- 2 days ago
Bob made his wife, Vanessa, stand on the street with a sign around her neck: “Wife for sale”. Soon, a couple came up to them. The man said that he had no money, but he could trade his wife for Bob’s. The two exchanged girls as if they were commodities and parted ways. Bob was happy with his new, gorgeous spouse.
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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30C'est parti !
01:00You know what I mean ?
01:02It's wrong to treat us like objects to trade.
01:05Oh, it's wrong.
01:06I know better.
01:07I'll explain you everything.
01:09I'm your husband now.
01:11Cheers.
01:12Cheers, man.
01:13Honey, I'm home.
01:19No.
01:20No, no, no, no.
01:24No.
01:25No, no, no, no.
01:28No, no, no, no.
01:29Honey, did we get robbed ?
01:34No.
01:35Why would you think that ?
01:36It looks like a tornado hit this place and all our savings are gone.
01:40Oh, we'll call cleaning.
01:41And money isn't gone.
01:42I invested it wisely.
01:43And in new dresses.
01:44Why did you take the money without asking ?
01:48Sweetie, if you want stylish and elegant wife, you need to invest in her.
02:03Just look at these beautiful dresses.
02:10So, what's for the dinner tonight ?
02:15I don't do this stuff.
02:19Order something or we could go to a restaurant.
02:24Oh, I can show one of my new dresses.
02:29Maybe you should cook something after all.
02:36Enjoy.
02:40You're kidding.
02:41You think only about yourself and you don't care about family at all.
02:46Yes.
02:47This is exactly what you wanted.
02:52Unlike my wife, you're a terrible housekeeper.
02:56If everything was so great, why did you want to sell her ?
03:01Now you've got what you wanted.
03:06Here you go, honey.
03:07You can have lunch at the office.
03:10Do you want my colleagues to laugh at me ?
03:12No, I just...
03:14Don't ever bring me food to my work again.
03:18Last time I was embarrassed because of you.
03:21Look at yourself.
03:24No one would ever want someone like you.
03:27Even for free.
03:29Oh, really ?
03:34Let's give it a try.
03:35More who I've done.
03:38I'm getting my wife back.
03:44Tell me where your husband took her.
03:47Hey, what do you think you're doing ?
03:49Grab your hands out of my wife.
03:50Hey, what's the problem now ?
03:52She's my wife now.
03:53She's my wife now.
03:55That's not true.
03:57Legally, I'm her husband.
03:58The deal is off.
03:59I want her back.
04:00Maybe she's better off with me.
04:03Why don't you ask her first ?
04:05Sweetheart, please forgive me.
04:16I...
04:18I was such a fool.
04:20I treated you terribly and I...
04:23I didn't appreciate you.
04:26But now I realize that you are the best wife in the world.
04:29Then you get it.
04:32He is my friend.
04:34I asked them to help me change your attitude.
04:37Hi, Bob.
04:40I won't tolerate being treated as a servant anymore.
04:46Yeah, of course.
04:47And I'm going back to my job.
04:49I want to be independent.
04:54As you wish.
04:55From now on...
04:58Things will be the way you want them.
05:03Oh.
05:06Honey, have you seen my keys?
05:08What...
05:09What I... I...
05:11Are you serious ?
05:12You bought a new rack ?
05:13Andy, I bought it with my own money.
05:14Honey, I told you a million times.
05:15There is no your money.
05:17It's our money.
05:18So stop spending our money.
05:20How does it look good on me ?
05:23I don't care.
05:24You're my wife anyway.
05:25If it's up to me, I don't know.
05:26You could wear a trash bag.
05:27It would be perfect.
05:28Just please.
05:29Thank you.
05:30Thank you, darling.
05:31That's a great start to our evening.
05:33What is this ?
05:37A gift for Stephen Lawrence.
05:39A gift ?
05:40What kind of gift ?
05:41A coffee machine.
05:43Coffee ?
05:44We don't even have a coffee machine.
05:45Are you serious ?
05:46No, no, no.
05:47They can keep going and buying their coffee and...
05:48We're gonna keep...
05:49But you don't drink coffee.
05:50I can start any time.
05:51Actually, I was thinking,
05:52It's a great day to start drinking coffee.
05:54So I'm gonna keep it.
05:55Because I want it.
05:57Great.
05:58So now what are we going to get the guys for their anniversary ?
06:01I don't know.
06:02This house is like a junkyard.
06:03It's like a gift shop.
06:04Just be creative.
06:05We're gonna find something.
06:06Creative.
06:07Think.
06:08Come on.
06:09Perfect.
06:10Look.
06:11Painting is gonna be great.
06:12It's great. Perfect.
06:13What are you doing ?
06:14They've been to our house and seen it hundreds of times.
06:17They are the most incentive people ever.
06:18They're never gonna know this.
06:19It's...
06:20It's great.
06:21I'm telling you.
06:22It's gonna be great.
06:26It's gonna be a great gift.
06:28What ?
06:33Anyway, yeah, I'm gonna...
06:34I'm gonna wrap her up.
06:35This is it.
06:36Trust me.
06:37It's gonna be perfect.
06:40Guys, that's a painting from your apartment.
06:42No, no, it's not.
06:43No.
06:44Yeah, it is.
06:46No, no, it's...
06:47It's from the same artist, but it's a completely different series.
06:51So, yeah, it's another one.
06:52Yeah, definitely.
06:54Finally, we have been waiting for you.
06:58Hey, hey.
07:00Oh, it's a painting from your living room.
07:02Yeah, it is.
07:05Yeah, yeah.
07:06I found this painting with you at the garage sale.
07:09The salesman liked Amanda, Andy took advantage of it, and voila!
07:13He bought this painting for nothing.
07:17No, it doesn't really ring a bell, no.
07:19I remember it very well.
07:22Yeah, that's definitely it.
07:27Okay, so there's no way to hide anything from you guys.
07:30There is this new online friendship challenge that I was reading online,
07:34and basically you find something most valuable in your apartment,
07:37and you give it to your best friends.
07:38Okay, so the most valuable thing in your apartment is this $50 painting.
07:44Steve.
07:46Come on, Steve.
07:47It's not about money.
07:48It's about...
07:49It's a moment of our friendship.
07:50It's very deep.
07:55I'm just kidding, guys.
07:56I love it, really.
07:57I love it.
07:58Yeah, it's a really great painting.
08:00Thank you very much.
08:01Well, I'm happy I appreciate it.
08:02It's priceless for us.
08:03But anyway, something smells great, so why don't we just, you know, dig in?
08:07Come on, guys.
08:08Hello.
08:09Sure, sure.
08:10All right.
08:12So you bought yourself a boat?
08:15I insisted.
08:17Steve got a promotion, and it's okay to treat yourself.
08:20Yeah, it's...
08:21It's a...
08:22200 model, so...
08:23200 model, man.
08:24That's cheap.
08:25Like, what kind of promotion was it?
08:26$20.
08:27Oh, come on.
08:28Promotion.
08:29Promotion.
08:30How about you, Andy?
08:31Did you finally get a job?
08:32You know, there's a lot of options.
08:39I'm just trying to figure out which one is the best.
08:42I'm waiting for the right amount of money.
08:43I'm gonna get it eventually.
08:44I don't see how it's any...
08:45Who wants some more?
08:48Ah, thanks.
08:49I think I've had enough for now.
08:51Honey.
08:52No, no, it's okay.
08:53I just need to stretch my legs.
08:54It's nothing, really.
08:55Okay, what is this?
09:02Some kind of joke?
09:04It's a game for you guys?
09:05What is it?
09:06Andy, what are you talking about?
09:08It's supposed to be funny?
09:09It's a game?
09:10What is it?
09:11You can be really weird sometimes, buddy.
09:12How about we love you for that?
09:14You are so chewful and...
09:15Fool!
09:17Yo, watch your damn mouth.
09:25I'm sorry guys, you know?
09:26It's part of my new psychological treatment.
09:29I'm working on my anger issues.
09:31So I love you guys too.
09:33How about we get down this delicious food?
09:36And cheers and thank you for having us.
09:41Okay.
09:43Please, eat.
09:49And then he asked me out.
09:52It was like a fairy tale.
09:54No way.
09:55I can't believe you two went to that party uninvited.
09:58It was my fate.
10:00Lauren, do you think I could have some more water?
10:02Yeah.
10:03Drink mine.
10:05Andy, isn't that romantic?
10:07Crazy romantic, guys.
10:08Oh my God.
10:09Yeah, but Steve was so weird that night.
10:13Talking all the time.
10:15I didn't hear my name and called me.
10:18Lauren, can I have some sauce for the hot dog?
10:22Yeah, of course.
10:24No, but everything is on the table.
10:27Yeah, you're right actually.
10:28Yeah, that's true.
10:29You're right.
10:30So how did he call you?
10:31He called me...
10:32And the barbecue.
10:33Why does it smell so good?
10:34Like you guys are eating wood or...
10:36You know, I'll tell you.
10:37I'll tell you later after the dinner, okay?
10:41Sure, sure.
10:42Okay, so that night Steve did hold me...
10:46Lauren, last thing.
10:47I'm sorry.
10:48I've heard you love flowers and so do I.
10:51Do you think maybe we can go and check your garden?
10:55Uh, right now?
10:56I mean, I cannot wait.
10:57I've heard so much about it.
10:58Yeah, so...
11:00Yeah, let's go check.
11:01Okay, that's funny that they're talking about the flowers right now, but...
11:05Okay, so...
11:06And then he confessed that he was talking about the princess from Star Wars.
11:11No way, that's crazy.
11:12Yeah.
11:15What is wrong with you?
11:16Are you crazy?
11:17There was...
11:18There was a bee, guys.
11:19There was a bee.
11:20I threw away.
11:21Yeah, really.
11:22There was a bee.
11:23I was trying to protect her.
11:24Come on, what did you think?
11:25Come on.
11:26If anything, you're welcome.
11:27You could sting her.
11:32So yeah, anyway...
11:37Congrats.
11:38Congrats.
11:39Happy anniversary, guys.
11:41Alright.
11:42The sweets are in the house.
11:44Honey looks amazing.
11:46Great.
11:51Friends, I want to tell you what you already know.
11:56First of all, you're a great couple.
12:02Second of all, you're wonderful friends.
12:05You've helped us out so many times.
12:07We will always be grateful for your generosity and kindness.
12:12Yeah.
12:13To Steve and Lauren.
12:15Cheers.
12:16Cheers.
12:17Cheers.
12:18Steve and Lauren, yeah, yeah.
12:21Honey, are you okay?
12:26Yeah, yeah.
12:27You know, it must be too many delicious burgers.
12:30So I'll be right back.
12:32Carry on with the fun, please.
12:34Carry on, carry on the fun.
12:35Don't worry.
12:36Okay.
12:37abrasive.
12:38Oh, my God.
12:40Oh, my God.
12:42Oh, my God.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:44It's Day.
12:452, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:48It's all okay.
12:49Okay.
12:50Oh, my God.
12:51Oh, God.
13:15Laura, est-ce que c'est votre nouveau téléphone?
13:16Oui.
13:17Vous mindez si je t'envoie ?
13:18Oui, bien sûr.
13:18Donc, est-ce que vous êtes heureux ?
13:21Est-ce que c'est l'argent ?
13:22Oui, je pense que c'est.
13:24Ok, c'est très light.
13:26C'est comme un toy.
13:27C'est fou, oui ?
13:28C'est trop petit et trop délicaté pour moi, je pense.
13:31Oh, oui.
13:33Et le cake a l'air délicieux.
13:35Je sais.
13:39Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
13:40Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
13:42Huss.
13:45Huss, dog.
13:48Je ne sais pas qui c'est.
13:51Oh, je ne sais pas, mais...
13:53Mais c'est Saint-Stud.
13:56Je ne sais vraiment pas qui c'est.
13:57C'est probablement une blague.
13:59Je ne pense pas qu'elle est.
14:02Chane, qu'est-ce que je parle de ?
14:03Je ne pense pas qu'elle est une blague.
14:06Chane, c'est...
14:07Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
14:08C'est-ce que c'est...
14:08C'est-ce que c'est nous.
14:08C'est-ce que c'est notre...
14:09C'est-ce que c'est notre maison.
14:09Quoi ?
14:10Lauren, la nuit avec vous a été délicue.
14:15J'allais le faire encore ?
14:17Qui est-ce que je suis ?
14:19Tu penses que je vais falloir pour votre excuse ?
14:22Qui est-ce que tu m'as dit ?
14:23Je n'ai pas de idée !
14:24Qui est-ce que c'est ?
14:25Hey guys ! Encore avec ces lieux !
14:27Je ne peux pas prendre ça anymore !
14:30Je n'étais pas censé dire quelque chose,
14:32mais l'autre jour, j'ai vu Lauren parler à quelqu'un,
14:35et je ne veux pas savoir les détails,
14:37mais je suis suivie et...
14:39J'ai peur qu'elle s'est mis en vous.
14:40Andy, qu'est-ce que tu parles ?
14:42C'est-ce que tu parles ?
14:43C'est-ce que c'est vrai ?
14:45Non, ce n'est pas vrai !
14:46Oui, oui.
14:47Il devait savoir savoir la vérité, je suis désolé.
14:49Oui.
14:50Honey, c'est une blague.
14:53Lauren, je...
14:55Je veux un divorce.
14:59Qu'est-ce ?
15:01Sorry, Lauren.
15:02Honey !
15:04C'est fou, je sais.
15:09C'est fou.
15:15C'est fou.
15:16C'est fou.
15:33Oui, Amanda.
15:56We need to talk.
15:59I want a divorce.
16:05Sorry, what?
16:06Yeah, I want a divorce.
16:08Yeah, I said it.
16:09I want a divorce, yeah.
16:10Andy, could you please explain me what's going on?
16:12There's nothing to explain.
16:13I wanted to have a divorce for a long time.
16:14I just, before I couldn't, and finally I can.
16:17So, so there it is.
16:19I'm free.
16:20And I'm gonna be rich again.
16:22Back in the game, it feels good.
16:25Oh man, it feels good to say.
16:27So, go team Andy.
16:29Oh man, what a thrill.
16:32So, oh, it feels good.
16:35It feels kinda good.
16:37So, it's coming.
16:39It's coming, it's just, you don't get it.
16:44It's just, it's, where is it?
16:48It's, why isn't it coming?
16:53Andy, the text is not coming.
16:57What?
16:58What text?
16:59How do you know about the text?
17:01I sent you those texts.
17:03And the tasks, and even fake notifications from the bank.
17:07I wanted you to reveal your true nature.
17:16I wanted everyone to know the real Andy.
17:19Greedy, materialist and lonely.
17:22But the only thing you're right about tonight, honey, is that we're getting a divorce.
17:26But it's not because of your wealth.
17:28It's because of your greed and inhumanity.
17:30You guys knew?
17:34Yes.
17:35They agreed to play along with me.
17:37They agreed because they were sure you wouldn't betray them.
17:40Such a shame.
17:41It turned out that you were willing to ruin the lives of people close to you forever, for money.
17:46So, there you have it, darling.
17:50Your reward.
17:55Come on, guys.
17:56I knew from the beginning.
17:57It was just a joke.
17:58You know me.
17:59I'm a prankster.
18:00Come on.
18:01Get out.
18:02Get out.
18:03You can take it with your...
18:06Get out, man.
18:16Talk to you.
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