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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um.
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it,
00:03:46I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:29Please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here
00:07:04until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is a sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:59You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17You're not living here.
00:08:18I don't need a babysitter.
00:08:22You're not a puppet.
00:08:28I'm hurting my親父.
00:08:33Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:44I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:54Hi, hi.
00:08:55Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:07I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you, Beau.
00:09:14Please, feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:17Thanks, Heather.
00:09:18Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:19Enjoy the party.
00:09:22I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:37Forget Harper.
00:09:40Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:16Huh?
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they
00:10:26can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper!
00:10:28Hey!
00:10:29Listen!
00:10:30Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:31Everyone is using the one downstairs, and ew!
00:10:34Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:35You're like your school royalty.
00:10:36Thanks!
00:10:37You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:41We're friends?
00:10:42Of course!
00:10:43I have to pee!
00:10:44Wait for me?
00:10:45Uh, yeah, of course.
00:10:46I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:10:47Oh, what?
00:10:48Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:49Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:50Everyone is using the one downstairs, and ew!
00:10:51Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:52You're like your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks!
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:56We're friends?
00:10:57Of course!
00:10:58I have to pee!
00:10:59Wait for me?
00:11:00Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:01I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:04What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold!
00:11:32Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:01What the hell?
00:12:02Attention everybody!
00:12:03Hello!
00:12:04You all seem a little bored.
00:12:08So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's Diary?
00:12:09Let's see.
00:12:10Let's see.
00:12:11Dear Diary.
00:12:12Daddy,
00:12:27So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's Diary?
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:57Christina, give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend Chris is like a dilf.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend,
00:13:17you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Does all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:37Let's go right down.
00:13:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:57Fuck this.
00:13:58Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:26You were supposed to get rid of them.
00:14:36Come to her party.
00:14:38Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:42It was a joke.
00:14:43It was a joke.
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Chris, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:56What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:16Fuck you up.
00:15:21But we're literally just girls.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out.
00:15:27The fuck out.
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:40She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:06You're crying.
00:16:07Why are you crying?
00:16:10I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:36I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:00Oh yeah?
00:17:00If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:21You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:33I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:34You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:38You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:51Oh!
00:17:53God.
00:17:56What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20It's gonna not be happening, he's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:26You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't wanna...
00:18:38I don't wanna play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:56What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:18What the...
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen?
00:19:23Like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:34There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:37You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy.
00:19:54You wanna piss off?
00:20:02Rule number three.
00:20:02Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:24So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:26Uh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:33Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:47You have curfew.
00:20:52Uh.
00:21:13How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:47You better have a good idea.
00:22:08you're at a fucking strip club harper
00:22:23your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:38oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find
00:22:49a room somewhere else i'm looking for harper it says her location is here so step aside before
00:22:56i make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for
00:23:02hey wait wait wait he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:23you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:27hey no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:35it's for a class project give them this camera back you prick class my ass is that what you
00:23:41told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight Chris stop not until i pummel this
00:23:46creep then the camera's next hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars you should
00:23:51have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn that is enough
00:23:57that is art give them this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there and i'll
00:24:24give one of those creeps a lap dance see how much my dad likes that
00:24:34your choice
00:24:39camera it is
00:24:42no no no no no no no you asshole if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that
00:24:50camera so far down your throat you'll be shitting out polaroids what the funk is your problem
00:24:58you're leaving now
00:25:11so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends i did it for your own good
00:25:18you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me around for your safety because clearly
00:25:24you can't do it on your own you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you like a piece
00:25:29of meat my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:38jealous jealous
00:25:40you're cute harper i'll give you that and those things you do they're cute too you know what's not cute
00:25:56me jealous now you were right i'm in some shady business and i don't give two shits about what
00:26:01your little friends think about me you better not test me or i'll break you
00:26:09in more than one way
00:26:15well guess what you just called me harper instead a kid
00:26:19just admit that you want me
00:26:30what the hell is happening to me
00:26:34there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:38put your seat belt on you know what chris you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:42fine but i'm gonna make you crazy for me let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:50so are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:55no
00:26:57are you sleeping with the professor oh my god maria no ew
00:27:03that's my dad's best friend chris collins he was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:07hmm and he secretly wants to fuck you i don't know but i do know that that's the only way my
00:27:13dad will agree to send him home um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:22think about it
00:27:26we need to get my dad to fire chris the only way to do that is if he makes a move so that's step one
00:27:32hmm you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:36he was jealous harps yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods he's
00:27:43like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter not jealous of you dummy jealous over you it looked
00:27:52like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie so all we have to do is somehow make
00:27:58chris more jealous until until he snaps and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's
00:28:04daughter and when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time
00:28:12here's to operation seduction chris collins you better watch out because i get what i want
00:28:19too many of you know sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:37what do you want you done giving me the salad treatment um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him i mean i
00:28:59brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later oh wait wait wait
00:29:11i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on
00:29:16what's your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble no i just i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie but it's
00:29:37well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:49but what about your date
00:29:58jade please jade jade
00:30:02how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real
00:30:17this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:23it's true love there's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo or
00:30:34maybe
00:30:36you're just a soulless ai bot and there are batteries in your back
00:30:42what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:55what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:00now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:03don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin you well i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:16as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:23not a lie you are a beautiful woman and i'm too much for the kid you can't handle me
00:31:31try me
00:31:37i don't do that lovey-dovey shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:31:45maybe i'm into that no i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:55just
00:32:09shut up and watch the movie
00:32:10i'm sorry i love you
00:32:13this is the last thing i can do for you
00:32:15you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:32:30i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:33i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:37you're late big daddy
00:32:40but you sound pissed
00:32:42so i'll wait
00:32:44you want to come in and fuck your frustration up
00:32:47not tonight
00:32:49busy busy
00:32:53never for me you're not
00:32:54what the hell could you possibly be are you with another woman
00:33:00woman no
00:33:04not a woman
00:33:07do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:10not this guy
00:33:19who's my number
00:33:28whoever this girl is
00:33:30your days are numbered
00:33:31you do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:40she's going to be the dead to me
00:33:54did
00:33:57because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:00she's going to be the dead to me
00:34:09stay
00:34:14damn it harper
00:34:30you
00:34:57you know if you're trying to fill me up
00:34:59you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:03oh my god did we have sex
00:35:06oh my god did we have sex
00:35:08i slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:10his business partner
00:35:12i'm a dead girl walking
00:35:14no but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:23so so we didn't
00:35:25no
00:35:25because you're still alive
00:35:29trust me you can't handle a night with me angel
00:35:32one night with me is when you wouldn't survive
00:35:34you don't know that
00:35:38let's just say you're lucky you're not my type
00:35:41oh yeah
00:35:41oh yeah explain that
00:35:44that's morning wood sweetheart
00:35:47don't get your hopes up
00:35:48we're not on a nickname basis
00:35:51you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:55is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:00is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:11what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were
00:36:14i am gonna go for a kaka walk
00:36:18i'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:21with my friend
00:36:24thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:36well this will do
00:36:57so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:36:59and beat up my ex
00:37:00but not how to do laundry
00:37:13struggling much
00:37:25i don't know what your game is but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is
00:37:41pretty obvious kid
00:37:45i had no other choice i ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry
00:37:50sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt
00:37:52you just can't get away from it can you
00:37:55uh that's not
00:38:02no underwear
00:38:10that's bad manners angel
00:38:14what are you gonna do
00:38:15what are you gonna do
00:38:18what are you gonna do
00:38:23i don't know
00:38:29what are you gonna do
00:38:33you don't know me
00:38:34i'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:38:43would you complain about that princess
00:38:46i'd say do your worst
00:38:49i'd say do your worst
00:38:54mom
00:39:04i'm sorry
00:39:07i can't let this happen
00:39:08what the heck
00:39:08why are you stopping
00:39:13you deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up harper
00:39:19but but what about
00:39:20there's no buts
00:39:24i can't let this happen again
00:39:25hot block
00:39:41you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:47you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:51that was part of the plan
00:39:53i can't even go back to my own place now i'm so embarrassed
00:39:57was it big
00:40:00so big
00:40:03look i don't want to talk about chris collins dick for a second longer
00:40:06it's bad enough that i basically fondled him like i'm the sex freak wait what do you mean
00:40:11he's a sex freak like bds on the whole nine yards whips chains handcuffs
00:40:18my dad has the worst taste in friends i swear
00:40:21why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me
00:40:24wait do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight
00:40:28oh i've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:40:32what if he is coming
00:40:33well then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot if you want operation seduction to work
00:40:48stop messing with that you're gonna flash a 90 year old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:40:58you don't think it's too much maria how else are you gonna woo your man
00:41:03he's not my man
00:41:08i hope you're not talking about me
00:41:10no leave brian she doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:13you still letting us lose or make your decisions for you harps huh
00:41:23what do you want brian
00:41:27just five minutes
00:41:31fine harper are you sure it's okay maybe if i talk to him they'll finally leave me alone
00:41:43where the fuck do you think you're taking
00:42:02i want to get back together
00:42:03you cheated on me i deserve better brian and it's not going to be from you
00:42:10but that was months ago huh haven't you already got your payback yet this isn't about payback
00:42:18i've moved on and you should too
00:42:22what do you mean moved on hmm you you are you fucking other guys you slut
00:42:28no no no no no no no no let me see them let me see how you're fucking other guys show me show me
00:42:37let go of me
00:42:39there's the most handsome man at the gala
00:42:42i was hoping i'd run into you a drink i don't have time for this
00:42:47you still owe me for our cancelled plans you know that's not happening ever
00:42:52are you fucking breaking up with me me we were never a thing to begin with babe
00:43:01get the fuck out of my way before i ruin you it's not a threat it's a fact
00:43:11you'll regret this christopher but i'm not going to come after you
00:43:14i'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:24help me help why are you playing so hard again now slut
00:43:28stop it that's enough oh good girl
00:43:34you are going to regret that you bitch i don't think she will actually
00:43:38that's for calling her a bitch
00:43:40and this next one is because this suit is a dior custom and you just made me rip it
00:43:45asshole
00:43:48you okay
00:43:52take her you psychopath she's fucking used goods anyways
00:43:55stop it you're gonna kill him good he's not worth it let's go
00:44:14if you contact her if you go anywhere near her i'll finish the job i promise
00:44:20let's go
00:44:25oh
00:44:39fuck
00:44:42chris you almost killed him
00:44:45should we call 9-1-1
00:44:47seriously harper
00:44:49he tried to hurt you you still care about him
00:44:51i handled myself just fine and if i wasn't there to save your ass what would have happened
00:45:12you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:21so you're the little slut that chris wants to play with now
00:45:29let's see who you are
00:45:35do we have to do this what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:45:48doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:45:52your dad wants me to keep you safe so yes
00:45:55we have to do this we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:46:09i'm gonna throw up
00:46:11i'm gonna throw up
00:46:15breathe
00:46:18and do this
00:46:31i'm right here don't focus on the water just look at me
00:46:50it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay i got you it's okay it's okay
00:47:21you're fine you're fine
00:47:30just breathe just keep breathing
00:47:35how are you feeling
00:47:43fine just insanely distracted
00:47:46ready for the next step
00:47:55i don't know if i'm ready
00:47:58i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:48:03i thought you didn't make this
00:48:06what
00:48:09oh my god oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:48:13what goes on in that head of yours
00:48:23i want you to get used to being underwired
00:48:43i want you to be underwired
00:48:59you're okay you're okay
00:49:02i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:49:05You did amazing.
00:49:12It's just going to get better and better.
00:49:14You didn't.
00:49:18It's okay.
00:49:20We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him.
00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Hartley.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:52Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:05I really like it.
00:50:18What the hell?
00:50:19What are you doing?
00:50:20We need to talk about this first.
00:50:22Inside.
00:50:22With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:23Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease.
00:50:27I just care about you.
00:50:29So you are a grandpa?
00:50:31Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:33Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:39No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:45I'm going to shower.
00:50:45Harper, what are you doing?
00:50:58Harper, what are you doing?
00:50:58So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:10Running a daycare.
00:51:11Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:21I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:25I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:29And I wanted to warn you, he might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:37Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:42Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:49You've been tracking him?
00:51:51What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:53The same kind he is.
00:51:55Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:04Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10I'm surprised.
00:52:13Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:16Just all around...
00:52:18Not intense enough for him.
00:52:21Not intense enough?
00:52:23Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:28Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:33I mean, look at you.
00:52:34You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:41Don't call me that.
00:52:42You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:52Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that.
00:52:57Kissing.
00:52:58Pillow talk.
00:52:59Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:07He'll be bored of you and meek.
00:53:10He actually lives here with me.
00:53:13You're a skank.
00:53:14Ah!
00:53:15Help me!
00:53:24I can't swim!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30Help!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:31Harper!
00:53:44Harper!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:48Smile for Tiana.
00:53:49Get out of here.
00:53:51Please, don't.
00:53:52Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:56That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:53:58Harper!
00:54:02Harper!
00:54:28No!
00:54:38Harper! No!
00:54:40Come on!
00:54:50Harper! Harper!
00:54:52Breathe!
00:54:54It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're safe.
00:54:58I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:00I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:02You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:04Just breathe.
00:55:06You're safe now.
00:55:08Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:12It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:16Harper could never homewreck us a lot.
00:55:20She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:22I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:26We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:30She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:36You killed me, Carter.
00:55:40I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:46I don't love you.
00:55:48And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:52How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:56She's fine.
00:55:58Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:08What are you doing?
00:56:10Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:16And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27You got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:36Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:41Please.
00:56:42Don't.
00:56:43I'll do anything.
00:56:44Please.
00:56:45What are you doing?
00:56:58Chris, no.
00:57:00Wait.
00:57:01Wait.
00:57:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:24She will not bother you again.
00:57:27I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:31I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:42We weren't a thing.
00:57:46Not a brand of her.
00:57:48Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that...
00:58:03That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:09She said that...
00:58:10That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:19Satisfy you.
00:58:20In bed.
00:58:21That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:22You'd never be into me.
00:58:24Is that true?
00:58:25That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:26But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:39I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:40I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:41When I was in that pool, I...
00:58:42I really thought I was gonna die.
00:58:43And all I could think about was all the things I had to do.
00:58:44I was in that pool.
00:58:45I really thought I was gonna die.
00:58:48And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:58:49What did you regret?
00:58:50Not doing this sooner.
00:58:51No.
00:58:52No.
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00:59:46What the hell am I doing?
00:59:49Why don't you stop again?
00:59:51You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:54Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:56I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:01This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:04So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:10I'm too dangerous.
01:00:12So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:23There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:28It's because you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:33You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37Not you.
01:00:38Don't!
01:00:39You're a psycho.
01:00:42I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:58Morning.
01:01:00Bagel?
01:01:01I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:12No.
01:01:16What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:26Are we even now?
01:01:29You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:33What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:34I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:51Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:55Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:59I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:20Nope.
01:02:22And he's never going to.
01:02:23Huh?
01:02:24I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:31Oh, hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:46Okay.
01:02:48Okay.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:51Hey.
01:02:51Hey.
01:02:51Hey.
01:02:52Hey.
01:02:52Hey.
01:02:53Hey.
01:02:53Hey.
01:02:54Hey.
01:03:02Wow.
01:03:03How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:04Like a million hours?
01:03:06Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:14Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:16I think I hear them coming.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:41One last touch.
01:03:46Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:03:56Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:02Huh?
01:04:03What?
01:04:04No, no, no, no.
01:04:07My final project.
01:04:09How am I going to graduate?
01:04:11Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:13Harper.
01:04:18Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:26Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:31Don't say that.
01:04:33It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:43Did you do this?
01:04:45Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:54Guess what?
01:04:55You have no proof.
01:04:57Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:00That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:04Harper.
01:05:05There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:08Professor, I can explain.
01:05:10Harper, is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly, isn't it, professor?
01:05:20We have to fail Harper.
01:05:22It looks like a complete choke.
01:05:25Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:29In fact, the guest just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Who would buy this crap?
01:05:36I would.
01:05:37Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:52I would.
01:05:55It's you.
01:05:56You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:00Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:02Don't you know who this is?
01:06:04Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:08There's no way.
01:06:09That's okay, professor.
01:06:10Not everyone has taste.
01:06:15How much for this painting?
01:06:16Oh, no, you really don't.
01:06:17Our starting price is $18.
01:06:23Done.
01:06:26Wait, $1,800?
01:06:28You can study at this school or not.
01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:35You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:47Here's two mil.
01:06:48What?
01:06:49Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:53Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:56Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:59Are you fucking kidding me?!
01:07:03Are you fucking kidding me?!
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:10Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:14My father still runs this university.
01:07:17Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:28You're going to get us expelled! Professor, you can't.
01:07:32Please.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, Professor!
01:07:37Not so fast.
01:07:38What the fuck else do you want from me?!
01:07:42I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:58Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:07No stresses, though.
01:08:09Wait, what?
01:08:10Hi.
01:08:14AHHHHH!
01:08:18AHHHHH!
01:08:20AHHHHH!
01:08:22A DRESS!
01:08:23This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:25You're going to fucking pay for this?!
01:08:28What was it that you two said?
01:08:30Oh, right.
01:08:31Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:33was me the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why are you
01:08:42grabbing us they're the ones who did this arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this on
01:08:49camera i'll see you later congratulations on the sale miss reed chris that was 18 grand
01:08:58that's 18 000 seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:06what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:14he um i mean i
01:09:20i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help
01:09:26show you how much i want you
01:09:30blindfold i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:48bad things
01:09:54but only if you want me to
01:09:58i do
01:10:02why'd we stop we've been waiting so long for this
01:10:16i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:22and i'll wait for you
01:10:28or that for me tonight
01:10:32harper
01:10:38harper
01:10:39harper
01:10:40hello earth to harper you need to look at this
01:10:44can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:46very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:10:50no no that's what i need to tell you about harper look
01:10:54you've got the money i swear
01:10:58the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:11:00harper he's dangerous
01:11:02you need to move out now you can't keep living with him
01:11:05i need to talk to him okay harper
01:11:17taxi for harper
01:11:21who are you
01:11:23hey let go of me stop it
01:11:25please
01:11:35please let me go
01:11:37if it's money i'll give you however much you want
01:11:41harper
01:11:43harper
01:11:45harper
01:11:47ryan
01:11:49why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:51we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:11:53you psycho
01:11:55he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:11:57he humiliated me
01:12:01but luckily for me
01:12:03your little boyfriend
01:12:05what does he have he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:07ain't that right fellas
01:12:09once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:13well we don't need to get into gory details do we
01:12:18no
01:12:19no
01:12:20you can just watch
01:12:22no
01:12:24no no no no
01:12:26no no
01:12:27no
01:12:30no no
01:12:44a trap
01:12:46What the hell?
01:13:04Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:09I hope you don't mind.
01:13:10I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:14Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:15you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:23Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:13:25You're gonna explain.
01:13:27But first,
01:13:29you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:32Is that text a prank?
01:13:36Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:40Do we have some fun with you
01:13:42after we kill Heather Grant?
01:13:45Should we make him watch?
01:13:52Oh!
01:13:53Looks like he's here.
01:13:55Are you ready
01:13:56to see your old friend
01:13:59die, Harper?
01:14:01Huh?
01:14:02Get ready, boys.
01:14:03I'm going to make you regret
01:14:18you ever touched her.
01:14:25That's what happens, Chris,
01:14:26when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:28What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:47What?
01:14:47I can't talk without you.
01:14:48The bodyguards?
01:14:49Let me go!
01:14:57I-I-I-I'll leave all of you!
01:14:58I already told you once.
01:14:59You should have listened to me then.
01:15:04I'm going to kill you
01:15:05in the goddamn thing.
01:15:06Ah!
01:15:07Ah!
01:15:14Call 9-1-8-2-11-675-9.
01:15:17I'm defeated.
01:15:24Are you okay?
01:15:26Did he hurt you?
01:15:28Chris,
01:15:29I put you in-in danger.
01:15:32You should run far away
01:15:33from me and my package.
01:15:35When it comes to you, Harper,
01:15:36I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:44Would someone
01:15:45like to tell me
01:15:47what the fuck is going on?
01:15:52Oh my god, dad!
01:15:53What the hell?
01:15:54It's okay.
01:15:56I'll handle it.
01:15:56I want to hear it
01:15:57from my daughter.
01:15:58Why are you making out
01:15:59with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:01I want an answer now
01:16:02before I-before I kill him!
01:16:03No, dad!
01:16:04Look,
01:16:05I know we don't have
01:16:07the most warm
01:16:07and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:09But?
01:16:10Deep down,
01:16:11I know that
01:16:12you just want me
01:16:15to be safe.
01:16:20Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:22Please don't be mad.
01:16:25You're wrong about that.
01:16:28It's not deep down.
01:16:29It is the most important
01:16:32thing to me,
01:16:33your happiness.
01:16:36If that means
01:16:37being with Chris,
01:16:39then he better not
01:16:40screw this up,
01:16:42or I will make him
01:16:43regret it.
01:16:45I believe you.
01:16:47You keep her safe.
01:16:49with my goddamn life.
01:16:53You remember my instructions?
01:17:12Yes.
01:17:13Yes, daddy.
01:17:28Say it.
01:17:31Yes, daddy.
01:17:32I want you to beg for it.
01:17:41I want you
01:17:43to fuck me now.
01:17:45What?
01:17:47What you looking for.
01:17:48What you looking for.
01:17:57I want you to beg for it.
01:17:59What?
01:18:05Daddy,
01:18:06say it
01:18:07or I'll punish you.
01:18:09Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:39Are you sure about that?
01:18:56You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:00You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:20You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:24Rich am I?
01:19:27Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:51Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:57I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:04You're different.
01:20:06Ready for round five?
01:20:20Stop it. I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:25What if I don't?
01:20:26Who is that?
01:20:27Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:28Honey, you home?
01:20:29Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:30Stop it.
01:20:31Come in.
01:20:32I told you I was busy.
01:20:33This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:35If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:37Okay, I will.
01:20:38Can you get out?
01:20:39Okay, I will.
01:20:40Can you get out?
01:20:42You?
01:20:45I think I've had enough surprises to last a life for my santa.
01:20:47Is it?
01:20:48This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:50If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:53Okay, I will.
01:20:55Can you get out?
01:21:09I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:12Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:14No, please keep them covered.
01:21:17I want to give a speech.
01:21:18And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:20I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:23You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:28Just get on with it.
01:21:30What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part, it's dangerous for me to let people into my
01:21:39life and for me to be...
01:21:44Vulnerable?
01:21:46Yeah.
01:21:47But I knew, when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:52You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:53You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:54And I want to be around you.
01:21:55Forever.
01:21:57Forever.
01:21:58So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:00I'm moving you in there.
01:22:02As a graduation present.
01:22:03And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:09Only if you want to.
01:22:10Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:12Are you serious?
01:22:13What's wrong?
01:22:14It's a tacky?
01:22:15I liked it.
01:22:16I thought...
01:22:17Deal!
01:22:18Deal!
01:22:19But, I'm one condition, one friend.
01:22:33Are you serious?
01:22:36What's wrong? It's a tacky? I liked it. I thought-
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:46But I'm one condition, one friend.
01:22:49Which is?
01:22:50You have to move in there with me.
01:22:54Deal.
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