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The Three Badasses Who Want Me
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00:00:00Ellen musk the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list arrives at Atlanta
00:00:05today what a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia a forgotten stage no one
00:00:09knows Angela my next-door neighbor still selling your hippie junk here if your
00:00:15mother-in-law sees she's gonna throw a big fit again your mother-in-law was
00:00:21right about you what's the point of watching the news all day about these
00:00:25moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self and how do you know
00:00:29that this is none of my business all right everybody get out we got an
00:00:35important guest coming you
00:00:43deaf I said pack up and scram I paid this off here already and if you want me to
00:00:49leave then fine but you have to compensate for today's losses I want to say that
00:00:55again you know who's visiting today Ellen freaking musk one of the richest people
00:01:02in the world Ellen musk of course a hick like you probably never heard of her
00:01:07just know that you can't afford to piss her off really Ellen musk is flying all
00:01:14the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market you don't think that she
00:01:18could be coming to see me coming to see you all right I'll you know what I'll
00:01:27play your game if she does it so much as give you a glance I'll I'll eat dirt deal
00:01:35Ellen musk get to the flea market within 10 minutes or else you're fired
00:02:05prepare the limo miss lockhart requires us immediately
00:02:12oh you're 10 minutes you're so messed up good hope you don't wet your pants five
00:02:23oh I mean miss musk Ellen I mean I'm sorry that I sorry to frighten you how's my boss
00:02:46bitch kicking ass girlfriend so how do you like she's my boss
00:02:52and I prefer business partner or a best friend no way well no no no I'm sorry
00:03:08for finding your boss no I won't do it again
00:03:12all right that's enough we're not tyrants here
00:03:22sir I found Angela lockhart
00:03:29you mean Angela lockhart
00:03:32I run away pride
00:03:34you made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker who are you
00:03:41where is she
00:03:45Atlanta and you were right it was secretly her propping up Ellen musk my clever
00:03:52bride I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to
00:03:56go
00:03:58Max prep the jet I'm heading to Atlanta
00:04:03Dr. Wilson that means Sterling's on the move he's headed to Atlanta
00:04:09Atlanta the game is afoot I'm going
00:04:12wait Dr. Wilson the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention
00:04:15he can wait I need to pick up my bride
00:04:17I need to pick up my bride
00:04:22Dr. Wilson
00:04:24I hope you are team member
00:04:27Look at me
00:04:28I'm see
00:04:29General Eisenhower reporting
00:04:31policemen
00:04:32David Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta
00:04:35Atlanta
00:04:36Where is that
00:04:38whatever prepare my warplank
00:04:41Dotsu going after my fiance
00:04:42this is war
00:04:44This is war.
00:05:02I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper,
00:05:04to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.
00:05:07Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:10This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:12That project is worth billions.
00:05:14He can finally take his company public.
00:05:17But Angela, my boss,
00:05:20I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes
00:05:24without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:27Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:32Well, three years ago.
00:05:33You saved me.
00:05:55He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:03I didn't want to reveal my true identity
00:06:05because I didn't want him to feel the pressure
00:06:07of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:10But now, with this contract,
00:06:12I feel like we'll be on more equal footing,
00:06:14and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:16So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:21I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:25But why work at the flea market?
00:06:28Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:32Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare
00:06:35and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:37Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:40You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:47Where the hell are you?
00:06:48Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:52Get home, stat.
00:06:53It's a big day today.
00:06:56That was...
00:06:58My mother-in-law, Carol,
00:07:00she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:04But she's going to be ecstatic tonight
00:07:06when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:08You know, she even remembered her third-year anniversary.
00:07:17Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:21Hi, I'm home.
00:07:23I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:26Finally, you're back.
00:07:27Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:31Divorce papers?
00:07:34Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:37Oh, God.
00:07:39Don't call me Mom again.
00:07:41We're ending that relationship.
00:07:43Just look at you.
00:07:44Dirt all over.
00:07:46You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:48You don't deserve my son.
00:07:50You're way below his league.
00:07:53I'm below his league?
00:07:54That's right.
00:07:56You are.
00:07:56Jared is signing a hundred-billion-dollar contract tomorrow
00:08:01with THE Ellen Musk.
00:08:04And then his company's going public.
00:08:06That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:09But you?
00:08:10You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:08:15Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:08:17And you...
00:08:17You will always just be a pawn.
00:08:22Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:27Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:29But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:33You're delusional.
00:08:34You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:37How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here?
00:08:41Resorting to lies.
00:08:44Definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:46And who are you to come into my house
00:08:50and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:54You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:08:59Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:02Not a low-life dirtbag.
00:09:04Enough!
00:09:06Jared.
00:09:07I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:10But I am.
00:09:11Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:14Here's 500k.
00:09:16You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:20Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:09:23Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:27I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:32Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:35I didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:39Here's another 200,000.
00:09:40$500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:44She's done nothing.
00:09:46Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:49She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:51Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:09:55I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:09:59You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something, and she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench.
00:10:09A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:12You know, what a joke.
00:10:14If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:20And leave.
00:10:21And leave.
00:10:21You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:10:28Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:31I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:34Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:37It's all my work, baby.
00:10:45We're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:52You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:10:57So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:02She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:05Fine.
00:11:07I'll sign it.
00:11:10But don't regret it.
00:11:13Regret?
00:11:14You don't know who I am.
00:11:16Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:11:20I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:24Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:30Because he's business partners with Elon Musk.
00:11:33It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:38You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:42Social stratum matters.
00:11:44Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:46And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:51And you really think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:11:56Ha!
00:11:57You're delusional.
00:11:58Now sign the peepers and scram!
00:12:03Ah!
00:12:05You owe me.
00:12:06You dirty bitch.
00:12:08You sickened me.
00:12:09Ah!
00:12:09You hit me.
00:12:20Now sign the papers, take your check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:23I don't need your penny money.
00:12:42We're finished.
00:12:43You don't want the money that's your loss.
00:12:45Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:50But I would like my ring back.
00:12:53Mom.
00:13:01Have fun on your economy flight while I catch you out of my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:07And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:19Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:23It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:27Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:30Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:32You're right.
00:13:33She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:35Congrats, Jared Boo-Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:44Oh, my dad says there's going to be a secret big-shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:51Bigger big-shot than Elon Musk?
00:13:53Yeah.
00:13:54And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:13:59Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:00Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:22Vanderbilt?
00:14:22Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies.
00:14:26Basically, our employee.
00:14:27Oh, okay.
00:14:27I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow.
00:14:29It's fine.
00:14:30Well, you're still going to the summit tomorrow?
00:14:31But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:34That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:36Angela Lockhart.
00:15:00I finally found you.
00:15:03Who is he?
00:15:04That, that's Devin Sterling.
00:15:07He's number one on Forbes' 30 Under 30 list and early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:14Rumor has that he's worth trillions.
00:15:16And he's your fiancé.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What?
00:15:21My fiancé?
00:15:23The one and only.
00:15:25So, after running away and leaving me single for three years,
00:15:30Have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet?
00:15:34Babe.
00:15:43That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:45What is she doing here?
00:15:54You skank.
00:15:56My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:16:01Divorced?
00:16:01That's right.
00:16:04So, I guess this was never meant to be Mr...
00:16:08Sterling.
00:16:10Devin.
00:16:11Sterling.
00:16:13So she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:16Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:18She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:22How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:16:27Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:30Do you know who I am?
00:16:33They don't know who you are.
00:16:36You hide it well.
00:16:38X-Team!
00:16:40Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:43Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:49Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta.
00:16:52And then to New York.
00:16:53You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:01Mind if I borrow your men?
00:17:04No, I have no.
00:17:08Toss these ill-mannered apes out.
00:17:10Oh, you bitch.
00:17:12I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:17:19Hmm.
00:17:19A kiss as a, uh, reward, my lady.
00:17:24No.
00:17:25Uh, guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:35You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:40Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:44Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:45Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:48What an honor.
00:17:49Uh, I heard you, uh, secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:52It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:54Congrats.
00:17:55You'll be next.
00:17:57But we haven't received the contract yet.
00:17:59We deserve it.
00:18:00Hard.
00:18:00Oh, that's nothing.
00:18:01I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:03Yeah, the Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:07So, I thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:10Hmm.
00:18:11Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:18:12Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:16Yes.
00:18:18I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:21Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:24Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot, we can feast for generations.
00:18:33Up to my best.
00:18:39Excuse me, second gentleman.
00:18:41What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:46How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:49Me, a hobo.
00:18:51How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:54You sleep your way in?
00:18:55I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:18:58Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:02Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:06This is your ex-husband?
00:19:08What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:13Who the hell is this?
00:19:14You were cheating on me?
00:19:15Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:31That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:36They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:39You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:19:55Get your hands off of her.
00:19:57My lady.
00:20:02My lady.
00:20:17My queen.
00:20:17It's...
00:20:28It's him!
00:20:32He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday!
00:20:35Who are these peasants?
00:20:37These seats are reserved for the Ellen Musk and her special guest!
00:20:41Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:45You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:49Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:51That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:52You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:20:55His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:00The Civil War would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:03Vanderbilt.
00:21:04The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt, who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:14That, Lollie Vanderbilt family?
00:21:22Oh, goddammit.
00:21:25It's stomachache now?
00:21:29Whatever.
00:21:31Angela can handle herself.
00:21:32She'll be fine.
00:21:34How dare you call one of us alone?
00:21:48I'm Harvey F. M. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:54I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:21:58And I can wipe you out with a strand of my hair.
00:22:02Not with me around.
00:22:04I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:09You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:14You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:16We've had enough of your games.
00:22:18Security!
00:22:20Break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:22Looks like the old guard is teaming up against you.
00:22:25But don't worry.
00:22:27You got your money here.
00:22:30I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:33Yes, my queen.
00:22:35You're all despicable.
00:22:38An insult to your family names.
00:22:40Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:47Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:49Cut off all business ties.
00:22:51And if you don't, I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:22:59Ha!
00:23:00I knew it!
00:23:01You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:02You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:04How much money did you spend on that getup to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:09You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:13You have nothing.
00:23:14And you will always be nothing.
00:23:16She's a gold digger.
00:23:20Gold digger.
00:23:21Gigolo.
00:23:23Want to try me for a night?
00:23:26Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:28Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:31They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:34Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:35She's only here to try and ruin my bill on the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:38Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef.
00:23:41Security!
00:23:46Security!
00:23:48You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:23:52And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:54You!
00:23:57Insolent fools.
00:23:59Let me guess.
00:24:00You're that special guest?
00:24:03I don't know.
00:24:04Throw them out!
00:24:06And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:15Back down, Max.
00:24:16I got this.
00:24:41I got this.
00:24:42I got this.
00:24:44I got this.
00:24:45What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:50I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:51No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:55Oh my god, we're so screwed.
00:25:06Angela!
00:25:08Don't hurt her.
00:25:09You bitch.
00:25:10I've always been sick of you.
00:25:11You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:12How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:25:15Boss?
00:25:16Did she say her boss?
00:25:18Miss Musk.
00:25:20That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:21That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:24My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:28Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:30Past the American Revolution?
00:25:32Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:34If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:38That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:39She's royalty.
00:25:40And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:44What do you think I'm going to do?
00:25:46Kneel to me.
00:25:48Oh, your majesty.
00:25:50Welcome to the United States.
00:25:54We've always been your loyal subject.
00:25:56Yes, your highness.
00:25:58Is it a queen or princess?
00:26:01It doesn't matter.
00:26:02My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:05Oh, yes, we didn't mean to offend her.
00:26:08Hey, what are you doing, idiot?
00:26:10Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:23What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:25She's a badass herself.
00:26:44He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:46You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:50Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:53No, no, don't believe their lies.
00:26:55I worked hard for everything.
00:26:57You worked for everything?
00:26:58So, our third anniversary is coming up and I thought that maybe we can do something special
00:27:10this year.
00:27:11I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:13I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project and if I get it, I can take the
00:27:18company public.
00:27:19You were nothing before me.
00:27:30All your achievements, all your glory, that's all mine, including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:38I can take all of that away just like that.
00:27:42No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:44So, that's why Elon Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:47Oh, and this antique wedding ring?
00:27:52Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:54It was Queen Victoria's and its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:04No, I gave you back the ring?
00:28:08I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:10No, no, please, no, no, please take me back, baby, I still love you.
00:28:17Oh, man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:23No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:28:32Guard these two again.
00:28:34Did he say, is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:37President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:39After General Eisenhower won World War II, each of his descendants have all gone on to become
00:28:43five-star generals, the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:46Glad you buffoons know your history.
00:28:48Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:28:49I got lost trying to find Atlanta, then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:28:53And that there is, that is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:03He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:05Dr. House?
00:29:06Yes.
00:29:07I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:08Oh, no, that's based on real thinking.
00:29:10Yep, that's me.
00:29:12Son of James House.
00:29:13Dr. House, he's practically my uncle.
00:29:15I critically diagnosed a pilt before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:20So he's been off crying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 14 years.
00:29:25And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:33Hey, Ellen.
00:29:34Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:37Uh, they're all your fiancés.
00:29:41What?
00:29:42Fiancés?
00:29:43Plural?
00:29:46Fiancés?
00:29:47Plural?
00:29:49Watch it, nerds.
00:29:50I'm her fiancée.
00:29:52No, I'm her fiancée.
00:29:53You can both shut up.
00:29:55I'm her fiancée.
00:29:56It's you.
00:29:57It's me.
00:29:58Who the hell is he?
00:29:59I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:02How are all three of these men my fiancés?
00:30:07Uh, your father had arranged these engagements years ago,
00:30:10but I didn't tell you because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:14She has three bad-ass fiancés and she marries his dumbass.
00:30:21Whatever.
00:30:22Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:27Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:32At your service.
00:30:33Me too.
00:30:36Oh!
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00:30:39Oh!
00:30:40One down, two more to go.
00:30:42She's become queen!
00:30:43Bishop to G4.
00:30:44Oh!
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00:30:59Oh!
00:31:00Oh!
00:31:01Oh!
00:31:02Oh!
00:31:04Oh!
00:31:04Oh!
00:31:05Oh!
00:31:05Oh!
00:31:06Oh!
00:31:07Oh!
00:31:08I thought I was king!
00:31:09No, you wish!
00:31:10The king doesn't do anything, so Ellen can be my king!
00:31:14Oh, fun...
00:31:15Beep!
00:31:19Beep!
00:31:20Beep!
00:31:21Beep!
00:31:22Beep!
00:31:22Beep!
00:31:23Beep!
00:31:24Beep!
00:31:24Beep!
00:31:25Beep!
00:31:26Beep!
00:31:27Beep!
00:31:28Beep!
00:31:29Beep!
00:31:30Beep!
00:31:31Beep!
00:31:32I've been bankrupt!
00:31:39No!
00:31:40I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:45Well, guess what?
00:31:46Game over.
00:31:48All right, boys.
00:31:49Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:51Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:53I'm right with you.
00:31:56Wait for me.
00:31:57Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:02Angela!
00:32:11You already have three fiancés?
00:32:14You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:16I want compensation.
00:32:21You greedy SOB.
00:32:23Who the fuck is that?
00:32:24My ex-husband.
00:32:26Wait, you were married?
00:32:28Yeah, and if that's a problem for you,
00:32:30then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:33More for me.
00:32:34No, no, of course not.
00:32:35Just, do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:39Don't steal my joke.
00:32:40I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:42All evidence of your past will come.
00:32:46What?
00:32:46Is there something on my face?
00:32:48Uh, yeah.
00:32:49Murderous intent.
00:32:51Let's remarry.
00:32:53Let's remarry.
00:32:54You still don't realize.
00:32:58I only fell in love with you
00:32:59because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:02Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:29We need to wreck right away.
00:33:31Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing ma'am
00:33:33at the company warehouse.
00:33:35Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:39She should be okay now.
00:33:44Hey, you!
00:33:46Watch over here.
00:33:47I'll be right back.
00:33:52You saved me.
00:33:57Fuck.
00:34:01I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:05Fuck.
00:34:06I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:09You've cheated on me.
00:34:10You've hit me.
00:34:12You've insulted me.
00:34:13And after all that,
00:34:15I never want to see you again.
00:34:17I fucking hate you.
00:34:19Little Lady Lockhart.
00:34:22God, what now?
00:34:24Okay, yes.
00:34:26We understand that you are a very busy person,
00:34:29but if you're not going to give your ex-husband
00:34:31the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:33How about us three?
00:34:34Yes, unlike that scumbag,
00:34:36we won't turn on you.
00:34:37Yeah, no.
00:34:40You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:42But...
00:34:42This is your fault, you doofus.
00:34:45We never should have believed you're bullshit.
00:34:47No.
00:34:49No.
00:34:50We can't lose our positions
00:34:52with Elon Musk and the Lockhart.
00:34:55Help me.
00:34:57I'll get you for this.
00:35:04I never should have listened to you.
00:35:05I'm ruined because of you.
00:35:21So,
00:35:22what's the situation here?
00:35:24I don't want to marry you.
00:35:34I don't want to marry you.
00:35:35Listen,
00:35:38I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:35:41and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:44But,
00:35:45what if I told you
00:35:46that we've known each other for much longer
00:35:49than just a few hours?
00:35:50Much longer.
00:35:54Angela,
00:35:55your parents would like to have a video call
00:35:58with all of you.
00:36:00My lovely princess,
00:36:04how are you?
00:36:06Look,
00:36:06your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:08The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:36:10Perfect for a wedding,
00:36:12wouldn't you say?
00:36:12I heard you finally divorced that
00:36:16good-for-nothing blood-sucking
00:36:18free little husband of yours.
00:36:21Can't call his name,
00:36:22but anyway,
00:36:24congratulations.
00:36:25I've selected three prime young men
00:36:28for you to choose from
00:36:29to replace him.
00:36:30Oh,
00:36:31you must pick one of them to marry.
00:36:33Otherwise...
00:36:33Let me do it.
00:36:36You must choose one of them
00:36:38in seven days.
00:36:39Otherwise,
00:36:40we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:43Mom!
00:36:44All right, honey,
00:36:45that's it.
00:36:47Bye.
00:36:48Bye.
00:36:52So,
00:36:53who are you going to choose?
00:36:56Well,
00:36:57what if I
00:36:58want all three of you?
00:37:00That seems greedy.
00:37:14But,
00:37:14I can always remove
00:37:17the other two options.
00:37:19Hey,
00:37:20I may be a doctor,
00:37:21but I can take lives too.
00:37:23I know and have access
00:37:25to all the devious poisons
00:37:26in the world.
00:37:28Well,
00:37:28okay,
00:37:29no murder,
00:37:30please.
00:37:30I was just kidding.
00:37:33We have seven days
00:37:34to win her over.
00:37:36Ooh,
00:37:37it's like the Bachelorette.
00:37:39I know.
00:37:40We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:44Welcome to the show,
00:37:45the three badasses
00:37:46who want me.
00:37:48Today,
00:37:49we have our first challenge.
00:37:52What is all of this,
00:37:55Ellen?
00:37:55You'll see.
00:37:56Oh my god,
00:38:06oh my god,
00:38:06cockroaches!
00:38:08All women
00:38:08are afraid
00:38:09of cockroaches,
00:38:10and it is every man's job
00:38:12to save their beloved woman
00:38:14from this monstrosity
00:38:15of a creature.
00:38:16What will our three candidates
00:38:17do to prove
00:38:18their undying love
00:38:19for our single,
00:38:21but screaming her head
00:38:22off air?
00:38:31Looks like
00:38:32one of our contestants
00:38:32has already called it quits.
00:38:34It's up to the final two.
00:38:36that is sick, Cole.
00:39:02Hey,
00:39:03when you're stranded
00:39:04in the middle of the battlefield,
00:39:05you'll be glad to see
00:39:06one of these around.
00:39:09There are two more left.
00:39:10Want to try one?
00:39:11Oh my god,
00:39:11no,
00:39:12no!
00:39:14Oh my god,
00:39:15save me!
00:39:16Save you!
00:39:17You're going to save me!
00:39:21I'm a German folk doctor.
00:39:23These hands
00:39:23can't get germs on them.
00:39:25They're for surgery
00:39:25and saving lives.
00:39:27Thank God you're here.
00:39:45Are you alright, honey?
00:39:48Angela!
00:39:48Alright,
00:39:52you won the first challenge,
00:39:53so your reward,
00:39:55you get to watch over her
00:39:56for the night.
00:39:57Just don't cross the line
00:39:59if you know what I mean.
00:40:00I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:40:02You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:08Honestly,
00:40:09even if you guys fuck,
00:40:10it's not like it's against
00:40:10the rules or anything.
00:40:12At least my girlfriend
00:40:12gets some.
00:40:13I bet her husband
00:40:14has a small dick anyway.
00:40:16The cockroaches!
00:40:19They're gone,
00:40:20they're gone.
00:40:21There's nothing in this room
00:40:22except you and me,
00:40:23okay?
00:40:24I'm going to kill
00:40:26Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:31I need a drink.
00:40:41Whoa, easy!
00:40:42You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:44Oh,
00:40:44why do you care?
00:40:46Are you trying to drink
00:40:47away your sorrows, Angela?
00:40:51You guys were right.
00:40:53I was blind
00:40:54for marrying that asshole.
00:40:57You know,
00:40:57I wasted
00:40:59three whole years
00:41:01of my life with him.
00:41:03He never even loved me.
00:41:04And I gave up
00:41:05my entire career for him.
00:41:11Do you really think
00:41:12that you would still be
00:41:13number one on the Forbes
00:41:1330 under 30 list
00:41:14if I was around?
00:41:19You may not be number one
00:41:20on Forbes list,
00:41:21but
00:41:21you know what you're number one in?
00:41:24What?
00:41:28You're number one here.
00:41:29you know,
00:41:36you know,
00:41:36we've known each other
00:41:37kind of a long time.
00:41:39Lies.
00:41:42You all just want something from me.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:44Angela,
00:41:46I know it's hard to trust again,
00:41:53but I assure you.
00:41:54But I assure you,
00:41:56I don't care
00:41:57what family you're from.
00:42:00I'm the richest man
00:42:02in the nation.
00:42:02I don't need your power,
00:42:04your status,
00:42:06your wealth,
00:42:07your connections.
00:42:08I just need you.
00:42:14I'll prove my love to you
00:42:15within six days.
00:42:16I promise.
00:42:17Screw the contest.
00:42:30I just want love.
00:42:33Angela,
00:42:34you're drunk.
00:42:36I'm an adult.
00:42:37Can't I go just get what she wants?
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:45But love and sex
00:42:46aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:49Well,
00:42:50they're not
00:42:50mutually exclusive either.
00:43:01This is what you want.
00:43:09Nine-inch penis.
00:43:30Morning to you, too.
00:43:33You sure you were drunk last night?
00:43:35You were...
00:43:36A girl remembers when she's had a
00:43:38nine-inch penis inside of her.
00:43:41Well,
00:43:42glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:44But don't tell Shane or Cole,
00:43:48because then they would...
00:43:49Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:52Technically,
00:43:52us having sex
00:43:53doesn't break any rules.
00:43:54I won the first challenge,
00:43:56and according to Ellen,
00:43:58my prize was
00:43:59to spend a night with you anyway.
00:44:01Don't make this any harder
00:44:03than it already is.
00:44:04Are you sure
00:44:08you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:11It's not.
00:44:15Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:19I won't tell.
00:44:21But only on one condition.
00:44:25I won't tell.
00:44:27But only on one condition.
00:44:30You have to go out
00:44:30on a date with me.
00:44:33Fine.
00:44:37I've had a crush on you
00:44:38since college, Angela.
00:44:41You never noticed me.
00:44:45Well, uh...
00:44:46You should get dressed
00:44:48and get out of here
00:44:49before anyone sees you.
00:44:52It's only 7 a.m.
00:44:54She's still sleeping.
00:44:55I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:56Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé
00:44:57be alone with another man
00:44:58for another second.
00:45:02Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:03Oh, or shall I say
00:45:05roughmen?
00:45:06Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:09What's up, guys?
00:45:10We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:12No cockroaches this time.
00:45:14Yes.
00:45:15No more terrifying things.
00:45:16That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:17This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:20I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:21The second challenge is...
00:45:24The second challenge is...
00:45:25a date.
00:45:27Lane, I should have asked
00:45:28for something else.
00:45:29A date?
00:45:31That's it.
00:45:32What's the catch?
00:45:33No catch.
00:45:34Just who Miss Lockhart
00:45:35enjoys spending her time with
00:45:36the most.
00:45:37As simple as that.
00:45:38I know what I want to do.
00:45:39Let's start with me first.
00:45:40Okay.
00:45:41Well, it's up first.
00:45:42Then...
00:45:42Me.
00:45:43Save the best for last.
00:45:45Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:47Then it's decided.
00:45:52Please!
00:45:52Don't take my BMW away!
00:45:54Too bad.
00:45:56You pissed off the Lockhart's.
00:45:58I have nothing left!
00:46:08It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:13It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:15You know Eisenhower, sirs?
00:46:26At ease, Lieutenant!
00:46:27This is my Lieutenant.
00:46:29He also manages this boxing show.
00:46:30Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower!
00:46:32He's so serious.
00:46:34But, hang on.
00:46:36Lieutenant!
00:46:37I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:39Baby!
00:46:39I decided to take you here
00:46:41on my first date
00:46:42so that I can introduce you
00:46:43to my guns!
00:46:43Guns?
00:46:44Like murder weapons?
00:46:46Yes.
00:46:48Murder weapons.
00:46:49You're like my guns, babe.
00:47:10Pretty rock hard.
00:47:12Yeah.
00:47:13Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:15Lieutenant!
00:47:16Come close!
00:47:18Wait!
00:47:19You're just going to hit him like that?
00:47:21He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:22Fighting back will be treason, ma'am!
00:47:24Treason?
00:47:25You guys are way too serious.
00:47:28Look, you Lockhart bitch!
00:47:29I caught you!
00:47:30If I'm going down,
00:47:31you're all going down with me!
00:47:33Lieutenant!
00:47:34Pissure attack!
00:47:35You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:47:52I will make you pay!
00:47:55You don't need to keep beating him up.
00:47:57We could just take him to the cops.
00:47:59Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:48:00He's always a bit violent.
00:48:08Some might call it being protective.
00:48:10Poor anger issues.
00:48:12What if we get married
00:48:13and I forget to use a coaster
00:48:14on an antique table or something?
00:48:16Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:20Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:22I don't know if I am.
00:48:25Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:26Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:35Hey.
00:48:36Hey.
00:48:38Cool ride.
00:48:40A gift from the Chancellor of Germany
00:48:42when I saved his wife.
00:48:43Impressive.
00:48:47Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:50Refreshing.
00:48:52I got cool mint, too.
00:48:54Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:56What do you not have
00:48:58in this coat of yours?
00:49:00Fruit-flavored gum.
00:49:01I can't stand those.
00:49:03So, where are you taking me tonight?
00:49:05Let me show you.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:13Dr. Wilson!
00:49:15A VIP of VIPs!
00:49:17Right this way.
00:49:18VIP of VIPs?
00:49:20Ah, just some other guy I saved.
00:49:22I forget who.
00:49:23You saved a lot of football.
00:49:25I'll do what I can.
00:49:26Oh, my gosh.
00:49:29It's my gold-digging neighbor
00:49:31who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:34Sandra Miller.
00:49:35What are you doing here?
00:49:37I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:39Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:49:41and how you hired some gigolo
00:49:43to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:45How low of you.
00:49:49What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:50Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:53I sell high-fashion jewelry pieces so high-end
00:49:56you couldn't even afford
00:49:57even if you sold your organs.
00:49:59The auction begins.
00:50:01I'll deal with you later.
00:50:04Here, I'll just be one second.
00:50:10Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:50:13Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:19Cleopatra's armband.
00:50:22Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller
00:50:24for $5 million.
00:50:26Excuse me.
00:50:30I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:32It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:35I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:38It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:40What are you doing?
00:50:41Just watch.
00:50:43Come on.
00:50:48That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:51Please.
00:50:51I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:54She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:56You work at a flea market.
00:50:58Hot risk again.
00:51:00Cut the bullshit.
00:51:01That wouldn't even sell for $5.
00:51:03Oh, yeah?
00:51:04Here, you want it?
00:51:05For free.
00:51:06Ew.
00:51:07I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:10Well, that's too bad then
00:51:12because you are the fraud.
00:51:16What are you talking about?
00:51:17Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:20Throw them out.
00:51:21Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine
00:51:24but we're professionals.
00:51:26Oh, yeah?
00:51:27And that armband sells for $5 million?
00:51:31Yeah.
00:51:32Mine is the real thing.
00:51:34You two are just upset
00:51:35because you're too poor
00:51:36to afford our luxury items.
00:51:39What was that so?
00:51:40Would a so-called expert
00:51:41fail to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:44Dear Lord,
00:51:47this is real.
00:51:49It's authentic.
00:51:50It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:55Cameron,
00:51:56what have you found?
00:51:58Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband
00:52:00you sent me,
00:52:01it's a replica.
00:52:04They had the same one
00:52:05right here at the flea market.
00:52:06So,
00:52:07you are the fraud.
00:52:11You just went to the flea market
00:52:12so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:14And Cameron,
00:52:15how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:18$150.
00:52:19Wow,
00:52:20not even $5.
00:52:23Sandra.
00:52:24You've been duping us the whole time?
00:52:27Arrest her!
00:52:28No!
00:52:29Please!
00:52:30He was just this one time!
00:52:32Please!
00:52:33What's going on,
00:52:33Dr. Wilson?
00:52:35Uh,
00:52:36investigating lead poisoning
00:52:37from cheap jewelry
00:52:38for the Emperor of Japan.
00:52:39Bye.
00:52:40A lot,
00:52:40Calista,
00:52:40from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:51I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:54Me too.
00:52:55May I
00:52:55have a kiss?
00:52:58Something wrong?
00:53:13Do you always have gum
00:53:15in your mouth?
00:53:21Yep.
00:53:22You never have to worry
00:53:23about stinky breath
00:53:23for me.
00:53:28Oh,
00:53:33you
00:53:35owe us a bunch of money,
00:53:37Cooper.
00:53:38I don't have any money.
00:53:40How did you pay for this hotel,
00:53:42then?
00:53:43I guess
00:53:44you'll only pay up
00:53:46if I break your other leg.
00:53:50Stop!
00:53:50Stop!
00:53:54Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:53:55Mr. Buffett.
00:54:03This is the contract
00:54:04for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:06That's right.
00:54:07Miss Musk wanted me
00:54:08to give it to you.
00:54:09I knew Angela
00:54:10was still in love with me.
00:54:12I knew Angela
00:54:13was still in love with me.
00:54:15No, no,
00:54:15sorry about those injuries
00:54:17from earlier.
00:54:18It was all just, uh,
00:54:19a little misunderstand.
00:54:20Yeah, we could be
00:54:22partners again.
00:54:24And then maybe
00:54:25you can, um,
00:54:26tell, uh,
00:54:27Lady Lockhart
00:54:28to put in a good
00:54:28word for us?
00:54:29You?
00:54:30Angela still loves me.
00:54:31She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:32She'll be back
00:54:33to me soon enough.
00:54:34Yeah,
00:54:35do you need any help
00:54:36winning her back?
00:54:37We can give you
00:54:38jewelry to give to her.
00:54:40I was just sucking up
00:54:41to these pricks
00:54:42a few days ago,
00:54:43but now they're all
00:54:43begging me to help them out.
00:54:44It feels so damn good
00:54:46to be in power.
00:54:48Sure.
00:54:50I'll put in
00:54:50a good word for you.
00:54:52I just need
00:54:53anything.
00:54:54You tell us,
00:54:55we'll give you anything.
00:54:56Once I take
00:54:57everything from
00:54:58these idiots,
00:54:59I'll go after
00:55:00Angela Lockhart
00:55:02for my revenge.
00:55:08I'll give you
00:55:09the contract
00:55:09to Jarrett Cooper,
00:55:10just like you asked me to.
00:55:12Well done,
00:55:13he'll be fucked soon.
00:55:16Well done,
00:55:16he'll be fucked soon.
00:55:18I don't get it,
00:55:19Miss Musk.
00:55:20That contract
00:55:20has a preliminary clause.
00:55:22It requires him
00:55:23to pay 50%
00:55:23of the costs
00:55:24up front as a deposit.
00:55:25And if he can't,
00:55:26then what?
00:55:27He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:29So as long as
00:55:30he's greedy enough
00:55:30to take it.
00:55:32I'm avenging
00:55:33my best friend.
00:55:35I want to show
00:55:35the world that
00:55:36without Angela Lockhart,
00:55:37he's nothing.
00:55:38I signed the maple
00:55:46plaza project.
00:55:48We should celebrate.
00:55:49You did?
00:55:50You see,
00:55:51I know my son
00:55:52has it in him.
00:55:53That skank,
00:55:54Angela,
00:55:54is nothing next to you.
00:55:56And it's all
00:55:57thanks to you,
00:55:58sweetheart.
00:55:59Actually,
00:56:00it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:02Angela.
00:56:04What?
00:56:05What?
00:56:06You're trying to ditch me
00:56:07to go back to your wife?
00:56:09Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:56:10He's not.
00:56:11Jared,
00:56:11what are you doing?
00:56:12You have such a beautiful
00:56:14and bright future
00:56:15ahead of you.
00:56:16It's my decision,
00:56:18Mom.
00:56:18I'm the head
00:56:19of the house here.
00:56:21I'm telling my dad.
00:56:22Fine.
00:56:23Go right ahead.
00:56:23He has enough problems himself.
00:56:25If you're obedient,
00:56:26I'll keep you around
00:56:27as his side piece,
00:56:28but if not,
00:56:28you can scram.
00:56:30Dad,
00:56:31Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:34Teach him a lesson.
00:56:35Kaylee,
00:56:35be a good girl, okay?
00:56:37Jared has the backing
00:56:38of some very powerful people now.
00:56:41Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:43We can't afford
00:56:44to piss him off,
00:56:45so do as he says.
00:56:47What?
00:56:47Dad?
00:56:54I'm sorry.
00:56:55Be your side piece.
00:56:58Very good.
00:57:00I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:01Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:06I mean,
00:57:06do I really want to be
00:57:08with Mr. Minty Mouth
00:57:09forever, though?
00:57:10But that tongue action, though.
00:57:13Tongue is important
00:57:14in more than just one spot.
00:57:16Arlene,
00:57:16we are in public.
00:57:17That's true.
00:57:19Oh,
00:57:19stomach ache.
00:57:21Again?
00:57:21I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:23Devon should be here
00:57:24to pick you up soon.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:27Devon's late.
00:57:29Not a good sign
00:57:30for a date.
00:57:32This hotel restaurant
00:57:34has five Michelin stars.
00:57:37It's her.
00:57:39And she's alone
00:57:39with no one
00:57:40to save her.
00:57:43You whore.
00:57:45You seduced my son
00:57:46so he could back with you.
00:57:47Let me tell you,
00:57:52I would never go back
00:57:54even if your entire family
00:57:55got down on their knees
00:57:56and begged me.
00:58:00Hey,
00:58:01you guys can fight
00:58:01all you want
00:58:02but you need to take this
00:58:03somewhere else.
00:58:04Whoever gets rid of her
00:58:05from me
00:58:06gets all this.
00:58:07What?
00:58:07Why do I have to leave?
00:58:08She's the one starting shit.
00:58:10Because I have money
00:58:12and you don't.
00:58:13You're just a stinky
00:58:14hippie peddler
00:58:15and my son
00:58:16just signed
00:58:16a $100 billion contract.
00:58:19He's still got the contract?
00:58:21Hmm.
00:58:22Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:24Even if he does sign it,
00:58:26he doesn't have the liquidity
00:58:27to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:28Oh,
00:58:29he's just gonna...
00:58:31Bet you've never seen
00:58:32this much cash before.
00:58:34Bet you've never seen
00:58:36this much cash before.
00:58:39You take my charity
00:58:41and toss it in my face
00:58:43as if it's your own.
00:58:45My maid wouldn't even
00:58:46pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:47$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:50$2,000 to drag her away.
00:58:54$5,000 to beat her away.
00:58:58Oh,
00:59:00oh, hey!
00:59:01Hey!
00:59:01Ow!
00:59:02Hey!
00:59:02Stop!
00:59:05You okay?
00:59:06Are you hurt?
00:59:12Weakling.
00:59:12You!
00:59:13You!
00:59:14Just a few days ago,
00:59:15you found yourself a boy toy
00:59:16right after getting divorced.
00:59:18And now you have two more?
00:59:20What a whore.
00:59:21What a whore.
00:59:23Yeah.
00:59:23And Jared wanted
00:59:24to get back with her?
00:59:26What if she has an STD?
00:59:27Oh, like sleeping
00:59:29with a married man
00:59:30wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:32Let's go.
00:59:33We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:35Hang on.
00:59:37What do you want?
00:59:38I'll scream!
00:59:40I don't hit a woman.
00:59:42But I never said
00:59:42I don't kill him.
00:59:45But I never said
00:59:46I don't kill him.
00:59:49Oh, God.
00:59:50He is a murderer.
00:59:51What if he murders me?
00:59:53Not him.
00:59:53Definitely not him.
00:59:54We're not afraid of you.
01:00:01That's enough.
01:00:02This isn't a war zone.
01:00:04You'll be removed
01:00:04from being a five-star general
01:00:06if you hurt a civilian
01:00:07without adequate cause.
01:00:08I was just messing with them.
01:00:10Was he, though?
01:00:11We're not afraid of you.
01:00:14Jared!
01:00:15You have to avenge us.
01:00:16Look at this slut.
01:00:17She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:19She's cheating on you.
01:00:20Don't get back with her.
01:00:22Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:23I apologize for this scene.
01:00:25I'll toss out the potty crashes
01:00:26immediately
01:00:27so that you can go
01:00:28to his salvation banquet.
01:00:30Who did you say
01:00:30you were going to toss out?
01:00:32Who did you say
01:00:32you were going to toss out?
01:00:34The potty crashes.
01:00:37Oh!
01:00:38You have any idea
01:00:39who that is?
01:00:40That's my wife.
01:00:41Please save that title
01:00:42for the real skank over there.
01:00:44That's right.
01:00:46No, you're playing.
01:00:46Shut up!
01:00:48She's cheating on you!
01:00:49I know your place.
01:00:52You're just a side piece.
01:00:53If I still want you, that is.
01:00:55Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:57This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:00:59You slap her for this whore?
01:01:01Mom!
01:01:02I really think
01:01:03there's something, huh?
01:01:05Angela's an heiress
01:01:05to a family
01:01:06whose wealth and status
01:01:07goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:09She's richer even
01:01:10than Ellen Musk.
01:01:12I only got the Maple Plaza project
01:01:13because she gave it to me.
01:01:16What?
01:01:17You, apologize right now
01:01:20or I will kick you
01:01:21and your father
01:01:22to the curb.
01:01:27I'm sorry.
01:01:30No.
01:01:31This can't be.
01:01:33I made you
01:01:34divorce.
01:01:38Go home.
01:01:39You're not suited
01:01:40to come with me
01:01:41to my celebration banquet.
01:01:42I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:51Honey, I know you came here
01:01:53to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:54I promise no one
01:01:55will bother you anymore.
01:01:57I didn't come here for you.
01:02:00I'm on a date.
01:02:02A date with two men
01:02:03at the same time?
01:02:05She really is a whore.
01:02:07Angela, please forgive me.
01:02:09I really do love you.
01:02:10Oh-ho!
01:02:13Lady Larkhart is here!
01:02:17Oh-ho!
01:02:18Lady Larkhart is here!
01:02:20I said...
01:02:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:22We already know
01:02:23you beat Ford's effort.
01:02:25We're too old for that.
01:02:26They're here
01:02:27for my celebration banquet.
01:02:29Please,
01:02:29you gave me the contract
01:02:30so if anyone should go
01:02:32as my guest of honor,
01:02:33it should be you.
01:02:34Oh, yes, please,
01:02:35Miss Larkhart,
01:02:36join us.
01:02:37We'll all be one
01:02:38happy business family again.
01:02:41What the hell
01:02:41are you all doing here?
01:02:43Where were you?
01:02:45Stomach issues.
01:02:46Again?
01:02:48Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:49No.
01:02:50No.
01:02:52Let me make myself clear,
01:02:54okay?
01:02:54I would rather die
01:02:57than be with you again.
01:02:59Seems that they're not
01:03:00actually on good terms.
01:03:03I can't lose face
01:03:04in front of these pricks.
01:03:05Otherwise,
01:03:06they'll cut me off too.
01:03:07Angela,
01:03:07I know you're still mad,
01:03:08but please give me a chance.
01:03:09I'll prove it to you.
01:03:11You want a chance?
01:03:13Angela, no.
01:03:14You have three great guys here
01:03:16who all want to marry you.
01:03:17Don't take him back.
01:03:19I'll give you two choices.
01:03:23I'll give you two choices.
01:03:27Me.
01:03:28Or the contract.
01:03:30You're kidding me.
01:03:31No.
01:03:32I'm not kidding you.
01:03:34If you choose me,
01:03:36we can remarry this week.
01:03:38But,
01:03:39you don't get
01:03:40the $100 billion contract.
01:03:42The choice is all yours.
01:03:44So that's a tough choice.
01:03:46You think so?
01:03:47He either marries a royal heiress
01:03:48or gets a contract
01:03:49that takes his company
01:03:50to the moon.
01:03:51Either way,
01:03:51he benefits.
01:03:53Why can't I have both?
01:03:55You really are
01:03:56a greedy bastard.
01:03:58Angela,
01:03:58I saved you in the pool,
01:04:00remember?
01:04:00I deserved the contract.
01:04:02Did you really?
01:04:07Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:10He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:13Wait,
01:04:13what are you talking about?
01:04:15I,
01:04:16I choose the contract.
01:04:18I knew it.
01:04:19You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:22With this contract,
01:04:24my company's earning potential
01:04:25is limitless.
01:04:27Angela Lockhart,
01:04:28you humiliated me
01:04:29in front of everyone.
01:04:30I will get you one day.
01:04:32Let me show you something.
01:04:33You saved me.
01:04:51You saved me.
01:04:52I'm sorry
01:04:54if his lies led to you
01:04:56wasting three years
01:04:57of your life.
01:04:59But I promise you,
01:05:01I'm going to make it up to you
01:05:03with the rest of our lives.
01:05:04No,
01:05:05no,
01:05:05I wasn't lying.
01:05:07I just
01:05:07couldn't,
01:05:08can't remember exactly
01:05:09what happened that day.
01:05:10Does that mean
01:05:18we both each
01:05:19saved her once?
01:05:21What?
01:05:22Me?
01:05:23And Dr. Wilson
01:05:24losing at saving people?
01:05:26No way.
01:05:27You guys,
01:05:28one of you,
01:05:29do something life-threatening
01:05:30right now.
01:05:31You're crazy.
01:05:34And actually,
01:05:35they've all been doing
01:05:36horrible shit
01:05:37behind your back.
01:05:39What?
01:05:41Mr. Sterling
01:05:42had me investigate
01:05:43their company's dealings.
01:05:44Turns out
01:05:45they've been fudging
01:05:45the numbers
01:05:46on your shared
01:05:46accounts and contracts.
01:05:48Put it simply,
01:05:50they've been stealing
01:05:51from you.
01:05:52I can't believe
01:05:53I didn't realize.
01:05:54Ms. Lockhart,
01:05:55I'm so sorry.
01:05:57I should have had
01:05:57third-party accountants
01:05:58check thoroughly.
01:05:59No,
01:06:00it's not your fault.
01:06:01They're just
01:06:01too slick.
01:06:03You'd like me
01:06:03to punish them for a lot.
01:06:04Oh, God.
01:06:05No,
01:06:05not that again.
01:06:06Please.
01:06:08Max,
01:06:09you know what to do.
01:06:23The banks
01:06:24have pulled
01:06:24all of our funds.
01:06:26All business ties
01:06:26have been severed.
01:06:28We're bankrupt!
01:06:34How did you do that?
01:06:36Who are you?
01:06:36And don't say
01:06:38Spider-Man!
01:06:40I'll tell you
01:06:41who I am.
01:06:44I'll tell you
01:06:45who I am.
01:06:48I am...
01:06:49Crypto-Punk number two!
01:06:52What did he say he was?
01:06:53That's more bizarre
01:06:55than Spider-Man!
01:06:56You're Crypto-Punk number two?
01:06:59Well,
01:07:00I'm Crypto-Punk number one.
01:07:01See?
01:07:02See?
01:07:02You are number one
01:07:03at something.
01:07:04The most expensive
01:07:05NFT collection
01:07:06in the world.
01:07:07Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:10It's all about
01:07:10young money now.
01:07:11So,
01:07:13how about our date?
01:07:19I'm not letting
01:07:20one-off me
01:07:20on this one.
01:07:22I'll spy two.
01:07:22They forgot to cancel
01:07:37my contract.
01:07:38I still have
01:07:39the $100 billion project.
01:07:42Yes!
01:07:43I'm rich!
01:07:44They make them
01:07:46all pay soon!
01:07:53What?
01:07:54Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:56The Maple Plaza contract
01:07:57requires us to provide
01:07:5850% of the costs
01:07:59up front.
01:08:00Otherwise,
01:08:00it's a breach of contract
01:08:01and we'll have to pay
01:08:02for all financial
01:08:03repercussions.
01:08:04No!
01:08:06I'm bankrupt!
01:08:09I'm just a little
01:08:10Lockhart.
01:08:10You tricked me!
01:08:14I'm sorry I was late,
01:08:22my queen.
01:08:23I had to get some
01:08:24very important materials
01:08:26for our special date.
01:08:29Well, cheers.
01:08:32Cheers.
01:08:41This looks good.
01:08:44Did you use my spices?
01:08:49I know your ex-in-law
01:08:50has never appreciated you.
01:08:54You can have all the money
01:08:55and power in the world
01:08:56and you still can't force
01:08:58a man to love you.
01:09:01Couldn't even remember
01:09:02our anniversary.
01:09:02Angel,
01:09:07your future
01:09:10with me
01:09:12is going to be different.
01:09:15Come on.
01:09:17Go to the stairs.
01:09:18Hey.
01:09:19Wow.
01:09:38Devin,
01:09:39I can't believe
01:09:40this is what I've been
01:09:40missing out on
01:09:41these past few years
01:09:42just because of some
01:09:44silly mistake.
01:09:46Angela,
01:09:46I've known and loved you
01:09:49for three whole years.
01:09:51Actually,
01:09:52I've also loved you
01:09:53for three years.
01:09:55That's right.
01:09:56I fell in love with you
01:09:57three years ago, too.
01:09:59How is
01:10:00all of this possible?
01:10:02I didn't meet
01:10:03any of you
01:10:04until recently.
01:10:05Well,
01:10:06actually,
01:10:06maybe Devin,
01:10:07but...
01:10:08I've had a crush
01:10:10on you
01:10:10since college.
01:10:12You're my motivation
01:10:13to go to business school.
01:10:16Despite who you were,
01:10:18you never judged me
01:10:19for being poor.
01:10:22Are you trying
01:10:24to get hired
01:10:25at Fortune 500
01:10:26in a suit like that?
01:10:30All you do
01:10:31is babble on and on
01:10:33about Internet money,
01:10:35Bitcoin,
01:10:35and shit like that.
01:10:38Are you trying
01:10:39to steal my spot?
01:10:42I'll teach you
01:10:43a lesson.
01:10:45Hey!
01:10:46Get away from me!
01:10:47Get off!
01:10:50Fiesty girl.
01:10:51I like her.
01:11:03How is he?
01:11:04It's a rare poison
01:11:05made from a mixture
01:11:06of dried roots
01:11:07found in Africa.
01:11:08Ashtagah,
01:11:09salt teeth.
01:11:10Can it be cured?
01:11:11I actually think
01:11:12I know that poison.
01:11:13It sounds really scary,
01:11:15but its cure
01:11:15can actually be found
01:11:16in any developed country.
01:11:17Household salt.
01:11:26I like her.
01:11:28There you go.
01:11:31What time is it?
01:11:32Oh, shoot.
01:11:35I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:36I like her.
01:11:43I like her.
01:11:45We have been rivals
01:11:46ever since.
01:11:48So, that's how
01:11:49I, well,
01:11:51we
01:11:51all met.
01:11:53I barely remember.
01:11:55Should I never let you
01:11:55go to swim practice
01:11:56that day?
01:11:58Matthew Richards,
01:11:59the guy who poisoned me,
01:12:01attacked you
01:12:02out of revenge.
01:12:02You wouldn't have known.
01:12:04I did hear he dropped out
01:12:04and became a loan shark,
01:12:05though.
01:12:06That makes you feel any better.
01:12:08Yeah, I think that
01:12:09suits him a little better.
01:12:10Yeah.
01:12:11Angela?
01:12:11Your seven days
01:12:12is almost up.
01:12:13Now that you know,
01:12:14they all loved
01:12:15and fought for you
01:12:16for three years.
01:12:17Who will you pick?
01:12:18How can't that be?
01:12:25Angela Lockhart
01:12:27is an heiress?
01:12:32Kaylee,
01:12:33we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:36Bankrupt?
01:12:38The Vanderbilt's
01:12:39have gone bankrupt?
01:12:41Well then,
01:12:42get out of here.
01:12:43You can't do this to me.
01:12:45Oh!
01:12:48Jared!
01:12:49Mom, it's me.
01:12:50What happened?
01:12:52Jared,
01:12:53I have carefully
01:12:54reconsidered.
01:12:55Angela is way better
01:12:56than this dimwit.
01:12:57You should get back
01:12:58with your wife.
01:12:59We're bankrupt.
01:13:01What?
01:13:05Jared Cooper.
01:13:08We are here
01:13:09to propose
01:13:10your belongings.
01:13:12No one is going
01:13:13to save you now.
01:13:14What?
01:13:15What?
01:13:15What?
01:13:15What?
01:13:16Oh!
01:13:17Hello!
01:13:18Oh!
01:13:19What kind of an asshole
01:13:20throws his own mother
01:13:22to the dogs?
01:13:25Who will you pick?
01:13:30I...
01:13:31I brought you
01:13:36fried chicken.
01:13:36Fried chicken?
01:13:38Hey,
01:13:38not all girls
01:13:39like sushi and caviar.
01:13:40Yeah, he's right.
01:13:41I did live in Atlanta
01:13:42for three months.
01:13:43Sucking up last minute!
01:13:44At least I don't speak
01:13:46like an AI robot.
01:13:48Hey!
01:13:48Stop!
01:13:49Stop!
01:13:51Welcome back
01:13:52to the Bachelorette.
01:13:54I mean,
01:13:54the three badasses
01:13:56who want me.
01:13:57I mean,
01:13:58Angela Lockhart...
01:14:00You know what I mean.
01:14:02Today,
01:14:03our heiress Bachelorette
01:14:04will choose
01:14:05which one
01:14:06of our three badasses
01:14:07will she marry.
01:14:08will it be
01:14:10Shane,
01:14:11the doctor,
01:14:13Cole,
01:14:13the general,
01:14:15or Devin,
01:14:18the CEO?
01:14:23Looks like
01:14:23our Bachelorette
01:14:24may need to do
01:14:25a little more time
01:14:25to decide.
01:14:26Oh,
01:14:27the suspense
01:14:28is killing me!
01:14:29But when she does,
01:14:31she will take
01:14:32this eternal rose
01:14:33made from glass
01:14:34imported from Venice
01:14:35and give it
01:14:36to our winner.
01:14:38Angela?
01:14:41Angela?
01:14:42Oh,
01:14:43I, uh,
01:14:45I need more time
01:14:47to think.
01:14:48while our Bachelorette
01:14:54takes a little time
01:14:55to decide,
01:14:56why don't we
01:14:56check in
01:14:56with each of our
01:14:57candidates?
01:14:58Let's check in
01:14:59with each of our
01:15:00candidates.
01:15:01Let's start
01:15:02with Cole.
01:15:03Cole.
01:15:07There's not much
01:15:08to say.
01:15:09Who wouldn't want
01:15:10a five-star general
01:15:11who has huge
01:15:12biceps
01:15:13and massive
01:15:14chest
01:15:15who would
01:15:17protect, uh,
01:15:18wife.
01:15:20Okay.
01:15:23Uh, Shane?
01:15:26Muscles,
01:15:27money,
01:15:28they'll only get
01:15:29you so far.
01:15:30But you need
01:15:31a well-balanced
01:15:31man like me
01:15:32that has more
01:15:33than one way
01:15:34to keep a lady
01:15:34happy,
01:15:35if you know
01:15:35what I mean.
01:15:39Okay.
01:15:40I think we do.
01:15:41And Devin?
01:15:44That was
01:15:45quite disgusting.
01:15:48I just hope
01:15:49Angela's okay.
01:15:51I know she's
01:15:51going under a lot
01:15:52of stress right now,
01:15:53a lot of choices
01:15:54to make.
01:15:55And she's my queen.
01:15:58I just really hope
01:15:58she's okay.
01:16:00And then one more thing.
01:16:01What kind of a doctor
01:16:02brings fried chicken
01:16:04to a girl?
01:16:06That's a good point.
01:16:07It's bad for her heart.
01:16:08And then you,
01:16:11what?
01:16:12You know what they say
01:16:13about military men.
01:16:15They beat their wives.
01:16:21No!
01:16:23Stand up!
01:16:26Hey, you guys.
01:16:28Whoa, break it up!
01:16:30Hey!
01:16:31Break it up!
01:16:32Cut to commercial!
01:16:38Cut to commercial!
01:16:39You f***!
01:16:57This is the hardest decision
01:16:58I've ever had to make
01:16:59in my entire life.
01:17:00Who do I choose?
01:17:11Angela's marrying me.
01:17:12You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:14Oh yeah?
01:17:15I may be a doctor, but like I said, I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:24What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:26Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:27I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:29I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:31Don't forget about me.
01:17:33It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:39These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:17:42They do not help.
01:17:43Who made these?
01:17:45It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:55I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:17:57And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:01I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:03We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:05We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:07Oh.
01:18:08Oh.
01:18:09Oh.
01:18:10Oh.
01:18:11Oh.
01:18:12Oh.
01:18:13Oh.
01:18:14Oh.
01:18:15Oh.
01:18:16Oh.
01:18:17Oh.
01:18:18Oh, okay.
01:18:27Oh.
01:18:28everybody deth hew.
01:18:30Uh, you oh.
01:18:31together to take him down.
01:18:43This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:47I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up.
01:18:51Winter Mint or Cool Mint?
01:18:54You know, I've always really liked your ear.
01:19:01Really?
01:19:03I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:19:06So I appreciate that.
01:19:09Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:10And you know, Cool, I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:15Really?
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:19What do you got for me?
01:19:21I always really liked the way you chew gum.
01:19:24Yeah?
01:19:25Yeah.
01:19:26It's fresh, right?
01:19:27Yeah.
01:19:30You know, you're actually a really good doctor.
01:19:32Yeah, I appreciate it.
01:19:33You know, if you need me to look at you, I got you close.
01:19:36Hey, me too.
01:19:37Yeah, cool.
01:19:38Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:40Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:42It was Sarah Cooper.
01:19:44That fucker!
01:19:45We have to find her.
01:19:46What the hell?
01:19:47Her ring.
01:19:48Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.
01:19:51Well, let's go then!
01:19:52My own!
01:19:53My fiance!
01:19:54My fiance!
01:19:55My fiance!
01:20:01Jared.
01:20:06What am I doing here?
01:20:08You destroyed me.
01:20:11They took everything.
01:20:14What?
01:20:15I have nothing left.
01:20:17It's not my fault.
01:20:18You're too greedy.
01:20:20I wasn't greedy.
01:20:22Did I have sex with my wife?
01:20:24What?
01:20:25I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:26Oh yeah, I know.
01:20:27You wouldn't take me back now.
01:20:28Not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:31This is illegal!
01:20:32You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:20:35You won't have me arrested.
01:20:37You will take me back.
01:20:38Take me back.
01:20:40Ow!
01:20:41My bitch!
01:20:44I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:54You will be begging me to fuck you soon!
01:20:59Hey!
01:21:01Angela!
01:21:02Come in!
01:21:04You're too late!
01:21:07I drugged her.
01:21:08She'll be dead soon unless-
01:21:09Oh yeah?
01:21:10Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:12He really does have everything in us, Coach.
01:21:14Everything except for-
01:21:15Yeah, except for fruit-
01:21:16Yeah, except for fruit flavored gum.
01:21:17We get it already.
01:21:18Just save my boss!
01:21:21Here you go.
01:21:27You're all good now.
01:21:29Oh, thank God.
01:21:31But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:33What?
01:21:34What are you going to do to me?
01:21:36Hey, stop!
01:21:37No!
01:21:39Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:46Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:49Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:51What?
01:21:57So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:21:59You've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding?
01:22:02The Prince of Bhutan?
01:22:04And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:12Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:16But who's the groom?
01:22:17We're down to the wire.
01:22:18Literally.
01:22:19The wedding day.
01:22:20But who's the groom?
01:22:21We're down to the wire.
01:22:22Literally.
01:22:23The wedding day.
01:22:24But who's the groom?
01:22:25Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:26But who's the groom?
01:22:27Uh, seems our era still hasn't decided.
01:22:30Any input from the parents?
01:22:31Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice?
01:22:32Oh this is exciting.
01:22:34Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:37Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:38Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:40But who's the groom?
01:22:42Ah, seems our era still hasn't decided.
01:22:46Any input from the parents?
01:22:48Maybe that will help sway our bachelorettes' choice.
01:22:52Oh, this is exciting. Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:57Let me think.
01:23:02I like the doctor. He's cute.
01:23:06But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:11And we can't forget about Devin Sterling, the one who's loved her the longest. Isn't that right, Devin?
01:23:16Angela.
01:23:22You are all three very fine gentlemen, and I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:33But this was a really hard decision, and I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:42And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:47I'm just kidding. I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:57Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:24:00I mean Bachelorette once.
01:24:02They've all proven their undying love.
01:24:05So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart? Literally.
01:24:12Could it be the sexy and protective, general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:18Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird, Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:33And last but not least, could it be the richest man of them all?
01:24:37The man Angela would have married a long time ago, Mr. Devin Sterling.
01:24:41Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:48That has made the best man win.
01:24:52May the best man win.
01:24:54Drum roll, please.
01:24:56Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:19I choose...
01:25:26I need a powerful, strong man, and I'm willing to be like a thing with that to me.
01:25:36Who could persist those guns?
01:25:40Would they interest you in an NF-D, Ellen?
01:25:42Would they be like a full body choke-up?
01:25:43I'd be like a full body choke-up.
01:25:44I'd be like a full body choke-up.
01:25:45Shane, it's... you. I'm... love-sick for you.
01:26:01You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:03Yeah.
01:26:06It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:09Ellen, be my new queen.
01:26:10I thought we could go together.
01:26:12It's like guns, babe.
01:26:25It's always been you.
01:26:35I'll always love you.
01:26:39Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:42I'll always love you.
01:26:43I'll always love you.
01:26:44Would you like a full body choke-up?
01:26:45Have you seen my murderer weapons?
01:26:46I'd eat fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:47I'd eat fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:48I wouldn't know.
01:26:49If not, I would love you.
01:26:50Go back, fast.
01:26:51Go back, fast.
01:26:53I'd eat fruit...
01:26:58You tastes like a huge oil for me.
01:27:00Have you any of your vegetables?
01:27:01You're welcome.
01:27:11Soave.
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