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00:00You
00:30Oh, I'm so sorry, Peter.
01:00Who's so excited about what you've got in those bin bags?
01:04My fish, that.
01:06Hence the smell.
01:07Oh, how awful.
01:11How?
01:12I don't know.
01:14Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
01:16Come on, mister.
01:26Hey, mate.
01:28Hey.
01:30Hey, you, er...
01:31You owned a building supplies place in Sheep's Garden yesterday, were you?
01:35Where?
01:36Roseville Road.
01:37God, no.
01:39Old day in office, suddenly.
01:41Oh, I could have sworn it was you.
01:43Certainly looked like a couple of traffic cops.
01:45Did you get their numbers?
01:46No.
01:48You got some big scoop?
01:50Might do, yeah.
01:51Can't say yet.
01:52There'll be a cooker if I can pull it off.
01:53Nice.
01:55Good luck.
01:57Anything I can do to help?
01:59Actually, if I wanted to check someone's criminal record, but there was nothing on file...
02:04Like who?
02:06Local businessman, for example.
02:08I'll lose my job if I did something like that.
02:10Sorry.
02:11Of course.
02:12Yeah.
02:13Oh, well.
02:14No worries.
02:15Have a good day.
02:16I'll lose my job.
02:46Miss Greenwood.
02:46Come on.
02:53Miss Greenwood.
02:57Miss Greenwood.
03:01I'm so sorry.
03:03Can you repeat that?
03:04Hope that was a nice daydream you were having.
03:07I was just asking, are you happy with the new after-school rota?
03:11Absolutely.
03:12Absolutely.
03:12What the hell was in that van?
03:16Diamonds.
03:18Diamonds?
03:18You didn't want to know, Danny.
03:19Don't give me that.
03:20Well, what?
03:20From where?
03:21South Africa, I guess.
03:22I don't know.
03:22Traffic to Eagle.
03:23Well, obviously, Danny.
03:24He's hardly likely to have declared him to customs, is he?
03:31You sold this to me as a piece of cake.
03:32We both could have been killed.
03:35My son.
03:36Could have ended up without a father.
03:37I'm sorry.
03:42We're both in one piece, aren't we?
03:43We're safe and sound now.
03:45All about CCTV, we'll be all over it.
03:47Don't worry about that.
03:48Leave that to me.
03:50The issue here, Danny, is we're in serious shit, Spencer.
03:52I don't want to hear it.
03:54Danny.
03:55Dan!
03:56I don't want to hear it.
04:26Find a point of focus.
04:48You breathe.
04:52You can leave that there.
04:53I will go to whatever class I want.
04:57Fuck all night.
05:04So, what we do is put the support bracket at the bottom here, all the way up.
05:10And away you go, up to the heavens.
05:12Is it not tricky with the turns?
05:14Oh, no, love.
05:15We do these all the time.
05:16And I've got you down for this Saturday.
05:19That's still good?
05:20Yes.
05:21I'll have you exploring upstairs before you know it.
05:25Right then.
05:26See you Saturday.
05:27Thanks very much.
05:27I'll see you then.
05:28I'll see you then.
05:39Bye.
05:40Bye.
05:42Bye.
05:51Animal minds.
05:51Animal Minds, raising awareness for the mental health of pets.
05:58We are living through an epidemic of dog depression, apparently.
06:02Wow, wow, wow. Who says local journalism is dead, huh?
06:05Yeah, all right. Don't rub it in.
06:07Well, how about a real story?
06:10Because your Dr. Watson has some brand new information.
06:14Go on.
06:14Firstly, this is Colossus Building Supplies' turnover for last year.
06:22You've seen the place. It's not that special.
06:24Bloody hell, that's huge.
06:26Wait, no, that's nothing compared to this.
06:30Apparently, our fictitious Eddie Smallwood has accounts in the Cayman Islands.
06:35Even though he's a figment of Robbie Spencer's imagination?
06:38Look at all those zeros.
06:39That would make him the richest man in Leeds if he existed.
06:42Who makes that much money on the local property and development market?
06:48Feels like the story's a whole lot bigger than a bit of council corruption.
06:51Mm-hmm.
06:51Mm-hmm.
06:52Mm-hmm.
07:03Mm-hmm.
07:07Mm-hmm.
07:20Mm-hmm.
08:20Well, I've been offered a two-bedroom suite at Fourfield Hall Spa for free.
08:25Fourfield Hall? Are you serious?
08:28What, do you fancy it?
08:29Yeah? Wow, I mean, I need to check with Pete, but I can't say why not.
08:34Great. Promise to behave myself.
08:36Don't do that.
08:38You let me know when you've spoken to him.
08:40Yeah, yeah, of course.
08:41Thanks. Great.
08:42How's it looking?
09:03See?
09:05If ain't none of the plates and we're totally unrecognisable, we're good, mate.
09:08All right, well, then that's me out.
09:11No, Danny, it doesn't work like that.
09:13I've told you we've got to go and see him.
09:14No, no.
09:14You recruited me.
09:21You deal with it.
09:24I want nothing more to do with him.
09:28Cup of awful dreck?
09:30Why not?
09:31It'll stave off the existential angst for ten minutes.
09:35Oh, you'll never guess whose place I was at last night.
09:38The front door.
09:40Oh.
09:41So, is it always just the three of them?
09:44Well, in the relationship, yeah, but, you know, you can play with others.
09:50They ever ask you?
09:51I'm quite a gel all the time.
09:54And you've never...
09:57No, have you ever?
09:59No.
10:00Why are you asking me these questions?
10:01I don't know.
10:02I guess I'm just the old funny-duddy trying to figure out how the world works these days.
10:08Mm-hmm.
10:09Well, no, I haven't, but, you know, doesn't mean I wouldn't.
10:14You only live once, right?
10:24Hi, Yvonne.
10:25How are you?
10:28Bit of a weird one with your next class.
10:30Um, literally half the class cancelled last minute.
10:33Right.
10:34Um, well, I mean, it looks like all of the school mums, so maybe there was an event or something
10:39that I missed.
10:40That makes sense.
10:42Okay.
10:44Hi, guys.
10:46Hi.
10:46So, we are a little depleted this week, but good news is that just means more one-on-one
10:53attention from me.
10:55I want to come in this time.
11:05You can't just rock up whenever you feel like it.
11:07Can't you see I'm genuine?
11:09Lena.
11:13Please.
11:15It's time I met him.
11:16Ethan?
11:38Ethan?
11:38Ethan?
11:48This is Danny.
11:53Hi.
11:55Yeah.
11:59I'm your...
12:02Dad.
12:06Ah, rude.
12:08What are you saying?
12:10I said you're always at signing.
12:12Oh.
12:14I'd like you to teach me.
12:16It's like when I'm going to start seeing you now.
12:19Would you like that?
12:21I guess.
12:23Mum says you're a policeman.
12:26That's right.
12:28Caught any evil criminals?
12:30Plenty.
12:32Cool.
12:34I was hoping you and I could go out together next time I come over.
12:40Yeah, let's just see how we're going.
12:43It's a lot for him to take in.
12:45I can't breathe, you know.
12:46Oh, there you are.
12:47Me and Miss Pinty the dinosaur are together all day.
12:57Oh, I think Miss Greenwood would like a rest now.
13:00No, not at all.
13:01All she talks about is Miss Greenwood.
13:04Obsessed, aren't you?
13:05I haven't seen you since...
13:12I just want to say how sorry I am.
13:19Right, come on.
13:20Bye Miss Greenwood.
13:21Bye.
13:27Mum!
13:28Mum!
13:29Hello.
13:30Got picked for football team.
13:31Yes, of course you did.
13:34Well done.
13:35Mum?
13:36Yeah.
13:37What's a whore?
13:39Ollie, who said that to you?
13:40Well, they didn't.
13:41Just so.
13:43Okay.
13:44Well, that's a very disrespectful word that people say about women and you're never to use it.
13:47Do you understand?
13:49Okay.
13:50It seems like a sweet kid.
13:59Danny, let's get a few things clear.
14:02If you swan in here like some kind of saviour and then just fuck off again the moment things get tough, you will destroy that boy.
14:08I'm here.
14:09Now.
14:10For God.
14:12You have my word.
14:16Fine.
14:18So tell your family.
14:21Not now.
14:22Why not?
14:27Scared she'll leave you.
14:28No, leave Becca out of here.
14:30Embarrassed because of how we met?
14:33Worried you might lose your job if your boss has found out?
14:35I need him in your life properly.
14:37He has a brother, for Christ's sake. Don't you think that they should meet?
14:43She's gonna find out anyway Danny, so just get it out in the open.
14:46I told you, I need time.
14:51Look, I gotta go, but...
14:54I'll be back next week.
14:56You take him out for a day.
14:58Okay?
15:01Okay.
15:06I mean where the hell is he picking up words like that?
15:08Oh come on, he didn't know what it meant.
15:11Yeah.
15:16Are you alright?
15:18Yeah.
15:19I'm just...
15:21fed up of well-meaning mums telling me how sorry they are.
15:25People really need to mind their own business.
15:28You might have wanted to be a mum since I was young, Vax.
15:36What if it doesn't happen?
15:39You didn't know that it worked.
15:42Did you find it easy?
15:44We weren't trying.
15:46It just sort of happened.
15:48I mean we weren't exactly being careful.
15:50You must have been open to the possibility then.
15:53Well it's more that we were young and reckless.
15:59Well it all worked out okay.
16:02Yeah.
16:04I mean this isn't necessarily the life that I would have chosen.
16:10What do you mean?
16:13Well there's a world where we'd still be travelling and having wild adventures.
16:21But I know you can't do that forever.
16:26So I don't mean to be moaning.
16:28I have an awful lot to be grateful for.
16:31Don't be daft.
16:33We always want what we don't have.
16:40Didn't you think to ask me first?
16:41I'm asking you now.
16:42You've already told her we're going.
16:44Okay so I'll call her and say thanks but no we don't want to come on a free luxury spa weekend.
16:50I just...
16:52What?
16:54I just feel like we're spending all our free time with them.
16:56What is your problem with them?
16:58I don't have a problem. They're perfectly nice.
17:00Well good. Then get over yourself. We're just going to have a fun weekend.
17:08Babe, can...
17:12Can I just say something?
17:14I feel...
17:16I feel like you're a million miles away from me half the time.
17:20I'm fine.
17:21We have been through something really tough.
17:23Yeah and now we're moving on from it.
17:25I'm just trying to make you happy.
17:33This will make me happy.
17:42Okay.
17:44That's what you want.
17:45As long as it's just, you know, normal weekend.
17:49What is that supposed to mean?
17:50Oh come on, you must have thought it.
17:52Why don't you just stop worrying?
17:57Or just go and have a nice time.
17:59Orly, I said turn it off five minutes ago.
18:12Just one more minute.
18:14Now!
18:16Well if this stupid controller worked properly then I would...
18:20Dad! I haven't finished!
18:22Do you know how lucky you are to have all this stuff?
18:25Do you?
18:36There was no need for that.
18:39Doesn't respect me.
18:41Bollocks.
18:42He hangs on your every word.
18:44Been in a shitty mood since you got in.
18:47What's going on?
18:50Nothing.
18:52No.
18:57Listen.
18:59You and I are going to go away and have a lovely weekend together.
19:07Yeah.
19:11Yeah, right.
19:22GP of Folk'suit!
19:23All my friends ask about what I need to do.
19:27I ain't going tocia 하나 out.
19:29Baby grunt.
19:31My today.
19:32As long as you let us go.
19:34I bet we like the most of them.
19:35Unless it's a midnight ur velocity.
19:36Let me tell you that I am trying!
19:37That's what we're doing!
19:38If you are going to top 20 years earlier,
19:40I just forgot to stop for normal Geburt.
19:42I can tell you.
19:43Do dry.
19:45I don't know if you eat high as tall enough!
19:47Just Macron.
19:49I don't know if you want to drive this big camp.
19:50Let's go.
20:20Shh.
20:21Johnny.
20:22Sorry.
20:23Sorry, I thought you saw me.
20:26I thought someone was being attacked.
20:29I know.
20:31Me too.
20:32It's just some foxes mating.
20:34Oh, it's not.
20:37They don't sound like they're having a very nice time.
20:43No.
20:44Who are we to judge?
20:45Exactly.
20:46We all do it.
20:47Just not in a bush at two in the morning.
20:54Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow at their hotel.
20:58What?
20:59Are you guys coming?
21:00Did Becca not tell you?
21:02No, no.
21:03What?
21:04You probably wanted to surprise me.
21:09Oh.
21:11I hope it's a nice surprise.
21:15Good night.
21:16Good night.
21:22It's my day.
21:23I think I'll be working with you today.
21:24Right?
21:25I'm good.
21:26I'm good.
21:27I'm not happy.
21:28I'm not happy.
21:29Becca, this place looks incredible.
21:40I gave you all this for free.
21:41Yep.
21:42Amazing what 30,000 followers can get you these days.
21:50Whoa!
21:51Wow!
21:52Didn't know we were friends with such a VIP.
21:54Oh, hardly.
21:55No, I just persuaded a bunch of yoga mums to cough up for a weekend here.
21:59Wow, here's to the yoga mums and their disposable income.
22:02And Danny's mum for childcare.
22:04Oh, I'll definitely drink to that.
22:05Cheers.
22:06Cheers.
22:07Cheers.
22:08You have so many followers.
22:11How do you keep on top of it?
22:12I just post a few things here and there.
22:14I don't even read the comments.
22:16Yeah, but ask her how long she takes setting up for each shot.
22:18Yeah, OK, well, the phone is down this weekend and I'm living in the moment.
22:22Speaking of which, itineraries.
22:24So Evie and I have a facial at two,
22:27coloured by a sauna and steam.
22:28Oh!
22:29And you both have massages.
22:32Nice.
22:32Oh, sorry, Pete has a massage.
22:35Uh, well, first time for everything.
22:37That's the spirit.
22:38So, which room shall we have?
22:41Ladies' choice.
22:44All right.
22:44All done and ready for lift-off.
23:12Oh, this is going to be life-changing.
23:14Well, that's what we're here for.
23:17Thank you so much.
23:17So, what's this big story you're investigating?
23:27Oh, it's pretty boring, really.
23:31You know, I've genuinely never had a massage before.
23:33You know, seriously.
23:34You must have.
23:37Yeah.
23:37You and your lovely lady need to live a little.
23:40As you keep telling me.
23:44Go on, then.
23:47Enlighten me.
23:48Massage king.
23:49Hmm.
23:50That's simple.
23:51Just be clear if they're being too rough,
23:53more too soft.
23:54Then just lie back,
23:57drift off.
24:00Oh, and, uh,
24:01get ready to activate the naked granny card
24:03if the, uh,
24:05the masseuse is ridiculously hot.
24:08What?
24:08Well, you don't want any embarrassing arousal situations
24:10if you're facing upwards,
24:11so think of the least arousal thing you can muster
24:15such as your granny naked.
24:17Oh, come on.
24:18Yeah.
24:19Hi, guys.
24:20I'm Mel.
24:21This is Siobhan.
24:22So, you're down for the full body massage today?
24:25Is that all right?
24:26Yeah.
24:27Okay.
24:28Looks like you're going to need the full granny activation.
24:30Come on.
24:33Hmm.
24:37Oh, I can't believe this is a freebie.
24:39I'm so glad that we could do this.
24:43That's my way of saying thank you.
24:45For what?
24:46For livening up a very boring cul-de-sac.
24:49Me?
24:50You're the one livening things up.
24:51I feel very boring.
24:57Right, come on.
24:59This, this set-up that you've got with Danny.
25:03I'm fascinated.
25:06I've got so many questions.
25:08What do you want to know?
25:09Do you get jealous when he's with another woman?
25:17No.
25:19No, it's an act of trust.
25:22We have very open, honest conversations
25:25and we discuss the rules.
25:28I find it really liberating.
25:31I know that he trusts me
25:32and I trust him.
25:34It's amazing.
25:35It's amazing.
25:37Wow.
25:45So, if...
25:46If...
25:48If...
25:52If we wanted...
25:54If you wanted to try it yourself...
26:01With us...
26:03With us...
26:04Yeah.
26:04Yeah.
26:07Okay.
26:09Well, I think the first thing I would ask is...
26:12Is...
26:13Why?
26:13Why?
26:14Why you think you might like to?
26:19Yes.
26:19I just...
26:20It sounds really...
26:23Fun...
26:24And...
26:24Exciting...
26:26And...
26:27Well, forbidden.
26:31Yeah.
26:31What about Pete, though?
26:33I get the impression it might not be his thing.
26:39Have we spoken about it?
26:41Huh?
26:42Mm-hmm.
26:43To be honest, I actually think it could be what we need.
26:49Hmm.
26:50Oh.
26:51Oh, here they are.
26:52How was it?
26:53How was the massage?
26:54Oh, my God.
26:55Amazing.
26:56What?
26:57No way.
26:58Yeah.
26:59How many times have I told you to get one?
27:00I'm a new man.
27:01I'm all about the relaxation.
27:02Really?
27:03Absolutely nothing to do with the insane hotness of the massage.
27:06Oh.
27:07Oh, I see.
27:08Oh, I see.
27:09Oh, I see.
27:10Oh, I see.
27:11Oh, I see.
27:12Oh, I see.
27:13Oh, I see.
27:14Oh, I see.
27:15Oh, I see.
27:16Oh, I see.
27:17Oh, I see.
27:18Oh, I see?
27:26Mm-hmm.
27:38You're dead?
27:39Oh, I see.
27:43Alan?
28:02Alan?
28:06What's all that?
28:08Did you not even notice the engineer?
28:11Well, I've been...
28:12I've been caught up with something.
28:13Yeah, well, it's done.
28:15I can come back upstairs.
28:20Right, well, um...
28:22That's wonderful news, Jean.
28:24Really.
28:25Well, I felt like we've got something to celebrate.
28:27I've done you something nice.
28:30Thought afterwards, maybe we could go upstairs together.
28:36Well, that sounds very lovely.
28:37It's just, um...
28:38I'm still working.
28:40I've just got to pop out and see a client.
28:44Do you remember when we used to live together before we were married?
28:47And your mother was furious because we were living in sin.
28:51And every day before you went to work,
28:53you used to leave me a little note somewhere different in the house.
28:57It would say,
28:58I love you or I miss you.
29:02Can't wait to see you.
29:05I found one of those notes the other day in a book.
29:10It said,
29:10You're the only one for me.
29:15I thought you'd be happy for us.
29:18You know, the chance to be able to share a bed together again.
29:20I am.
29:22I really am, Jean.
29:25Look.
29:28I've just got to pop out.
29:29I won't be long.
29:30I'll be back soon.
29:31You had no intention of telling me you invited the neighbors, did you?
29:42I am sure that I told you.
29:45Hmm.
29:46Becca Whitwell.
29:47Hmm.
29:48You are a bad girl.
29:51I know, I know.
29:52I'm a fucking nightmare.
29:53Hmm.
29:54Oh, there he is.
30:00Hmm.
30:01Ready for action.
30:06Why don't we
30:07save it for later
30:10with our friends?
30:15Hey, we told you this before.
30:18I think it's extremely risky.
30:21Our rule is always...
30:22Yeah, but I got a good feeling.
30:24It feels different.
30:26Come on, let's just
30:28mix things up a little.
30:31Are you making assumptions about what they want?
30:33Mm-mm.
30:34No, she just explicitly told me
30:36that they're both up for it.
30:38Well, she actually said that?
30:39Mm-hmm.
30:41I don't know about it.
30:43No.
30:44I know how much you want her.
30:50The rules are there because...
30:52Johnny,
30:52fuck the rules.
30:55Come on, we're strong enough.
30:56Let's
30:57show our friends the ropes.
31:01Where's that
31:02wild side?
31:03Hmm.
31:05Hmm.
31:06Okay.
31:06Hmm?
31:07I want her.
31:09I really want her.
31:10Hmm.
31:11Do you want him?
31:12Mm-hmm.
31:12I like the way he looks at me when he's trying so hard not to look at me.
31:16So innocent.
31:17You know I love to corrupt the innocent.
31:19Hmm.
31:22We said no friends.
31:24Hmm.
31:27But...
31:28Hmm.
31:31Hmm.
31:31Oh, I could get used to this.
31:38Are you having fun?
31:41Of course.
31:44But?
31:44It's all a bit weird.
31:47Oh, come on, Fitpe.
31:49In what way?
31:51I don't know.
31:53Yes, you do.
31:53I know exactly what you're thinking.
31:54You might as well just say it.
31:55Okay.
31:57Do you think we've been...
31:58lured here to be corrupted?
32:00Ha ha ha!
32:04I think we're both adults.
32:05And I think we can take care of ourselves.
32:08Hmm.
32:08Nice way to avoid answering the question.
32:15What if something did happen?
32:20What are you saying?
32:21I'm just asking.
32:23Becca's hot.
32:24You haven't got a pulse if you don't think that.
32:26Well...
32:27Yeah, duh.
32:29Of course she is.
32:32I think she likes you.
32:36Don't think I haven't noticed the way you look at Danny.
32:38Do you find that threatening?
32:42Or arousing?
32:46Just for the record, I think it'd be pretty hot.
32:53What are we even talking about?
32:54This is totally insane.
32:57Alan, I think they're away for the weekend.
33:09Alan, I think they're away for the weekend.
33:22They went with that nice couple from number 49.
33:25Are they a musician?
33:39Yes.
33:41No.
33:41Yes.
33:42Yes.
33:43No.
33:43Yes.
33:44Yes.
33:45Yes.
33:45You have to know.
33:46Okay.
33:47Am I alive?
33:48No.
33:49You've got to drink.
33:50Yeah.
33:53Oh, is it David Bowie?
33:54No.
33:55No.
33:56No.
33:57Drink.
33:58Sorry.
33:59Right.
34:00Oh, is it Prince?
34:01Is it Prince?
34:02No.
34:03No.
34:04You're going to be wasted.
34:05Before I get this.
34:06Oh.
34:07You already are.
34:08Oh.
34:09Oh, shit.
34:10I'll get it.
34:11Try it.
34:12Hang on.
34:13I'll get the window.
34:14I'll get the window.
34:15It's not that good, Barry.
34:18Someone turn off the music.
34:24Everything okay, sir?
34:25Yeah, fine, fine.
34:26Yeah, yeah.
34:27My wife lit a candle, but it's out.
34:29Yes.
34:30Sorry.
34:31Yeah.
34:32Really sorry.
34:33Can we just remind guests it's a strictly no-smoking establishment?
34:35Of course.
34:36Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
34:37Good evening, sir.
34:38Yeah, yeah.
34:41Whoops.
34:42Who even was I?
34:44Oh, my God.
34:45Seriously.
34:46Who?
34:47Really?
34:48George Michael.
34:49Oh, dear.
34:50I liked it.
34:51I like George Michael as well.
34:56Oh.
35:25Come here.
35:27I don't know.
35:57I don't know.
36:27I don't know.
36:57I don't know.
37:27I don't know.
37:57I don't know.
38:02Take a good look.
38:07I don't know.
38:09I don't know.
38:11I don't know.
38:21I don't know.
38:31I don't know.
38:41I don't know.
38:43I don't know.
38:45I don't know.
38:53I don't know.
39:03I don't know.
39:05I don't know.
39:15I don't know.
39:17I don't know.
39:27I don't know.
39:29I don't know.
39:31I don't know.
39:41I don't know.
39:43I don't know.
39:45I don't know.
39:55I don't know.
39:57I don't know.
39:59I don't know.
40:13I don't know.
40:15I don't know.
40:17I can't.
40:31I...
40:31I...
40:32I can't.
40:36I'm sorry.
40:40Shane, I think we've calmed them both.
40:52Don't worry about the pills.
40:55Shia.
40:56Shia, stop.
41:01Shia.
41:14Shia.
41:18Shia.
41:20Shia.
41:26Shia.
41:28Shia.
41:30Shia.
41:40Shia.
45:00Oh, my God.
45:06Oh, I shouldn't have done that.
45:10I thought it was fine.
45:13You're absolutely sure?
45:16Yeah.
45:16Come in.
45:21Come in.
45:21Hmm.
45:51Come in.
45:56Oh, my God.