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00:00:00okay welcome to the bracket episode 182 today we have myself tommy kb nick uh ebo and blutman
00:00:08blutman has been on in a hot minute uh ebo you were on kind of recently with conor griffin in
00:00:11your first appearance yeah very good job you had a great joke i forget what it was
00:00:14oh it was great yes i wanted uh i wanted to put anal on the a draft because i wanted it to be
00:00:20open-ended open-ended yeah that was right you did not specify what type of alien really good
00:00:24that was very good and then also blutman also had one of my favorite one-liners where he the
00:00:29we were talking about the sopranos i don't know if you guys remember that yeah yeah it's very well
00:00:33i forget what it was but it was just something about not seeing the soprano yeah he said i'm
00:00:37disgusted everyone in this room hasn't seen the sopranos i also haven't seen the sopranos like it
00:00:42was in a pure the purest deadpan you'll ever see in your life my god it was good uh fellas yeah but
00:00:49today yeah we're doing a little uh sorry what's the thing that you guys were talking about doing
00:00:52glazing the the glazing thing on mostly yeah the glaze was just the glaze yeah that's yeah it's
00:00:58just the glaze yeah that's we're doing a little starting off a little bit of that uh but before
00:01:03we get to our full episode which today we are going to be doing the a bracket of things that can
00:01:07instantly ruin your day let's talk about game time there's nothing better than getting to a baseball
00:01:12game especially last minute lucky for me i always use game time the official ticketing partner of
00:01:16barstool sports game time makes getting tickets faster and easier prices on the app actually go down
00:01:20the closer it gets to showtime but instead of baseball i was actually looking for tickets to a fun
00:01:24little hockey game i'm thinking maybe admirals at nailers the wheeling nailers that is what's
00:01:30no what caught me off guard you can get tickets for 22 dollars in row e right overlooking center ice my
00:01:38god what great seats those are yeah swing by west banco arena oh you make it a whole evening go to river
00:01:45city go to go to a haircut harem what was it again the the harem lisa's are there any of the harems
00:01:52yeah at least got a drink with gabe blackman gabe yeah um yeah make it an evening 22 bucks yeah
00:02:00stradwick's fade cave i think was another one of them there's a lot of we've talked about a lot
00:02:06this the hair places here way too often uh but anyway yeah you can get those tickets for 22 bucks
00:02:12and you can put those savings back in your pocket spend them at the ballpark or the rink on a hot dog
00:02:16new hat or some good old-fashioned cracker jack so what are you waiting for i'm gonna go get those
00:02:19tickets to the nailers right now with game time take the guess we're going to buy tickets at game
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00:02:32time app today what time is it game time that's right so again we're doing a bracket of the biggest
00:02:38uh or things that can instantly ruin your day and starting out we have a 12 seed versus a 5 seed
00:02:43matchup the 12 seed this is from tommy smokes and i do like this one quite a bit um it's just like
00:02:48an incessant headache so not just like one that comes and goes one of those migraines that you
00:02:52just can't get rid of excedrin's not helping water's not helping you're just sitting there and all you
00:02:56can think about is how much your head is just fucking exploding it is it is the worst right
00:03:00tommy yeah complete day winner excedrin can cure like 90 of headaches excedrin is a miracle drug but
00:03:07uh yeah i mean you literally can't do anything you can't focus on anything you can't talk to anyone
00:03:11you can't think about anything like you said but how bad your head hurts it's just go to bed and
00:03:15try again tomorrow the worst part about headaches is the headache but the second worst part is
00:03:20nobody believing you yeah that's an auto lie yeah it's a wife getting out of sex lie yeah i wish
00:03:26there was something physical that you could show like look yeah yeah uh and that's going up against
00:03:32our number five seed which is waking up and realizing you forgot to charge your phone which is another
00:03:37brutal one you didn't get a full charge and you can also add on to this i think just phone charging
00:03:41stuff in general so maybe you're running out of battery and you don't you're not near a charger for a
00:03:44while let's just say phone charge in general but i think specifically waking up and realizing your
00:03:48phone wasn't fully plugged in and you're at like 10 to start the day it's just it's a brutal brutal
00:03:53start to your your day so let's start with you actually tommy uh which one do you think is a more
00:03:58instant day winner getting one of those migraine headaches or waking up and just realizing you just
00:04:03didn't have a charge it's it's got to be the headache the phone thing you know sucks you want a full
00:04:08charge phone but it's so easy to charge your phone nowadays like even you know you forgot when you wake up
00:04:13you throw it on the charger while you're in the shower and you'll be fine you know you if you
00:04:17have a bad headache you can't use your phone either like you just can't even stare at your screen um
00:04:22and you know sometimes it's nice to get away from all this fucking technology that we're so fucking
00:04:27consumed by all the fucking time so it could be a little treat when your phone dies there's no treat
00:04:32about getting a headache and it's less fixable you can get a charger pretty quick you're not sure if
00:04:36excedrin's gonna work so i'll go headache one vote for headache how about you blotman
00:04:40yeah i mean well the phone let's say it's at 18 when i wake up what a bummer i gotta get to work
00:04:48and there's no chargers at this point none that becomes that is no outlet so that's a disaster
00:04:54no it's gonna be the headache even though i think i don't think a headache would be a true
00:05:00day ruiner for me and i'm trying to think of the last time i even had a headache and
00:05:04none come to mind you don't remember your no no i don't know you got a foolproof brain
00:05:12i or i just have a constant headache oh you're just used to it yeah yeah but i'm going yeah
00:05:21headache two votes for headache kb i've never had a lasting headache oh you're so lucky the pain
00:05:30medications available are batting a thousand for me they work quickly and thoroughly um but if i did
00:05:36that would that would ruin the day that would completely ruin the day but i don't um and i
00:05:41have been victim to waking up you know i'm on nine percent that i was gonna go for a run
00:05:46and will it ruin my day no it'll ruin the morning um
00:05:51so you know but you know there could be a domino effect it delays my you know my morning and then
00:05:59something else could happen so i'm gonna go the charger because that's just like a
00:06:03a tried and true um inconvenience yeah you have other medical maladies other than the headaches
00:06:08the not being able to burp one is i just don't physically understand how that's an actual thing
00:06:12still that's crazy yeah it's a community yeah uh so two for the headaches one for not the phone
00:06:18charge nick yeah i i was i through like middle school and beginning of high school i was played
00:06:23with migraines pretty badly i used to have like to get a big encyclopedia did you guys ever have to
00:06:28that and push it on your head for like pressure now i have those goggles you i bought off amazon
00:06:32they like tighten up against your face and they press against your eyes it feels so good and it's heated
00:06:36it helps a lot that with an excedrin um they don't happen to me frequent enough now for like
00:06:43it's a day ruiner for sure but i can afford to you know i we have the sick days you know we have
00:06:49unlimited sick days you can take the day and it's nice to have that little reset sometimes um the phone
00:06:54charger as a pokemon go guy god i uh this this past week i forgot to charge my phone i wake up in the
00:07:01morning i'm it's on you know 30 but the community day started at two and i was i went about my day and
00:07:10it's it's a quacksly community day i paid a dollar 99 for a community day pass for quacksly and i
00:07:17didn't get to really experience it to the fullest that's more than a day ruiner yeah yeah so uh i'm
00:07:22going with uh obviously the fucking headache all day yeah don't you do that thing where you like
00:07:28push your eyes in oh yeah dude i get a lot of pressure behind my eyes and i can like push them
00:07:33and it like makes a noise it's one of the grossest things i've ever seen but i like to watch you do it
00:07:37thank you brother evo um i am only inconvenienced by my phone charger i think out at a bar like if
00:07:47i've been out on an all-day saturday maybe like you showed up somewhere at noon watching college
00:07:52at ball and then all of a sudden let's stay out for the night games and it's it's 10 30 all of a
00:07:57sudden that'll ruin my night i will go home i will not stay out with the dead phone headache all day
00:08:02fair hangover headache i think oh persistent hangover headache i have zero sympathy for that
00:08:08it's self-inflicted and that's almost like a rite of passage like i drank so much i had fun this is
00:08:12the price i pay fair i find it to be the the most unmanageable thing in the world sometimes i'll have
00:08:19two two beers i'll get the the all-day headache no tummy ache hangover far worse than a tummy ache
00:08:25hangover uh headache all day landslide headache in the landslide it's going to win four to one
00:08:31next up we have the four seed versus the 13th seed the four seed is let's say shopping bag breaking
00:08:37so you let's say you're carrying your grocery bag you're carrying a shopping bag and it rips
00:08:40especially the paper ones now the paper one just shreds down the middle all your shit falls out
00:08:45and guess what you don't just carry around backup bags do you it's no you don't have bags with you
00:08:49unless you're jeff d lo with your portable card i still was that was he fucking i laughed you out
00:08:56of focus that's a big that's a big one for me that's like that's a that's a feat dude that what
00:09:07was that thing was he fucking with us with that the shopping no you know you think jeff d lo was
00:09:13fucking with us about buying an as seen on tv product that's bread and butter come on buying a
00:09:19portable grocery cart that would you they give you those for free that's the most that's the
00:09:23michael jordan city purchase ever correct i'm not lugging around a grocery cart and just being like i
00:09:28wish i had this same guy that did do the uh the bento box the bento box is one of my favorite
00:09:37oh my god lunch box pale how many years was the bento box on waiting six five or six years i
00:09:44believe yeah something like that that was a hell of a kickstarter campaign though uh so the bag
00:09:49ripping and just letting all your shit out on the sidewalk versus the number 13 scene which is
00:09:53the person submitted biting their lip but i think biting like the inside of your
00:09:57mouth honestly is kind of worse but what do you guys think inside a mouth yeah i think like getting
00:10:04that little clip like getting like a canker but then you just keep biting it yeah yeah yeah and
00:10:10especially if like you're not even can't touch you just get you you almost can hear like a
00:10:12sickening like crunch like i hate that i hate that more oh wait so you're saying the one the one
00:10:18maybe more towards your canines is worse than the one on your cheek or are you saying the cheek
00:10:22one i think of it like right on the inside like here-ish i think inside of the mouth is the
00:10:27general idea like inside of the mouth biting the inside of your mouth versus the out exterior um
00:10:32anything outside your lip so it's like biting the inside of your mouth and like that sort of like
00:10:37saga that goes with that with a sore that grows from that uh going up against uh the bag breaking
00:10:42starting with you ibo yeah i'll take the uh biting inside your mouth that that's more than a day
00:10:47ruiner that could ruin my week ken jack when you said the crunch that's what's just sends a shiver
00:10:51down my spine like you feel you really feel like you get a you dig these into your skin yeah and then
00:10:56oh it hurts so bad i get so mad i'll take it out on the nearest person by saying something snarky
00:11:02and cunty uh oh then i fiddle with it with my tongue yeah oh and it's like a little loose
00:11:08a little loose skin laying around in there yeah you can't stop playing with it yeah that that i
00:11:12literally can't eat probably if i get a cut in my mouth will ruin my whole week i'll go with the cut
00:11:16in the mouth i don't know if you guys had braces but do you remember when you had to put the wax on
00:11:19the back oh yeah it would just leave the biggest gash back there like i think i still have like marks
00:11:25like a permanent scar yeah yeah you're gonna go with the biting lip as well or biting have to have
00:11:31to mm-hmm kb get any mouth bite or burn um is the epitome of a day ruiner because it's gonna ruin
00:11:40about it about a day um you're gonna be molesting it with your tongue all day you're going it's gonna
00:11:45affect how you eat um you're trying to get ken jack out of focus yeah you're trying hard you are it's not
00:11:51happening again my boy was crystal you're gonna be um in pain and you're going to be uh angry too
00:12:01it's gonna make you really angry ruin the day nothing more um grocery bags yeah like that would
00:12:08too though but i grew up in the industry so yeah you're a son of a grocer and i you know i did i always
00:12:16double you stay prepared that's fair if that happened if that happened in my canned goods and
00:12:21ears of corn went tumbling down the road like that would be maybe worse than biting no i'm gonna go
00:12:26with the mouth injury mm-hmm blutman a lot of complaints about a fun little mini game to help
00:12:33you get through your day keep in focus it's the i i i tend to think i'm a very good and safe grocery
00:12:40shopper who gets everything back home swiftly and respectfully i'll put stuff in my backpack
00:12:46because i get paranoid about the the bag breaking these these new bags these paper bags they don't
00:12:54feel like they could carry the whole weight of it and i envision walking through the street on that
00:12:59crosswalk and everything bursting out the bag in a whimsical fashion people honking at me i'm just i
00:13:07got stuff rolling down the street every everything's gone everything i purchase is gone now what do i do
00:13:13it's a scenario i wouldn't ever want to live i wouldn't want to wish it upon anyone that's not
00:13:19a day ruiner that's a month to month ruiner where you're having the ptsd flashbacks and thinking back
00:13:26at it it's a terrible if i saw you chasing a bag at down michigan ave i would never look at you saying
00:13:32it's i'd yell out my window baguette
00:13:34what do you call it i do i can't imagine that being like the most slapstick funny way though like
00:13:43the car runs over your orange and sprays the juice on you like you know what i mean yeah yeah well i
00:13:50don't want and chasing after the chef boy rd can that's rolling through the street you think you
00:13:56chase your baguette yeah you would have purchased no dude if my bag rips that's a lost cause i keep
00:14:03going you're not going to go back and get new food though dude i think i chalk it up as a loss i think
00:14:08i sigh like louder than stefan's ever sighed before and then i just walk away i mean this is
00:14:13a complete and utter ruiner yeah i do we established this on this program quite a long time ago that a
00:14:20guy chasing after a piece of paper is the least manly thing they can do and i believe right we did
00:14:26talked about that so if the bag counts underneath that so it can't be doing that so tommy i'm going
00:14:33lip biting uh i mean the grocery thing sucks but i don't know you fucking pick them up and you're
00:14:38you're over it within 10 minutes no the lip biting is that that's more than a day runner that could be
00:14:44a week runner if you're considering re-bites of the lip and it's very hard to eat sometimes just
00:14:49talking so definitely lip biter so but biting the mouth is going to move on now with the nine seat
00:14:55versus the eight seat the eight seat i love this one uh tommy submitted which is just being sticky
00:15:00i do think that's a great oh yeah oh oh if i ever like touch a degree the sap i got sap for about a
00:15:08week oh it's the worst yeah what were you thinking specifically tommy just any type of stickiness i feel
00:15:14like it happens more as a kid maybe i'm thinking of like you finish an ice pop as a kid and it would
00:15:19melt on your hands and fingers and just be just being sticky specifically on the hands it's cotton
00:15:26candy cotton candy baseball game cotton candy is the worst oh my god yeah and that gets that gets
00:15:32sticky in your hands and also if you try to eat the other way like just straight off the thing then
00:15:35you also get sticky on your mouth so either way you're getting sticky uh and that's going up at
00:15:40number nine seed which is spilling something on your shirt so i'm worth i'm thinking more like the
00:15:44stain type of thing not spilling water on yourself but like let's just a couple drips of your morning
00:15:49coffee onto your shirt it's just the fucking worst it's because it's going to be there all day there's
00:15:53nothing you can do about it you're gonna be thinking if it's staining your shirt sucks so spilling
00:15:57something on your shirt let's say staining uh versus being sticky let's start with you tommy
00:16:01this is tough um i was i was definitely gonna go being sticky but i mean if we're talking stain
00:16:09then it's more than just a day runer that that whole new that shirt could be ruined um obviously
00:16:15if you're going somewhere on a uh if you're going on a date or something and then that's embarrassing
00:16:21but also if you have sticky hands on a date she's probably gonna have even more questions uh
00:16:26after the date yeah from all the fucking pussy juice uh anyway i'm gonna go with uh stain on the
00:16:35shirt stain on the shirt one vote too then you gotta go to the bathroom and you gotta put your
00:16:40shirt under the the dryer like that and hope that it gets it off that's always embarrassing
00:16:45one vote for and it never works never works uh are you guys to go laundry detergent guys you guys
00:16:53ever do that i'd bring the pen out i have a tie i'll bring it out just in case yeah you just like
00:16:57have it on you at all times you gotta be like to do that you have to be like the most responsible
00:17:03slob to like i don't think you're gonna need that but still have the foresight oh what was
00:17:09what jigglypuff do that's right uh yeah i usually have a tied pen because it's just that's i hate it
00:17:16mm-hmm it's yeah uh blutman yeah i mean every shirt sweatshirt whatever i own that's in my arsenal
00:17:27i had like is very cognizant of the fact that it's going to get messy at some point i'm a chronic
00:17:36uh the the the spiller i suppose the the spaghetti sauce will get on my shirt from time to time it'll
00:17:43be seven minutes later oh it's there where are you gonna do it and my whole life has been lived
00:17:47with with my shirt being a canvas for my food from so like it's it's the sticky the sticky is gross
00:17:55one vote for the stickiness kb sticky is worse but it has a pretty effective and easy to obtain
00:18:05remedy to the sink um yeah it's it's the coffee you spill it on yourself you're all pissed i mean
00:18:13coffee is the look that that's the momentum of the day that caffeination session then you know
00:18:19that's fucked up and then you're gonna be it you're gonna be upset during it and you're gonna you're
00:18:22gonna lose your momentum so that well two votes for the coffee nick um it's gotta be it's gotta
00:18:28be staying uh maybe it doesn't have to be coffee uh i don't think so something just something that
00:18:34can stain because i was uh i was on my way to the airport stopped somewhere for lunch drovers
00:18:39wings and i got i ate a wing and it fell off on my lap and i tried to wash it off and it was just
00:18:44a grease stain right where my dick was on gray light gray kelly like is it kelly kelly green uh
00:18:49light gray sweats heather gray and it just had a permanent piss stain at the airport flight layover
00:18:58back it was a nightmare and i couldn't hide it it's almost a similar discomfort as just being sticky
00:19:04like you can't you only feel it you can kind of feel it on your body you feel it um there's no worse
00:19:10like when you wash your clothes and there's like that dark that permanent wet spot on a dark shirt
00:19:15uh you throw the shirt away it's embarrassing it draws the eye uh you can't really see sticky for
00:19:22the most part and uh i can hide i can hide sticky i can't hide stain it's funny because i don't know
00:19:29which excuse is worse if someone's like hey you got a piss stain on you like no babe it's actually uh
00:19:33wing grease it's wing grease from like four time zones away yeah uh another vote for the spill ebo
00:19:41yeah i think this is purely a duration issue right it's it's the spill the sticky is is temporary
00:19:46spill is forever so spill is far worse that means that the spill is going to move on now we have our
00:19:5216 seat normally it's a chain but today it is a blutton because blutman gave a lot of very
00:19:58interesting options so i start out our 16 seat blood in with uh the food delivery guy is on a bike
00:20:06that's that's all it takes for you yeah the food is bound to be cold there's no i mean in new york
00:20:14city they're all always yeah i don't live in they're the best though though i didn't take that
00:20:19into consideration seeing the bike symbol on your your delivery app is in chicago oh that's a right
00:20:25that's an instant mood ruiner it says six minutes away i put the stop clock on um and if i see him
00:20:34stop for like 30 seconds it's it i like chase him it's i'm gonna find you i will know you're not
00:20:41in motion it's agitating uh and then you have getting in your car and not being able to see
00:20:47over the steering wheel that would be tough that would be a day ruiner no doubt luckily i don't
00:20:52think it's happened to any of us probably no probably who said probably yeah i'm just
00:20:59that feels pointed yeah it might have happened to other people and that we know uh smoke detector
00:21:07going off in the morning uh that's never happened to me in the morning that would be actually genuinely
00:21:13alarming to me um no not in the morning for me that was actually a chain that that was actually
00:21:20that yeah okay um getting jumped that would be yeah i don't know if it's necessarily in the spirit
00:21:27of what we're talking about but yeah getting jumped would definitely ruin your day not easily
00:21:31prefer include 9 11 would be a tough uh in the same spirit of that getting shot jesus well that's
00:21:41more life ruining yes yeah oh it could be day ruining well i think it's more life than day it's in
00:21:47like the pinky toe life okay no that's day also getting a shot
00:21:53getting a shot okay oh a shot of shots no you know like yeah oh a shot oh oh now that is day
00:22:06ruining yeah i hate having like it's not about the shot too it's the process hmm and also some some
00:22:12them actually leave your arm very sore which i do i do despise i hate that it does uh waking up in
00:22:17the hospital when like you didn't you didn't know you were gonna wake up in the hospital you're just
00:22:25in the hospital has that ever happened to you no not to me how many things are personal experiences
00:22:29that have ruined your day shots as a kid stunk i've never been shot the smoke detector is annoying
00:22:37never in the morning never gotten jumped what was the first one they're yours food delivery
00:22:43guy on a bar on all the i mean the food delivery one happens uh a wee bit yeah that's really annoying
00:22:50and then lastly uh getting a haircut yeah which you are doing today the way yeah i saw you reach out
00:22:58on twitter yeah for haircut recommendations it was are you considering it i'm getting a haircut today at
00:23:04four it wasn't a recommendation i was just curious wait is your day room it will be
00:23:09which part of the haircut like ruins your day is it the the first look everything the small talk
00:23:16everything you're gonna have to talk to him uh because they probably make a comment just like
00:23:20wow that's a lot of hair yeah it's the same shtick every time i really read every and then it's
00:23:25gonna you're gonna get the haircut everyone's gonna talk about it yeah it's the worst yeah i hate it
00:23:31looking good are they gonna answer your beard yeah something's different about you oh mr it's the
00:23:39yeah the day after the haircut's the worst yeah why do people feel the need to remark on it all the
00:23:45time yeah you have to do it i think they're trying to be nice they are hey i noticed hey i don't think
00:23:52i think it's harmless it's it's only the other way when it's mean like when uh hubs went to the
00:23:56dominican barber and got that weird ass baby yeah no so i hate it when like i i'll i wear a hat
00:24:03every day and i'll get a haircut and people will notice and be like take the hat off no no haircut
00:24:09haircut getting getting a bad haircut i would say is uh a day runer because like the next day you're
00:24:15kind of over you like i can fix this i'll salvage it somehow have you ever just looked at yourself in
00:24:19like the rear view mirror of your car after walking out and just like fuck man god damn it
00:24:23i got destroyed at a place at a christmas themed barber shop and wheeling it was a
00:24:29like a christmas pop-up beautician and then you said thank you and tip 20 bucks on top i said thank
00:24:35you to 20 bucks once went right to uh um sports clips and they brought out everybody to look at
00:24:43how bad they were like was your head tilted it was so bad dude you guys ever told the the dresser or
00:24:50the hair cutter or the barber that when they show you the mirror when they show you the back that
00:24:54it looks bad it's like good job i don't know what i'm looking for yeah perfect good perfect thank you
00:24:59that's what that's my go perfect no more that's it i think i think my worst haircut experiences have
00:25:06been when they've just cut too much off like more than i wanted off but there's no fix to that no you
00:25:11can't do anything it's already too late and they're holding a razor next to your fucking head you
00:25:15can't say yeah yeah i don't know if you do it i i go to a different uh person every single time
00:25:20i i can't i have to go to like the same place or else oh it's the opposite yeah i i mincey went
00:25:27up to me a day saying that you got i gotta get you set up with my hairdresser but that was a tough
00:25:32five minutes that's being only five minutes that sounds like a win they probably have like a reverse
00:25:37dynamic when mincey comes in for a haircut like the typical like hair cutter trying to talk to the
00:25:41client oh yeah shut up yeah i mean then they just go to fish yeah exactly go to fish uh okay
00:25:50so again to run through the blood in options we have the food delivery guys on a bike uh getting
00:25:54on your car and not being able to see over the steering wheel smoke detector going off in the
00:25:57morning getting jumped getting shot getting a shot waking up in the hospital or getting a haircut
00:26:02let's start with you evo which one of the blood in options you want to go up against or one seed
00:26:05i i'm i can't pick any of the the violent crimes right because yeah sanctity of the bracket
00:26:11would say that those aren't really within yeah yeah i call it tommy's the entire board right are
00:26:16you what no there's a there's a sanctity of the bracket board that i run things by and you know
00:26:22that's sort of how this goes yeah yeah i feel like this is more about the minor inconveniences in life
00:26:27correct and i i think um outside new york city the bike is a is a major inconvenience inside new york city
00:26:33is maybe the opposite if i saw a delivery driver in a car i would be very upset um but i will go i
00:26:40would cancel my order if i saw a delivery driver in the car in new york city like what is going on
00:26:46uh yeah i'll go with the bike the bike delivery driver one vote for the bike no nick
00:26:52um god it sounds so spoiled and that person probably doesn't have a car and they're trying
00:26:59to just make money um but i hate them i'm gonna go with the bike yeah another vote for the bike kb
00:27:10yeah when you order from an app you and you're paying the extra fees like you you're paying for
00:27:16the most convenience possible and you and you want it as soon as possible um so when you see
00:27:23something like a bike um yeah you get filled with rage and then it's like this the kindest hardest
00:27:31working guatemalan man yeah it's like ah yeah i feel a little bit bad after uh blutman
00:27:39yeah uh for me haircut um just i you know you asked me on the yak the other week last time i cried
00:27:50now thinking about the last time i actually cried was probably a haircut in the in the earlier years of
00:27:56of liam hood i can't do the haircut haircut's still a day ruiner for me i won't talk the rest of the day
00:28:04after i get it i just i'm miserable i don't like i don't like looking at it i don't like looking
00:28:10forward to the next day with all the remarks that you guys said like tomorrow's a terrible day for me
00:28:17so i might just start calling you haircut every day what's up haircut just asking people if they
00:28:26like liam's new haircut look at hey come check out this guy oh you guys what are we doing for you
00:28:33today oh what do you want what do you want i never know why i'm supposed to see yeah i never talk
00:28:39i just close my eyes chase i slept during haircuts that's asinine i could never oh it's the easiest
00:28:45place to fall asleep i think yeah no i don't i don't want i have never fallen asleep in the barber
00:28:51chair but there's like never anywhere i have felt like more tired or like subdued in my life than
00:28:56in the barber chair i could get my haircut today it feels good it does feel good
00:29:02you know nick you're an asmr guy i'll watch asmr haircuts oh yeah you watch that one guy with the
00:29:10uh the perfect barber shave oh yeah those are nice yep the sharp running the razor when you're in the
00:29:17chair i do too it doesn't really work because you're you're worried about how good he's doing
00:29:21yeah you kind of can't really totally relax yeah yeah and it's it's always like music that's a
00:29:29little too loud rob thomas her diamonds is playing drops of jupiter yeah yep uh do you guys ever get
00:29:37the chills down your spine when that hot towel hits your neck oh yes every time i got the tingles
00:29:43getting shampooed once and it is it's the best feeling in the world and i'll never be able to
00:29:47create a barber you've never shampooed it's not what i do it every time i it's not an option where
00:29:55i go they just fucking cut your hair they i feel like they usually do it just to clean the product
00:30:00out i feel like you got to go to a place that does it but yeah getting the chills down your spine
00:30:05and then i turn around and it's the guys from like azerbaijan my haircut i think it's not as cool
00:30:09yeah middle-aged dude i'm making my making me tingle uh tommy your pick
00:30:16i think i would have went with getting a shot um like i said the bike thing in new york is par for
00:30:22the course it's probably better than a car because of traffic it is getting a shot specifically like a
00:30:26flu shot and then you're achy the whole day your arm hurt it it literally is a day where i'm getting
00:30:31my flu shot today i can't do anything tonight so i would have went with that uh so the food delivery
00:30:38guy being on a bike is going to go up against our number one seed it's going to apply in like a very
00:30:42broad scope and it's feel like this is an option that's made its way onto a decent amount of
00:30:46brackets so far but it's just it's a it's an ultimate day ruiner it's just traffic traffic
00:30:50is the fucking worst it's just the absolute goddamn worst the worst thing in the world and
00:30:54it does destroy your day and you know what the worst part is honestly you could go get to work
00:30:58and no traffic and then your way home hit traffic and it still ruins your day so it can get you either
00:31:03way so i mean way home traffic's way worse way way worse and i think we've tried to
00:31:08determine the ratio of um driving time to traffic we would sacrifice like i would rather drive an hour
00:31:14no traffic than a half hour in traffic you know what i mean yeah so we've talked about that a little
00:31:19bit too so it's gonna be traffic against your delivery guy being on a bike tommy i've always said
00:31:26traffic doesn't bother me that much i usually don't drive so if i'm getting driven and there's traffic
00:31:31not my fucking problem that's my uber driver's problem and i can just chill relax yesterday though me
00:31:37fights and sass were in an uber to brooklyn and it it was the most traffic has ever got to me i was i
00:31:41was really not enjoying that ride i get it i i get it we don't like traffic but it to me it's not the
00:31:49end of the world that being said it's it's worse than this it's worse than the bike whatever thing
00:31:54because uh it just doesn't apply to me so i'll go traffic but i would not say i feel strongly about
00:32:00this pick let me just be upfront about that tommy does not care about trafficking at all uh blutman
00:32:06i i don't drive but i do know how brutal traffic is uh the los angeles traffic it it does put a toll on
00:32:22you um i'm just never the one driving it so for me what applies to my life that carries the most
00:32:32weight would be the delivery guy being on the bike i know that that that hamburger is gonna be cold and
00:32:39then and then oh if it's if i weighed the extra 15 ish minutes and then the the food's even wrong
00:32:47bad bad bad bad news kb
00:32:54it's traffic for me like coming home from the airport and you still feel it even when you get
00:33:01home you're unpacking like i was just in traffic wasn't i kind of
00:33:05fucks up like the momentum i don't know like i need to be in motion and if it's fucked up
00:33:11then yeah that we just didn't i just didn't fuck what the fuck was that what's going on
00:33:19what the fuck was that it is weirdly hypnotic like you ever like driving like you're driving
00:33:24and you just zone out and like your brain turns off you come to and you're like what the fuck just
00:33:28happened and you're just like did i run over somebody and yeah yeah uh so kb you're going for
00:33:34traffic as well nick i fucking hate traffic i'll be i'll be the first to say it ever glad you did
00:33:41i'll be brave uh i was in a i was in pittsburgh for a wedding i flew from pittsburgh to chicago
00:33:48and my drive from chicago from the airport to my house was longer than my flight from pittsburgh
00:33:55to chicago and i i was ready to kill i was ready to kill whomst um the car in front of me um it's
00:34:04always their fault never mind um and especially if you're in an uber or a taxi and it's like not
00:34:10like the cleanest um driving a little sporadically you get a little car sick once you get car sick in
00:34:15the back of an uber you don't shake it um you have it to your destination um it's traffic can i change
00:34:23my answer no too late you love traffic oh tommy tommy you can decide what's your vital flaw he's a lot to
00:34:30change his answer okay the the the delivery guy and the bike's probably being affected by traffic
00:34:36he gets to kind of avoid it no still effective because when it says bike it doesn't mean like
00:34:42a true bike bike it does mean like motorcycle or what oh yeah oped yeah they are yeah they are in
00:34:48the traffic yeah uh that is i gotta love chicago the one thing i hate is that that airport is just so
00:34:54goddamn far away it's crazy oh it's the worst thing um evo yeah traffic in a landslide i uh
00:35:01very actively build my life around avoiding traffic living close to the office living close to a sub
00:35:06subway route uh new york city i will do anything to avoid traffic uh so traffic wins for me traffic
00:35:13wins traffic um you ever see the movie traffic no yeah sounds boring it wasn't that great but
00:35:21we gotta go see traffic but on the flip side there is a good movie coming to the theaters
00:35:28uh from sony pictures classics uh sony pictures classics proudly presents oh hi the new comedy
00:35:33directed by sophie brooks and starring molly gordon who you probably know from the bear the love
00:35:36interest of uh shoot i always forget his name god damn it mean guy from the bear karma uh carmy's
00:35:42love jeremy allen white jeremy allen white i don't know why i blanked on it every time there's a three name
00:35:46actor i hate three name actors i like when it's just a simple alliteration bang bang name uh
00:35:51yeah uh molly gordon is iris and logan lerman as isaac and the first romantic getaway as a couple
00:35:56goes awry convinced that he's she's met the perfect guy iris gets increasingly ridiculous and
00:36:01irrational and there are lengths to prove that isaac and her are meant to be together including
00:36:04chaining him to the bed this dark romantic comedy takes on highs and lows of modern dating in the
00:36:08ways it makes self a little bit crazy oh hi plays to laughs and sell out crowds at sundance and
00:36:14tribeca film festival hollywood reporter says that it contains one of the best comedy sex scenes to ever
00:36:18grace the big screen tommy last time we talked about this ed you were very excited about that
00:36:21uh and fandom wire calls oh hi an absolute riot it keeps the last running throughout go see oh
00:36:26hi starring molly gordon and logan lerman only in theaters july 25th tickets are on sale now at
00:36:32oh hi movie.com that's o-h-h-i movie.com for more info very excited for the title four letters
00:36:38these are fucking back not in jaws yeah four move for oh hi you like four letter movies uh what else um
00:36:46dune tron tron one good work everybody's got to say one dune um rush rush rush a good one
00:36:56what's the land i tried to sneak lamb in there
00:36:58cars cars blood blood you can't we can't move on to you say a four letter movie
00:37:07i know one but i haven't seen it ever oh that's perfectly fine you didn't have to even say that
00:37:12heat heat wait have you seen it oh that kind of yeah i see it i you want the first thing that
00:37:19came my mind was up to and i only know oh holy shit up up to yeah up to oh they make it up to
00:37:29no i sure didn't uh mars would probably count twos you know not not a letter not part of the letters
00:37:37i guess yeah we should make a photoshop of ill blood for uh oh you card that was one tommy i
00:37:45think that was tommy is your favorite when we did yugioh cards right ill blood kenjack you should
00:37:49put out your movie rankings by letter count by letter like your favorite two letter movies yeah
00:37:54three letter got it we got shit up up there's gotta be one more is there go is there go is
00:38:03there no uh nope is another four letter nope is four oh kenjack this would be great all right guys
00:38:11ranking two letter we're switching this do we do a bracket best two letter movies in one bracket
00:38:17three letter movies four letter i mean up and it are both great tell you what there's one letter
00:38:23movies too there's x there there oh yeah there's w the other jordan us yes us that's a good one
00:38:30tommy is that a movie yeah yeah that's jordan argo is is four yeah there's some good one big is three
00:38:38like rv oh rv that's gotta be the worst two letter movie and that's also i think an acronym doesn't
00:38:44count maybe uh but anyway let's move on to the second half of this bracket we have the number all
00:38:49has four letters which one paul paul just watch that oh paul yeah the alien
00:38:53you just decided to watch paul just decided i said yeah you wanted to wait wait till the time
00:38:58was right yeah i think tonight's the night i wanted paul that literally is the exact conversation
00:39:04i had
00:39:05it's been long enough all right scapelli tonight's the night
00:39:10you've waited long enough i'm coming for you peg it's funny too yeah there's so many other do you
00:39:18ever watch like hot fuzz or sean of the dead or any of those no watch those first those are six
00:39:23much superior a little late for that ken jack i already fucking watched so my bad uh so now we
00:39:29have the 11th tell me did you paul last night something's different about you this guy's got a
00:39:34so on this side of the bracket we have the 11 versus the six the 11th seed is seeing a certain
00:39:44person or co-worker that you don't like and during the day which it is there's sometimes especially at
00:39:49my old job like there's like the one person you can't you can't hate you really just can't stand
00:39:53comes in it just ruins it it's been like you know like it more in the blue collar world i think versus
00:39:57us uh and that's going up as number six seed uh which is your socks getting wet that's a classic
00:40:02your socks getting wet it's a fucking absolute day ruiner especially i think for us being cities
00:40:07if you step in city water and that gets into your socks like it's to me at least all i can think
00:40:12about for the rest of the day so i have city water seeping in my sock it's chemical compound doesn't
00:40:17have the ability to dry either no absolutely not there's some sort of difference like deuterium in
00:40:22your feet i don't know what it is uh so let's start with you tommy which one of these do you think is
00:40:26a more bigger day ruiner i gotta go wet socks i mean the other one i did put on to be more specific
00:40:31on my list when clemmer walks in screeching with his bag around his neck and a collared shirt on
00:40:37it's like oh maybe clemmer got hit by a bus last night nope there he is in his yellow button up
00:40:43yep yep talking about something he's always talking about something and that's what makes me the most
00:40:50mad um the wet socks the smell and like it's it's not solvable we talked about being sticky earlier
00:40:59pretty solvable you wash your hands the wet socks it's just time it it and it's gross gotta be wet
00:41:05socks and the squish too when you take a step is uh blutman yeah uh you know in a room with a lot of
00:41:17people i detest and my day is never going to be ruined from this oh you're saying oh yeah you don't
00:41:25like us you can tolerate oh oh he just shredded you able to tolerate you guys and that speaks volumes
00:41:32to i don't know something probably the the the wet socks is one of the most
00:41:40disturbing feelings i i something about i just don't like i don't know how to describe in the
00:41:50squishy noise is obviously very annoying as you said kendrick so the wet socks two votes for the
00:41:58wet sock kb and this is against what the the annoying co-worker or just person you're seeing
00:42:06that person early in the day uh i'll go wet socks he's going wet socks you should have seen kb's face
00:42:14when jim florentine walk through the door oh my god steam would come out of his ears i just could
00:42:21not tolerate him everything i want to be more uh nick i uh you know in like a desk job i hate it when
00:42:31the office funny man comes in i always hate i wanted to say man not this occupation but i've had like
00:42:37being confined with a person yeah so you're gonna go for the co-worker nick i mean yeah they're gonna
00:42:48like just be like oh come in just like hey did you hear that new jelly roll no dude no i didn't um
00:42:56yes that's that one vote for the co-worker three votes for the wet socks or sorry you can't be you
00:43:02for the wet socks right um yeah wet socks uh ebo yeah i'm going wet socks i think this is also uh
00:43:09as a stinky foot man myself the wet socks are are you yeah at least growing up it is a problem i have
00:43:15i've learned to to control but i was a big stinky stinky shoes guy growing up and you're one of the few
00:43:22in the office that i imagine in my head is odorless no i i i exude a quite strong odor if i'm not
00:43:28managing it whoa yes a lot of management goes into that apple cider vinegar every about every six
00:43:33months on your body uh you put it in a tube and you stoke your feet in it oh wow you're really
00:43:39six months i feel like that's gotta wear off well you're killing bacteria that's the whole point is
00:43:46you're killing bacteria you're not like creating an odor out of it so just just staying on top of
00:43:51that but yeah now the vinegar will make it smell better but yeah again we got to keep the the wet
00:43:59socks are no good for for a guy like me i'm gonna go with the wet socks i don't think i don't think
00:44:03less of you but i'm just surprised oh yeah i'll let you smell the inside of well these are new but
00:44:08okay eventually some older shoes i'd love that that's such a comical thing to grow up having like
00:44:13this kid's feet stink like you have like the green waves coming off your feet oh yeah
00:44:18uh so the wet socks gonna move on now we have the three seed versus the 14 seed the three seed is and
00:44:25i kind of want to include a lot of stuff under this uh just like car issues so like your check
00:44:29engine light comes on you your car won't start something like a car issue that like i'm not
00:44:33gonna say it's like a debilitating thing you didn't get t-boned but like there's something like oh fuck
00:44:37well here's another thing i gotta fix i got low tire pressure i got like a check engine i got low oil i
00:44:41got something i gotta fix um and that's going up against the number 14 seed is realizing you have to poop
00:44:48after you're already showered and that's that's one of the all-time brutal brutal sequences is just
00:44:53like you just finished showering and now you got to go sit back on the toilet onto the throne while
00:44:56you're all wet and slippery uh you could drive first whatever you close your boat start with you
00:45:00ebo yeah i feel like i've conditioned my body to wake up in the morning a very exact routine and is
00:45:06that is i get a cup of coffee and about 10 minutes into drinking i will shit and then as soon as i
00:45:12should i shower i will never shower before i shit because it is such a day ruiner for me i do not
00:45:17believe in getting like you said slippery on the toilet seat it is like an uncomfortable
00:45:21sensation on the bottom of your legs and your butt i will go with
00:45:25shitting after you shower i wonder if our good friend malisek would just
00:45:30shit in this shower based on probably probably yeah might as well do like the stomp it down the drain
00:45:36thing that would probably probably keep it and keep it as a model keep it in a jar yeah see if it
00:45:43loses stink that's that's i think that's the worst thing you guys have ever done
00:45:49like shit right uh exactly like one for one wasn't fooling anybody
00:46:00nobody is did he leave it out two weeks in a jar in his windows
00:46:05why did he agree to that he is he that's just jake man uh i forgot i was
00:46:14and meanwhile this guy's hated that too there was no winners no people hated the content we
00:46:22would gloss the audience yeah and then he basically did it again by making jake corn but he was like
00:46:28yeah dude it's it's perfectly dry and then he cracked it open and it just just was
00:46:31it filled up the room instantly it was i don't know let's go back and watch we tried it was like
00:46:41a month-long arc dude you better god that's so stupid yeah this is basically a professional
00:46:48athlete we're talking about yeah uh nick um i think it's car trouble man and it's because it's such
00:46:55a pain in the ass to go you know you're gonna pay but it's it's i'm not a masculine guy by any means
00:47:01maybe the furthest from it in this room and um you're away
00:47:07going to like a jiffy lube and having a like another dude fix your car and like he can rip you
00:47:18off so easily because he knows you're helpless and then he could throw it's it's it's a horrible
00:47:23little it's just like a domino effect of shittiness i'm going with car one vote for the car trouble
00:47:28nick or sorry kb what is car taking on uh having to poop after you shower oh that that that'll ruin
00:47:34like five seconds for me but um yeah the car the car can we talk about your poop today whoa oh yeah
00:47:41you heard me me and rudy we had we were pissing before the show or was it mooc it was you mooc yeah
00:47:47i didn't know you were in there we were i was pissing mooc was pissing and there was somebody
00:47:49shitting we didn't hear him shitting we heard him wiping yeah well i asked you oh you guys are here
00:47:56did you hear that wet wipe that i just did it was the it was like it sounded like it was frothy it was
00:48:02it sounded like uh a wool sock in a in a in a goulash it was yeah it was it was like almost like the
00:48:09consistent it felt like i was like playing with uh slurpee juice it was like icy to the sound the
00:48:20sound it was it was loud it was a loud it was a loud wet white hear me wipe that's so embarrassing
00:48:26that was today yeah do you ever get self-conscious about that about like unrolling the toilet paper
00:48:32too loud i'm like oh he they know i'm wiping i i feel that sometimes he was it was it was it wasn't
00:48:38the toilet paper make it was it was the ass yes yeah each other went we have a grunter shitter in
00:48:46this office i don't know if that's that bothers if that's just discovered it has to be an intern
00:48:50right no no it's been forever you don't know who it is no i mean because i i never want to confront
00:48:57like i think you're gonna have creed from the office barge in and find out i take a lot of poops in
00:49:02there and you know there's a lot of times i'll i'll hear someone come next to me and the grunting it's
00:49:07like uh and i don't want to yeah it could be dana i don't want to like face them and make them feel
00:49:13shame like yeah i know that was you in there bro so i i just always let the mystery pooper grunt in
00:49:18peace those uh those stalls are basically also just like a phone booth they're that's a single stall
00:49:24set up that you do not have two stalls no no no you're you're essentially on top of each other
00:49:29correct i take all my business down to the handicapped stalls now let them deal with it nice
00:49:33no blutman um i just i don't know what car trouble feels like so the it's the poop after
00:49:43the shower by by default the slippery sensation is anything but a sensation a slippery blutman
00:49:50would be a sight to behold for sure so we are tied up with tommy smoke's gonna break it
00:49:56it's tough the car trouble one like i said i don't experience much but the i mean the wet poop
00:50:04stings daniel toch has a good bit about that an old stand-up special um but i i i cherish my poops i
00:50:11like a poop i prefer it to be pre-shower but i won't i won't scoff at a post-shower poop i guess i
00:50:16mean if i had a car that that would suck so car troubles that means car trouble is gonna move on
00:50:22next up we have the 10 versus the 7 seat the 10 seat it's a very specific one and i don't know
00:50:27if it might apply to stuff outside of like um people that live in cities and stuff but people
00:50:31playing loud music on public public transit so like no headphones blaring music on public transit is just
00:50:36it's an immediate day runner for me and i think even now being on new jersey transit i always take
00:50:41the quiet car and people like being on phone calls in the quiet car or listening to music or tiktok
00:50:46whatever instant like my mood is ruined by that i think even worse than that is when they
00:50:52just don't have their keyboard silenced and you hear the keyboard typing or they're playing
00:50:56candy crush or something get a fucking job that too and that's going up against the number seven
00:51:06seed uh forgetting your headphones before you go somewhere and i think in my head i'm thinking
00:51:10like before like a like somewhere you really need them like a flight or like you're gonna be
00:51:14editing at work whatever you really forget them when you need them so forgetting your headphones
00:51:18versus loud music on public transit starting with you tommy gotta be forgetting headphones i mean
00:51:23because then you can't even drown out the loud music on the public transit it you know or or maybe
00:51:28i'm leaving work for the day and i realize my headphones aren't charged and i can't listen to music
00:51:33as i walk home and think about my life so i'll say the the the no headphones especially on a long
00:51:39yeah you're on a plane or something that that that fucking stinks that stinks on ice
00:51:44as pat would say dare i say uh buttman yeah the i just don't find myself in situations where i'm like
00:51:56having a having a need for headphones like right now is an exception obviously but like when you're
00:52:04out in the world at needing headphones like i will never need them on the plane on the plane i try to
00:52:10sleep if i can't sleep whatever i just i just look outside uh it it's the it's the inconvenience or
00:52:17the um my inconvenience the poor mannerisms of another human being not looking out common courtesy
00:52:25for those around them that i don't know if it's essentially like like a true day ruiner but it makes
00:52:33you put your your fist up into you know you ball up your fist i hate that yeah that sure one vote for
00:52:41the loud music kb yeah it's forgetting the headphones i mean that i did this for uh um yeah i've done
00:52:52this the loud music or they're talking about forgetting headphones i'm trying to convince myself that i've done
00:52:59this but i don't know if i've done this but that would be the worst yeah you you i remember a very
00:53:04early advocate of returning from bluetooth to wired headphones you were very early on that
00:53:10returning because people moved away to airpods from the wire no i just yeah i just stuck it out with
00:53:19the wires for a while but no i need airpods now oh you i didn't know you transitioned congratulations to
00:53:24you uh to nick i'm very dependent on the airpods even if it's not for music uh when i'm walking the
00:53:33dog it's great for phone calls stuff like that uh it i always have them with me but if i would forget
00:53:40i would be i like to consume man youtube podcasts um tommy's food show um as much as i can so
00:53:51i like listening um so it's it's the headphones for me three for the headphones ebo yeah headphones
00:53:59for me i feel like the loud the the click clacking on the screen and stuff is really only annoying if
00:54:04like the 20 minutes you're on the subway maybe riding an e-train maybe a c-train but um yeah
00:54:11yeah weirdly either or is one louder than the other maybe
00:54:17you have to go ride it for yourself but uh yeah the headphones couldn't i mean i'm supposed to be
00:54:24alone with my thoughts that's no good no no no no no no yeah i'll think about if people are mad at me
00:54:30yeah keep those things uh away from me so yeah headphones i had to call tommy pretty recently and
00:54:35ask if he was mad at me because i didn't have my headphones yeah and then i called nick back
00:54:41later and i was like are you mad at me like why did you think i'm mad at you yeah really yeah
00:54:45over what um i forget something from the bracket i uh no i don't i don't oh no it's just like i just
00:54:53didn't respond to a text or something i don't know oh i was really hooked up yeah no that would
00:55:01bother me glad you guys hashed it out uh that shit well there was nothing to hash out neither of us
00:55:06were mad at each other and it wasn't your fault tommy yeah no no no he called apologized actually
00:55:12for making me think i was he was mad at oh my god we were just a group full of alphas right here
00:55:17yeah yeah the manliest man uh so forgetting headphones is going to move on now we have the
00:55:23two seed versus the 15 seed the 15 seed we have a short plan the first of which being delivery fuck-ups
00:55:28so just like they forget something that you ordered or you you accidentally deliver to your work
00:55:32instead of your house or vice versa which i've done many this week already yep uh bad weather on
00:55:38a day you have plans like i'm thinking plans you want to go to so like you have outdoor plans that
00:55:42you're enter you're very excited for you get bad weather uh i did include tommy which you mentioned
00:55:47when clemmer walks into the office and starts screeching uh he's like he's a bird like uh getting a we need
00:55:56to talk text which we've gotten that before in a couple of months that is a day runner like you're
00:56:00but that says i mean that's everything you you prep for that you're numb by the time the talk
00:56:05happens i think absolutely numb uh that's a one shot right like you it just you see you read you're
00:56:10like oh i know everything that could possibly we actually don't need to talk yeah yeah uh the losing
00:56:18something that you just can't find i think like that's a good one i think tommy you submitted that
00:56:21one just like losing something that you really need to find him well there's one on here i submitted
00:56:24that i i hope may or wait did you say the two seed already no not yet although i don't think
00:56:31you submitted the two seed so is well i had is a delivery order gone wrong yeah that was the first
00:56:37one i talked about yeah oh i missed that okay yeah sorry that's the first one is that any sort of
00:56:41delivery fuck up uh not getting likes on something you posted that was you can guess who submitted that
00:56:45one that is also a tommy smokes uh submission uh and then let's see and this is one of mine and i don't
00:56:50know if you guys feel this too but can you like can you taste when you're sick like you yeah you
00:56:55like cough and you taste that like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah like i i hate the second i feel that i'm
00:57:01immediately pissed off and like my days are in because now i'm like i'm gonna be fucking dealing
00:57:05with this for the next few days which is gonna suck so to run through these options again uh delivery
00:57:09fuck ups again they forget something you deliver the wrong way whatever uh bad weather on a day you
00:57:13have plans uh the we need to talk text losing something you can't find not getting any likes on something
00:57:19posted or when you taste that you're sick start with you evo um i'm gonna go with losing something
00:57:26you can't find because i have been battling this with headphones recently where i have lost two pairs
00:57:32of headphones and just forked over 150 bucks for new ones and i have found both pairs that i've lost and
00:57:38i have three pairs of the exact same headphones that i have for a replacement i guess but i'm 450
00:57:45down the train for those so uh did you get that for each of these pairs of uh skull candies did you
00:57:50get different colors i got them in kid sizes as well yeah uh uh i'd like to maybe add for the
00:57:57delivery fuck up maybe get more specific you deliver to the wrong address i did also include that when i
00:58:01said it yeah that one's bad it's really bad i did that the other day somehow it went to my old apartment
00:58:10oh and but luckily i moved like two blocks away so i just called the guy i was like can you just
00:58:15come two blocks and he did nice nice fucking guy you tip him yeah i mean nothing extra but
00:58:22uh nick
00:58:24the delivery fuck ups there is an out like you're you're disappointed you can get your money back but
00:58:35i rarely do it i rarely put in the the the complaint but it's more like if they forget a
00:58:42sauce or something like if you order fucking greek food and they forget the tzatziki you can't get a
00:58:47full refund for the tzatziki yeah but the full meal is ruined yep again is that how you pronounce it
00:58:55i think he does it on purpose for our reaction is it like a puppy lashing out
00:58:59ruined ziki ruined ruined yes am i saying it weird ruined yes syllable you're doing we're doing
00:59:10family we're doing a family guy episode right now what is going on ruined away oh no that's you
00:59:15guys say that with a weird accent ruin no it's not an accent it's a it's how we break it down
00:59:20syllabically oh come on don't ruin it no i would say come on don't fucking ruin it for me no that's
00:59:27how i say ruin ruin i think don't ruin it for me you say rune i definitely do what yeah it just
00:59:34flows off the tongue better you know tell me it must be a dialogue
00:59:37what's the title of this episode blotman things that ruin your day oh no ruin wait what do you say
00:59:48i say ruined you say it more like me say it again ruined say it in a sentence uh that ruined
00:59:57my day yeah he's saying it like i say it no no you say that ruined my day you're singing like
01:00:03r-o-o-n almost yeah i don't know i'm saying back syllable of maroon yeah like you're not putting in
01:00:09the extra work to say the i yeah i guess it's just fair yeah uh anyways yeah so you are going for
01:00:19which one nick i don't even know what's fucking up against now delivery fuck ups i think you're
01:00:23talking about yeah but what's i don't what's it up against god damn it uh clamor walking in and
01:00:29screeching uh yeah oh my god no no getting the we need to talk text uh losing something you can't
01:00:35find uh not getting likes on something you post or when you can taste that you're sick
01:00:39oh the likes on your post especially if it's something that you're confident about
01:00:45and worked hard on that sucks um it's something like if it's like a thing that you think is like
01:00:51surefire and you're proud of it and nobody else likes it god that hurts man i mean that's and it
01:00:58almost makes you never want to create ever again that's true um i'm gonna go with that one vote for
01:01:05the likes on the thing you post kb yeah that's a little too real i'm gonna go with something else
01:01:10it makes you question everything losing am i out of touch um it's losing something important i've
01:01:20lost my phone once um and it was good i was looking for it for hours but finding it was almost like it
01:01:29almost was worth it the the thrill of finding it however i will go losing something losing something
01:01:35two votes right now leah blutman the the delivery mess up like if if i order a cookie and the
01:01:42cookie's not there what are we doing now i'm stewing about that all night i want the cookie
01:01:47now i don't get a cookie and you just you know insert thing here it is very annoying when
01:01:55the delivery is messed up it's a it's a night ruiner i'm a night order are you a are you a daily
01:02:01delivery guy i mean except when i don't eat pretty much well no because i'll go to dinner with pals
01:02:07every now and then no so not every day no okay do you can you cook not well i don't trust myself with
01:02:16it made eggs years ago you know was good at making eggs you were good at making eggs yeah but then you
01:02:23put the hand on the the pan once or twice without realizing it you don't want to go back to the
01:02:30oh my god this is dramatic yeah so i i i much like i don't trust myself to be the best driver
01:02:36i don't trust myself to be the best chef respect uh so it's going to be right now one for the
01:02:43delivery fuck up two for the losing something you can't find one for not getting likes and
01:02:47something you post tommy yeah i mean in reality it's probably the likes one but i don't even want
01:02:52to have that conversation because that will like let's just move on pretend that was never even in the
01:02:56because that that will lead to a spiral uh i it's i thought the delivery one i was like oh this is
01:03:01going to be a boring bracket because the delivery one is going to just trounce through everything as
01:03:06the one seed i guess that's because i order literally uh deliver delivery for every dinner
01:03:11unless i'm out but yeah that and like like listen if they mess up the full order that sucks because you
01:03:17got to wait another 30 45 minutes maybe you get your money back but specifically a sauce when it's a
01:03:21necessary sauce for a meal like tzatziki and you can't even get a full refund that oh it's one
01:03:28one of the worst things in my life oh have you guys ever had order to a hotel they forget the utensils
01:03:36oh and you can't do anything do anything dude yeah about last time i was in new york i had uh indian
01:03:40food with two coffee stirs yeah that's what you have to use oh brutal uh so in that that means we
01:03:48have two or two tied up with losing something in delivery fuck-ups i want to see this matchup
01:03:53versus the two seed so i'll tie it up with or advanced delivery fuck-ups so delivery fuck-ups
01:03:59is going to go up against number two seed which is shout out to our good friend jersey jerry pooping
01:04:03your pants it happens to all of us happens to the best of us just getting a little pants poop i feel
01:04:07like it's happened to me like a handful of times and every time i've been home thankfully because
01:04:11i've been willing to take the risk roll the dice and it didn't just didn't pay off but at least i
01:04:16didn't take too big of a risk in a bad spot uh but if it were to happen during a work day
01:04:20that's just devastating and that's that might be even more than a day roiner but i it's i think
01:04:27kind of depends who you're talking to so let's start with that tommy i really the pooping pants
01:04:33thing has not been an issue for me since i was about three years old i think we've been brainwashed
01:04:38as to it being more common yeah it's just not even close for me yeah i don't think like a dump in
01:04:44your pants like like you know just a little i was once in like eighth grade because i was sick as
01:04:48fuck yeah yeah i mean listen i'll get the tire tracks here and there what man doesn't but if we're
01:04:54talking just like pooping it's like oh no shit my pants i can't think of a time that's happened to
01:04:59me as an adult the delivery thing i think is it's a more realistic and more frequent uh error uh so
01:05:06i'm gonna go with that one vote for the delivery blutman i mean you ever just order some chicken
01:05:12tenders and ask for barbecue sauce and the barbecue sauce there now you're eating bland tendies yeah
01:05:17yeah yeah a dry tendy so you're gonna go for delivery as well kb yeah it's the delivery um it
01:05:25really set me off it'll really set you off sometimes they'll deliver to the wrong building because i there's
01:05:32a adjacent um similar looking similar size apartment building to mine and they'll just take it to that
01:05:39leave it at that um that place so i had that my like two apartments ago was like building 500 510 520
01:05:48and they were all connected and you could get to the other one through the lobby and elevator
01:05:51and they would bring it to the wrong like unit sometimes so i would have to go searching and find
01:05:57it and usually it was there but then it was kind of nice because then i would go report to see
01:06:01and i'd say i did not get my delivery order to my door yeah that's fair game
01:06:05yeah but uh yeah so we're all delivery right now nick yeah it's it's the delivery here um
01:06:13it's more of a day room like it's it's the fix isn't there
01:06:22uh so delivery is gonna move on but ebo you guys never pooped your pants but the fix is right there
01:06:29you're gonna shout like you're not gonna sit in your shit all day the delivery it's just i didn't get
01:06:34fucking spicy ranch i mean i used to work so i used to work like uh ground screw on a golf course
01:06:40and one morning i woke up it was like 6 20 or like but before i went to the course i was so sick
01:06:46i shit my pants i was like all right whatever it's probably gone whatever i'm good i reset for the day
01:06:52i'm at the course and i shit my shit my pants again a double shit twice before 7 a.m and
01:06:59it's far more embarrassing it's not even the fact that you're covered in shit it's like
01:07:06you think everyone around you is looking at you thinking this guy this guy's got poop in his pants
01:07:11people see the shit in your pants no but okay that's my fear as well oh my god oh i've been in
01:07:15situations where it's like if i shit myself now that's that's that's it that's it that's
01:07:20it's over like the marathon runners they i think they do it on purpose they want to be photographed
01:07:27with poop on themselves i think they want to just be show how hard a marathon is okay oh actually i
01:07:33kind of i need a photo of mincey finishing the chicago marathon like that wait who's the guy that
01:07:38did the the famous guy that did it the a lot of dudes will shit but there's the guy that's like
01:07:42locked in the the guy from boston oh um um he he did it goggins no goggins pooped his pants
01:07:50no no corporate legend was his name oh davis davis clark yes oh yes yes that guy there was a viral
01:07:59video of him doing that you're right i completely forgot about that guy pooping his pants the foot
01:08:06didn't uh mooc met him right or did something with him he did uh tony p tony p sorry tony p different guy
01:08:12very similar vibe uh so the that means the poop that delivery is going to move on and before you
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01:09:31the biting the inside of your mouth versus the persistent headache start with you ibo
01:09:35these are tough but i think uh i'm gonna go biting inside of your mouth because i feel like it's a
01:09:43multi-day it can turn into a multi-ruined day as opposed to the headache is a single ruined day
01:09:48this is this is day ruiner not days ruiner i think the day after you you cut the inside of your mouth
01:09:56is worse than the first day because then it's starting to grow back and it's like a little calloused
01:10:00and then it's like it's real real sharp pain when when you like have maybe like a crispy chicken tender
01:10:05go by it or something we're talking a lot of attendees today yeah yeah i'm yeah i'm gonna go cut in the
01:10:12mouth one vote for the cut in the mouth nick i'm going the cut in the mouth but for the initial bite
01:10:19and feeling i get so fucking mad and i know what lies ahead it's it's it's same answer different
01:10:24bless you thank you thank you so two votes for the bite in the mouth i'll tell you what
01:10:29when you uh for a fat it makes you feel even worse because like was i really scarfing that down
01:10:34huh like you couldn't tell the difference between me and my meal yeah i was really
01:10:38couldn't tell the difference in the inside of my mouth and this fucking hoagie like you fat fuck like
01:10:45uh kb yeah that's it i had to eat this so fast i didn't care about my own
01:10:50in keeping myself safe i overrode my like safety per car yeah
01:10:56so you redlined eating yeah three votes for biting the inside of your mouth blubbin
01:11:03i've been having an existential crisis for the last five or so minutes which could definitely
01:11:11lead to a headache i think tommy tricked me into thinking i say ruined when i say ruined and now i
01:11:19don't know what i you don't know how you you don't know how to say the word i've i i don't know how to
01:11:24walk anymore like in my life just use a different word say unsalvageable it's unsalvageable there we
01:11:31go okay pretty ruined that sounded pretty good that rolled right out too that one to the arsenal
01:11:38ah headache for me one vote for headache tommy yeah i i would go headache too i think the pain is just
01:11:44you can't even think with a headache you can still think with a sore lip
01:11:49mm-hmm uh you know tommy's gotta think but tommy can you french french kiss yeah
01:11:56uh like impress friend make coffee
01:12:00yeah but i'm not gonna want to i'm not gonna want to do any frenching with a headache either
01:12:06fair enough uh so now we have being stuck in traffic versus spilling something on yourself
01:12:12like staining stain word oh this is my super bowl staining versus what traffic oh stain like i said
01:12:21traffic i don't always mind the stain it's and it's like traffic at least it's like all right other
01:12:27people are miserable too which is good you know you don't want to be alone in your misery this you're
01:12:32the only person at the dinner table that stained yourself you're the fucking loser everyone hates
01:12:35tommy now everyone's talking about it everyone's talking about how he stained himself uh one vote for
01:12:42the spilling uh and button i mean i was at dinner with a lot of a lot of friends on on friday and
01:12:48you know cal marty's there and someone's like oh you got you got someone on your on your shirt
01:12:54all right i got marion there on the shirt what are you gonna do big deal well you move on the wish i
01:13:00wish i had that i don't again like i just i from birth i have had spillages during the meals it
01:13:08happens is what it is you put in the dryer and whatever you move on with life it's the craft
01:13:15in this scenario it's the traffic being you have to go you have to hear someone in the car say oh how
01:13:20are we gonna get through this play i spy oh amen brother a license plate game amen oh cell phone
01:13:30one to one right now kb and this is dependent on length and size
01:13:38duration of traffic and size of stain is there a point where size of stain i think the smaller
01:13:46stain is worse if i if my body was stain that's that's funny what the fuck happened to that guy
01:13:52is funny that's a ton of marinara yeah oh man um that's that dude is stained yeah why is he he's
01:14:03pretty he's looks like two-face he's so stained that he isn't there is a point in stainage where
01:14:09it's not stained anymore it's a design um if it yeah i'm gonna go traffic uh just because i i think
01:14:15i hate that more two votes for traffic one for the spillage nick when one of them's temporary one of
01:14:21them's permanent i'm always going to go with the permanent is worse stain uh two to two right
01:14:27now you're gonna break the tie bow i know and i may have to go against the logic i used the lat in
01:14:31the last round in the last matchup where i said that the the the two days of ahead uh the the bite
01:14:37was worse than the headache because it was longer but i think that the slow drag of traffic is just so
01:14:42mind like crushing and soul crushing especially if it's a commute home like you're saying like you're
01:14:48trying to escape the matrix and get get back to your house and just and just chill i there's it'll
01:14:54ruin the the sensation of of of leisure uh and for that reason i'm saying traffic you said the
01:15:00fuck out of ruin it's ruin that was a good one that was good all right yeah thank you yeah you got
01:15:04the green yeah so traffic's gonna move on so that means we're gonna have traffic versus biting
01:15:08the inside of your mouth to go into the final start with you
01:15:10i'm certain yeah go ahead shit traffic i literally build my life around avoiding traffic
01:15:20at all costs traffic respect nick it was like one of the first things you said can jack the crunch
01:15:25when you bite your cheek devastating you're fucked pissed at yourself you're the only one to blame
01:15:30cheek one to one like you said like headache no one believes you people might believe you but
01:15:36you're not getting sympathy for a lip bite not at all and sympathy is a big part of
01:15:40yeah uh so we are one to one right now kb yeah it's the the mouth thing it's gonna be the only
01:15:49thing you think about and feel for the rest of the day two to one blutman i did just have the thought
01:15:56of your legs getting so sore from being in traffic for so long and that that hurts wow pressed up against
01:16:03the seat yep yeah that means we are two to two right now you're gonna break the tie tommy we talk
01:16:09enough about traffic it's lip bite thank you tommy thank you tommy that means the lip bite is going
01:16:15or mouth bite is going to go into the finals on the other side we have the car trouble going up
01:16:20against wet socks start with you tommy again personally i i just have to go wet socks since cars
01:16:29aren't a big part of my life um i'm sure car trouble's worse but then we're almost getting
01:16:34into 9 11 territory where it's like yeah certain things are worse but spirit of the bracket
01:16:40a wet so you step in a puddle and you know again there's just no fix for it they got mechanics to
01:16:46fix your cars they don't have people to fix your wet socks so i'll go with what clothing stores
01:16:51it's different okay uh two votes for wet socks uh or sorry one vote for wet socks
01:16:58blubbin yeah two votes for wet socks make it make it again two votes for wet socks kb
01:17:04yeah it's wet socks wet socks is gonna have three votes nick i'm going for the one that costs money
01:17:15car trouble one vote for car trouble evo okay if it's like an urgent car thing okay i
01:17:21need to get this fixed now or the next time um i drive then that would be way worse
01:17:27i i'm trying to think of spirit of the bracket what do you think tommy like does it have to be
01:17:31that or does it have to be something where it's like oh i'm gonna have to now fix this down the
01:17:34line um i think sanctity let me ask him so i think sanctity the bracket committee saying more it's like
01:17:41it's just it's gonna ruin your day mm-hmm i do think it does ruin my day though like when i'm thinking
01:17:46about it how like i'm going to have to fix this the rest of the day that's how i'd be thinking
01:17:51about like well fuck we've got to go check this out i'm gonna have to get ripped off by a mechanic
01:17:56like all these things that does kind of ruin my day but i don't know i feel like yeah uh so
01:18:01thank you the bracket will allow it any pick here yeah uh but wet socks gonna move on either way but
01:18:06yeah wet socks for me stinky feet guy there it is right so stinky feet uh so now we have delivery
01:18:14fuck-ups versus forgetting headphones ebo ah i can i can i guess deal with my thoughts for long enough
01:18:23but the delivery fuck-up is like we said there is no true remedy there's no true even if they remedy
01:18:30it it's just a band-aid on a on a bleeding gash yeah fuck you for that it's a small piece of
01:18:38cotton shoved into a a gash a seeping gash yes um yeah delivery fuck-ups one for delivery fuck-ups
01:18:46nick especially if you're craving it and it just isn't right and i know that sounds spoiled and
01:18:52pampered but i mean eating is one of the few controllable joys in life and when that gets
01:18:58fucked up bummer give it to give it to give me delivery fuck up another one for delivery kb yeah
01:19:05it's delivery by oh that's the worst it's gonna win but blutman yeah you are that hamburger and
01:19:11there's cheese on that thing don't use that as an they gave you free that's that's that's fine
01:19:18brutal you're just a plain hamburger guy i catch up mustard pickles no cheese no cheese no cheese
01:19:26insane um but yeah tommy did anyone just hear there was just drilling right beneath my feet it was
01:19:33incredibly loud i couldn't hear anything that's a day ruiner didn't uh no it's it's delivery it's
01:19:39delivery fuck up and the worst part is i don't even know who i'm supposed to be mad at am i mad at
01:19:44the low wage delivery person did they forget something i'm mad at the low wage restaurant worker
01:19:49who should i be cursing up and down i'm not even sure sometimes i don't think it's ever the delivery
01:19:55guy i was against the person who packs it at least never the delivery guy yeah so yeah it used to be
01:20:00was it postmate there there used to be one service where they ordered for you at the place it was like
01:20:06a fast food place so that was stupid that's yeah no that's very dumb um so delivery fuck ups versus
01:20:12wet socks to go into the finals tommy uh drilling is going on again uh delivery fuck ups nobody hears
01:20:19this i feel like i have to scream i i think no i don't hear it i think they're muting it like the
01:20:23zoom is muting it as a external noise uh delivery fuck ups one for delivery fuck ups blubbin
01:20:29yeah and then i just had a thought whose fault is it if they bring you the wrong person's order i don't
01:20:37i'm not marissa why is her order in my the giver of the bag yeah what is that that's right so you're
01:20:45gonna go with delivery as well kb yeah yeah delivery by far delivery i guess i haven't bad yeah we'll
01:20:52just go with that yeah nick delivery delivery it's gonna win by sue is it a sweep ebo sweep wow sweep
01:21:00so in the final what i expected you know yeah we have delivery fuck ups versus biting the inside of
01:21:07your mouth which one of these is more likely to ruin your day instantly let's start with you ebo
01:21:12but like i said biting the inside of your mouth is a two-day problem and i i think the
01:21:18it's a double day ruiner and the second day is always worse i will go with biting the inside of
01:21:23your mouth um because then you can't even really use delivery can't enjoy you can't enjoy the meal
01:21:28yep you can't that's far more one directly disputes the other yes that's far more uh debilitating to
01:21:34eating than getting the wrong item i will go with uh cut on the inside of the mouth one vote for the cut
01:21:39that was a great point by you bo and uh i was going to go delivery and then i just realized you
01:21:44one can beat the other even if the other is flawless give me cheek another one for the cheek kb
01:21:50yep uh mouth cut um perfect champion of this bracket perfect it has three with three votes already but
01:22:00blutman yeah tommy and i probably both on the same page here i i hate to speak for you but i know how
01:22:06passionate you are about this subject you i feel like the three compatriots here did not think of
01:22:14the horror that is whoa i'm sure i was thinking of yeah that is that actually what order you i did not
01:22:28i did not anticipate that you three were thinking of ordering something it being the order being so
01:22:34incorrect that you have to now reorder and that order that's a that's a major
01:22:40double play of mishaps that's when has that ever happened okay it doesn't matter if it's happened
01:22:47once or three thousand four hundred sixty two times the fact that it's happened
01:22:52is not good so it's it's the delivering mishaps it is three to two it's over tommy but who are you
01:22:59going for i have not been able to hear most of this round because of the drilling right beneath
01:23:04my feet so i get it but it sounds like delivery mishaps lost which is devastating uh delivery
01:23:10mishaps that was my one one it's the word and there's so many variables you forget a sauce you
01:23:15get the whole wrong meal sent to the wrong address sent to your office instead of home or vice versa
01:23:20and i just want food especially if you're hungry and you've been dreaming about the meal and it gets
01:23:25fucked up and you can't even get a refund you don't know who you're angry at it is the definition
01:23:29of a day ruiner yeah say it proud that means that the winner of the bracket everyone said 182 which
01:23:38thing is most likely to instantly ruin your day is biting the inside of your lip i do i think that's
01:23:42a worthy champion honestly both of these would have been easy winners i think but i do think again
01:23:46to me at least comes down to that crunch and just knowing while i'm not my mouth is just fucked for
01:23:51two days two three days that just sucks uh and i hate that uh so worthy winner uh we will see you guys
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