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00:00:00Excuse me, it's okay.
00:00:02It's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:05It's okay.
00:00:07Let me help her back.
00:00:30It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:33Maruzella, Maruzella.
00:00:42Vedi, questo è Napoli.
00:00:44Napoli è pieno divertimento.
00:00:46Ci sono posti per divertirti e posti che ci sono brutti.
00:01:00Alla prossima.
00:01:06I'm looking for the concert.
00:01:07And then you drive right by it.
00:01:09There it is.
00:01:13Very funny.
00:01:23I think it's gonna be good.
00:01:25It must be.
00:01:30The traffic of Napoli.
00:01:32The train is moving.
00:01:34This is the first place.
00:01:43Shit.
00:01:45Whoa.
00:01:46I can't buy my wallet.
00:01:51The real receipt case?
00:01:52No, it's a missing case.
00:01:54It's not with the real receipt case.
00:01:55Somewhere?
00:01:56Maybe it's in my car.
00:02:00It looks like he's in place.
00:02:03It needs to pay to stay.
00:02:04Let's go.
00:02:05Wait.
00:02:06It is a黄.
00:02:07Listen.
00:02:08What have you heyke?
00:02:09What do you think?
00:02:11She's lost.
00:02:12I lost her purse.
00:02:13Her purse.
00:02:14Noy, no nothing.
00:02:15He didn't piss you off.
00:02:17But I had put any money for the pills.
00:02:18There's nothing.
00:02:20Do you just give her a minute?
00:02:21You true had to sit here
00:02:23One, one, one one, one.
00:02:24One, one, one.
00:02:25You know what I do, my friend,
00:02:26Mary Elyke.
00:02:27No, I do, I miss you.
00:02:28Where did you have it last?
00:02:30The train station, I think?
00:02:32The exchange group?
00:02:34Oh, Jamie.
00:02:36I'm sorry.
00:02:38That bastard at the train station started when you dropped all your stuff.
00:02:42This is 170, not 70.
00:02:44Where do we need to go?
00:02:46I'm sorry.
00:02:48Where did you have it last?
00:02:50The train station, I think?
00:02:52The exchange group?
00:02:54Oh, Jamie, I'm sorry.
00:02:56Where do we need to go?
00:02:58We need sevens.
00:03:10Here we go.
00:03:20Is this it?
00:03:22I think it's nice.
00:03:26It's nice.
00:03:28Yes, I have a credit card.
00:03:30The number's on file on my computer.
00:03:32Yes, I have them here.
00:03:34Okay.
00:03:36Five, five, three, three.
00:03:38Seven, six, four, five.
00:03:40Eight, seven, eight, seven.
00:03:42Nine, one, five, seven.
00:03:44Five, seven.
00:03:45Five, seven.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47Expires 12.15.
00:03:48No, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately.
00:03:50Okay.
00:03:51Yes, I have them here.
00:03:52Okay.
00:03:53Five, five, three, three.
00:03:54Seven, six, four, five.
00:03:55Eight, seven, eight, seven.
00:03:57Nine, one, five, seven.
00:03:58Five, seven.
00:03:59Five, seven.
00:04:00Yeah.
00:04:01Expires 12.15.
00:04:02No, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately.
00:04:03We're here for two weeks.
00:04:04No, I'm working here.
00:04:05Yes, I'll hold.
00:04:07Yes, I'll hold.
00:04:13We love how they ask.
00:04:14As if I have a choice.
00:04:15Do you know what I'm going to try to do while I'm here?
00:04:17Besides to learn Italian?
00:04:18I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous.
00:04:20You don't at all.
00:04:21I'd like that one while I'm trying to be here.
00:04:23Do you know what I'm trying to do while I'm here?
00:04:25Besides to learn Italian?
00:04:26I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous.
00:04:28I don't at all.
00:04:29I'd like to see which one we have.
00:04:33And I'm just trying to see which one is,
00:04:35and I'm looking for minutes.
00:04:36I admire you, I just think it's too late for me.
00:04:40That's not true.
00:04:42You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
00:04:45And besides, what's the point?
00:04:47The whole bloody world speaks English.
00:04:49Well, I am going to finally transcribe the tapes.
00:04:55Yes.
00:04:57All right.
00:04:59Okay.
00:05:02Well, if you can see it through to the end,
00:05:05I think that's wonderful.
00:05:07What does that mean?
00:05:09Nothing.
00:05:11Nothing?
00:05:13I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen.
00:05:15I always have, you know that?
00:05:21You shouldn't sound very supportive.
00:05:25You have my support.
00:05:27I'm sorry if that came out wrong.
00:05:31I just know how emotional listening to them can be,
00:05:34has been for you.
00:05:36I think enough time has passed.
00:05:38Well, that's great.
00:05:40I don't know.
00:05:41I don't know.
00:05:42I don't know.
00:05:43I don't know.
00:05:44I don't know.
00:05:45I don't know.
00:05:46I don't know.
00:05:47Why do you think he killed himself?
00:05:48Um...
00:05:49What do you think?
00:05:50Why do you think he killed himself?
00:05:52He...
00:05:54David Foster Wallace.
00:06:03Why do you think he killed himself?
00:06:08Who?
00:06:11David Foster Wallace.
00:06:13I don't know.
00:06:17You can't get a sense by his writing?
00:06:20You have to read it when I'm done, though.
00:06:22Do you think he recognised a blank infinity just stretching out?
00:06:32He got to this point, maybe, where it was just day after day after day.
00:06:38I really don't know. Do you know?
00:06:41Just so tedious.
00:06:43And then, of course, he felt guilty.
00:06:46Most people think life is too short, and there he was, all the talent in the world, and it wasn't enough.
00:06:50Jane, can I, can we not talk about this?
00:06:54Just, just, just a bit more than...
00:07:13Love you.
00:07:15Love you, too.
00:07:20Love you, too.
00:07:36Do you feel alright?
00:07:38You feel okay?
00:07:40Yeah.
00:07:42You sure?
00:07:46Mm-hmm.
00:09:21We get boring all alone.
00:09:23I think someone should be here in case the card is delivered.
00:09:27True.
00:09:31Then I think I might go out, see what the world has to offer.
00:09:35If you do, leave me a message, okay?
00:09:39So I can worry about you.
00:09:43Okay.
00:09:45I've left you some money here.
00:09:53I'll see you later.
00:09:55Have a good day.
00:09:57I'll see you later.
00:10:07I'll see you later.
00:10:17I'll see you later.
00:10:20Testing, testing.
00:10:21Testing.
00:10:22Okay.
00:10:23Do you have any stories for my book?
00:10:27What kind of stories?
00:10:29Stories are you prepared?
00:10:31Before I can ask them the list of stories that dad told me about?
00:10:33Go ahead and ask from your father's list.
00:10:35God rest his soul.
00:10:37Let's start with the war.
00:10:39We went into an air raid shelter.
00:10:41My mother, your great-grandmother, she was shaking.
00:10:45Sirens wailed and...
00:10:47And then there was the sound of a bomb.
00:10:49And the man next to us, he said,
00:10:52I was in a shelter last night with my wife and my little boy.
00:10:55And half of it got blown away.
00:10:58There was blood in his hair.
00:11:01He was all alone.
00:11:02That nearly finished my mother, you know.
00:11:07Here we were in this tiny town in England,
00:11:09miles from Germany, from Russia, from Italy, from any front lines.
00:11:14And this man, he had blood in his hair.
00:11:20Here we are.
00:11:21Good night.
00:11:24Good night, cappuccino, but for?
00:11:26Good night, today.
00:11:44Good night today.
00:11:45Glory is done with you.
00:11:47Good day.
00:11:48Good night.
00:11:49Here we are.
00:11:50We were riding our bikes to school when the Germans started firing at us.
00:12:01We jumped into a hedge.
00:12:04We were terrified, but afterwards we couldn't stop laughing.
00:12:09It feels now as if I'm the only one who remembers that.
00:12:13It's as vivid to me as if it happened yesterday.
00:12:18Oh, hi, Leonard.
00:12:20It's Jane.
00:12:21I decided to take an impromptu trip to Iskia, or, um, Iskia, as they pronounce it.
00:12:28See, I'm learning a little bit.
00:12:30Um, anyway, I'll be home later.
00:12:33I hope you have a good day. Bye.
00:12:36Those friends are all dead now.
00:12:39There's no one left.
00:12:41That's one of my regrets, you know.
00:12:44Sometimes I think I should have had more children, not just your father.
00:12:48You're all alone now that your parents are gone.
00:12:54No brothers, no sisters.
00:12:59I'm upsetting you.
00:13:01Let's talk about something else.
00:13:04You want to ask me more boring questions about the war?
00:13:06All right, then.
00:13:10Uh, scusi.
00:13:12Scusi.
00:13:13Um, the castle?
00:13:15Castle?
00:13:16Parlato anglese?
00:13:18No, no, no.
00:13:19No?
00:13:19No.
00:13:20Um, castello oregonese?
00:13:23Ah, andare.
00:13:25Andare?
00:13:26Andare?
00:13:26Ah, grazie.
00:13:28They'd been shot through the neck.
00:13:32The bullet went in one side and came out the other.
00:13:36And there were all these bomb holes filled with water,
00:13:39and he couldn't tell which was the German side and which was the allied side.
00:13:43When he came home after something like that,
00:13:46you couldn't really complain to him about anything, now could you?
00:13:50I'm actually going there now, to the castle.
00:13:53You speak English now?
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Why, do you think I was Italian?
00:13:56Yeah.
00:13:57Yes!
00:13:57That's great.
00:13:58That's cool.
00:13:59Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:01Where are you from?
00:14:03London.
00:14:04No, in America.
00:14:05Come on.
00:14:05Maine.
00:14:06No, shit.
00:14:07I'm from Massachusetts.
00:14:08That's crazy.
00:14:09That's weird.
00:14:10Right?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12Vacation?
00:14:13No.
00:14:13Are you?
00:14:14What?
00:14:15Are you here on vacation?
00:14:16Oh.
00:14:20Sorry.
00:14:20I thought you were saying you were on vacation.
00:14:22Me?
00:14:23No.
00:14:25So, come on.
00:14:27My husband is working in Naples.
00:14:30What does he do?
00:14:32He is playing in a concert at the end of the night.
00:14:35Cool.
00:14:36What does he play?
00:14:37Viola.
00:14:39Mm-mm-mm.
00:14:39The viola.
00:14:42Any good?
00:14:44Yes.
00:14:45Very.
00:14:45How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
00:14:53You put it in a viola case.
00:14:55Right?
00:14:58That's not funny.
00:14:59What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
00:15:02A coffin has a dead person on the inside.
00:15:05Because viola players are dead?
00:15:07No?
00:15:07Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
00:15:12Because even though you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
00:15:18I can't help it.
00:15:19I've got this weird autistic mind for jokes, and I went to this music-slash-nerd summer camp
00:15:23when I was like 10, and I played the triangle.
00:15:25Right.
00:15:26And I'm an only child, so, you know, understand.
00:15:31You look too young to be married.
00:15:33You newlywed?
00:15:34No.
00:15:36No.
00:15:46That's it.
00:15:47Stop making me feel like a stalker.
00:15:49Fuck.
00:15:49Stop making me feel like a stalker.
00:15:50Fuck.
00:15:51Yes, you're right.
00:15:52Oh, hey, have you got 50 cents?
00:16:06If you can catch it.
00:16:10Grazie.
00:16:11Grazie.
00:16:22What brought you out of here today?
00:16:36Fairy.
00:16:36Ha!
00:16:37Fairy.
00:16:39I like it.
00:16:41They have this device down in the basement.
00:16:43It's like a torture cage.
00:16:44They lock you in there until you turn a bones.
00:16:48But can you imagine dying by just sitting there?
00:16:51That would suck.
00:16:58In, like, the 1300s, thousands of families lived in this castle.
00:17:03It doesn't smell pretty bad.
00:17:05All those people crammed onto this rock.
00:17:10Wow.
00:17:11I know.
00:17:13I've been coming here every day, and it still gets me.
00:17:17If only we could kill off all the tourists.
00:17:20You're a tourist.
00:17:22No, I'm not.
00:17:24I came out here a few months ago with this volunteer organization dedicated to studying the relic populations of dolphins and whales in the Gulf of Naples.
00:17:35I can't tell if you're joking.
00:17:36I'm dead fucking serious.
00:17:38No, I just didn't want to go to college, and they paid for me to come over.
00:17:43Four connecting flights was a 72-hour plane ride, but, you know, it was worth it.
00:17:47My first time out of the U.S.
00:17:49How old are you?
00:17:49I'm 19.
00:17:50It's my birthday today.
00:17:52Is it really?
00:17:53Uh-huh.
00:17:54Happy birthday.
00:17:55Thank you very much.
00:17:56Yeah, so I left the program after, like, a month.
00:17:59Fuck the relic dolphins!
00:18:01I stayed on the island because I have this awesome living situation.
00:18:06I'll tell you the short version.
00:18:06Basically, I used to have ancestors in Ischia, so when I come over, I Facebook this second cousin twice removed.
00:18:12The second cousin twice removed, in case you didn't know, is when one person's great-grandparent is another person's great-great-great-grandparent.
00:18:18I'd love to hear the long version.
00:18:20Sorry.
00:18:20Anyway, so this relative gave me the name of this great uncle who lives on the island, so I show up.
00:18:26He answers the door, and he's, like, the oldest fucker I've ever seen, easily pushing a hundred.
00:18:32A hundred?
00:18:33Yeah, if not older.
00:18:34He's, like, deaf and blind and about four feet tall.
00:18:37He mumbles a couple of things to me in some crazy dialect, ushers me inside, pours me a glass of wine, and leads me to this basement apartment.
00:18:44And, uh, yeah, I never left.
00:18:46And, uh, yeah, I never left.
00:19:14Love teaches me to feed on flames and tears.
00:19:41To turn withered hope green through desire.
00:19:49To re-enslave my heart each time love frees his noble face from that heavy disdain.
00:19:57Who is that?
00:19:59Vittoria Colonna.
00:20:01Ah, the woman who lived here.
00:20:05You read that in your guidebook this morning, didn't you, Jane?
00:20:09Sneaky.
00:20:09Yeah, I've decided to learn Italian by committing to memory all the sonnets she wrote to Michelangelo in English and Italian.
00:20:18I thought Michelangelo was gay.
00:20:19Ah, according to history and the muscular thighs of his sculptures, yes.
00:20:25But that didn't stop her from loving him.
00:20:29Let's hear it, then.
00:20:31In Italian.
00:20:33Let's hear the poem.
00:20:35Come on.
00:20:36Di lacrime avid faco, nutria l'alma.
00:20:44Con secca speme rimbedia la voglia.
00:20:50Lega di nuovo il cuor quando discioglia.
00:20:55Segna maggiore la vista a tierra ed alma.
00:20:59I'm impressed.
00:21:07Are you hungry?
00:21:09Why, you gonna take me out?
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:18Alright then.
00:21:19Okay.
00:21:24Two pastas with the house sauce, please.
00:21:27Red.
00:21:28Red.
00:21:29Red.
00:21:30Uh-huh.
00:21:32Grazia.
00:21:33So you're really not gonna tell me what you do?
00:21:40I write freelance articles about parties and fashion trends in town and country UK.
00:21:46There's something else.
00:21:49I'm writing a book about my grandmother's experiences in rural England living through two world wars.
00:22:00I recorded her for hours and hours.
00:22:03But now...
00:22:04I don't know.
00:22:05What don't you know?
00:22:06You wanna listen?
00:22:07A little?
00:22:08Yeah.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Yeah.
00:22:13No, I love to listen.
00:22:14All tangled up.
00:22:15Hold on.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:17Awful as it was, it made you stronger.
00:22:18These days people whine about all sorts of things.
00:22:19And...
00:22:20And...
00:22:21And...
00:22:22I'm not one of those old people who think my time has a good job.
00:22:23And...
00:22:24I'm not one of those old people who think my time has a good job.
00:22:25had the only joy and the only problems.
00:22:32Well, it's tangled up.
00:22:35Don't laugh.
00:22:36Okay.
00:23:02We helped each other during that time.
00:23:05We had to laugh.
00:23:06We had to smile.
00:23:08Well, if not for ourselves, then for the people we'd lost.
00:23:12I shut that thing off.
00:23:13Would you get it out of my face?
00:23:18That is like a window in time.
00:23:22The sort of thing which you always did before someone died, you know?
00:23:27My husband thinks I'm never going to finish it.
00:23:29I shouldn't care what anyone thinks.
00:23:32We met while I was recording her.
00:23:35Bonding over Granny, huh?
00:23:38Make it sound perverse.
00:23:40That's what it was, right?
00:23:43Buongiorno.
00:23:43Buongiorno.
00:23:44Signori.
00:23:53I got pregnant, so we got married.
00:23:59I lost the baby.
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:14Excuse me.
00:24:15It was your regret.
00:24:17Yes, thank you.
00:24:19You can take it away.
00:24:20Yes, thank you.
00:24:29I didn't go back after that to the States.
00:24:37Did you, uh, did you ever hear that story about the Red Strain?
00:24:43I think I might have.
00:24:44Tell me.
00:24:45It's like this Asian proverb says that anyone you're destined to meet, like your soulmate
00:24:56or your family or, you know, someone you bump into on the street, we're all connected
00:25:04by this red string.
00:25:05It can be tangled or stretched, but it can never be broken.
00:25:17There's this moment in the tape.
00:25:21I'm sitting, waiting in the airport bar for my flight.
00:25:24And I'm talking into the recorder, rambling on about how I'm about to embark on this amazing
00:25:32adventure and how I'm going to show World War II from a totally different perspective.
00:25:38But.
00:25:38I don't know if it's that interesting.
00:25:50That's the whole point, isn't it?
00:25:53Keeping it interesting for yourself.
00:25:57Maybe.
00:26:00Maybe I just want to write about nothing.
00:26:03Everything is nothing.
00:26:06All the best.
00:26:07Make a wish.
00:26:10Make a wish.
00:26:16Make it great.
00:26:21Okay.
00:26:25Bravo.
00:26:26Bravo.
00:26:27Bravo.
00:26:27Hey.
00:26:37What do you mean I'm going to go?
00:26:38What?
00:26:38Grab my hand.
00:26:39Wait, go, go, go.
00:26:40Oh my God.
00:26:41Oh my gosh.
00:26:42Oh my gosh.
00:26:43Oh my gosh.
00:26:44Oh no.
00:26:45What?
00:26:46What do you mean?
00:26:47Stronzo.
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Hey.
00:26:50Hey.
00:26:51Hey.
00:26:52What?
00:26:53It's the carabinerary.
00:26:54Hey.
00:26:55Hey.
00:26:56Hey.
00:26:57Hey.
00:26:58Hey.
00:26:59Hey.
00:27:00Hey.
00:27:01Hey.
00:27:02Hey.
00:27:05We can go back.
00:27:06If we go back, we need a reason.
00:27:09What?
00:27:09Hey.
00:27:10Hey.
00:27:10Hey.
00:27:11Hey.
00:27:11Hey.
00:27:13Sorry.
00:27:14Oh God.
00:27:25Hey.
00:27:26Hey.
00:27:27It'd make you feel better if I said I said the whole thing up.
00:27:30Yes, it's true.
00:27:33Yes, it's true.
00:27:35I made the check when I went to the bathroom.
00:27:40You're horrible.
00:27:42You're horrible.
00:27:44You're horrible.
00:27:45Come on, let's go.
00:27:46Come on.
00:27:48Quick.
00:27:49Let's go.
00:27:51Why are we still running?
00:27:52I don't know why we're still running.
00:27:57Oh my gosh.
00:28:12It went up my nose.
00:28:19We come back?
00:28:23Maybe.
00:28:23Okay, maybe it's not a no.
00:28:29And since I don't have a phone, you're going to have to give me your number.
00:28:34For cheap thrills and future crimes committed.
00:28:37No.
00:28:40Fair enough.
00:28:41I've got to go catch a fairy.
00:28:57Hey.
00:28:58Why do violists keep their viola cases on their dashboards?
00:29:09Why?
00:29:22So they can park in handicapped spots.
00:29:29Oh.
00:29:32Happy birthday.
00:29:35I'm going to have to go.
00:30:29You're awake.
00:30:51Yeah, there's so much of this stuff to get through.
00:30:55Nice.
00:31:25Bicycle seat.
00:31:27They stay with me too.
00:31:32Jane.
00:31:33Jane.
00:31:34Janey.
00:31:35Got some pastries.
00:31:39Still asleep?
00:31:40Jane.
00:31:41Janey.
00:31:42Janey.
00:31:43Got some pastries.
00:31:48Still asleep?
00:31:50Jane.
00:31:51Janey.
00:31:52Janey.
00:31:53Janey.
00:31:54Janey.
00:31:55Janey.
00:31:56Janey.
00:31:57Janey.
00:31:58Janey.
00:31:59Janey.
00:32:00Janey.
00:32:01Janey.
00:32:02Janey.
00:32:03Janey.
00:32:04Janey.
00:32:05Janey.
00:32:06Janey.
00:32:07Janey.
00:32:08Janey.
00:32:09Janey.
00:32:10Janey.
00:32:11Janey.
00:32:13Janey.
00:32:16Janey.
00:32:17Janey.
00:32:18Janey.
00:32:19My friends had lots of American boyfriends, and they used to bring us nylon stockings and chocolates and all sorts of things.
00:32:27And we used to go to London, and we saw Glenn Miller one time.
00:32:33We used to go all over the place.
00:32:36They were wonderful times.
00:32:39I never had an American boyfriend.
00:32:42I liked some of them.
00:32:43They were nice boys, but I didn't want to leave my mom and dad.
00:32:52I wish I had sometimes.
00:32:54You know when you were 19 and the world just felt so open and carefree and full of possibility?
00:33:01You reminded me of that.
00:33:04At that time.
00:33:06You were 19 when we met?
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:08I wouldn't have described you as carefree back then. Not at all.
00:33:11Well, I felt nostalgia.
00:33:14Or something. For youth.
00:33:16You're not old, Jane.
00:33:18We ran out on the bill.
00:33:21You just ran out? What do you mean you ran out on the bill?
00:33:24Perhaps I'm not explaining it well. It was...
00:33:26It was fun.
00:33:29It was just fun.
00:33:30How was work?
00:33:43The conductor's actually a descendant of Walter Lake, which is fascinating.
00:33:48The three of us should plan a dinner before we leave.
00:33:51I'd like that.
00:33:56Jane?
00:33:56Oh, my God.
00:34:00This is Caleb.
00:34:03Hi.
00:34:04No, no, we were just talking about you.
00:34:05We were?
00:34:06That's so weird.
00:34:07Sit, please.
00:34:08Sit down.
00:34:09Join us.
00:34:10What?
00:34:11Oh.
00:34:13You're the chancellor of that.
00:34:14I know, right?
00:34:19I'm obviously going to get back pretty soon.
00:34:21That's okay.
00:34:22I already ate, so I'll just grab a coffee or something.
00:34:34Grab the check, please.
00:34:37In a cafe, put the play?
00:34:43Oh, no, thank you.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:47Jane?
00:34:48You don't smoke.
00:34:50Yes, I do.
00:34:53Sometimes, at parties.
00:34:56You didn't know that.
00:34:58Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:35:02Okay?
00:35:02Grazie.
00:35:05Grazie.
00:35:08Italian food's so overrated.
00:35:10I love it.
00:35:12There's no variety.
00:35:14English food, on the other hand.
00:35:16Say what you like about it.
00:35:18There's nothing like a good steak and kidney pie.
00:35:20I went to this party the other day in this villa owned by this old, drunk ex-pat.
00:35:27They had, like, a private chef and everything.
00:35:30And they were serving this, like, loaf of meat covered in sauce with all these other loaves.
00:35:36And this girl came over to me and said it was cat.
00:35:38No.
00:35:39No joke.
00:35:40Like, a roasted mommy cat and her kittens.
00:35:44That is disgusting.
00:35:46True story.
00:35:47Why don't you tell Leonard one of your viola jokes?
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59I'm selling my ant.
00:36:02Come on.
00:36:03Let's hear one.
00:36:04I have one.
00:36:12What is the definition of perfect pitch?
00:36:17What?
00:36:20When you throw a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
00:36:26You didn't just make that up.
00:36:27I did.
00:36:28It's too good.
00:36:28I did.
00:36:29Well, I'm impressed and I'm stealing it.
00:36:30You can pretty much make that joke about any instrument.
00:36:38Did you play anything, Caleb?
00:36:40This and that, you know.
00:36:44Shall we?
00:36:46What, time to go?
00:36:47Already?
00:36:49Yeah, I'm going to get back to work.
00:37:00So what's next on your agenda, Caleb?
00:37:04I'm thinking Tibet.
00:37:06Oh, Tibet.
00:37:07Really?
00:37:07Yeah, there's this thing called the Shantan Festival at the end of the summer.
00:37:10Yeah, I've heard about that.
00:37:11That's where the Buddhist monks unroll all the tapestries on the hill, right?
00:37:16The monks, the monks, the monks.
00:37:17So pretty.
00:37:20How do you support yourself?
00:37:21You know, a bit of this, a bit of that.
00:37:23Oh, all right then.
00:37:30I'll walk you.
00:37:32Does anybody have a pen?
00:37:33You got a pen?
00:37:34Yeah, I have a pen.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:49I have a piece of paper.
00:37:50You guys should definitely come over to the island.
00:37:52I'll take you somewhere fun, you know.
00:37:55Don't knock on the front door.
00:37:56Come around the side.
00:37:57I need Regina.
00:38:00There you go.
00:38:06And thanks again for yesterday.
00:38:08No problem.
00:38:11Okay.
00:38:13Ciao.
00:38:21How stoned are you?
00:38:22Come on, man.
00:38:23We should tell him a pub.
00:38:24It's not a big deal.
00:38:27So you're saying you smoke back at her?
00:38:31Occasionally.
00:38:32Hey, can we do something fun tonight?
00:38:35Sure.
00:38:38I'm fine from here.
00:38:41Okay.
00:38:41See you after work.
00:38:42Yep.
00:38:43I'll be waiting.
00:38:43I'll be waiting.
00:38:43I'll be waiting.
00:38:43I'll be waiting.
00:38:44I'll be waiting.
00:38:45I'll be waiting.
00:38:46I'll be waiting.
00:38:51Oh, my God, you're scaring me.
00:39:16Are you following me?
00:39:18Maybe.
00:39:19Is that weird?
00:39:21Yeah.
00:39:22I couldn't sleep last night.
00:39:35You told me you were staying near the port, so I got the first ferry this morning.
00:39:41I came looking for you, and I can't believe I found you.
00:39:49Did you knock the snow?
00:39:55I can't believe you were staying near the port.
00:39:59I couldn't believe it.
00:40:01I didn't know the ship would go up in the port.
00:40:04What are we doing?
00:40:30I think we're making it out.
00:40:31It's so sexy and beautiful.
00:40:36I think we're making it out.
00:40:43I can't do this.
00:40:55I can't do this.
00:41:07What?
00:41:08What?
00:41:09Do you seduce women?
00:41:10Is this what you do?
00:41:11You need to be less serious.
00:41:18Don't follow me.
00:41:19You need to be less serious.
00:41:25Don't follow me.
00:41:27Do you seduce women?
00:41:28Is this what you do?
00:41:29You need to be less serious.
00:41:34Don't follow me.
00:41:35Don't follow me.
00:41:39Don't follow me.
00:41:41Don't follow me.
00:41:44See you soon.
00:41:48Don't follow me.
00:42:51My mother hated moustaches.
00:42:56And he was shipped off.
00:42:58I never saw him again.
00:43:04Anyways, I met your grandfather not long after, and we got married.
00:43:09Was it love at first sight with Grandpa?
00:43:12Love at first sight?
00:43:14Stop that thing.
00:43:15I know.
00:43:19You're home early.
00:43:27I do deserve that.
00:43:29Can I just move for your husband?
00:43:36Jenny, I'm sorry.
00:43:37Just give me a minute.
00:43:38I have a hell of a rest of my bed.
00:43:40I've got so much stuff to do.
00:43:44Sorry, darling.
00:43:46Hey, do you still want to do something fun tonight?
00:43:49Yeah, absolutely.
00:43:50I've got some dinner.
00:43:51I thought we'd just stay in here.
00:43:53The two of us.
00:43:53I've just got to work this thing out for tomorrow.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58I'm sorry.
00:44:51Leonard, can we talk?
00:45:21Say cheese.
00:45:29You should kind of be in the middle of mine.
00:45:36Hold on a second.
00:45:46That's what our living room is missing.
00:46:00What did you do?
00:46:08Put my hand over my mouth.
00:46:10You did?
00:46:11What did you do?
00:46:12Just wave.
00:46:14What did you do?
00:46:26What did you do?
00:46:28What did you do?
00:46:44What did you do?
00:46:48What did you do?
00:47:02What did you do?
00:47:16What did you do?
00:47:20What did you do?
00:47:32What did you do?
00:47:38Oh, my God.
00:48:38Oh, hi.
00:49:01Did I wake you?
00:49:03No.
00:49:06I think I need to be less serious.
00:49:08Yeah, I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:38I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:47I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:55I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:04I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:12I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:21I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:29I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:38I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:46I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:55I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:03I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:11I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:20I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:28I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:37I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:45I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:54I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:02I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:09I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:11I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:41I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:48Leonard thought you were lying about those cats.
00:52:51He said that?
00:52:53Were you?
00:52:57You're delicious.
00:53:11You make me feel nervous.
00:53:19You make me feel calm.
00:53:24I'm going to put my pants on.
00:53:36I'm going to put my pants on.
00:53:41I'm going to put my pants on.
00:53:49I'm going to put my pants on.
00:53:53I'm going to put my pants on.
00:54:12I'm going to put my pants on.
00:54:13I'm going to put my pants on.
00:54:14I'm going to put my pants on.
00:54:15I'm going to put my pants on.
00:54:16I just shuffled around all night.
00:54:17Must be lonely.
00:54:18I'm going to put my pants on.
00:54:20I'm going to put my pants on.
00:54:24I'm going to put my pants on.
00:55:26Again and again and again
00:55:30Again and again and again
00:55:34Once I was single, my pocket is itching
00:55:39Girl, I wish I was single again
00:55:43Again and again and again
00:55:47Again and again and again
00:55:51Once I was single, my pocket is itching
00:55:56Girl, I wish I was single again
00:56:00I didn't sleep at all last night. Where have you been?
00:56:15I was walking
00:56:17All night
00:56:19I've been thinking
00:56:21You left your phone here. I had to plug it in
00:56:24We need to talk, Leonard
00:56:27I have to go to work
00:56:33Can you be late?
00:56:34No, I can't be late
00:56:38Leonard
00:56:39Jay, whatever you have to say to me
00:56:41I want to hear it
00:56:42I've committed myself
00:56:43People are depending on me
00:56:45I have to go to work
00:56:47I have to go to work
00:56:48Okay
00:56:52Okay
00:56:53To work
00:56:54I see company
00:56:55Yes
00:56:58Yay
00:56:59I see
00:57:00I see
00:57:01I know
00:57:02You can't go to work
00:57:16if it wasn't the war it would have been something else
00:57:29there's always something else isn't there that's the thing that's the thing about struggle
00:57:46I'm gonna make some tea do you want some right you go out like that again just tell me I worry okay
00:58:06I can't seem to figure out what's going on in your head
00:58:11do you think everything we've been through actually does us any good in the long run
00:58:31do we just make out struggle to be something meaningful because that's all most of us have
00:58:40I'll tell you next time we come to Italy to get a proper kitchen
00:58:56I don't know what you want me to say Jane
00:59:07one little thing had changed in my grandmother's life I might not be here
00:59:32sometimes I worry I'm not honoring her
00:59:42the book
00:59:45no with my life
00:59:50this is it you know
00:59:56it ends with me
00:59:59in the harvest time we all went to the field where they were cutting the corn
01:00:08everyone was chasing rabbits and then we had our tea in the harvest fields
01:00:16the horses
01:00:21the horses back then they were kept beautifully
01:00:30dad used to dress them all up brass things and little horseshoes
01:00:37he put braids on them
01:00:40they used to be gorgeous
01:00:42what are your plans for tomorrow
01:00:44there was one
01:00:47Duke
01:00:48he was a Clydesdale I used to ride down to the marshes
01:00:52every night when he finished working
01:00:55they were lovely days really
01:01:02they're gone for me
01:01:10Jane
01:01:11but not for you
01:01:14Jane
01:01:15you know it's different for you
01:01:18in some ways it's easier
01:01:19you haven't got the war
01:01:21people don't die as much as they did back then
01:01:24in some ways
01:01:26it's more disjointed
01:01:27you've got to make your own life
01:01:32one that you love
01:01:34and you can't be afraid of the
01:01:36time
01:01:38time is shiftable
01:01:41there are moments in my life that I would trade 60 years to have back again
01:01:55that's the truth
01:01:57you'll know the truth when you find it
01:02:00it'll come to you like something you've known before rather than
01:02:04something you're learning for the first time
01:02:06what is it
01:02:14are you all right
01:02:20are you okay
01:02:23yeah I stung my toe
01:02:25it's bleeding
01:02:27it's fine
01:02:29it's fine
01:02:31you losing it
01:02:34yes
01:02:35fuck
01:02:37I met these backpackers last night
01:02:49Frank and Elsa
01:02:50she's French
01:02:51he's German
01:02:51they're going to Tibet
01:02:54and I'm going with them
01:02:56I want you to come with me
01:03:06it's fine
01:03:19yeah
01:03:29yeah
01:03:30yeah
01:03:35Oh, my God.
01:04:05Hi. Hi. How are you? Long day.
01:04:14God, when are they not? I don't think I'd jump to doing another stint like this.
01:04:24How's the writing going? I'm feeling inspired.
01:04:28It's fantastic. I think I've figured out the key to finishing the project.
01:04:38Are you listening?
01:04:43You found the key to finishing this project?
01:04:55Well, the water here tastes so funny.
01:05:01Have you ever cheated on me?
01:05:04Oh, Jane.
01:05:05Have you?
01:05:06Can we not?
01:05:08Have you?
01:05:15Absolutely not.
01:05:16Why did you take such a long time to answer that?
01:05:19Because I'm sick.
01:05:22Of what, Leonard? Of it being so hard?
01:05:24Yes.
01:05:25Tedious?
01:05:34I hate talking about sex with you.
01:05:37Is that what we're talking about?
01:05:38Normal people talk about sex, Leonard.
01:05:41And we don't?
01:05:42There's just huge, vacant lots that we don't discuss.
01:05:49Like what?
01:05:51Is there anything you want to ask me?
01:05:53Why? Is there anything you want to tell me?
01:05:55I just want to connect.
01:05:59So you don't feel that we're connected?
01:06:01Do you?
01:06:02I love you.
01:06:13I get it, Leonard.
01:06:15I get it.
01:06:17It's always been this big, serious, grave thing for us.
01:06:20Sex has consequences.
01:06:21Life and death.
01:06:22Mostly death.
01:06:23Jane, please.
01:06:24Let me guess.
01:06:25You don't want to talk about it?
01:06:26No.
01:06:27That's not what I'm saying.
01:06:28You're just...
01:06:29Do you want to have children, Leonard?
01:06:30Of course I did.
01:06:31Not did.
01:06:32Do you want to have children?
01:06:35So did you.
01:06:37But...
01:06:40Say it.
01:06:42Jane.
01:06:43Say it.
01:06:45I can't have children, Leonard.
01:06:49I never will.
01:06:51And if we keep trying, they keep dying.
01:06:53Please, Jane.
01:06:54Again and again and again.
01:06:55Please.
01:06:58How does that make you feel?
01:07:01How does it make you feel, Leonard?
01:07:02How does it make you feel?
01:07:03You will never be a father.
01:07:04We can adopt.
01:07:05That's not what you want.
01:07:06Is it?
01:07:07Is that what you want?
01:07:08Hmm?
01:07:09Because I think about it all the time.
01:07:10That the one thing you always wanted, I will never be able to give you.
01:07:17What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:18I just want to know that there's a reason for it all.
01:07:20What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:21I just want to know that there's a reason for it all.
01:07:22What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:23I just want to know that there's a reason for it all.
01:07:28What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:29What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:30I just want to know that there's a reason for it all.
01:07:35You're not curious about me, Leonard.
01:07:36Not really.
01:07:37What do you want me to know?
01:07:38You shouldn't have to ask.
01:07:39I feel as if you want me to be someone I'm not.
01:07:40What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:41What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:42What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:43I just want to know that there's a reason for it all.
01:07:56You're not curious about me, Leonard.
01:07:59Not really.
01:08:00What do you want me to know?
01:08:02You shouldn't have to ask.
01:08:04I feel as if you want me to be someone I'm not.
01:08:09Someone that I've never been.
01:08:14I'm leaving you.
01:08:17I've been seeing someone else.
01:08:24See you.
01:08:26Caleb.
01:08:28That kid?
01:08:29Yes.
01:08:31That kid?
01:08:32That child?
01:08:33That kid you've known for two days?
01:08:34It's been longer than that.
01:08:35Please tell me you're joking.
01:08:37Time is shiftable.
01:08:39I don't get it.
01:08:40Leonard.
01:08:41I don't get it.
01:08:42He's asked me to travel with him.
01:08:44Are you sleeping with him?
01:08:48What do you think?
01:08:56I kept waiting for you to see it, to smell it, to sense it!
01:08:59So what?
01:09:00I failed your test?
01:09:01You don't see me!
01:09:23I'm sorry.
01:09:24For what?
01:09:27I'm sorry.
01:09:28For what?
01:09:29I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:30No.
01:09:31Losing my temper.
01:09:32I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:33You had every right to lose your temper!
01:09:34No, no, no, no.
01:09:35If you think that this is what's going to make you feel better, then you should go.
01:09:38You should go with him.
01:09:40You've been through a terrible, terrible thing, Jane.
01:09:43No.
01:09:44That is not what this is about.
01:09:45Of course it is.
01:09:46You don't love me anymore, Leonard.
01:09:48You don't love me!
01:09:49That's rubbish.
01:09:52This is your ticket.
01:09:54The day after my performance, meet me at the train station.
01:10:00Our train is at 4.30.
01:10:03We'll go home together.
01:10:07I want you to do what you need to do.
01:10:09And then come back to me.
01:10:17No questions asked.
01:10:18No guilt.
01:10:22This is good.
01:10:39You have no doubt
01:10:40What's bad.
01:10:44That is our situation.
01:10:54Joe Rogan is very excited.
01:10:57Is there anyone else who lives with interest?
01:11:00I want you to lose the fear of Piercia.
01:11:02There was no doubt.
01:11:04The fear ofbernation and selfless Diese bookie are all about mascots.
01:11:06ORGAN PLAYS
01:11:36Hi
01:11:46Hi
01:11:49You want some?
01:12:02Oh, thanks
01:12:03You want some?
01:12:33Frank and Elsa
01:12:45Coming over in a couple hours
01:12:48Frank bought a car
01:12:50So we're gonna
01:12:51Head out in a couple weeks
01:12:54Or so, you know
01:12:55We're thinking about
01:13:01Driving through Romania
01:13:05And then Ukraine
01:13:08And down through Russia
01:13:09And through Kazakhstan
01:13:10And then straight to Tibet
01:13:13And then upstairs
01:13:25And then back in a couple weeks
01:13:30And then back in a couple weeks
01:13:33And then back in a couple weeks
01:13:35We've all got to know
01:13:37PIANO PLAYS
01:14:07Ciao, buona fortuna
01:14:10Ciao
01:14:37Jase!
01:14:54You've got to come over to this side.
01:15:00The train's going to be here in a minute.
01:15:01It's four in the morning, the end of December.
01:15:31I'm riding you now just to see if you're there.
01:15:38New York is cold, but I like where I'm living.
01:15:44There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening.
01:15:49I hear that you're building your house deep in the desert.
01:16:01Are you living for nothing now?
01:16:07Hope you're keeping some kind of record.
01:16:11Yes
01:16:13And Jane came by with a lock of your hair
01:16:21She said that you gave it to her
01:16:27That night when you planned to go clear
01:16:33I wouldn't want to live to be 100.
01:16:36Why not?
01:16:37I'm not telling you why not.
01:16:39Did you ever go clear?
01:16:43Now shut that thing off.
01:16:44Are the last...
01:16:45Are the last...
01:16:45You know...
01:16:48You know..
01:16:50That you are.
01:16:53June
01:16:55Here it's gonna be over and over

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