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Contract Bride shortmintz
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00:00:00they say the most primal human things are fighting and well i was about to learn both
00:00:13every girl wants to find her prince charming but unfortunately we don't exactly live in a
00:00:22fairy tale world there's no such thing as happily ever after where is the duck for table two
00:00:29table two ordered something special chef
00:00:31no table two ordered the special and the special is the duck what is this nothing yes exactly this
00:00:41is nothing now the duck just do what your boss says lily you can't afford to lose another job
00:00:47how can you pay for mom's operation when you're homeless table two the duck
00:00:53so i'm thinking about adopting a dog you know like the little tiny dogs they can fit in your
00:01:01handbag they're so cute so anyway once your inheritance is secure the morrison deal is all
00:01:06in the bag but what is this mystery clause you won't tell us about jack
00:01:11jack jack hello yeah the the dog
00:01:18hi hi
00:01:25you ordered the special
00:01:30actually i i trust me who is that girl
00:01:36something about her it's like i've been waiting for her my whole life wow that was presumptuous
00:01:43the waitress not bringing you what i ordered don't tell me you're actually impressed with that
00:01:48little slut jack it looks good the food or the waitress
00:01:53and what do you think you are doing i'm making something from the century you know what that's it
00:02:07i've had enough you are fired get out of here not this again
00:02:10what did you say i am serious this time you're fired you get out of here what you take this
00:02:18you clean up your act you get out no please sir it won't happen again no it's no more mr nice
00:02:24guy this time you get out you leave please no no ready full come on man you're tired
00:02:29i've taken the trash out i see
00:02:33yeah the trash
00:02:38god
00:02:40asshole
00:02:42oh my god don't scream don't scream baby or do scream for me
00:03:07hey
00:03:11hey wait
00:03:20wait
00:03:34not now we're in there
00:03:44jack my man cupasso so i'm a little disappointed that you're making me ask
00:03:50again
00:03:51when you're going to unlock the inheritance bro the deal of a lifetime isn't going to wait
00:03:55forever
00:03:55yeah
00:03:57yeah come on are you even listening i mean if we don't move on this morrison thing
00:04:01someone else will and i mean i'm not going to be that guy
00:04:04are you going to be that guy
00:04:06how can i help my mom when i can't even afford something to eat
00:04:13maybe next time
00:04:15thanks
00:04:18call me i'll call you back
00:04:21jack come on
00:04:21he hung up on me
00:04:23jack's never done that before
00:04:25if he doesn't lock away this inheritance deal then
00:04:28the morrison deal's over
00:04:30we're over
00:04:31don't you worry your wrinkled little forehead warren
00:04:35i've got just the plan
00:04:38just when i think i've found her
00:04:46she's gone again
00:04:47how am i going to find her again
00:04:56you could always marry vivian chase sir
00:05:04you out of your mind
00:05:05vivian and i are done
00:05:06never again
00:05:07she's just
00:05:09business now
00:05:11very well sir
00:05:12although it is your inheritance at stake sir
00:05:15i'll find another way
00:05:17i'm afraid not
00:05:18but the
00:05:19terms of your parents will are quite specific
00:05:22you must be married before your 32nd birthday
00:05:25for precisely 365 days
00:05:28i know i know
00:05:29and with that fateful birthday fast approaching there's little time
00:05:32the inheritance must be claimed within the month
00:05:35and most crucially of all
00:05:37you must not tell a soul about the marriage cause
00:05:40especially your wife
00:05:43or i lose everything
00:05:45everything
00:05:46don't complain about
00:05:57i don't complain
00:05:58i don't
00:05:59all i'm saying is
00:06:01you're gonna have to start living in the real world
00:06:03i am living in the real world
00:06:05really
00:06:11because getting fired yet from another restaurant job is the real world
00:06:15creative
00:06:15differences
00:06:17there are always creative differences with you
00:06:20lily
00:06:22you gotta open up your own place
00:06:25you're a chef not a fucking line cook
00:06:27so you gotta show the world what you got
00:06:29besides
00:06:31i have my share of money
00:06:33but without yours
00:06:34we're never gonna be able to afford mom's operation
00:06:37yeah
00:06:39and it'll be all my fault
00:06:40lily
00:06:42there is an opening at my office
00:06:46seriously
00:06:48it's stable
00:06:49health insurance
00:06:51401k
00:06:52i'd rather die
00:06:53you'd rather be broke
00:06:55no i'd rather
00:06:55how can you help mom when you can't even take care of yourself
00:07:05fine yeah you're right
00:07:12let's do it
00:07:14hi
00:07:39name
00:07:42uh lily dunning
00:07:44can i help you
00:07:45yes i'm i'm here for the job interview
00:07:48my sister's megan
00:07:49she um
00:07:50she works here
00:07:51last place of employment
00:07:53uh
00:07:54chai francois
00:07:54a restaurant
00:07:56yes i um
00:07:57i'm a chef
00:07:58my passion's cooking
00:08:00so i i
00:08:00and does this look like a restaurant to you
00:08:02no
00:08:03no
00:08:05of course not
00:08:06and
00:08:06why do you think someone like
00:08:08you could work here
00:08:11um i just
00:08:12need a job
00:08:14sorry i'm
00:08:15i'm
00:08:15thanks uh
00:08:16we'll let you know okay
00:08:17you can go now
00:08:21bye bye
00:08:22screw this
00:08:31screw this
00:08:31fuck
00:08:35what are you looking at
00:08:47what are you looking at
00:08:47i'm sorry mom
00:08:53i've tried everything and i've let you down
00:08:56you
00:08:57you
00:08:57me
00:09:00you dropped something
00:09:04how did you
00:09:07what are you doing here
00:09:11i have a proposition for you
00:09:14sorry i'm not interested in propositions from strange men in suits
00:09:19well hold on just hear me out
00:09:21i heard you get fired
00:09:22i know you don't have any money
00:09:25looks like you're in a bit of a rough spot
00:09:28i'm doing fine thank you
00:09:30really
00:09:32what if i told you this proposition could solve all your problems
00:09:39really
00:09:40solve all my problems
00:09:42i've got a lot of problems
00:09:45what if i told you i need a wife
00:09:47i tell you that there are apps for that
00:09:49for one year
00:09:50classy
00:09:51look listen
00:09:52i have a very important business deal
00:09:55with some very important people involved
00:09:57and they need to
00:09:58see stability
00:10:00okay so find someone stable
00:10:02well that's just it
00:10:03i need someone who won't fall in love with me
00:10:06someone who will just walk away after the year
00:10:08and you seem
00:10:10uniquely qualified
00:10:12but you think i'm good at walking away
00:10:14okay well what's it for me
00:10:22well anything you want
00:10:24money
00:10:25place to live
00:10:26complete financial freedom to pursue your dreams
00:10:29just think of it as a business deal
00:10:31wow
00:10:41yeah that's a really big
00:10:45diamond
00:10:46it's just a very small part of the deal
00:10:49you'll have your whole wing of the house
00:11:00my own wing
00:11:02complete privacy
00:11:03but you will have to attend events with me
00:11:05play the happy life
00:11:07this is um
00:11:30specific
00:11:33i like clarity
00:11:35wife agrees to perform
00:11:46very
00:11:50specific
00:11:52is there a problem
00:11:54jack we need to talk
00:11:57what's going on here
00:12:01i'm saying yes
00:12:12to everything
00:12:23do you
00:12:36jack thorne
00:12:38this is insane
00:12:41shut up boy
00:12:42take lily dunning
00:12:45to be your lawfully wedded wife
00:12:47this is fucking nuts
00:12:48shut the fuck up
00:12:49i do
00:12:52i now pronounce you
00:12:55husband
00:12:56and wife
00:12:57i now pronounce you husband and wife
00:12:57the
00:13:03i
00:13:04and
00:13:11so
00:13:11i
00:13:13can
00:13:16pursue
00:13:16the
00:13:16and
00:13:16i
00:13:27This marriage, it's just a contract.
00:13:49Well, I think that the contract says that this is my room.
00:13:57Good night, husband.
00:14:17And this is where Mr. Thorne likes to entertain of the evening.
00:14:22The room on the left is the kitchen.
00:14:27And we have the West Wing Library and the East Wing Pool.
00:14:42How do you find anything in here?
00:14:45One of dots, madam.
00:14:46And this room is the, um...
00:15:00Oh, dear.
00:15:03Would you excuse me?
00:15:05Of course.
00:15:06Apologies.
00:15:06Apologies.
00:15:07What are you doing here?
00:15:37Oh my gosh.
00:16:07This is...a lot.
00:16:14The contract stipulates appropriate is hired for all occasions, including tonight's charity gala.
00:16:19I can't accept this.
00:16:20You can.
00:16:21And you will.
00:16:22Unless you want to attend the event in jeans.
00:16:26You know, this doesn't mean that I like you.
00:16:33Wouldn't dream of it.
00:16:34Ready for your debut, Mrs. Thorne?
00:16:48Yes, I am, Mr. Thorne.
00:17:03And then I said, do you want me to cut this steak?
00:17:06I don't need a knife.
00:17:07I need a chainsaw.
00:17:10Jackie, there you are.
00:17:12Warren tells me the Morrison deal is all in the bag.
00:17:15We simply must celebrate.
00:17:17I heard about your little stunt wedding.
00:17:20That doesn't mean we can't celebrate, right?
00:17:24I could think of a dozen things you could do to me.
00:17:33My God.
00:17:34This is a $10,000 Valentino.
00:17:36I'm sorry, but I didn't...I didn't even...do anything.
00:17:40Where did you find this one, Jackie?
00:17:42Wagstaff Training School?
00:17:44Vivian.
00:17:47Oh, that was it.
00:17:48She was actually a waitress.
00:17:50Or...I don't remember.
00:17:52Whatever it was.
00:17:54Excuse me.
00:17:57So...
00:17:58Watch out for the ex.
00:18:06As I was saying.
00:18:31You know, you should really come over here and taste this.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:37I'm sorry.
00:18:57Wow.
00:18:59Good?
00:19:00Surprisingly good.
00:19:01Surprisingly good.
00:19:03Well, payment for spying.
00:19:08Payment accepted.
00:19:10You know, a house this grand, I would expect a kitchen to match.
00:19:19I had to make do.
00:19:21No, I never cook.
00:19:23It's a shame.
00:19:24You can go now.
00:19:49You, um, wanted to see me.
00:19:53Time for your first lesson.
00:19:55My what?
00:20:00Self-defense.
00:20:02Never know when you might need it.
00:20:04I don't know if that's really...
00:20:06Number one, stance.
00:20:09Move the feet apart.
00:20:12Bend this knee.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:15Then move this foot forward.
00:20:17Good.
00:20:18Okay.
00:20:19Now, hands up.
00:20:21Protect the face.
00:20:23Good.
00:20:23Good.
00:20:24Now, like this.
00:20:27Oh, God, I'm sorry.
00:20:32I'm not really good at this.
00:20:36We're just getting started.
00:20:38Oh.
00:20:38Maybe we should just focus on business.
00:20:44Rule number one.
00:20:46Stance.
00:20:48Right?
00:20:49Right?
00:20:49Right.
00:20:49Right.
00:20:49Every chef needs proper tools.
00:21:01I have a business expense.
00:21:12Business expense.
00:21:13Business expense.
00:21:13These are the best knives in the market.
00:21:18These are the best knives to the best knives to the best chef.
00:21:32Why are you doing this?
00:21:37The contract.
00:21:38No.
00:21:39The real reason.
00:21:42Maybe I just like watching you work.
00:21:47Maybe.
00:21:50You just like watching me.
00:21:52You know that, um, this doesn't change anything.
00:22:00Of course not.
00:22:07This is for your mother.
00:22:08No, this is too much.
00:22:15You should cover the whole thing.
00:22:16At least I can do.
00:22:23I think that's literally the nicest thing a man has ever done for me.
00:22:27What's the catch?
00:22:40We've got a problem.
00:22:42Morning to you, too.
00:22:43So, the inheritance release date is set, but if anyone finds out about the marriage, then...
00:22:48No one's going to find out.
00:22:49Oh, really?
00:22:50Because your little chef seems to be quite the talk of the town.
00:22:53It's under control.
00:22:54Is it?
00:22:57It seems like you're letting your feelings control your...
00:23:00I said it's handled.
00:23:01Just remember what's at stake here, yeah?
00:23:15This Morrison deal...
00:23:17is a deal of a lifetime.
00:23:21Don't tell me you're actually fooling me.
00:23:23Get out.
00:23:23Fuck.
00:23:34Let's go.
00:23:35Take care.
00:23:35näê'
00:23:42D
00:25:20I can still feel it running down my back just thinking about it.
00:25:26We even used to drink some of it.
00:25:27Anyway, we have business to discuss.
00:25:30You'll never believe what Hannah said about the Asian market today.
00:25:33Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:25:38This must be so boring for you.
00:25:41You're so insightful, Vivian.
00:25:43You do bore me.
00:25:44Darling, the adults have business to discuss.
00:25:48Why don't you go back to, like, chopping or whatever it is that you do?
00:25:53So basically, you know the company way that we have our investments holding in?
00:25:56I had a business meeting with Hannah today, and she has basically advised me to say that our investments are not making any profit, because me and self isn't actually doing all too well.
00:26:05So my proposal for next year would be basically...
00:26:07Why the whirlwind romance you've got there?
00:26:26What's the catch?
00:26:28There's always a catch.
00:26:31Excuse me.
00:26:32Rebecca Chen.
00:26:34Social pages.
00:26:35Two days from first meeting to marriage.
00:26:39This must be some kind of record.
00:26:41Though lately I've been more interested in business deals.
00:26:45Hmm, what would you say?
00:26:49Love at first sight, or something more contractual?
00:26:53You know, you should really write romance novels.
00:26:56Seems you have quite the imagination.
00:27:03We'll talk again soon, Mrs. Thorne.
00:27:05I have a feeling there's quite a story here.
00:27:15Oh, the Morrison Foundation dinners tonight.
00:27:18Oh, great.
00:27:19Another dinner.
00:27:21It's important.
00:27:22They're all important.
00:27:23It's a part of the deal.
00:27:25They're all a part of the deal.
00:27:28You knew what you were signing up for.
00:27:30Did I?
00:27:31At least Vivian will be there to talk.
00:27:37Deals and acquisitions and mergers.
00:27:41Okay, whatever.
00:27:45Nice.
00:27:55Real mature.
00:27:59No, don't.
00:28:00Fuck.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:04Okay, fine.
00:28:05You want to go?
00:28:07Nope.
00:28:10No, no, babe.
00:28:15Okay, can we?
00:28:16Yeah?
00:28:16Yeah?
00:28:17No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:20Let's go.
00:28:23No.
00:28:25Ow!
00:28:25Oh, my God.
00:28:55Yeah
00:29:01So Jack's inheritance is all set
00:29:04But he still hasn't signed the papers to commit the proceeds to the Morrison deal
00:29:08That's a problem
00:29:11It's the girl isn't it?
00:29:12The waitress
00:29:14You and I both know she's been a problem from the start and I thought you had everything under control. Oh, I've done my part
00:29:21That's underway, and I thought you'd have your part under control
00:29:25I
00:29:26Have everything under control. Oh really? It doesn't seem like it Vivian. You know, maybe I overestimated your sway over Jack
00:29:35You haven't overestimated anything. I've just begun
00:29:42I've got it
00:29:44Hmm funny how you can always count on the help to answer the door. I live here
00:29:59Of course you do
00:30:03Okay, thanks
00:30:06Jack, darling, should we proceed to the study? We need to discuss the Morrison deal
00:30:11Yeah
00:30:13Oh
00:30:17We need to discuss the Morrison deal
00:30:24Vivian
00:30:25Remember Tokyo?
00:30:27Remember Tokyo?
00:30:28That sake bar?
00:30:29I'm married
00:30:31Are you now?
00:30:34I hadn't noticed
00:30:37Uh-huh
00:30:38You know that feeling
00:30:40You know that feeling
00:30:41When you leave the house
00:30:43And you just feel like
00:30:45You've forgotten something
00:30:47I forgot something
00:30:56I forgot something
00:30:57Maybe you can
00:30:59Help me figure it out
00:31:02Pfft
00:31:03Pfft
00:31:03Pfft
00:31:04Pfft
00:31:05Pfft
00:31:06Pfft
00:31:07Pfft
00:31:07Pfft
00:31:08Coffee?
00:31:09Oh, no thank you
00:31:10Jack and I have much to catch up on
00:31:13Oh
00:31:14And Jack doesn't drink coffee
00:31:16Do you Jack?
00:31:17Actually, I've taken it up recently
00:31:19Hmm
00:31:20I guess before me Jack never really had coffee how he liked it
00:31:23And he just
00:31:24Absolutely
00:31:25Laps up
00:31:27Every
00:31:28Drop
00:31:29Of my coffee
00:31:32Isn't that right?
00:31:34Lily makes a great cup of coffee
00:31:41So
00:31:43How's Vivian?
00:31:45Focus on your form
00:31:47You know
00:31:48I was just wondering
00:31:50How long the two of you?
00:31:51Ancient history
00:31:53That's not what I heard
00:31:55From who?
00:31:56Around
00:31:58Tokyo gets brought up a lot
00:32:00You've been talking to Warren
00:32:02You've been talking to Vivian
00:32:04That's business
00:32:06Everything is business with you, isn't it?
00:32:09But you know what?
00:32:10What's this?
00:32:11Some pretty big business
00:32:12That you haven't been sharing with me?
00:32:13I think Vivian wants some of it too
00:32:14But you know what?
00:32:15Maybe you should just keep your business to yourself
00:32:18It's sad
00:32:19Watch your stance
00:32:20I don't want to be lied to
00:32:21I'm not lying, Lily
00:32:23Don't break my heart
00:32:24Yeah
00:32:25I think Vivian wants some of it too
00:32:26I don't want to be lied to
00:32:31I'm not lying, Lily
00:32:36Don't break my heart
00:32:40Yeah
00:32:42Lied to
00:32:44I'm not lying, Lily
00:32:48Don't break my heart
00:32:51Yeah
00:33:12Yeah, this guy is so great today, I hate him so much
00:33:28Please act like you know me, there's someone following me
00:33:30Oh my god, are you okay?
00:33:32Who's following you?
00:33:34That weirdo?
00:33:36Is he gone?
00:33:42I think he's gone
00:33:52You sure?
00:34:00Like that?
00:34:02I think your technique could use some more
00:34:06They got the dota rides
00:34:10Sure that wasn't me
00:34:12What?
00:34:20What?
00:34:22What?
00:34:36Of course, and I think the real challenge is market penetration and emerging economies
00:34:42I'm sure Jack's brought you up to speed on all of this
00:34:44Um, actually, I
00:34:46Tell me, what's your take on blockchain integration?
00:34:50Um, I think
00:34:54No comment, how surprising
00:34:56Excuse me
00:34:58Great thinking, Lily
00:35:00All of our drinks could use with a refill
00:35:02All of our drinks could use with a refill
00:35:26Love you
00:35:32But this thing isn't gonna last forever, Jack
00:35:36I don't know
00:35:38I mean, what choice do you have?
00:35:40Clock's ticking, buddy
00:35:42Unless you wanna lose this deal forever
00:35:44Lunch?
00:35:48I was just on my way out
00:35:52Think about it, Jack
00:35:54Think about it, Jack
00:36:06What was that about?
00:36:08Nothing
00:36:09Just business
00:36:10Just business
00:36:11Of course
00:36:13Lily, wait
00:36:18What do you want, Jack?
00:36:24I'm taking you on a holiday
00:36:26What?
00:36:27You have time for that?
00:36:28A lot of time
00:36:29Just us?
00:36:30I know what I want
00:36:32What?
00:36:33What?
00:36:34What?
00:36:35What?
00:36:36What?
00:36:37What?
00:36:38What?
00:36:39What?
00:36:40What?
00:36:41What?
00:36:42What?
00:36:43What?
00:36:44What?
00:36:45What?
00:36:46What?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48What?
00:36:49What?
00:36:50What?
00:36:51What?
00:36:52What?
00:36:53What about, um
00:36:55What about Warren and the deal?
00:36:59I can wait
00:37:03There she is
00:37:04What?
00:37:06That smile
00:37:08It's the one you had when I first laid house on you
00:37:11I'll never forget it
00:37:13You know that I don't just, um
00:37:15Serve that dish to anyone, right?
00:37:17Really?
00:37:19Mhm
00:37:23I'm so sorry to interrupt, Mr. Thorne
00:37:26I've been told to relay that there's a problem in the back of the office
00:37:30Timeline on the deal has moved up
00:37:31Save
00:37:33Thank you
00:37:34Would you like me to cancel the trip, sir?
00:37:39Yeah
00:37:41Very good
00:37:43Who sent the message?
00:37:45Vivian Chase
00:37:46It'll be I'm sorry
00:37:51Don't
00:37:52Please
00:37:53It's just business
00:37:54It's business, yeah
00:37:55I get it
00:38:06Lily, I shouldn't, uh
00:38:07Just shut up and
00:38:09taste this
00:38:16Mmm
00:38:19Mmm
00:38:20This tastes, uh
00:38:21Incredible?
00:38:22Yeah
00:38:23Yeah, I know
00:38:24Mmm
00:38:28Jack
00:38:29Mhm?
00:38:31Do you want more?
00:38:33Um, after this one
00:38:34No
00:38:36Let the food
00:38:38Jack
00:38:40Talking about us
00:38:47How long are we going to keep on doing this?
00:39:03Oh my god
00:39:06What was that?
00:39:09Any enemies?
00:39:16Business rivals?
00:39:19No one comes to mind
00:39:21Security cameras?
00:39:24Being installed as we speak
00:39:35Mrs. Thorne?
00:39:36Sorry
00:39:37Sorry
00:39:38Sorry
00:39:40That's what I saw
00:39:45I'm worried
00:39:46You okay?
00:39:48Yeah
00:39:57Thank you
00:39:59Yeah
00:40:00This is so insane
00:40:06It's probably just kids
00:40:07Kids?
00:40:09Seriously
00:40:11Can you keep your voice down?
00:40:12Oh, sorry
00:40:14What are you afraid that someone's gonna hear?
00:40:17About our perfect marriage?
00:40:18Marriage?
00:40:26What are you hiding from me?
00:40:31Hey
00:40:33Hey, you know that secret room?
00:40:35That you didn't want me to find
00:40:39I found it
00:40:40Yeah
00:40:42Yeah
00:40:47Hey, at least it's honest
00:40:53Do you wanna see it?
00:40:55Surely
00:40:56Surely
00:40:58No
00:41:00Sorry
00:41:02Sharon
00:41:03No
00:41:04No
00:41:05No
00:41:06No
00:41:07No
00:41:08No
00:41:10No
00:41:11No
00:41:12No
00:41:13No
00:41:14No
00:41:15No
00:41:17No
00:41:18No
00:41:19most people run i'm not most people
00:41:28so
00:41:32this is what you're into among other things and all of those
00:41:40specific requirements we're about to scare you off i don't scare you so
00:41:47i'm starting to get that
00:41:49show me
00:41:56you sure
00:41:58are you
00:42:17so
00:42:39sir miss chase is here she says it's urgent
00:42:52jack the team is flying to tokyo and they need you there
00:42:55final deal points jess leaving in 30 i packed your bag and i'll be waiting
00:43:00downstairs will we wait
00:43:03just go
00:43:07and
00:43:14and
00:43:16and
00:43:18Louie, I can explain.
00:43:42Can you?
00:43:46Guess some business can't wait.
00:43:48This whole thing is...
00:43:58Let me get this straight.
00:44:00You sleep with him, and then you find a note from his ex.
00:44:04That's complicated.
00:44:05When isn't it with you?
00:44:07Look, maybe it's time to admit this whole thing is just a little...
00:44:11What? A mistake?
00:44:12That you were right?
00:44:14Huh? Is that what you want to hear?
00:44:16No, I want you to be happy.
00:44:19And are you?
00:44:22I don't know what I am anymore.
00:44:24I mean, he paid for Mom's operation, so that's cool, but...
00:44:27I know.
00:44:28And the worst part is, I think I might actually be falling for it.
00:44:37Lily?
00:44:38Stand back.
00:44:39What?
00:44:40Stand back, Megan.
00:44:40Get down with the fucker!
00:44:53Fucker!
00:44:54What?
00:44:54Oh my god!
00:44:56Fuck you!
00:44:58Come on, let's go.
00:45:03What was that?
00:45:06Lessons with Jack.
00:45:09Jack taught you that?
00:45:10Yeah.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13Dude's getting better by a minute!
00:45:14I know.
00:45:15Oh, man.
00:45:19You okay?
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:22God, things are supposed to be so simple.
00:45:26Now what?
00:45:27Oh.
00:45:28I don't even know what's real anymore.
00:45:31Oh, honey.
00:45:32I'm kidding.
00:45:32He always keeps the ledger on his desk.
00:46:02Lauren, I've known you since college.
00:46:17How could you?
00:46:2311 months.
00:46:25Almost a year.
00:46:28I barely knew the best anymore.
00:46:29Okay.
00:46:41Lily, I need to tell you something.
00:46:43I'm all ears.
00:46:45It's about the deal.
00:46:47About Warren, Vivian.
00:46:48Well.
00:46:50If it isn't the happy couple.
00:46:52Oh, great.
00:46:53The press.
00:46:54These aren't real.
00:47:05Are you real?
00:47:06Oh, my sisters say they're very real.
00:47:09Story runs in 48 hours.
00:47:11Louis, this is what I was just about to tell you.
00:47:13I've been set up.
00:47:17Care to comment, Mrs. Thorne?
00:47:18You know, it's funny.
00:47:21I...
00:47:22For a minute, I really believed.
00:47:26Louis, wait.
00:47:29They're not real.
00:47:32Take talk, Mr. Thorne.
00:47:33I'm sorry.
00:47:43Louis, wait.
00:47:44They're not real.
00:47:48You have to believe me.
00:47:49Look, I believed you when you said that this was just a business deal.
00:47:53Like, I believed you when you said that Vivian was just a colleague.
00:47:59Look, I believed that last night actually meant something.
00:48:02It did.
00:48:03Lily, what happened between us was...
00:48:05The transaction.
00:48:07That's all any of this ever was.
00:48:10That's not true.
00:48:11And you know it.
00:48:12Do I?
00:48:13Because from where I'm standing,
00:48:17you got everything that you wanted.
00:48:19You got a wife when you needed one.
00:48:21And a body when you wanted one.
00:48:24No, wait.
00:48:24That's not it.
00:48:25Tell me I'm wrong.
00:48:26Tell me that there's not something more going on here.
00:48:29With the business deal.
00:48:30And your inheritance.
00:48:33Anything more to explain?
00:48:41Somebody thought.
00:48:43You're a terrible person.
00:48:49If you leave now, you violate the contract.
00:48:52You get nothing.
00:48:54I don't care.
00:48:57I never cared about any of that.
00:48:59Hands up.
00:49:18Protect the face.
00:49:20No, don't.
00:49:22Go.
00:49:23Go.
00:49:25Nope.
00:49:34Warren.
00:49:35Finally, look.
00:49:37About the Morrison deal.
00:49:38It's off.
00:49:39What do you mean it's off?
00:49:40All of it.
00:49:42The deal.
00:49:43The inheritance.
00:49:44I don't want any of it.
00:49:45Have you lost your freaking mind?
00:49:47I mean, everything that we've worked for.
00:49:49Actually, I think I found it.
00:49:54There's actually a lot of people.
00:50:10Joyce.
00:50:13I might not care.
00:50:13Just for that.
00:50:15I've lost my life.
00:50:16I've lost my life.
00:50:17You can't just hide here forever
00:50:28Watch me
00:50:29Hey
00:50:42What happened to the girl
00:50:44Who would never back down
00:50:45The one who quit her job
00:50:48Because she didn't want to compromise
00:50:49She played
00:50:50Did she?
00:50:56That's Jack
00:50:57I'm sure that's just my
00:50:58Oxygenarian neighbor
00:50:59Who's a total drama queen
00:51:01Watch
00:51:01Gladys
00:51:04Gladys, is that you?
00:51:08Do you need help with your phone?
00:51:15Sir
00:51:16Coffee
00:51:18Hi
00:51:19I did some digging around like you asked, sir
00:51:22You might want to see this
00:51:24What am I looking at here?
00:51:30Wire transfers
00:51:31Shell companies
00:51:32All leading back to Mr. Block
00:51:34More
00:51:36I knew it
00:51:38And you might want to see these too, sir
00:51:39They'll illuminate things even more
00:51:41Son of a bitch
00:51:46He's trying to steal the inheritance
00:51:49He sure is
00:51:50All through a series of cleverly placed shell companies
00:51:54Although I suspect Ms. Chase's interests are not purely financial
00:51:59Sir
00:52:11They're threatening Lily and her sister
00:52:13Then perhaps it's time we stop playing their game
00:52:17Give me everything you can about Warren
00:52:19Every meeting
00:52:20Every call
00:52:20Already compiled, sir
00:52:21I had a feeling we might need this
00:52:23Sir, what about the inheritance?
00:52:25Some things are worth more than money
00:52:27I'm coming back, Megan
00:52:41I'm coming back, Megan
00:52:41Did you hear me?
00:52:55geb
00:52:58Oh
00:53:07Oh
00:53:08Oh
00:53:08Oh
00:53:09Oh
00:53:10Oh
00:53:10Oh
00:53:11Oh
00:53:11I got us under this.
00:53:32I can get us out of this.
00:53:34I can do this.
00:53:35I can do this.
00:53:37Your little cookie's on her way over to save her sister as we speak.
00:53:41And I wouldn't put money on how well that's going to go.
00:53:45If anything happens to her, that's up to you.
00:53:49Sign the papers.
00:53:52And this all goes away.
00:53:55Like those photos of you and me from that reporter suddenly went away.
00:54:02Deep fakes really do hurt everyone involved, don't they?
00:54:06I always knew you were soft.
00:54:08But this?
00:54:10Throwing away a billion dollar inheritance for some chef.
00:54:13He's not throwing it away.
00:54:15He's giving it to us.
00:54:18All we need is a signature, Jack.
00:54:22You care too much, Jackie boy.
00:54:25Always have.
00:54:25I think we might need to send a little message.
00:54:32Hmm.
00:54:34Wait.
00:54:34Let me go, you psycho.
00:54:55Remember your training.
00:55:01Protect your face.
00:55:08Megan!
00:55:09Lenny!
00:55:13Welcome to the party, sweetheart.
00:55:16Please, it's a trap.
00:55:18Come on.
00:55:19Of course it's a trap.
00:55:26The question is,
00:55:27what are you going to do about it?
00:55:31Lily!
00:55:34I've traced the video feed to the Starlight Motel, sir.
00:55:37Room 115.
00:55:39Lauren's called the police.
00:55:40Already done.
00:55:41But, sir, they're at least 20 minutes out.
00:55:44She doesn't have 20 minutes.
00:55:45No, no, no, no, no.
00:55:54Lauren, she's there.
00:55:55Lily's there.
00:56:00Hold on, Lily.
00:56:01Hold on.
00:56:02Hold on.
00:56:02Leave her alone.
00:56:17Shut up!
00:56:19Get away from my wife.
00:56:21Well, well.
00:56:23A hero arrives.
00:56:26Don't do it, Jackie boy.
00:56:27I'm not some damsel in distress.
00:56:33That's my girl.
00:56:41Oh.
00:56:43I guess it is real love, huh?
00:56:45That's for my sister.
00:56:56You son of a bitch.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05Not everything.
00:57:06The photos.
00:57:08Vivian.
00:57:09Now?
00:57:10Seriously?
00:57:11I love you.
00:57:11Not for any inheritance.
00:57:15Not for any deal.
00:57:17Just, you know.
00:57:21Enough.
00:57:30You.
00:57:31Stay right there.
00:57:33Come on.
00:57:33Cuff it.
00:57:34Cuff it.
00:57:34Cuff it.
00:57:36Cuff it.
00:57:37Cuff it.
00:57:38Cuff it.
00:57:39Cuff it.
00:57:40Cuff it.
00:57:41Cuff it.
00:57:41What the hell?
00:57:49This isn't...
00:57:50Possible.
00:57:53And I wouldn't put money on how well that's gonna go.
00:57:56Sign the papers.
00:57:57Deep fakes really do hurt everyone involved.
00:58:00That proves nothing.
00:58:01I think it might prove something.
00:58:03Yeah, and those photos that you planted?
00:58:05Maybe use better AI next time.
00:58:07You can't?
00:58:08Yes, they can.
00:58:09And...
00:58:10You two are under arrest.
00:58:14You'll regret this, Jack.
00:58:15The inheritance that...
00:58:16Are nothing.
00:58:17Compared to what I almost lost.
00:58:19You pit upon it all, Jack.
00:58:23I do.
00:58:23Yes, thank you.
00:58:32Thanks.
00:58:36Now that's the story.
00:58:42Here to twist the knife?
00:58:44Actually...
00:58:44I'm here to get it right.
00:58:48Where did you...
00:58:49Lawrence sends his regards.
00:58:52Seems your butler is a little armchair investigative journalist.
00:58:55So...
00:58:56No scandal piece?
00:58:58Oh.
00:58:59There's definitely a scandal.
00:59:01But...
00:59:02Not the one they wanted me to bite on.
00:59:03That's...
00:59:07Actually accurate.
00:59:09I'm a reporter.
00:59:11Truth is kind of my thing.
00:59:13Though I must admit, I didn't see the secret martial arts skills coming.
00:59:17Yeah, neither did they.
00:59:20Story runs tomorrow.
00:59:22Catch you on the next scandal.
00:59:31It'll be about the inheritance.
00:59:33Do you really think that I care about any of that now?
00:59:40Just take me home.
00:59:43Yes, dear.
00:59:52Sun's coming up.
00:59:54Must be a new record.
00:59:57It is for me.
00:59:59Any regrets?
01:00:01Only one.
01:00:03That I didn't get your chef's specials sooner.
01:00:07Could have saved us a lot.
01:00:08Yeah.
01:00:09Ow.
01:00:13Excuse me, sir.
01:00:14Miss Chen's article is out.
01:00:17How bad is it?
01:00:18Well, actually, sir, you might want to see it.
01:00:21She's included the last bit you wanted to put in.
01:00:23Jack Thorne announced plans.
01:00:37In a shocking turn of events, tech entrepreneur Jack Thorne announced his plans to transform his inherited fortune into the city's largest culinary grant program.
01:00:46Surprised?
01:00:48Surprised?
01:00:51But your, your inheritance is gone.
01:00:54Only inheritance, yeah.
01:00:56But turns out selling a tech company can be quite profitable.
01:00:59You sold the company?
01:01:01Turns out some things are worth more than money.
01:01:03Perfect, Julie and Danny.
01:01:20Keep it thin, okay?
01:01:21Just like that.
01:01:37This looks good on you.
01:01:38And who said there's no such thing as a happily ever after?
01:01:44Suckers.
01:01:45Can I get you your usual, sir?
01:01:48It depends.
01:01:50Did my wife make it?
01:01:51The very same wife that you married for business?
01:01:54Best business decision I ever made.
01:01:56Hang on.
01:02:10Voila.
01:02:15And the best chef in town.
01:02:18You're only saying that because you're contractually obligated.
01:02:23I think that contract expired.
01:02:26Good thing I signed a new one.
01:02:34We are gathered here today.
01:02:36No more business deals this time.
01:02:38Just love.
01:02:39Good.
01:02:41Because I have some terms of my own.
01:02:45First, you have to eat everything I cooked.
01:02:49Done.
01:02:50Second, no more locked rooms.
01:02:53Without me in it.
01:02:58Is that all?
01:03:00Third.
01:03:02You have to mean it this time.
01:03:04I meant it the first time.
01:03:06Just didn't know yet.
01:03:08The rings?
01:03:10Actually.
01:03:10Is that something old?
01:03:18Something new?
01:03:20Something borrowed?
01:03:21Something not one?
01:03:25For better or worse.
01:03:34For real this time.
01:03:38You may kiss the bride.
01:03:39So.
01:03:55Are you ready for your honeymoon?
01:03:59What are you...
01:04:00Lauren, help me back.
01:04:04Mrs. Thorne, are you trying to negotiate new business terms?
01:04:13I don't know.
01:04:15Mr. Thorne.
01:04:19Can you handle them?
01:04:21I thought this wasn't about business anymore.
01:04:23How about you just shut up.
01:04:27And kiss your wife.
01:04:28Red dragon.
01:04:47Record by...
01:04:48Short drama free.
01:04:50Follow for more.
01:04:58volunteers.
01:04:58Stay with me.
01:05:05Sandy Though.
01:05:05We can't just press the station.
01:05:06Artist.
01:05:07Shadows.
01:05:08Have you heard me like this...
01:05:08We have gosted.
01:05:09We have.
01:05:09He's got round.
01:05:10We have.
01:05:11No, we should.
01:05:12Have you heard me like?
01:05:12We have an extravagant solve.
01:05:12He's got nothing.
01:05:19Just move me like this.
01:05:21All right.
01:05:22What do you do?
01:05:22We have...
01:05:23You have...
01:05:24We have...
01:05:25We have...
01:05:25Oh, God.