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Billionaire Situationship shortmintz
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:13Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:23Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28Leanne, you and Asher are a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry Leanne, but you've got to go.
00:00:42They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:08Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:17Yeah, baby. You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:27Leanne.
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:37I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:43Goodbye, Leanne.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:47I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:48This isn't working out.
00:01:49But...
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:51What am I doing?
00:01:52So, I tell her...
00:01:53Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:01:54Thats an okra.
00:02:09Like seriously?!
00:02:13So I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Like, seriously?
00:02:21So she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I?
00:02:31Um, you're, just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So I was thinking, how about we get out of here
00:02:42and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45Uh, I'll be right back.
00:03:00Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you?
00:03:11Hey.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16It looks fun.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:27We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Pinkie swear?
00:03:30Pinkie swear.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:32Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinkie swear?
00:03:42Pinkie swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:11That's cool.
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:31How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:40Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:54I'll be your winged woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your winged men.
00:04:57I'll be your winged men.
00:05:27I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:52Stop.
00:05:57I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:35Friends forever.
00:06:36Come on.
00:06:36When we're in fear.
00:06:37You're around.
00:06:37We're around.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39You're around.
00:06:39We're around.
00:06:40You're around.
00:06:40I go to your Opportunity Fest.
00:06:41You're around.
00:06:41I'm around.
00:06:42But you're around.
00:06:42Put your mind.
00:06:43Let's never lose touch.
00:06:43What do we need?
00:06:43You're around.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:07:14Let's do that again.
00:07:44Oh, my God.
00:07:49What are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:51What am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:00Hey, I mean, since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:17Because.
00:08:18Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:52Okay, sold.
00:09:03And benefits.
00:09:04Benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello, ladies.
00:09:40Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:48We know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth a billion.
00:10:04And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:24What's this?
00:10:35I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45Article one.
00:10:46Nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article two.
00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place,
00:10:55at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58Article three.
00:10:59Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:04Article four.
00:11:06No lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:11Article five.
00:11:12Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:11:16the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:25Fine.
00:11:28And finally.
00:11:34Friends first.
00:11:36Friends first.
00:11:37Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
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00:12:00Let's see.
00:12:01Let's see.
00:12:02Let's see.
00:12:04Let's see.
00:12:05Let's see.
00:12:06Let's see.
00:12:07Let's see.
00:12:07Let's see.
00:12:37No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:45And I think you're insane.
00:12:46No, you do.
00:12:49Stop it.
00:12:55Will you go out with me?
00:12:57What?
00:12:58On a date.
00:13:00Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:02A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:07What?
00:13:13I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:16No, friends first.
00:13:18Remember?
00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:26Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:29Come on.
00:13:44Friends first?
00:13:49Friends first.
00:13:53So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:04Yes, you will.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:05He asked me out.
00:14:20He asked me out.
00:14:22Breathe, Beth.
00:14:23Breathe.
00:14:23I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:27On Asher?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:29He asked you out?
00:14:30Yes.
00:14:31On a date?
00:14:31Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:33Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:35Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:37You can give me some tips.
00:14:39Oh.
00:14:40Um.
00:14:42Yeah, okay.
00:14:43I gotta go.
00:14:44Getting a bunny pet.
00:14:45You ready for the big fight?
00:14:47I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:48Bye.
00:14:51Bye.
00:15:00Where was he born?
00:15:01Philadelphia.
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:04Uh, favorite food?
00:15:07Um.
00:15:10He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:12Oh.
00:15:13Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:15I like your pet.
00:15:17I've never seen that color before.
00:15:18Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:20It's my favorite color.
00:15:21Heliotrope purple.
00:15:23Cool.
00:15:24What about sports?
00:15:27Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:29On your date?
00:15:31I can't do that.
00:15:32If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:33he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:37Marry?
00:15:38You got a problem with that?
00:15:40Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:49Me and Asher?
00:15:52No.
00:15:53No, no, no.
00:15:54Never.
00:15:54Please.
00:15:55We're, we're friends.
00:15:58We're best friends.
00:15:59Good.
00:16:00By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:02Where'd you get it?
00:16:04Oh, masons on third.
00:16:05It's super cute.
00:16:07Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:08Uh, siblings?
00:16:13And being an only child.
00:16:16I was an only child as well.
00:16:18Really?
00:16:19Cool.
00:16:20Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:21my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:23I was born in Philly.
00:16:26Shut up.
00:16:27It's my favorite city.
00:16:30Where was the school?
00:16:32Um, I...
00:16:34Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:43How about we, um,
00:16:45share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:47That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:49I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:59I had a wonderful time.
00:17:02I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:06That would be great.
00:17:08Good night.
00:17:12Oh, my.
00:17:13Okay, thank you.
00:17:17What is it?
00:17:19I should really head out.
00:17:23Uh, take care.
00:17:25Why don't you come up?
00:17:27And I will fuck you.
00:17:29It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:31Oh, my God.
00:17:34Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:38Why?
00:17:39Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:43I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:45No, no, it...
00:17:46That's not what I meant.
00:17:47It's just...
00:17:48Sex ruins everything.
00:17:51Let's wait.
00:17:54So it can be perfect.
00:17:57Yeah?
00:18:01Yes!
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:06Toodles.
00:18:12Beth?
00:18:14It was nice.
00:18:16We have a lot in common.
00:18:17Are you jealous?
00:18:24No.
00:18:28Did you, um...
00:18:30Did you sleep together?
00:18:33No.
00:18:34But not for a lack of a trying.
00:18:37Beth?
00:18:38She's an animal.
00:18:39Oh, God.
00:18:42Stop it.
00:18:43Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:46Not for Beth.
00:18:47You don't?
00:18:48Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:50I want to wait.
00:18:51Just in case she is the one.
00:18:54You never know.
00:18:56I want to get off on the right foot.
00:18:57Okay.
00:19:03I'm never getting married.
00:19:04I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:11Oh.
00:19:13You do you.
00:19:15To each his own.
00:19:17Agreed.
00:19:18Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:19Maybe.
00:19:20Give it back.
00:19:21Come on.
00:19:22Mm-mm.
00:19:22It's not clean.
00:19:23Mm.
00:19:24Mm.
00:19:25It's my strawberry.
00:19:26All right.
00:19:26That was rude.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:20:05You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:10You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:13True love does not exist.
00:20:16You will only get hurt.
00:20:18He is your friend.
00:20:20Don't blow it.
00:20:22Friendship first.
00:20:24Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:28You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30True love does not exist.
00:20:32You will only get hurt.
00:20:33He is your friend.
00:20:35Don't blow it.
00:20:38Friendship first.
00:20:41The Amelon.
00:20:42You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:57Hey.
00:21:01Hey.
00:21:12Shit!
00:21:14I'm so sorry.
00:21:16My bad. My fault.
00:21:18Hang on.
00:21:21You got a tissue?
00:21:27Here. Let me.
00:21:28Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:31Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:34Hey, Asher.
00:21:36Eric.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:41Well, see you guys later.
00:21:46Here.
00:21:51I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:53I'm Eric.
00:22:01That was fun.
00:22:04Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:10Both.
00:22:11Okay.
00:22:11You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:15So what?
00:22:16Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:18No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh, my God.
00:22:23Are you jealous?
00:22:25No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:26Why would I be jealous?
00:22:28We're friends with benefits.
00:22:29Remember?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:35Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:37You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:38I can handle myself.
00:22:44Yeah, fine.
00:22:45Be that way.
00:22:49You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:53Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:56arrangement.
00:22:58Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:03Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:11Maybe I will.
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:24Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.
00:23:26That's me.
00:23:27Oh, my God.
00:23:29I'm Eric.
00:23:40What are you doing here?
00:23:43Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:47That's from Eric.
00:23:49Yes.
00:23:54They're nice.
00:23:54Listen, um...
00:24:00I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:03I was out of line.
00:24:04No.
00:24:06No, I was out of line.
00:24:11I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:15Oh, my God.
00:24:17Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:23Friends forever.
00:24:24Dinner later?
00:24:33Sounds awesome.
00:24:33Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:55Oh, it's just...
00:24:56I'm just so happy.
00:24:58You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:04I think he could be the one.
00:25:07Oh.
00:25:08I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:10You've only just started dating.
00:25:13Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:22Yeah.
00:25:24That's us.
00:25:26You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:30He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:33I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:39Oh.
00:25:40No.
00:25:41I don't know.
00:25:42I...
00:25:42I just want him to be happy.
00:25:44By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:46It's so unique.
00:25:48What color is it?
00:25:50Paris pink.
00:25:51I love it.
00:25:53Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:55Toodles.
00:25:55Why are you so down?
00:26:05What's wrong?
00:26:08Nothing.
00:26:10Famous last words.
00:26:12Is it attic?
00:26:15Of course not.
00:26:17How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:20She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:22Yeah, you never know.
00:26:25Give me your hand.
00:26:29I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:31Come on.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:33Okay.
00:26:34This is your lifeline.
00:26:37It's long.
00:26:39You have a nice long life.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:42This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:46Mm-hmm.
00:26:46And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:51And this is your love line.
00:26:58So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:02But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:06You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:30Great idea.
00:27:31Listen, it's lost.
00:27:32Yeah.
00:27:33What?
00:27:36You're hiding.
00:27:40I'm like, what are you doing?
00:27:43I've got a baby.
00:27:43Mm-hmm.
00:27:44You're not right.
00:27:46Mm-hmm.
00:27:47Right.
00:27:49Yeah.
00:27:49Cool.
00:27:50What?
00:27:51I don't know.
00:27:52Yeah.
00:27:54You're right.
00:27:54Woo?
00:27:55I love you.
00:27:55I love you.
00:27:57I love you.
00:27:57I love you.
00:27:57I love you.
00:27:59I love you.
00:27:59I love you.
00:28:01It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:26Do you have a key?
00:28:39Nice trick.
00:29:00Right?
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:02Who is that?
00:29:09I have no idea.
00:29:10Hello!
00:29:11Your front door is unlocked!
00:29:14My front door!
00:29:17That's...
00:29:30How could you?
00:29:34Beth!
00:29:35Wait!
00:29:36Beth!
00:29:37Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:40What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:42Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:47Hey!
00:29:51What are you doing?
00:29:53I'm leaving.
00:29:54I'm getting dressed.
00:29:55I'm going.
00:29:56I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:57I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:58You didn't do anything.
00:29:59It was me.
00:30:00I fucked up.
00:30:01You didn't do anything.
00:30:02It was me.
00:30:03I fucked up.
00:30:04You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:06It wasn't.
00:30:07It isn't.
00:30:08It doesn't matter.
00:30:09I fucked up.
00:30:10Whatever it is.
00:30:11It was.
00:30:12I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:31Hunts first?
00:30:32Hunts first?
00:30:37Hunts first.
00:30:52Hey, Beth.
00:30:53Go away!
00:30:54I need to talk to you.
00:31:03I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:06You on the other hand.
00:31:07I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:09No, no.
00:31:10It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:11It was a stupid game.
00:31:12Friends with benefits.
00:31:13But it's over now, okay?
00:31:15I promise.
00:31:16Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not.
00:31:26Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:30Really?
00:31:32Hey.
00:31:33I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:35You and me.
00:31:38Please.
00:31:39Give me another chance.
00:31:47I suppose.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:05Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:07Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:09I'm so confused.
00:32:11Friends forever, remember?
00:32:16Eric.
00:32:20Hi.
00:32:21I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:23I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:27I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:38Asher?
00:32:39Asher, it's me.
00:32:40I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:42What's going on?
00:32:43Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:44Call me!
00:32:45AHHHHH!
00:32:46AHHHHH!
00:32:47AHHHHH!
00:32:48AHHHHH!
00:32:49AHHHHH!
00:32:58Okay, Leigh-Anne.
00:32:59I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:02I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:05If you ever want to be friends again...
00:33:07You know where to find me.
00:33:08It's Eric.
00:33:09Leave a message.
00:33:10Hey, Eric.
00:33:11Um...
00:33:12I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night.
00:33:13and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:14Asher?
00:33:15Asher?
00:33:16Asher?
00:33:17Where are you?
00:33:18Asher?
00:33:19Asher?
00:33:20Asher?
00:33:21Asher?
00:33:22Asher?
00:33:23Asher?
00:33:24Asher?
00:33:25Asher?
00:33:26Asher?
00:33:27Where are you?
00:33:28Why won't you call me back?
00:33:29I know!
00:33:30You're with her!
00:33:31You lied to me!
00:33:32Okay!
00:33:33Miss you!
00:33:34Call me!
00:33:35Bye!
00:33:36Beth!
00:33:37I got your phone!
00:33:38It's Eric!
00:33:39It's Eric!
00:33:40Leave a message!
00:33:41Hey, Eric!
00:33:42Um...
00:33:43I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night.
00:33:45And I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher?
00:33:47Asher?
00:33:48Where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:50I know!
00:33:51You're with her!
00:33:52You lied to me!
00:33:53Okay!
00:33:54Miss you!
00:33:55Call me!
00:33:56Bye!
00:33:57Beth!
00:33:58I got your 35 messages!
00:34:01Uh...
00:34:02Listen...
00:34:03I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but...
00:34:07Maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:10I'll call you when I can.
00:34:19AHHHHH!!!
00:34:22AHHHHH!!!
00:34:24AHHHHH!!!
00:34:25AHHHHH!!!
00:34:26AHHHHH!!!
00:34:27AHHH!!!
00:34:28A UH!
00:34:29EHHHHH!!!
00:34:30AHHHHH!!!
00:34:31AHHH!!!
00:34:32EHHIfY!!!
00:34:33AHH!!
00:34:34AHH!
00:34:35AHHH!!!
00:34:36Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:34:39Babe!
00:34:40Slow down!
00:34:41AHH!
00:34:42AHH!!!
00:34:43AHHH!
00:34:44EHH!
00:34:45To love.
00:34:50Wait.
00:34:52Love sucks.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:58I think we've had enough.
00:35:01How about we head back to my place?
00:35:07Fabulous.
00:35:10Easy.
00:35:15What a goodie, doesn't it?
00:35:45I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:13Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:16You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:18No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:20Is it Leanne?
00:36:22I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:25You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:27I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:30Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:35It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:37No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:42Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:48I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:50Oh, yeah.
00:37:05No way.
00:37:06No way.
00:37:07Yeah, yeah.
00:37:07Oh, yeah.
00:37:08Isn't she amazing?
00:37:09Yeah, yeah.
00:37:11I certainlyiv
00:38:16What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:35Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:37Hey, your best isn't good enough. He causes the game.
00:38:41Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:43Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:45She can handle herself.
00:38:47Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:49Look at the loser.
00:38:52It's all embarrassing.
00:38:56Fucking prank.
00:38:58Come here.
00:39:02Come on.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:32You're right.
00:39:34You're right.
00:40:36I'm never meant to hurt you.
00:40:39You're fired.
00:40:41You can't fire me.
00:40:42I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:45I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:47You can't.
00:40:48She'll sue.
00:40:51Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:55And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:00See ya.
00:41:01I'm sorry.
00:42:31Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:53How about a hotel this time?
00:42:57We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:03Love, your friend, your benefits, Leanne.
00:43:08XO, XO.
00:43:11When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:20I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:22Then how do you explain these texts?
00:43:24I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:27You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:34I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:36I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:38Eric, why would I cheat on you?
00:43:41You're my lover.
00:43:42You're my best friend.
00:43:44Learvia.
00:43:48I am not a cheater.
00:43:50I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:54I do.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:24I will, I will, I will!
00:44:41Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:55Or both.
00:44:56Thoughts?
00:45:00Please, don't marry her.
00:45:02You don't love her.
00:45:04You're rebounding.
00:45:11I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:14Thoughts?
00:45:17A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:19Thoughts?
00:45:23They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:26Thoughts?
00:45:41Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:45I think they'd really get along, because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:50Did you know that?
00:45:50It's crazy.
00:45:52Oh my god.
00:46:08Hello?
00:46:09Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:15You're going to love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:17I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:21Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:22Sure.
00:46:23Okay.
00:46:23Thanks.
00:46:24Thanks.
00:46:24Thanks.
00:46:39Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:51Okay.
00:46:55You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:46:58Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:02Ever.
00:47:02Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:14Effective now.
00:47:15Wait.
00:47:16What?
00:47:18Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:23Who's the source?
00:47:29Oh my god.
00:47:31Why would she do this?
00:47:33Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:36No, it's not true.
00:47:37This will ruin me.
00:47:38You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:44But you never speak to me again.
00:47:48So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:50Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:54It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:56It's already in the trades.
00:47:58You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:00Nobody will touch you.
00:48:03So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:05Asha?
00:48:14You bitch.
00:48:16What?
00:48:17You jealous bitch.
00:48:19What are you doing?
00:48:21What are you...
00:48:21I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:23So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:26Honey?
00:48:28What are you talking about?
00:48:29I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:32Well, job well done.
00:48:33Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:35Stay away from me.
00:48:38Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:41We are not friends.
00:48:44Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:46Stay away from me.
00:48:47Don't contact me.
00:48:49Don't speak to me.
00:48:50Don't look at me.
00:48:57You are dead to me.
00:49:05You are dead to me.
00:51:52Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:03I didn't write this.
00:52:04Heliotrope purple.
00:52:13It was Beth.
00:52:18Heliotrope purple.
00:52:19It was Beth.
00:52:25She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:28Oh my God.
00:52:29Huntington's had her day.
00:52:31I have to warn him.
00:52:32Come on, come on.
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:37Come on.
00:52:37Come on.
00:52:39Come on.
00:52:45Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:46Beth.
00:52:47Beth?
00:53:00Beth?
00:53:00Beth?
00:53:14Beth?
00:53:14Beth?
00:53:14Beth?
00:53:14Beth?
00:53:27I mean, what's the matter?
00:53:29Oh my God.
00:54:01Oh, my God.
00:54:19She's insane.
00:54:21What are you doing here?
00:54:25Beth.
00:54:27You set me up.
00:54:30You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:33I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:38And I won.
00:54:41You stay away from me.
00:54:43You're insane.
00:54:47I'll scream.
00:54:49Nobody will hear you.
00:54:50I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:03I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:04I promise, Beth.
00:55:07Okay?
00:55:08You and Asher are...
00:55:10You're a great couple.
00:55:13He loves you.
00:55:14Why don't I just go away?
00:55:19I'll move.
00:55:20I'll quit my job.
00:55:22Just...
00:55:23Please.
00:55:24Beth.
00:55:26Don't hurt me.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:29I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:33But you've got to go.
00:55:35Ah!
00:55:35I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:44But you've got to go.
00:55:46Ah!
00:55:47No!
00:55:48I can't...
00:55:50I can't...
00:55:52Fugues.
00:56:00I'm sorry.
00:56:01I can't...
00:56:01You're...
00:56:03You're...
00:56:04You're...
00:56:08I've been a lot of...
00:56:09You're...
00:56:09I'm...
00:56:10I'm...
00:56:11I'm sorry.
00:56:12No!
00:56:13You're...
00:56:14No!
00:56:14No, no, wait till...
00:56:15I'm sorry.
00:56:17No, no.
00:56:18No, no.
00:56:18Oh, no.
00:56:20I'm sorry.
00:56:50Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:04You're not going anywhere.
00:57:08You're crazy.
00:57:10You're never getting away with it.
00:57:12Oh, and I will.
00:57:14See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:15And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:18And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:22I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:30You bitch.
00:57:32You bitch!
00:57:34Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:57:40Toodles!
00:57:48You bitch!
00:57:57You bitch!
00:58:10Oh, my God.
00:58:40Oh, my God.
00:59:10Oh, my God.
00:59:40Oh, my God.
00:59:49Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
00:59:56Stop.
00:59:56What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:13What's going on, Beth?
01:00:15Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:19Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:22Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:30What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:35Is this true?
01:00:37Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:00:40She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:45Oh, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:00:53Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:01Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:05Beth, how could you?
01:01:07I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:09Get off me!
01:01:15I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:18Just...
01:01:18Hey!
01:01:22Hey!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24Asher.
01:01:26No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:28I...
01:01:29Beth, why don't you take me?
01:01:31Asher, I'll leave you in your life if you have to climb!
01:01:36Hey.
01:01:38You okay?
01:01:40Yeah, I think so.
01:01:43Okay.
01:01:44Good.
01:01:45Dad.
01:01:46Someone grab a chair.
01:01:50You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57Dad!
01:01:58Someone grab a chair.
01:02:04Babe.
01:02:06Hey.
01:02:06Wake up, babe.
01:02:08Baby, wake up.
01:02:09Baby.
01:02:10Hey, wake up.
01:02:11Wake up, baby.
01:02:13Leanne.
01:02:15Asher.
01:02:16Yes, it's me.
01:02:18And it's all over.
01:02:22I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:27I'm more sorry.
01:02:29You saved me.
01:02:30You're my hero.
01:02:36I'm sure I love you.
01:02:39I love you, Liam.
01:02:40Let me help you.
01:02:53But before I take you to the hospital,
01:02:57I have a question to ask you.
01:02:59Will you marry me?
01:03:11Yes.
01:03:12Yes.
01:03:13Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:14Yes.
01:03:20They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:23But sometimes,
01:03:25it makes everything better.
01:03:35Short Drama Free.
01:03:36Follow for more.
01:03:53Westerningen tester.
01:03:53All right.
01:03:54Yeah.
01:03:55Okay.
01:03:57Good.
01:03:57Tryação.
01:03:59réponse.
01:04:02All right.
01:04:03All right.
01:04:03Listen.
01:04:11People came in as saying something.
01:04:14If you go beyond that principle,
01:04:14let me go beyond any problems.
01:04:15Even there will be different passions.
01:04:16What can I do?
01:04:17I can't hold you up right now.
01:04:18Don't you will be here?
01:04:19That's all right.
01:04:19Everybody man.
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