonder what you are

00:48:06Up above the world so high

00:48:09Like a diamond in the sky

00:48:12Twinkle, twinkle, little star

00:48:16How I wonder what you are

00:48:20Up above the world so high

00:48:25Frank, what are you doing here?

00:48:37Extra security, good

00:48:39Is Harry out in the limo?

00:48:40Uh-huh

00:48:41Harry is sick

00:48:45You know, that's odd

00:48:47Usually Harry calls me himself

00:48:49Oh, your anticipation is impressive

00:48:54Blew his lunch in the garage

00:48:57Okay, I'll get my bags

00:49:01It worked

00:49:11You have to kiss Dolly

00:49:13I don't kiss Dolly's

00:49:15You're gonna wake me up

00:49:17Don't tell anybody I did that

00:49:24Dolly likes you

00:49:26Would you take care of her for the night?

00:49:28No way

00:49:29What?

00:49:31All right, all right

00:49:32Sean

00:49:46Let me see the doll

00:49:59What, you want to kiss her too?

00:50:05What?

00:50:06Oh, you mean for Kate

00:50:07Yeah, right

00:50:07Well, it sure wasn't for me

00:50:08Listen, uh, Sean

00:50:11I didn't get a chance to say goodbye

00:50:12So could you tell the children I love them?

00:50:15Why don't you tell them?

00:50:18You mean right now?

00:50:19Yeah

00:50:20You got something more important to do?

00:50:21Yes, as a matter of fact, I

00:50:23No, I don't

00:50:28Good

00:50:29But don't forget

00:50:31This may be where it starts

00:50:33But it ain't where it ends

00:50:34Hey, Sean, I was thinking that we could

00:51:00Oh, hi, Dad

00:51:02What are you doing here?

00:51:04I came to say goodnight

00:51:05Is that so surprising?

00:51:08Well, frankly, yes

00:51:10Gee, my old workplace looks great

00:51:18With all your inventions on it

00:51:20You know, I really miss it

00:51:25I can't make up for the past

00:51:36But I'm going to change, Alex

00:51:37I promise

00:51:39I can help

00:51:42If you just listen to me once in a while

00:51:44Okay?

00:51:49I love you, Alex

00:51:52I love you, too

00:51:53Mr. Mason

00:52:01Sorry to bother you, but

00:52:04I'm supposed to take care of Dolly tonight

00:52:07Oh, yeah

00:52:08Oh, well, take very, very good care of her

00:52:11You bet

00:52:12Sean

00:52:14Thanks for everything

00:52:17Katie

00:52:25I love you, Katie

00:52:35Again

00:52:36I love you, Katie

00:52:42I've never stopped loving you

00:52:45I love you, Daddy

00:52:48He missed the turn to the airport

00:53:08Driver

00:53:08Sit back

00:53:12Enjoy the ride

00:53:14Your Thanatos has planned a very full evening for you

00:53:18Thanatos?

00:53:20Is that the sicko who's been

00:53:22Oh, God

00:53:24Frank, Frank, don't just sit there, Frank

00:53:28Frank

00:53:29I work for Mr. Thanatos

00:53:35How could you do that?

00:53:39What?

00:53:41Money

00:53:41You fool

00:53:43He'll get rid of you the moment

00:53:44The moment you have outlived your usefulness

00:53:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming

00:54:08I said I was coming

00:54:11Good dog

00:54:13Mama

00:54:17How would you like that cane up your nose?

00:54:21Sean

00:54:22Hey, Bert, great to see you

00:54:23Hey, great to see you too, old buddy

00:54:26Hey, give me 20 bucks for the cabin, quick

00:54:28Keep the change

00:54:33Gee, a whole quarter

00:54:37A quarter?

00:54:38Give me that

00:54:39This ain't Christmas

00:54:41So, who's the baby?

00:54:45Corrine, meet my pal Bert

00:54:46Ooh, the dynamic duo

00:54:48Wimpy and gimpy

00:54:50She's in a good mood today

00:54:52God, who's this?

00:54:56Alex, Kate, Bert Wilson

00:54:59Oh, the brats

00:55:00You're too old for a bodyguard

00:55:03And you're too little to have such a big mouth

00:55:06I hope you're giving us a golden age discount, Gramps

00:55:10Hey, kids, show some respect

00:55:11Bert saved my life

00:55:13That's right

00:55:14I took a bullet right here for this guy

00:55:16Nicked an artery

00:55:17You should have seen the blood pumping out

00:55:19Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom

00:55:21Nearly hit the ceiling

00:55:23Ew

00:55:24Cool

00:55:25Anyway, a long time ago

00:55:27This creep named Tommy Thanatos

00:55:29He tried to get me and Bert to rig a prestigious sporting event

00:55:33The World Series?

00:55:35Close

00:55:36Anyway, me and Bert refused

00:55:38Thanatos lost a lot of money

00:55:40And then after the event

00:55:42Ah, nice match, champ

00:55:45Now we can pay the hotel and get your clothes back

00:55:48Man, you sure know how to take the glow off winning

00:55:51I ordered you to throw that match

00:55:56You've cost me money

00:55:58Big money

00:55:59Oh, yeah?

00:56:00Bigger than your hair?

00:56:01We don't throw matches

00:56:02That's right

00:56:03Of course, if you were soaked in some gasoline

00:56:05We might throw matches

00:56:06The flaming kind

00:56:08And with that fireball on top of your head

00:56:09You'd make one hell of a torch

00:56:11First you defy me?

00:56:16Then you mock my hair?

00:56:18You're dead

00:56:20Look out

00:56:23Get out of my way

00:56:35He's mine

00:56:48Must have hit him pretty hard

00:57:05He landed head first in the swimming pool

00:57:08At the hotel next door

00:57:09Must have made a killer splash

00:57:11Nah, the pool was empty

00:57:12It would have killed him

00:57:13But his hair cushioned the fall

00:57:15Of course, they couldn't scrape up all of his brain goo

00:57:18But at least he got a metal plate in the slammer

00:57:20Wow, he really did save his life

00:57:23What can you do now, Pappy?

00:57:26What can I do now?

00:57:37Okay, he'll do

00:57:39I'll take you to class

00:57:44No way

00:57:45I want to see Alex

00:57:47Get what?

00:57:48Yo, Alex

00:57:49Did Sean share his invincible psych-out technique with you?

00:57:52Yeah

00:57:52Forget it

00:57:53Those little guys need a backup

00:57:55Primitive but effective

00:57:58Like me and Sean

00:57:59Thanks

00:57:59But I'm fine

00:58:01I know, I know

00:58:01Too bloody

00:58:02You want something more subtle

00:58:04Blackjack

00:58:05One good bop on the head

00:58:07And his brain's all over the sidewalk

00:58:09No, really, I'm fine

00:58:10Too messy, I know

00:58:11Okay

00:58:12How about a little mace in the face, huh?

00:58:15They'll be puking like a bunch of dogs

00:58:17No

00:58:18All right, all right

00:58:19Last resort

00:58:20Classic lead pipe

00:58:24Good for one-on-one

00:58:26Or as a weapon of mass destruction

00:58:28Thanks, Bert

00:58:30But I'm covered

00:58:31Okay, suit yourself

00:58:33Hey

00:58:43Richie Rich got smart

00:58:45Figures will be nicer

00:58:47If we don't have to chase him

00:58:49Right, Alexander?

00:58:50Wrong

00:58:51What?

00:58:52You heard me

00:58:52No more money

00:58:54Oh

00:58:54Well, I guess we'll have to leave you alone, then

00:58:57No hard feelings

00:58:58Give me your wallet, Twerve

00:59:00That's not fair

00:59:02He's gotta do it on his own

00:59:03Oh

00:59:05Did Mommy put this on a string

00:59:08So Alex wouldn't lose any more money?

00:59:10Don't you talk about my mother!

00:59:11What you gonna do?

00:59:13Let's get out of here

00:59:24Besides, even this time

00:59:47Yes, sir?

00:59:48Yes, sir

00:59:50Excellent

00:59:57Ninety seconds, sir Thanatos

01:00:00All right

01:00:02Raise him

01:00:03Oh, I do enjoy a good round of torture as much as the next fellow

01:00:25I truly do

01:00:27I truly do

01:00:27But time is pressing

01:00:30The chip, Mr. Mason

01:00:32I must have it

01:00:33I have spent years of my life on that peace finder

01:00:37I am not about to turn it over to some psycho

01:00:40Oh

01:00:41Let's not engage in name-calling

01:00:45I am just a businessman

01:00:49Like you

01:00:50My work

01:00:52Is my life

01:00:53Of course

01:00:55Some days are more satisfying than others

01:00:59Let's cut to the chase

01:01:03Everyone has a price

01:01:05Name yours

01:01:06Forget it!

01:01:09Oh

01:01:10My mistake

01:01:11I thought you were a reasonable man

01:01:14But no

01:01:14You won't even negotiate

01:01:16So I'll name your price

01:01:19Alex

01:01:21Alex, Junior

01:01:22And Kate

01:01:23You pick!

01:01:24You pick!

01:01:26You pick!

01:01:27Judging by a response

01:01:29I should have done this a long time ago

01:01:31Oh

01:01:32Oh

01:01:33Do you want one lump or two?

01:01:45There's nothing in there

01:01:47It's called

01:01:49Pretend

01:01:50Well then I'll take two

01:01:54How have you spilled it?

01:02:05I'm really sorry

01:02:05I'm nothing but a big klutz

01:02:09I always have been

01:02:11All the other kids made fun of me

01:02:14You don't have to be that way

01:02:17I could teach you

01:02:18Really?

01:02:20Sure

01:02:21But you gotta do everything I say

01:02:24Try it again

01:02:28Thumb and forefinger

01:02:30And get that pinky up

01:02:39Hey, hey

01:02:47That is an insult to the chef

01:02:52Maybe the chef needs a little spice

01:02:54Well maybe you'd like a ketchup bottle down your throat

01:02:58Whoa

01:02:58Sexual energy is so thick in here

01:03:00I could cut it with a knife

01:03:01I think maybe I'm too young for this conversation

01:03:07That's a smart boy

01:03:09Reminds me of me when I was a kid

01:03:11Except he's smart, rich, and good looking

01:03:16True

01:03:16But I still got time

01:03:18No ponytails

01:03:23Just trust me on this

01:03:25You should have seen the flame shoot of that sucker

01:03:35Damn

01:03:36And I used to think all you Einsteins were weenies

01:03:38It's fairly basic

01:03:40Whoa

01:03:41What have we here?

01:03:42An electrified toilet seat

01:03:44Sheer brilliance

01:03:46It's nothing, really

01:03:47But it does compliment the poison ivy toilet paper

01:03:52Oh, and you say you aren't a genius, huh?

01:03:56Hey, hey

01:03:57Why don't you guys carry guns?

01:04:09I lost my license

01:04:11Can't you get it back?

01:04:12Well, you see, once you shoot the examiner in the foot

01:04:15It gets a lot tougher

01:04:16But any two-bit weenie can carry a gun

01:04:19That don't make you tough

01:04:20Tough is taking on a fight you can't win

01:04:23Tough is getting kicked in the head

01:04:26And asking for more

01:04:27Tough is a 300-pound man in tights

01:04:31Keep the back straight

01:04:39Make the arms a bow

01:04:42Now, Ben

01:04:46Burt

01:04:51Lovely to see you

01:04:53You look positively effervescent

01:04:56May I offer you tea?

01:04:58Perhaps a watercress sandwich

01:05:00Knock it off

01:05:02And get out of that thing

01:05:03You mean my leotard?

01:05:07Ah, the ballet

01:05:08It enhances grace

01:05:10I'm a changed man

01:05:12Put me down, you clut

01:05:16I'm not a clutz anymore, Burtynski

01:05:18He's not as far along as I thought

01:05:24Darn, I should tell you when I should have plied

01:05:32Didn't I used to say a hotel room with you?

01:05:37Don't move

01:05:37Take cover

01:05:40Oops

01:05:41Look, it's a big, girly man

01:05:53What do you want, scuzzbucket?

01:05:56We have come to play with the children

01:05:59Over my dead body

01:06:01Make that two dead bodies

01:06:02First one to move gets a facelift

01:06:06You dirtbag

01:06:08Why, you miserable

01:06:17Such f**k

01:06:19Who's got you, but you

01:06:27Open your door

01:06:31I don't know who you think you are

01:06:34But you ain't getting no shot in the rocket

01:06:36No, we're not going to do this

01:06:39I don't care if I'm going to fall

01:06:40You always pick up there

01:06:42And now it is my turn, yeah

01:06:48Get the alarm

01:06:51Here, take my wallet

01:07:18Come on, there's ten grand

01:07:19Come on

01:07:31Nobody's going to do this

01:07:32Let me go

01:07:36Bye

01:07:38Bye

01:07:40Bye

01:07:41Bye

01:07:42Goodbye

01:07:53Somebody help us!

01:07:59Hello!

01:08:00Quiet, children.

01:08:03Your well-being rests in my hands now.

01:08:07Any more noise, it just shoots him.

01:08:12What about him?

01:08:16Business before pleasure.

01:08:23Daddy!

01:08:37Dad!

01:08:38Kate?

01:08:39Alex, did they hurt you?

01:08:41Not yet!

01:08:44You bastard!

01:08:45Doody head!

01:08:46Scum sucker!

01:08:49Bert?

01:08:51Bert Wilson?

01:08:53What a delightful bonus!

01:08:56Thanatos!

01:08:57I should have known!

01:08:58Who else would kidnap little children?

01:09:01Thanatos?

01:09:02That's what happened to his head.

01:09:05Cool.

01:09:05Who's that?

01:09:06That's Sean's friend Bert.

01:09:09Sean Armstrong?

01:09:12My, my.

01:09:13Imagine.

01:09:16Revenge and ill-gotten wealth all in one night.

01:09:20I'm positively tingling.

01:09:23So who goes first?

01:09:26Don't you touch them.

01:09:28You can have the chip.

01:09:30But first you've got to let them go.

01:09:33You're hardly in a position to negotiate.

01:09:37However,

01:09:38once I have it,

01:09:42you and your family may leave.

01:09:45But not Bert!

01:09:46He cost me my hair.

01:09:54I had beautiful hair.

01:09:57Thick.

01:10:00Lustrous.

01:10:03Manageable hair.

01:10:04You are going to die a slow and agonizing death!

01:10:17You ever consider going to an auto parts store

01:10:19and getting a bumper guard for that chrome?

01:10:22Why, you!

01:10:24Kidnapping children,

01:10:25hitting an old man,

01:10:26you really come up in the world!

01:10:28Shut up!

01:10:28I'm getting a headache!

01:10:31Oh, don't wig out!

01:10:32I couldn't hear you!

01:10:34Shut up!

01:10:36Shut up!

01:10:37Now where is it?

01:10:39Before I change my mind!

01:10:42It's right, it's...

01:10:42It's right in Chandra!

01:10:44Alex.

01:10:44You rat.

01:10:45I think there's hope for this family yet.

01:10:54Roger, Unit 32.

01:10:565, Charlie 10.

01:11:02Do you mind?

01:11:04Yeah.

01:11:05Could be a ransom call.

01:11:06They get your thumb out of your butt

01:11:07and fetch your lieutenant.

01:11:09I am the lieutenant.

01:11:11God save us all.

01:11:13Hello, Mason residence.

01:11:16All right.

01:11:17Hold on.

01:11:19It's for you, Alex.

01:11:22Go ahead, it's me.

01:11:24Lieutenant!

01:11:26What a nice, fresh donut.

01:11:28The toilet seat.

01:11:30We hid the chip inside.

01:11:32On my workbench.

01:11:33Next to my wallet.

01:11:37Bring it to the 3rd Street Dock.

01:11:40You have to come alone.

01:11:42It's Danico's!

01:11:44Ow!

01:11:44Alex!

01:11:45Very stupid!

01:11:47Yeah, you take a swan dive into an empty pool

01:11:49and I'm stupid!

01:11:51I'm so proud of you.

01:11:52Oh, how touching.

01:11:54Like the family I never had.

01:11:57And never wanted.

01:12:00Wolfgang, tie them up!

01:12:02Wait.

01:12:02No!

01:12:03No!

01:12:04No!

01:12:05No!

01:12:06No!

01:12:07I'm going after him.

01:12:08How?

01:12:09You're just a wrestler.

01:12:11What?

01:12:12Who told you?

01:12:13I saw you wrestle Trick McGraw last year.

01:12:16Why didn't you say something?

01:12:17Gus, I was desperate for those kids and I had a gut feeling about you.

01:12:24I gotta go.

01:12:25I've got no choice.

01:12:27You bring that family back safe or you will have to answer to me.

01:12:33You might as well bring that scroungy, bull-headed old gas bag back, too.

01:12:38I'll go get him.

01:12:40Cover me.

01:12:41I'm going out Alex's window.

01:12:45Lieutenant!

01:12:47Let me tell you what happened.

01:12:49Now they broke in here three of them.

01:12:51Where did they go?

01:13:02What's he doing?

01:13:11What the hell's going on?

01:13:13What the hell's going on?

01:13:20That'll blow you away.

01:13:22Sorry.

01:13:23Gotta get those brakes checked.

01:13:24Get up.

01:13:26Easy.

01:13:27All I'm carrying is a wallet.

01:13:32Base 2, Scalab 1.

01:13:42What is your location?

01:13:50I do not answer.

01:13:53Okay, Captain Scumbucket.

01:13:55Where am I going?

01:13:56Pull it, archer.

01:13:58North.

01:13:59Knew you'd see it my way.

01:14:02As soon as we have the chip,

01:14:30kill them all.

01:14:34You lie.

01:14:36So sue me.

01:14:42Which way?

01:14:43That way!

01:14:44How many number 53 markers are there in Biscayne Bay?

01:14:48One, obviously.

01:14:49Then why'd we pass it twice?

01:14:51I'll kill you for that!

01:15:09I'll kill you for that!

01:15:15I'll kill you.

01:15:31I'll kill you.

01:15:32Adios.

01:15:51Hey.

01:15:52Bingo.

01:15:56They're coming in.

01:15:57The anticipation is almost too much to bear.

01:16:03So is your breath.

01:16:06Now we know who's the first to die!

01:16:18Think you'll be here by now?

01:16:23Hey, come on!

01:16:27What is taking so long?

01:16:33Why do you not answer?

01:16:34Come in!

01:16:35I won't tolerate ineptitude!

01:16:39Keep trying!

01:16:40Come in!

01:16:41Come in!

01:16:42There must be something wrong.

01:16:44Freeze!

01:16:45My, my!

01:16:47I expected a more dramatic entrance from a man who wrestled at the West Memphis Park Pavilion.

01:17:01Eh, we won in West Memphis!

01:17:04But not tonight!

01:17:06They would fight!

01:17:07YAAAH!

01:17:08You stupid!

01:17:14YAAAH!

01:17:15YAAAH!

01:17:16YAAAH!

01:17:17YAAA-YAAAH!

01:17:18YAAAH!

01:17:19YAAAH!

01:17:21YAAAH!

01:17:23YAAAH!

01:17:24YAAAH!

01:17:25YAAAAAH!

01:17:26Oh

01:17:41Just shoot them out

01:17:56Unlike you, Armstrong

01:18:08I never lose

01:18:11Now your friends can help you die

01:18:26Oh

01:18:28They ain't here

01:18:30Help them

01:18:32Dad

01:18:34I hate you, let him go

01:18:36Let him go

01:18:38Let him go

01:18:48You shouldn't do that

01:18:50I'm trying to watch

01:18:52Cause you shouldn't have hit a kid

01:18:56We are

01:18:58Oh

01:19:00Oh

01:19:02Oh

01:19:04Oh

01:19:06Oh

01:19:09Oh

01:19:15Notice

01:19:18We're

01:19:20I

01:19:22Holl

01:19:23マー

01:19:25I'm sworn to prevent this trick.

01:19:32Hang out, Wolfie baby.

01:19:35One move and I will destroy the chip!

01:19:41There's no chip in there, dork brain!

01:19:47You lied.

01:19:49So sue me!

01:19:52Alex, stop it!

01:19:58You screwed up my hair!

01:20:01Now, it's payback time!

01:20:04I will not be denied my pleasure.

01:20:10It's gonna kill him!

01:20:12Do something, Daddy!

01:20:13A transformer!

01:20:16We can generate electricity!

01:20:17A superconducting magnetic beam!

01:20:19Like we did to Ms. Callahan!

01:20:21What?!

01:20:22The nanny with the braces!

01:20:24Hit it!

01:20:25Ah!

01:20:26Hit it!

01:20:27Ah!

01:20:28Ah!

01:20:29Ah!

01:20:30Ah!

01:20:31Ah!

01:20:32Ah!

01:20:33Ah!

01:20:34Ah!

01:20:35Ah!

01:20:36Ah!

01:20:41Ah!

01:20:42Ah!

01:20:43Ah!

01:20:45Ah!

01:20:46Hit it!

01:20:59Now...

01:21:01Die!

01:21:11It's not working, Dad!

01:21:12We need a conductor!

01:21:16Come on, son! Hurry! Quick, quick, quick!

01:21:18I'll grab that in!

01:21:19Come on!

01:21:27See you here?

01:21:34I'll kill you, son!

01:21:42Get in there!

01:21:46Whoa!

01:21:48Whoa!

01:21:49Whoa!

01:21:50Whoa!

01:21:51Whoa!

01:21:52Whoa!

01:21:53Whoa!

01:21:54Stop this thing!

01:21:55Whoa!

01:21:56This beats the Fourth of July!

01:21:58Anybody got any marshmallows?

01:21:59Beast Toast!

01:22:00Happy's Toast!

01:22:02Whoa-eh!

01:22:03Whoa-ah!

01:22:05Whoa-ah!

01:22:07Whoa!

01:22:08Whoa!

01:22:11Whoa!

01:22:13Whoa-ah!

01:22:15Whoa-ah!

01:22:17The man really blew his top!

01:22:20really blew his top so where's the stupid chip kate has it do not yes you do honey right here in your

01:22:30dolly sure about this i don't need her anymore

01:22:40you're a brave man you're the brave one raising kids is the toughest gig i know

01:22:51oh hey bert thanks for getting me out of the ring man hey this is just the beginning you know i'm

01:23:06gonna need a partner around here thanks but you know i haven't had a vacation since

01:23:11since i met you vacation hey look here if you need me i can get out of this monkey suit at no time

01:23:17and how far do you think you're gonna get on two broken legs come on quit mothering me i love you

01:23:24guys i love you too

01:23:36see you soon maybe sooner than you think bye sean

01:23:43hey keep going up we're gonna make him stay

01:23:54when this job is over i'm gonna settle down i'll find a little shack by the railroad track on the

01:24:16outskirts of town i'll plant a little garden and watch the flowers grow i'll tell this crazy

01:24:24mixed up world i just don't want to know but a trouble comes a knocking a lot didn't get the

01:24:31fire i'll take that head let him sit my mask and put his head right through the door

01:24:37what's up baby gonna call your bluff what's up the tough get going when the going gets rough

01:24:46what's up it won't be alva do you had enough what's up you ain't nothing but a powder puff

01:24:56no average psychotic criminal genius makes a monkey out of me

01:25:11cause i got stuck when it gets rough that you don't want to see

01:25:15you know i am a lover baby that ain't all

01:25:20i'm a wild tiger with my back's against the wall

01:25:25you think that you're a hunter and i will be your dame

01:25:30but your game is lost you gotta pay the cost i'm one cat you can't name

01:25:35a baby gonna call your bluff

01:25:40you just get going when the going gets rough

01:25:45it won't be alva till you had enough

01:25:50you ain't nothing but a powder puff

01:25:55i just want to go fishing in the deep blue sea

01:26:09cause i need a change for my reality

01:26:13this world will beat you down

01:26:16beat you with a stick

01:26:18you want an ice cream pop

01:26:20green pop they give you a boot to lick i need some time to sort out all this mess i gotta be rough and ready when they put me to the test

01:26:33you ain't nothing but a powder puff

01:26:38you ain't nothing but a powder puff

01:26:52oh

01:26:57oh

01:27:01Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

01:27:31Let's go.

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