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Eastenders 28 July 2025

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00:00Music
00:26Cat, boys, daddy's home. I'm hit.
00:30Music
00:35Hey!
00:36What the hell are you doing?
00:40What are you doing?
00:42No, hold on a second.
00:43Sneaking up on a half-naked lady doesn't aim for people like you.
00:46Just stop, stop. Where's Cat?
00:48Well, she ain't here, is she?
00:50So take your rose and your donkey and vamoose.
00:54No, Eli...
00:55I've got to...
01:00Right, right.
01:01One...
01:02One...
01:03Two...
01:04Two...
01:05Four...
01:06Three...
01:07For God's sake, you two, pack it in!
01:08Watch someone's eye out.
01:09I've forgotten what a barrel of laughs that dreaming was.
01:12Anyone seen my phone?
01:13No.
01:14Anything from Mo?
01:15I won't keep her locked up for all I care.
01:16Alright, you two, that's my phone, give it here.
01:18I could swing for her, lumbering me with all of this.
01:22Right, come on!
01:24You have one message.
01:26Yeah, it's me, I just want to say that I'm...
01:29I'm really sorry.
01:31You know, I'm...
01:33I've not been...
01:34Three...
01:35Two...
01:36One...
01:37No!
01:38Jane?
01:39Jane, you alright?
01:41Do I look alright?
01:43What's happened?
01:44It was him.
01:45It was him.
01:46Right, you two, put them down and get upstairs now.
01:48Look on the barrier.
01:49I can't look.
01:50Is it bad?
01:51Well, it ain't good, Jane.
01:52You've got a dart sticking out your arm.
01:54I think I feel a bit faint.
01:56No!
01:57Only needs a plaster on it.
02:00I need to go to A&E.
02:01Bit dramatic, innit?
02:02Well, a tetanus at least.
02:05Oh, I'll sort it out myself!
02:09Any chance of a coffee?
02:11Nan, you got nicked for shaking your lettuce in the middle of the square on our opening night.
02:15You can go swivel.
02:17Jane?
02:18Charming.
02:30Louie, if you want to go tonight, you've got to be ready in five minutes.
02:45Why aren't you on the stall?
02:48Late shift.
02:49Since when does Peter do shifts?
02:52You better not be messing him about, Oscar.
02:54Mm-hmm.
02:55You all right, mate?
02:57Ready to bust some more moves?
02:59We do choice of one.
03:01You, my friend, have got some taste.
03:05You two really did have some fun last night, eh?
03:08Is Mike coming round again tonight?
03:10Mike?
03:11Oscar's friend.
03:12Tell you what, why don't we go to the caf?
03:17Treat ourselves.
03:18Go on, go get your shoes on.
03:19Yes.
03:25Why was that psycho in my house?
03:27It's not as bad as it sounds, really.
03:30No, but it is bad, Oscar.
03:32He was here with Jimmy and Louie.
03:35And I thought I was the trauma queen.
03:37Don't go giving it the biggun to me, Oscar.
03:40Is that why you're not on the stall?
03:42Because you're scared to leave the house?
03:44Right, that's it.
03:45I'm calling Uncle Jack.
03:47Are you joking?
03:48We...
03:49I'm trying to sort this mess out for you.
03:51OK, let me speak to Jack, yeah?
03:53This is my mess.
03:54I'll deal with it.
03:55Well, make sure you do.
03:57And quickly.
03:59It's not Peter you're going to have to worry about.
04:01I'll kick you out myself.
04:10Avani!
04:11Hey!
04:12Why are you not answering my calls?
04:13I don't know.
04:14OK, well, have you thought any more about my proposal?
04:15You're making it sound like it's a business deal.
04:16OK.
04:17Sorry, poor choice of words.
04:18Erm, I'm serious though, Avani.
04:19I will look after this baby.
04:20Listen, if you end this pregnancy...
04:21There is no going back, do you understand?
04:22So please, just...
04:23Just...
04:24Don't make any rash decisions.
04:25There you go.
04:26Oh, thank you.
04:27All right, kid?
04:28Yeah, I'm meeting Barney.
04:29Nice talk to you too.
04:30Is she OK?
04:31Of course not, she's a teenager.
04:32Figures.
04:33I'll get back to you.
04:34OK.
04:35I'll get back to you.
04:36OK.
04:37OK.
04:38All right, kid?
04:39Yeah.
04:40I'll get back to you.
04:41OK.
04:42Oh, thank you.
04:43All right, kid?
04:44Yeah.
04:45I'm meeting Barney.
04:46Nice talk to you too.
04:47Is she OK?
04:48Of course not.
04:49She's a teenager.
04:50Figures.
04:51I've got to get back to you.
04:52Hello.
04:53Stace, it's Alfie.
04:54Listen.
04:55What the hell is going on, OK?
04:56I've got Elaine in my flat.
04:57Cat's gone AWOL.
04:58I don't know where the kids are.
04:59And I'm going off my nuts.
05:00So can you call me back ASAP?
05:02You ain't seen Cat at all, have you?
05:03No.
05:04OK.
05:05I'll tell you what, then.
05:06I'll have a coffee.
05:07Actually, I'll have a gallon.
05:08They run out of straw kangaroos.
05:09Ha!
05:10Very good, Nicola.
05:11No, I just had a stopover in Spain.
05:12That's all.
05:13OK.
05:14I'll have a coffee.
05:15Actually, I'll have a gallon.
05:16They run out of straw kangaroos.
05:17Ha!
05:18Very good, Nicola.
05:19No, I just had a stopover in Spain, that's all.
05:22Oh, jet lag's a killer, ain't it?
05:23Cheap Spanish beer's even worse.
05:25I remember the first one, and after that...
05:27Ow!
05:28Gone.
05:29Drinking to forget?
05:30I'm struggling to remember.
05:31Listen.
05:32You haven't seen Cat anywhere, have you?
05:34Harry!
05:35Let me get you something, babe.
05:36No, thanks.
05:37I feel sick all of a sudden.
05:39Hello, Nicola?
05:40Cat?
05:41I'm not the horsey and I, Alfie.
05:43OK.
05:45Stace!
05:46Say, darling, where are you?
05:48Come on.
05:51Oi!
05:52The fridge was empty after you left this morning.
05:54Now, if you're going to live with us, you've got to contribute, mate.
05:57Aye, aye, Captain.
05:58The perils of shared accommodation, eh?
06:00There you go.
06:01When the money comes in from the pub, we'll be fine.
06:04Oh!
06:05Handsome, minted and single.
06:07You want to be careful.
06:08Women will be queuing up for you.
06:10Some of them might want to take advantage.
06:12You don't think that's what you're hoping for?
06:14I'm going back to work now.
06:15Yeah.
06:16What are you saying?
06:17It's all done.
06:18How much longer is this going to be for?
06:19No, I told you.
06:20Just a few more days.
06:21Got to keep your stache safe.
06:22Can't keep it at a flat.
06:23It's too risky.
06:24You sitting on a spread while you weren't there when you got nipped.
06:25You can't just try on your next job.
06:26Yeah, man, I'm on it.
06:27Got something lined up later for today.
06:28Good.
06:29I'll be in touch.
06:30Oi!
06:31What?
06:32Get your head out of the clouds and do some work.
06:34I've had enough to set this place up on my own.
06:35Yeah, uh...
06:36I'm not going to be in touch.
06:37You can't just try on your next job.
06:38Yeah, man, I'm on it.
06:39Got something lined up later for today.
06:40Good.
06:41I'll be in touch.
06:42Oi!
06:43What?
06:44Get your head out of the clouds and do some work.
06:47I've had enough had to set this place up on my own.
06:51Yeah, uh...
07:05Let me make up to you, yeah?
07:06Um...
07:07Coffee with me?
07:08Yeah.
07:09Yeah, go on in.
07:10Come on, ladies!
07:20This is getting embarrassing now.
07:22Accept it, guys. I'm just not going to enter you.
07:24All right?
07:25Oh, we was just waiting for little Louie and John to come home, won't we, Harrison?
07:28Why don't we take them to the pub?
07:30Got some ice cubes.
07:31Don't even say their names.
07:33Look, it's me you're on, all right?
07:36So let's just get this over with.
07:43Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
07:46Ah, fucking fruit. Let me go. Thank you.
07:50Stace, where are Cat and the boys?
07:52What happened in Spain?
07:53What do you mean, what happened in Spain?
07:55Mate, keep me around the donkey.
07:56Listen, when you bailed out on the money, right, I had no leverage to pay them geezers off.
08:01So she... she's still missing.
08:05Stace, what happened, darling?
08:07I mean, how did Cat take it?
08:10Take what?
08:11Well, you said she knows.
08:15Hey, I've been looking everywhere for you.
08:18What are you doing back there?
08:19Alfie, it's for me. They're beautiful.
08:21Huh?
08:22Here, Trace, get the bubbles. We've got some celebrating to do.
08:25Have we?
08:26Yeah.
08:27Because while you was off on your jollies, me and Stace, we bought the Vic.
08:32What?
08:33Yeah. We put all our money together, didn't we, Stace?
08:35Welcome to your new home.
08:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:39No.
08:40No, I don't... I don't believe it.
08:42Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?
08:45I'd like to propose a toast to Alfie Moon.
08:48Yeah!
08:50You landlord of the biggest!
08:53The biggest liar in world, friends!
08:57Stop! Stop!
08:58Stop!
08:59Why'd you keep it from me, eh?
09:01A sinner.
09:02I'm sorry, Ralph. I thought I was doing the right thing.
09:04The right thing? Lying about a cancer scare and then chasing after Hayley?
09:07What?
09:08What?
09:09I had to tell her, um, about Hayley and Cherry.
09:13Yeah, go see. About that.
09:15Save it, Alfie. Right.
09:17And you can shove that donkey where the sun don't shine.
09:19I've got a pub to run.
09:31Threatening little babies. That's low.
09:33You know what's lower? The gross.
09:35You want revenge? I get it.
09:37And yeah, I deserve it, but this is it, Mike.
09:40You do this, you leave my family alone.
09:42Deal.
09:44One rule.
09:46Don't touch the face.
09:47Okay.
09:50My grandad was a boxer.
09:52Must run. The family.
09:53Oh, yeah?
10:00Did you really think I got kicking was all it was going to take?
10:03I want to make sure you never open your mouth again, mate.
10:05Oi!
10:06Go back inside. There's nothing to see you, granddaddy.
10:08Amy!
10:09I've got this.
10:10Looks like ABH to me.
10:11I've got this, Jack.
10:12Michael Smith, right?
10:13I've seen your file.
10:16It's your sugar daddy, Oscar.
10:17You threaten any of my family again, I will not turn you up a chink.
10:22Do you understand, mate?
10:24Now disappear!
10:28So the squeed has got a pig in the family, eh?
10:30It all makes sense now.
10:31Well done.
10:41You just made it worse.
10:42Oh, you're welcome!
10:43Hey, Nana.
10:44Can you believe it, eh, darling?
10:45The cat's only gone and brought us the pub back again.
10:58But you always said, it was me and cat, didn't you?
11:02You always said it was written in the stars when, you know, typical me.
11:03I've gone and blown it again like I always do.
11:04You can say that again.
11:05I am so sorry, Cat.
11:06Why do I fall for it every time?
11:07You said you were scared because your cancer was back.
11:08Who does that?
11:09I know.
11:10And that was wrong with me.
11:11I know.
11:12I know.
11:13That was wrong with me.
11:14My cat's only gone and brought us the pub back again.
11:15But you always said it was me and cat, didn't you?
11:17You always said it was written in the stars when, you know, typical me.
11:19I've gone and blown it again like I always do.
11:20You can say that again.
11:24I am so sorry, Cat.
11:27Why do I fall for it every time?
11:30You said you were scared because your cancer was back.
11:33Who does that?
11:34I know. I know, and that was wrong of me.
11:36Oh, do you think? I should have known you were lying because your lips were moving.
11:40I know. I know.
11:43And I hate myself for it, all right?
11:47All that lying behind your back and sneaking around.
11:50But I just thought if you actually knew what I was doing, then you'd be hurt by it.
11:55And I was panicking because...
11:58Well, the lies, they start snowballing, don't they?
12:02Probably set me right if the cancer came back.
12:06Cherry's your daughter, all right?
12:09And if it was my Zoe in trouble, I'd be on the first plane. I can't be mad at you for that.
12:18It was Nana's dying wish that we are both happy.
12:23Yeah?
12:25And if finding Cherry makes you happy...
12:29From now on, we tell each other everything, yeah?
12:33Promise me.
12:34Because if you lie to me again, you're gonna wish you were dead.
12:39I promise.
12:40And to my face.
12:42No more leaving drunken voicemails.
12:46What voicemail?
12:47The one you left last night.
12:49Did you listen to it?
12:53I started to.
12:54Until the twins started using Jean as target practice.
12:59Right, I better get downstairs and have a shower because you stink.
13:05Oh, look.
13:06Here's your partner in crime.
13:08What have you done?
13:23So, hang on.
13:24Your Nan wants to bring up your bathing.
13:27It's crazy, right?
13:28What's your mum gonna say?
13:31Oh, God.
13:32What's your dad gonna say?
13:33I mean, she reckons that she can, like, smooth it over.
13:37No.
13:38That is a hideous plan.
13:39You're right, Bonnie. Chill out.
13:41Sorry.
13:42Bonnie.
13:44Oh, sorry.
13:46Sorry, I've...
13:47I've just remembered I've got a gun as a baby.
13:49Oh, a bath.
13:50Bath.
13:51I said bath.
13:52A nice hot bath.
13:53Bath.
13:58You told him, then.
14:00How did you find me?
14:01This place is the hub of teenage angst.
14:05Listen, I just wanna talk to you.
14:08Okay, well, why do you even wanna do this?
14:11Because this baby is a part of our family.
14:14Our family?
14:16You know, our house literally got raided last week.
14:19Is that the type of thing you wanna be bringing a baby up around?
14:22Well, no, it's not ideal.
14:24I just know that when Ashnit had her termination, it drove a wedge between us.
14:28We never healed, Avani.
14:31And I don't want the same happening to you and your mum.
14:34She won't look at you in the same way ever again.
14:38Sorry, are you trying to guilt trip me?
14:40No, it's not like that.
14:42Have you even asked Eve?
14:43Well, she'll understand.
14:44Oh, really?
14:45Yeah, great.
14:46Let's go tell Eve the happy news, then, shall we?
14:49Avani!
14:50Avani, wait!
14:51Avani, wait!
14:53Avani, stop!
14:54Avani, wait!
14:56Why?
14:57Eve will be buzzing.
14:58Avani, just let me speak to her first, please.
15:00No.
15:01Avani, can you stop?
15:03Avani, you're making a fool of us.
15:06There she is.
15:07Hi, guys.
15:09Hello, hello.
15:11Oh, look, it's a baby.
15:13It's so cute.
15:14Yeah, really cute.
15:15Yeah, really cute.
15:17Not so cute at one in the morning.
15:18Four in the morning.
15:20I bet.
15:22Eve, you ever thought about kids?
15:24Are you joking?
15:26I can't even get myself dressed in the morning.
15:28Oh, come on.
15:29I would love a little auntie or uncle.
15:31Yeah, I hate to break it to you, kid, but that ship has well and truly sailed.
15:35Yeah, no, I'm happy with our blended family.
15:39Oh, wow.
15:40Yeah.
15:41Well, that's nice, isn't it?
15:42See ya.
15:43It's weird.
15:44I know.
15:54You should have come to me.
15:55I was sorting it.
15:56Oh, it looks like it.
15:57I should have arrested them, but how do you think that's going to look to Social?
16:01Do you want Jimmy taking any care?
16:02I won't come to that.
16:03Social's already up in his visits because of the fight you had with Ian last week.
16:07Look, now he knows the police are only next door, he'll back off, all right?
16:10Mike won't last in sight, he knows it.
16:12Oscar!
16:13There you are!
16:14I can't even trust you to get me a cup of coffee, can I?
16:17Stall, now!
16:19I've only just got my family back on the jab.
16:22Just tell Lauren it's over.
16:25Please.
16:33I can't believe you got so out of it, you don't even remember leaving a voicemail.
16:37I'm sorry, what was that Mother Teresa?
16:38Listen, I don't know.
16:39We'll just let her hear her and put it out there.
16:41Are you insane?
16:42If Cat finds out we've lost Zoe, she'll kill us.
16:45Okay, now I'll get it, but I'll take it.
16:46Yeah, you find the phone, delete the voicemail before it's too late.
16:51Here you go, darling.
16:52Here.
16:54Genius, thank you.
16:55What can I get you?
16:56Uh, gin and tonic and vodka and tonic, please.
16:58What are you feeling now, Gin?
16:59Oh, I was a bit sore, actually.
17:00I'm fine.
17:01I mean, it was an accident, just the boys being overexcited.
17:04She should know better.
17:05Never turn your back on those twins.
17:06Oh, you would.
17:07It was an accident, huh?
17:08An accident?
17:09Have you never seen The Shining?
17:10A beautiful wife to be.
17:11You lost on the horses, didn't you?
17:14You think I'm going to marry a man I do on the inside out?
17:20Yeah, but when I win, I win big.
17:23accident have you never seen the shining beautiful wife to be lost on the horses
17:32didn't you you think I'm going to marry a man I don't know inside out yeah
17:38remember when I win I win big and baby you're gonna have the best wedding this
17:43side of Trinidad I promise hey cat come here a minute here would you reckon why don't we have
17:56the donkey as the pub mascot yeah good day I'll freak yeah congrats on getting this place out
18:02oh thanks to me he was the delighted Alfie over the moon yeah girl I just I left this silly
18:10junk and message last I was going to delete you that's all I'll do it it's gonna get some empties
18:15oh Alfie come on Paddy are the usual and one for yourself oh thank you Stace Stace
18:22Kat what now mum looks a bit faint I think you better come in oh she's milking it Stace it was
18:31just a little prick I'll be in in a minute are you scrote I don't believe this
18:40what don't mean he won't come back look he's out on bail all right one more thing and he's in
18:59trouble he goes inside so he's had a warning everything okay you know you should count yourself
19:09lucky that Peter doesn't know he doesn't need an excuse to kick you out this is your last chance
19:15what's that thank you uncle Jack you came through for me cheers don't make me regret
19:27I don't know why but I just have this irrational fear of your family well I think it probably comes
19:55from being dangled off a bridge by your death yeah Avani and that's my cue good luck thanks
20:01I've been calling you and I've been ignoring you this is ridiculous Avani just talk to me
20:08there's nothing to talk about right listen listen I know it's not going to be easy all right but if it
20:13means this baby has a chance well it's worth it isn't it yeah you're right it is worth it but you
20:19only want this baby to make up for losing all your own children that's not true it is you're not
20:25thinking about what's best for me you're only thinking about yourself and you're not used to
20:30hearing no for an answer Avani but it is a no okay I'm not doing it I can't I've made an appointment
20:38for the clinic tomorrow I'm gonna have an abortion I can't believe that close-ups don't be bad it
20:51he is on me right it's the fan cancelled wish I've got my hands on him hey don't worry about it I'm gonna
20:59buy you a new one tomorrow okay all bells and whistles all right you're looking better Jane I'm fine
21:05I don't know why everyone's making such a second dance about it you were lucky I had one in my
21:10Harris once mind you it healed quick enough that's Andy seeing as you do most of your talking out of
21:15it right ladies and gentlemen can I have your attention please thank you don't you worry about
21:21thing darling now I know I've been described as the biggest donut on the planet by my lovely wife
21:28actually a lot worse over the years but you know after everything that I've thrown her I can't
21:35believe I've come home to find that she has bought me a boozer it's a lot of thanks to Stacey and of
21:45course to Martin yeah to Martin to Martin cheers ma now a lot of you you knew my Nana Moon yeah yeah
21:55yeah well before she departed she always says you make sure you keep that Kathleen by your side because
22:02she will make you the happiest and luckiest man on this planet you know what you the boys and the
22:13Vick she was right you have made me the happiest and luckiest man in the world because of you
22:22okay because of you okay so everybody wants to raise your glasses make some noise to the next chapter
22:31oh the Queen Vick he's right about one thing what's that you are a donut okay okay who's your first
22:41start a fresh start all right my contribution gonna have you going hungry can't me are you okay why
22:58wouldn't I be happy I can handle it take it these belong to you right why do you think that's okay
23:13okay dump your junk in every available space and I'm fine with you being here but it's got to be more
23:20considerate yeah no course sorry I brought food good fruit thanks don't work no no no no it's fine
23:36okay I'll sort it coach cheers I'll go with you by the way okay
23:40what the hell are you doing
24:01you ever said leave the stuff here now we're keeping the boss happy no why you feel nuts
24:09I'll just let him know you said no then I can't wait
24:15yeah good man
24:24make sure you don't lose it this time you know
24:29we think you're right mate we should have a regular sing-along night you can do your Harry
24:46Bellafonte the last time he shook his age in body like Harry Bellafonte he put his back on
24:53hey I still got the moves you know
24:56look at him he's in his element
25:04you know you should diversify oh you can set up another one here oh you call it Stacy's bigger
25:09baps no I'm all right when we're normal baps on the market thanks it doesn't seem like celebrating
25:15though does it talking about we deserve this I'd never forgive myself if any of it happened to
25:20cherry right so we're gonna find a way to get the money to him yeah you know I can't do this
25:29I'm lying to her again hello mate what can I get you
25:59you
26:29No one friends, my family, okay?
26:32All right, get off of me.
26:37What are you doing?
26:40I thought you were both alone.
26:43You've got a knife in your bedroom.
26:45Why is there a knife in your room?
26:47No, I'm done. I'm not having no one in the boys put in danger.
26:50I'm sorry.
26:51No way, mate. No way.
26:52You've had your last chance. Get out of my house. Now.
26:59You've got a knife in your room.