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Married to a superstar as the housewife - FULL full movie
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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them!
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me sprint!
00:00:24Wait!
00:00:25Wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27All right, enough!
00:00:32Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself.
00:00:41Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57Karma will get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma.
00:01:01I can handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris.
00:01:14Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years.
00:01:46But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:52Sounds more like excused me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56All right.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:23Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:36Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys, eat don't cook by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels!
00:02:58Screw you for Chris Roberts!
00:03:00No offense.
00:03:01No offense.
00:03:02No offense.
00:03:04No offense.
00:03:05No offense.
00:03:06No offense.
00:03:07No offense.
00:03:08No offense.
00:03:09No offense.
00:03:10Shit.
00:03:11No offense.
00:03:12No offense.
00:03:13NO offense.
00:03:14No offense.
00:03:16I sold the house.
00:03:17We got until tonight to move out.
00:03:19Or, your stuff will be thrown away.
00:03:20or your stuff will be thrown away if you want to divorce me fine go ahead but how
00:03:29dare you sell our house without my consent I'll sue you think you can afford a
00:03:35lawyer don't mess with me or a fight for the custody for our staff jobless house
00:03:41like what you won't stand a chance despicable so you divorced it's none of
00:03:48your business marry me
00:03:56are you insane my car is worth four million dollars you want to talk about
00:04:04marriage or compensation this way mom
00:04:13watch us that mom
00:04:18welcome
00:04:22wow so it's your house at five central avenue I've seen it in a magazine
00:04:38so I get a room like this for fake marriage no this is for Elizabeth my
00:04:58dog yours is upstairs bigger and better forget that come sign the contract
00:05:04sign this and you will be my wife sorry what's your name again
00:05:11Aubrey okay Aubrey listen to me I love you for more than ten years I heard that you're
00:05:20divorced so I popped the question right away what really are you kidding me
00:05:27Aubrey this marriage is just for show I hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:05:33relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating great that's amazing once I secure the role and back that Oscar we'll part our ways smoothly so we stuck together until we win an Oscar might as well say so that do us a part don't worry about that I'm gonna pay you an acting salary the same as I do with my models and actors
00:06:00you know Chris Roberts those actresses must earn a fortune considering our attitude I'm gonna go with minimum wage usually they pay around 500 grand and now 150k that's enough for you
00:06:14per year per month of course
00:06:17of course
00:06:29so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife
00:06:35yeah his name is Luke he's nine in summer camp I'm aware of the divorce
00:06:48good lord that looks calorie-packed
00:07:00first it's not for you second I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:07:06jeez touchy it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic keep that up another thing clear your schedule for tomorrow we're meeting the director
00:07:18already this is your first time stepping out as my wife and I really want you to take it seriously
00:07:24need to dress up nicely all right because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:07:30come on this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:07:34I'll solve this problem right now
00:07:36hey Brad
00:07:38didn't you say you could transform any woman
00:07:42oh my god I didn't expect this to be such a huge project but luckily I'm a Hollywood stylish
00:07:52alright girls let's get going
00:07:56right here
00:07:58I got
00:08:00I got it
00:08:05oh
00:08:06oh
00:08:08oh
00:08:10oh
00:08:11oh
00:08:12oh
00:08:14oh
00:08:15oh
00:08:16oh
00:08:18oh
00:08:20oh
00:08:22oh
00:08:23lady's fashion pieces worth the expense for her she's my wife now so yes it's worth it
00:08:32baby well i did my best today i remember rome wasn't built in the day
00:08:50how do i look wow you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:09:00wow you sure ensure that ass why aren't you closing the victoria's secrets show this year
00:09:07julia your acting skills surpassed mine that's what handling a big star does to me
00:09:14let's go girls thank you so much guys no problem baby geez how did i not realize my backside has
00:09:22such potential just like kardashians guess you regret this fake marriage now huh god is fair
00:09:32though he didn't bless you with a fury physique he gave you unbridled confidence
00:09:36wow you're totally gonna nail that role now we look so perfect together it's a match made in heaven
00:09:58no no no there's no spark between you two you don't love your wife at all
00:10:03i'm sorry that i can't give you this role but we haven't even started talking you know the law
00:10:08talk is about feeling i don't feel your love for her he's crazy about me the moment i was divorced he
00:10:17swooped in with a helicopter proposal i love you baby that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest
00:10:25of my life with you
00:10:31come back to me or you'll learn to be a proper
00:10:35jeez are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan yes but he did catch you
00:10:42rolling your eyes at me maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water any steak perhaps that's
00:10:47to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite oh you guessed right
00:10:57much better now
00:10:58you're married what's up what your daughter's in the hospital with a fever of course i can cover
00:11:28your shift today where are you going the contract doesn't require me to report my personal
00:11:35itinerary to you
00:11:43albry what are you doing here you're not stalking me are you listen stop harassing me tiffany and i are
00:11:51engaged sorry to disappoint you but i'm married too it's not just you who found someone new
00:12:00i told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:12:06i do have a husband and he's hotter wealthier and lasts longer in bed than you ever did if he's so
00:12:13great when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes come on man don't just stand there
00:12:20serve us i want hot tea
00:12:24jeez you trying to scald me
00:12:47are you satisfied now that's better drink up dear
00:12:50ouch this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand check out my engagement ring from mark
00:13:00it's whopping two carrots i heard your wedding ring was
00:13:06a freebie that came with some furniture shopping wasn't it wow good for you and when you guys eventually
00:13:15split you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure don't stupid or level you go and get
00:13:26the sticks ready in 10 minutes else i'll be reporting you i said half an hour when you ordered then
00:13:33figured it out wait top of my water
00:13:38i get theude to leave you home there
00:13:44Mary you owe me a proper meal i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:13:52aubry why are you waitressing we're not really married what i do is none of your business
00:14:01let's go the advertisers are waiting
00:14:02keep an eye on her make sure nobody messes with her i'm not her agent but she's my wife at least
00:14:11on paper okay guys if you don't need anything else i'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:14:16oh my god my ray it's gone since you're the only one serving us i suspect you stole my ray
00:14:26just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've
00:14:31want let alone steal it deny it won't help it's only you somewhere
00:14:37see this is proof
00:14:42i'm gonna have you fired no way you're framing me on purpose
00:14:51got it get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:15:01you and your husband are so sweet you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:15:07sweet we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago
00:15:13look at them that's what we call sweet i wish my hubby was like that
00:15:18fuck that's actually my husband you jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:15:24i'll break let me explain
00:15:30stop
00:15:32all right enough cut it out
00:15:36i wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it look at yourself sloppy
00:15:45you're rude you're rude totally all feminine i want a divorce crazy lady
00:15:55no need for karma i can handle this myself
00:16:05hand me the car key
00:16:06chris
00:16:17leo snipe the row you wanted
00:16:19no way
00:16:21why him
00:16:22i cannot understand that
00:16:23he has fewer instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:16:28the director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife
00:16:32leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple for true love
00:16:36but what about you
00:16:37you're a forty-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy
00:16:42what if
00:16:43i told everyone that i've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:16:49but she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:16:53you think that would lend me the role
00:16:55sounds more like excused me
00:16:57that's not good enough huh
00:16:59all right
00:17:00do i have to say she just got divorced and i'm rushing to marry her
00:17:04vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove i can be a committed guy
00:17:09now that's a story people might buy into
00:17:12but the problem is you're just making this up on the spot
00:17:16all right
00:17:17i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:17:24damn it
00:17:27fuck
00:17:28i'm so sorry
00:17:35are you nuts
00:17:36nuts
00:17:37is that all your men got
00:17:41yeah i'm nuts
00:17:42but you guys eat food cooked by nuts
00:17:44sleep with nuts
00:17:45have kids with nuts
00:17:46you are the real nuts here
00:17:48no offense
00:17:49but i'm chris roberts
00:17:51i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:17:54only supermodels
00:18:00screw you fuck chris roberts
00:18:02shit
00:18:04i sold the house
00:18:08you got till tonight to move out
00:18:10or
00:18:12i sold the house
00:18:14you got till tonight to move out
00:18:16or
00:18:18i sold the house
00:18:20you got till tonight to move out
00:18:22or
00:18:24your stuff will get thrown away
00:18:26if you want to divorce me
00:18:29fine
00:18:30go ahead
00:18:31but how dare you sell our house
00:18:34without my consent
00:18:36i'll sue you
00:18:37think you can afford a lawyer
00:18:39don't mess with me
00:18:40or apply for a custody for our son
00:18:42jobless housewife like you
00:18:44won't stand a chance
00:18:46despicable
00:18:48so
00:18:49you divorced
00:18:50it's none of your business
00:18:52marry me
00:19:00are you insane
00:19:04my car's worth 4 million dollars
00:19:06you want to talk about marriage
00:19:08or compensation
00:19:12this way mom
00:19:13watch us that mom
00:19:18not ma'am
00:19:25welcome ma'am
00:19:26welcome ma'am
00:19:28wow
00:19:38so it's your house at 5 central avenue
00:19:40i've seen it in a magazine
00:19:42so
00:19:56i get a room like this for a fake marriage
00:19:59no
00:20:00this is for elizabeth
00:20:01this is for elizabeth my dog
00:20:02yours is upstairs
00:20:03bigger and better
00:20:05forget that
00:20:06come sign the contract
00:20:08sign this
00:20:12and you will be my wife
00:20:13sorry what's your name again
00:20:15aubry
00:20:16okay
00:20:17aubry
00:20:18listen to me
00:20:19i love you
00:20:20i love you for more than 10 years
00:20:22i heard
00:20:23that you're divorced
00:20:25so i popped the question right away
00:20:28what
00:20:29really
00:20:30are you kidding me
00:20:31aubry
00:20:32this marriage is just for show
00:20:34i hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:20:37relax
00:20:39not falling for you
00:20:40as easy as drinking and eating
00:20:42great
00:20:42that's amazing
00:20:43once i secure the role
00:20:45and back that oscar
00:20:46we'll part our ways
00:20:48smoothly
00:20:50so we stuck together
00:20:52until we win an oscar
00:20:53might as well say
00:20:56till that do us a part
00:20:58don't worry about that
00:20:59i'm gonna pay you an acting salary
00:21:01the same as i do with my models and actors
00:21:04you're chris roberts
00:21:06those actresses must earn a fortune
00:21:08considering our attitude
00:21:10i'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:21:12usually they pay around 500 grand
00:21:14and now
00:21:15150k
00:21:16that's enough for you
00:21:18per year?
00:21:20per month of course
00:21:21so you have a son?
00:21:36don't get me wrong
00:21:37just want to know more about my wife
00:21:39yeah
00:21:45his name is luke
00:21:47he's nine
00:21:48in summer camp
00:21:50unaware of the divorce
00:21:52good lord
00:22:02that looks calorie packed
00:22:04first
00:22:06it's not for you
00:22:07second
00:22:07i hate when people reduce food to calories
00:22:10jeez
00:22:12touchy
00:22:13it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:22:16keep that up
00:22:18another thing
00:22:19clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:22:21for meeting the director
00:22:22already?
00:22:24this is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:22:27and i really want you to take it seriously
00:22:29need to dress up nicely alright
00:22:31because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:22:35come on
00:22:36this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:22:38i'll solve this problem right now
00:22:41hey brad
00:22:43didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:22:48oh
00:22:49my
00:22:50god
00:22:51i didn't expect this to be such a
00:22:53huge project
00:22:54but luckily
00:22:55i'm a hollywood stylish
00:22:57alright girls
00:22:58let's get going
00:23:00right here
00:23:02i got it
00:23:03are you okay baby?
00:23:13watch out
00:23:14please calm down
00:23:15can you sit up back here?
00:23:16sit down
00:23:17get him out of here
00:23:18oh my god
00:23:19are you okay baby?
00:23:26are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:23:30she's my wife now
00:23:31so yes
00:23:32it's worth it
00:23:33baby ral
00:23:36i did my best today
00:23:38remember
00:23:39ral wasn't beautiful in the day
00:23:54how do i look?
00:23:58wow
00:23:58you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:24:01wow
00:24:04you sure ain't sure of that ass
00:24:06why aren't you closing the victoria's secrets show this year?
00:24:11julia
00:24:11your acting skills surpassed mine
00:24:14that's what handling a big star does to me
00:24:17let's go girls
00:24:18thank you so much guys
00:24:20no problem baby
00:24:21jeez
00:24:23how did i not realize my backside has such potential?
00:24:27just like kardashians
00:24:29guess
00:24:30you regret this fake marriage now huh?
00:24:33god is fair
00:24:34though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:24:37he gave you unbridled confidence
00:24:39wow
00:24:44you're totally gonna nail that role now
00:24:46we look so perfect together
00:24:48it's a match
00:24:49made in heaven
00:24:50no no no there's no spark between you two
00:25:05you don't love your wife at all
00:25:06i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
00:25:08but we haven't even started talking
00:25:11you know the law talk is about feeling
00:25:13i don't feel your love for her
00:25:15he's crazy about me
00:25:18the moment i was divorced
00:25:20he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:25:22i love you baby
00:25:25that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:25:29come back to me
00:25:35or you'll learn to be a proper
00:25:36jeez
00:25:39are you sure
00:25:40he's top hollywood's director
00:25:42and not some charlatan?
00:25:44yes
00:25:44but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:25:47maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:25:49and a steak
00:25:50perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:25:52bursting from one extra bite
00:25:54you guessed right
00:25:56much better now
00:26:02can you eat quieter?
00:26:16you're disturbing my reading
00:26:17you're married?
00:26:26what's up?
00:26:28what?
00:26:29your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:26:30of course
00:26:31i can cover your shift today
00:26:32where are you going?
00:26:35the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:26:39Aubrey
00:26:47what are you doing here?
00:26:49you're not stalking me are you?
00:26:51listen
00:26:52stop harassing me
00:26:53Tiffany and i are engaged
00:26:55sorry to disappoint you
00:26:58but i'm married too
00:27:00it's not just you who found someone new
00:27:02Jim
00:27:03i told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:27:06i do have a husband
00:27:10and he's hotter
00:27:12wealthier
00:27:13and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:27:15if he's so great
00:27:17when's an old timer like you
00:27:19still going here serving tapes?
00:27:21come on man
00:27:22don't just stand there
00:27:23serve us
00:27:24i want
00:27:26hot tea
00:27:27jeez
00:27:38you trying to scald me?
00:27:40are you satisfied now?
00:27:51that's better
00:27:52drink up dear
00:27:54ouch
00:27:55this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:28:00check out my engagement ring from mark
00:28:03it's whopping two carats
00:28:05i heard your wedding ring was
00:28:08a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:28:13wasn't it?
00:28:14wow
00:28:15good for you
00:28:17and when you guys eventually split
00:28:19you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:28:24don't stoop their level
00:28:27you
00:28:28go and get the stakes ready in 10 minutes
00:28:31else
00:28:31i'll be reporting you
00:28:32i said
00:28:33half an hour
00:28:35when you ordered
00:28:35then
00:28:36figured it out
00:28:37wait
00:28:39tub off my water
00:28:41mary
00:28:48you owe me a proper meal
00:28:49i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:28:52aubry
00:28:56why are you waitressing?
00:28:58we're not really married
00:28:59what i do is none of your business
00:29:01let's go
00:29:04the advertisers are waiting
00:29:06keep an eye on her
00:29:10make sure nobody messes with her
00:29:12i'm not her agent
00:29:13but she's my wife
00:29:14at least on paper
00:29:15okay guys
00:29:16if you don't need anything else
00:29:18i'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:29:19oh my god
00:29:22my ring
00:29:23it's gone
00:29:24since you're the only one serving us
00:29:27i suspect you stole my ring
00:29:29just because you're a bitch
00:29:30doesn't mean everyone is
00:29:32i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:29:35let alone steal it
00:29:36deny won't help
00:29:38it's only you somewhere
00:29:41see
00:29:44this is proof
00:29:46i'm gonna have you
00:29:51fired
00:29:52no way
00:29:53you're framing me on purpose
00:29:54got it
00:30:01get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:30:03you and your husband are so sweet
00:30:08you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:30:11sweet?
00:30:12we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago
00:30:16look at them
00:30:18that's what we call sweet
00:30:20i wish my hubby was like that
00:30:22fuck that's actually my husband
00:30:25you jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:30:27over it
00:30:28let me explain
00:30:30wait wait wait
00:30:32stop
00:30:33first
00:30:35all right enough
00:30:38cut it out
00:30:39i
00:30:40wouldn't have to be out here
00:30:42messing around
00:30:43if you
00:30:44didn't push me
00:30:46to do it
00:30:47look at yourself
00:30:48sloppy
00:30:49you're rude
00:30:50totally
00:30:52unfeminine
00:30:53i want a divorce
00:30:55crazy lady
00:30:57no
00:30:57no
00:30:57no
00:30:58no
00:31:01no
00:31:05get that scumbag
00:31:06no need for karma
00:31:07i can't handle this myself
00:31:08hand me the car key
00:31:09chris
00:31:20leo snucked the row you wanted
00:31:22no way
00:31:23why him
00:31:25i cannot understand that
00:31:26he has fewer instagram followers than me
00:31:29and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:31:31the director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife
00:31:35leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple for true love
00:31:39but what about you
00:31:40you're a 40-year-old bachelor
00:31:42known around town as a total playboy
00:31:45what if
00:31:46i told everyone
00:31:48that i've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:31:52but she's married
00:31:53and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:31:56you think that would lend me the role
00:31:58sounds more like excused me
00:32:00that's not good enough huh
00:32:02all right
00:32:03do i have to say she just got divorced and i'm rushing to marry her
00:32:07vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:32:10to prove i can be a committed guy
00:32:12now that's a story people might buy into
00:32:15but the problem is
00:32:17you're just making this up
00:32:18on the spot
00:32:19all right
00:32:20i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:32:26damn it
00:32:30fuck
00:32:31i'm so sorry
00:32:38are you nuts
00:32:39nuts
00:32:40is that all your men got
00:32:44yeah i'm nuts
00:32:46but you guys
00:32:47eat both cooked by nuts
00:32:48sleep with nuts
00:32:49have kids with nuts
00:32:50you are the real nuts here
00:32:52no offense
00:32:53but i'm chris roberts
00:32:55i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:32:58only supermodels
00:33:02screw you fuck chris roberts
00:33:06i sold the house
00:33:24you got till tonight to move out
00:33:26or your stuff will be thrown away
00:33:29if you want to divorce me
00:33:32fine
00:33:33go ahead
00:33:34but how dare you sell our house
00:33:37without my consent
00:33:39i'll sue you
00:33:41think you can afford a lawyer
00:33:42don't mess with me
00:33:44or apply for the custody for our staff
00:33:46jobless housewife like you
00:33:48won't stand a chance
00:33:49despicable
00:33:51so
00:33:52you divorced
00:33:53it's none of your business
00:33:55marry me
00:33:56are you insane
00:34:04my car's worth four million dollars
00:34:09you want to talk about marriage
00:34:12or compensation
00:34:14this way mom
00:34:16watch us stop mom
00:34:22welcome mom
00:34:29wow
00:34:40so it's your house
00:34:42at 5 central avenue
00:34:43i've seen it in a magazine
00:34:45so i get a room like this for fake marriage
00:35:02no
00:35:03this is for elizabeth my dog
00:35:05yours is upstairs
00:35:06bigger and better
00:35:08forget that
00:35:10come sign the contract
00:35:11sign this
00:35:15and you will be my wife
00:35:16sorry what's your name again
00:35:18aubrey
00:35:19okay
00:35:20aubrey
00:35:21listen to me
00:35:22i love you
00:35:23for more than 10 years
00:35:25i heard
00:35:26that you're divorced
00:35:27so
00:35:29i popped the question right away
00:35:31what
00:35:32really
00:35:33are you kidding me
00:35:34aubrey
00:35:35this marriage is just for show
00:35:37i hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:35:40relax
00:35:42not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating
00:35:45great
00:35:45that's amazing
00:35:46once i secure the role and bag that oscar
00:35:49we'll part our ways
00:35:52smoothly
00:35:53so we stuck together until we win an oscar
00:35:57might as well say
00:36:00so that do us a part
00:36:01don't worry about that
00:36:02i'm gonna pay you an acting salary
00:36:05the same as i do with my models and actors
00:36:07you're chris roberts
00:36:09those actresses must earn a fortune
00:36:12considering our attitude
00:36:13i'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:36:15usually they pay around 500 grand
00:36:17and now
00:36:18150k
00:36:19that's enough for you
00:36:21per year
00:36:23per month
00:36:24of course
00:36:24so you have a son
00:36:38don't get me wrong
00:36:41just want to know more about my wife
00:36:43yeah
00:36:48his name is luke
00:36:51he's nine
00:36:51in summer camp
00:36:54unaware of the divorce
00:36:55good lord
00:37:06that looks calorie packed
00:37:08first
00:37:09it's not for you
00:37:10second
00:37:11i hate when people reduce food to calories
00:37:13jeez
00:37:15touchy
00:37:16it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:37:20keep that up
00:37:21another thing
00:37:22clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:37:24we're meeting the director
00:37:25already?
00:37:28this is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:37:30and i really want you to take it seriously
00:37:32need to dress up nicely alright
00:37:34because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:37:38come on
00:37:39this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:37:41i'll solve this problem right now
00:37:44hey brad
00:37:46didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:37:52oh my god
00:37:54i didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:37:57but luckily
00:37:58i'm a hollywood stylish
00:38:00alright girls
00:38:01let's get going
00:38:03right here
00:38:06i got it
00:38:06are you okay baby?
00:38:17watch out
00:38:17please calm down
00:38:18can't you set up back here?
00:38:20get them out of here
00:38:21oh my god
00:38:22are you okay baby?
00:38:29are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:38:34she's my wife now
00:38:35so yes
00:38:35it's worth it
00:38:36hmm
00:38:37baby real
00:38:40i did my best today
00:38:41remember
00:38:43rome wasn't built in the day
00:38:45how do i look?
00:39:01wow
00:39:01you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:39:04wow
00:39:08you sure ain't sure of that ass
00:39:09why aren't you closing the victoria's secrets show this year?
00:39:14julia
00:39:14her acting skills surpassed mine
00:39:17that's what handling a big story does to me
00:39:20let's go girls
00:39:21thank you so much guys
00:39:23no problem baby
00:39:24jeez
00:39:27how did i not realize my backside has such potential?
00:39:30just like kardashians
00:39:32guess you regret this fake marriage now huh?
00:39:37god is fair
00:39:38though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:39:40he gave you unbridled confidence
00:39:42wow
00:39:43you're totally gonna nail that role now
00:39:49we look so perfect together
00:39:51it's a match
00:39:53made in heaven
00:39:54no no no
00:40:05there's no spark between you two
00:40:08you don't love your wife at all
00:40:10i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
00:40:12but we haven't even started talking
00:40:14you know the lot talk is about feeling
00:40:16i don't feel your love for her
00:40:19he's crazy about me
00:40:22the moment i was divorced
00:40:23he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:40:26i love you baby
00:40:29that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:40:32come back to me
00:40:38or you'll learn to be a proper
00:40:40jeez
00:40:43are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:40:47yes
00:40:48but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:40:50maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water? any steak?
00:40:53perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:40:55bursting from one extra bite
00:40:58you guessed right
00:41:00much better now
00:41:05can you eat quieter
00:41:18you're disturbing my reading
00:41:20you're married?
00:41:30what's up?
00:41:31what?
00:41:32your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:41:33yeah of course i can cover your shift today
00:41:35where are you going?
00:41:39the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:41:42Aubrey
00:41:50what are you doing here?
00:41:52you're not stalking me are you?
00:41:54listen
00:41:55stop harassing me
00:41:57Tiffany and i are engaged
00:41:58sorry to disappoint you
00:42:02but i'm married too
00:42:03it's not just you who found someone new
00:42:05jim
00:42:06i told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:42:10i do have a husband
00:42:14and he's hotter
00:42:15wealthier
00:42:16and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:42:18if he's so great
00:42:20when's an old timer like you
00:42:22still going here serving tapes?
00:42:24come on man
00:42:25don't just stand there
00:42:26serve us
00:42:27i want
00:42:29hot tea
00:42:31jeez
00:42:41you trying to sculpt me?
00:42:43are you satisfied now?
00:42:54that's better
00:42:55drink up dear
00:42:57ouch
00:42:59this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:43:03check out my engagement ring from mark
00:43:06it's whopping two carats
00:43:08i heard your wedding ring was
00:43:11a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:43:16wasn't it?
00:43:18wow
00:43:19good for you
00:43:20and when you guys eventually split
00:43:22you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:43:27don't stoop to our level
00:43:30you
00:43:31go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes
00:43:34else
00:43:34i'll be reporting you
00:43:36i said
00:43:36half an hour
00:43:38when you ordered
00:43:39then
00:43:39figured it out
00:43:40wait
00:43:42tub off my water
00:43:44mary
00:43:51you owe me a proper meal
00:43:52i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:43:56aubry?
00:44:00why are you waitressing?
00:44:01we're not really married
00:44:03what i do is none of your business
00:44:04let's go
00:44:08the advertisers are waiting
00:44:09keep an eye on her
00:44:13make sure nobody messes with her
00:44:15i'm not her agent
00:44:16but she's my wife
00:44:18at least on paper
00:44:18okay guys
00:44:19if you don't need anything else
00:44:21i'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:44:23oh my god
00:44:25my ring
00:44:26it's gone
00:44:27since you're the only one serving us
00:44:30i suspect you stole my ring
00:44:32just because you're a bitch
00:44:34doesn't mean everyone is
00:44:35i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:44:38let alone steal it
00:44:40deny won't help
00:44:41it's only you somewhere
00:44:44see?
00:44:46this is proof
00:44:49i'm gonna have you
00:44:54fired
00:44:55no way
00:44:56you're framing me on purpose
00:44:58got it
00:45:04get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:45:06you and your husband are so sweet
00:45:11you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:45:14sweet?
00:45:15we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago
00:45:20look at them
00:45:22that's what we call sweet
00:45:23i wish my hubby was like that
00:45:25fuck that's actually my husband
00:45:29you jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:45:30over it
00:45:31let me explain
00:45:33wait wait wait
00:45:35stop
00:45:36all right enough
00:45:41cut it out
00:45:42i wouldn't have to be out here
00:45:46messing around
00:45:47if you
00:45:48didn't push me
00:45:49to do it
00:45:50look at yourself
00:45:51sloppy
00:45:52rude
00:45:53totally
00:45:55unfeminine
00:45:56i want a divorce
00:45:58crazy lady
00:46:00come on
00:46:08get that scum back
00:46:10no need for karma
00:46:10i can handle this myself
00:46:11hand me the car key
00:46:13chris
00:46:23chris
00:46:24leo snucked the role you wanted
00:46:25no way
00:46:26why him
00:46:28i cannot understand that
00:46:30he has fewer instagram followers than me
00:46:32and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:46:35the director's looking for a guy
00:46:36who's totally devoted to his wife
00:46:38leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple
00:46:41for true love
00:46:42what about you
00:46:43you're a 40 euro bachelor
00:46:45known around town
00:46:47as a total playboy
00:46:48what if
00:46:49i told everyone
00:46:51that i've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:46:55but she's married
00:46:56and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:46:59you think that would lend me the role
00:47:01sounds more like excuse to me
00:47:03that's not good enough huh
00:47:05all right
00:47:06do i have to say she just got divorced
00:47:09and i'm rushing to marry her
00:47:10vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:47:13to prove i can be a committed guy
00:47:15now that's a story people might buy into
00:47:18but the problem is
00:47:20you're just making this up
00:47:22on the spot
00:47:23all right
00:47:23i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:47:29i'm so sorry
00:47:41are you nuts
00:47:43nuts
00:47:43is that all your men got
00:47:48yeah i'm nuts
00:47:49but you guys
00:47:50eat don't cook by nuts
00:47:51sleep with nuts
00:47:52have kids with nuts
00:47:53you are the real nuts here
00:47:55no offense
00:47:56but i'm chris roberts
00:47:58i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:48:01only supermodels
00:48:05screw you for chris roberts
00:48:10i sold the house
00:48:28you got till tonight to move out
00:48:30or your stuff will be thrown away
00:48:32if you want to divorce me
00:48:36fine
00:48:36go ahead
00:48:37but how dare you sell our house
00:48:40without my consent
00:48:42i'll sue you
00:48:44think you can afford a lawyer
00:48:45don't mess with me
00:48:47or apply for the cutsafe or a star
00:48:49a jobless housewife like you
00:48:51won't stand a chance
00:48:52despicable
00:48:54so
00:48:55you divorced
00:48:56it's none of your business
00:48:59marry me
00:49:00are you insane
00:49:08my car's worth four million dollars
00:49:12you want to talk about marriage
00:49:15or compensation
00:49:17this way mom
00:49:20watch us that mom
00:49:25welcome
00:49:32welcome ma'am
00:49:33wow
00:49:43so it's your house
00:49:45at 5 central avenue
00:49:46i've seen it in a magazine
00:49:48so
00:50:02i get a room like this
00:50:04for a fake marriage
00:50:06no
00:50:06this is for elizabeth
00:50:08my dog
00:50:08yours is upstairs
00:50:10bigger and better
00:50:11forget that
00:50:13come sign the contract
00:50:14sign this
00:50:18and you will be my wife
00:50:20sorry
00:50:20what's your name again
00:50:21aubry
00:50:23okay
00:50:23aubry
00:50:24listen to me
00:50:26i love you
00:50:27for more than 10 years
00:50:28i heard
00:50:29that you're divorced
00:50:30so
00:50:32i popped the question
00:50:33right away
00:50:34what
00:50:35really
00:50:36are you kidding me
00:50:37aubry
00:50:39this marriage
00:50:40is just for show
00:50:41i hope you won't catch
00:50:42real feelings for me
00:50:44relax
00:50:45not falling for you
00:50:47as easy as drinking
00:50:48and eating
00:50:48great
00:50:49that's amazing
00:50:50once i secure the role
00:50:51and back that oscar
00:50:53we'll part our ways
00:50:55smoothly
00:50:56so we stuck together
00:50:59until we win an oscar
00:51:00might as well say
00:51:03till that do us a part
00:51:04don't worry about that
00:51:05i'm gonna pay you
00:51:07an acting salary
00:51:08the same as i do
00:51:09with my models and actors
00:51:10you know chris roberts
00:51:12those actresses
00:51:14must earn a fortune
00:51:15considering our attitude
00:51:17i'm gonna go with
00:51:18minimum wage
00:51:18usually they pay around
00:51:20500 grand
00:51:21and now
00:51:21150k
00:51:23that's enough for you
00:51:24per year
00:51:26per month
00:51:27of course
00:51:38so
00:51:40so you have a son
00:51:42don't get me wrong
00:51:44just want to know
00:51:45more about my wife
00:51:46yeah
00:51:52his name is luke
00:51:54he's nine
00:51:55in summer camp
00:51:57unaware of the divorce
00:51:59good lord
00:52:09that looks
00:52:10calorie packed
00:52:11first
00:52:12it's not for you
00:52:14second
00:52:14i hate
00:52:15when people
00:52:15reduce food
00:52:16to calories
00:52:17geez
00:52:19touchy
00:52:19it'll make
00:52:21my loving you
00:52:21seem even more
00:52:22dramatic
00:52:23keep that up
00:52:25another thing
00:52:26clear your schedule
00:52:27for tomorrow
00:52:27we're meeting
00:52:28the director
00:52:28already
00:52:30this is your first
00:52:32time stepping out
00:52:33as my wife
00:52:34and i really want
00:52:34you to take it
00:52:35seriously
00:52:35need to dress up
00:52:37nicely alright
00:52:38because it's gonna
00:52:39be the first time
00:52:39that you're gonna
00:52:40act as my wife
00:52:41come on
00:52:42this top i'm wearing
00:52:44is like from
00:52:44the supermarket
00:52:45i'll solve this
00:52:46problem right now
00:52:47hey brad
00:52:49didn't you say you
00:52:52could transform
00:52:53any woman
00:52:53oh my god
00:52:57i didn't expect
00:52:58this to be such
00:52:59a huge project
00:53:01luckily
00:53:01i'm a hollywood
00:53:02stylish
00:53:03alright girls
00:53:04let's get going
00:53:06right here
00:53:09i got it
00:53:10are you okay
00:53:19please
00:53:20watch out
00:53:21please calm down
00:53:22can't you sit up
00:53:22back here
00:53:23get him out of here
00:53:25oh my god
00:53:26are you okay baby
00:53:26are these ladies
00:53:34fashion pieces
00:53:35worth the expense
00:53:36for her
00:53:36she's my wife now
00:53:38so yes
00:53:39it's worth it
00:53:40baby well
00:53:43i did my best today
00:53:45remember
00:53:46rome wasn't built
00:53:47in the day
00:53:56how do i look
00:54:03wow
00:54:05you're the most
00:54:06beautiful you
00:54:07i've ever seen
00:54:08wow
00:54:11you sure ain't
00:54:12sure that asked
00:54:13why are you
00:54:14closing the victoria
00:54:15secrets show
00:54:15this year
00:54:16julia
00:54:18your acting skills
00:54:19surpassed mine
00:54:20that's what handling
00:54:22a big star does to me
00:54:23let's go girls
00:54:25thank you so much
00:54:26guys
00:54:26no problem
00:54:27baby
00:54:28jeez
00:54:30how did i not
00:54:31realize my backside
00:54:32has such potential
00:54:33just like
00:54:35kardashians
00:54:36guess
00:54:37you regret this
00:54:37fake marriage
00:54:38now huh
00:54:39god is fair
00:54:41though he didn't
00:54:42bless you with
00:54:43a fury physique
00:54:44he gave you
00:54:45unbridled
00:54:45confidence
00:54:46wow
00:54:51you're totally
00:54:51gonna nail that
00:54:52role now
00:54:53we look so
00:54:53perfect together
00:54:54it's a match
00:54:56made in heaven
00:54:57no no no
00:55:09there's no spark
00:55:10between you two
00:55:11you don't love your wife
00:55:13at all
00:55:13i'm sorry that i can't
00:55:14give you this role
00:55:15but we haven't even
00:55:16started talking
00:55:17you know the law talk
00:55:18is about feeling
00:55:19i don't feel your love
00:55:21for her
00:55:22he's crazy about me
00:55:25the moment i was divorced
00:55:26he swooped in with a
00:55:28helicopter proposal
00:55:29i love you baby
00:55:32that's because i just can't
00:55:34wait to spend the rest
00:55:35of my life with you
00:55:36come back to me
00:55:41where you'll learn
00:55:42to be a proper
00:55:43jeez
00:55:46are you sure
00:55:47he's top hollywood's
00:55:49director
00:55:49and not some charlatan
00:55:51yes
00:55:51but he did catch you
00:55:52rolling your eyes at me
00:55:53maybe it's only because
00:55:54you ordered a cup of water
00:55:56any steak
00:55:56perhaps that's to avoid
00:55:58your dress zipper
00:55:58bursting from one extra bite
00:56:01you guessed right
00:56:03much better now
00:56:08can you eat quieter
00:56:22you're disturbing my reading
00:56:23you're married
00:56:33what's up
00:56:34what
00:56:35your daughter's in the hospital
00:56:36with a fever
00:56:37of course
00:56:37i can cover your shift today
00:56:39where are you going
00:56:41the contract
00:56:43doesn't require me
00:56:44to report my personal
00:56:45itinerary to you
00:56:46Aubrey
00:56:53what are you doing here
00:56:55you're not stalking me
00:56:57are you
00:56:57listen
00:56:58stop harassing me
00:57:00tiffany and i
00:57:01are engaged
00:57:02sorry to disappoint you
00:57:05but i'm married too
00:57:06it's not just you
00:57:07who found someone new
00:57:08jim
00:57:09i told you
00:57:11she put up a front
00:57:12about finding someone else
00:57:13i do have a husband
00:57:17and he's hotter
00:57:18wealthier
00:57:20and lasts longer in bed
00:57:21than you ever did
00:57:22if he's so great
00:57:23when's an old timer
00:57:25like you
00:57:26still going here
00:57:26serving tapes
00:57:27come on man
00:57:28don't just stand there
00:57:30serve us
00:57:30i want
00:57:33hot tea
00:57:34jeez
00:57:44you trying to
00:57:46sculpt me
00:57:46are you satisfied now
00:57:58that's better
00:57:58drink up dear
00:58:00ouch
00:58:02this huge diamond ring
00:58:04makes it hard to lift my hand
00:58:06check out my engagement ring
00:58:09from mark
00:58:09it's whopping two carats
00:58:12i heard your wedding ring was
00:58:15a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:58:19wasn't it
00:58:21wow
00:58:22good for you
00:58:24and when you guys eventually split
00:58:25you will get a nice chunk of change
00:58:28from selling this treasure
00:58:30don't stupid or level
00:58:33you
00:58:35go and get the steaks ready
00:58:36in ten minutes
00:58:37else
00:58:38i'll be reporting you
00:58:39i said
00:58:40half an hour
00:58:41when you ordered
00:58:42then
00:58:42figured it out
00:58:44wait
00:58:45tub of my water
00:58:48mary
00:58:54you owe me a proper meal
00:58:56i refrain from stabbing those two
00:58:58for your job's sake
00:58:59aubry
00:59:03why are you waitressing
00:59:05we're not really married
00:59:06what i do is none of your business
00:59:07let's go
00:59:11the advertisers are waiting
00:59:12keep an eye on her
00:59:16make sure nobody messes with her
00:59:18i'm not her agent
00:59:20but she's my wife
00:59:21at least on paper
00:59:22okay guys
00:59:23if you don't need anything else
00:59:24i'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:59:26oh my god
00:59:28my ring
00:59:29it's gone
00:59:30since you're the only one serving us
00:59:33i suspect you stole my ring
00:59:35just because you're a bitch
00:59:37doesn't mean everyone is
00:59:38i wouldn't even want to touch
00:59:40the stuff you've worn
00:59:41let alone steal it
00:59:43deny won't help
00:59:45let's arm you somewhere
00:59:47see
00:59:50this is proof
00:59:52i'm gonna have you
00:59:58fired
00:59:59no way
01:00:00you're framing me on purpose
01:00:01got it
01:00:07get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:00:09you and your husband are so sweet
01:00:15you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
01:00:17sweet?
01:00:18we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago
01:00:23look at them
01:00:25that's what we call sweet
01:00:26i wish my hubby was like that
01:00:28fuck that's actually my husband
01:00:32you jerk cheating on me behind my back
01:00:34i'll break
01:00:35let me explain
01:00:36wait wait wait
01:00:38stop
01:00:39first
01:00:42alright enough
01:00:44cut it out
01:00:46i
01:00:47wouldn't have to be out here
01:00:49messing around
01:00:50if you
01:00:51didn't push me
01:00:52to do it
01:00:53look at yourself
01:00:54sloppy
01:00:55rude
01:00:57totally
01:00:58unfeminine
01:01:00i want a divorce
01:01:01crazy lady
01:01:03karma will get that scumbag
01:01:13no need for karma
01:01:14i can handle this myself
01:01:15hand me the car key
01:01:16chris
01:01:26leo snucked the row you wanted
01:01:28no way
01:01:30why him
01:01:31i cannot understand that
01:01:33he has fewer instagram followers than me
01:01:35and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
01:01:38the director's looking for a guy
01:01:39who's totally devoted to his wife
01:01:42leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple
01:01:44for true love
01:01:45but what about you
01:01:47you're a 40 year old bachelor
01:01:49known around town
01:01:50as a total playboy
01:01:51what if
01:01:53i told everyone
01:01:54that i've actually been in love
01:01:56with one woman
01:01:57for all those years
01:01:58but she's married
01:02:00and all my wild dating
01:02:01was just to try and forget her
01:02:03you think that would
01:02:04lend me the role
01:02:04sounds more like
01:02:05excused me
01:02:06that's not good enough
01:02:08huh
01:02:08all right
01:02:09do i have to say
01:02:11she just got divorced
01:02:12and i'm rushing to marry her
01:02:14vowing to never look at
01:02:15another supermodel again
01:02:16to prove i can be a committed guy
01:02:18now that's a story
01:02:20people might buy into
01:02:21but the problem is
01:02:24you're just making this up
01:02:25on the spot
01:02:26all right
01:02:27i wish a woman like that
01:02:31would just fall into my life
01:02:32for real
01:02:32damn it
01:02:36fuck
01:02:38i'm so sorry
01:02:45are you nuts
01:02:46nuts
01:02:47is that all your men got
01:02:51yeah
01:02:52i'm nuts
01:02:52but you guys
01:02:53eat good coke by nuts
01:02:54sleep with nuts
01:02:56have kids with nuts
01:02:57you are the real nuts here
01:02:58no offense
01:02:59but i'm chris roberts
01:03:01i only sleep with supermodels
01:03:03under 25 years old
01:03:05only supermodels
01:03:08screw you fuck chris roberts
01:03:13shit
01:03:23i sold the house
01:03:31you got till tonight
01:03:32to move out
01:03:33or
01:03:34your stuff will be thrown away
01:03:35if you want to divorce me
01:03:39fine
01:03:40go ahead
01:03:41but how dare you
01:03:43sell our house
01:03:44without my consent
01:03:46i'll sue you
01:03:47think you can afford a lawyer
01:03:49don't mess with me
01:03:51or apply for custody
01:03:52for a star
01:03:53jobless house
01:03:54like you
01:03:54won't stand a chance
01:03:56despicable
01:03:57so
01:03:59you divorced
01:04:00it's none of your business
01:04:02marry me
01:04:03are you insane
01:04:11my car's worth
01:04:15four million dollars
01:04:16you want to talk about marriage
01:04:18or compensation
01:04:20this way
01:04:23mom
01:04:23watch her step
01:04:28mom
01:04:28welcome
01:04:35mom
01:04:36mom
01:04:45mom
01:04:46wow
01:04:47so it's your house
01:04:48at 5 central avenue
01:04:50i've seen it in a magazine
01:04:51so i get a room like this
01:05:08for fake marriage
01:05:09no
01:05:09this is for elizabeth
01:05:11my dog
01:05:12yours is upstairs
01:05:13bigger and better
01:05:15forget that
01:05:16come sign the contract
01:05:17sign this
01:05:21and you will be my wife
01:05:23sorry
01:05:24what's your name again
01:05:25aubry
01:05:26okay
01:05:26aubry
01:05:28listen to me
01:05:29i love you
01:05:30for more than 10 years
01:05:32i heard
01:05:32that you're divorced
01:05:34so
01:05:35i popped the question
01:05:36right away
01:05:37what
01:05:39really
01:05:39are you kidding me
01:05:41aubry
01:05:42this marriage
01:05:43is just for show
01:05:44i hope you won't catch
01:05:45real feelings for me
01:05:47relax
01:05:49not falling for you
01:05:50as easy as drinking
01:05:51and eating
01:05:52great
01:05:52that's amazing
01:05:53once i secure the role
01:05:55and back that oscar
01:05:56we'll part our ways
01:05:58smoothly
01:05:59so we stuck together
01:06:02until we win an oscar
01:06:03might as well say
01:06:06till that do us a part
01:06:08don't worry about that
01:06:09i'm gonna pay you
01:06:10an acting salary
01:06:11the same as i do
01:06:13with my models
01:06:13and actors
01:06:14you're chris roberts
01:06:16those actresses
01:06:17must earn a fortune
01:06:18considering our attitude
01:06:20i'm gonna go with
01:06:21minimum wage
01:06:22usually they pay
01:06:23around 500 grand
01:06:24and now
01:06:25150k
01:06:26that's enough for you
01:06:28per year
01:06:29per month
01:06:30of course
01:06:31so you have a son
01:06:45don't get me wrong
01:06:47just want to know
01:06:48more about my wife
01:06:49yeah
01:06:55his name is luke
01:06:57he's nine
01:06:58in summer camp
01:07:00unaware of the divorce
01:07:02good lord
01:07:12that looks calorie packed
01:07:14first
01:07:16it's not for you
01:07:17second
01:07:17i hate
01:07:18when people reduce food
01:07:19to calories
01:07:20geez
01:07:22touchy
01:07:23it'll make my loving you
01:07:25seem even more dramatic
01:07:26keep that up
01:07:28another thing
01:07:29clear your schedule
01:07:30for tomorrow
01:07:31we're meeting the director
01:07:32already
01:07:33this is your first time
01:07:36stepping out as my wife
01:07:37and i really want you
01:07:38to take it seriously
01:07:39need to dress up nicely
01:07:41alright
01:07:41because it's gonna be
01:07:42the first time
01:07:43that you're gonna act
01:07:44as my wife
01:07:44come on
01:07:46this top i'm wearing
01:07:47is like from the supermarket
01:07:48i'll solve this problem
01:07:50right now
01:07:51hey brad
01:07:53didn't you say
01:07:55you could transform
01:07:56any woman
01:07:56oh my god
01:08:00i didn't expect this
01:08:02to be such a
01:08:02huge project
01:08:04but luckily
01:08:05i'm a hollywood stylish
01:08:06alright girls
01:08:08let's get going
01:08:09right here
01:08:12i got it
01:08:13are you okay baby
01:08:23watch out
01:08:24please calm down
01:08:25can you set up back here
01:08:26sit down
01:08:27get back here
01:08:28oh my god
01:08:29are you okay baby
01:08:30are these ladies
01:08:37fashion pieces
01:08:38worth the expense
01:08:39for her
01:08:40she's my wife now
01:08:41so yes
01:08:42it's worth it
01:08:43baby ral
01:08:46i did my best today
01:08:48remember
01:08:49rome wasn't built
01:08:51in the day
01:08:52how do i look
01:09:06wow
01:09:08you're the most beautiful
01:09:10you have ever seen
01:09:11wow
01:09:14you sure
01:09:15sure
01:09:15that ass
01:09:16why aren't you
01:09:17closing the victoria's
01:09:18secrets show
01:09:19this year
01:09:19julia
01:09:21her acting skill
01:09:22surpassed mine
01:09:23that's what handling
01:09:25a big star does to me
01:09:26let's go girls
01:09:28thank you so much guys
01:09:29no problem baby
01:09:31jeez
01:09:33how did i not realize
01:09:35my backside
01:09:35has such potential
01:09:36just like kardashians
01:09:39guess you regret
01:09:40this fake marriage
01:09:41now huh
01:09:42god is fair
01:09:44though he didn't bless
01:09:46you with a fury physique
01:09:47he gave you
01:09:48unbrittle confidence
01:09:49wow
01:09:54you're totally gonna
01:09:55nail that role now
01:09:56we look so perfect
01:09:57together
01:09:58it's a match
01:09:59made in heaven
01:10:00no no no
01:10:12there's no spark
01:10:14between you two
01:10:14you don't love
01:10:15your wife at all
01:10:16i'm sorry that
01:10:17i can't give you
01:10:18this role
01:10:18but we haven't even
01:10:20started talking
01:10:21you know the law talk
01:10:22is about feeling
01:10:23i don't feel your
01:10:24love for her
01:10:25he's crazy about me
01:10:28the moment i was
01:10:29divorced he swooped in
01:10:31with a helicopter
01:10:32proposal
01:10:32i love you baby
01:10:35that's because i just
01:10:37can't wait to spend
01:10:38the rest of my life
01:10:39with you
01:10:39come back to me
01:10:45where you'll learn to be a
01:10:46proper
01:10:46jeez
01:10:49are you sure
01:10:50he's top hollywood's
01:10:52director
01:10:52and not some charlatan
01:10:54yes
01:10:54but he did catch you
01:10:55rolling your eyes at me
01:10:56maybe it's only because
01:10:58you ordered a cup of water
01:10:59and a steak
01:11:00perhaps that's to avoid
01:11:01your dress zipper
01:11:02bursting from one extra bite
01:11:04you guessed right
01:11:06much better now
01:11:11can you eat quieter
01:11:25you're disturbing my reading
01:11:27you're married
01:11:36what's up
01:11:37what
01:11:38your daughter's in the
01:11:39hospital with a fever
01:11:40yeah of course
01:11:41i can cover your shift
01:11:42today
01:11:42where are you going
01:11:45the contract
01:11:46doesn't require me
01:11:47to report my personal
01:11:48itinerary to you
01:11:50aubrey
01:11:57what are you doing here
01:11:58you're not stalking me
01:12:00are you
01:12:00listen
01:12:01stop harassing me
01:12:03tiffany and i
01:12:04are engaged
01:12:05sorry to disappoint you
01:12:08but i'm married too
01:12:10it's not just you
01:12:11who found someone new
01:12:12jim
01:12:13i told you
01:12:14she put up a friend
01:12:15about finding someone else
01:12:16i do have a husband
01:12:20and he's hotter
01:12:22wealthier
01:12:23and lasts longer in bed
01:12:24than you ever did
01:12:25if he's so great
01:12:27when's an old timer
01:12:28like you
01:12:29still going here
01:12:30serving tapes
01:12:31come on man
01:12:32don't just stand there
01:12:33serve us
01:12:34i want
01:12:36hot tea
01:12:37jeez
01:12:48you trying to
01:12:49sculpt me
01:12:50are you satisfied now
01:13:01that's better
01:13:02drink up dear
01:13:03ouch
01:13:05this huge diamond ring
01:13:08makes it hard to lift my hand
01:13:10check out my engagement ring
01:13:12from mark
01:13:13it's whopping two carats
01:13:15i heard your wedding ring was
01:13:18a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
01:13:23wasn't it
01:13:24wow
01:13:25good for you
01:13:27and when you guys eventually split
01:13:29you will get a nice chunk of change
01:13:32from selling this treasure
01:13:33don't stoop to our level
01:13:37you
01:13:38go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
01:13:40else
01:13:41i'll be reporting you
01:13:42i said
01:13:43half an hour
01:13:44when you ordered
01:13:45then
01:13:46figured it out
01:13:47wait
01:13:49tub off my water
01:13:51mary
01:13:57you owe me a proper meal
01:13:59i'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
01:14:02aubry
01:14:06why are you waitressing
01:14:08we're not really married
01:14:09what i do is none of your business
01:14:11let's go
01:14:14the advertisers are waiting
01:14:16keep an eye on her
01:14:19make sure nobody messes with her
01:14:22i'm not her agent
01:14:23but she's my wife
01:14:24at least on paper
01:14:25okay guys
01:14:26if you don't need anything else
01:14:27i'm gonna head out and change shifts
01:14:29oh my god
01:14:31my ring
01:14:33it's gone
01:14:34since you're the only one serving us
01:14:37i suspect you stole my ring
01:14:39just because you're a bitch
01:14:40doesn't mean everyone is
01:14:42i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
01:14:45let alone steal it
01:14:46deny it won't help
01:14:48it's only you somewhere
01:14:50see
01:14:54this is proof
01:14:56i'm gonna have you
01:15:01fired
01:15:02no way
01:15:03you're framing me on purpose
01:15:04got it
01:15:10get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:15:24i'm gonna have you
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