00:00I cannot wait for prom.
00:12Oh, I know. I hope Alvy asks me.
00:14Ew. Alvy's shimmelfunning?
00:17What? I think he's cute.
00:20What about you, Rigby? Did you ask your girlfriend to prom?
00:24Yeah.
00:24Was it romantic?
00:26It was totally romantic.
00:30Hey, you want to go with me to prom?
00:32Like, as a chaperone?
00:34Nah, it's my date.
00:35Oh, totally. I never got to go since no one ever asked me.
00:38Nice.
00:40Aww.
00:41So, what kind of ride we talking here?
00:43Limo, hog, hot rod, what?
00:46Oh, we're just going to take the bus.
00:49Good one, bro.
00:51If somebody actually showed up in a bus, they'd look like such a loser.
00:54Man, Rigby's jokes are so good.
00:57Haha, yep. Just another one of my jokes.
01:03Hey, Skips. Can I borrow your car for prom?
01:05It's a van. And no.
01:08Hmm, let me think.
01:09No!
01:10No!
01:10Rigby, you know I don't have a car.
01:12Sure. Anything for my big bro.
01:14Give me some sugar first.
01:15Hmm, it's just one problemo.
01:20You totaled my car last week.
01:22Ah! You mean I just gave you sugar for nothing?
01:24Yeah, I've been riding the old recumbo to work every day.
01:27I gotta say, it's working miracles on my calves.
01:32Well, great. You were my last shot.
01:34There goes prom. Thanks for nothing.
01:35Hey, hey, hey, hold up.
01:37There's still someone you could ask.
01:39No.
01:39Bro.
01:41No!
01:41Bro.
01:42No!
01:46No!
01:47Bro.
01:48Would you two pipe down?
01:49I'm trying to polish my picture of my prized car.
01:52What a surprise for you boys to drop in.
01:55Drop in.
01:56Ha! You really think Rigby would just come to dinner?
02:00I know you just need something.
02:02Oh, hush, Sherm.
02:04So, how are things at work?
02:06Great. We just picked up Cheesers as a new client.
02:08That's on Donnie.
02:09I ate at Cheesers yesterday.
02:12That was a good update, Don.
02:17Yeah, so anyway, I just got all my credits for high school.
02:22Yep, getting ready to graduate.
02:25Moving up. Accomplishing stuff.
02:27In fact, I'm actually going to prom.
02:30With Eileen. You know Eileen.
02:32Yeah, and?
02:34That's it.
02:35And I was wondering if I could borrow your car.
02:37Oh, there it is.
02:39Now it comes out.
02:41See, Barbara?
02:42Of course he needs something.
02:44No!
02:45You cannot borrow my prized 1964 luxury sedan.
02:50Ah!
02:50This is so typical.
02:51You care more about that dumb car than you care about me.
02:54That's it.
02:55Go to your room!
02:56Fine!
02:56So, Don, you ready for some dessert?
03:03Oh.
03:06Rigby, you know this is a walk-in closet now.
03:11I know.
03:12I brought some tissues.
03:14I'm not crying.
03:16Oh, good.
03:16Why does Dad still have to be such a jerk all the time?
03:21It's just, neither me or Eileen went to prom, and I want to make it special.
03:24Hmm.
03:25All right.
03:26I'll make you a deal.
03:28Huh?
03:28No scratches.
03:30And I'm not involved.
03:33Thanks, Mom.
03:34You show that girl a good time.
03:37I will, Mom.
03:38Wow, hydrangea macrophila, my favorite.
03:54Whoa, who lent me that thing?
03:56My dad.
03:57Pretty cool, right?
03:58Wow, that was nice of him.
03:59Let's go crazy like teens.
04:01Ha ha, but not too crazy, you know, because I'm my dad's car.
04:05Hmm?
04:08Now be careful.
04:10Come on, let's have fun.
04:11Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:38Hey, Rigbo.
04:43Yeah, Jablonski.
04:45A bunch of us are going to go hang out at Lookout Mountain.
04:47See you there.
04:49Cool.
04:49Oh, Lookout Mountain.
04:52That sounds fun, huh?
04:54Let's go get the car.
04:56The car?
04:58Oh, right.
04:59Oh, darn tiny TV.
05:02Can't fix it.
05:04Why can't you be more like your brother the big TV downstairs?
05:06Sherm, I can't help but hear some metaphors in your insane ranting.
05:11Bob, you're killing me with this psychobabble.
05:14I'm gonna go get my 318.
05:20Rigby!
05:23Are you okay?
05:24It looks like you're stewing.
05:26Rigby, please tell me what you're stewing about.
05:28My dad didn't loan me the car.
05:30What?
05:30You didn't steal it, did you?
05:33No, my mom gave me the keys, but it's my dad, you know?
05:36He doesn't trust me with anything.
05:38I was hoping he'd finally be ready to see me as a real person.
05:41It's always Don, car, everything else, me.
05:44I know how you feel.
05:45My mom can get pushy too, but she still cares.
05:48I'm sure your dad cares too.
05:50There's no way this is more important to him than your happiness.
05:53Where's my car?
05:55It's the most important thing to me.
05:58Where's Rigby?
06:00You've seen Rigby?
06:02I'm his father.
06:04He's the grown adult who goes to school.
06:08Useless.
06:09Where's Rigby?
06:10You little homeless guy.
06:12I'm his father.
06:13I'm his father.
06:15Where's Rigby?
06:17Rigby was here?
06:18I give him all his credits and I still can't get rid of him.
06:22I can't stand him.
06:26So, do you like Prom?
06:28Wait, Rigby, I'm gonna kill him.
06:30Please be careful.
06:31This is my dad's suit.
06:33He cherishes it, but he let me borrow it just for tonight because he really, really loves me.
06:39You're not making any sense.
06:41Where's my son?
06:41I think the guys went to Lookout Mountain.
06:45Take me there.
06:51Yes, this never gets old.
06:56Do you ever look out at the night sky and think about how each one of those stars represents the infinite possibilities of our lives?
07:03Why yes, Tony, I do.
07:05Shove it, Tony.
07:07Yo, Rigby, sweet wheels.
07:10They yours, bro?
07:10Uh, no, they're my wheels.
07:16Dad, what are you doing here?
07:18I'm taking back my stolen car from my no-good son.
07:22Why is Rigby's dad in his underwear?
07:24You kids, get off my car.
07:26You two get in.
07:27Prom is over.
07:29Bye, Rigby.
07:33Uh, good luck, man.
07:38Rigby.
07:39Oh, Rigby.
07:41Eileen, close your ears.
07:44I always knew you were a liar and a loser, but I never thought you'd be a thief.
07:52I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
07:54Seems like every day you find some new way to mess up our lives.
07:57And now you've found someone new to mess up their lives, too.
08:02What?
08:03You heard me.
08:03Look out.
08:04I'm just going to go ahead and take these off now.
08:18Rigby!
08:19Oh, no, this is really high.
08:21Dad, give me the wheel!
08:22Rigby, now's not the time to...
08:24Rigby!
08:25And look what you did to the windshield!
08:27Dad, are you serious right now?
08:30Dad, I do stuff like this all the time.
08:31Just let me help!
08:32Of course you do stuff like this all the time!
08:35It's, uh...
08:36It's your fault we're here in the first place!
08:42Dad, stop!
08:43It doesn't matter if I ever get a big job or my GED.
08:46You're still never going to trust me, and that's on you!
08:48You're so focused on your car, you never noticed me growing up!
08:51Also, it's totally your fault, because you were the one driving and you weren't watching the road!
08:55Now give me the wheel!
08:57No, it's my car! You'll crash it!
08:59Give it!
09:01Eileen, you too!
09:02I'm doing this for your own good, sir!
09:04No!
09:06Thanks, Eileen.
09:07I promise I won't mess this up.
09:10No!
09:22Go left! Go left!
09:23Ah! Not right!
09:25Ah!
09:25Go! Go! Go! Go!
09:40Rigby!
09:56Rigby?
09:58The car!
09:59Forget about the car. Are you okay?
10:02Um, yeah!
10:04Eileen, you okay?
10:05Yeah.
10:06Eileen, did you have a good time?
10:10Oh, Rigby, that was the best and only prom I've ever been to.
10:16What you did back there was really impressive, Rigby.
10:19I mean, it showed initiative.
10:21Maybe you have changed, so I guess you can borrow the car whenever you want.
10:27Thanks, Dad.
10:29I should probably get a driver's license first.
10:36I should probably get a driver's license.
