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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:13Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:23Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28Leanne, you and Asher are a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry Leanne, but you've got to go.
00:00:42They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:08Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:17Yeah, baby. You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:27Leanne.
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:37I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:43Goodbye, Leanne.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:47I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:48This isn't working out.
00:01:49But...
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:51What am I doing?
00:01:52So, I tell her...
00:01:53Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:01:54That's an okra.
00:01:55Like seriously?
00:01:56So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:00And I tell her...
00:02:02Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:04That's an okra!
00:02:06Like seriously?
00:02:10So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:16Oh, yeah.
00:02:17Good luck!
00:02:18A great joke.
00:02:19Look!
00:02:20What are you doing?
00:02:21So she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So I was thinking,
00:02:40how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45I'll be right back.
00:02:51Oh, damn it.
00:03:01Shit.
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:07Oh, yeah.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12Here.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:27We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:44Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00They're our biggest client.
00:04:01Mm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:10That's cool.
00:04:16What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:34How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:40Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm,
00:04:44I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing men.
00:04:57You're not your wing men.
00:05:16I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:43I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:53Stop.
00:05:54I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:15父 asses me.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Oh, my God.
00:06:29Oh, my God.
00:06:33Oh, my God.
00:06:33Oh, my God.
00:06:34Let's go.
00:07:04Let's go.
00:07:34Let's do that again.
00:07:36Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:50I don't know.
00:07:51What am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh, my head.
00:07:55Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:04Hey, didn't that mean since we're here?
00:08:07What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:10What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:16Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:20Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:24I suppose you're right.
00:08:27But still.
00:08:29But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:36What?
00:08:37Friends with benefits.
00:08:39Sex without strings.
00:08:42You do you, I do me.
00:08:44And we do each other.
00:08:50Interesting.
00:08:51Yes.
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:53Sold.
00:08:54And benefits.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:57Sold.
00:08:58Plenty of benefits.
00:08:59Okay.
00:09:00Sold.
00:09:01Plenty of benefits.
00:09:02And benefits.
00:09:03And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:04For the fourth quarter.
00:09:05And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:06For the fourth quarter.
00:09:07And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:28For the fourth quarter.
00:09:30And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:32Asher.
00:09:34Hello ladies.
00:09:40Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47We know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:52What are you doing here?
00:09:53He's here to see my father.
00:09:55Wait, what?
00:09:56Daddy owns the company.
00:09:58I know.
00:09:59I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:01company I work at. He's worth billions. And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college. Clearly. Listen, gotta run, but talk to you later? Sure. Good to
00:10:17see you, Beth. You too. Oh, what a man.
00:10:31What's this? I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract. A contract? It outlines
00:10:42the parameters of our relationship. Okay. Article one. Nobody knows. It might get in the way of us
00:10:49seeing other people. Good point. Article two. We meet at a mutually agreed upon place at a mutually
00:10:55agreed upon time. Okay. Article three. Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed. Article four. No lies. No lies. Article five. Once one party sleeps with another
00:11:15person, the agreement is over. I don't like that one. Gets too complicated otherwise. Fine.
00:11:26And finally. Friends first. Friends first.
00:11:37Let's see. Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:49Let's see.
00:12:01Let's see.
00:12:13Let's see.
00:12:13Let's see.
00:12:25no i think the wife did it and i think you're insane no you do
00:12:47will you go out with me what on a date like will you go on a date with me a real one no
00:13:05what i mean no the contract forget the contract no friends first remember
00:13:19sex romance it ruins everything
00:13:23i'm sure you mean way too much to me for that
00:13:35come on friends first
00:13:45friends first
00:13:53so see at seven tonight yes you will
00:14:05he asked me out he asked me out breathe breathe i've been crushing on him for so long
00:14:26on asher yes he asked you out yes on a date yes yes yes will you grab a coffee with me
00:14:35because you two are such good friends you can give me some tips oh um yeah okay i gotta go
00:14:44getting a manny patty ready for the big fight i'm totally freaking out
00:14:49bye
00:14:51where was he born philadelphia philadelphia uh favorite food
00:15:05um he likes hot fudge sundaes
00:15:12oh hot fudge sundae
00:15:14i like your pen i've never seen that color before
00:15:18daddy has a made for me special it's my favorite color heliotrope purple
00:15:22um what about sports
00:15:27what about sports why don't you just ask him this yourself on your date
00:15:31i can't do that if i'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be
00:15:35mary you got a problem with that
00:15:40why have the two of you never hooked up any home
00:15:48me and asher
00:15:50no no no no never please we're we're friends we're best friends good by the way i love your
00:16:01outfit where'd you get it oh mason's on third super cute okay let's carry on uh siblings
00:16:09and being an only child i was an only child as well really cool
00:16:19anyhow being an only child my parents i'm in the art camp in philadelphia
00:16:23i was born in philly
00:16:26shut up it's my favorite city
00:16:29where was the school
00:16:31um i
00:16:33can i interest you in some dessert
00:16:38how about we um share a hot fudge sundae
00:16:46that is my favorite dessert
00:16:49i can't believe how much we have in common
00:16:55i had a wonderful time
00:17:01i really hope we can do this again
00:17:05that would be great
00:17:07good night
00:17:09oh my
00:17:12okay thank you
00:17:15i should really head out
00:17:21thank you uh take care why don't you come up
00:17:27and i will fuck you
00:17:29it's within an inch of your life
00:17:31oh my god
00:17:34um i don't think that would be such a good idea
00:17:37why
00:17:38because i've sworn on one night stands
00:17:41i'm a one night stand
00:17:45no no it it uh that's not what i meant
00:17:47it's just
00:17:47sex ruins everything
00:17:50let's wait
00:17:52so it can be perfect
00:17:56yes
00:17:57yes
00:18:01okay
00:18:04toodles
00:18:06beth
00:18:13it was nice
00:18:15we have a lot in common
00:18:17are you
00:18:21jealous
00:18:22no
00:18:24did you um
00:18:29did you sleep together
00:18:32no
00:18:33but not for a lack of a trying
00:18:36beth
00:18:37she's an animal
00:18:39oh
00:18:40god
00:18:41stop it
00:18:43besides i don't want to ruin our arrangement
00:18:45not for beth you don't
00:18:48yeah my days of one night stands are over
00:18:50i want to wait
00:18:51just in case she is
00:18:53the one
00:18:54you never know
00:18:55i want to get off on the right foot
00:18:57i'm never getting married
00:19:06i'm ready to settle down
00:19:07well
00:19:11you do you
00:19:14to each his own
00:19:16agreed
00:19:17did you steal my fudge
00:19:19maybe
00:19:19give it back
00:19:20give it back
00:19:21come on
00:19:22it's not clean
00:19:23it's my strawberry
00:19:26alright
00:19:26that was rude
00:19:36let's see
00:20:03Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher. You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:13True love does not exist. You will only get hurt. He is your friend. Don't blow it. Friendship first.
00:20:24Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher. You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:29True love does not exist. You will only get hurt. He is your friend. Don't blow it.
00:20:38Friendship first. Leanne Lamont.
00:20:59Hey. Shit. I'm so sorry.
00:21:15Uh, my bad. My fault. Hang on. You got a tissue?
00:21:27Here. Let me.
00:21:28Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:31Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:34Hey, Asher.
00:21:36Eric.
00:21:36Eric.
00:21:36Okay. Well, see you guys later.
00:21:46Here.
00:21:51I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:53I'm Eric.
00:21:53That was fun.
00:22:04Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:10Both.
00:22:11Okay.
00:22:11You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:14So what?
00:22:16Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:18No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh, my God.
00:22:23Are you jealous?
00:22:25No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
00:22:28We're friends with benefits. Remember?
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:33You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:35Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:41I can handle myself.
00:22:44Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:22:45Okay.
00:22:49You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:54Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:56arrangement.
00:22:59Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:07Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:11Maybe I will.
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:19That's me.
00:23:27Oh, my God.
00:23:33I'm Eric.
00:23:40What are you doing here?
00:23:43Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:47That's from Eric.
00:23:48Yes.
00:23:53They're nice.
00:23:58Listen, um...
00:24:00I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:03I was out of line.
00:24:04No.
00:24:06No, I was out of line.
00:24:11I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:15Oh, my God.
00:24:15Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:23Friends forever?
00:24:26Friends forever.
00:24:30Dinner later?
00:24:33Sounds awesome.
00:24:33Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:54Oh, it's just...
00:24:56I'm just so happy.
00:24:58You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:04I think he could be the one.
00:25:07Oh.
00:25:08I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:10You've only just started dating.
00:25:13Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:24That's us.
00:25:26You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:30He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:33I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:39Oh.
00:25:40No.
00:25:41I don't know.
00:25:42I...
00:25:42I just want him to be happy.
00:25:44By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:46It's so unique.
00:25:48What color is it?
00:25:50Paris pink.
00:25:51I love it.
00:25:53Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:55Toodles.
00:25:55Why are you so down?
00:26:05What's wrong?
00:26:08Nothing.
00:26:10Famous last words.
00:26:12Is it...
00:26:13Attic?
00:26:15Of course not.
00:26:17How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:20She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:22Yeah, you never know.
00:26:25Give me your hand.
00:26:29I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:31Come on.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:33Okay.
00:26:34This is your lifeline.
00:26:37It's long.
00:26:39You have a nice long life.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:42This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:46Mm-hmm.
00:26:47And...
00:26:48Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:51And this is your love line.
00:26:58So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:02But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:06You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:30Great idea.
00:27:31Let's go.
00:27:57Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:27Do you have a key?
00:28:34I was like it.
00:28:41Oh, nice trick.
00:29:00Right?
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:08Who is that?
00:29:09I have no idea.
00:29:10Hello?
00:29:11Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:14I run down.
00:29:27That's...
00:29:30How could you?
00:29:35Beth!
00:29:36Wait, Beth!
00:29:37Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:41What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:43Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:46Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:56What are you doing?
00:29:57I'm leaving.
00:29:58I'm getting dressed.
00:29:59I'm going.
00:30:00I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:01I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:02You didn't do anything.
00:30:03It was me.
00:30:04I fucked up.
00:30:05You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:07It wasn't.
00:30:08It isn't.
00:30:09It doesn't matter.
00:30:10I fucked up.
00:30:11Whatever it is.
00:30:12It was.
00:30:13I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:17I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:32Hunts first?
00:30:38Hunts first.
00:30:47Hey, Beth.
00:30:54Go away!
00:31:00I need to talk to you.
00:31:03I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:07You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:10No, no.
00:31:11It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:12It was a stupid game.
00:31:13Friends with benefits.
00:31:14But it's over now, okay?
00:31:16I promise.
00:31:24Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not.
00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:31Really?
00:31:33Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:36You and me.
00:31:38Please.
00:31:40Give me another chance.
00:31:47I suppose.
00:31:48I suppose.
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:53You and me.
00:31:54I don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:31:56I'm so confused.
00:31:59Friends forever.
00:32:00Remember?
00:32:01I would love to see you again.
00:32:02If you're up for it.
00:32:03I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:04I know I've been out of touch.
00:32:05But I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:07I would love to see you again.
00:32:08I don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:09I don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:10I'm so confused.
00:32:12Friends forever.
00:32:13Remember?
00:32:14I don't know why you're going to be here.
00:32:17I don't know why you're not going to be here.
00:32:19Eric.
00:32:20Hi.
00:32:21I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch.
00:32:25But I would love to see you again if you're up for it.
00:32:30Asher? Asher, it's me. I haven't heard from you in like four hours. What's going on? Are you with Leanne? Call me.
00:32:45Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:05If you ever want to be friends again, you can order to find me.
00:33:15It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:32Hey, Eric. I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:41Asher? Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back?
00:33:45I know. You're with her. You lied to me.
00:33:49Okay. Miss you. Call me. Bye.
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:02Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:11I'll call you when I can.
00:34:15Hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:41To love.
00:34:47To love.
00:34:50Wait.
00:34:52Love sucks.
00:34:53Okay, I think we've had enough.
00:35:02How about we head back with the mod?
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00:35:51i'm just so happy to see you again yeah i'm i'm sorry i've been aloof just been going through
00:36:16some stuff you want to talk about it baby no that's okay just life is it leanne
00:36:21i don't want to talk about leanne you know her and eric have gotten hot and heavy i thought she
00:36:28wasn't into eric well when i was out and about this morning i saw her leaving eric's apartment
00:36:33and would look like her clothes from last night no way she would never he's he's a knob
00:36:40which is why i grabbed a photo i guess she's not the same you think she is
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00:38:36i'm trying my best
00:38:37hey
00:38:37your best isn't good enough he causes the game
00:38:40okay hey you've had too much to do
00:38:43don't tell me what you're a good woman she can handle herself remember that part of
00:38:48your life is over everyone
00:38:50asher
00:38:50asher
00:38:50asher
00:38:51look at the loser
00:38:51it's all embarrassing
00:38:54fucking prank
00:38:57come here
00:38:58come on
00:39:03you're you're not mad them and i'm not mad at all
00:39:10and i'm not mad at all
00:39:12you're out of the way i can't believe me
00:39:15if you're on the way i can't believe me
00:39:17so
00:39:18um
00:39:20so
00:39:21so
00:39:22so
00:40:25I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:29You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:31Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:35I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:39You're fired.
00:40:41You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:45I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:47You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:51Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:55And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:58See ya?
00:41:01Shit.
00:42:31Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:53How about a hotel this time?
00:42:57We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:03Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:08XO, XO.
00:43:11When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:20I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:22Then how do you explain these texts?
00:43:24I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:27You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:34I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:36I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:38Eric, why would I cheat on you?
00:43:41You're my lover.
00:43:42You're my best friend.
00:43:44Learvia.
00:43:48I am not a cheater.
00:43:50I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:54I do.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:24I will, I will, I will!
00:44:41Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:55Or both.
00:44:56Thoughts?
00:45:00Please, don't marry her.
00:45:02You don't love her.
00:45:04You're rebounding.
00:45:11I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:14Thoughts?
00:45:17A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:19Thoughts?
00:45:23They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:26Thoughts?
00:45:41Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:45I think they'd really get along, because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:50Did you know that?
00:45:50It's crazy.
00:45:52Oh my god.
00:46:08Hello?
00:46:09Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:15You're going to love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:17I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:21Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:22Sure.
00:46:23Okay.
00:46:23Thanks.
00:46:24Thanks.
00:46:24Thanks.
00:46:39Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:51Okay.
00:46:55You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:46:58Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:02Ever.
00:47:02Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:14Effective now.
00:47:15Wait.
00:47:16What?
00:47:18Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:23Who's the source?
00:47:29Oh my god.
00:47:31Why would she do this?
00:47:33Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:36No, it's not true.
00:47:37This will ruin me.
00:47:38You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:44But you never speak to me again.
00:47:48So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:50Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:54It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:56It's already in the trades.
00:47:58You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:00Nobody will touch you.
00:48:03So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:13Asher?
00:48:14You bitch.
00:48:16What?
00:48:17You jealous bitch.
00:48:19What are you doing?
00:48:21What are you...
00:48:21I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:23So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:26Honey?
00:48:28What are you talking about?
00:48:29I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:32Well, job well done.
00:48:33Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:35Stay away from me.
00:48:38Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:41We are not friends.
00:48:44Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:46Stay away from me.
00:48:47Don't contact me.
00:48:49Don't speak to me.
00:48:50Don't look at me.
00:48:57You are dead to me.
00:49:13Don't listen to me.
00:51:57Oh, my God, this is crazy.
00:52:03I didn't write this.
00:52:04It was...
00:52:05Heliotrope purple.
00:52:13It was Beth.
00:52:18Heliotrope purple.
00:52:19It was Beth.
00:52:25She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:28Oh, my God.
00:52:29Huntington's had her day.
00:52:31I have to warn him.
00:52:32Come on.
00:52:33Come on.
00:52:35Come on, come on.
00:52:35Sure.
00:52:37Okay.
00:52:37Come on.
00:52:40Come on.
00:52:45Shit.
00:52:45He blocked me?
00:52:46Beth.
00:52:47Beth?
00:53:00Beth?
00:53:30Beth?
00:54:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:54:21What are you doing here?
00:54:25Beth, you set me up.
00:54:30You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:33I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:38And I won.
00:54:41You stay away from me.
00:54:43You're insane.
00:54:48I'll scream.
00:54:48I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:54:59I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:04I promise, Beth.
00:55:07Okay?
00:55:08You and Asher are...
00:55:10You're a great couple.
00:55:13He loves you.
00:55:16Why don't I just go away?
00:55:19I'll move.
00:55:20I'll quit my job.
00:55:22Just...
00:55:23Please.
00:55:24Beth.
00:55:26Don't hurt me.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:29I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:33But you've got to go.
00:55:35Ah!
00:55:35Ah!
00:55:40I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:44But you've got to go.
00:55:45Oh!
00:55:46No!
00:55:48I can't...
00:55:53Oh, my God!
00:55:53Oh, my God!
00:56:00Oh, my God!
00:56:02No!
00:56:02No!
00:56:10Oh, my God!
00:56:12Oh, my God!
00:56:13Ah!
00:56:14Oh, my God!
00:56:14I don't know.
00:56:44Don't bother.
00:57:02That pipe's in there good.
00:57:04You're not going anywhere.
00:57:08You're crazy.
00:57:10You're never getting away with it.
00:57:12Oh, and I will.
00:57:13See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:16And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:18And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:22I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:30You bitch.
00:57:32You bitch!
00:57:34Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:38Toodles!
00:57:41Toodles!
00:57:41Oh, my God.
00:58:11Oh, my God.
00:58:41Oh, my God.
00:59:11Oh, my God.
00:59:41Oh, my God.
00:59:49Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
00:59:56Stop.
00:59:56What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:13What's going on, Beth?
01:00:15Security, take this woman away.
01:00:17She's clearly deranged.
01:00:19Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:22Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:30What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:36Is this true?
01:00:37Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:00:40She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:47Oh, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:00:51Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:01Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:05Beth, how could you?
01:01:07I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:09Get off me.
01:01:15I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:18Get off me!
01:01:22Hey!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24Asher.
01:01:26No, no, no, no!
01:01:28I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:31Asher, I'll open your lock of human life!
01:01:33You okay?
01:01:41Yeah, I think so.
01:01:43Okay.
01:01:44Good.
01:01:45Dad.
01:01:46Someone grab a chair.
01:01:50You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57Dad.
01:01:58Someone grab a chair.
01:01:59Hey, wake up, babe.
01:02:08Baby, wake up.
01:02:09Baby.
01:02:10Hey, wake up.
01:02:11Wake up, baby.
01:02:13Leanne.
01:02:14Oh.
01:02:15Asher.
01:02:16Yes, it's me.
01:02:18And it's all over.
01:02:25I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:27I'm more sorry.
01:02:28You saved me.
01:02:30You're my hero.
01:02:36Sure, I love you.
01:02:39I love you, Lee.
01:02:46Let me help you.
01:02:48Come on.
01:02:48Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:06Will you marry me?
01:03:08Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:14Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:20They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:23But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:27Red dragon, record by, short drama free.
01:03:36Follow for more.
01:03:37Bye.
01:03:38We have an interview.
01:03:40Bye.
01:03:41Bye.
01:03:41Bye.
01:03:41Bye.
01:03:41Bye.
01:03:58Bye.
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