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00:00:00oh my god there are so many hot sanders now i'm not nearly tipsy enough i take it i'm pretty beat

00:00:12i think i'm gonna head on no sis don't be a scrooge some of us have to work tomorrow

00:00:17i am working my ass off to make sure you have a fun time tonight what is the point of living in

00:00:23the sexiest city in the world if we're not gonna take full advantage i take advantage

00:00:26the night screenings of harry potter does not count what if you meet your soulmate tonight

00:00:32i promise you my soulmate is not out at 2 a.m dressed up as santa claus

00:00:36oh my god he is so hot he's totally checking you out probably because i look ridiculous

00:00:47every santa needs a reindeer to ride and i am not stopping until i get you laid so come on let's go

00:00:56oh my god santa haughty is full on staring at you

00:01:10he probably just thinks i'm someone else yeah his soulmate you know i don't believe in soulmates

00:01:20okay i know you haven't dated since don't see his name since he who shall not be named but mia

00:01:27college was a lifetime ago and i know he broke your heart so i say this with love

00:01:31you need to get the hell over it i am over it i'm just too busy to date right now work is crazy

00:01:38it's the busy season at the library you know you can't date a buck right a girl can dream

00:01:44okay forget soulmate you just need to have fun and get laid i bet sam is great in bed what

00:01:51hi ladies great outfits you knew rudolph the red-nosed reindeer could be so sexy

00:01:58oh sexy i look like i belong to the zoo

00:02:02well i'm a fan this is my sister mia she's totally single

00:02:06well nice to meet you mia i'm deplin

00:02:09isn't that the name of the prince i hear they're in town on some diplomacy tour

00:02:14you know rich people stuff another round yeah

00:02:18yes

00:02:20yes

00:02:30you

00:02:34you

00:02:38You, sis, you, sis, you, sis, you, sis, you, sis, you.

00:03:03So do you come here often?

00:03:05You've got to be kidding me.

00:03:07What? Just conversation.

00:03:09Exotic accent and a couple free drinks normally work for you?

00:03:13You tell me.

00:03:14Absolutely not.

00:03:15Yeah, right. I bet you're secretly planning our wedding in your head right now.

00:03:20More like our divorce.

00:03:22Then I bet a lawyer.

00:03:24Mm-hmm. So judging by your accent, I'm assuming you're not from here?

00:03:28No, just visiting.

00:03:30What are you doing in town?

00:03:32Just various things.

00:03:35Sounds fascinating.

00:03:36Work stuff's boring.

00:03:38Mm-hmm.

00:03:39More interesting things to talk about, such as your beautiful brown eyes.

00:03:43You are going to have to do way better than that.

00:03:46Am I?

00:03:48Wow, cocky.

00:03:49I just know what I want.

00:03:50I just know what I want.

00:03:51Can't stop moving on.

00:03:52Can't stop moving on.

00:03:53Just go for it, Mia!

00:03:57Just go for it, Mia!

00:04:07Can't stop when your heart is on the line

00:04:10Can't stop, no, can't stop all the night

00:04:15Can't stop when your heart is on the line

00:04:20It's automatic

00:04:23Waking up beside you

00:04:27Like it's a habit

00:04:32Don't know what would happen, oh yeah

00:04:35You do this every time, it's just so classic

00:04:40Still don't know why we let go

00:04:42I'm trying to find a little closure

00:04:45I guess we just need some time

00:04:47And if you wanna come on over

00:04:50Well, baby, that's alright

00:04:52But you'd hate me if I put you closer

00:04:55I'm falling for another night

00:04:57Trying, baby

00:04:59But I just can't forget you

00:05:02Can't stop, no, can't stop overnight

00:05:05Can't stop when your heart is on the line

00:05:10Can't stop, no, can't stop overnight

00:05:16You're coming home with me

00:05:18Like hell I am

00:05:20Come on

00:05:21You want me

00:05:23Bad

00:05:24What an arrogant asshole

00:05:27Jared?

00:05:28I mean, I know when you're done calling me names

00:05:30So I can call my car

00:05:31Fine

00:05:35Let's go

00:05:36I love America

00:05:37I love America

00:05:38I love America

00:05:39I like

00:05:43It's pretty fun

00:05:44It's pretty fun

00:05:45It's pretty nice

00:05:46It's not like

00:05:47I love Ivory

00:05:48You know

00:05:49You stress

00:05:50It's not like

00:05:51It's not like

00:05:52What I'm у chegar

00:05:54Is having to do

00:05:55You breathe

00:05:58You know

00:06:00It便 increases

00:06:01Oh, love

00:06:02Before we go any further

00:06:04Oh, before we go any further, I need to tell you something.

00:06:09Don't tell me you're married.

00:06:11I can't do that again.

00:06:12No, I just want you to know I'm not looking for anything serious.

00:06:16We can have fun right now, but afterwards, I don't want to date you or even know you.

00:06:20It's a one-time thing to help me get back out there.

00:06:23Oh, Mia.

00:06:24What?

00:06:25Might be my dream woman.

00:06:27Great.

00:06:27So let's agree to have mind-blowing sex and then never speak again.

00:06:31Yeah.

00:06:31Aww.

00:06:34You hit me with the H-E-Y, I'ma hit you with the boy pie.

00:06:52You told me that I'm too closed off, but you know that I'm not involved with playboys.

00:06:58I don't want to be your play toy.

00:07:00Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?

00:07:07You hit me with the what you're doing.

00:07:10I'ma hit you with the nothing much.

00:07:13As if it's any of your business.

00:07:15What am I even doing though?

00:07:18You told me that you want to come through.

00:07:20Play toy.

00:07:21I can't let you flip through my pages and hold me close like those playboys.

00:07:29I don't want to be your play toy.

00:07:32Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?

00:07:51I'm coming through.

00:08:15Oh.

00:08:17What is it?

00:08:19Well, good morning to you, too.

00:08:21I can't find my bra, and I'm late for work.

00:08:25Where do you work?

00:08:26The library.

00:08:27So what are you so stressed about? Is there a book emergency?

00:08:31Can you just shut up and help me find it?

00:08:33Can't do anything before 9am.

00:08:36Wow, thanks so much for your help. I'm just going to go.

00:08:38You going to get a coffee?

00:08:40I'd love one. Two creams, one sugar. Thanks, doll.

00:08:45Seriously?

00:08:46Fine, I'll order in.

00:08:47Breakfast? You Americans love everything deep-fried, right?

00:08:51What are you doing?

00:08:53Being a gentleman.

00:08:55We had an agreement, remember?

00:09:02Sorry, I was a tad hammered last night.

00:09:04How much weight are you?

00:09:06Oh my god, it's not that kind of agreement!

00:09:08My apologies.

00:09:14Wow.

00:09:14I had no idea you were such a slut.

00:09:17Didn't realize you were so uptight.

00:09:23Look.

00:09:24I just want to find my bra, go to work, and never, ever speak to you again.

00:09:29Yes, of course.

00:09:31Let's find that bra and get you out of my life forever.

00:09:33Who is that?

00:09:38It's probably my stepmom.

00:09:40Oh my god.

00:09:41You live with your parents?

00:09:43You really don't know who I am.

00:09:46Since when was Santa so cocky?

00:09:48Since when was Rudolph such a bitch?

00:09:51Wow.

00:09:51Where are you going?

00:09:56I would rather go bra-less than spend another suck-it with you.

00:10:01Finally, but you agree on something.

00:10:02I don't know.

00:10:21Good morning, your royal highness.

00:10:39Good morning.

00:10:40It was until I had to deal with your latest shenanigans.

00:10:43I can't imagine what you mean.

00:10:45I was a good boy.

00:10:46In bed by nine.

00:10:48Really?

00:10:49With yet another girl?

00:10:50Of course not.

00:10:52Can you please pass me the bar?

00:10:53The maid found this when making up your room this morning.

00:10:59Well, that's my bra.

00:11:01I've been looking for it everywhere.

00:11:03It's really my color, don't you think?

00:11:05Now you see here, we didn't make this diplomacy trip ahead of your coronation so you could bed

00:11:11a different American every night.

00:11:13That is no way for the future king to behave.

00:11:16My apologies, Majesty.

00:11:20I'll be on my best behavior, starting now.

00:11:22Good, because this trip isn't just about fostering goodwill between our nations.

00:11:27We're here on a mission.

00:11:29What are we doing?

00:11:30I'm afraid the palace is in dire need of some funds.

00:11:33We're broke?

00:11:35Father left me a generous inheritance when he passed.

00:11:38For you personally, yes.

00:11:40But it takes a small fortune to run the palace every day.

00:11:43So what are we going to do?

00:11:46Not to worry, I have a plan, as always.

00:11:48It seems that we are to be guests of honor at the governor's winter masquerade ball tonight.

00:11:54Unfortunately, the governor is traveling on business, but his daughter Courtney will be

00:11:58there and she has his ear.

00:12:00Whatever she wants, he agrees to.

00:12:03I plan to tactfully ask her for a loan.

00:12:07Brilliant.

00:12:08How can I help?

00:12:09By not further embarrassing the crown.

00:12:13The governor is very conservative.

00:12:17He has very traditional values.

00:12:19If he hears about your wild antics, running around with different women, there is no way

00:12:24he'll agree to the loan.

00:12:26Of course.

00:12:29I'll do my very best.

00:12:30You'd better.

00:12:32Or there won't be a crown for you to inherit.

00:12:34Okay.

00:12:39Get rid of this immediately.

00:13:00Okay.

00:13:02Okay.

00:13:09We've got a press conference at the plaza, a luncheon with the American Diplomats Association,

00:13:15a fundraiser for Doctors Without Borders, a private tour of the Guggenheim, front row at

00:13:20the Gucci show, and invitations to drinks with three different Kardashians.

00:13:26Also, your fan mail has just arrived.

00:13:33This is just from today.

00:13:35Okay.

00:13:39Shall I bring the car around?

00:13:42No, I think I'll walk.

00:13:44Walk?

00:13:45Are you feeling all right?

00:13:47Yes.

00:13:48I've never felt better.

00:13:50Hey, you fetch me that bra.

00:13:52I'll return it to its rightful owner.

00:13:54Sir, I could handle this myself.

00:13:57That sort of errand is a little beneath you.

00:14:00Trust me.

00:14:01I know.

00:14:02This is the last thing I want to do.

00:14:04But I'm afraid I might not have to handle this myself.

00:14:07It's a sensitive matter.

00:14:07It must be handled screetly.

00:14:10Certainly, sir.

00:14:11I'll go fetch it for you.

00:14:13Perfect.

00:14:14Now tell me, Henry.

00:14:16Where does one find a...

00:14:19...library?

00:14:20...

00:14:37...

00:14:51...

00:15:07Where is he?

00:15:33Find it!

00:15:34Where'd he go?

00:15:35Back now.

00:15:37Where'd he go?

00:15:38I think he'll only have a block.

00:15:40Where'd he go?

00:15:41Why'd he be?

00:15:42What the hell are you doing here?

00:15:45Come with me!

00:15:46There!

00:15:47There!

00:15:48There he is!

00:15:49There!

00:15:50What?

00:15:51What?

00:15:52What?

00:15:53Well, I hate Rebecca Paparazzi following you.

00:15:56Who are you?

00:15:57Just calm down!

00:15:58Because telling a world to calm down is always such a great idea.

00:16:02Calm down.

00:16:03Oh, because telling a woman to calm down is always such a great idea.

00:16:11I think it went this way. Follow me.

00:16:13Hurry, you've got to give a shot.

00:16:15What the hell is wrong with you?

00:16:31It was just my last resort. Sorry.

00:16:34Good, because that didn't mean anything to me.

00:16:37Didn't mean anything to me more.

00:16:39You're a child.

00:16:40How the hell do I get out of here?

00:16:42Are you afraid you're going to learn something?

00:16:45Just show me the way out.

00:16:47Grab me.

00:16:59What were you doing in a library, anyway?

00:17:02Just returning a book.

00:17:06Thanks?

00:17:08Yeah.

00:17:11Well...

00:17:15Goodbye forever, I suppose.

00:17:21Yeah.

00:17:45Maybe.

00:17:47What are you doing here with her?

00:17:49vielen

00:17:52It's a good question.

00:17:54I'm going to jump over to the chatroom soon.

00:17:55I don't know what to do.

00:17:56Not from the door, maybe.

00:17:57I'm going to go get back in.

00:17:58Hello.

00:17:59layers are perfect.

00:18:00Andvasu, let's hear this on the floor.

00:18:01Welcome to the juntas,

00:18:02this time.

00:18:03And me, look at the Sch...,

00:18:04what's right?

00:18:05Let me walk behind what's wrong

00:18:06On it.

00:18:07The first time I was done.

00:18:08If you plan on the onzen,

00:18:09We have W n ko on them,

00:18:10what are the most fool...

00:18:11when I go to the wrong place.

00:18:12How can you be so blatantly disrespectful?

00:18:16Well, that was fast.

00:18:19Didn't I just warn you about the dangers of drawing negative attention?

00:18:23This makes us look like tabloid trash.

00:18:26The governor will never lend us the money now.

00:18:28Your careless affairs might cost us the entire crowd.

00:18:32I can explain.

00:18:34You've left me no choice but to delay your coronation.

00:18:36Perhaps indefinitely.

00:18:38You can't do that.

00:18:40She's not just a random girl.

00:18:42She's my new girlfriend, Mia.

00:18:44Oh really? And who is this Mia?

00:18:47Well, she's a respectable young woman.

00:18:50She's a librarian.

00:18:52A librarian?

00:18:54How common.

00:18:56But that's just her cover.

00:18:58She's actually a princess.

00:19:01Oh really? Of what country?

00:19:06A small island off the coast of Italy.

00:19:09And what is the name of this island?

00:19:14Umbrelia.

00:19:15Umbrelia?

00:19:16Yes, Umbrelia.

00:19:18It's a beautiful little hidden gem.

00:19:21Her family's reign goes back centuries.

00:19:24And her parents settled in America after they made a fortune in the diamond trade.

00:19:28Interesting.

00:19:29So that would mean that her family is filthy rich.

00:19:36Well, this is fabulous news.

00:19:39Of course, you'll have to make your debut as soon as possible so the press can report that this isn't another one of your random hookups.

00:19:46How about the couple makes their debut with the Governor's Masquerade Ball?

00:19:50Shut up, Henry. We're in the middle of an important conversation.

00:19:54I've got it.

00:19:55You can make your debut at the Governor's Masquerade Ball tonight.

00:19:59Wonderful!

00:20:00Wonderful.

00:20:01Wonderful.

00:20:02Yeah!

00:20:03Can we get a picture?

00:20:05Why didn't you tell me he was a prince, Kit?

00:20:08Sorry sis.

00:20:09I seriously didn't recognize him with a Santa outfit.

00:20:12But how come you didn't recognize him when he took his clothes off?

00:20:15Wasn't wearing my glasses?

00:20:17When is the paparazzi going to leave me alone?

00:20:22Mia, this is the prince.

00:20:24This is like a really big deal.

00:20:26Oh, whatever.

00:20:27All this King and Queen stuff is so...

00:20:29Ugh.

00:20:30Nonsense.

00:20:31I hate all this attention.

00:20:34It's such a nightmare.

00:20:35A nightmare?

00:20:36Mia, you hooking up with the prince is like the best thing that's ever happened to me.

00:20:39Well, don't get too excited.

00:20:40It was a one-time thing.

00:20:42Two times.

00:20:43But...

00:20:44He's cocky and arrogant and shallow and here?

00:20:48Mia!

00:20:49What?

00:20:50Mia, please let me up!

00:20:51The prince, he's...

00:20:52Mia!

00:20:53I really need to talk to you!

00:20:55What are you doing here?

00:20:57I need to talk to you.

00:20:59Privately.

00:21:05Right.

00:21:06Okay.

00:21:07I'll just be in my room.

00:21:09Listening to every single word.

00:21:14You didn't think to mention your literal royalty?

00:21:17I'm sorry.

00:21:19You just didn't seem to care who I was and it was just so refreshing.

00:21:22Plus, it's just common knowledge.

00:21:25People just know who I am.

00:21:28Right.

00:21:30Listen.

00:21:31We had our one night of fun.

00:21:33But I meant what I said was really a one-time thing.

00:21:37I hate all of this attention.

00:21:39Yeah.

00:21:40I'm just a normal girl.

00:21:42Exactly.

00:21:43You're the type of respectable young woman that would look great on my arm.

00:21:47And help people take me more seriously as their future king.

00:21:51I'm not following.

00:21:52Hear me out.

00:21:53If we can just pretend to be a happy couple that is madly in love until my coronation next week.

00:21:58He'll ensure the good graces of the press, my kingdom, and most important, the queen.

00:22:07What's that for me?

00:22:08Being on my arm isn't enough?

00:22:10No.

00:22:11I'm gonna give you a lot of money, Mia.

00:22:13Excuse me?

00:22:14We're not talking library money.

00:22:16We're talking money that will change your life.

00:22:20Oh my god.

00:22:21I know.

00:22:22Genius plan, right?

00:22:23You arrogant prick.

00:22:27You think you can throw your money around and buy a girlfriend like a pizza?

00:22:33Well, I can't be bought.

00:22:36So take your life-changing money and get the hell out of my house.

00:22:44I don't understand.

00:22:46Let me translate it for you.

00:22:49Get out!

00:22:51Get out!

00:23:17Why didn't Mia ride with us?

00:23:19She had work, but she will be here.

00:23:22She better be.

00:23:23Everyone is expecting your debut tonight as a couple.

00:23:26Don't fuck this up.

00:23:28What injury, Mia?

00:23:29Your Majesty.

00:23:38Courtney!

00:23:39How lovely to meet you!

00:23:40The pleasure is all mine.

00:23:42My father will be so disappointed to have missed you.

00:23:45Oh, please give him my regards.

00:23:47Let me introduce you to my son, Declan.

00:23:56Senior Dance.

00:23:57I wonder if we could have a moment in private later to discuss some personal business that

00:24:04you could pass on to your father.

00:24:07Absolutely.

00:24:08Do you pay?

00:24:09That's pretty good what she thought, doesn't he.

00:24:10Sharron?

00:24:11Yeah.

00:24:12This advice, I bet you are Option but also at this very descendant.

00:24:14And to me.

00:24:16It could be you too low to recreate the similarities, but we could not see up with the center so

00:24:17that it would store your Google more information.

00:24:19And more.

00:24:20many people

00:24:26and don't fail to hear your son like a couple of days.

00:24:28It could be reached out for each leg.

00:24:29I need to find the prints right now.

00:24:58Easy, Governor's Winterball.

00:25:01Okay, stalker.

00:25:02Don't insult my hobbies.

00:25:04I need to go talk to him.

00:25:06Uh, not like that you're not.

00:25:09We gotta get you all ready.

00:25:15So, if we could just get a modest loan, the palace, the whole country really would be so grateful.

00:25:22I'm sure my father would be happy to oblige.

00:25:25Great, it's settled.

00:25:27Not so fast.

00:25:29I'll encourage my father to give you the loan on one condition.

00:25:33Anything.

00:25:34My father would do anything to ensure my happiness.

00:25:38And what would make me happy is him.

00:25:42That's no problem at all.

00:25:45Good.

00:25:46But until he's mine, you won't see a cent.

00:25:49Now, young lady, no one gives orders around here besides me.

00:25:54My son's current girlfriend is a princess with a large fortune.

00:25:59I can assure you, no one has more money than my father, which you would have full access to.

00:26:05And if the prince and I were to marry, well, I would assure that you would maintain complete control of the throne behind the scenes.

00:26:14Young lady, you have a deal.

00:26:16Young lady, you have a deal.

00:26:26Can I have this dance?

00:26:28Do I have a choice?

00:26:40Follow my lead.

00:26:42Smile for the camera, Princess Mia.

00:26:44Who are you wearing, Princess?

00:26:45We love the mask choice.

00:26:46Why are they calling me Princess?

00:26:47Smile from the camera, Princess Mia.

00:27:01Who are you wearing, Princess?

00:27:03We love the mask choice.

00:27:05Why are they calling you Princess?

00:27:07We need to talk now.

00:27:08You two want to pose together?

00:27:09Real quick, just one more.

00:27:10Just one more.

00:27:12Who the hell is that?

00:27:13That's his girlfriend, the Princess.

00:27:15Don't worry, I'll take care of her.

00:27:18You better, or the palace won't get a dime, Your Highness.

00:27:29Why on earth would you tell them I'm a princess?

00:27:31I'm like the opposite of that.

00:27:33Trust me, I'm aware.

00:27:34But I had to explain the photo.

00:27:36I just started lying and I couldn't stop.

00:27:38I mean, a princess sounds better than a librarian.

00:27:40Of course, because being a good person with a normal job isn't good enough.

00:27:44Nothing is good enough for you people.

00:27:46Look, look, I'm sorry I lied, but what's done is done.

00:27:48And let's make the best of things.

00:27:51Let's move forward to my proposal.

00:27:52What makes you think I would ever go through with your idiotic plan?

00:27:56Because why else are you here?

00:27:59Pure desperation.

00:28:00My favorite trait of all, you'll be my loving, doting girlfriend, Princess Mia, until my coronation next week, in exchange for cold hard cash.

00:28:11And after that, you'll never ever have to speak with me again.

00:28:13We have ourselves a deal.

00:28:17Deal.

00:28:18But no more hooking up, or anything like that.

00:28:21This is strictly business now.

00:28:24Trust me, that won't be a promise.

00:28:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:28:56What are you reading for?

00:29:09For fun?

00:29:10You wouldn't have no fun if it'd beat you in the ass.

00:29:13Says the guy that has to pay a girl to hang out with him.

00:29:16All right.

00:29:17All right.

00:29:17Enough foreplay.

00:29:19We have a lot of work to do.

00:29:20Your performance last night left much to be desired.

00:29:24Got a lot of work to turn you into a proper princess.

00:29:27It's not my fault that you lied about who I really am.

00:29:29True.

00:29:30But if you want a dime of that money that I promised you, you'll make it your mission to become Princess Mia.

00:29:36Fine.

00:29:37I'll do it.

00:29:39But was all this really necessary?

00:29:43I had to ensure absolute privacy.

00:29:44If this lie gets out, the Queen will delay my coronation perhaps indefinitely.

00:29:49We're not leaving this room until you're a proper princess.

00:29:52Now, let's get you royal.

00:29:55What about the Queen?

00:29:56Isn't she going to be back soon?

00:29:58She's out shopping.

00:30:00She'll be out all afternoon.

00:30:01Now, let's get to work.

00:30:14She's out shopping.

00:30:44She's out shopping.

00:31:14She's out shopping.

00:31:15She's out shopping.

00:31:16She's out shopping.

00:31:17She's out shopping.

00:31:18She's out shopping.

00:31:19She's out shopping.

00:31:20She's out shopping.

00:31:21I'm exhausted.

00:31:22I'm going to go.

00:31:23Stay for that, my God.

00:31:24I insist.

00:31:29What the hell are you doing?

00:31:31You'll have to sleep over, I'm afraid.

00:31:33They'll keep the appearance that we're a real couple.

00:31:36Who cares?

00:31:37The press isn't here.

00:31:38The helper's watching my every move.

00:31:39Oh, my God.

00:31:40What have they seen?

00:31:42How do you live like this?

00:31:44That's all I know.

00:31:45Oh, my God.

00:31:46I would feel sorry for you if you weren't such an asshole.

00:31:48Thanks, baby.

00:31:49So you'll sleep with me.

00:31:50I mean, you'll sleep over.

00:31:51Yes, but I'm not happy about it.

00:31:52I'm going to have a shower.

00:31:53No peeking.

00:31:54In your dreams.

00:31:55No peeking.

00:31:56In your dreams.

00:32:24...

00:32:25You're breathing.

00:32:26I don't know.

00:32:27Listen to your dreams.

00:32:28You're breathing to come and stay.

00:32:37You're breathing to come and stay.

00:32:39I love you.

00:33:39You sure you're okay down there?

00:33:56Oh, you're worried about me.

00:33:58I'm not.

00:33:58I mean, I don't care.

00:34:00I just can't hear you complain all night.

00:34:03I'm fine.

00:34:04Thanks.

00:34:09Just come sleep in the bed.

00:34:15Will you insist?

00:34:27Better not try anything.

00:34:29In your dreams, princess.

00:34:31I can't wait until this arrangement is over.

00:34:34Finally, we agree on something.

00:34:54I need to speak to the prince at once.

00:34:57I'm afraid he's still sleeping.

00:34:59Well, then wake him up, you fool.

00:35:01But, um, I don't think he's alone.

00:35:04Good morning, sir.

00:35:33Sorry to wake you, but the queen has asked to speak with you.

00:35:36Now.

00:35:37Of course.

00:35:37We'll get dressed.

00:35:38No.

00:35:39You.

00:35:44Practice is over.

00:35:46It's time for the real test, princess.

00:35:47Hi, Henry.

00:35:50Hello, Mia.

00:35:57Your Majesty.

00:35:59You look even more beautiful up close.

00:36:02I wanted us to have a chance to properly get to know each other.

00:36:06It's been quite whirlwind for you.

00:36:07Yes, it's been a crazy past few days.

00:36:10Well, you should be used to all this, what, with your upbringing.

00:36:13Of course.

00:36:14I was practically born in a ball gown.

00:36:17Tell me, where does your family summer?

00:36:21Uh, the pool?

00:36:24I mean, uh, Oliver.

00:36:26Paris, Italy.

00:36:28You name it, we summer there.

00:36:31Tell me more about your family's royal heritage.

00:36:34We come from a small island off the coast of Italy.

00:36:38It's gorgeous.

00:36:39You should totally come visit sometime.

00:36:41My parents made their fortune in emeralds and immigrated here.

00:36:46Diamonds.

00:36:47Excuse me?

00:36:48The prince said that your family made a fortune in diamonds.

00:36:55The prince said that your family made a fortune in diamonds.

00:37:01Right.

00:37:02Diamonds, emeralds, you name it.

00:37:04We made a fortune in it.

00:37:08Would you like some tea?

00:37:10Uh, no thank you.

00:37:12I'm trying to cut back.

00:37:13Being a princess yourself, I'm sure you've given some thought to our monarchy.

00:37:23After all, it might be you sitting up there ruling with the prince someday.

00:37:27You're right.

00:37:29Uh, I mean, yeah, right.

00:37:32Not a fan of our monarchy, are you?

00:37:36Honestly?

00:37:38Please.

00:37:40Not really.

00:37:40At least, I'm not a fan of the way the monarchy has been doing things for the past 500 years.

00:37:47I believe the point of the crown is to serve the people.

00:37:50To do good.

00:37:52My dear, the point of the crown is to uphold tradition and to give the people something to aspire to.

00:38:00With all due respect, I think that way of thinking is of the past.

00:38:05I'm more about the future.

00:38:07But if I have anything to say about it...

00:38:10How are my two favorite ladies?

00:38:14Ah, Mia, would you give me a moment to have a word with my son in private?

00:38:20No problem.

00:38:21I have to pee anyway.

00:38:23There is absolutely no way you can be with that girl.

00:38:31There is absolutely no way you can be with that girl.

00:38:35Why not?

00:38:36She is not properly trained.

00:38:38What, is she a horse?

00:38:40I thought you wanted me to have a girlfriend.

00:38:41I do.

00:38:42But a more suitable match.

00:38:44But I...

00:38:45The press love her.

00:38:47There's something off about her.

00:38:49So she's a little different, but the status quo is boring.

00:38:51Not boring.

00:38:52Not boring.

00:38:54Classic.

00:38:55You need to be with someone who will ensure that our traditions outlive us all.

00:39:00You married into this family.

00:39:02They're not even your traditions.

00:39:03Like hell they're not.

00:39:04If it weren't for me, this palace would be in shambles.

00:39:07I promised your father on his deathbed that I would uphold the crown and make sure to keep you in line.

00:39:15It is of the utmost importance that you make a suitable match.

00:39:19You need to be with someone educated and refined.

00:39:24Someone like Courtney.

00:39:25Mia's special.

00:39:27Like, you just have to get to know the way that I have.

00:39:30I promise, she's mesmerizing.

00:39:32Declan, it's only a matter of time before everyone knows the truth.

00:39:37Mia is not queen material.

00:39:45Mia!

00:39:47Mia!

00:39:53Mia, please, wait!

00:39:54Just leave me alone.

00:39:55I'm sorry.

00:39:57The queen can be harsh, but she means well.

00:39:59I cannot believe you're defending her.

00:40:01I'm truly sorry.

00:40:02It killed me to have a talk about you like that.

00:40:04I wanted to know you.

00:40:05The real you.

00:40:07Because you're amazing.

00:40:08I don't care.

00:40:09I'm just here for the money, remember?

00:40:11This is all fake.

00:40:12Is this all what we did as a paycheck to?

00:40:13Yep.

00:40:14You don't mean that.

00:40:15Come on, Mia.

00:40:16Give us a smile.

00:40:17Don't tell me what I mean.

00:40:18Yeah, smile for me, dude.

00:40:20Mia.

00:40:21I'm really starting to like you.

00:40:23For real.

00:40:24Give me a break.

00:40:26I am just another one of your shiny new toys.

00:40:28You'll be bored of me in no time and back to your drawer full of condo.

00:40:31Mia, Mia, Mia.

00:40:32Will you all ship?

00:40:33Leave me alone.

00:40:35Mia, come on.

00:40:35We just want one phone.

00:40:36Hey.

00:40:37Oh.

00:40:39Not again.

00:40:40Are you okay?

00:40:42I am now.

00:40:44Of course.

00:40:48Cops?

00:40:48If this gets out, I'm finished.

00:40:51We need to get out of here.

00:40:52Somewhere normal can find us.

00:40:53Somewhere off green.

00:40:55I know the perfect place.

00:40:56Come with me.

00:40:56Okay.

00:41:06Well, well, well.

00:41:07There's a sight for sore eyes.

00:41:10Oh, hey, Daddy.

00:41:12And who do we have here?

00:41:14This is just a friend.

00:41:16Hello, sir.

00:41:17I'm Dackley.

00:41:18Mia's boyfriend.

00:41:19Oh, Mia.

00:41:20You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend.

00:41:23Yep.

00:41:23He's my boyfriend.

00:41:26We're super in love.

00:41:28It's nice to meet you, sir.

00:41:31Who are you calling, sir?

00:41:33Call me Charlie.

00:41:35Welcome, son.

00:41:40Let me know if there's anything I do to help.

00:41:43Dackley, it's okay.

00:41:44Sure, sure.

00:41:46The cows aren't going to milk themselves.

00:41:48We don't have cows.

00:41:50Come on.

00:41:51Let's do it.

00:41:53Okay.

00:42:18Oh, you guys did a good job at it.

00:42:31This is delicious.

00:42:32Thank you so much, sir.

00:42:34It's my pleasure.

00:42:36It's been a long time since me

00:42:38had brought a boy home.

00:42:39A real long time.

00:42:40And a prince at that.

00:42:42Well, look, I'm just happy that you're out.

00:42:46And if your mother were here,

00:42:47she would be happy too.

00:42:50So thank you for loving her.

00:42:54You're welcome.

00:42:55Mia's easy to love.

00:42:57It's so nice to have you home.

00:43:00Well, I still have a home.

00:43:02Look, I'm sure Mia already told you

00:43:05we're going to lose the farm.

00:43:07I can't afford the mortgage anymore.

00:43:13Mia never said anything.

00:43:17I have enough of the depressing vibes.

00:43:25You're welcome.

00:43:27Come with me.

00:43:29Yeah.

00:43:30Hey, remember, in my house,

00:43:37you're still a virgin.

00:43:44I can't believe you grew up out here.

00:43:46Is this your idea of fun?

00:43:55Playing dress up in your dad's old clothing?

00:43:57Hey, when you're in the country,

00:44:00you'll have to get creative.

00:44:06Have a look.

00:44:07Like the opposite of a prince.

00:44:16Perfect.

00:44:18Well,

00:44:20why didn't you say anything about

00:44:24your dad being hurt?

00:44:27Kind of a heavy story.

00:44:31I can do heavy.

00:44:31I can't believe you're in the place.

00:44:40When I was really little,

00:44:41I got sick.

00:44:43Pneumonia.

00:44:45And I was

00:44:46in and out of the hospital.

00:44:49Medical bills were really high.

00:44:52My dad was working around the clock

00:44:53trying to make as much money as possible.

00:44:56I was exhausted,

00:44:58barely sleeping,

00:44:59and there was an accident.

00:45:00He was exhausted,

00:45:04barely sleeping,

00:45:05and there was an accident.

00:45:08Fell off of his tractor,

00:45:09and it ran him over.

00:45:13Nearly snapped his spine in half.

00:45:16I mean,

00:45:16it was just really hard for him

00:45:17to do work around the farm.

00:45:20It was really stressful

00:45:21on my mom.

00:45:23She's doing everything.

00:45:27And I think it broke her.

00:45:30one day she went

00:45:34to go get groceries

00:45:35and

00:45:36never came back.

00:45:41Oh, Mia.

00:45:42I know I was just a kid,

00:45:43and I know it wasn't my fault,

00:45:45but

00:45:45I just think that deep down,

00:45:50I think that everything

00:45:50bad that happens

00:45:52is because of me.

00:45:53I totally get it.

00:45:54You do?

00:45:57Yeah.

00:45:59My real mom

00:45:59died when I was little.

00:46:02She was in a car accident

00:46:03on her way to go

00:46:04and watch me at swim practice.

00:46:08I hate swimming to this day.

00:46:12That's awful.

00:46:12I'm so sorry.

00:46:16Thanks.

00:46:19You know,

00:46:19when people say that,

00:46:20I usually feel their pity,

00:46:21but with you,

00:46:22you know,

00:46:22it feels different.

00:46:28Knowing we share the same pain,

00:46:29it helps ease it a little.

00:46:33So,

00:46:33thank you.

00:46:45Can I show you something?

00:46:52Not bad.

00:46:57Ready to swim again?

00:46:59Make some new memories?

00:47:03Not quite ready yet.

00:47:06That's okay.

00:47:08We can just look at it for now.

00:47:10Baby steps.

00:47:13Thanks.

00:47:17Hmm.

00:47:22So,

00:47:47are you excited about your coronation?

00:47:48Yeah.

00:47:51Of course.

00:47:54You don't sound very excited.

00:47:58I'm pretty nervous

00:47:59to be on King.

00:48:01I mean,

00:48:01I'm going to be leading

00:48:02an entire nation.

00:48:04And I've got so many plans

00:48:05of where to take our country,

00:48:06but nobody takes me seriously.

00:48:09Just,

00:48:09they think I'm a silly potty boy.

00:48:12What are your ideas?

00:48:14The dumb,

00:48:15forget it.

00:48:16How can you be

00:48:17the judge of that?

00:48:18Okay.

00:48:22I'm very passionate

00:48:23about the environment.

00:48:25I love finding

00:48:26alternative forms of energy.

00:48:28In my country,

00:48:28there's some of the most

00:48:29intense winds in the world.

00:48:32And there are these

00:48:32wind turbines

00:48:33that are

00:48:35state-of-the-art

00:48:36and they can harness

00:48:37that energy.

00:48:39They can convert

00:48:39for cars,

00:48:41planes,

00:48:42buildings,

00:48:42homes,

00:48:43you name it.

00:48:44and they can't

00:48:45do it.

00:48:46Wow,

00:48:46that's actually

00:48:47a really good idea.

00:48:49Really?

00:48:50Yeah,

00:48:51you're really smart.

00:48:52Why are you such a fuck-up?

00:48:55Well,

00:48:58when my father

00:48:59passed away,

00:48:59it was just,

00:49:01it was a lot.

00:49:04It was a bit too much,

00:49:06in fact.

00:49:06so,

00:49:07I just numb out.

00:49:09I party.

00:49:12Yeah,

00:49:12I relate.

00:49:14Yeah,

00:49:15right,

00:49:15Miss Perfect.

00:49:16Me?

00:49:17I didn't even

00:49:19finish college.

00:49:20Why not?

00:49:23Let's just talk

00:49:24about something else.

00:49:25Come on,

00:49:26I just poured my heart.

00:49:28The least you can do

00:49:29is return the favor.

00:49:32Fine.

00:49:34So,

00:49:35I went to a very

00:49:35fancy school.

00:49:37I was a scholarship

00:49:38student,

00:49:39of course,

00:49:40so I felt

00:49:40out of place

00:49:42already,

00:49:43insecure.

00:49:44but I met

00:49:47this boy.

00:49:50And I fell

00:49:51so madly,

00:49:54hopelessly

00:49:55in love.

00:49:57It was the most

00:49:58amazing feeling

00:49:59in the world.

00:50:01It felt like

00:50:02I was flying.

00:50:06And then I walked

00:50:07in on him

00:50:07cheating on me

00:50:08with someone else.

00:50:13It wasn't,

00:50:14it wasn't just

00:50:14someone else.

00:50:15It was

00:50:15the prettiest,

00:50:17richest,

00:50:18most popular

00:50:19girl in school.

00:50:23I spiraled.

00:50:28I couldn't sleep

00:50:30while I'm alone

00:50:30studying.

00:50:31I ended up

00:50:33dropping out

00:50:33of college.

00:50:34I just think

00:50:37that

00:50:37getting cheated

00:50:40on was

00:50:41confirmation

00:50:45of my deepest

00:50:47fear

00:50:48that I'm not

00:50:49good enough.

00:50:51Well,

00:50:51the Mia that I know

00:50:52is more than enough.

00:50:55She's likable,

00:50:57even lovable.

00:50:59she's amazing.

00:51:13What about the rules?

00:51:17Screw the rules.

00:51:18She's not

00:51:24allowed to do

00:51:24do

00:51:25the rules.

00:51:26She's not

00:51:27asking for

00:51:28anything,

00:51:28they're not

00:51:28going to be

00:51:29off.

00:51:29She's not

00:51:29going to be

00:51:30out of the

00:51:31office.

00:51:32She's not

00:51:32going to see

00:51:33the rules,

00:51:33and it's

00:51:34going to be

00:51:35the congressman.

00:51:35She's not

00:51:36going to be

00:51:36up.

00:51:37The

00:51:38팬

00:51:39is

00:51:40not

00:51:42going to be

00:51:42up.

00:51:44.

00:52:14I can't believe the prince is dating Mia and he hasn't seen through her lies yet.

00:52:29What do you mean?

00:52:30Well, I know where they are. Obviously they're hiding at Mia's farm.

00:52:35Farm? I thought Mia was a princess.

00:52:39Mia! I can assure you she is the furthest thing from a princess.

00:52:46Tell me everything.

00:53:09It's not a good time.

00:53:18I'm afraid I have some terrible news.

00:53:21Whatever it is, it's got to wait.

00:53:23It's the queen. She's had a stroke.

00:53:26I'm sorry. I came as soon as I heard.

00:53:41After being M.I.A. for a week or so doing God knows what with that girlfriend of yours.

00:53:48Please stay calm. The doctor said you need to minimize stress.

00:53:52How am I supposed to stay calm when your little girlfriend has made a fool of us all?

00:53:57Turns out everyone's favorite new princess is a total fraud.

00:54:03She's a poor farmer's daughter. Certainly the furthest thing from a princess.

00:54:08She works in a library. And her sister is a waitress.

00:54:15Mia claims her charmed family made a fortune in the diamond industry.

00:54:19But that couldn't be further from the truth.

00:54:21In fact, she comes from a very broken home.

00:54:25Her father was in a nearly fatal tractor accident when she was young.

00:54:30And her mom took off for groceries one day and never came home.

00:54:34Poor prince got played.

00:54:37Oh my god.

00:54:39The last thing we need is for our name to be associated with a tractor.

00:54:43How did this information get out?

00:54:45Who cares? The point is that Mia is a liar and has made a fool of us all.

00:54:49I only wish that I had found out sooner.

00:54:51No, this is all my fault. I'm the one who lied about Mia being a princess.

00:54:55The details don't matter. Everything has gone to shit since that girl came into your life.

00:54:59I need to find Mia.

00:55:01Forget Mia. We have much more important things to discuss.

00:55:03No, nothing's more important than Mia.

00:55:06Where are you going? Come back here.

00:55:08Don't you dare. If you take another step, I...

00:55:11Should I call a doctor?

00:55:13No, you fool. There's nothing wrong with me.

00:55:18You're going to take Mia down.

00:55:22For good.

00:55:33What are you doing here?

00:55:34I need to talk to you.

00:55:48I'm done.

00:55:49Talking.

00:55:50Just...

00:55:51Go.

00:55:52Just please listen to me. I'm sorry about that stupid article.

00:55:54You're sorry.

00:55:55A sorry excuse for a human being.

00:55:56You don't mean that. You're not thinking clearly.

00:55:57Please just go.

00:55:58No, I need you to know the truth.

00:55:59Why? Why is it so important? Why do you care?

00:56:00Because I like you, Mia.

00:56:01I really fucking do.

00:56:02Why?

00:56:03I like you.

00:56:04I like you.

00:56:05I really fucking do.

00:56:06Why?

00:56:07Why is it so important?

00:56:08Why do you care?

00:56:10Because I like you, Mia.

00:56:11Sorry excuse for a human being. You don't mean that. You're not thinking clearly

00:56:17Please just go. No, I need you to know the truth

00:56:22Why why is it so important? Why do you care?

00:56:26Because I like you Mia

00:56:29I really fucking do

00:56:32Listen, I feel terrible about that article. I had nothing to do with it. I promise the press are like vultures

00:56:39What about all of the personal information? My dad's accident? My mom leaving?

00:56:45You are the only person I told. What was this some plan?

00:56:50To leak my personal trauma to the press to make yourself look better?

00:56:54Is this what kind of sick game are you playing?

00:56:57Do you really think I'm that cruel? Jesus Mia after everything we've been through. How could you think so little of me?

00:57:03It's one thing for them to attack me

00:57:07They attacked my family

00:57:09They didn't ask for any of this. Mia, I love your family. I would never betray them. I knew I was right about you

00:57:15You're no king. You're just a spoiled little prince. I knew this was too good to be true. I

00:57:20Don't know why I was so stupid. I can't believe you don't trust me

00:57:24How can I trust you when our entire relationship is built on life?

00:57:27We are so much more than a lie and you know that I can't do this anymore

00:57:32I'm sorry

00:57:34I'm done. We're done. Mia, forget the agreement. I need you in my life

00:57:41I need you in my life

00:57:42Declan, stop. This is pathetic

00:57:45Whatever this is, it's over

00:57:49You're breaking up with me? We weren't even together Mia

00:57:52I'm ending our agreement. Your services are no longer required

00:57:56We didn't even make it to the core nation

00:57:58Your payment will be voided

00:58:00I don't care about the money

00:58:02That'll be a first

00:58:03Goodbye forever

00:58:04Forever can't come soon enough

00:58:34Declan

00:58:38Declan

00:58:39I have just the thing to cheer you up

00:58:45Good morning, Your Royal Highness

00:58:48Hi, Courtney

00:58:50Declan, help your lovely date to her seat

00:58:53Call the press

00:58:54The hottest new couple in town is going to make their debut tonight

00:59:04I smell a press release

00:59:06I smell a press release

00:59:08What a beautiful day

00:59:21You gotta love this city

00:59:27Okay, what's going on?

00:59:29You hate New York City

00:59:31I can never get you to come visit me

00:59:33I just wanted to tell you the good news in person

00:59:36What news?

00:59:38We're not going to lose the farm

00:59:40My God

00:59:41That's amazing

00:59:42What happened?

00:59:43Thank you

00:59:44Your prints happened

00:59:46What, huh?

00:59:47Yeah, yeah, when you guys came to visit me

00:59:49And he heard about our troubles

00:59:51He immediately gave me the money

00:59:53Enough to cover the mortgage and more

00:59:56He didn't want me to tell you

00:59:58Because he didn't want it to seem like we were some kind of charity case

01:00:03But I can't keep a secret

01:00:04He's a good man you got there

01:00:10The nicest thing anybody's ever done for me

01:00:13Hmm

01:00:15Well, honey, that's love

01:00:18Oh, no

01:00:21I messed everything up, it's too late

01:00:24It's never too late for true love

01:00:27True love

01:00:28Oh, my God

01:00:31I gotta go

01:00:33Where are you going?

01:00:34To kiss the prince

01:00:37Thanks, Daddy

01:00:38Hi, Daddy

01:00:39Hi, on the radio

01:00:41It's you

01:00:50Hello again, Mia

01:00:54It's you. Hello again, Mia. Oh my god. I'm so stupid.

01:01:12Mia, wait. Stop. I promise you nothing was happening. The Queen's forced me to be with

01:01:20her and I've never been more miserable. I can't believe this is happening again.

01:01:25Again? Courtney is the girl that my boyfriend cheated on me with in college. She destroyed my life.

01:01:33It wasn't just someone else. It was the prettiest, richest, most popular girl in school.

01:01:41Oh, I'm... I won't let this happen. No, no, Mia. She means nothing to me.

01:01:47You broke my heart, Your Majesty.

01:02:00Fuck.

01:02:05Mia, wait!

01:02:09It's not what it seems, Mia.

01:02:12Ah, you again!

01:02:16Jacqueline!

01:02:25Are you okay?

01:02:27Me? You're the one that just got attacked by the paps.

01:02:30I had to get your attention somehow.

01:02:32Mission accomplished.

01:02:34I'm sorry about Courtney.

01:02:36It all makes sense.

01:02:38Courtney is the one that leaked my family's secrets to the press.

01:02:41I'm sorry. I didn't believe you.

01:02:43All I ever want is for you to be happy.

01:02:47Why do you care so much?

01:02:49Because I love you, Mia.

01:02:51You're going to be happy.

01:02:52You're going to be happy.

01:02:53You're going to be happy.

01:02:54You're going to be happy.

01:02:55You're going to be happy.

01:02:56I love you, too.

01:02:57I'm feeling better already.

01:03:00What about our agreement?

01:03:04I love you, too.

01:03:13I'm feeling better already.

01:03:15Yeah.

01:03:19What about our agreement?

01:03:21Forget about the agreement.

01:03:23Be with me for real.

01:03:25Okay.

01:03:28Be together for real.

01:03:30Alright.

01:03:34Let's go.

01:04:04The doctor.

01:04:06You got your test results back and you're going to be just fine.

01:04:09Great.

01:04:11Now, can you please go take a break?

01:04:13You haven't slept a wink or eaten a thing since we got back from the hospital.

01:04:17No, I'm never leaving your side again.

01:04:20Mia, please.

01:04:21Take care of yourself.

01:04:22At least go to the bathroom.

01:04:28I promise I'll be here when you get back.

01:04:33Fine.

01:04:34I'll be right back.

01:04:38Love you.

01:04:40I like the sound of that.

01:04:41What the hell is she doing here?

01:04:53I thought we got rid of her good.

01:04:55Apparently not.

01:04:57Your plan backfired.

01:04:58Now they're more in love than ever before.

01:05:00What are we going to do?

01:05:04I have a plan.

01:05:06I'm going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never, ever return.

01:05:12I'm going to need your help.

01:05:13What are you doing here, Courtney?

01:05:37I have something that might be of interest to you.

01:05:39Nothing you have to say is interesting to me.

01:05:41I have a plan.

01:05:50I'm going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never, ever return.

01:05:55You deserve to know the truth about the Queen, Mia.

01:05:58She wants to destroy you.

01:06:01Now you have proof.

01:06:08But I'm confused.

01:06:10Why are you helping me?

01:06:11We hate each other, remember?

01:06:14This is so much bigger than all the past drama.

01:06:18As much as I want to be with the Prince, I can see how much he truly loves you.

01:06:21I don't want to be in the way of true love.

01:06:25You're the real princess, Mia.

01:06:27I guess I am, aren't I?

01:06:32And for what it's worth, I'm really sorry for everything that happened in college.

01:06:40To be honest, I was always a little jealous of you back in the day.

01:06:44You were always so different and interesting.

01:06:48I wish we could have been friends.

01:06:52Well, if you want to be friends, then just maybe stop hooking up with my boyfriends and

01:06:59just need a coffee.

01:07:01Deal.

01:07:14Come here.

01:07:17If I'm going to take on the Queen, I'm going to need it.

01:07:26Oh.

01:07:31Are you comfortable, my darling?

01:07:51Would you like another pillow?

01:07:54Where did Mia go?

01:07:55She said she was just going to the bathroom.

01:07:57I'm sorry, but she left hours ago.

01:08:01Did she say where she's going or when she's coming back?

01:08:06She told me to tell you that she just doesn't want to be with you anymore.

01:08:12It's over.

01:08:14I'm sorry, son.

01:08:16I don't understand.

01:08:18She just told me she loved me.

01:08:20You just can't trust a girl like that.

01:08:23She dumped you days before the most important moment of your life, your coronation.

01:08:28Now you don't even have a date.

01:08:31But not to worry, I have just the girl for you.

01:08:35I will alert the press tomorrow that you are no longer with Mia and will be taking Courtney

01:08:40to the coronation.

01:08:42You and the prince can no longer be together.

01:09:07Screw you whoever you are.

01:09:14I love him and nothing can stop me.

01:09:16You better stay away from him or else.

01:09:23Henry?

01:09:28Henry you have to let me go.

01:09:34please i'm begging you i'm sorry i wish i could ma'am but i have direct orders from the queen

01:09:42to hold you hostage until you agree to never see the prince again i i can't believe she made you

01:09:48kidnap me yourself she couldn't like hire out for that she's trying to keep costs down lately

01:09:55it's not a money thing she doesn't respect you henry she doesn't need to i'm just the help

01:10:01you're her secret weapon you keep this whole ship running you're incredible henry

01:10:05i am it's time for the queen's reign to end i'm gonna take her down please help me

01:10:16i'm sorry i i can't betray her she's family but how is that possible

01:10:24the queen is my aunt she hired me when she married the king and became a royal

01:10:31but the queen grew up very poor in the countryside her parents were farmers just like you in fact

01:10:39so the queen hates me because she is me it's all quite poetic

01:10:46you have to do the right thing henry you won't regret it i promise

01:10:58declin are you excited for your coronation

01:11:06very much so yes what have you enjoyed most about your time in america

01:11:10the countryside farm life steel lake the full moon the prince will take one more question

01:11:20with the lucky lady you're going to be taking to your coronation

01:11:25mia where have you been

01:11:30it's a long story it involved getting kidnapped by your stepmom

01:11:39what she's behind everything declin i can prove it

01:11:44don't listen to her she's crazy oh you don't have to listen to me

01:11:49listen to yourself

01:11:50i have a plan going to send mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never ever return

01:11:58declin i only want what's best for you

01:12:00no you only want what's best for yourself

01:12:02your evil antics won't work anymore

01:12:06you're done you're banished

01:12:08you can't do that like hell i can't i'm gonna be assuming my rightful place is king

01:12:14tomorrow during the coronation just as my father intended

01:12:17what will i do without my title come nothing

01:12:21i finally understand why you hate me so much

01:12:24you grow up poor just like me you're so afraid to lose your power but power comes from within

01:12:32it's about loving someone and letting someone love you

01:12:37true power it can't be bought it's priceless

01:12:40there's a new queen in town

01:12:44well congrats to the happy couple

01:12:55courtney i hope that your father was still considered granting the palace alone

01:12:59sorry my father doesn't do charity

01:13:02courtney wait

01:13:04declin has some amazing ideas for his reign as king

01:13:07i do i do i would love to share them with you and your father

01:13:13i really should be going two minutes

01:13:18just two minutes

01:13:20i'll give you one

01:13:23one

01:13:27well i'm very passionate about the environment

01:13:29i believe environmental activism is actually quite profitable

01:13:32i want to invest in alternative energies

01:13:36for example i recently discovered this new state-of-the-art wind turbine that is more efficient than most fossil fuels

01:13:42my first order of business will be to erect these turbines

01:13:45all over the country

01:13:47we'll do good for our planet and also make a boatload of money doing it

01:13:50now that is something we would definitely be interested in investing in

01:14:05thank you

01:14:06henry you idiot bring my car around

01:14:09i'm afraid i must attend to my new boss

01:14:12the king

01:14:13what am i supposed to do

01:14:16have you tried the subway

01:14:23everyone has come out to celebrate our new king

01:14:26sir declan

01:14:27long live the king

01:14:29the king is in great spirits

01:14:31all thanks to the lovely lady on his arm

01:14:35mia

01:14:36you look perfect

01:14:38well

01:14:39it's not my reindeer costume but it'll do

01:14:41oh my god

01:14:46mia

01:14:47will you do me and the entire kingdom

01:14:49the honor

01:14:50of being our queen

01:14:51yes

01:14:53yes

01:14:54yes

01:14:54of course

01:14:55yes

01:14:56oh

01:14:58oh

01:14:58Kurt and I fell in love when we were 17.

01:15:23We're sneaking off to a cabin this weekend to celebrate our anniversary.

01:15:27Chloe!

01:15:27Have you guys seen Kurt?

01:15:29Kurt baby?

01:15:30Kurt baby?

01:15:32I can't believe this.

01:15:34I didn't know you were gonna be here tonight.

01:15:36Happy anniversary.

01:15:38You've been to the cabin for the weekend, so we're here to bring you up there.

01:15:42You know guys, there's one thing you didn't think about when you kidnapped me.

01:15:45There's only one bed in this cabin.

01:15:47This is an all-out war for Chloe's heart.

01:15:49Game on.

01:15:50You really think about me like that?

01:15:52Chloe, you are all I think about.

01:15:54What's one of the ways you guys are planning to spoil me this weekend?

01:15:57We would do anything for you.

01:16:00Me?

01:16:01And I swear to you, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you laugh like that.

01:16:05But I want you to choose me.

01:16:07Chloe, if you're choosing him over me, I need to know right now.

01:16:10Okay, I can't stand it.

01:16:11Jack, you need to relax.

01:16:12Relax?

01:16:13The woman I love is slipping through my fingers!

01:16:15You think you're the only one that loves her?

01:16:17Y-you love me?

01:16:19Looks like we're gonna be here a little longer than two nights if it keeps coming down like...

01:16:24What was that?

01:16:25Storm knocked a little power out.

01:16:26He too.

01:16:27You are worth fighting for.

01:16:29Even if it means fighting with my best friend in the whole world.

01:16:33This weekend has meant everything to me.

01:16:35Let's make a deal then, baby girl.

01:16:37Or one more night.

01:16:38You don't have to choose.

01:16:40Will you be here in the morning, just as the sun is rising?

01:16:48How many people can say they're half of the perfect couple?

01:16:51Feel so good when you're next to me.

01:16:54Kurt and I fell in love when we were 17.

01:16:57He was the captain of the soccer team, and I never thought he would notice me, but...

01:17:03Will you be my everything?

01:17:06Suddenly, we're soulmates.

01:17:08We came to college together, where he met Jack on the soccer team and Emmet in business classes.

01:17:17But even with these two in his life, he always made time to surprise me.

01:17:22And I got two new guy friends in my life as a bonus.

01:17:25Overprotective, sure, but always looking out for my best interests.

01:17:31It's been five years since our first kiss.

01:17:34We're sneaking off to a cabin this weekend to celebrate our anniversary.

01:17:39And I'm pretty sure this is it.

01:17:42He's going to propose we get married after graduation.

01:17:46He's the woman I wanted to see.

01:18:01Chloe!

01:18:02Hey, beautiful.

01:18:03Hey!

01:18:04Let me go get you a drink.

01:18:05You shouldn't have to push your way through a crowd.

01:18:07Oh!

01:18:08Watch where the fuck you're going, buddy.

01:18:09You almost ran right into her.

01:18:10These people are animals, huh?

01:18:11Okay.

01:18:12You look stunning.

01:18:14So, have you guys seen her?

01:18:15I haven't, no, but didn't know you were going to make it in Pierce.

01:18:16Yeah, you had that huge mouthpiece.

01:18:17Okay.

01:18:18I don't know.

01:18:19No, no, no, no.

01:18:20That's why I had to be so close to me.

01:18:21I haven't really seen her.

01:18:22I haven't.

01:18:23No, I haven't.

01:18:24I haven't.

01:18:25I didn't know you were going to make it in Pierce.

01:18:26Okay, you look stunning.

01:18:34So, have you guys seen Kurt?

01:18:36I haven't, no, but didn't know you were going to make an appearance.

01:18:39Yeah, I thought you had that huge midterm you had to finish your British life.

01:18:42Yeah, I actually finished it early. Plus, Kurt surprised me with a bottle of champagne and cookies at my doorstep.

01:18:49I thought maybe it was my turn to surprise him back.

01:18:52Well, we didn't see him in a hot minute, but knowing Kurt, he's probably hiding in some dark corners somewhere.

01:18:58Okay, I'll do a lap. Thanks, guys.

01:19:06Kurt, baby?

01:19:09Kurt, baby?

01:19:22He always did like surprises.

01:19:25Chloe.

01:19:26I can't believe this.

01:19:28Chloe.

01:19:29I have to go.

01:19:30Chloe, wait.

01:19:31Shit.

01:19:32Hey, Chloe, stop.

01:19:34Chloe, wait.

01:19:36Hey, Chloe.

01:19:40I didn't know you were going to be here tonight.

01:19:42Oh, so that makes it okay?

01:19:43Well, you don't need to be such a fucking bitch about it.

01:19:46I'm the bitch?

01:19:47After catching you ready to fuck some other girl?

01:19:50What, is this some sort of fucking shock to you?

01:19:52I didn't want you to follow me to college like some dumb dog I can't get rid of, okay?

01:19:56I never asked for any of this in the first place.

01:19:58You can't fucking talk to her like that.

01:20:00Fuck off.

01:20:01Happy anniversary.

01:20:05Whoa, sweetheart. Hey, what's wrong?

01:20:07What's going on?

01:20:08It's Kurt.

01:20:10I have to go.

01:20:12Chloe.

01:20:16How can you fucking cheat on Chloe like that, huh?

01:20:18What the fuck are you doing?

01:20:19Get off of me.

01:20:20Kurt.

01:20:21You cheat on Chloe?

01:20:22You son of a bitch.

01:20:31Chloe, you've got visitors.

01:20:32Good news.

01:20:33It's not Kurt.

01:20:35Knock, knock.

01:20:36Hey, beautiful.

01:20:38Jack?

01:20:39Emmett?

01:20:41What are you-

01:20:42We decided what you mean most right now

01:20:44is to be kidnapped.

01:20:46You know you rented the cabin for the weekend,

01:20:48so we're here to bring you up there.

01:20:50You deserve to get your vacation.

01:20:52But you guys are his best friends.

01:20:54You really think we want to still be friends with him after what he did to you?

01:20:57Not a chance, sweetheart.

01:20:59We hate seeing you like this.

01:21:00It's breaking our hearts.

01:21:02I don't know, guys.

01:21:03That's very sweet of you, but I'm just not really on a vacation then.

01:21:07Oh, come on, Chloe.

01:21:08We'll go on some hikes.

01:21:09We'll play some games.

01:21:10We'll cook.

01:21:11We'll get drunk.

01:21:13And most importantly,

01:21:14we'll get your mind off this shit show.

01:21:18You guys,

01:21:20I thought I was going to marry him.

01:21:22I just had my heart shattered.

01:21:26Well, let me help you mend it.

01:21:28And when Emmett inevitably doesn't,

01:21:31I will be there to actually put you back together.

01:21:33The point is, we're not taking no for an answer.

01:21:37Yeah.

01:21:38We will bring you out to the car,

01:21:40holding you if we have to.

01:21:42Come on, you're coming with us.

01:21:43The only choice you have in the matter is what clothes you get to bring.

01:21:47Personally, I think you look great in red.

01:21:50I'm just an idiot.

01:21:51I know you look amazing and everything.

01:21:53So, what do you say?

01:21:55Want to splash some water in your face and have the best weekend of your life with me?

01:21:59I guess Jack will be there too.

01:22:01Haha, very funny.

01:22:02So, are we carrying you out of here?

01:22:04Or are you going to walk out of here yourself, baby girl?

01:22:11Whenever I'm in love, yeah, I'm all in it.

01:22:14I haven't felt this way in a half minute.

01:22:17Everyone before you is now with it.

01:22:19I like the way you move, yeah, you feel different.

01:22:22I just want to tell you what's on my mind.

01:22:24The other ones are for you when I'm surprised.

01:22:27Setting you down now, beautiful?

01:22:29I said I could walk.

01:22:31And I said I would take every opportunity to have you in my arms.

01:22:35Hey, this place is nice.

01:22:36Hot Cart was going to propose to meet here.

01:22:41I figured we'd have the pictures for the rest of our lives.

01:22:45Sorry.

01:22:47Sorry, I'm sorry.

01:22:49Hey, it's okay sweetheart.

01:22:51You had a really shitty week.

01:22:53I think I might have something that will help with that.

01:22:55How about we pop this bad boy open and cheers to a lovely weekend.

01:23:01I do love champagne.

01:23:02I know you do.

01:23:04Really? Did I tell you that?

01:23:06I think just once, but I remembered.

01:23:10Besides, I gotta be honest, I snagged this one from your own kitchen.

01:23:14How did you know she even had it?

01:23:15Well, because I'm actually the one who left it for you.

01:23:22I knew that you were finishing up your midterms.

01:23:25I didn't want to surprise you. It was me. It wasn't Kurt.

01:23:30If we're being honest here, those peanut butter cookies were for me.

01:23:35I made them for you one time and you said that they were the best cookies you've ever had.

01:23:39You guys did that for me? Why?

01:23:42Well, I mean, I can't speak for Jack, but I knew that Kurt would forget how much that paper meant to you.

01:23:49Yeah, and I know you love surprises and didn't want Chloe to be disappointed.

01:23:54Making cookies is a little more time consuming than buying champagne.

01:23:58Okay, shut up. I mean, we both had the same thought.

01:24:00But if you want to tell us which one of the presents was better, be open to that too, baby girl.

01:24:05I can't pick. They were both so thoughtful.

01:24:10I can't believe you guys would do something like that for me when my own boyfriend didn't even remember.

01:24:15Well, hey, he's not your boyfriend anymore.

01:24:18Yeah, we are both aware that you are very, very single.

01:24:24You know, guys, there's one thing you didn't think about when you kidnapped me.

01:24:28Trust us. We thought of everything.

01:24:29We thought of everything.

01:24:30If you had thought of everything, then you would have thought about the fact that there's only one bed in this cabin.

01:24:36When I was planning a romantic getaway for Kurt, I didn't plan for guest star appearances.

01:24:40Oh, believe me. I thought about that.

01:24:42Oh, did you?

01:24:44I thought about you and me sharing that bed.

01:24:47Oh, that couch is more Jack-sized than me, bro.

01:24:50Chloe and I should be sleeping together.

01:24:52How about I just sleep on the couch?

01:24:53Absolutely not. No, this weekend is about spoiling you. That doesn't kick off with you having to sleep on a lumpy-ass couch.

01:25:00All right, then. It's settled. You and I will snuggle up in that bed.

01:25:03What the hell you are? You don't get to just call dibs like that.

01:25:07How about a compromise?

01:25:09How in the world are we supposed to share the sexiest woman in the cabin?

01:25:13I'm the only woman in this cabin. Let's just settle on taking turns. That way, each of you only get one night on the couch.

01:25:18The couch isn't what I'm worried about. It's this guy making a lump on me is what I'm worried about.

01:25:23Come on, bro. Like, you're not going to be slobbering all over her?

01:25:26Guys, guys, guys. One night keeps it fair and cuddly for everyone.

01:25:32Only problem, though, is who gets the first day.

01:25:37I think I have a way we can compete for that.

01:25:39Thank you for that.

01:25:44Yeah! Okay!

01:25:46The rules of the game are we all ask each other questions.

01:25:51If you don't want to answer a question, take a drink.

01:25:55If you drink, you lose the game.

01:25:58Okay, game on, bro.

01:26:00All right, Emmett. What is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to you?

01:26:04Oh, I, uh, I split my pants right down the ass in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.

01:26:13Oh, my God.

01:26:14Yeah, you'll have to do better than that.

01:26:16Gatchy and Kurt cheating on me.

01:26:18God, that's a really depressing answer.

01:26:21Okay, it's my turn. Um, I need to pick me up after reliving that in my head.

01:26:26Um, what's one of the ways you guys are planning to spoil me this weekend?

01:26:30Well, I will be giving you the best massage of your entire life.

01:26:34And I will run you the best bubble bath you've ever had.

01:26:38Not to mention, I'll be cooking for you.

01:26:41I don't think I didn't see the little hot tub out back.

01:26:43We will be spending lots of time in there.

01:26:47Damn, I guess I lost.

01:26:51No worries, sweetheart. The real winner is the guy that gets to end up in bed with you first.

01:26:55Which is gonna be me.

01:26:57Shut up and ask your question.

01:26:58Alright, uh, Jack.

01:27:02Would you be willing to share your internet search history with us?

01:27:11Ha! Fuck you! I win!

01:27:14Asking a man to share his browser history is blatant cheating.

01:27:18Sorry, Jack. I'm with Emmet on this one.

01:27:19Emmet gets the first night.

01:27:21Yeah! Fine.

01:27:22Then I guess I will just get to spoil Chloe first then.

01:27:26Come on over, Chloe.

01:27:28Let's kick this weekend off with a little massage.

01:27:30This isn't over.

01:27:37It can't.

01:27:40It's a really once back rub I've ever had.

01:27:43You like that?

01:27:44Until you try my spicy veggie chili.

01:27:47Oh, chili's my favorite.

01:27:49Oh, I know.

01:27:50Are you gonna come and help me with this?

01:27:51Absolutely.

01:27:52Anything to get dinner on the table faster.

01:27:57Hold on.

01:27:58You gotta be in uniform to be in my kitchen.

01:28:00Okay?

01:28:01Mm-hmm.

01:28:02Stop it.

01:28:03You're distracting me from cutting.

01:28:04Maybe.

01:28:05I can't help myself.

01:28:07I need some music.

01:28:08Alright.

01:28:09See?

01:28:10See?

01:28:11See?

01:28:12You're distracting me from cutting.

01:28:15Maybe.

01:28:16I can't help myself.

01:28:19I need some music.

01:28:23Alright.

01:28:24See?

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