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00:00you
00:30Huh?
01:00Oh, my God.
01:30Oh, my God.
02:00Oh, my God.
02:29I miss adventures like these.
02:34Somehow, I'm not having fun. Grimbald burned our ship and stole the relic. And it looks like he's taken over everything on this island. Have you seen his army?
02:44Yeah, they're such blackheads. Where'd he find them? But we've dealt with worse. We'll deal with this, too. We just need to find our chest.
02:56I think the cobbings store all the loot on that huge ship. Let's try to find a way back up there.
03:05Sounds like a plan. Let the adventures begin.
03:09Do my eyes deceive me? A pair of mongooses? My dear friends, welcome to the best shop on the island. Good old Revar and his assistant Wing at your service.
03:25Wing, say hello to our visitors.
03:33He must be shy. Forgive the old guy's manners. We seldom see any mongooses on this island.
03:40Hey, Wing. Hello, Revar. What do you have?
03:45Everything adventurous like you could need. Potions, pets indispensable for traveling. And even real treasure maps. All under guarantee.
03:56Some new equipment wouldn't hurt.
04:00Yeah. Nor would it discount for new friends.
04:06Clever lad. Let's see what I can offer.
04:13Who dares awaken... I mean, interrupt the deep meditation of the great Elder Orleus.
04:21Leave your offerings and run before my magic hits you like a storm.
04:25Wow. A real wizard?
04:29Oh, come on. A funny hat and staff don't make you magical.
04:35Yes, young lady. The trappings of a wizard are wisdom. The knowledge of ancient mysteries. And a magnificent sense of style.
04:46Well, there's clearly no sense of style here.
04:50Orleus, turn her into a frog.
04:52Oh, my spells are too powerful to use for... entertainment.
05:00So why is such a great and powerful mage meditating in the bushes?
05:05Miss Fortune has come to our island.
05:09Grimbold, the Co-Bring Baron, has forced the peaceful owls to work in the mines.
05:15Now, there is no one to grow the crops and bring offerings to a wise Elder.
05:24But you're here, just as I predicted. Which means there's a glimmer of hope.
05:29With my guidance, you can banish the Baron and his minions.
05:34Well, there's no time to chat.
05:37Onward, brave squirrels!
05:41Squirrels? We're mongooses!
05:44Silence! It matters not.
05:47What's important is that we're on the same side.
05:52Farewell, adventurers.
05:53Now, Orleus must prepare to aid you in the battles to come.
05:59Let's go.
06:29Look! If we jump into this dark cave, I bet we'll make the path a little shorter.
06:39Your plan sounds risky and dangerous.
06:43I like it.
06:47Luck is clearly on my side.
06:50If you mean this dusty chest, I wouldn't be in a hurry to touch it.
06:55What if it's a trap?
06:56What if it's a treasure? I'm opening it.
07:00Me not sleeping? Losing eyes against sweat from working hard?
07:05You're right, Nico. This one is a treasure. Among cobrings.
07:11Wait. You not manager? You are mongooses that need catching!
07:18You caught us! Shall we go see the boss?
07:22Boss? Um...
07:25Me no want go to boss.
07:27Maybe you go.
07:31But what about your reward for catching us?
07:36Where reward is...
07:37So is more work.
07:40Already busy.
07:42Done.
07:43Go.
07:44No disturb.
07:46You two.
07:50Sweet.
07:51Sweet.
07:53More workers mean more stones.
07:58And more stones mean tastier lunch.
08:03Tastier lunch.
08:06Hmm.
08:08Mean tastier lunch.
08:11Oh, wonderful speech.
08:14I'm even getting hungry.
08:16Oh.
08:17Insolent.
08:18Strong.
08:20Pickaxe good.
08:22Sweet.
08:22I think I understand now why hard hats should be worn in the mines.
08:28Oh.
08:30Smart one.
08:32Count stones.
08:34Sweet.
08:36Oh, stupid.
08:38Drill ground and chase little owls.
08:41Sweet.
08:42What?
08:42What?
08:43You muck?
08:44Then me crash.
08:48Niko, looks like we have a problem.
08:52Great work, young heroes.
09:19We shall never forget your bravery and my endless wisdom and magical powers that helped
09:27win this brilliant victory.
09:30Well said, Orlius.
09:32But where were you all this time?
09:34Did urgent matters make you late?
09:39Wizards are never late.
09:42They arrive precisely when they mean to.
09:44While you were fighting one enemy, I had to defeat a thousand, no, ten thousand cobrings
09:52who wanted to surround you.
09:55Though it matters not who played the greater role, but the fact your journey is not yet at
10:02an end.
10:03Will you come with us?
10:05Unfortunately, the elders' affairs require my undivided attention.
10:13But don't worry, young heroes.
10:15I will help you out in your most dire hour of need.
10:19Meow, meow, meow.
10:24Meow, meow, meow.
10:26Aw, what a sweet flower.
10:30What are you doing here, little cutie?
10:33Meow.
10:35I think it wants to play.
10:37I think it wants a taste.
10:39It's probably just bored.
10:42Maybe a lost pet?
10:44Look, it has a name.
10:45Sally!
10:46A suitable name for a crocodile in a pot.
10:50Meow.
10:51Don't listen to that rude guy, Sally.
10:54Come, let's go find your owner.
11:01Ah, so you two are the grit in the Baron's eyes.
11:06Curious creatures.
11:08You would make excellent stuffed animals.
11:11Would you consider to serve for the benefit of science?
11:14Are all the Baron's servants as big-headed as you?
11:19Servant?
11:20How dare you?
11:22Yet we could be friends.
11:23And friends help one another, don't they?
11:25I don't know.
11:27You're coming off a little...
11:29cold-blooded.
11:30And I enjoy your company about as much as a warm cobring cola that's been open for two days.
11:38Still, even a warm cola might be refreshing if one adds a bit of ice-cube-cold revenge.
11:43Have you two heard of the secret world?
11:47Tis a seat of darkness itself.
11:50A horrid place where few return from.
11:54Yet, it is the source of the Baron's power.
11:58Once we're done talking, you'll get a chance to visit it.
12:01But do not delude yourselves, my little friends.
12:04This will not be a walk in the park.
12:08Work's stupid.
12:10Too much work.
12:11Too little money.
12:13Baron promised much money.
12:16Much money?
12:17Own company.
12:19Own company?
12:20Become Baron.
12:22Much money later.
12:25Much work now.
12:26Leave.
12:27But, Baron, scary.
12:31The scary bit is not the hard work, but the low pay, isn't it?
12:36Long too stupid.
12:38Thinking smart.
12:40Funny creatures, aren't they?
12:45Where's your bitey pot plant?
12:48You're a pot.
12:50I don't know.
12:51It was just here, but then it disappeared.
12:54Easy come, easy go, huh?
12:56Hey!
12:58I'll be sad to see it go.
13:00Could have really brightened up my cabin.
13:03It has gone.
13:04I don't know.
13:04I don't know.
13:05Let's go.
13:35Welcome, Bandicoots.
13:38That's flattering, but we're mongooses.
13:42Bandicoots, mongooses, what's the difference?
13:47Names are only illusions that hide our true essence.
13:52What brings you here?
13:55Do you want to find harmony in these healing waters?
14:00We're in a hurry. We don't have time to look for harmony.
14:02Haste is the pursuit of folly.
14:08To understand what one's real needs, one must first understand oneself.
14:17Where better for that than the springs that cleanse both body and soul?
14:26Sounds so wise.
14:28Nico, we've run around half the island already without a rest.
14:32And the water here is so pure and warm.
14:36Is that shampoo?
14:37Luna, this wise man isn't even wearing pants.
14:42Pants are the shackles of civilization and must be cast off if one is to get closer to nature.
14:52I think I've had enough nature for today. Let's go, Nico.
14:57Go on, then.
14:59Personally, I prefer fire under my bath rather than falling from the sky, but to each their own.
15:08What fire from the sky?
15:10Enough questions. Hop to it.
15:16Mongoose, hand over robot.
15:19Hell's getting mad.
15:21Whoa, steady on there. What robot?
15:24Robot gone.
15:26Screwy come work.
15:28Boss say, screwy, get in robot.
15:31Train to hit mongoose.
15:33Training all day in robot.
15:36Take break.
15:37Fall asleep.
15:38Robot gone.
15:40No robot mean things bad for screwy.
15:43Mongoose tell screwy if seen robot.
15:46Sure. How can you refuse someone so polite?
15:52Mongoose good. Mongoose tell we're robot.
15:55Screwy hit mongoose.
15:57Boss reward screwy.
15:59Wonderful plan, screwy.
16:01And most importantly, a reliable one.
16:04If we see the robot, we'll be sure to let you know.
16:08Ah!
16:10Ah!
16:10Ah!
16:12Ah!
16:13Ah!
16:14Ah!
16:15Ah!
16:16Ah!
16:16Ah!
16:16Ah!
16:17Ah!
16:24Ah!
16:44Those ancients sure knew
16:45knew a lot about art what makes you think that look at that statue remind you of anyone let's see
16:56it has a heroic look attractive facial symmetry and the stylish hairstyle it's clearly not a
17:04simple mongoose but a great leader beloved by his people a real work of art you don't see
17:11the similarity between me and this statue only in that you're both quite dense
17:19luna do you hear something glad glad to see you again noble mongooses maybe i shouldn't have eaten
17:30that banana no i see it too hello ancient tree tree i am no tree i am an ent how many moons have
17:49passed since our last meeting that you have entirely forgotten your old friend sorry ancient
17:58ant you must be thinking of some different mongooses
18:04yes perhaps different ones my eyes have grown weak but i have seen things that you mongooses could never
18:20dream of all memories will be lost in the end though like the last leaves of autumn especially now when
18:37such spiteful and greedy creatures have come to our island these cobrings dig mines under our very roots
18:50and their machines make such a din there is no sleep or peace to be had anywhere
19:01sleep is sacred we have our own scores to settle with them so you'll soon be able to get a good
19:09night's sleep mongooses you may not be the ancient ones but just as noble
19:21how do you keep getting ahead of us wizards have their secrets that's right young hero i see you've
19:31already met my ward i'm glad you came to visit the tree i really get to keep him company the cares and
19:39duties of being an all-powerful wizard keep orlius from meeting the old friend
19:45and now you're going to say you planted it of course not my magic merely allowed it to grow
19:54so large and great and speaking of magic the winds tell me that the baron is also a wizard
20:03of course his powers are but a drop in the sea compared to mine but be on your guard
20:10thanks for the heads up orlius you are welcome oh by the way when the last cobring is banished
20:18come to the village we'll celebrate our brilliant victory
20:25hey mongoose like to eat good food come see chef food tasty mongoose happy
20:32uh cob ring cob ring food not sure about that on the other hand it's been a while since i last ate
20:41no regretting chef real master almost like baron but cobrings not understand real chef genius
20:50yes yes chef want tasty mongoose for new dish tasty what oh me stupid me me smart
21:02smart mongoose for sample is tasty food mongoose enter saying please chef not cooking otherwise
21:12all right i'm convinced lead on are you sure we can trust them they seem like fun little guys
21:19it could be really good chef's guarantee tastes unforgettable
21:32so
21:41so
21:47so
21:53Haven't the Cobbrings enough deserts at home?
22:10Draining the entire sea is going to be a disaster!
22:14Imagine how much sunken treasure they'll uncover!
22:17We could leave our chest to the Baron and just pick a new one!
22:19Try again, Nico Dorico!
22:24Wait, you only call me that when you're mad!
22:27Or when I steer the ship too sharply!
22:29Wait, you don't like the way I steer the ship?
22:32What makes you say that?
22:35Seeing my maps go flying all over the cabin is my favorite part of the adventure!
22:42Look at that beautiful old ship!
22:44What about it? There's plenty of them around here!
22:48Not this time! That one's special!
22:51How come?
22:53It'll go down in history as the place where a certain charming, talented, and humble young mongoose,
22:59Nico Dorico, caught us a fish for the dinner!
23:03I hope this fish is as big as your ego!
23:06I hope so too!
23:07I'm not sure we're getting aboard so easily!
23:36I have an idea!
23:39Just play along!
23:41Halt!
23:42Only employees allowed!
23:45Come on, man!
23:47We work here too!
23:49Hehehe!
23:50If you employee,
23:52then me baron!
23:54But shift just ended!
23:57So me not care!
23:59Ah, welcoming friend mongoose!
24:07Not seeing before!
24:09Mongoose be meeting Spike on his store guide!
24:13Modern factory, new conveyor belts,
24:16big machines in honor of our great baron!
24:20Spike shows you all!
24:23For free!
24:25Sounds great!
24:27You lead!
24:28We're right behind you!
24:30Ah, what a hero!
24:32What a client!
24:34Nico, you follow!
24:37Hey!
24:38You've made a friend at last!
24:40The ship is big,
24:42and our treasure chest is small!
24:43You want to find out where they're keeping it?
24:47Nice!
24:48Let's go!
24:50See, conveyor belt?
24:51Cunning genius created!
24:54But Baron cunning too!
24:56Heechy genius,
24:57and now boss!
25:00I think I can guess who we're talking about.
25:03And what did this genius do?
25:06What can do?
25:07Genius week and Baron strong!
25:11Strong be right!
25:13Won't be like Baron?
25:15Then take me great offer!
25:18Look at this magic hammer!
25:22But why do I need it?
25:24Why?
25:24Why?
25:25Hammer defeat enemy!
25:27Enemy scared!
25:29Rejoice!
25:31You know, Spike,
25:33weapons don't surprise us.
25:35We've seen a lot of them.
25:38Do you have anything else interesting?
25:41Mongoose no take hammer!
25:44Hmph!
25:45Pity, Mongoose!
25:47Then go forward!
25:50Spike show other wonders of ship!
25:53Sea pipes!
25:56This modern factory!
25:58Happiest cobrings working here!
26:01Fifty years working,
26:03and you get own cabin aboard ship!
26:06Here make best potions, too!
26:10Big scary enemy!
26:13Potion make it into teeny tiny bows!
26:17Not knowing how to jump?
26:18Drink potion and fly like birds!
26:22And this one makes you most beautiful!
26:27Enemies not attack,
26:28but give flowers!
26:30Yeah, yeah, very impressive!
26:35I heard the Baron is rich!
26:36I'd like to catch a glimpse of that wealth!
26:39Shame no potions!
26:41Shame mongoose!
26:43All right!
26:46Spike show wealth!
26:50Stock exchange strong!
26:52Most cobrings go broke and in debt to Baron!
26:56But Smarties know good stock,
26:59and get big rich!
27:02Want to be rich?
27:04Listen to Honest Spike!
27:06Invest in cobring paper!
27:091,000% profit!
27:12Pay many money!
27:14Get mega money!
27:16Easy peasy!
27:19If you're such a guru,
27:21why do you need to be a tour guide?
27:25Silly mongoose!
27:27Investments make good money!
27:31Tour guide make better soul!
27:34So, taking it?
27:39You know, Spike,
27:41I'm more of a material treasure guy.
27:43I hear the Baron has a huge treasure trove.
27:47Do you know where it is?
27:50Anyone who go in,
27:53never come out!
27:56Wouldn't a great tour guide
27:58know the secret entrance?
27:59Spike knowing,
28:02but mongoose not buying.
28:05Bad client!
28:07So mongoose
28:08go without Spike
28:10and get caught!
28:12He certainly wasn't shy,
28:17but what a face!
28:18He thinks he looks clever,
28:20but in reality,
28:21he just looks hungry!
28:21He looks like someone
28:27stole his only smart idea.
28:29Look at that stare!
28:34You are right!
28:36He is staring really hard!
28:38It's almost like he's watching us!
28:46Creepy!
28:47But it's just a big,
28:49old, ugly lump of stone in the end.
28:51Let's go!
28:51Let's go!
29:21Let's go!
29:21Let's go!
29:34Let's go!
29:35Let's go!
29:37Oh!
30:07Let's go.
30:37Let's go.
31:07Let's go.
31:37Let's go.
32:07Make haste, mongooses.
32:09The deed isn't done yet.
32:11So you did have the nerve to enter here after all.
32:18What an insistent couple of mongooses you are.
32:23This promises to be amusing.
32:25And you have the keys too?
32:27They are hard to come by, oh yes.
32:30But you won't go far without them.
32:32I see you're back in business.
32:36Be respectful, mongoose.
32:39Now screwy being important cart keeper.
32:42Barons say only screwy can handle this job.
32:45But what mongoose is doing here?
32:47We heard the baron has some secret.
32:51Dangerous, no such things.
32:54Barons have magical, terrifying powers.
32:57Wham, bam, mongoose, scram.
33:00You not go there.
33:02You go back.
33:03And if seek heart, tell screwy.
33:08Incredible.
33:10I was positive you would fail.
33:12Well, I seem to have underestimated you.
33:15And I do not mean it as a compliment.
33:17I do not mean it as a compliment.
33:47It took you that long to deal with a baron?
34:15Well, with your kind of approach, can't say I'm surprised.
34:19I would have beaten him much faster.
34:21But my experiments are far more important than these heroics, I'll have you know.
34:25I do not believe it as a compliment.
34:28It isn't for what I am thinking.
34:31There are other things that we should do to share.
34:34And I will see your kind of, you know,
34:38It is a good thing that comes through the series.
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