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00:00:00Stepbrother, the one boy I should have never fallen for.
00:00:03Zach Gates, the hockey team's resident bad boy, and my biggest enemy.
00:00:08Wait, your sex in the campus?
00:00:09Oh no, my biggest secret.
00:00:11So you want to keep this between us? You don't have to make it up to me.
00:00:13Rule number one, don't suddenly kiss me.
00:00:16Rule number two, no feelings.
00:00:18No one's going to hurt you, I'm here.
00:00:20You think I'm going to catch feelings?
00:00:22Last one, the rest of my suit.
00:00:24I think I'm starting to like this contract.
00:00:27The stories you wrote about me, I read them.
00:00:29You have a crush on me, your own stepbrother.
00:00:32Nate is mine.
00:00:34Walking around campus naked, Jane.
00:00:36They're spreading rumors to get Zach canceled.
00:00:38You've got girls lined up begging to have a chance with you, and you pick Jane Wellesley.
00:00:44Zach?
00:00:44You're being expelled.
00:00:46Then the deal's done. You don't have to see me again.
00:00:54It's Senior Nate Duncan's farewell championship.
00:00:57Can we lead this team with back-for-back victories one last time before he evacuates?
00:01:02We'll find out tonight.
00:01:06There goes Nate Duncan.
00:01:07Pass it over to Zach Gates.
00:01:10Can you believe it?
00:01:19Zach Gates has scored the final shot.
00:01:21Freshman superstar gets the win.
00:01:24Move over there, Duncan.
00:01:25There's a new MVP of the Iceman's hockey team, and his name is Zach Gates.
00:01:29That game was supposed to be your victory lap.
00:01:41Zach totally stole your moment.
00:01:45It's so not fair.
00:01:46He's the one...
00:01:47It's fun.
00:01:48Nothing I can do now.
00:01:50Nate Duncan, my stepbrother.
00:01:53The one boy I should have never fallen for.
00:01:56I should have never fallen for.
00:01:56You know this is the men's locker room, right?
00:02:13You trying to catch the MVP coming out of the shower?
00:02:15Zach Gates.
00:02:16The hockey team's resident bad boy.
00:02:18Nate's worst rival and my biggest enemy.
00:02:22Urgent paperwork.
00:02:23Turn it in before 5 p.m.
00:02:24Got it?
00:02:24Where's my please and thank you glasses?
00:02:26You know, the hockey team's assistant should treat the superstar with respect.
00:02:29Then why did you steal Nate's pass on purpose?
00:02:31He's supposed to be the superstar.
00:02:32This was his last game.
00:02:34Kind of thing is stepbrother's honor, huh?
00:02:36Is that my fault and better than him?
00:02:37Nate Duncan's out.
00:02:38I'm the star player at Maple University now.
00:02:40Nate will always be the star player to me.
00:02:45He looks like a god gliding across the ice.
00:02:47When he hit that hat trick, my heart fluttered like a thousand butterflies.
00:02:50Wow, Jane, I know you're such a poet.
00:02:51He holds that long, thick hockey stick so expertly, I can't help but wonder what he could do with his own.
00:02:57Oh god, that's the erotica novel I wrote about Nate.
00:02:59Wait, is this porn?
00:03:00Give it back.
00:03:01The only players that have hit a hat trick on our team are Nate and I.
00:03:10So, Jane Wellesie, who's the star of your sexual fantasies?
00:03:13Your stepbrother or me?
00:03:21Jane, I know you're my stepsister.
00:03:23Jane Wellesie, but I am so deeply in love with you.
00:03:33Hello?
00:03:34You're just fantasizing about me again?
00:03:36Yeah, right.
00:03:36The only place I see you is in my nightmares.
00:03:38So you were fantasizing about your stepbrother.
00:03:41That's not what I said.
00:03:43Wait, your sex in the campus?
00:03:45I've heard of you.
00:03:46You wrote the Virgin's bucket list, right?
00:03:48Oh no, my crush and my pen name.
00:03:51My two biggest secrets and not my worst enemy knows them both.
00:03:54Don't you dare tell anyone.
00:03:55You're threatening me?
00:03:57You know, everyone knew that the villain was supposed to be based on me, Mr. Z.
00:04:00Said he couldn't get it up.
00:04:02So you want to keep this between us?
00:04:07You're going to have to make it up to me.
00:04:10What?
00:04:11I want you to publish a new story about me.
00:04:13Tell everyone that you saw with your own eyes I can very much get it up.
00:04:16In fact, you're going to tell everyone I got the best, uh, you-know-what on campus.
00:04:22He's hot.
00:04:23But he's still an asshole.
00:04:26Fine.
00:04:27All right, wait.
00:04:28I'm not done.
00:04:29I think I deserve a kiss for, you know, additional compensation.
00:04:36You're going to slap me?
00:04:38I can write stories for you, but kiss you, I would rather die.
00:04:41You might be begging me to kiss you.
00:04:42Shut up!
00:04:46I can't believe I let Zach blackmail me.
00:04:59Babe, you're so damn sexy.
00:05:01Move your hips a little.
00:05:02Yeah, just like that.
00:05:05Uh, uh, Jane.
00:05:06Uh, uh, Jane, uh, you were just adoring the supply closet.
00:05:12Uh, Melissa, just transfer here.
00:05:14She's captain of the cheer team.
00:05:17Jane Wellesie, right?
00:05:19It's been forever.
00:05:21You two know each other?
00:05:22Know each other?
00:05:24Melissa made my life a living hell in high school.
00:05:26If you're so anorexic, then why are you so, so fat?
00:05:33I think you're doing it all for attention.
00:05:36But if we really are starving, then we can help you out.
00:05:41Melissa Shelton is a monster.
00:05:43Thanks to her, I spent graduation day in my therapist's office.
00:05:46I thought I left my high school trauma behind.
00:05:48But now she's back.
00:05:49And she's taken away the thing I want most.
00:05:51Nate.
00:05:53I'll leave you two to catch up.
00:05:56So, you're Nate's stepsister?
00:06:05If you say a word to him about what I did to you,
00:06:08I'll make sure your college years are just like high school.
00:06:11A living hell.
00:06:18I'm not the same little girl you used to bully.
00:06:21I'm not scared of you.
00:06:22So I'm going to tell Nate whatever I want because he's too good for you.
00:06:25That's not what he says in bed.
00:06:40Nate!
00:06:41She shocked me!
00:06:42Melissa!
00:06:43Jane, what the hell?
00:06:45No, she's lying.
00:06:46I did it.
00:06:47What?
00:06:47You think she would cut herself on glass on purpose?
00:06:49Why would you do this?
00:06:50You owe her an apology.
00:06:54You think she would cut herself on glass on purpose?
00:06:56Why would you do this?
00:06:57You owe her an apology.
00:06:58That didn't happen.
00:07:00Nate, Jane and I didn't get along in high school.
00:07:02And I was just trying to make things better.
00:07:05I didn't be friends.
00:07:07And she refuses to forgive me.
00:07:10High school's over, Jane.
00:07:11You can't act like a child anymore.
00:07:14Can't you just let it go?
00:07:15Melissa's a nice girl.
00:07:16But she's the one who hurt me.
00:07:18No more excuses.
00:07:20Just go.
00:07:21Leave us alone.
00:07:41Oh, my God.
00:07:45When he hit that hat trick, my heart fluttered into a thousand butterflies.
00:07:52No, no, no, no.
00:07:53Give it back.
00:07:54That's private.
00:07:55Hold on.
00:07:56Hat trick.
00:07:57Nate?
00:07:59Is this about you?
00:08:02Oh, my God, Jane.
00:08:04Don't tell me you have a crush on your own stepbrother.
00:08:08This isn't true, right?
00:08:09Oh, she's a nobody loser.
00:08:12Does she really think she's good enough for Nate?
00:08:14She's our star hockey player.
00:08:15I know.
00:08:15Nate looks mortified.
00:08:16Hey, I'd be embarrassed, too, if my own stepsister was so obsessed with me.
00:08:19And look at Jane.
00:08:20I'm sure she'd rather go crawl up in a hole and die right about now.
00:08:24I never wanted me to find out like this.
00:08:26The way he's looking at me.
00:08:28How could I ever think he'd want me?
00:08:29He never will now.
00:08:32Jane, are you?
00:08:33Nate's not the only player who's pulled off a hat trick.
00:08:49Stories about me.
00:08:51Why would Jane write a love story about you?
00:08:53You haven't heard?
00:08:56Jane's my girlfriend.
00:08:57Jane's my girlfriend.
00:09:04Girlfriend?
00:09:05What is he doing?
00:09:09There's no way you two are dating.
00:09:11Jane, is he serious?
00:09:12Is Zach your boyfriend?
00:09:13If I don't admit to dating Zach, then everyone will know I were R-rated fanfic about my freaking
00:09:18stepbrother.
00:09:21Tell him, glasses.
00:09:22I just want everyone to know the truth.
00:09:23Yes.
00:09:27Zach is my boyfriend.
00:09:29I've liked him a really long time.
00:09:31No way Zach turned me down for that ugly loser.
00:09:34Is Jane blackmailing you or something?
00:09:37You want proof?
00:09:40I've never been kissed before.
00:09:46Words are overrated.
00:09:48Silence speaks my thoughts.
00:09:50Onion touch me like a secret language.
00:09:52It's just her eyes.
00:09:54Scull it out of my lips.
00:09:55Use your fingertips.
00:09:56Zach Gates gave me my first kiss.
00:09:58Is that enough proof for you?
00:10:01Now you know why I wouldn't go to your dorm last night, Melissa.
00:10:06Like I told you, I'm not interested.
00:10:10So, don't bother us again, all right?
00:10:12What the hell?
00:10:14You think you're all that, huh, freshman?
00:10:15Telling me that you've been hitting on my stepsister while my girlfriend's been trying to
00:10:19still mess around with you?
00:10:21No, no, Nate.
00:10:21No, shut up.
00:10:23Jane, you told me you hated him.
00:10:24Well, I...
00:10:25It's called flirting.
00:10:30Nate, wait.
00:10:33Come on, baby.
00:10:36Let's get out of here.
00:10:36Listen, I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend
00:10:46wasn't exactly part of the deal, and you kissed me in front of everyone, and now everyone
00:10:50thinks we're actually together.
00:10:51How am I supposed to explain this?
00:10:54You don't.
00:10:58What do you mean?
00:10:59You need a fake boyfriend to hide your crush on your stepbrother, and I...
00:11:02You need me to write about how well-endowed you are.
00:11:06I got it.
00:11:08Or...
00:11:09I've really liked you for a really long time, and I want to do this to spend more time with
00:11:17you.
00:11:17We hate each other.
00:11:19Everyone knows this.
00:11:20Good luck convincing people this relationship is legit.
00:11:23Well, I'm a very persuasive person, Jane.
00:11:25You know, if you want my best work, price is going to go up.
00:11:30What else do you want?
00:11:31I failed my literature class last semester.
00:11:34You're the only person that got an A-plus, so I need you to write my final essay.
00:11:37There is no way I'm cheating for you.
00:11:39All right.
00:11:40I could ask somebody else.
00:11:41You can walk away now.
00:11:45If you don't mind me telling everybody that you're secretly riding softcore by your stepbrother
00:11:49in your spare time.
00:11:54Fine.
00:11:55I will pretend to be your fake girlfriend and write your stupid essay.
00:11:59But there will be rules.
00:12:03Rule number one.
00:12:04Don't suddenly kiss me.
00:12:06Hey, if we're going to be in a fake relationship, we're going to kiss a lot.
00:12:10I thought you really liked that first kiss.
00:12:13All right.
00:12:13I can reluctantly accept that.
00:12:16But just to be clear, I do not like kissing you.
00:12:18All right.
00:12:18Back to the point.
00:12:19Rule number one.
00:12:20Absolutely no sex.
00:12:23Rule number two.
00:12:24No feelings.
00:12:25You think I'm going to catch feelings?
00:12:29Rule number three.
00:12:31This fake relationship will last for one month.
00:12:33That gives us enough time for all this to blow over.
00:12:36I will give you your finished essay at the end of this month.
00:12:39And rule number four.
00:12:40We tell no one.
00:12:41No exceptions.
00:12:42Okay.
00:12:43I agree to your terms.
00:12:44I've got some rules of my own to add.
00:12:47Number one.
00:12:48You come to every single one of my games this month.
00:12:52Number two.
00:12:54You come to every party with me.
00:12:55Including homecoming.
00:12:59Last one.
00:13:00We're throwing a party tomorrow to celebrate my MVP win.
00:13:03We're coming.
00:13:03Wear a swim suit.
00:13:07Make it sexy.
00:13:08Yeah.
00:13:17I might be a dorky wallflower in real life.
00:13:19But online, I'm the blogger every girl at Maple University can't wait to hear from.
00:13:23At Sex and the Campus.
00:13:25We talk about boys, sex, and how to find your true self.
00:13:28The fact that I'm actually a virgin, that's something no one needs to know.
00:13:33Best sex at Maple U?
00:13:34It has to be someone on the hockey team.
00:13:37I heard Zach Gates has the best hockey stick on the team.
00:13:40If you know what I mean.
00:13:41Nate Duncan's not bad.
00:13:43I wonder who's better.
00:13:44Mr. N in the virgin's bucket list is definitely based on me, right?
00:13:49Which makes Mr. Z Zach.
00:13:51He can't even get it up.
00:13:53Why don't we let the host be the judge?
00:13:56Don't forget to tell everyone who's better.
00:13:58I'm watching you.
00:14:00I want you to publish a new story about me.
00:14:02And tell everyone you saw with your own eyes.
00:14:05I can very much get it up.
00:14:09Hey, my girlfriend.
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:14And remember to wear your best swimsuit.
00:14:18I don't like pink.
00:14:19Wear a swimsuit.
00:14:21Make it sexy.
00:14:24Oh, Zach Gates.
00:14:36Following his fashion advice wasn't part of the rules.
00:14:42Sexy, sexy.
00:14:44I can't believe I agreed to come to this party.
00:14:48Wow.
00:14:49She actually had the guts to show up.
00:14:53She looks incredible.
00:14:58Knew you'd wear pink.
00:15:01Because you hate it.
00:15:02It's actually my favorite color.
00:15:11Who's that girl with hot Zach?
00:15:13Bro, who's that girl in the pink?
00:15:16Why is everyone staring at me?
00:15:18She's the most beautiful girl here.
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:24OMG.
00:15:25Nate is here.
00:15:27Wait, is that Jane the nerd?
00:15:29She looks like a whole new person without those thick-ass glasses.
00:15:32Why are they here together?
00:15:34Jane is so lucky.
00:15:35Zach does every girl's dream boyfriend.
00:15:37Today, I'm not Jane the Waltham.
00:15:39For the first time, everyone is looking at me.
00:15:42Talking about me.
00:15:43All because I'm the hockey star's new girlfriend.
00:15:45Well, hey, girlfriend.
00:15:48You can touch me, you know.
00:15:49I don't bite.
00:15:52Nate's looking right at us.
00:15:54If you want to put on a convincing act, you're going to have to work with me here.
00:15:56I guess I have no choice but to trust you.
00:16:02I think I'm starting to like this contract.
00:16:06Let's see how far I can push it.
00:16:10Hey.
00:16:11Hands above the waist and off my butt, you pervert.
00:16:14Who's in the rules?
00:16:15Remind me to amend the contract.
00:16:26Me.
00:16:35It's so sunny out today.
00:16:36Why don't I put some more sunscreen on you?
00:16:53You want to shove them up?
00:16:54You have more muscles than Duncan.
00:16:58I don't know.
00:16:59Why are you so scared?
00:17:01You write way spicier stuff in your erotica.
00:17:06Or wait, don't tell me.
00:17:07Are those just fantasies and you don't have any actual experience?
00:17:10I'd rather die than answer that question.
00:17:12I want to help you, but you've got to trust me.
00:17:21I'm not scared.
00:17:23I'm not scared.
00:17:24Alright.
00:17:42I'm not scared.
00:17:43Her hands feel amazing.
00:17:44I can get used to this.
00:17:46They want to make this a competition?
00:17:58Let's give them one.
00:18:09Dang, boy!
00:18:10It's getting heated over there.
00:18:12The hockey players are getting all the action.
00:18:16...
00:18:16Hey, funny said no sex.
00:18:40I've getting dangerously close to you.
00:18:42Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:18:43I didn't mean to.
00:18:44You don't have to tell me why you love me just to make me stay.
00:18:51It's a school job giving me a massage. I'm a virgin.
00:18:56O-M-G.
00:18:59His hands are like magic. I can feel myself melting.
00:19:09Oh, what are you doing?
00:19:11Showing you how to drive your stepbrother insane?
00:19:16Really? Right in front of me?
00:19:31Zach, what do you think you're doing to Jane?
00:19:34Just protecting my precious girlfriend's skin from the harsh rays of the sun.
00:19:37You did the same for Melissa, right?
00:19:38Wait, you're not jealous then with your stepsister, right?
00:19:46Jane?
00:19:48Jane, I think we should talk.
00:19:51Hey, Jane. I'm your boyfriend. I'm not going home with this guy.
00:19:55We're just gonna talk. I won't break any rules, I promise.
00:19:57You shouldn't be dating him, Jane. He's a player. There's no way he actually likes you.
00:20:07I'm sorry?
00:20:08I know what these hockey guys are like. You're not his type. He's probably just messing around with his rival's baby sister to throw me off.
00:20:14Because I'm not the type of girl guys want to date, right? Because I'm the type they want to use.
00:20:19You think only girls like Melissa are good enough to date hockey stars?
00:20:21No, I didn't say that.
00:20:22It's what you meant.
00:20:24I didn't know you thought so little of me.
00:20:31What did that dickhead say to you?
00:20:32Nothing.
00:20:34Everyone and I saw us together. Can we leave now?
00:20:35The party just started. We haven't even gone swimming.
00:20:37I don't want to swim.
00:20:38You don't want to swim or you don't want to swim with me?
00:20:41What is she yawning for me?
00:20:46You don't want to swim or you don't want to swim with me?
00:20:49Come on, Jane. Don't be shy.
00:20:51I covered my body as much as possible.
00:20:54My eating disorder left me with stretch marks. I don't want anyone to see.
00:20:58Fine. Leave. See if I care.
00:21:00Wait, Zach. I just don't like pool parties.
00:21:03I can't let him or anyone here see my body.
00:21:06The things they'd say, it would be like high school all over again.
00:21:10Wow, Jane. I thought you were just a dorky little virgin.
00:21:14I didn't know you had it in you, Jack, like such a skank.
00:21:17What? Jealous that Nate was watching me?
00:21:19Oh, I knew you were doing it for his attention.
00:21:21You know what will really get him excited?
00:21:25What are you doing?
00:21:30This is a cool party.
00:21:31You were desperate enough to want the attention.
00:21:33So, come on, Jane.
00:21:34Let's let everyone see that banging body.
00:21:39Zach.
00:21:44Oh.
00:21:47Ugh.
00:21:50Ugh.
00:21:51No wonder former fat girls like you cover themselves up.
00:21:54You look like a wrinkled old grocery bag.
00:21:56Not even an eating disorder could make you beautiful.
00:21:59Those stretch marks are disgusting.
00:22:01You can't pull off the innocent act forever, Melissa.
00:22:04Sooner or later, everyone's gonna find out what a nasty, jealous bully you are.
00:22:07Oh, I'm so scared.
00:22:09Nobody would believe a pathetic loser like you.
00:22:12I bet Nate will.
00:22:15You pushed me.
00:22:17You cut me with glass.
00:22:19No, I didn't.
00:22:21You set me up, you crazy.
00:22:23You're the crazy one.
00:22:25I can't trust you.
00:22:27He thinks you're pathetic.
00:22:29My bitch.
00:22:31He's my stepbrother.
00:22:32I think he knows me better than that.
00:22:34We'll see about that.
00:22:36Hey, Jane.
00:22:37Never learned how to swim, right?
00:22:39Let's see who's more important to Nate.
00:22:40His sweet, beautiful girlfriend or his ugly, useless stepsister.
00:22:47Let's see who's more important to Nate.
00:22:50His sweet, beautiful girlfriend or his ugly, useless stepsister.
00:22:55Crazy, let go of me!
00:22:56No!
00:22:57No, please!
00:23:00No, no!
00:23:02No!
00:23:06I can't breathe!
00:23:08I can't.
00:23:10No!
00:23:12Hey!
00:23:18No, no!
00:23:20No, no!
00:23:24Okay.
00:23:26No, I don't need it! I can't breathe!
00:23:56It was Jane! She pushed me! She said it's because I took all your attention!
00:24:16She pushed me! She knows I can't swim!
00:24:19Why the hell would she do that? She's trying to be her friend!
00:24:21Jane, I didn't realize you could be this childish and cruel! You could've seriously hurt Melissa!
00:24:25Childish and cruel? Nate, you know me! I thought you would trust me!
00:24:29No, you've lost my trust! I swear, if you ever go near Melissa again...
00:24:32Don't threaten my girlfriend! Or you won't like what happens next!
00:24:35Try me, you freshman pussy!
00:24:40Get the hell out of my party! And take her with you!
00:24:47Nate, do I really have to leave the party?
00:24:50Jane Wellesie, this is all your fault!
00:25:07Looks like I found someone's dirty little secret!
00:25:09I'm sorry, I shouldn't have stormed off earlier in too long!
00:25:24Can you take the towel off?
00:25:28Don't! I know it's okay!
00:25:30You see this scar? It happened during training when I was a kid!
00:25:35It took a nasty fall, and then my shoulders were kind of lopsided!
00:25:38And for the longest time, I didn't want to take my shirt off!
00:25:40Because I was convinced that I looked like a monster!
00:25:43You're not! Not at all!
00:25:45Neither do you!
00:25:46My mom always told me, our scars make us beautiful!
00:25:49It shows that we can overcome anything!
00:25:52And listen, Jane Wellesie!
00:25:55You gotta ignore when Melissa tries to call you ugly!
00:25:57And don't listen to anything that Nate says!
00:26:00Okay, they're idiots!
00:26:01You don't need their approval anyway!
00:26:04You wanna tell me your scar story?
00:26:07My dad died when I was a senior in high school!
00:26:10My whole world came crashing down!
00:26:13I'd stopped eating and never really started again!
00:26:16My weight plummeted, and then...
00:26:19I got these scars...
00:26:36Elm, cover yourself up!
00:26:37You're too pretty to be ashamed!
00:26:46Jane has feelings for you!
00:26:52No wonder she hates me so much!
00:26:55Maybe you should just break up with me and go be with her if that's what you want!
00:26:59Why the hell would I want to date my stepsister?
00:27:02And there's no way she'd want to date me either!
00:27:05She's in the bathroom!
00:27:07She can tell you herself!
00:27:11Jane, are you in there? I think we should talk!
00:27:13There's nowhere to hide, Jane!
00:27:15Jane, Nate knows all about your little secret crush-on!
00:27:30Wait!
00:27:31Can we low-key kinda do together?
00:27:33They're getting my vote for a couple of the year!
00:27:37You guys close the door from the middle of something!
00:27:39Nah, bro! We're about to play Truth or Shot! You gotta- you can't skip out!
00:27:42Nate, Melissa, you guys gotta play too!
00:27:44I don't want them in my house!
00:27:46It's more fun with the whole team!
00:27:47Truth or Shot! Truth or Shot! Truth or Shot!
00:27:51Truth or Shot!
00:27:52Remember, honest answers only!
00:27:55If you're too afraid to answer, then you have to take a shot of this!
00:27:59The nastiest, bottom-shelf vodka there is!
00:28:03Alright, first question!
00:28:04Zach!
00:28:06What do you think is Jane's sexiest body part?
00:28:11Lips.
00:28:13She has a way of saying things that keeps me up at night.
00:28:16Woohoohoo!
00:28:17Okay, okay!
00:28:18Next question!
00:28:19Jane!
00:28:20What do you think is Zach's sexiest body part?
00:28:22Uh, answer the question, Glasses.
00:28:40His hands.
00:28:41Oh yeah, I'm great with my hands.
00:28:43I don't wanna know.
00:28:50Don't wanna leave, don't wanna go.
00:28:54You make me lose my control.
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:58That's right you are!
00:28:59Alright, next question!
00:29:01What about her makes your heart race?
00:29:05Every time she blushes, when I...
00:29:08Jane, how about you?
00:29:11When he shuts up.
00:29:17Jane, that is such a rude answer.
00:29:20Are you and Zach really together?
00:29:24Kinda sounds like you hate him.
00:29:28It's called flirting, Melissa.
00:29:32Okay, okay, okay, last question.
00:29:35What's one secret that Jane doesn't want anyone to know?
00:29:41I know a secret that I think everybody would like to hear.
00:29:46Is she about to tell everyone I have a crush on my stepbrother?
00:29:54What you don't know about Jane is that she has...
00:29:57She drools in her sleep.
00:29:59What?
00:30:03No, I don't.
00:30:04I got proof right here.
00:30:08Oh my god!
00:30:09When did you take that?
00:30:10Delete it!
00:30:11Delete it!
00:30:16Alright, we get it.
00:30:17You two are cute as hell.
00:30:18No need to rub it in everyone's faces.
00:30:20Why aren't we in elementary school?
00:30:22We should be above truth or shot.
00:30:25Why don't we spice things up?
00:30:28With a little...
00:30:30Kissing competition.
00:30:31Competition.
00:30:32Woohoo!
00:30:33Woohoo!
00:30:51Wow!
00:30:5358 seconds!
00:30:54That's impressive!
00:30:56Jane, Zach, can you guys beat that?
00:31:02Two days ago, I hated Zach's guts and hadn't kissed anyone in my entire life.
00:31:07There's no way we can beat that.
00:31:09It's okay if you don't want to, Jane.
00:31:10I mean, it must be weird kissing your boyfriend in front of your brother.
00:31:13Stop.
00:31:14Brother.
00:31:15And I'm not in charge of her.
00:31:16I don't care.
00:31:17Looks like Nate doesn't care at all, Jane.
00:31:19I'm curious to see how you and Zach will end up.
00:31:21Are you the perfect couple or not?
00:31:23Not.
00:31:26I'd love to kiss Zach.
00:31:2858 seconds is nothing for us.
00:31:32That letter, Tracy?
00:31:33Guaranteed 8 plus if we win this.
00:31:35I'll work extra hard to make it work through a while.
00:31:37Cage with your friend with Zach and a man.
00:31:40Socks are a really good kisser.
00:31:43Ha ha ha!
00:31:44Yeah!
00:31:45A boy!
00:31:54Zach's a really good kisser.
00:31:56Yeah!
00:31:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:59Hey, what the hell, bro?
00:32:02Nate, what the hell are you doing?
00:32:04Nate, let go.
00:32:05Nate, don't you think you should be standing here holding your girlfriend's hand?
00:32:09Not right now.
00:32:11I need to have a talk with my sister.
00:32:12Whatever you have to say, you say it right here.
00:32:16It's a family matter.
00:32:18Jane, please.
00:32:19I've wanted Nate to want me for so long.
00:32:22How can I tell him no?
00:32:23Zach, I promise, it's the last time.
00:32:30I'll be right back.
00:32:32Wait.
00:32:34Fill my jacket first.
00:32:40All right, pack it up, guys. Party's over.
00:32:44What are you doing?
00:32:45What are you doing, acting like that?
00:32:46Throwing yourself at Zach in front of everybody?
00:32:48It makes you look slutty.
00:32:50Slutty?
00:32:51You're a hockey bro.
00:32:52You've probably slept with, like, half the suited body.
00:32:54Besides, let's not pretend that you and Melissa didn't start it.
00:32:57It's fine if you do it, but not me and my boyfriend.
00:32:59You're a girl?
00:33:00It is different.
00:33:01People call me a player, they move on with their day.
00:33:02But they'll call you a ran-through slut.
00:33:04Are you really calling me a slut right now just for kissing Zach?
00:33:07You know that Zach is coming for my MVP spot.
00:33:10You said yourself last night what a dick move it was that he stole my winning shot.
00:33:14Why him?
00:33:15Of all people.
00:33:16He's bad news, Jane.
00:33:17I'm just trying to protect you here.
00:33:19Really?
00:33:19Because it feels like you're trying to control me.
00:33:21I'm trying to tell you that you need to break up with Zach.
00:33:23You slept with him, right?
00:33:25It's where God be, it's pregnant.
00:33:26I oath.
00:33:28I thought I knew you, Nate Duncan.
00:33:30I thought you were different, but you're really just a selfish, arrogant bastard.
00:33:34You like me anyway.
00:33:36What?
00:33:37The stories you read about me, I read them.
00:33:40You have a crush on me, your own stepbrother.
00:33:43How does he know?
00:33:44What did he read?
00:33:47I...
00:33:47Well, too bad, Jane.
00:33:48Jane, it's never going to happen.
00:33:50I have a girlfriend.
00:33:51And I have a boyfriend.
00:33:53Maybe I used to have a crush on you before we became step-siblings, but that was a long
00:33:57time ago.
00:33:58You sure?
00:33:59You're really not just with my rival to make me jealous?
00:34:03You better watch out, Jane, because sooner or later he's going to leave you with a bastard
00:34:06child and you'll just become another college dropout single mother.
00:34:09Don't you dare talk about him like that!
00:34:12You think you're such a good judge of character?
00:34:13What about that precious girlfriend of yours, Melissa?
00:34:16She almost bullied me into an early grave in high school.
00:34:20She would never do that.
00:34:21You don't know Melissa like I do.
00:34:23Nothing I say will make you believe me.
00:34:31See?
00:34:32I told you Nate wouldn't believe the words you said about me.
00:34:36I told you Nate wouldn't believe the words you said about me.
00:34:39Not today, maybe, but sooner or later.
00:34:40You just won't give up, will you?
00:34:55That's my dad's necklace!
00:34:56What are you doing?
00:34:57You need to get it through your thick skull.
00:34:59That Nate is mine.
00:35:01He will choose me over you every time.
00:35:07You're crazy!
00:35:08No!
00:35:18That's the last thing my dad left me!
00:35:20What are you doing?
00:35:22Nate!
00:35:22What the fuck happened?
00:35:24Melissa, you're bleeding.
00:35:25I was just trying to apologize to Jane.
00:35:27You know, get to a better place.
00:35:28But then she was like, I'm never going to forgive you as long as you're Nate's girlfriend.
00:35:32She ripped off her necklace and stabbed me with the pieces.
00:35:34That's not what happened.
00:35:36You're clinically insane.
00:35:38Why would you do this?
00:35:39Because I rejected you?
00:35:41Nate, you know this necklace is the last thing my dad left me.
00:35:43Why would I break it?
00:35:45Hey, you know I have a low pain tolerance.
00:35:47Why would I stab myself?
00:35:49Oh my god, I have so much blood.
00:35:50I can't look.
00:35:51Jane, Melissa is the captain of the cheer team.
00:35:54She can't handle this much pain.
00:35:55Why would she purposefully scar herself?
00:35:57I'm scared of pain too.
00:35:59But Nate just doesn't seem to care.
00:36:03Or maybe he never did.
00:36:06You need to confess and apologize.
00:36:08And then maybe Melissa can find a way to forgive you.
00:36:12Depends on how sincere the apology is.
00:36:15I'm so sick of you always taking her aside when she's so clearly out to get me.
00:36:19Nate, I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:36:22Do you believe her or me?
00:36:23Because if the answer is her, then you've lost me forever.
00:36:25I believe what I see with my own eyes.
00:36:31Your necklace left a bloody wound in Melissa's arm and you need to apologize.
00:36:37Fine.
00:36:39From now on, we'll be just like this necklace.
00:36:42I don't want anything to do with you anymore, Nate.
00:36:45Jane, don't be like that.
00:36:46I just...
00:36:47Jane, what the hell happened?
00:36:49Zach, Melissa broke my necklace.
00:36:50My dad's necklace.
00:36:51Jane broke the necklace herself and used it to stab Melissa.
00:36:56I just wanted her to apologize.
00:36:57Jane won't be apologizing.
00:36:59Let me apologize on her behalf.
00:37:01I can treat that wound for you.
00:37:04Well...
00:37:04This is your last warning.
00:37:15You two stay away from Jane, or it's a lot worse than your arm that gets caught.
00:37:22Did you really?
00:37:24No, I'm a hockey player, not a murderer.
00:37:27I just wanted to scare him shitless.
00:37:34Done.
00:37:36I thank you for sticking up for me today.
00:37:38But did you really never doubt me?
00:37:41I mean, for all you know, I could be a murderer.
00:37:43You don't seem like the type.
00:37:45Plus, I know how much that necklace means to you.
00:37:47You wear it every day.
00:37:49And you're scared of pain.
00:37:52And every time you meet one of the guys falls on the ice, you flinch.
00:37:57But you held those broken pieces in your hand until you bled.
00:37:59You know all those things about me?
00:38:03Even Nate didn't.
00:38:05Jane Willissey.
00:38:07Are you playing dumb, or are you actually stupid?
00:38:10Do you really not know?
00:38:11What?
00:38:13Glasses.
00:38:14I like you.
00:38:16I like you so much that I watch everything you do.
00:38:20I watch all your little habits, what you like, what you're scared of, what makes you happy.
00:38:29Ha ha.
00:38:32You know you really shouldn't joke like that.
00:38:35Pretty good actor, right?
00:38:37You fall for it?
00:38:38I knew it.
00:38:39Next time you prank me like that, I won't forgive you.
00:38:41Sure you won't.
00:38:43At least your energy's up.
00:38:45Life is much better without Nate Duncan, right?
00:38:48I'm thinking, why don't you just be that guy and hang out with me?
00:38:52Can you be serious for like one second?
00:38:55Sure.
00:38:57Stop.
00:38:57Stop.
00:38:59Thank you, Zach.
00:39:03You really saved me tonight.
00:39:05I appreciate the thanks, but I think I deserve a bit more of a reward.
00:39:12What do you want?
00:39:13I'm already working on your essay.
00:39:14Well, yeah, you already owe me that.
00:39:17I want something new.
00:39:20You.
00:39:24What?
00:39:26No.
00:39:27Wait, let me finish.
00:39:28I want you to wear my jersey to the game and cheer louder than anybody.
00:39:34Oh.
00:39:36What'd you think I meant?
00:39:38Nothing.
00:39:40Wearing the popular star player's hockey jersey, cheering for him in the stands?
00:39:44That's every girl's dream.
00:39:45Jane, you've never given a girl your jersey before.
00:39:49Are you sure you're not afraid I'll embarrass you?
00:39:51Jane, I know what I'm doing.
00:39:53I want you to wear it.
00:39:57Fine.
00:39:57You know, besides wearing their jerseys and cheering for him, there's one more thing that
00:40:03my teammates' girlfriends do for him.
00:40:06What?
00:40:08Kiss him in front of an audience.
00:40:12It's a hockey tradition.
00:40:13If you don't kiss me, you might as well stamp across her foreheads if we're in a fake relationship.
00:40:17All right?
00:40:18You don't want that.
00:40:19We don't want our secret to get out, right?
00:40:20Fine.
00:40:21Fine.
00:40:21I'll do it.
00:40:22But you better play well because I'm not kissing a loser.
00:40:24A loser?
00:40:26I haven't lost...
00:40:26I don't even know what that word means.
00:40:30We gotta make it look like we're really into it, though.
00:40:34So I was thinking we'd practice?
00:40:36Practice kissing?
00:40:38Is there a problem with that?
00:40:40I mean, I think everyone's already convinced we're dating.
00:40:43Do you think we have to?
00:40:45I don't want anyone thinking I'm a bad kisser.
00:40:47Especially not you, Glasses.
00:40:51Just practice.
00:40:53Just practice.
00:41:07It's just a kiss.
00:41:09No strings attached.
00:41:11But why does it feel so good?
00:41:14Did you like it?
00:41:15Seems kinda...
00:41:17Into it.
00:41:18No.
00:41:18No way.
00:41:19I mean...
00:41:20It wasn't the best I ever had, if that's what you're asking.
00:41:23Who am I kidding?
00:41:24He's the only guy I've ever kissed.
00:41:27You know, most guys will take insults to their performance as a challenge.
00:41:30Are you insulting me to try and provoke me?
00:41:33Asking for more?
00:41:35Are you messing with me again?
00:41:36I told you no more pranks.
00:41:37It's okay if you don't think I'm a good kisser.
00:41:39I have plenty of chances to, uh, change your mind.
00:41:43It's getting late.
00:41:44I should get back to my dorm.
00:41:45Don't be late tomorrow.
00:41:47My jersey smells pretty good, so...
00:41:49Don't be afraid to give it a sniff.
00:41:51You're an ass, you know that.
00:41:52You love it.
00:41:58Sarah Gates is a hockey star.
00:42:00A total player.
00:42:01You can't let yourself fall for him.
00:42:03You're a sweet girlfriend.
00:42:04Nothing more.
00:42:05But Zach Gates isn't as bad as they thought.
00:42:12He's not arrogant.
00:42:13He's saved me so many times already.
00:42:16He even called my stretch marks pretty.
00:42:18He rejected Melissa, too.
00:42:20Maybe he's not a player at all.
00:42:22No.
00:42:35Oh my god, what the hell am I doing?
00:42:42Sniffing Zach Gates' jersey like a psycho creep?
00:42:44A couple days ago, I thought he was my worst enemy.
00:42:47But it does smell nice.
00:42:48I bet you're smelling my jersey right now.
00:42:56Did you hear Jane Malsey is wearing Zach's jersey to the game tonight?
00:43:08Oh my god, really?
00:43:10He's never given a girl his jersey before.
00:43:13Jane is so not good enough for him.
00:43:15Zach must think she's really special.
00:43:18Are you seriously sticking up for Jane right now?
00:43:20I need these bitches on my side.
00:43:23Time to throw Jane under the bus.
00:43:26You have no idea what she says about you behind your back, Leah.
00:43:30I heard her telling some old skank that you smell like old sweat and you definitely have an STD.
00:43:34What?
00:43:35That bitch.
00:43:37And Courtney, she said your eyes are so far apart that you look like a lazy-eyed catfish.
00:43:41What?
00:43:41How dare she?
00:43:45Ladies, we need to teach this girl a lesson.
00:43:50Oh my god.
00:44:19Oh my god, don't swap my shampoo.
00:44:31Oh my god, is that Jane the Borgias?
00:44:34It's more like Jane the slut.
00:44:36She's naked under there.
00:44:39Walking around campus naked, Jane.
00:44:41God, you're such a slut.
00:44:43Trying to roll yourself out to the rest of the hockey team, too?
00:44:46No, my clothes.
00:44:47Someone took them.
00:44:48Clothes?
00:44:48Oh, you mean these granny panties.
00:44:51Want your training bra back, Jane?
00:44:54Ew.
00:44:56Why did you do this?
00:44:57I don't even know you.
00:44:58Liar!
00:44:59I know what you said about me.
00:45:00You had this coming.
00:45:01It was you.
00:45:01It was you.
00:45:02Give me back my clothes.
00:45:10Mean, ugly girls like you don't deserve to date hockey stars.
00:45:14And look at her arms.
00:45:17All crinkly like an old lady.
00:45:19Jane, if I were you, I'd cover that up.
00:45:22You can't hurt me.
00:45:24All you guys are doing is exposing your own insecurities.
00:45:27I guess one hockey MVP wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:45:36I guess one hockey MVP wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:45:38Does that know you're also seducing your stepbrother, too?
00:45:39Nate, the NHL scouts are here today.
00:45:40Do you really want to risk being late to practice for the sake of your useless stepsister?
00:45:43I guess one hockey MVP wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:45:47Does that know you're also seducing your stepbrother, too?
00:45:51Nate, the NHL scouts are here today.
00:45:54Do you really want to risk being late to practice for the sake of your useless stepsister?
00:45:59Nate, are you just going to leave me here like this?
00:46:02See, Jane?
00:46:03Not even your own stepbrother cares about you.
00:46:07He's obviously embarrassed of you.
00:46:11Well, just give her her clothes back and knock it off.
00:46:13Here, take them.
00:46:22What the fuck do you think you're doing to my girlfriend?
00:46:23Who the fuck do you think you are, bullying my girlfriend?
00:46:45Zach, aren't you in the middle of beating with the NHL scouts?
00:46:48Zach, this bitch started it.
00:46:49So you did this to her?
00:46:50I don't really think it's Jane's color, but maybe it's yours.
00:47:07As a hockey team captain, I'm officially kicking you off the hockey cheer team.
00:47:11I don't even want to see your nasty faces again.
00:47:13Get out!
00:47:19Jane, you're right.
00:47:20I'm here.
00:47:25Coward.
00:47:33You don't have to do this, Zach.
00:47:35The NHL scout is at practice.
00:47:36You can't miss it.
00:47:37I'll go after you get changed.
00:47:40He's obviously embarrassed of you.
00:47:43But you don't find me embarrassing?
00:47:45Why would I be embarrassed of you?
00:47:51Listen, Jane.
00:47:53It's not your fault that they were bullying you.
00:47:56Zach, you were reckless back there.
00:47:58If the NHL scout was there...
00:47:59If the NHL scout was right there watching, I'd still fight for you.
00:48:02But I'm just your fake girlfriend.
00:48:07Is it really worth it?
00:48:10Are you really concerned for me?
00:48:12Grateful enough to want to be my...
00:48:14real girlfriend?
00:48:15Thanks, Zach.
00:48:27You'll make a pretty good boyfriend someday.
00:48:30Pretty good.
00:48:31Mm-hmm.
00:48:32Press on the cheek.
00:48:35That sounded weird practicing yesterday.
00:48:40Zach, there you are.
00:48:41Bro, game's about to start.
00:48:44Uh, good luck.
00:48:47See you later, girlfriend.
00:48:49Don't forget the promise we made, yes, we'll all.
00:48:50You know, do you feel like I...
00:48:51You're telling me forever.
00:48:53I lose it, yeah, lose my mind.
00:48:55Falling for real.
00:48:57Gonna crush my heart.
00:49:05Wow.
00:49:06I have never seen him at so sweet.
00:49:08He must be obsessed with you.
00:49:10Really?
00:49:11How can you tell?
00:49:12These hockey guys are all such...
00:49:14The sarcastic assholes.
00:49:15I know.
00:49:16Trust me.
00:49:17The way he's looking at you...
00:49:18He's so gone, girl.
00:49:21No way.
00:49:22Tess has no idea that Zach and I aren't a real couple.
00:49:25He's an actor, but it's all fake.
00:49:27But then...
00:49:28Why do I wish it was real?
00:49:32Congratulations, Faithful University.
00:49:33He's by the roster.
00:49:34Freshman Zach.
00:49:35Looking good out there, buddy.
00:49:37Hey, come here.
00:49:39You're looking great out there, all right?
00:49:40You're looking like a star.
00:49:42You're definitely on the scout's radar.
00:49:43But they heard about some kind of incident in the locker room.
00:49:45Something about harassing cheerleaders.
00:49:47They're hearing about some kind of incident in the locker room.
00:49:50Something about harassing cheerleaders or something.
00:49:53That's not what happened.
00:49:54Listen, it's not a good look.
00:49:55All right?
00:49:55Now, you've got to keep your record clean for the rest of the year.
00:49:58It's going to damage your career opportunities.
00:50:00Harassing?
00:50:01They were the ones harassing Jane.
00:50:03You understand?
00:50:05I understand, Coach.
00:50:05Zach, you're amazing out there.
00:50:13Yeah?
00:50:14Enough to make me your star player?
00:50:16Nate will always be the star player to me.
00:50:19Yes.
00:50:20You're the star player to me.
00:50:22You know, it's tradition for the MVPs to get a kiss from their girl.
00:50:26But I'm not really your girl, though, am I?
00:50:28So...
00:50:29You don't have to.
00:50:29Damn, bro.
00:50:39Your stepsister used to follow you running like a puppy.
00:50:42But now she can't get her hands off, Zach.
00:50:43You must be pissed.
00:50:45Shut up.
00:50:51Melissa, you told Leah and Courtney to dogpile on Jane today, didn't you?
00:50:54What?
00:50:55Why would I do that, Nate?
00:50:58I'm a nice girl.
00:50:58Enough with your lies.
00:51:00I saw everything.
00:51:01I can't believe I never saw three before.
00:51:04Nate, are you serious?
00:51:07I'm your girlfriend.
00:51:12You really don't want to piss me off.
00:51:17Otherwise, you're never getting any of this ever again.
00:51:24Don't.
00:51:25Touch me.
00:51:26We're over.
00:51:29Oh, my God.
00:51:31You...
00:51:31You like her.
00:51:34You like your stepsister.
00:51:39You like her.
00:51:42You like your stepsister.
00:51:46Did you fall and hit your head at your heart on the ice or something?
00:51:49What is wrong with you?
00:51:50She's a pathetic little loser.
00:51:52Don't.
00:51:53Talk about her like that.
00:51:54She's the nice girl.
00:51:56She's genuine.
00:51:57I'm like your fake ass.
00:52:00Yeah, Jane is amazing.
00:52:03Too bad.
00:52:05She's in a relationship with Zach now.
00:52:08And you hurt her so bad.
00:52:11She never forgave you.
00:52:12That was your fault.
00:52:14That was your fault.
00:52:17Oh, baby.
00:52:19She's still my stepsister.
00:52:20She'll understand.
00:52:22And she'll see that Zach isn't good for her.
00:52:24Seeing Jane and Zach together makes you so jealous, doesn't it?
00:52:31At first, he steals your star player title, and then your precious little girlfriend.
00:52:40It's a shame.
00:52:42I'll never win against him.
00:52:45Not on the rink or with girls.
00:52:49I mean, if Zach hadn't rejected me, he'll never want to touch you.
00:52:55I'm not the one you should be mad at.
00:52:58Zach is the one who stole everything from you.
00:53:01Jane will come back to me.
00:53:08No matter what it takes.
00:53:12Yeah!
00:53:17Hey, look, it's the minute of the hour.
00:53:19And his beloved girlfriend.
00:53:20Kiss her!
00:53:22Kiss her?
00:53:23Bro, go, what are you doing?
00:53:26I'm gonna have a drink.
00:53:31Jane, we need to talk.
00:53:36I don't have anything to say to you.
00:53:38You watched Melissa bully me, humiliate me, and you didn't say anything.
00:53:41I can never forgive you for that.
00:53:43I was just surprised and stressed because the Scots are at the game.
00:53:46Look, I wanted to help you.
00:53:47I swear.
00:53:49Jane, I'm sorry.
00:53:50I regret it.
00:53:51I can't do this, Nate.
00:53:53You're drunk.
00:53:55This is about him, isn't it?
00:53:58Zach?
00:53:59Are you too serious?
00:53:59Why does it matter if we are?
00:54:02You're my stepbrother, not my boyfriend.
00:54:04No, it matters because...
00:54:08I can't get you off my mind.
00:54:11I keep thinking about us and how you used to cheer for me at every game,
00:54:16and now you're spending a lot of time with Zach.
00:54:17I mean, you don't even look at me twice.
00:54:19You're just jealous because Zach is the new star on the team.
00:54:23Everyone has moved past you.
00:54:26Including me.
00:54:27No, Jane, I don't accept that.
00:54:29Jane, I don't accept that.
00:54:34I made a mistake.
00:54:35I didn't realize it before, but I know now that you are the one who was always there for me, and I...
00:54:40Don't say it.
00:54:44I have feelings for you.
00:54:46Please, give me another chance.
00:54:48I've dreamed about this moment for years.
00:54:52My stepbrother's saying it's just me.
00:54:55It's always been me.
00:54:57But why do I feel so empty?
00:54:58I know you feel the same way, Jane.
00:55:01I know you're only with Zach to get back at me, but it worked.
00:55:05You can break up with him now.
00:55:07You can be with me.
00:55:09No.
00:55:09Nate, stop.
00:55:10Jane, I know you want it.
00:55:11Don't touch my girlfriend!
00:55:12What the hell are you doing, Duncan?
00:55:19It doesn't concern you.
00:55:20Know your place, freshman.
00:55:22Breathing down my girlfriend's neck like a creep.
00:55:24Telling her to leave me for you, but it's none of my business?
00:55:26I'm special to Jane, all right?
00:55:28Sooner or later, she'll come crawling back to me.
00:55:31You're just the cheap backup option.
00:55:33I bet you two haven't even slept together, right?
00:55:35You want to know why?
00:55:36Because she's saving herself for me.
00:55:38Watch your fucking mouth!
00:55:42You see that, Jane?
00:55:43Is this the perfect boyfriend you found yourself?
00:55:46He punched his way out of his problems.
00:55:48Has he hit you, too?
00:55:49No way.
00:55:50Zach's abusive?
00:55:52Wouldn't be surprised.
00:55:54Guys like that act all charming, then show their true colors behind closed doors.
00:56:01No.
00:56:01No.
00:56:02Zach, it's not worth it, okay?
00:56:04If you get in trouble again, you'll be suspended from the team,
00:56:06and you'll risk your spot in the NHL.
00:56:08He's violent, Jane.
00:56:10I keep telling you he's got anger issues.
00:56:12Sooner or later, he'll be...
00:56:14Stay the hell away from me and my boyfriend.
00:56:20Come on.
00:56:22Jane and I are meant to be.
00:56:24Zach Gates, you can take everything else away from me, but not her.
00:56:27That was reckless.
00:56:37Thank God, Coach, wasn't there.
00:56:38Otherwise, he would have been suspended.
00:56:41Are they that worried about me?
00:56:43I stacked your crush.
00:56:44Shouldn't you be checking in on him?
00:56:46I want nothing to do with him right now.
00:56:50He was...
00:56:50He was drunk.
00:56:52He didn't know what he was doing.
00:56:55I'm sorry on his behalf.
00:56:57I don't need an apology.
00:56:58Why are you still making excuses for him?
00:57:00Zach, don't be like that.
00:57:02We used to be enemies, and now look at us.
00:57:06I mean, we wouldn't be here unless I tried to understand you.
00:57:10Forgive you.
00:57:12You don't get it.
00:57:13Well, then help me get it.
00:57:14Something Nate said got to you, didn't it?
00:57:18I opened up to you, so...
00:57:20Just tell me what's wrong.
00:57:24Nate said I'm violent.
00:57:26That I have anger issues.
00:57:31The truth is, he's right.
00:57:35I lied about how I got this scar.
00:57:37It wasn't from training.
00:57:47My dad beat me.
00:57:49My God, Zach.
00:57:52Everyone knew my dad is this charming, successful guy.
00:57:56But at home, he beat my mom.
00:58:00And once I turned three, he started it on me, too.
00:58:02When I did bad in training, he locked me out in the snow until I passed out from the cold.
00:58:14When he died from alcohol poisoning, I found nothing but relief.
00:58:19My nightmare was over.
00:58:23But now, I'm worried I'm turning into him.
00:58:28Because I'm angry.
00:58:30Violent.
00:58:31I can't control my temper.
00:58:32Zach, none of that was your fault.
00:58:35You're nothing like him.
00:58:47You're not scaring me?
00:58:48No.
00:58:49Not at all.
00:58:51You're already a better man than your father ever was.
00:58:55So I guess we both know each other's secrets now.
00:58:58I guess that means we could really be friends.
00:59:00Friends.
00:59:02Friends.
00:59:03Yeah.
00:59:06I heard everything, you know.
00:59:08Nice confession to you.
00:59:11You know you got what you wanted.
00:59:12So I'm not going to mess it up, you know.
00:59:16Zach, I thought that's what I wanted.
00:59:20But I don't think that's true anymore.
00:59:21Then what do you want?
00:59:34Then what do you want?
00:59:36You.
00:59:37The one I want is you.
00:59:39But if I tell him I caught real feelings, we'll have to call this whole arrangement off.
00:59:43We can't even be friends.
00:59:45Nothing.
00:59:46At least nothing from you.
00:59:50Look, my life used to be quiet, uncomplicated.
00:59:54Before I met you.
00:59:56I want to go back to that.
00:59:58No more drama.
01:00:01I just poured my heart out to you.
01:00:03Now you want to push me away?
01:00:06I apologize.
01:00:07I'm not the player here.
01:00:08You are.
01:00:10Player.
01:00:13That's all you really think I am?
01:00:14Yeah.
01:00:16There's no need to kiss me if there's no one here to see us.
01:00:34This is a fake relationship, remember?
01:00:37I guess that's just what players do.
01:00:39No, Zach, that's not what I meant.
01:00:40Look, the month's almost over and the deal's done.
01:00:44You won't have to see me again.
01:00:46A month ago, I would have killed to have Zach Gates out of my life.
01:00:52Now, the idea of never seeing him again, it kills me.
01:01:09He said he wants nothing to do with me anymore.
01:01:11Hey girl, you got your homecoming dress ready?
01:01:21Zach and I got in a fight.
01:01:22I don't think I want to go anymore.
01:01:24I'll have more reason to show up in a sexy-ass dress.
01:01:27Show him what he's missing.
01:01:28And hey, maybe you can find a new hottie at the dance.
01:01:31Homecoming is the last day of our deal.
01:01:33The last time I'll be together with Zach.
01:01:35I could survive one more night.
01:01:36Fine.
01:01:37I'll go.
01:01:37I'll go.
01:01:41Damn, he looks good tonight.
01:01:58Damn, she looks good tonight.
01:02:01You look really nice.
01:02:09Thanks.
01:02:12Oh, right.
01:02:13I, um, I finished your essay.
01:02:15It's in my locker.
01:02:16I'll get it to you whenever.
01:02:20Zach, about what I said.
01:02:22I'm sorry.
01:02:25I didn't mean to call you a player.
01:02:27You're hot, nice, and amazing kisser.
01:02:31A good person.
01:02:34I hope that after all of this, we can be friends.
01:02:38You don't have to be my friend, Jane.
01:02:40And I should be the one apologizing.
01:02:41It doesn't matter what you think of me.
01:02:43We're together because we made a deal.
01:02:46Nothing more.
01:02:47You should patch things up with your stepbrother.
01:02:51You should patch things up with your stepbrother.
01:02:53He's the one you really care about.
01:02:54That's not...
01:02:56Nate was just...
01:02:57There.
01:02:59Reliable.
01:03:00I don't actually have a crush on him.
01:03:03Truthfully, I kind of got the ache as soon as I saw Melissa's tongue down his throat.
01:03:06I've been thinking, and I don't think the crush was real after all.
01:03:16It's not what it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:19What's it supposed to feel like?
01:03:23Welcome, welcome to your homecoming.
01:03:26There we have it right there.
01:03:27We have our couple of the year, as noted by you guys, the student body.
01:03:32Now, hey, couple of the year.
01:03:33Why don't you guys give each other a little kiss?
01:03:34It's our last night together, Glasses.
01:03:38You want for one more kiss?
01:03:43Sorry, Zach.
01:03:44I...
01:03:44I can't.
01:03:47I can't kiss you anymore.
01:03:50I can't kiss you anymore.
01:03:55If I let myself kiss Zach again, I'll fall too hard.
01:03:58But if I walk away now, I can end this before he breaks my heart.
01:04:04Jane, look, I thought you were overmate.
01:04:10What?
01:04:11This has nothing to do with him.
01:04:13This is the last night of the deal.
01:04:15You can't just kiss me?
01:04:16We said no feelings.
01:04:17But I can't kiss him again and feel nothing.
01:04:19I...
01:04:20I can't.
01:04:23It'll break the contract.
01:04:24What?
01:04:26She said no feelings.
01:04:28Is she breaking her own rule?
01:04:30Is she falling for me too?
01:04:31You're not supposed to kiss me unless I'm okay with it and...
01:04:35I don't want to kiss you.
01:04:39Right.
01:04:40Yeah.
01:04:41All this.
01:04:42Us.
01:04:44It's just about the contract too, wasn't it?
01:04:46It is for you too, right?
01:04:47Right.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:04:55Can I ever fall for you, Jane?
01:05:01Contract?
01:05:04Interesting.
01:05:06Contract?
01:05:08Interesting.
01:05:11Let's go.
01:05:13You tattletale bitch!
01:05:15You got us kicked off the cheerleading squad!
01:05:16You don't deserve to be capped.
01:05:18Uh, calm down, girlies, okay?
01:05:20It's not my fault.
01:05:22It was all Jane.
01:05:24Mm-hmm.
01:05:26Look, everything I told you about her is true.
01:05:30Jane is such a manipulative bitch.
01:05:33She has this diary where she writes awful things about you guys.
01:05:38Mm-hmm.
01:05:38Rumors about disgusting things you've done with the hockey team.
01:05:42Okay.
01:05:43I'm sure if you go through her things, you'll find proof.
01:05:47Let's go swatch her backs.
01:05:48Mm-hmm.
01:05:48Mm-hmm.
01:05:49Mm-hmm.
01:05:51Idiots.
01:05:53Now time to sit back and enjoy the show.
01:05:56Oh, my God.
01:06:03Zach and Jane are faking their relationship.
01:06:06Zach is only with her because she's writing him an essay.
01:06:09Holy shit.
01:06:11Jane had to force Zach to date her.
01:06:13Pathetic.
01:06:14Jane must be blackmailing Zach.
01:06:15I mean, how else do you land the star hockey player?
01:06:18Desperate much?
01:06:19You want to know the real reason why Nate and I broke up?
01:06:21It's because of Jane.
01:06:24She's been in love with her own stepbrother this whole time.
01:06:28Ew, what the fuck?
01:06:35Jessica, okay.
01:06:38Want to explain this?
01:06:47Look, you can stop pretending now, Jane.
01:06:48I know you and Zach aren't actually dating.
01:06:50I knew it.
01:06:52You really just did all this just for my attention.
01:06:56Don't flatter yourself, Nate.
01:06:57I don't like you like that anymore.
01:06:58You can admit it, Jane.
01:06:59It's okay.
01:07:00I like you, too.
01:07:01Look, we can finally be together.
01:07:02I am a hockey star, too.
01:07:04I can fix your reputation.
01:07:07See?
01:07:11I told you she'd come back sooner or later.
01:07:13I mean, you two are faking the whole time anyway, right?
01:07:17Zach, listen to me.
01:07:18If that's what you want, send things here.
01:07:19Let me go.
01:07:42Go home, loser.
01:07:47Can't believe I voted for her and Zach for a couple of the year.
01:07:50We were all fooled.
01:07:51You see this, Jane?
01:07:53Everyone here hates you, but I'm still on your side.
01:07:56If you walk away from me now, you'll regret it forever.
01:07:58I don't care.
01:07:59Contract or not, you'll never be half the man Zach is.
01:08:02Fine.
01:08:02Well, let's see if your superstar Zach comes to save you now.
01:08:12Jane, isn't this so sad?
01:08:15You had to blackmail Zach into pretending to date you.
01:08:19First, you write sexy fanfic about your own stepbrother, and now this.
01:08:23You'd do anything for attention, won't you?
01:08:27That's not how it happened.
01:08:28She's still making excuses.
01:08:31Somebody needs to teach her a lesson.
01:08:34Leave it to us.
01:08:36If you're so desperate for attention, let's show everyone who you really are.
01:08:39A fat, ugly, loser.
01:08:43We heard you're anorexic now.
01:08:46But we can help cure you.
01:08:48Oh, no.
01:09:08Poor Jane.
01:09:09Isn't anybody going to help her?
01:09:11Zach just dumped her.
01:09:13If you help her now, isn't that picking up out Zach?
01:09:15Jane's a liar.
01:09:16She had it coming.
01:09:18What the fuck do you think you're doing?
01:09:27Zach, we know she's been blackmailing you into a fake relationship.
01:09:30We're helping you teach her a lesson.
01:09:33Jane, you all right?
01:09:34What's happening?
01:09:35I thought Jane and Zach were a fake date.
01:09:38It might have started out as fake, but it's very real now.
01:09:41Jane is my girlfriend.
01:09:44But she's a useless nobody, and you're the star hockey player.
01:09:47You can have anyone you want.
01:09:50I want her.
01:09:57I warned you.
01:09:59Eye for an eye.
01:10:00No one's going to hurt Jane while I'm here.
01:10:01Now apologize.
01:10:18Sorry.
01:10:19Sorry.
01:10:20We went wrong.
01:10:21Forgive us.
01:10:22Don't touch me.
01:10:23You're not sorry.
01:10:24You're just scared.
01:10:25Please forgive us.
01:10:26I can't get expelled.
01:10:27I'll do anything you want.
01:10:28Please.
01:10:28You guys like cake?
01:10:30Why don't you finish the rest yourselves?
01:10:33What?
01:10:34But it's on the floor.
01:10:35There's glass and shit everywhere.
01:10:37You sure we're having a lot of fun shoving it down Jane's throat?
01:10:40Why don't we make it a competition?
01:10:41Whoever eats the most cake doesn't get expelled.
01:10:43How about that?
01:10:44Leah, I can't get expelled.
01:10:46My mom and dad will kill me.
01:10:47No.
01:10:47No.
01:10:48Zach, it wasn't just us.
01:10:49It was Melissa.
01:10:50She's been egging us on the whole time.
01:10:53She's been using us.
01:10:54Yes, it was Melissa.
01:10:57It was her last time, too.
01:10:59She's the mastermind.
01:11:00No, I didn't even touch Jane.
01:11:03You told us to bully her.
01:11:05You told us to take her clothes and check her bags.
01:11:08Oh, my God, Melissa.
01:11:10How old are you?
01:11:11Still trying to relive your Queen Bee bully days?
01:11:14That's sad.
01:11:15Two-faced liars like her are the worst.
01:11:17Leah, Melissa has been behind us this whole time.
01:11:19If we feed her all of this cake, we both don't have to get expelled.
01:11:22Yeah.
01:11:24No, I shouldn't do it.
01:11:26Wait, wait, wait.
01:11:27Wait, wait.
01:11:31Here you go.
01:11:34Who's the ugly pig now?
01:11:45You want to get out of here?
01:11:54Oh, my God.
01:11:55That was crazy.
01:11:56Zach, you showed up like a superhero.
01:12:03Zach, we both know this is never going to work.
01:12:06You're a bad boy hockey superstar that everyone on campus is obsessed with.
01:12:10And I'm the loser girl who's so obsessed with getting a boyfriend that you bribed her way into a relationship.
01:12:15We only got together because of a contract.
01:12:17I think maybe we should keep it that way.
01:12:22After everything I've done, you really still think I was only in it for the contract?
01:12:27You have no idea what I want.
01:12:30Then tell me.
01:12:31If you tell me why you wouldn't kiss me, are you?
01:12:34Because we said no rules.
01:12:36And I can't promise that anymore.
01:12:39I don't want this to be fake.
01:12:40I want it to be real.
01:12:42Zach, I want you to kiss me not because of some stupid contract, but because...
01:12:47Fuck the contract.
01:13:00I like you.
01:13:02I like the way you piss me off.
01:13:04I like it when I make you blush.
01:13:06I like when you're mad at me.
01:13:08I always wanted this to be real.
01:13:09But the rules.
01:13:11You agreed to no feelings.
01:13:13I'm a bad boy.
01:13:14The player.
01:13:17I like breaking the rules.
01:13:29Wait.
01:13:30Zach.
01:13:33Does this mean I'm not your fake girlfriend anymore?
01:13:40Jane.
01:13:41It doesn't get any more real than this.
01:13:43I can't believe we're already breaking another rule.
01:13:45Rule number one.
01:13:48No sex.
01:13:48Remember?
01:13:50I told you.
01:13:52I like to break the rules.
01:13:57Hey, Zach.
01:13:59This is my first time.
01:14:02If that turns you off or makes you change your mind or whatever, that's it.
01:14:07We can go slow.
01:14:10May I?
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:15Just tell me what you like.
01:14:18Just tell me what you like.
01:14:45Jane was the mysterious romance writer all along.
01:14:54I can't let Zach take you away.
01:14:56I'll make sure everything goes back to the way it was meant to be.
01:15:02Last night was incredible.
01:15:04My next post will be a 3,000 word detailed account.
01:15:11Zach was right about those can't get it up rivers.
01:15:13Let it be further from the truth.
01:15:15Hey, Gates!
01:15:17Meet me in my office.
01:15:18Right now.
01:15:20Oh, my God.
01:15:21Seth's in the canvas says that they're trying to reveal all of Zach's dirty secrets.
01:15:25This is going to ruin Zach's chances in the NHL.
01:15:28What?
01:15:28Wow.
01:15:30Sex and the canvas just confirmed that the villain in Virgin's bucket list is based on Zach Gates.
01:15:34And she's releasing so much more dirt on him.
01:15:37Holy shit.
01:15:38We all knew he couldn't get it up.
01:15:39But taking Viagra and sleeping around with puck bunnies?
01:15:43Getting a girl pregnant and leaving her instead of taking responsibility?
01:15:46Ugh.
01:15:46He's the worst kind of player.
01:15:48Zach is in huge trouble.
01:15:51I didn't post this.
01:15:52I would never.
01:15:52Someone's taken over my account.
01:15:57They're spreading rumors to get Zach canceled.
01:15:59Who would do this?
01:16:01Oh, my God.
01:16:03It was me.
01:16:05Will Zach believe I'm innocent?
01:16:07Who will this ruin everything between us?
01:16:08What the fuck were you thinking?
01:16:12The account posted their accusations at midnight yesterday spread like wildfire through the campus.
01:16:17This is bad publicity.
01:16:18This is very bad publicity.
01:16:20Coach, I'm innocent.
01:16:21They're baseless, petty rumors.
01:16:23Do you know how many NHL scouts canceled their meetings with you based on these baseless, petty rumors?
01:16:28Your career prospects are in the toilet, Zach.
01:16:32You find out who's behind sex in the campus and you get them to prove your innocence.
01:16:36Do you have any idea who's behind this account?
01:16:41I know exactly who it is.
01:16:49I know you stole my account and spread lies about Zach online.
01:16:52Delete it or set the record straight.
01:16:54Sure.
01:16:55As soon as you break up with Zach and start dating me instead.
01:16:57I would rather die.
01:16:58Jane, I'm your stepbrother.
01:17:00I know what's best for you and you need to get that angry deadbeat out of your life.
01:17:04Go with me.
01:17:04What's so great about Zach anyway, huh?
01:17:07We met first.
01:17:08You liked me first.
01:17:10Why won't you even look at me anymore?
01:17:12Let's see.
01:17:13You took Melissa's side.
01:17:15You stood by and watched me get bullied.
01:17:17You tried to force yourself onto me.
01:17:19Is that enough of a reason?
01:17:20Okay, I'm sorry.
01:17:20What do you want?
01:17:22You and Zach weren't even really together anyway.
01:17:24He may have started off as my fake boyfriend, but the way he looks at me has always been real.
01:17:28But you, Nate, I don't even know you anymore.
01:17:33If you're not going to fix this, I'll do it myself.
01:17:35Really?
01:17:37You're going to expose your deepest, darkest secret for him?
01:17:41Tell everyone that you've been writing erotic fan fiction about your classmates.
01:17:45You'll be expelled.
01:17:45I won't let you ruin him.
01:17:50He's not worth protecting.
01:17:52That's not your decision to make.
01:17:53I know exactly who it is.
01:18:02Great.
01:18:03Well, tell me who it is and I'll get the dean to take care of it.
01:18:05I trust Jane.
01:18:06She wouldn't do this.
01:18:08I can't turn around to save myself.
01:18:10No, coach.
01:18:11I'm going to take care of this myself.
01:18:15Dude, Zach, look.
01:18:16She's live.
01:18:19Sex and the Campus's account was hacked last night.
01:18:21Records show that the IP address doesn't match the account's previous posts.
01:18:25As for the accusations SATC made about Zach Gates last night,
01:18:29I can prove that those were all just malicious rumors and slander.
01:18:33I am the owner of the account and the writer of the Virgin's Bucket List and
01:18:37I didn't make those posts.
01:18:40And Zach isn't that kind of person.
01:18:51I know that after this, a lot of you are going to think I'm crazy.
01:18:54That I would do anything online to get attention, but I don't care.
01:19:01Zach Gates is a good person.
01:19:02He loves hockey more than anything.
01:19:05He doesn't deserve to have this jeopardized his future career.
01:19:13Zach, it's so disgusting.
01:19:14Oh my gosh, it's the smut writer.
01:19:17Did you base your main character off Nate, your stepbrother?
01:19:19That's like incest.
01:19:20Your writing's harassment.
01:19:21I know, look.
01:19:21I thought she was such a frigid nerd.
01:19:23Who knew she was such a freak?
01:19:24You know, my God, I bet she has wet dreams about her classmates all the time.
01:19:29Expel her.
01:19:29Expel her.
01:19:30Expel her.
01:19:38Spell her.
01:19:39Spell her.
01:19:40If this helps prove Zach's innocence, I don't care what people say.
01:19:44I think your writing was really good, Jane.
01:19:46You're really talented.
01:19:47Thanks.
01:19:49Ms. Wealthy, I applaud your courage in standing up for Zach.
01:19:53However, I regret to inform you that due to the negative press your blog has cost the school,
01:19:58you're being expelled.
01:19:59Although I must say that as an avid reader of your stories, I love your writing.
01:20:10Thanks, Dean Brooks.
01:20:12Jane, have you lost your mind?
01:20:14You actually...
01:20:17Was this all worth it?
01:20:19Yes, it was.
01:20:20Zach stood up for me time and time again.
01:20:22It was my turn to protect him.
01:20:23Don't try to convince me otherwise.
01:20:24You'll never understand.
01:20:26As for Mr. Duncan, please come with me.
01:20:28We need to discuss the penalty for spreading rumors and slander about your fellow students.
01:20:32God damn it, Zach.
01:20:39I told you to keep your records clean this semester.
01:20:43As star hockey player of the team, you've got girls lined up begging to have a chance with you.
01:20:47And you picked Jane Wellesley, a virgin who writes sexual fantasies about her classmates online.
01:20:53I mean, what are you thinking?
01:20:54She brings you nothing but shame.
01:20:55Coach, as long as I win the finals, I can still make it to the NHL.
01:20:57You can't win the finals in this state, Zach.
01:21:00I'll show you.
01:21:01No, no.
01:21:01I'm not letting the entire team base their future on you.
01:21:06I'm putting Nate back on the ice.
01:21:07You're benched for the rest of the finals.
01:21:08No, coach.
01:21:09No, my decision is final.
01:21:11You're lucky I'm not kicking you off the team.
01:21:13Maple University has met their match.
01:21:22Looks like Zach Hates has been canceled.
01:21:24Now he's being subbed in.
01:21:26Is there any chance he's able to get the victory for his team?
01:21:29Zach!
01:21:32You're my star hockey player!
01:21:34Zach!
01:21:34Zach!
01:21:34Zach!
01:21:34Zach!
01:21:34Zach!
01:21:34Zach!
01:21:34Zach!
01:21:34Zach!
01:21:35Zach!
01:21:35Zach!
01:21:36Zach!
01:21:37Zach!
01:21:38Zach!
01:21:39Zach!
01:21:40Zach!
01:21:41Zach!
01:21:42Zach!
01:21:43Zach!
01:21:43Nate Duncan, the former MVP, has made mistake after mistake.
01:21:46But can Zach Duncan score the goal?
01:21:49No, it's not Zach.
01:21:50You can do this.
01:21:51It's not your fault.
01:21:51You're the best.
01:21:52You're the best.
01:21:53Zach!
01:21:54Zach!
01:21:55Zach!
01:21:56Zach!
01:21:57Zach!
01:21:58You keep taking everything from me.
01:22:00My MVP.
01:22:01My title is captain.
01:22:02My glory.
01:22:03Now, Jane, we're not winning today.
01:22:10Look, Zach.
01:22:13Who's ever deserved a damn thing you had, asshole?
01:22:18Goal!
01:22:19Yes!
01:22:20He's done it again, and Zach Gates has let his team iterate, smashing any doubts of his skills
01:22:35on the ice.
01:22:36Zach!
01:22:37The scouts offers are starting to come through.
01:22:41You did it!
01:22:42Let's go!
01:22:43It was right!
01:22:44Zach!
01:22:45This is amazing.
01:22:46I knew you could do it.
01:22:47I couldn't have done it without you.
01:22:49Thank you, Jane, for everything.
01:22:51You two!
01:22:53You stupid, arrogant!
01:22:55You stupid, arrogant!
01:22:58Stop it!
01:22:59Stop it!
01:23:00We have a zero-tolerance policy with violence against other teammates.
01:23:03No NHL for you.
01:23:10Everything's finally over.
01:23:12Except now I've been expelled.
01:23:14About that.
01:23:15My mom's an investor at the New York Times.
01:23:17She liked your writing so much that you offered to send it in with a glowing recommendation.
01:23:21You mean, I could be a New York Times columnist?
01:23:24Yeah!
01:23:25Oh my god!
01:23:26Thank you, Zach!
01:23:27Hey, I got a deal for ya.
01:23:30You ever base a character off yourself again?
01:23:32You gotta base a boyfriend off me.
01:23:34Deal?
01:23:35Deal.
01:23:36He's gotta be hot, strong, sexy, with the biggest...
01:23:42Of course he will.
01:23:45I'm only telling the truth from now on.
01:23:47That's my story.
01:23:50A girl with a head full of daydreams and her hockey bad boy made a new deal.
01:23:54To always support each other.
01:23:56He's my loyal reader and I'm his biggest fan.
01:24:05So, how does Jane the Famous Writer think I did out there?
01:24:08Perfect.
01:24:09You're the handsomest hockey star of all time.
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