00:00Are you single?
00:02You're double and you're single.
00:06If you're single, you're single.
00:08Not for me, but for my aunt.
00:12I'm like, I bet you're my aunt.
00:16I'm like, when I was called my name,
00:20I was a little, I was so happy.
00:22I didn't take care of my aunt,
00:24and I was like,
00:26I was like,
00:27I'm like,
00:28It's like,
00:30I don't know.
00:32I still know dahil sayo.
00:34You're so curious.
00:36That's right.
00:38You're also a half sleep.
00:40Yes.
00:42When I was so drunk.
00:44I was mad,
00:46I love my aunt.
00:48I love my aunt.
00:50I love my aunt.
00:52I love my aunt's wife.
00:54So,
00:55I promise.
00:57I promise.
00:59When you know my mom, you don't know.
01:01May maintenance.
01:03Yes.
01:05And my mom,
01:07she's a big fan,
01:09but she's very fast.
01:11She doesn't need to be able to do it.
01:13You just need money,
01:15and she's like,
01:17but when you give money,
01:19you'll be able to pay.
01:21She's like,
01:23there's no one like my mom.
01:25Promise?
01:27Oh, Diyos ko.
01:29Iba ang kakayahan nun.
01:31Talented po.
01:33Feeling talented ako,
01:35extra, ultra, super talented ang nanay ko.
01:37Siya lang kilala kong babae
01:39sa buong Pilipinas.
01:41May kakayahan magpababa
01:43ng bayad ng Meralco
01:45sa pamamagitan ng soft drinks.
01:47Huh? Oo.
01:49Di ba ang mahal-mahal ng Meralco?
01:51Yung nanay ko,
01:53napapababa niya yung bayad ng Meralco
01:54sa pamamagitan ng soft drinks.
01:55So good.
01:56Yung kontador,
01:57bago magbasa.
01:58Di ba may reading yan?
01:59Pupuntahan niya yung...
02:00One, ano, mga...
02:0115 days before magbasa ng kontador.
02:03Pinupunta niya yung kontador,
02:05tapos pinubuhusan niya ng coke.
02:07Lalanggami yun.
02:08Pag nilanggami yun,
02:09hindi kumagalaw yung ano ng...
02:11Hindi yun natatakbo.
02:12Oo oo.
02:13At saka nanay ko lang,
02:15ang kayang magpatubo ng cactus
02:17sa pamamagitan ng dura.
02:19Oo, hindi nagtidili,
02:21gumagalaw yun.
02:22Agukas may cactus na.
02:24Tumutubo na.
02:25Yes.
02:26Kaya...
02:28Pag wala ako,
02:29pag single ka,
02:30pag malungkot ka,
02:31sabihin mo lang,
02:32kasabihan mo lang ako,
02:33yung nanay ko available.
02:36Oo.
02:37At saka, ay naku,
02:38hindi ka gagasyos,
02:39may discount card siya sa SOGO.
02:42Oo!
02:44Ako wala eh.
02:45Ay, Diyos ko.
02:46Lalo na...
02:47Diyos ko.
02:48Lalo na kayo,
02:49may discount kayo lalo
02:50sa senior citizen kayo eh.
02:51Oo.
02:52Oo.
02:53O kayo, mga senior citizen dyan.
02:54Alam nyo na.
02:55Diba?
02:56Oo.
02:57Pero huwag lang masyado,
02:58huwag mabilis ang mga pangyayari
02:59kasi siyempre baka magpalpit eh.
03:01Diba?
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