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00:01Nowadays when you're walking down the street
00:04And everybody that you meet
00:07Has to stay away at least six weeks
00:10And I say, hey, I have so much anxiety
00:15I really need more therapy
00:18All these Karen's are scary
00:21Cause I listen to the trends, listen to the tweets
00:24Listen to the news, the news when they speak
00:27About killer bees and dead economies
00:29They get together and make us feel bad
00:31Fish and bored, rest in peace
00:33It's a shocking message
00:35And it comes from online
00:37Now Kanye says he's running
00:40And there's another strange swine
00:43And I say, hey, I lay awake in bed at night
00:47Mental breakdown, I just might
00:50I don't know what's going on
00:52Hey, what a stressful kind of year
00:55Hey, what a stressful kind of year
00:57Hey!
00:59Hey, D.W.
01:01Hey, D.W.
01:03Hey!
01:05No!
01:06No!
01:10Little kids couldn't camp out like us
01:16They'd be too scared
01:19Oh!
01:20When I was a kid, lots of things used to scare me.
01:26Like the dark.
01:37I was scared of the dark, too.
01:39But I was more scared of Binky Barnes.
01:46I'd really like a piece of that cookie.
01:51Please!
01:54Well, at least I'm not scared of the dark anymore.
01:57I was once scared of an old movie.
02:00Navy vs. the Night War.
02:05You were scared of that?
02:20Hi, everybody.
02:23Wow, it sure is great to see you.
02:26Because today, I want to show you something brand new at the clubhouse.
02:30I think you're really going to like it.
02:32Pretty mutual.
02:33You can customize your carpet insurance to save.
02:37Fufa wants to play a game.
02:39Hi, I'm Fufa, and I want to play a matching game.
02:44Let's find two things that look the same.
02:47This is a purple triangle.
02:49Now let's find the other purple triangle.
02:53Does this match the purple triangle?
02:56You're right.
02:58It's a green square.
03:00Does this match the purple triangle?
03:03You're right.
03:04It's purple, but it's a circle, not a triangle.
03:08Does this match the purple triangle?
03:11That's right.
03:13They match.
03:14Yeah, thanks for playing with me.
03:17Let's head on over to...
03:20Oh, look at that.
03:28Just my size.
03:34Mickey, what's your problem?
03:37Oh, hi, everybody.
03:39Oh, hello.
03:41Donald.
03:42Come on.
03:42Fufa's out of control.
03:45I'm going to stab him.
03:46Oh, come on, everybody.
03:48Follow me.
03:49You need the professor.
03:52Oh, you tricky little tractor.
03:54Whoa.
04:04Whoa, whoa, Luffy.
04:06Slow down already.
04:08The clickety-click tractor doesn't supposed to go that fast.
04:12I know, professor.
04:13But I don't think it knows.
04:19Red means stop.
04:21Green means go.
04:23To stop the tractor, pull the red lever.
04:26What did you say?
04:27It's of no use, boys.
04:33Goofy can't hear a word I'm saying, even.
04:36We just gotta stop that tractor.
04:38Step aside.
04:39I'll show you how it's done.
04:41Goofy can't hear a word.
04:53Whoa.
05:01Goatie can't hear a word.
05:03Thanks Donald.
05:04Uh, don't mention it, pal.
05:12Sorry I goofed up, Mickey.
05:14Ah, that's okay. You took us right to where I wanted to go.
05:17Welcome to the Clubhouse Farm.
05:24Here, we grow fruits and veggies and raise animals.
05:28Let me show you around.
05:30Healthy girls.
05:31Oh, Mickey and Donald have a farm.
05:36Mr. Mouse-a-doo.
05:39That is one badass blue French horn.
05:42Yeah.
05:42I took her out to this little bistro in Brooklyn.
05:46This show is so dirty, I don't know whether to hug you or run a shower for you so you can sit there alone crying and clenching your knees.
05:52It's just bad camera work, okay?
05:55I think we're going for another ride!
06:01Oh, my!
06:12Are you all right, Pluto?
06:15I hope everything's okay at the Clubhouse.
06:20This doesn't look like the Clubhouse.
06:30I wonder where we are, Pluto.
06:32Oh, my!
06:45Oh, my!
06:49Look!
06:57This place is really silly!
07:01Oh!
07:02Oh!
07:03Oh!
07:04Oh!
07:09Oh!
07:14Oh!
07:15Oh!
07:16Oh!
07:22Oh!
07:24Oh!
07:25Oh!
07:26Behold!
07:27Here is the Mouse-K-Diz!
07:30And say hello to Woodles.
07:35Woodles?
07:38You remind me of a friend we have at the clubhouse.
07:44I'm Minnie Mouse.
07:45I came to ask for your help so Pluto and I can go back home to the clubhouse.
07:52I'm Scarecrow Goofy, your wizardliness.
07:55I'd like a brain.
07:57I'm Mickey the Tin Mouse and I came to ask you for a heart.
08:02And I'm Donald J. Allen.
08:04I want to meet you in the clubhouse.
08:08Whoa!
08:10Oh boy!
08:11You got a brain and a heart and a jungle and a lion and a thing.
08:18You people is asking a lot from the wizard.
08:21I don't know about if I can help you.
08:24Oh, such a sad face you got, boo-hoo.
08:28I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
08:31I will gonna help you.
08:32If you prove your courage and meet the wizard's challenge.
08:38We have courage?
08:40Um, what's your challenge?
08:42All right.
08:43Bring me back Bitch Pete's hat.
08:46What?
08:48The witch's hat.
08:49You gotta be kidding.
08:52It's no joke.
08:53Without the magic power of his hat,
08:56Witch Pete can't be a bad and sneaky witch anymore.
09:00Come on now to Lou, over and out.
09:04Oh no.
09:06What should we do now?
09:08There's only one thing to do.
09:10We've gotta go to Witch Pete's castle and ask him for his hat.
09:14Finger.
09:14Oh, this is more of a floppy leotard than a balloon.
09:21Me.
09:24Surprise!
09:26Do-do-do-do-do!
09:27Presenting Mini Special Clubhouse Day Clubhouse Cake.
09:34Mini Special Clubhouse Day.
09:40Yowza!
09:41Look out, you big pig!
09:44He's coming!
09:49Yee-wee!
09:50Wah!
09:54That was close!
09:55I know!
09:57Oh!
09:58This isn't goody-good!
10:00The giant peach is heading for the barn!
10:02Oh no!
10:04This is a job for the clickety-flack tractor!
10:07Gotcha!
10:19Gotcha!
10:19Oh!
10:20You both look so handsome!
10:23Meow!
10:24Meow!
10:25Meow!
10:26Meow!
10:26Meow!
10:26Meow!
10:27Meow!
10:27Meow!
10:27Meow!
10:27Meow!
10:28All right, Donald!
10:28Why don't you finish grooming the rest of our pets?
10:31Okay, Mickey!
10:32And thanks for helping!
10:34Oh, you're welcome!
10:35Now I better check on Mickey!
10:37See you later!
10:38Bye-bye, Mickey!
10:39Meow!
10:40Bye-meow!
10:40Everything's under control for your show, Pluto!
10:49I hope!
10:50Gee, you're both good at jumping
11:08But you need to jump at the same time
11:11If you want to jump rope together
11:12Hi, Mickey
11:14Oh, are you teaching jump rope tricks?
11:17I sure am
11:18Because that's when the spell wears off
11:20And everything goes back to the way it was
11:22Have fun at the ball, m'lady
11:25Oh, thank you
11:27So long
11:28Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
11:34Oh, I can't wait to see the prince
11:37Oh, it's beautiful
11:43Oh, what an amazing dress you're wearing
11:49And I just love your shoes
11:52Oh, why thank you
11:55Thank you
11:55You look pretty too
11:57Hear ye, hear ye
12:00His royal highness, Prince Mickey
12:04And his royal pooch, Ludo
12:07Thanks, Professor
12:09Welcome to my grand ball, everybody
12:12Isn't this fun
12:15Come on, Hup
12:17And march with us, everyone
12:19Come on
12:21Oh, Hup, Hup, Hup
12:24I do all my pals
12:27To friends both far and near
12:30You gave me the greatest musk-a-day
12:34So let's see
12:35When I wanted to bring Mickey some balloons for his
12:37One
12:39Two
12:40One
12:41Go, go, go
12:43Now catch it on the bounce
12:47Don't slow down
12:49After you catch it, he'll kick it around
12:52Catch the ball, Ludo
12:55Go, go, go
12:56Stop moving, little Moo Muffins
13:03Come back to Mama, please
13:06Are you having a little trouble, Clarabelle?
13:08Oh, goodness, yes
13:10I was making a batch of my special jumping musical Moo Muffins for your birthday
13:15But the little treats turned out to have extra pep
13:18And these are the ones that got away
13:21Don't worry, Clarabelle
13:22I'll help you get them back
13:24Come on, everybody
13:27Count the Moo Muffins with me as I catch them
13:29Ready?
13:30Land on your nose
13:32I made a rhyme
13:34Let any butterfly bows land on your nose
13:37I made a rhyme
13:39Oh, hop, hop, hop
13:47Through the park we go
13:50Hop, hop, hop
13:52Then march, march, march
13:57Then march, march, march
14:02Not too fast, not too slow
14:05Then hop, hop, hop
14:12Isn't this fun?
14:15You bet
14:15Swirling's game
14:17That's how you hop and march
14:20Everyone
14:21Hello down there
14:26Loading chipmunks coming through
14:28We need a little help up here
14:30What are you boys doing up there?
14:35Dale and I wanted to bring Mickey some balloons for his birthday
14:38But I think we brought
14:41That's me
14:42Okay, we have a
14:48Our voice is louder
14:50Well, if we make a hole in the top of the hat
14:53We can shout through it
14:55Mickey, I can help with that
14:58There you go
15:02Thanks, Tootles
15:06Anytime, birthday boy
15:08Hey, everybody
15:13Cup your hands around your mouth like this
15:17And shout Donald with me
15:20Ready?
15:24Oh, Donald
15:25Oh, I hope this works
15:34I worry about Donald being all alone
15:38Lost in the park
15:42Hungry
15:46Oh, and cold
15:49Do you know where Donald is?
16:00What?
16:01Behind me?
16:03Well, did you miss me?
16:05Donald
16:06Oh, thank goodness
16:09I sure am glad to see you, pal
16:11Okay, Tootles
16:16Settle down
16:17I'm okay
16:18Oh, Mickey
16:19We heard you shouting all the way from the clubhouse
16:22Is everything alright?
16:25You bet
16:26But I gotta say
16:27This is one happy birthday Mousekoday
16:30I'm never gonna forget
16:31Oh, Mickey
16:33We're so sorry your Mousekoday didn't go the way we planned
16:36Oh, it's all my fault
16:38My jumping musical Moo Muffins
16:41Got in the way of your game of catch
16:43Nope
16:44It's all my fault
16:45I wrecked your bike ride
16:47When I flew to the top of the Moo Mart
16:49And we stopped your hopping hike
16:52Whoa, looks like I need a new string
16:59Maybe Tootles has a Mousekodule
17:02That can help me fix my ukulele
17:04Everybody say
17:05Oh, Tootles
17:07Don't lose
17:08Uh, Donald
17:14I think Donald Jr. wants to practice some more
17:17Okay, Donald Jr.
17:22Take it from the top
17:24Come on
17:25Let's all help Donald Jr. do the dance steps
17:28Stand up
17:29And dance with us
17:30Ready?
17:32Magic act
17:42I will now make
17:46A beautiful rose appear
17:48Hocus Pocus
17:50Gorge
17:53Is that a rose?
17:54Nope
18:01Definitely not a rose
18:03It's my pokey dotted gloss
18:05And it's stinky
18:07Just the way I like it
18:09Guess I ought to work on my act
18:13See you later at the show
18:18What a goof
18:21I think Goofy's got the right idea
18:24Okay, Cooter
18:25We gotta practice
18:27Step, step, step
18:31Hold on, Donald
18:32How about some music
18:33To help us learn the dance
18:35Hot dog
18:36It's my ukulele
18:38Gosh
18:39I haven't played it in a while
18:41Gosh, fellas
18:54Learning takes time
18:56And lots of practice
18:57Well, howdy, hi, hey
19:00And hello to you
19:01Hiya, Pete
19:02Donald
19:05Have you shrunk?
19:08That's not me
19:09You're a big predator
19:10Thanks, Donald
19:12Good luck
19:13Here we go
19:19Dive, dive, dive
19:35Deep beneath the blue
19:37Dive, dive, dive
19:38In adventure through and through
19:41Dive, dive, dive
19:42There's a happy fun-filled day
19:45A whole new world
19:47Awakes for you and me
19:48There's a world amazing
19:51Underneath the sea
19:52Where we dive, dive, dive
19:55Into the deep new wonder
19:57Dive, dive, dive in
19:59It's fun to be under the
20:01High seas, low seas
20:03Where do we go seas
20:05Where do we go seas?
20:05Where do we go seas?
20:07Where do we go seas?
20:09It's fantastic
20:13Just like flying
20:16Flying underwater?
20:18Yeah
20:19Say, Donald
20:20Say, Donald
20:21You want to steer?
20:22You bet
20:23Hang on, everybody
20:25Because I'm gonna
20:26Whoop-de-whoop
20:28Underwater
20:30Whoop-de-whoop
20:31Underwater
20:32We did an underwater
20:35Whoop-de-whoop
20:36Oh, what a spin we're in
20:39Whoa
20:41Whoop-de-whoop
20:43Underwater
20:45We did an underwater
20:47Whoop-de-whoop
20:48Whoop-de-whoop
20:48Whoop-de-whoop
20:49Whoop-de-whoop
20:50Whoop-de-whoop
20:51Whoop-de-whoop
20:52Whoop-de-whoop
20:53What is it, Mickey?
20:54The professor's super sonar
20:56Is showing a blue triangle
20:57Is it a sea monster?
21:00No, Goofy
21:01It's just a rock
21:03Ding, ding
21:04Awning
21:05What is it now?
21:07The super sonar
21:10Shows something else in the water
21:11Dead ahead
21:12It's something big
21:14Something with eight arms
21:19And it's blocking our way
21:22It's a sea monster
21:29That's no sea monster
21:30It's an octopus
21:32Wait a minute
21:34It's no octopus
21:35No
21:36It's Pete
21:38Oh, in a silly octopus costume
21:41Hi, Octo-Pete
21:44What?
21:45Oh, how'd you guess?
21:48Say, Octo-Pete
21:50We're looking for the big something
21:52At the bottom of Mickey Lake
21:54So, could you please let us pass?
21:56Uh, well, I guess so
21:59Mickey to see Captain Mouse
22:00For a great low rate
22:03You can get online
22:04Go to the general
22:05And save some time
22:06Got diggity-gop
22:08We're splitting the scene
22:09We're full of beans
22:10So long for now
22:12From Mickey Mouse
22:14That's me!
22:15At the Mickey Mouse
22:18Come
22:19Come
22:21Ah, thanks for stopping by
22:26Go to the OC
22:29We're doing a bit
22:30Of course
22:30So long for now
22:31To be happy
22:33We're gonna see
22:35What makes you want
22:36I gotta say
22:36Whoa, alright
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