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00:01:59My teacher is Pike.
00:02:09Hi, Mom.
00:02:12Hi, kids.
00:02:14Mommy, we did finger painting and then Jeffrey pulled my hair and the teacher gave him a cutout?
00:02:19Linda, let me talk.
00:02:21Ma, Randy invited me over for a sleepover on Saturday and I need five dollars for this world trip to the United Nations.
00:02:27Uh-huh.
00:02:29It's nice.
00:02:32So?
00:02:33I'm the only one who's doing a science fair project on phototropism.
00:02:37Oh, wow. That's great, Henry.
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:40I got all that wood cut up so we can slap together that box this weekend, alright?
00:02:42Peavy, can I help?
00:02:44Oh, sure, sweetie. Absolutely.
00:02:57What are you doing, Joanne?
00:03:02No.
00:03:04Oh, nothing.
00:03:07You want decaf?
00:03:27That's great.
00:03:28That's great.
00:03:30Uh-huh.
00:03:31Um-oh.
00:03:33Slow wipe...
00:03:36If you don't work...
00:03:41...
00:04:43Joe?
00:04:44Oh, God.
00:04:58Joe, honey.
00:05:00Joe!
00:05:02Are you okay?
00:05:05Come on and cry.
00:05:14Joe, what the hell happened?
00:05:16What do you mean?
00:05:22What am I doing out here?
00:05:23Oh, Jesus.
00:05:24Come on.
00:05:24Get up.
00:05:24Get up.
00:05:27Sit down over here.
00:05:30Joe, how'd you get out of here?
00:05:31I can't remember.
00:05:36Take it easy.
00:05:37Take it easy.
00:05:38I'm sure you can't remember anything.
00:05:41He must have come out and passed out.
00:05:43Thank God it was a winner.
00:05:44You could have frosted that.
00:05:45I wasn't passed out.
00:05:48I was just asleep.
00:05:51I guess I was just more tired than I realized.
00:05:55There may be something medically wrong or neurologically and whatnot.
00:05:58I think you want to go see a doctor.
00:05:59I can't find anything wrong.
00:06:15I'll get the test results tomorrow.
00:06:17And then we can think about an MRI.
00:06:19What about this mark on my side?
00:06:30Looks like a bruise from the bathtub faucet.
00:06:33I noticed it before I took a bath.
00:06:36That's the way you remember it.
00:06:38Yes.
00:06:40My memory is fine.
00:06:42I just don't remember going out on the deck and falling asleep.
00:06:47Joanne.
00:06:47Have you been under any unusual stress or strain lately?
00:06:56A thing unusual?
00:06:57Because sometimes when something's bothering us deep down,
00:07:02we can do peculiar things.
00:07:06What do you mean?
00:07:07I think it'd be a good idea if you saw my colleague, Dr. Moss.
00:07:16She's a psychiatrist.
00:07:18Uh-huh.
00:07:20You think I need a psychiatrist?
00:07:23Couldn't hurt.
00:07:26I'll think about it.
00:07:28Please.
00:07:29Do.
00:07:30You had to go with the doctors.
00:07:34You said if I wanted, I could go see a psychiatrist.
00:07:38Well, what do you think?
00:07:43I don't think I need it.
00:07:46Do you?
00:07:47I don't know.
00:07:48I don't know.
00:07:48You seem kind of different, you know?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:52Kind of sad even before this happened.
00:07:55You know, I've been a little blue lately,
00:07:56but I don't think I need to see the shrink.
00:07:59Suit yourself.
00:08:00Suit yourself.
00:08:01Yeah.
00:08:01I don't know.
00:08:02I don't know.
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:03I don't know.
00:08:06I don't know.
00:08:07Brian, would you mind taking the kids to school?
00:08:35I already put out breakfast.
00:08:37What's going on?
00:08:39Nothing.
00:08:40I just...
00:08:41I want to go to jump on some errands.
00:08:44See you later.
00:08:46Bye.
00:08:48Good morning, Mrs. Schwartzbaum.
00:08:55Mrs. Kim, do you mind if I just hang out and look around?
00:08:59Of course not.
00:09:00Look as long as you like.
00:09:06Good morning, Mrs. Schwartzbaum.
00:09:07Mrs. Kim, do you mind if I just hang out and look around?
00:09:12Of course not.
00:09:13Look as long as you like.
00:09:17Bye.
00:09:18Bye.
00:09:19Bye.
00:09:20Bye.
00:09:21Bye.
00:09:52I have some beautiful swordfish on the house.
00:09:56You can take them home.
00:09:58Right now.
00:10:00That's so sweet, Mrs. Kim.
00:10:03But I'm just going to throw some chicken breast for dinner tonight.
00:10:10Yes, please.
00:10:12Is this Mr. Schwartzbaum?
00:10:22Ryan, what are you doing here?
00:10:29Good job, honey.
00:10:30It's time to go home.
00:10:31What have you been so unhappy about?
00:10:44There's something missing.
00:10:48Like, there's no purpose to anything.
00:10:51Like, I'm just going through the motions.
00:10:54Hmm.
00:10:59How's your sex life?
00:11:03That's a personal question.
00:11:05Well, it's my job to ask personal questions.
00:11:07I know it's hard.
00:11:10You and Brian have sex.
00:11:16And?
00:11:16Look, I don't have any right to be unhappy.
00:11:22I'm a very fortunate person.
00:11:24Brian is the greatest guy in the world.
00:11:27He's always there for me, and he's really good with the kids.
00:11:32Lately, I just...
00:11:35I've been feeling lonely.
00:11:39I'm unconnected.
00:11:44Unconnected to Brian.
00:11:46Sometimes to the kids.
00:11:48Mm-hmm.
00:11:48I feel really horrible about that.
00:11:51Like, I don't belong there.
00:11:55Hmm.
00:11:57It's like life is just a school hoax.
00:12:00Doctor, what's wrong with me?
00:12:02You have MOAD.
00:12:06Manic obsessive anxiety disorder.
00:12:08I'm going to prescribe something.
00:12:10It should make you feel a little better.
00:12:15And I think we should see each other twice a week
00:12:17until we can root out the cause,
00:12:19which I'm confident we can do.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:30Don't worry.
00:12:31Soon you'll be happy.
00:12:32Or at least minimally functional.
00:12:39You need to put some more glue on that piece over there, please.
00:12:43Okay, really?
00:12:47Linda?
00:12:48Can you hold this, please, sweetheart?
00:12:51Okay, Daddy.
00:12:52Yeah, she does.
00:12:52Do you mind leaving on one channel, please?
00:13:07The testimony of these alleged contactees, abductees,
00:13:13and crackpot close encounterers
00:13:15has never withstood the test of scientific scrutiny.
00:13:18I was driving home one night
00:13:20on a deserted road.
00:13:23Suddenly there were these colored lights.
00:13:26My car stopped.
00:13:27And I was transported up into this strange spacecraft
00:13:30where alien creatures
00:13:32decided to explore in great detail
00:13:36every one of my six orifices.
00:13:42Colored lights, strange spacecraft, alien creatures.
00:13:45Did you see that?
00:14:14What?
00:14:16On the TV!
00:14:20What, the UFO guy?
00:14:21He's a fruitcake.
00:14:24He seems so dear.
00:14:27Sweetheart, you've been spending too much time
00:14:29reading those supermarket tabloids
00:14:31in the checkout line.
00:14:32These people, they're either phonies
00:14:33or they're mentally sick.
00:14:35Who, Daddy?
00:14:35Nobody, nobody, nobody.
00:14:36Shh, shh, shh.
00:14:38The man on TV said he met aliens.
00:14:41Mommy, do you believe in aliens?
00:14:43There are probably other life forms in the universe.
00:14:48I'm scared.
00:14:49Oh, sweetheart, why do you have to upset him?
00:14:51Okay, they're never gonna get to sleep.
00:14:53There's no such thing as aliens.
00:14:55Linda?
00:14:56But isn't Superman an alien?
00:14:58Yes, he is.
00:15:00Superman is not an alien!
00:15:01He's an American!
00:15:03He is from the planet Krypton!
00:15:05Why don't you shut up?
00:15:06I'm going to bed.
00:15:12Good idea.
00:15:12Here, hold on to this.
00:15:13Come here.
00:15:14Come here.
00:15:14No aliens.
00:15:16Ha-ha!
00:15:17Unbelievable.
00:15:18We're done.
00:15:18It's not an alien.
00:15:19We're done.
00:15:20We're done.
00:15:21We're done.
00:15:22We're done.
00:15:22We're done.
00:15:23We're done.
00:16:53I didn't feel like myself anymore.
00:17:09The flashing colors, the spinning wheel, I felt mesmerized.
00:17:18I couldn't sleep.
00:17:21I couldn't eat.
00:17:23I ended up losing my job, my family, everything.
00:17:29I lost it all to the roulette wheel.
00:17:39Excuse me, is this room 112?
00:17:42No, this is room 125.
00:17:44Gamblers anonymous.
00:17:46Oh.
00:17:47Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:49Sorry.
00:17:50What the hell is here?
00:17:52All right, humans.
00:17:55I'd like to call this meeting to order, please.
00:17:57We're running late.
00:17:58Well, well, well, wonderful to see you all.
00:18:02All right.
00:18:04Would anyone care to make a sighting report?
00:18:11No sightings?
00:18:13Well, I think I had one over in Coney Island Avenue.
00:18:20Oh, Jerry, please, share.
00:18:23I made my sighting last Tuesday night at 4 a.m.
00:18:274 a.m., huh?
00:18:28Very interesting that that precisely coincides
00:18:31with the exact time that all the bars close.
00:18:37Shut the hell up, Rosselli.
00:18:39I was driving home, and I saw a round red light
00:18:41hovering over the street.
00:18:43Yeah, it's called the stoplight.
00:18:46Come on, Larry, do something.
00:18:48All right.
00:18:48Would you please stop fooling around?
00:18:50You know what?
00:18:50You're so full of s***, Jerry.
00:18:52You didn't see a thing.
00:18:53He's just trying to break the sightings record.
00:18:55Hey, screw you, Rosselli.
00:18:57I'm in regular contact, you dumb dentist.
00:19:00I happen to be an orthodontist.
00:19:02And for your information, Mr. Expert,
00:19:05the aliens have designated me a level 8 ambassador
00:19:09for this entire galaxy quadrant.
00:19:11Ha! In your dreams.
00:19:13Everybody, relax, Kate.
00:19:15Please, try and show some compassion.
00:19:19I mean, contact can be a traumatic experience.
00:19:22Now, I'm sure that we'll all agree
00:19:24that over the last few weeks,
00:19:25there has been a marked increase
00:19:26in the frequency of sightings.
00:19:28I mean, there could be some sort of
00:19:29cosmic event shaping up.
00:19:32So, earthlings, please stay focused.
00:19:35Jerry, I want you to make a written report.
00:19:39Excuse me.
00:19:41Did you get a flyer for our barbecue?
00:19:45Sure.
00:19:46You're funny.
00:19:47You know, people are always, like, asking,
00:19:48why are UFOs attracted to the greater metropolitan area
00:19:51when it's really quite simple.
00:19:53You know, I mean, there's three reasons.
00:19:54Large population center, several major airports,
00:19:57coastal location.
00:19:58Forget Roswell, New Mexico.
00:20:01Why the hell would any self-respecting alien
00:20:03go all the way out there to study tumbleweeds?
00:20:05No.
00:20:06They like the big apples.
00:20:08Yeah.
00:20:11Yeah.
00:20:12Right.
00:20:12Listen, uh, come back any time.
00:20:16Thanks.
00:20:17You're welcome.
00:20:18Good night.
00:20:19Good night.
00:20:19Good night.
00:20:29Hi.
00:20:31Hello.
00:20:31Was that your first time?
00:20:39Yes.
00:20:40You?
00:20:42Yes.
00:20:46Did you think it was kind of weird?
00:20:50Those people were crazy.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:59Why did you go?
00:21:01I don't know.
00:21:04I was looking for some answers,
00:21:06or at least do the right questions.
00:21:17Listen, uh,
00:21:20would you like to grab a quick cup of coffee?
00:21:27Sure.
00:21:27I actually saw myself float across the living room
00:21:34through the drapery.
00:21:36I don't know what happened to me that night,
00:21:38but I have felt different ever since.
00:21:42I know exactly what you mean.
00:21:50If you don't mind me asking,
00:21:54what happened to you?
00:21:56It was late at night,
00:21:58and I was trying to call overseas,
00:22:02but couldn't get through.
00:22:03And I went up on the roof of my building
00:22:08to have a cigar.
00:22:10My roommate don't like this one.
00:22:14I'm up there a few seconds
00:22:16when I suddenly let chance on me.
00:22:18And the next thing I know,
00:22:22I wake up this morning
00:22:24and I'm late for work.
00:22:27I don't know what happened
00:22:29in those hours I lost.
00:22:32I don't know if it was a UFO
00:22:33or the aliens,
00:22:35but it's driving me crazy.
00:22:37I don't know if it was a UFO.
00:22:39I don't know if it was a UFO.
00:22:41Wow.
00:22:42I thought it was just me.
00:22:48You're not originally from Brooklyn, are you?
00:22:51No.
00:22:53Well, you speak English very well.
00:23:00Last night's coming up.
00:23:01No.
00:23:04Probably all in our imagination.
00:23:06Just a bad dream.
00:23:08I hope so.
00:23:10By the way, I forgot to mention one detail.
00:23:13What's that?
00:23:14That morning, after my experience, I found this.
00:23:22Oh, my God.
00:23:24What's wrong?
00:23:26I have the same mark.
00:23:30I think we should exchange phone numbers or something, just in case we need to...
00:23:34You get in touch?
00:23:35Bye.
00:23:44Bye, Abraham. I'm glad we met.
00:23:46Bye, Johanna. Nice meeting you, too.
00:23:52Oh.
00:23:53Honey, why aren't you asleep?
00:24:14Read me a book.
00:24:15It's too late.
00:24:17Please.
00:24:20Okay, just one.
00:24:23All right.
00:24:34Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.
00:24:47What's that, Mommy?
00:24:49He did.
00:24:49The last of the wonders was the Pharaoh's lighthouse in the greatest city of the ancient world, Alexandria, Egypt.
00:25:00Okay, listen up.
00:25:05Today we got Swatch, Seiko, and my personal favorite, Omega.
00:25:09So I expect some nice sales today, all right?
00:25:11Hey, Sam, what kind of s*** are you giving me?
00:25:20These two are broken.
00:25:21Sometimes the merchandise settles and s***.
00:25:23Bulls***.
00:25:25You know, you've been tripping out lately, man.
00:25:27Why are you so pissed off?
00:25:29This funny stuff is hard enough to sell.
00:25:31Do I guess you got a better product line to push?
00:25:33I mean, if you do, A.B., baby, I suggest you take it.
00:25:39Okay, gents.
00:25:40Look here.
00:25:42Let's keep our wits about us today.
00:25:43The man is out in force, all right?
00:25:48Let's make that money, baby.
00:25:52Gucci, Seiko.
00:25:54Gucci, Seiko.
00:25:56The best watchers for the best prices.
00:25:59Smash up the game.
00:26:00Hey, you have good taste, my friend.
00:26:09That's the finest stamp piece I sell.
00:26:11Only $50, but for you, pretty fine.
00:26:14All yourself, sir, Chief.
00:26:15Hey, I cut out of the middle, man.
00:26:23Is it waterproof?
00:26:24Sure.
00:26:25Waterproof, up to 50 meters.
00:26:27All the astronauts wear them.
00:26:29Last or not?
00:26:30You want it?
00:26:34I don't know.
00:26:35$40.
00:26:36Take your little living.
00:26:37Deal.
00:26:38You take travel checks?
00:26:39Sure, my friend.
00:26:40Cash on it.
00:26:41I don't have the cash on me.
00:26:42You should be here later.
00:26:43Hey!
00:26:44Where are you going?
00:26:46For what?
00:26:48Man, I wanted that water.
00:26:49I don't know.
00:27:07I don't know.
00:27:08I don't know.
00:27:09There's a lot of other people.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12I don't know.
00:27:13I don't know.
00:28:13Hello?
00:28:14Listen, Joanna, I need to talk to you.
00:28:17Something weird happened.
00:28:25Here, look at this.
00:28:30It's a children's book.
00:28:32This is a picture of the last built wonder of the world, the Pharaoh's Lighthouse.
00:28:42So what does this mean?
00:28:45Well, I think it may be why I was drawn to the fish store.
00:28:49The fish store?
00:28:51Remember, I told you about the fish store.
00:28:53I spent hours there.
00:28:55But it wasn't about the fish.
00:28:58The name of the shop is Lighthouse Fish Store.
00:29:02I think I was attracted to it because Lighthouse is some kind of clue.
00:29:08So what do we do with this?
00:29:11We should do some research on this Pharaoh's Lighthouse at the library.
00:29:17Library?
00:29:18What library?
00:29:19I don't know.
00:29:21There's a big one over on 42nd Street.
00:29:24Why that's one?
00:29:25Well, you know, it's the main branch.
00:29:32I was there today.
00:29:35I think I was right there.
00:29:36By who?
00:29:38By this crazy homeless guy.
00:29:40He gave me the finger and he made me chase him down to the library.
00:29:44Then what happened?
00:29:45He went down these subway stairs and sort of vanished into Finhead.
00:29:50Oh, my God.
00:29:52This creeps me out.
00:29:54I got the goosebumps.
00:29:57Why didn't you tell me this before?
00:30:00I'm telling you.
00:30:01That's why I called.
00:30:02But you started telling me about your Lighthouse.
00:30:05You should have interrupted me.
00:30:08Where I come from, women are not allowed to speak.
00:30:11But when they do, men have to listen very carefully.
00:30:13Because the truth may come out of their mouth.
00:30:20So, what do we do now?
00:30:24I thought you wanted to go to the library.
00:30:28You're a cab driver?
00:30:33I do a lot of things.
00:30:39Name and address.
00:30:41You may have a seat in chairs three and four.
00:30:49And I'll bring over the books you've requested.
00:30:54Thanks.
00:31:02Start with these.
00:31:04I'll bring the rest later.
00:31:05And remember, pencils only for note-taking.
00:31:11The Lighthouse of Alexandria on the island of Pharos was built in 200 B.C.
00:31:26The only one of the seven wonders with a practical purpose.
00:31:30It was a beacon to the legendary city of Alexandria.
00:31:34The greatest city of the ancient world.
00:31:37Crossroads of the globe.
00:31:38Its magnificent seaport was the hub for which the east and the west traded.
00:31:43It was a free city.
00:31:45Open to all manner of men and ideas.
00:31:47Its crown jewel was the great library of Alexandria.
00:31:52Created to collect and preserve every existing book in the world.
00:31:56It housed all the great texts of science and literature.
00:32:00It was staffed by the most learned writers, scientists, and scholars.
00:32:04And generously funded by the kings of Egypt.
00:32:06The library endured almost 10 centuries until a fire in the year 640-18 destroyed every scroll within.
00:32:16Scholars have long lamented the devastating loss of knowledge gone up in flames when the great library burned to the ground.
00:32:22This is all very educational.
00:32:27But what the hell does this ancient Egyptian crap have to do with UFOs over Brooklyn?
00:32:33How should I know?
00:32:34You wanted to come here.
00:32:37Don't blame me.
00:32:39You're the one who had a mystical experience in a fish store.
00:32:42You're the one who claims to see a man disappear on 42nd Street.
00:32:45I never said I actually saw him disappear.
00:32:49Whatever.
00:32:53I don't even know anything about you.
00:32:56Where are you from, anyway?
00:32:58Ivory Coast.
00:33:01Excuse me, but is that a country?
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:05In West Africa.
00:33:07Oh.
00:33:09Africa.
00:33:09Africa.
00:33:09No one here knows anything about Africa.
00:33:15Oh, shit.
00:33:16I gotta get home.
00:33:18I have to return to Tati.
00:33:23Oh, dear.
00:33:24What?
00:33:26Look!
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Tell me.
00:33:32Tell me.
00:33:35Listen.
00:33:36I don't think we should tell anybody about this.
00:33:39They might think we're who.
00:33:43Who would I tell?
00:33:45Well, I'm not going to tell my husband.
00:33:48Call me if you find anything.
00:33:50Me, too.
00:33:53Hey, kids, hurry up.
00:33:55Breakfast is ready.
00:33:56Relax.
00:33:57Yeah, relax.
00:33:57Don't bust my balls.
00:33:58Okay.
00:33:59So, uh, yeah, when are they pouring the concrete?
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:02Well, I'll be there after I finish my coffee.
00:34:04Yeah.
00:34:04Okay, hang on.
00:34:06Well, I'll ask her.
00:34:08Um, Joey said he came by yesterday to deliver that, uh, cabinet you ordered.
00:34:10Nobody was around.
00:34:12Oh, I, I got stuck in the city.
00:34:13All right.
00:34:14Well, are you going to be around today?
00:34:15Can you drop it by?
00:34:16Sure, I'll be here.
00:34:17Yeah, she'll be here.
00:34:17I'm surprised to learn that a mysterious scroll was found inside a sealed urn from ancient Egypt
00:34:22that was recently bequeathed to the museum.
00:34:25Experts have determined that the papyrus document is 22 centuries old.
00:34:29The scroll will soon be unrolled and its unknown contents revealed.
00:34:34From the Brooklyn Museum, Paris Milo, New York 1.
00:34:42Bye, love you too.
00:34:51Hello, uh, can I speak with Abraham, please?
00:34:54He's not here.
00:34:55He's working at the market today.
00:34:56What market?
00:35:18Hey.
00:35:19I need to talk to you sure let me just drop this off Frank these are all the
00:35:33wall-hangings would you mind please I need to talk to my friend for a minute
00:35:39in private oh no problem Abraham I saw on the news this morning that they just
00:35:49discovered a mysterious ancient scroll Brooklyn Museum is going to open up and
00:35:52study it's from Egypt they say it's 2,200 years old read this great library was
00:36:02founded in 330 BC so it could be from the Alexandria library but all the schools
00:36:09were destroyed all I know is that there's some freaky coincidence is going on here
00:36:14and I got a queasy feeling in the pit of my stomach another hunch so what do we do now
00:36:21hi how you doing today fine can I help you I hope so I'm taking a course at NYU continuing education
00:36:35program I have to do a term paper on ancient Egypt well you've come to the right place what are you
00:36:40looking for I'm hoping to find out information about this newly found scroll at the Brooklyn Museum
00:36:45particularly the names of the people that are working on it well I keep that information in
00:36:50my current clippings file love to see your clippings if you don't mind signing in I know not at all
00:36:59why don't you have a seated chair too and I'll be back in a jiffy fantastic
00:37:29thank you so much you're very welcome I hope you found what you're looking for I might need to come
00:37:44back anytime it's a pleasure to deal with a nice normal courteous person you don't know how many geeky
00:37:50egyptologists and oddballs I have to endure oddballs well just yesterday there was a couple very strange
00:37:58how so he was African and she was a dumb Brooklyn girl something weird about them they cleaned out
00:38:09every circulating book I had on the Alexandria library hmm I think it's very admirable that
00:38:17you're taking continuing education courses well I believe the human mind is like a muscle requires
00:38:24constant stimulation don't use it you lose it how very true I think the classroom is a it's a great
00:38:33environment for healthy social interaction really oh yeah it's a great place to meet interesting
00:38:38intelligent people see I'm single me too really small world I'm Steve Sanders Miriam Douglas nice to
00:38:51meet you nice to meet you how many tickets please oh um we need to see the person in charge of the old
00:39:02schools the old scrolls from ancient Egypt you mean the curator of the Egyptian classical art department
00:39:11yes we need to see the curator okay is he expecting you not really sorry the curator's office doesn't
00:39:19handle walk-ons all his business is strictly by appointment only um well will you at least relay a
00:39:30message to him sure well you just tell him that I got the results of the paternity test and the sonogram
00:39:40sonogram I am our OBGYN you sure you talking about our curator look you tell that selfish bastard since
00:39:50he won't see me I'm going straight to my lawyers come on doctor let's go just a moment my assistant said
00:39:59something about a private personal matter what the heck is this about no I am very busy today we need
00:40:06to talk to you about the ancient scroll the scroll the one you just discovered we think we know something
00:40:11about it well nobody knows anything about it hasn't been open for 2,000 years that's why we're studying it
00:40:16who are you anyway are you a Egyptologist not professionally collectors no but we know about it
00:40:23oh well I'm all ears you at all familiar with the library of Alexandria very I wrote my dissertation on it what if we told you that the scroll is from the great library I'd have to tell you to know what you're talking about it's a common
00:40:45fact that not one written document survived the burning of the library but what if it was true and
00:40:51one scroll still exists it would be an unprecedented historical event we believe there is a connection
00:40:57between the scroll and the library and this is based on all right Abraham and I have both recently had
00:41:07contact with what we believe to be alien spacecraft and we've been given clues and we've put together a
00:41:13connection between the library of Alexandria and your scroll we don't know what it is all about but we
00:41:18believe we believe we've been sent on a very important mission that we don't really understand
00:41:23do you say alien spacecraft let's show him our roses roses look familiar ah ah no look closer does this look
00:41:41like anything you've ever seen before well I suppose it looks a little like a papyrus leaf that was the symbol of the great
00:41:52library I never heard of a symbol for the library besides the papyrus leaf was a common design motif in ancient
00:41:57what does it prove the aliens made this mark on us you already think that to be crazy to her no I would never say that
00:42:06Smith and Satlock please I'd never call you crazy the term I would use is delusional I swear if I find either of you on
00:42:17museum property again I will personally see to it that you are arrested and institutionalized to the fullest extent of the law
00:42:23whatever it is we were trying to do we blew it we've done everything we can do based on the information we have
00:42:32I just feel like we screwed up but something important depends on us
00:42:41listen to me something important you know what Abraham I must be crazy
00:42:47I mean I'm just some dumb depressed housewife from Brooklyn
00:42:53hey you're not drunk from what I can see you put your smile
00:43:01what did you do in the Ivory Coast I was a civil engineer really why'd you become an engineer I always liked building things
00:43:09science it's funny this UFO stuff because when I was a kid I loved to look at the stars in the sky
00:43:16imagining I was an astronaut back home you can see all the stars
00:43:24would you relax we're about to humidify it
00:43:27what are those ground markings on the edge
00:43:30looks like singe marks I would guess that the scroll survived a fire
00:43:33a fire?
00:43:35oh please proceed
00:43:37beat me the second it's ready to be open because if this turns out to be what I think it might be
00:43:43this museum will make history
00:43:46no and t-shirt sales alone
00:43:51you married?
00:43:52no
00:43:54girlfriend
00:43:56nothing serious
00:43:58I was engaged once
00:44:00kids?
00:44:02no
00:44:04but I know you do
00:44:05how many?
00:44:07a boy and a girl
00:44:10Linda and Henry
00:44:11those are good names
00:44:14they're really good kids
00:44:16and your husband what does he do?
00:44:20uh he owns a construction business
00:44:23Brian
00:44:24that's good?
00:44:25yeah of course
00:44:28what do you think I'd marry a jerk?
00:44:30I'm just asking you
00:44:32I'm just kidding
00:44:33well like you said
00:44:40we did all we could do
00:44:44I guess it's time to go back to our regular lives now
00:44:48yes
00:44:49you're right
00:44:55oh shit I gotta get my kids
00:44:56I gotta run
00:44:57you're a very nice man Abraham
00:45:04I wish you the best of luck
00:45:06same to you
00:45:08I hope you find a happiness
00:45:12thanks
00:45:14thank god you got him
00:45:25hi kids
00:45:26hi mom
00:45:27hi
00:45:28yeah when you didn't show up for after school
00:45:29they called me at work
00:45:30what happened to you?
00:45:31I'm so sorry
00:45:32I had to run into the city
00:45:34I had to go to the Brooklyn Museum
00:45:35I lost all truck of time
00:45:37museum?
00:45:38ma
00:45:39I got soccer in the morning
00:45:40I can't be late
00:45:42it's picture day
00:45:43okay sweetheart
00:45:44I promise
00:45:45I will get you there on time
00:45:46Joanne can I show you something over here?
00:45:51Joanne what the hell's going on?
00:45:56what the hell's going on?
00:45:58what do you mean?
00:46:00you told me you were going to be around today remember?
00:46:03so I rescheduled the cabinet delivery
00:46:04the guy came around again
00:46:05and you weren't here again
00:46:07oh I forgot
00:46:10Joanne you've been acting really spaced out lately
00:46:13okay so I've been a little spaced out
00:46:17Joanne you're not taking your pills
00:46:19there is nothing wrong with me
00:46:21Joanne what's the problem?
00:46:22don't you have a good life here?
00:46:24maybe I was just trying to do something important
00:46:27to help people
00:46:29maybe I felt like I had an unusual opportunity
00:46:32like I had a purpose to my life
00:46:35I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
00:46:41doesn't matter now
00:46:42didn't work out anyway
00:46:44it's all over
00:46:49give me the pills
00:46:54I'm going in
00:47:04well that'll be frank I get steamed when I think about what you librarians have to put up with
00:47:12like yesterday that weird couple that you had to deal with
00:47:15something was definitely up with them
00:47:17I wonder what they were looking for?
00:47:20they didn't even know themselves
00:47:22the pharaoh's lighthouse, ancient Alexandria
00:47:25then they wanted to borrow every book they could on the great library
00:47:28I wonder what they were after
00:47:30who knows they could be nuts or cult members
00:47:33maybe even book thieves
00:47:34I've seen them all
00:47:36I never realized how on the front lines you librarians are
00:47:38you deserve a combat pack
00:47:41oh
00:47:45oh
00:47:48oh no
00:47:50I left my notebook back at the library
00:47:54I just got a bunch of really important phone numbers that I need to call tonight
00:47:58damn
00:47:59well the library doesn't open again until 9am
00:48:05what?
00:48:06what the hell
00:48:08why can I let you back in after dinner?
00:48:10oh that's fantastic
00:48:12you're a lifesaver
00:48:14I want to treat you to cab ride home
00:48:16that won't be necessary
00:48:17it'll be my pleasure Miriam
00:48:19my pleasure
00:48:23Steve
00:48:24Miriam
00:48:29you have the most beautiful mouth
00:48:33do me a favor
00:48:35say the words
00:48:36Dewey Decimal System
00:48:39Dewey Decimal System
00:48:43fantastic
00:48:49do you remember where I was sitting?
00:48:50chair number two
00:48:52would you mind looking over there and I'll look over here
00:48:54of course
00:49:06could be anywhere
00:49:13you're not?
00:49:15no
00:49:16oh
00:49:18oh
00:49:19Miriam
00:49:20you're a lifesaver
00:49:21Lifesaver
00:49:31Who's the girl who called you her name is Joanne is she the married white woman who was with you over the market?
00:49:37How do we hear about that? How do you think?
00:49:43More like Frank, he likes to gossip. Is she pretty?
00:49:47She's just a friend
00:49:49Oh, you slut dog. How did you meet her? At a meeting. Meeting? What kind of meeting?
00:50:02What's the matter? Nothing. You go ahead. I have something to do. Are you sure? I'll cut you later
00:50:11Go
00:50:14You're weird
00:50:19I
00:50:36Found these these books in a cabinet over there
00:50:40Well, I've ever seen you read is that
00:50:47Us weekly and people magazine and whatnot now all of a sudden you're interested in the libraries of ancient Egypt
00:50:54Joe what the hell is going on around here?
00:50:57I'm trying to educate myself
00:51:00Well since when are you interested in the in the in these classical antiquities classical antiquity?
00:51:06I I I saw a show on cable
00:51:11What I I can't grow and expand my horizons
00:51:18Are you having an affair? Oh, of course not you crazy
00:51:25Oh
00:51:31Hello
00:51:33Just a second Joe
00:51:37For you
00:51:41Hello
00:51:43Hi Abraham
00:51:45No, it's fine
00:51:47What?
00:51:49Where?
00:51:50He's sleeping after the church on 5th and 53rd
00:51:54Don't do anything till I get there
00:51:56I'm leaving now
00:52:01I gotta go
00:52:03You gotta take the kids to soccer
00:52:04No, wait
00:52:05Joe, I need I need some kind of explanation here
00:52:08Brian, I wish I could tell you the truth, but you wouldn't believe me
00:52:11What you don't trust me anymore?
00:52:12It has nothing to do with trusting you
00:52:14I'm sorry. I just don't have the time right now
00:52:16Well, who is that on a phone?
00:52:18A friend
00:52:20Just a friend
00:52:21Well, where's he from? What's that accent?
00:52:23Ivory Coast
00:52:24Ivory Coast
00:52:25That's the name of the soap
00:52:27It's a country in West Africa
00:52:35Africa
00:52:41What the hell is he doing?
00:52:49He's obviously an excuse of friend
00:52:56Hey, this is what happened last time
00:52:58Come on
00:53:11We went to the top
00:53:24Let's go
00:53:25Let's go
00:53:41What?
00:53:52You are the homeless guy
00:53:53I am a visible manifestation of a life form
00:53:56Native to a distant part of this galaxy
00:53:59You're an alien
00:54:01From an extremely advanced civilization
00:54:04Then what's the story with that shoot?
00:54:06It was observed in a
00:54:09Transmission of an obscure 1950s low-budget science fiction movie
00:54:13Entitled
00:54:14The Thing from Planet Is
00:54:16We felt the uniform would make my appearance more impressive
00:54:20Why did you choose to become an Asian?
00:54:23There are 3.7 billion Asian bodies on the planet
00:54:29Is this about the scroll?
00:54:30As the library was still aflame
00:54:32One special scroll was rescued
00:54:34And hidden from harm
00:54:35And an urn by a heroic librarian
00:54:37What's on it?
00:54:39It contains an equation
00:54:42That unlocks the mystery of nature
00:54:45Transforming our species
00:54:46Onto a new evolutionary plane
00:54:49Wow
00:54:50But the museum is already planning to open the scrolls
00:54:53So what's your problem?
00:54:55There is a sort of translation problem
00:54:58The equation is written
00:55:00Will cause chaos and destruction
00:55:02What do you mean by chaos and destruction?
00:55:06When a great library was destroyed
00:55:07Humanity entered into the so-called Dark Ages
00:55:11This will make those times look like Disney World
00:55:13The whole damn Milky Way will be in the crapper
00:55:16That's not good
00:55:17No
00:55:19That is why we have made a duplicate scroll
00:55:21With a corrected formula
00:55:23So what does all this have to do with us?
00:55:25There are rules and regulations of this universe that are too complex to explain
00:55:32Suffice it to say it must be accomplished by human hands
00:55:35Okay, so you guys screwed up so we have to risk our necks and possibly face jail time to save your ass?
00:55:41And I'm assuming we don't get paid
00:55:42Yeah, why the hell should we do it?
00:55:44Your motivation is in saving your fellow beings
00:55:46Or I could threaten to vaporize you
00:55:53Hey
00:55:54Of course we'll help our planet
00:55:56No problem
00:55:57Good
00:55:58Here is a replacement scroll
00:56:01Now bring me back the original, there is little time
00:56:04One more question
00:56:06Why us?
00:56:06We made contact with many homo sapiens in the tri-state area
00:56:12But you were the only two who joined together, pieced together the puzzle, recognized the sign
00:56:19You possess unique skills that complement each other
00:56:26Now hurry, the fate of our worlds is in your hands
00:56:29Shit
00:56:45Abraham can't get home
00:56:46He's out, can I help you?
00:56:48What's your connection to him?
00:56:50I'm one of his roommates, what do you want?
00:56:52I need to look around
00:56:53Excuse me, who are you?
00:56:57I'm fighting the police
00:56:58Hey go ahead, can't help you
00:57:03Who are you?
00:57:04FBI, CIA, AAA, take your pick
00:57:08You citizen?
00:57:10No
00:57:11I assume your paper's in order
00:57:12You better just check them
00:57:14Is that necessary?
00:57:15Not if you cooperate
00:57:17Where's this stuff?
00:57:21You know, I didn't know the watches were counterfeit
00:57:23What watches?
00:57:25Never mind
00:57:28It's Abraham's relationship with Joanne Schwartzbaum
00:57:32I've never heard of her
00:57:36I just know he's friends with some white woman
00:57:39Friends, huh?
00:57:40Yeah, right
00:57:41Don't let the veggie burger touch the meat
00:57:54Here, you do it yourself
00:57:56When I was abducted, they didn't lay a fall on me
00:57:59You're lucky, they probed me up the wazoo
00:58:02Without lubrication
00:58:04Out
00:58:05Uh-huh
00:58:06Quick, Lucchese
00:58:09Nah, it's a plane out of JFK
00:58:11I could've sworn I'd pull them up by maneuver
00:58:13You know, Jerry, you should really lay off the La Cerveza
00:58:16Shut up, Roseli, you loud mouth-tooth chalky
00:58:19Guys, please don't start, okay?
00:58:21We're trying to just have a nice, peaceful barbecue
00:58:25Hi
00:58:26Hey, I'm so glad you guys made it
00:58:28Burgers or, uh, drinks?
00:58:29No, thanks, we didn't come for the barbecue
00:58:31We need help
00:58:32What kind of help?
00:58:33It's a crisis situation
00:58:34Can I make an announcement?
00:58:36Sure, yeah
00:58:37Everyone, I want your attention, please
00:58:40We have, uh, an announcement
00:58:43Thanks
00:58:44Sorry to interrupt the barbecue
00:58:45But this is very urgent
00:58:47This may seem a little crazy
00:58:49Even to all of you
00:58:54Abraham and I have had contact with an alien life form
00:58:57And we've been given a very momentous mission
00:58:59That will affect the whole world
00:59:02The thing is, we can't do it alone
00:59:05We need your help
00:59:06If, uh, if it's so important
00:59:08How come the aliens didn't notify me personally?
00:59:11You're being notified right now
00:59:13We've all been chosen to be part of it
00:59:16The entire planet depends on us
00:59:18And for some reason, I don't quite understand
00:59:22The destiny of mankind will be decided tonight
00:59:25Here
00:59:26In Brooklyn
00:59:27And it's up to all of us
00:59:29Whether that fate is good or bad
00:59:31So what do you say?
00:59:34You are asking us to take a big, big leap of faith
00:59:38I mean
00:59:39You're saying our future depends on it
00:59:41And we don't know if you're telling the truth
00:59:43Or you're full of it
00:59:46But if you are right
00:59:48And the fate of the whole damn planet
00:59:50Is going to be decided right here on our home turf
00:59:53Who better to handle the job?
00:59:57We may not have much of a civilization
01:00:00But it is the only one we've got
01:00:04Count me in
01:00:05Me too
01:00:07Me too
01:00:07Me too
01:00:11All right
01:00:11First things first
01:00:13Prita
01:00:13Doubt the barbecue
01:00:15Abraham
01:00:16Joanne
01:00:17What's the plan?
01:00:21Wait a minute, wait a minute
01:00:22She's been gone all day?
01:00:23Well, yeah
01:00:23She left this morning
01:00:24And she wouldn't tell me where she was going
01:00:25Is it her medication?
01:00:26Well, no
01:00:27She's not taking the pills
01:00:28But I don't think that's the whole problem, Mom
01:00:30What do you mean?
01:00:30Well, I think
01:00:33I think, Mom
01:00:34Oh, God
01:00:35I think she's having an affair
01:00:38What?
01:00:39Oh, God
01:00:43Maybe that's her
01:00:44She's got the keys
01:00:45Oh
01:00:48I don't believe it
01:00:53Take it easy
01:00:53Schwarzbaum?
01:01:00Yeah
01:01:00I'm with a government agency
01:01:03I'd prefer not to identify at this time
01:01:05I'm sure you can understand
01:01:06Well, what can I do for you?
01:01:07This matter involves your wife
01:01:09Joanne
01:01:10You know where she is?
01:01:11I don't know where
01:01:12But I believe I know with whom
01:01:14Can I come in?
01:01:15Please
01:01:16It's about Joe
01:01:24This gentleman's a government agent
01:01:25These are my parents
01:01:27Sorry to bother you folks this evening
01:01:29Moe Schwarzbaum
01:01:30Steve Sanders
01:01:31That's just my deep cover name
01:01:33Oh
01:01:34Is Joanne in trouble?
01:01:36Big trouble
01:01:37We believe she's mixed up with an international criminal
01:01:41Foreign national
01:01:43Abraham Conga
01:01:44Of the Ivory Coast
01:01:47Oh, dear God
01:01:49He wasn't a counterfeit watch racket
01:01:51Now he's into something really big
01:01:53What?
01:01:54He's suspected of working for a
01:01:56Unknown hostile power
01:01:58Involved in the illegal smuggling of a rare document
01:02:01That's serious stuff
01:02:03May not be too late
01:02:04I might be able to intercept your wife before she commits a felony
01:02:09But I'll need your help
01:02:10Anything
01:02:11What?
01:02:11I'd like to inspect her personal belongings
01:02:13Might give us a clue as to her whereabouts
01:02:18Right, follow me
01:02:22You know what?
01:02:24I'd prefer to look around alone
01:02:26A cup of coffee would be nice
01:02:28I'll come a right up
01:02:29Mm-hmm
01:02:30You know what?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31Yes, I
01:02:33Fantastic.
01:03:03I'll let you know as soon as I hear anything.
01:03:07I'd appreciate that.
01:03:08I really would.
01:03:09Oh, I should give you my number.
01:03:10Ah, it won't be necessary.
01:03:11I have all your numbers.
01:03:12Oh.
01:03:13Oh, right.
01:03:14Right.
01:03:15Of course.
01:03:17Thank you, Mr. Schwartzberg.
01:03:18How could I be so blind?
01:03:36Where the hell is the Ivory Coast?
01:03:40West Africa.
01:03:44He's not even African-American.
01:03:48He's African-African.
01:04:18Oh.
01:04:19Oh.
01:04:20Oh.
01:04:21Oh.
01:04:22Oh.
01:04:23Oh.
01:04:24This is hard.
01:04:25Oh.
01:04:26Oh.
01:04:27Oh.
01:04:28Oh.
01:04:29Oh.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:31Oh.
01:04:32Jesus.
01:04:33That was a bad one.
01:04:34Are you OK?
01:04:35Yeah, but I have to go home and take my medication.
01:04:39I told you.
01:04:40He always forgets his pills.
01:04:41Don't always forget.
01:04:42Oh.
01:04:43Thank you very much.
01:04:44No problem.
01:04:45Excuse me.
01:04:46Did you drop these keys?
01:04:47Oh, shit.
01:04:48Thanks.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:04:50Thanks.
01:04:51Yeah.
01:04:52Sure is over, folks.
01:04:53Museum's closing.
01:04:54Are you all right?
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:56Are you all right?
01:04:57Yeah.
01:04:58Yeah.
01:04:59Are you all right?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:01Are you all right?
01:05:02Yeah.
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:04Oh.
01:05:05Oh.
01:05:06Oh.
01:05:07Oh.
01:05:08Oh, shit.
01:05:09Thanks.
01:05:10Yeah.
01:05:11Sure is over, folks.
01:05:12Museum's closing.
01:05:14Are you all right?
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:31My foot is falling asleep.
01:05:34We gotta move.
01:06:01Oh.
01:06:02Oh.
01:06:09Oh.
01:06:10Oh, Abraham.
01:06:27Oh, Abraham.
01:06:28Oh, Abraham.
01:06:30Are we fool?
01:06:33Yes. About each other.
01:06:46We gotta go.
01:06:49Yes.
01:06:56Bob.
01:06:58If I try to break through, you'll even make noise.
01:07:02What are we gonna do?
01:07:18I don't know.
01:07:22I'm recording.
01:07:25I'm recording.
01:07:28I'm recording.
01:07:30I am recording.
01:07:33I'm recording.
01:07:36I can't see.
01:07:38I can't see.
01:07:39Hey, you want toppings, ma'am?
01:07:56Like what?
01:07:58Sausage and mushrooms.
01:08:01Mixed together.
01:08:03We're half and half.
01:08:06Half sausage and half mushrooms.
01:08:10Or spinach.
01:08:13Well, which one?
01:08:29Chicken, pork, ice cream on the top.
01:08:33I don't know what the hell you're talking about half the time.
01:08:35You know that, Ivan?
01:08:36Just pick one so I can call an order.
01:08:39Surprise me.
01:08:41All right.
01:08:42I don't want to hear any shit if you don't like what I pick.
01:08:45You got some oil.
01:08:46Well, I'm Orin, though.
01:08:49Hopefully you have theKEN.
01:08:51You're not?
01:08:53A very good sort ofHypercalaba is very ugly.
01:08:58I'll enjoy some days.
01:09:02There are no signs that I'm looking for.
01:09:04They will comet ugly.
01:09:06After All gibt's and you'll notice how to clear up the budget.
01:09:10I'm really happy!
01:09:12I'm happy.
01:09:14I need some water.
01:09:16I can't wait.
01:09:18I can't wait for you.
01:09:20I'm so happy.
01:09:22I'm happy.
01:09:24I can't wait for you.
01:09:26I'm happy.
01:09:28I'm happy.
01:09:30I'm happy.
01:09:32I will have some water.
01:09:34I can't wait for you.
01:09:36I can't wait.
01:09:38Oh, Jesus.
01:10:05He's out cold.
01:10:08He'll talk.
01:10:09So what?
01:10:10He fainted and he hallucinated the whole thing.
01:10:31I can't tell the difference.
01:10:33It is one kind of room in the world.
01:10:35And that one helps the human race.
01:10:38Right.
01:10:40And that one helps the human race.
01:10:42And that one helps the human race.
01:10:43And that one helps the human race.
01:10:45Whoa, okay.
01:10:46Wait a minute.
01:10:47Let's see...
01:10:48A god.
01:10:49What appears to be here for you and Doors?
01:10:50As he goes into this in myоре...
01:10:51Mission accomplished?
01:11:07All done.
01:11:08Okay, great.
01:11:11So, what do you do now?
01:11:13Now we return the scroll to the alien.
01:11:15To the alien?
01:11:16Yeah.
01:11:18Can I come?
01:11:19Oh, uh, that's not such a great idea.
01:11:23I don't think we're supposed to bring anybody back with us.
01:11:25Yeah, okay.
01:11:26Now, I know I don't need to tell you this,
01:11:29but we've got to keep this all a secret.
01:11:31What secret?
01:11:32Nothing ever happened.
01:11:35Besides, uh, nobody can leave this anyway.
01:11:40Larry!
01:11:42Let's go!
01:11:43I got a 7 a.m. pee off.
01:11:45Okay.
01:11:48Goodbye.
01:11:49Bye.
01:11:50Bye!
01:12:08Oh, how sweet.
01:12:09How sweet.
01:12:11Honey, I think your husband's waiting for you to phone home.
01:12:14And you, my African friend,
01:12:15should have stuck the fucking fake Timex's in the jungle.
01:12:18What do you want?
01:12:20Scroll.
01:12:20Hey!
01:12:21Oh.
01:12:22Man, fantastic.
01:12:25You two stole this from a fine cultural institution.
01:12:27Now I'm stealing it from you.
01:12:29I can't tell you how easy you made this for me.
01:12:32Who are you?
01:12:33It's on a need-to-know basis.
01:12:36And you won't be needing to know.
01:12:37Get out of the car.
01:12:39Get out of the car.
01:12:39We're going to take a stroll in the park.
01:12:46Mark?
01:12:47Let's go.
01:12:49Why are you doing this?
01:12:51Because the whereabouts of the scroll
01:12:52after I made it a secret.
01:12:54You two pathetic fools know way too much.
01:12:56Even though you have no idea what the hell this thing is.
01:12:58Sure we do.
01:13:00It's the last existing text from the Alexandria Library.
01:13:03Come on.
01:13:03Keep quiet.
01:13:04It doesn't matter now.
01:13:06It contains a formula that could change the whole planet.
01:13:10Where'd you hear that?
01:13:10Who told you that?
01:13:11We were told by an alien.
01:13:13What do I do?
01:13:15Abraham, the truth is our only hope.
01:13:19We are on a mission for the aliens.
01:13:21We remove that scroll which will cause darkness and suffering
01:13:25and replace it with one that will transform the entire human race
01:13:29to the next evolutionary level.
01:13:34Who do you think you're bullshitting?
01:13:37Just a very old piece of paper.
01:13:39Should fetch a pretty pity on the black market.
01:13:49Lord.
01:13:51I saw a huge lighthouse.
01:14:04I was there.
01:14:06Who are you?
01:14:07I'm a professional art thief
01:14:09and grave robber.
01:14:12What should we do with him?
01:14:13Look, I don't know what that scroll is
01:14:15or where it came from
01:14:15but just give it away from me.
01:14:17I'll do anything you want.
01:14:18Just give it away from me.
01:14:21Listen to me.
01:14:22And uh...
01:14:22Sorry about this.
01:14:28Oh!
01:14:28Oh!
01:14:30Oh!
01:14:30Oh!
01:14:31Oh!
01:14:35Fantastic!
01:14:40Nice.
01:14:40Nice.
01:14:54What happened?
01:14:55We switched them.
01:14:57Here it is.
01:14:58You have both performed heroically.
01:15:11You have corrected our great error.
01:15:14Or as Joanne would say,
01:15:15our screw-up.
01:15:28We are indebted to you.
01:15:31No problem.
01:15:32Forget about it.
01:15:35In appreciation of your great deed,
01:15:37I've been authorized to offer you
01:15:38an all-expense pay voyage
01:15:39to my neck of the galaxy.
01:15:41You will witness splendors
01:15:43unconveyable by mere words.
01:15:45Wow.
01:15:46That's awesome.
01:15:47Great.
01:15:48Yeah.
01:15:49He will be the first of your kind
01:15:51to go beyond this reality.
01:15:53It's a historic, momentous honor.
01:15:58Are you ready?
01:15:59You mean right now?
01:16:00Yes.
01:16:01The calculations have been made.
01:16:02When do we return?
01:16:03You may not want to return.
01:16:07Can we have a moment?
01:16:17Joanne.
01:16:18Hey, Bram.
01:16:21You have to go.
01:16:25You must go.
01:16:27And I really, really, really wish
01:16:29I could go with you,
01:16:30but I can't.
01:16:36I have my family and they need me.
01:16:38I can't just leave.
01:16:40I hope you understand.
01:16:44Yes.
01:16:45I understand it, Joanne.
01:16:46If it wasn't for you.
01:16:47We're both lucky.
01:16:59All the astronauts were there.
01:17:00Well.
01:17:01Promise me.
01:17:02You will at least send me a postcard.
01:17:04I'm ready.
01:17:05I'm ready.
01:17:07I'll wait for you.
01:17:08I'm ready.
01:17:09I'll wait for you.
01:17:10All the astronauts were there.
01:17:17Promise me, you'll at least send me a postcard.
01:17:32I'm ready.
01:17:35How do I think of you?
01:17:38Yes, I'll think of you too. Bye-bye.
01:17:43Farewell.
01:17:45And thank you, Joanne Sports Bar.
01:17:50Don't forget to return my library books.
01:18:08He's got a full home.
01:18:10He's got a full home.
01:18:11I'll find you.
01:18:13I'll find you.
01:18:14I'll find you.
01:18:15I'll find you.
01:18:16Some sort of ancient Greek text.
01:18:36Well, what does it say?
01:18:38Some mumbo-jumbo about time and space.
01:18:41I can't make heads or tails out of it.
01:18:43Well, maybe we'd better call Columbia
01:18:44and get Professor Luton to come take a look at it.
01:18:48That's a good idea.
01:18:55That's serious.
01:18:57On a Canis Major, the dog.
01:19:00Mum, are we going to learn all the constellations?
01:19:06The constellations.
01:19:08Well, I would like to learn as many stars as I can.
01:19:13Me too.
01:19:18All right, guys.
01:19:19Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings,
01:19:21but it's time for bed.
01:19:22It's way past your bedtime.
01:19:24Yeah.
01:19:24We have to.
01:19:25I'm afraid so.
01:19:26Yes, you do.
01:19:27School.
01:19:28Come on.
01:19:30Put on your PJs and brush your teeth.
01:19:33Good night.
01:19:33So, how are you doing?
01:19:45I'm okay.
01:19:46Yeah, you seem...
01:19:47You seem happier.
01:19:51I am.
01:19:56You ever going to tell me what happened?
01:19:57I mean, I know you don't think I'd believe you, but I will.
01:20:06Yeah, I'll tell you.
01:20:12Someday.
01:20:13You're a wise guy.
01:20:28You going to come up?
01:20:30Uh, yeah.
01:20:31In a minute.
01:20:32Okay.
01:20:32You're a wise guy.
01:20:45I'm good.
01:20:49Bye.
01:20:55Bye.
01:20:57Bye.
01:20:58Bye.
01:20:58Bye.
01:21:00Bye.
01:22:31Longer than we can remember our peoples came from the sky, and someday we will return.
01:22:41Our past and our future are in the stars, but for now, treasure your time will be off.
01:24:28God bless you.
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