The New 3 Stooges S01E84 No News Is Good News.ia

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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Yes, I understand. We'll let you know later.

00:05Electrician wants $9 an hour.

00:08It's only a TV outlet. Why can't we fix it ourselves?

00:11Sure, we're smart, resourceful, intelligent fellas, aren't we?

00:15If you're smart, resourceful, and intelligent, I am the Queen of Sheba.

00:19Well, what do you know? Hey, Larry, meet the Queen of Sheba.

00:22Hiya, Queenie. Can you do the hula-hula?

00:24Yeah, be quiet. Stop clowning now.

00:26Get over there and let's get to work. Come on.

00:28Give it a try. We'll try it.

00:30Go ahead. Grab a hold of that wire.

00:35What's with him there? What's going on with him?

00:37Oh, I don't know.

00:38Get something. Cut the wire.

00:40Hurry up. Cut the wire now.

00:41I'll get it right there.

00:43Why are you pulling around?

00:49Boy, that stings hard.

00:51Hey, he's got hypertension to the ACDC and too many watts.

00:56What's what?

00:57Look, he's full of juice. Do you hear what I tell you?

00:59Get that piece of wire.

01:00He's all charged up.

01:02There's a piece of wire.

01:03We've got a short cycle.

01:04Put that on top of his head.

01:05Yeah, right there.

01:06Say ah.

01:07Close it.

01:08Thanks, Moe.

01:09Yeah.

01:13We fixed it.

01:14Just in the nick of time.

01:16Oh, boy. Tonight's the night of the big fight.

01:25I'm just in time to catch the news.

01:27There we are. My favorite program.

01:29What the devil's that?

01:31My favorite symphony orchestra.

01:33We'll have two hours of this tonight.

01:35I love opera.

01:37What about my news?

01:39Forget it. We're watching the fight.

01:42Just once I like to win. Just once.

01:45Throwing a hard punch to the midsection.

01:47Another. And another.

01:48Man, what a fight.

01:50And I say we're watching opera.

01:53The news.

01:54And that's it today. Which resulted in?

01:58The fight.

01:59Throwing a hard punch to the midsection.

02:00Another. And another.

02:01The opera.

02:04The news.

02:05You should focus on the news.

02:07I'll take care.

02:08The fight.

02:09And another. And another.

02:11The opera.

02:16Now you did it, you peckled head. You busted it.

02:18There goes the news.

02:19There goes the opera.

02:20And here comes the fight. Stand by for trouble.

02:23Don't worry, Curly. There's two against one.

02:25You and me.

02:27Yeah.

02:28On guard, numbskulls.

02:30This time we got you.

02:31Right. Start swinging.

02:33Certainly.

02:34Now get busy and fix that set.

02:38I'm missing the fight.

02:39Yeah.

02:40We get the message.

02:41It's plain and simple.

02:43And another. Hard punch to the midsection.

02:45And another. And another.

02:47They circle the tenor of the ring.

02:48And again, a hard blow ball is off the midsection.

02:51Boy, if this was only television. What a fight.

02:53Hey, have you fixed the set yet?

02:55I'm hurrying. I'm hurrying.

02:57He's hurrying. He's hurrying.

02:59The hardest punch of the fight.

03:02Whistle of the crowd.

03:04Whistle of the crowd.

03:06I think I found the trouble.

03:08How's this?

03:09Boy, that's an ugly picture.

03:11You really know how to hurt a guy, Larry.

03:14Well, you got it fixed.

03:15Stand back.

03:16Wait. It's me, Curly and Joe.

03:18Ouch.

03:19Ouch.

03:20The vertical's shot.

03:22I'll fix it.

03:23Oops.

03:24Here, let's try another channel.

03:26And listen to that crowd.

03:28It's a basketball game.

03:29Maybe you better try another channel.

03:31Right.

03:32Oh, tell us, champ.

03:34What kind of boxing gloves do you use?

03:36The very best.

03:38Stand it off.

03:39Stand it off.

03:40You knucklehead, get out of there.

03:43Boy, what a beating.

03:45I've always wanted to be on television.

03:47But this is ridiculous.

03:49If you gentlemen will watch, I'll fix the set.

03:54This I'd like to see.

03:56If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a show off.

03:59Quiet.

04:00Maybe he can do it.

04:01Ah.

04:02Here's the trouble.

04:03What was it?

04:04Someone put a mousetrap in there.

04:07Sorry.

04:08Okay, let's see if it'll work.

04:12And today, the river overflowed, creating a flood situation.

04:16Hey, the news!

04:17Throughout the Midwest, boats are used to rest in cows and chickens.

04:21Over 300 buildings have wet floors and damaged basements due to the flood.

04:25Ducks are having a field day.

04:27However, other parts of the country are enjoying happy sunshine.

04:31And the continuing heat wave as...

04:35Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

04:37In a moment, the news.

04:39Get that wire put back.

04:44Turn it out!

04:45Idiots!

04:46Do you want to blow up the place?

04:47Oh, no, sir.

04:48And leave it alone!

04:49Okay, well, get the electrician.

04:51What are you yelling about?

04:52What was that electrician's telephone number?

04:53I don't know.

04:54It's $20 a minute.

04:55No, $9 an hour.

04:56$2 a 10.

04:57Never mind the money!

04:58Come on!

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