00:00You fool, you can't cut wa-
00:02Oh!
00:03They just cut the water!
00:05What kind of voodoo magic just ensued?
00:08How much you oughta bet this dude doesn't make this jump?
00:11No he- No he didn't!
00:13Aren't thou kidding me?
00:15They're using a pressure washer to cut broccoli?
00:19I didn't know water was that powerful.
00:21Hello friends, it's me.
00:23And today's video is super satisfying.
00:25I want something thick to come out of that oil.
00:27Oh!
00:28You see a triple, quadruple in size!
00:35I love ketchup, mustard, blue raspberry, and green apple.
00:38All mixed together.
00:40Now ruin it!
00:42Wait, what did you just scoop up?
00:47Wait!
00:48Is that- I thought it was dead skin.
00:50Is it dead skin?
00:51Is it glue?
00:52Is it a mask?
00:53Okay, that looks like glue.
00:54Oh man, imagine if you could just like-
00:57Brand new hand skin.
00:58Delicious.
00:59Oh, so soft and clean.
01:01Yes!
01:08Smash like if satisfied.
01:10Oh, this is- this is a dangerous game you're playing there, sir!
01:14Sir!
01:15Sir!
01:16Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop!
01:17Stop!
01:18That's illegal!
01:19Walk on ice at your own risk.
01:21Mother, look at me!
01:22I can set a table with no eyes!
01:28Oh, whew!
01:29Okay.
01:30Oh, give me some good, satisfying paint.
01:33Come on, man.
01:34Do us all a favor and make it all white so we can park there.
01:37Is this a candy cane or a do not park kind of curb?
01:40Oh, I've been watching a lot of soap carving on Instagram.
01:45It's just so nice.
01:47Okay, you see those are nice.
01:49But wait till you see-
01:50Good!
01:51Speed it up!
01:52You know what I was thinking?
01:53If soap smells good but tastes disgusting, what about poop?
01:57It smells terrible!
01:59Has anybody ever tried it?
02:01Oh, it's like those sugar-coated ASMR-
02:16Oh, yes!
02:17Okay, now do that to my brain next.
02:19Would probably die but would end up on a satisfying compilation.
02:26This has got to be the best one.
02:28It's like-
02:29Mmm!
02:30Mmm!
02:31Oh, the cheese too?
02:35It's like Play-Doh.
02:39It's like a really thick fluffy slime.
02:41Y'all really put a beauty filter on slime?
02:47That's the biggest Arby's balloon I have ever seen!
02:50Oh!
02:51No!
02:58Oh!
03:02Again!
03:03Oh!
03:04Oh!
03:05Oh!
03:06Oh!
03:07Oh!
03:08Oh!
03:09Oh!
03:10Oh!
03:11That's enough Orbeez to feed a whole entire village.
03:14Just kidding, don't eat them.
03:15They don't even taste good!
03:17They ain't even blue raspberry flavored!
03:19How do you do that?
03:21Is this slime water?
03:22Is it ice?
03:23Is it jelly ice?
03:24Maybe they threw some jello in the pond?
03:26the pond. I don't know. Mmm, that is one crunchy floral foam. Mmm, delicious. It's like a white
03:35chocolate candy coated. So crunchy, looking like a blue velvet snack. You know what somebody told
03:47me? Red velvet is actually chocolate flavored cake with red food coloring. And then I thought
03:53about it and I'm like, wait. Is that a bath bomb? Did they put it in some fizzy water? Oh, it's
04:02just fizzing. Oh, there's slime in there. Wait, was it slime or was it LaCroix? Oh, congratulations.
04:08You have bath bomb soup. A rare delicacy. Oh, oh, I can't believe they just like pick it
04:17at the middle and then just whoosh. Ooh. This looks like a radish. Mmm. I love this orange.
04:28Or perhaps some imitation crab. Oh, please crush those. Oh, yes. How dare those swirlies just
04:35sit there and stare at me. You deserve to be smushed. Crushed to smithereens. Yes. It looks
04:41like white chocolate shavings. Mmm. Tasty. Man, I can't stop thinking about food. I'm so hungry.
04:50Is it ice? Ooh. This reminds me of some really good brisket. Like when you cut that meat and
04:56it just like falls apart like that. I'm like, oh, yeah. Why is it in so many sections like
05:06that? How do I do that? Why are you built like that? Looking like a whole entire snack.
05:23Okay. This is pretty satisfying. Pop them. Oh, me personally, I would have just gave it
05:30the good old splat. What? It's just going through. Oh, wow. Very fascinating.
05:47Cursed marshmallows. My favorite. It's like he's spraying a liquid and then it just like
05:53spawns the stuff. Nice. Oh. Smush. Very crunchy. You know what? I still don't know what they
06:05put on top of slime to make it so crunchy. Okay. It's not enough to look like slime anymore.
06:10Oh. Oh. It's a magnet. Is that slime water? Soon the magnet will be enveloped by darkness.
06:19They were like. My brother. Bro, that's a comb. You're supposed to brush your hair with
06:28it. Not your aloe vera. Ugh. Finally, some good hecking nature gel. Oh, that's nice.
06:35What is that? What is that? What is he doing? What is that? All I know is it's lit.
06:56I like the color. Quality commentary today. We ain't got nothing to say. Oh, and they
07:05just jammed their fingers into it. Mm. That slime looking like milk. It's like they start
07:10out softly caressing you and then choke it to death. The mini pancake maker 5000.
07:20doesn't. Weeow. And then they just pop on out when they're done. Nice.
07:25weird flex but okay. Those are some fancy pushups you got there. It's like default dance while
07:51you do a pushup. Is it coffee? Is it slime? Is it flan? I think it's flan. Please dump it
08:00out. Oh. It jiggles.
08:03Skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That looks really fun. No, you won't make it. You abso-
08:13Oh! No, no, no, he didn't. He didn't. No, you saw that.
08:19It scooped the poop and it wrapped the poop.
08:24Oh, perfect. So perfectly wrapped.
08:27I don't know if that's poop.
08:29Pro plate spinner over here.
08:31Oh, so this is how you spin a plate.
08:33Oh, and then he charges the ones that are about to stop.
08:36Oh, you see this is a skill that can take lifetimes to master.
08:41So this is what the chef's doing in the kitchen.
08:43While I'm waiting 45 minutes for my food.
09:03Whoa!
09:05That is a wild flip book.
09:06I'm gonna have to watch that again.
09:08Christmas just flashed before my eyes.
09:10Through the trees and the woods.
09:13Santa Claus.
09:15Says Merry Christmas.
09:18They're using a pressure washer to cut broccoli?
09:23I didn't know water was that powerful.
09:26This is that strong water.
09:28This is that tsunami water.
09:29Power level over 5,000 kind of water.
09:32I don't like this.
09:42It's like if you watch like surgery videos like when they like cauterize the inside so it doesn't bleed.
09:49Oh.
09:50But anyways, that's all for today.
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