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Trey Knowles’ “Royal Blood” is my kind of sharp, bold stand-up comedy where I take a direct look at the British royal family. I say it like this: if I, an indigenous man, walked up to the palace door and knocked, do you really think the royal family would wash my feet? So why do people listen to them like they carry some kind of holy authority?

Did Yehua come dressed in fine clothes living in luxury? No. The ones wearing expensive garments and living in palaces are the kings of this world. I joke with the crowd and tell them, break away from the spell, because she has deceived many nations, and a lot of people on this planet are suffering because of it.

In the routine I make the point that the monarchy looks like a kingdom, but it’s not the kingdom of God. It borrows from religion, traditions, and the Bible, but the true spirit of God isn’t there. I call it what it is—a system that people follow because of the crown and the image.

Then I compare that with the real messengers in the scriptures, like John the Baptist, a man who lived simply and spoke truth without a palace behind him. I don’t hold back in the set. I show the royal family as something people treat like spiritual authority, when in reality it looks more like sorcery and illusion than true leadership from God.

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00:00I got drafted in, I'm equipped, I'm entrained, and I'm ready.
00:07I'm ready for war.
00:09I am ready for war.
00:12See, I'm going to war with English.
00:16Everybody speaks English.
00:17I'm not talking about you.
00:19You speak English.
00:19I'm not talking about you.
00:21You are the product of the sorcery.
00:23You're the product of the sorcery of English.
00:27And what do I mean that you're the product of sorcery of English?
00:32She deceives all nations with her sorcery.
00:38I'm going to tell the truth and I'm going to shame the devil.
00:40I'm going to tell the truth and I'm going to shame the devil because I'm going to war.
00:44I'm going to war with the royal family.
00:47I'm going to war with the royal family.
00:50And, you know, you know, you got to, you know, you got to keep your eyes on your brother here, right?
01:01Keep your eyes, keep your ears open to your brother here.
01:06Because as I go to England, you know, they don't like black people, right?
01:10I know some black people live there, but they don't like black people.
01:14If they liked it, black people, they would accept Prince Henry's baby.
01:19And that baby's not even fully black.
01:23Imagine if that baby was fully black, black, right?
01:27I mean, they wouldn't even accept the baby in the house.
01:30Baby, right?
01:32And the baby knocking at the door.
01:34I stand at the door and knock.
01:36The baby's saying, I stand at the door and knock.
01:42Just like Jesus says, I stand at the door and knock.
01:48You going to let me in?
01:51You going to let me in?
01:53King Charles.
01:56King Charles ain't a real king, you know.
01:58I stand at the door and knock.
01:59This dude, when he washed my feet, he said, I ain't washing a black man's feet.
02:04So this is how you know that they ain't real.
02:06This is not, they ain't real.
02:08I'm going to tell the truth and I'm going to shame the devil.
02:12Now, I know some of you guys are probably like, you shouldn't say those things.
02:17You shouldn't say those things, right?
02:20All right?
02:20And some of y'all church members say, oh, you shouldn't say that.
02:23You shouldn't say, I'm a free man.
02:26I'm a free man.
02:27I'm a free thinker.
02:28I don't belong to nobody.
02:30And I don't do anything or say anything to try to make money.
02:36I'm a person of, I'm a man of God.
02:39And my job is to keep myself from corruption.
02:43And I'm a free man.
02:44I'm a free thinker.
02:45Now, who, who makes money off your Bible?
02:48Every time you buy a Bible, who makes money off of that?
02:51Who gets royalties off the Bible?
02:56Who gets royalties off the King James Bible?
02:59Now, God is real.
03:02Jesus is real.
03:03John the Baptist is real.
03:04All the disciples of Jesus are real.
03:05So, Paul, Paul, Apostle Paul is real.
03:13But King James ain't real.
03:16The royal family ain't real.
03:18They don't even match the character of Jesus.
03:22They don't match the character of God.
03:24But they can make money off the Bible?
03:31Do they seem like John the Baptist?
03:34Do King Charles and his family, his royal family,
03:38do they, don't even tell people to repent?
03:40They don't advertise Jesus?
03:43They don't do anything.
03:47You should hear their voice in Europe.
03:51Say, behold, for Jesus is near.
03:55The kingdom of heaven is near.
03:57You don't, you don't see them say nothing like that, right?
03:59But they can make money off of God, right?
04:01They can make money off of God, make money off his word.
04:07You pay for it and you don't question nothing.
04:11Do they live?
04:12Do they live like Jesus?
04:14You see, Jesus and his disciples are poor.
04:17These people are living in castles.
04:20These people are living in castles.
04:23And you are struggling with sin.
04:30And look at them.
04:32Are they spiritual?
04:34Do they live by every word that proceeded out of mouth of God?
04:38But they able to make money off the Bible?
04:40So I'm telling you, if Prince Henry's, they wouldn't accept Prince Henry's baby, and he's not fully black.
04:51Just imagine a black child knocking at the door of King Charles' castle.
04:56I stand at the door and knock.
05:01Are you going to let me in?
05:03Are you going to let me in?
05:04King Charles, are you going to wash my feet?
05:08You're making money off my word, but you ain't going to wash my feet.
05:11You're making money off my word.
05:14You're not even looking after my people.
05:15And this is the royal family.
05:20I told you, I'm going to war.
05:23The weapons I fight with are not the weapons of this world.
05:27So I can say what I want to say because I'm not part of nobody.
05:33I'm not part of no organization.
05:36I'm not here to make money.
05:39I'm here to destroy things.
05:42I'm here to destroy that does not.
05:45I'm here to destroy you, not physically.
05:50Mentally.
05:50I'm here to destroy everything that does not match the word of God.
05:57I'm going to destroy everything that does not match the word of God.
06:03And you can take that how you want to take it because you know how y'all,
06:06y'all wicked people are.
06:07He says you want to destroy me.
06:09He don't come from God.
06:11See, y'all, because y'all weapons are, you know, y'all into the physical destroying.
06:16When I destroy things, it comes, comes change.
06:22I destroy things and I make you new.
06:25And God, through Jesus Christ, that brings you new,
06:29makes you want to repent and change and open your eyes because you're blind.
06:37You're blind because you don't see that this royal family is not godly.
06:42You don't see that this royal family that gave you the King James Bible,
06:46make money off of it is not like John the Baptist.
06:52Preparing you for the way, preparing a way for the Lord's coming,
06:56preparing the way of the Lord's coming.
06:58God is not willing for no one to perish but come to repentance.
07:01What would Jesus say to your royal family if he was here right now?
07:08Okay, you make money off my word, but I don't even know you.
07:11You make money off my word, but I don't know you, King Charles.
07:18I don't know your royal family.
07:20I don't know you.
07:21You don't do the will of God.
07:23You don't do the will of my father.
07:25I don't know you.
07:26He said, I stand at the door and knock.
07:32But you wouldn't let me in.
07:36You hate me without reason.
07:39You hate me without reason.
07:44You hate me for the color of my skin.
07:47I stand at the door and knock.
07:50And I am the kings of kings.
07:57And King Charles, every knee will bow and every tongue will confess.
08:06Royal blood.
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08:10God bless you.
08:11Have a good night.
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