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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um.
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it,
00:03:46I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:29Please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here
00:07:04until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is a sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:59You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17I don't want to see you as a girl.
00:08:18I don't need you.
00:08:19I don't want to see you as a girl.
00:08:20I don't want to see you as a girl.
00:08:21Whoa! Who's this, bub grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa? He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:39Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life?
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. Couldn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:36Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:05Sorry, ladies.
00:10:07I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:18He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks!
00:10:53You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:23Oh, this is gold.
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:44I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:01What the hell?
00:12:16Attention, everybody!
00:12:23Hello!
00:12:23You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:37Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:47Oh, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:57Please, give it back!
00:13:01Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:09And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:32Let's go right down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:57Fuck this.
00:14:02Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser, Fred?
00:14:26You were supposed to get rid of them!
00:14:36Come to her party now.
00:14:38You take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Chris, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59One last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:22Harper literally just girl.
00:15:23I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:40She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:01You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:10I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:16if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:35Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:37You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:55God.
00:17:56What?
00:18:03What?
00:18:09What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:21He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:22You know, if you weren't played,
00:18:32you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to...
00:18:38I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:45into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:46I was doing you a favor
00:18:50and helping you move out
00:18:51because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:12You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:21Are you ready to listen?
00:19:23Like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:33There was a lot
00:19:34scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:37You just haven't been out in the real world
00:19:39long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you
00:19:42that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:44you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy
00:19:54you want to piss off.
00:20:01Rule number three.
00:20:02Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:24So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:26My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:33Here in
00:20:34the regular
00:20:35no-violent
00:20:36non-mafia America
00:20:37we have
00:20:38this thing called
00:20:39privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:53Ah!
00:20:56How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her
00:21:24and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back
00:21:27from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris,
00:21:30is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust
00:21:37to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse
00:21:46when I find you.
00:21:46Give me some time
00:21:55Stay with my drive
00:21:57Back with my heart
00:21:59You're the only one you saw
00:22:03It's like a while
00:22:05Back with my heart
00:22:07You're a fucking strip club, Harper?
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you
00:22:26out of trouble
00:22:27when you're at a goddamn strip.
00:22:28Oh, excuse me
00:22:42We're filming
00:22:43Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff
00:22:47Now beat it, Grandpa
00:22:48Go find a room somewhere else
00:22:50I'm looking for Harper Reeves
00:22:52It says her location's here
00:22:54So step aside
00:22:55before I make you
00:22:57Nope
00:22:58Harper's my best friend
00:23:00And she didn't mention
00:23:01some old dude
00:23:01would be looking for
00:23:02Hey, wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:12He looks so sexy
00:23:13Keep going
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:22You shouldn't be here
00:23:24You shouldn't be here
00:23:26I tried to stop him
00:23:28Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this
00:23:33grimy-ass place
00:23:34What do you think
00:23:34you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project
00:23:37Give him this camera back
00:23:38you prick
00:23:39Class my ass
00:23:40Is that what you
00:23:41told her to get her here?
00:23:43I ought to stick this camera
00:23:44straight up
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep
00:23:46Then the camera's next
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait
00:23:49Not the camera
00:23:49Cost a thousand dollars
00:23:51You should have thought
00:23:51about that before making
00:23:52Harper shoot your porn
00:23:54That is enough!
00:23:56That is enough!
00:23:57That is enough!
00:23:58These look amazing, Harper
00:24:11Oh, my best friend is so sexy
00:24:14Wait until the whole class sees this
00:24:16No one's going to see these
00:24:17deleting them
00:24:18That is art!
00:24:20Give him this camera back
00:24:22or I swear to God
00:24:23I'll go out there
00:24:24and I'll give one of those
00:24:25creeps a lap dance
00:24:26See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:30Your choice
00:24:35Camera is
00:24:39Do you ever ask Harper
00:24:47to do something like this again?
00:24:49I will jam that camera
00:24:50so far down your throat
00:24:52You'll be shitting out
00:24:53Polaroids
00:24:54What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:11So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:17You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:21You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:26You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:29Like a piece of meat.
00:25:31My classmate?
00:25:33It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:45You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those things you do?
00:25:51They're cute, too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:57Now, you were right.
00:25:58I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me.
00:26:05Or I'll break you.
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:11Well, guess what?
00:26:16You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit that you want me.
00:26:25What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:34There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:42Fine.
00:26:43But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:48So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with the professor?
00:26:59Oh, my God.
00:27:00Maria, no.
00:27:01Ew.
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Um, wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:24What?
00:27:26We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So, that's step one.
00:27:32Hmm.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:51It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So, all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:12Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:19Tell him.
00:28:30Sexy outfit.
00:28:32Check.
00:28:33Popcorn.
00:28:34Check.
00:28:35The notebook.
00:28:36The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:38Check.
00:28:38What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper, you idiot.
00:28:58Seduce him.
00:28:58I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:04But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:11I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:13Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:17Um...
00:29:18Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:21Uh...
00:29:21No, I just...
00:29:24I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:28But it's not important.
00:29:41Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:49But what about your date?
00:29:51Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:02Jane, Jane, not the one.
00:30:10How are you not crying?
00:30:11This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:14Because it's not real.
00:30:16This is ridiculous.
00:30:18No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that
00:30:21for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:31Or...
00:30:32You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:39And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:43What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00Now, come on.
00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:03Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:10Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:11I'm not a toy.
00:31:12I'll ruin you.
00:31:13Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:16As hard as you try to convince yourself,
00:31:18I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:19It's not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:27And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:33I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:41And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:55I don't know what you are.
00:31:57And you can win the world as well if they never let you.
00:32:03You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:26Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, big daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:44You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:49Busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:53Never for me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman?
00:33:01No.
00:33:01Not a woman.
00:33:07Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:17Not this guy.
00:33:19Lose my number.
00:33:20Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:32Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:34She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:54Kid.
00:33:55Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:08Stay.
00:34:12Damn it, Harper.
00:34:15Gotcha.
00:34:16Mm-hmm.
00:34:16Gotta love her.
00:34:29So, what's your kick-up work?
00:34:31I love you.
00:34:33I love you,ators.
00:34:35This chick is for you.
00:34:37This is a question.
00:34:39What's your kick for?
00:34:40Have you ever fun?
00:34:41I love you.
00:34:41This has been so complicated.
00:34:42Ouch.
00:34:43I love you, nhất I love you.
00:34:43'Tuing me?
00:34:44You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:03Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:10His business partner.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:14No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:22So, so we didn't?
00:35:25No.
00:35:27Because you're still alive.
00:35:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:32One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:35You don't know that.
00:35:38Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah?
00:35:42Explain that.
00:35:44That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:55Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:02Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:04Well, what's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:14I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:21With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:26Bye.
00:36:26Bye.
00:36:26Bye.
00:36:27Bye.
00:36:27Bye.
00:36:27Bye.
00:36:27Bye.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:30Bye.
00:36:30Bye.
00:36:30Bye.
00:36:31Bye.
00:36:31Bye.
00:36:31Bye.
00:36:31Bye.
00:36:32Bye.
00:36:45Bye.
00:36:46Bye.
00:36:46Bye.
00:36:47Bye.
00:36:57Bye.
00:36:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex.
00:37:00but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:30I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:44I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:37:55That's not.
00:38:00No underwear.
00:38:09That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:12What are you going to do?
00:38:16Punish you.
00:38:21I don't know.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:29What do I know?
00:38:33You don't know?
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:41Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:45I'd say do your worst.
00:38:48I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'm sorry. I can't let this happen.
00:38:55What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:38:59You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:00But... but what about...
00:39:01There's no buts.
00:39:02I can't let this happen again.
00:39:06I can't let this happen.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck? Why... why are you stopping?
00:39:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:18But... but what about...
00:39:19There's no buts.
00:39:23I can't let this happen again.
00:39:24You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:56Was it... big?
00:39:59So big.
00:40:02Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:09Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:12Like... BDSM?
00:40:14The whole nine yards.
00:40:15Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:18My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:20Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:24Wait...
00:40:25Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:31Crap! What if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:35if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:38Stop messing with that.
00:40:54You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:57You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:59How else you're going to will your man?
00:41:02He is not my man.
00:41:04I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:09Ew! Leave, Brian! She doesn't want to speak to you!
00:41:13You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:16Harps?
00:41:18Huh?
00:41:19What do you want, Brian?
00:41:26Just five minutes.
00:41:30Fine.
00:41:31But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:33It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:49Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:02I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:06I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:16I've moved on. And you should, too.
00:42:22What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:25Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:27You slut!
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:29Get off of me!
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:31Get off of me!
00:42:32Let me see them.
00:42:33Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:35Show me! Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:39There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:41I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:44A drink?
00:42:45I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:51Ever.
00:42:53Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me?
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:00Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:04It's a fact.
00:43:11You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:12But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:14I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:19Help me!
00:43:20Help!
00:43:21Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:22Stop it!
00:43:23That's enough!
00:43:24Good girl.
00:43:25You are gonna regret that you bitch.
00:43:26I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:27That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:28And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:45You okay?
00:43:48Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:52She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:05Stop it!
00:44:06You're gonna kill him.
00:44:07Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:11If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:17I promise.
00:44:19Let's go.
00:44:38Fuck.
00:44:41Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:46Seriously, Harper?
00:44:48He tried to hurt you.
00:44:49You still care about him?
00:44:50I handled myself just fine.
00:44:52And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:54You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:44:55You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:44:56You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:01So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:02Hmm.
00:45:03Let's see who you are.
00:45:04You're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:06Hmm.
00:45:07Let's see who you are.
00:45:08You're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:09Hmm.
00:45:10Let's see who you are.
00:45:12You're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:16Hmm.
00:45:17Do we have to do this?
00:45:18What does swimming have to do with this?
00:45:19Do we have to do this?
00:45:20What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:21Does it your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:22You're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:25Hmm.
00:45:26Let's see who you are.
00:45:27Hmm.
00:45:28Hmm.
00:45:29Hmm.
00:45:30Hmm.
00:45:31Hmm.
00:45:32Hmm.
00:45:33Hmm.
00:45:34Hmm.
00:45:35Hmm.
00:45:36Hmm.
00:45:37Hmm.
00:45:38Hmm.
00:45:39Hmm.
00:45:40Hmm.
00:45:41Hmm.
00:45:42Hmm.
00:45:43Hmm.
00:45:44Hmm.
00:45:45Hmm.
00:45:46Hmm.
00:45:47Hmm.
00:45:48Hmm.
00:45:49you can't swim your dad wants me to keep you safe so yes we have to get rid of
00:45:57everything that your ex can use against you
00:46:01I'm gonna throw up breathe and do this
00:46:31right here don't focus on the water just look at me
00:46:57it's not hard to do
00:46:58it's okay it's okay I got you it's okay
00:47:15you're fine you're fine
00:47:24just breathe just keep breathing
00:47:32how are you feeling
00:47:36fine just insanely distracted
00:47:46ready for the next step
00:47:49I don't know if I'm ready
00:47:56I'll hold your hand the whole time
00:47:59I thought you didn't make those
00:48:04what
00:48:06oh my god
00:48:10oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:48:13you're talking about swimming
00:48:17what goes on in that head of yours
00:48:21I want you to get used to being under water
00:48:25I want you to get used to be under water
00:48:38I want you to get used to being under water
00:48:40Harper, Harper, Harper, what happened, what happened, you blacked out, you're okay, you're
00:49:10you did amazing, you're just going to get better and better, you didn't, it's okay, we'll try
00:49:21again tomorrow, just kiss me, your dad won't like this, don't think about him, if you want
00:49:30me then kiss me, if you want me then kiss me, I don't think you understand what you're
00:49:37getting into, I'm a dangerous man, Harper, just say you don't want me, does that feel like
00:49:54I don't want you, I don't want you, and I told you not to mess with me, you're going to get
00:50:01hurt, you're going to like me, what the hell, what are you doing, we need to talk about this
00:50:21first, inside, with our minds, not our crosses, why are you being such a tease, you grandpa,
00:50:26I'm not a tease, I just care about you, so you are a grandpa, just as much as you're a kid,
00:50:33come on, let's go inside, no, I need a moment to pull off,
00:50:42I'm gonna shower, Harper, what are you doing,
00:50:58so this is where Chris has been lately, running a daycare,
00:51:11who are you and what are you doing in my house,
00:51:14who are you and what are you doing in my house, I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman
00:51:23Motor Industries, I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala,
00:51:29and I wanted to warn you, he might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart,
00:51:37yeah, he's here to protect me from danger, like strangers breaking into my house,
00:51:41oh honey, I go where I want, plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend,
00:51:48you've been tracking him, what kind of psycho are you, the same kind he is,
00:51:55let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately,
00:52:01let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately,
00:52:10I'm surprised, doesn't look like you can handle him in bed, just all around,
00:52:17and not intense enough for him, not intense enough, yeah, well,
00:52:26Chris and I actually have a lot of fun, oh, oh, please, don't make me laugh,
00:52:33I mean, look at you, you're the most vanilla missionary, pillow princess pepper,
00:52:40you're out of your league, kid, don't call me that,
00:52:42you want to know how Chris likes the fuck,
00:52:49he likes to take you from behind, handcuff you,
00:52:52so you can't run, choke you out, none of that,
00:52:57kissing, pillow talk, well,
00:53:01maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind, because he doesn't like to look at your face,
00:53:04he'll be bored of you in a week,
00:53:09he actually lives here, with me,
00:53:12you're going to scare me,
00:53:14ah!
00:53:23Help, help me, I can't swim!
00:53:29Help, help, I can't swim!
00:53:31Harper, Harper!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:48Smile for T&M,
00:53:49get off, let's hear it!
00:53:51Please, help!
00:53:52Just crawl your way out, idiot!
00:53:54That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:11Harper!
00:54:12No, come on!
00:54:40Harper!
00:54:41Harper!
00:54:41Harper!
00:54:41Harper!
00:54:42Breathe, breathe, breathe, it's okay, I got you, you're sick, you're sick, you're sick.
00:54:58I thought I was going to die, I thought I was going to die.
00:55:02You're okay, you're just breathing, just breathing.
00:55:04You're safe now, you're sick.
00:55:07Way to downgrade Chris, I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim, it's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:15Hmm.
00:55:17Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:20Hmm.
00:55:21She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:22I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:27We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39Killed me harder.
00:55:42I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:44I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:53How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine, stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:07What are you doing?
00:56:09Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad, asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:16and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27You got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:39Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:41Please, don't.
00:56:43I'll do anything.
00:56:44Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:58Chris, no!
00:57:00Wait!
00:57:01Wait!
00:57:01Oh, no!
00:57:02Oh!
00:57:03Oh!
00:57:04Oh!
00:57:06Oh!
00:57:09I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:24She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:30I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46A lot of brain to her.
00:57:47Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that...
00:58:03That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:09That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:23Satisfy you.
00:58:25In bed.
00:58:25That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:35You'd never be into me.
00:58:36Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:51I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:53When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:01I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:16I fell apart.
00:59:22I'm not sure.
00:59:22What the hell am I doing?
00:59:49Why don't you stop again?
00:59:50You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:54Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:56I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:01This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:04So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:10I'm too dangerous.
01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:23There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:28It's because you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:33You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37It's not true.
01:00:38You're a psycho.
01:00:48I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:58Morning.
01:01:00Bagel?
01:01:01I'm not hungry.
01:01:02I'm hungry.
01:01:02You need to eat.
01:01:14No.
01:01:16What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:21Are we even now?
01:01:29You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:33What's wrong, Giddo?
01:01:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:39Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:55Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:02I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:06Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:20Nope.
01:02:22And he's never going to.
01:02:23Huh?
01:02:25I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:30Oh, hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:49How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:05Like a million hours?
01:03:06Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:11Okay.
01:03:11Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:16Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:16I think I hear them coming.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:40One last touch.
01:03:42Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:55Perfect.
01:03:55Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:02Huh?
01:04:03What?
01:04:06No, no, no, no.
01:04:07My final project.
01:04:10How am I going to graduate?
01:04:11Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:18Harper.
01:04:18Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:37Did you do this?
01:04:45Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:55Guess what?
01:04:56You have no proof.
01:04:58Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:01That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:04Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:08Professor, I can explain.
01:05:12Harper?
01:05:15Is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:20We have to fail Harper.
01:05:22It looks like a complete choke.
01:05:25Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:29In fact, guests just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Who would buy this crap?
01:05:36I would.
01:05:48Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:52I would.
01:05:55It's you.
01:05:56You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:59Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:02Don't you know who this is?
01:06:04Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:08There's no way.
01:06:09That's okay, Professor.
01:06:10Not everyone has taste.
01:06:15How much for this painting?
01:06:16Oh, no.
01:06:17You really don't.
01:06:17Our starting price is $18.
01:06:23Done.
01:06:24Wait, $1,800?
01:06:29You can study at this school or not.
01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:35You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:45Here's $2,000.
01:06:48What?
01:06:48Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:54Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:59Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:03Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:07Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:10Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:14My father still runs this university.
01:07:18Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:28You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:30Professor, you can't.
01:07:32Please.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, Professor!
01:07:37Well, not so fast.
01:07:38What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:43Oh, no, oh!
01:07:52I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:58Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:05Those dresses, though.
01:08:09Wait, why, um?
01:08:09I...
01:08:10What was it that you two said?
01:08:16What was it that you two said?
01:08:29Oh, right.
01:08:31Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:37The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:39You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go.
01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:43They're the ones who did this.
01:08:45Arrest them!
01:08:46Let's go!
01:08:47Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:50I'll see you later.
01:08:50Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:08:57Chris, that was $18,000.
01:08:59That's $18,000.
01:09:02Seriously?
01:09:04I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:05What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:16He, um...
01:09:19I mean, I...
01:09:21I was an idiot.
01:09:24And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:29I don't know.
01:09:44Blindfold?
01:09:46I want you, Harper.
01:09:47I want to do things to you.
01:09:52Bad things.
01:09:56But only if you want me to.
01:09:59I do.
01:10:12Why'd we stop?
01:10:15I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:17I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:27And I'll wait for you.
01:10:29Why that for me tonight?
01:10:37Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:41Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:43You need to look at this!
01:10:44Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:45I'm having...
01:10:47very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:51No, no.
01:10:52That's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:53Harper, look!
01:10:54You've got the phone!
01:10:57Wait, so you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:01Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:02You need to move out now.
01:11:04You can't keep living with him.
01:11:06I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Taxi?
01:11:18For Harper?
01:11:22Who are you?
01:11:23Hey, let go of me!
01:11:25Stop it!
01:11:25Please, please let me go.
01:11:37If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:43Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:46Harper.
01:11:46Harper.
01:11:47Ryan?
01:11:48Ryan?
01:11:48Huh?
01:11:49Why are you doing this?
01:11:50We broke up.
01:11:52Oh, no, no, no.
01:11:52We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho!
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:00He humiliated me!
01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:08Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:11Once he arrives to save his little princess,
01:12:14well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:24No.
01:12:24No, no, no.
01:12:26No, no!
01:12:27No!
01:12:44A trap?
01:12:46What the hell?
01:12:47Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:06I hope you don't mind.
01:13:10I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:14Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:16you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:23Hey, crap.
01:13:24I can explain.
01:13:25You're gonna explain.
01:13:27But first,
01:13:28you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:32Is that text a prank?
01:13:36Harper's in trouble.
01:13:37We need to go.
01:13:37Okay.
01:13:41Do we have some food with you
01:13:42after we kill
01:13:43Leather Grant?
01:13:45Hmm?
01:13:46Should we make him watch?
01:13:49Hmm?
01:13:50Hmm?
01:13:52Oh!
01:13:53Looks like he's here.
01:13:55Are you ready
01:13:56to see
01:13:58your old friend
01:13:59die, Harper?
01:14:01Huh?
01:14:01Mm-hmm.
01:14:02Get ready, boys.
01:14:03I'm going to make you regret
01:14:18you ever touched her.
01:14:25That's what happens, Chris,
01:14:26when you mess around
01:14:27with my shit!
01:14:33What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:47What?
01:14:47Can't talk without you.
01:14:48The bodyguards?
01:14:56Let me go!
01:14:57I-I-I'll leave all my-
01:14:58I already told you once.
01:14:59You should've listened to me then.
01:15:03I'm gonna kill you
01:15:05in the goddamn thing.
01:15:07Ah!
01:15:13Call 9-minute-821-11-675-9.
01:15:17Are you okay?
01:15:26Did he hurt you?
01:15:28Chris,
01:15:29I put you in-
01:15:31in danger.
01:15:32You should run far away
01:15:33from me and my package.
01:15:35When it comes to you, Harper,
01:15:36I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:44Would someone
01:15:45like to tell me
01:15:47what the fuck is going on?
01:15:52Oh my god, Dad!
01:15:53What the hell?
01:15:54It's okay.
01:15:56I'll handle it.
01:15:56I want to hear it
01:15:57from my daughter.
01:15:58Why are you making out
01:15:59with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:01I want an answer now
01:16:02before I-before I kill him!
01:16:03No, Dad!
01:16:04Look,
01:16:05I know we don't have
01:16:07the most warm
01:16:07and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:09But?
01:16:10Deep down,
01:16:11I know that
01:16:12you just want me
01:16:15to be safe.
01:16:20Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:22Please don't be mad.
01:16:23Well, you're wrong
01:16:26about that.
01:16:28It's not deep down.
01:16:30It is the most important
01:16:32thing to me,
01:16:33your happiness.
01:16:36If that means
01:16:37being with Chris,
01:16:39then he better not
01:16:40screw this up,
01:16:42or I will make him
01:16:43regret it.
01:16:45I believe you.
01:16:47You
01:16:48keep her safe.
01:16:49with my goddamn life.
01:17:10Do you remember
01:17:10my instructions?
01:17:12Yes.
01:17:13in the morning
01:17:14but I can't
01:17:15leave
01:17:16You know what
01:17:18I came here for
01:17:19Throw that jacket
01:17:21on the floor
01:17:22Kissing me goodnight
01:17:24It's just one more
01:17:25Yes, Daddy.
01:17:28Say it.
01:17:31Yes, Daddy.
01:17:37I'll want you
01:17:38to beg for it.
01:17:38I'll make you wait
01:17:39I want you
01:17:43to help me
01:17:45to help me
01:17:46Stop teasing.
01:17:58I want you now.
01:18:05Daddy,
01:18:06say it
01:18:07or I'll punish you
01:18:09or I'll punish you
01:18:09Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:35Don't know
01:18:35where I'd be
01:18:36Are you sure
01:18:41about that?
01:18:57You have two choices,
01:18:58Mr. Collins.
01:19:01You can either
01:19:03uncuff me
01:19:04or fuck me
01:19:06or fuck me
01:19:06You know I'm dangerous
01:19:22or at your mind
01:19:26Do your worst, Daddy
01:19:30Once I started,
01:19:53I'm not stopping.
01:19:53I thought
01:19:58I thought
01:19:58you only fucked
01:19:59girls from behind
01:20:01You're different.
01:20:06Ready for round five?
01:20:23Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:26Now let me out
01:20:27so I can go pee.
01:20:30What if I don't?
01:20:31What is that?
01:20:35Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:37Honey, you home?
01:20:38Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:40Stop it.
01:20:40Come in.
01:20:41I told you I was busy.
01:20:47This is my home,
01:20:49Harper Reads.
01:20:50If you want to get up
01:20:51to adult stuff,
01:20:52you need to move out.
01:20:53Okay, I will.
01:20:54Can you get out?
01:21:08I think I've had enough surprises
01:21:10to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:12Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:14No, please keep them covered.
01:21:17I want to give a speech.
01:21:18And I can't look at you
01:21:19while you're giving a speech?
01:21:20I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:23You literally carry around a gun,
01:21:25but whatever.
01:21:27Just get on with it.
01:21:29What I do for a living,
01:21:32the not-so-legal part,
01:21:35it's dangerous for me
01:21:38to let people into my life
01:21:40and for me to be...
01:21:44Vulnerable?
01:21:45Yeah, but I knew
01:21:48when I was in charge
01:21:49of keeping you safe,
01:21:50I was doomed.
01:21:53You're like a magnet, Harper,
01:21:54and I want to be around you.
01:21:57Forever.
01:22:08So you're moving into
01:22:09the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there.
01:22:15as a graduation present.
01:22:19And also, I love you
01:22:22and want you to be
01:22:23my girlfriend present.
01:22:27Only if you want to.
01:22:30Either way,
01:22:31the apartment's yours.
01:22:33Are you serious?
01:22:36What's wrong?
01:22:37It's a tacky?
01:22:39I liked it.
01:22:40I thought...
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:45But on one condition,
01:22:48one friend.
01:22:49Which is?
01:22:51You have to move in there with me.
01:22:54Deal.
01:22:54Deal.
01:22:57Deal.
01:23:00Deal.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:03Deal.
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