Stone Cold Rips Stephanie McMahon's Top Off: WWF Raw is War, January 1, 2001

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00:00And we're back, and here comes the Texas Rattlesnake.

00:06He's sold on his spear king, apparently, from one hand.

00:11He's sold on the hot dogs, too.

00:14He ate them all. Come on, give me a break.

00:16You ain't selling anything to anybody.

00:18He's not fooling me, and I don't think he's gonna fool Stephanie either.

00:21Stephanie wants to be a bender tonight.

00:26And the Rattlesnake, in this hole, speaking from the heart of Texas,

00:30with these thousands and one thousand of billions on their feet.

00:34How many beers do you think off the strike already tonight?

00:38I'm thinking of seven beers. I don't think I'm gonna drink it.

00:42I didn't see him sell one beer. Weren't you watching?

00:46What have you been doing, JR?

00:48What do you think they are?

00:51We don't know that.

00:53I know it. I saw it.

00:56You're sick.

00:57Swinging those beers.

00:59Tasted every one of them.

01:03He's got one thing on his mind, doesn't Rattlesnake.

01:05Beer.

01:06That's the WWF title.

01:08No, it's not beer. It's the WWF title.

01:11You know, Steph, last week you came out here,

01:14talking about your New Year's resolutions,

01:17and nobody gave a rat's ass about what you had to say.

01:23There's only one resolution Stone Cold Steve Austin's got,

01:26and that's to get a WWF title shot.

01:30So since I sold all your little beers and hot dogs,

01:34I want you to bring your ass out right now and give me my title shot.

01:38Sold him! He didn't sell anything!

01:40You're gonna tell him that.

01:42You...

01:43You tell him.

01:46I don't know what part of bring your little ass out here right now.

01:49You don't understand. It's real simple.

01:51I'm not asking you to come out here.

01:53I'm telling you to come out here.

01:55And if I have to...

01:57I'll go back to the locker room and drag your little caucus to this ring.

02:04You can't be that demanding with a McMahon!

02:06Well, you see...

02:08Stone Cold doesn't care the stuff she's in charge.

02:11Cause here comes...

02:13He better care!

02:14Here she comes!

02:15Here she comes!

02:16Here she comes!

02:17He's right!

02:18He's changed her blouse!

02:19He's ruined that...

02:20That's probably three or four thousand dollar blouse she was wearing earlier!

02:23Probably going with a thousand dollars!

02:25It's appreciating!

02:26Every five or ten minutes!

02:28It's got a little buster known!

02:29No matter what, it was her favorite blouse!

02:31And it's ruined!

02:32And she's the most dominant female ever in the World Wrestling Federation!

02:36She's got the power!

02:37Well, I'm sure Stephanie's not concerned right now that her mother...

02:42It's under heavy medication!

02:45Well, that's good!

02:46It's under a nervous breakdown!

02:48You know, all the New Years, all those fireworks going off...

02:50Man, I heard had her heavily sedated so that...

02:52So that she wouldn't be traumatized by all those...

02:55Loud noises!

02:56Who the hell do you think you're talking to?

03:01There you go!

03:02Put him in his place!

03:03A complete bitch!

03:05What?!

03:06Wow!

03:09Okay, Austin...

03:11You really must be quite the salesman!

03:14Because I gave you a ton of beer and hot dogs to sell!

03:19And I haven't seen you sell one drop or one bite!

03:24Now, I think you either...

03:26Hey, wait a minute!

03:30I don't know if you hear them or not, but they're calling you a slut!

03:38Ah!

03:39This is awful!

03:40I don't care what they call me...

03:41But Austin...

03:42I think you either...

03:43Gave all that beer and all those hot dogs away...

03:45Or you ate and drank them yourself!

03:47Bingo!

03:48That's what he did!

03:49Are you calling me a liar?

03:50Don't do it!

03:51Maybe!

03:52Or maybe I'm just calling you a...

03:54Beer-swilling Texas redneck!

03:55Ha-ha!

03:56Whoa!

03:57Whoa!

03:58Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!

03:59Hell, I appreciate the compliment, but the fact of the matter is...

04:00I found a couple of thirsty son-bitches back there...

04:01Who bought every single beer I had...

04:02And I'm just calling you a beer-swilling Texas redneck!

04:03Ha-ha!

04:04Whoa!

04:05Ha-ha-ha-ho-ho!

04:06I...

04:07I...

04:08Hell, I appreciate the compliment, but the fact of the matter is...

04:11I've found a couple of thirsty son-bitches back there...

04:12Who bought every single beer I had...

04:13And I think you knew who I'm talking about.

04:14What?

04:15New- W-W-W-W-R-E-R!

04:18You guys are enjoying the beer!

04:19You damn right!

04:20So I guess...

04:25The bottom line is...

04:27Is I guess...

04:28The bottom line is, Steph...

04:29beer i had and i think you knew who i'm talking about what you guys enjoying a beer you're damn

04:37right so i guess the bottom line is steph since i done sold all your little beers and ate all the

04:44hot dogs that i won't be needing this son anymore but i think it might look kind of cute on daddy's

04:51girl no wait hey wait a minute daddy's girl's got a vendor she don't you know that i want to be careful

04:59when you take that thing off it's kind of sticky i made a big mess of it well that's real cute austin

05:04but if you think for one second shut up see i don't give a rat's ass what you think

05:15the only thing i care about right now is my wwf title shot so how about it woman

05:23if you think austin for one second that you can humiliate and embarrass me the way you have my

05:32father you better think again help her with that thing it's heavy get it off of her idiot

05:40but seeing as how i am a mcmahon and i am a woman of my word

05:52then i will have to put you in the mix tonight what mix you sold all your beer you did your job

06:03so tonight in this very ring you will face william regal

06:12william regal he's not the ww champion and the winner of your match will face the winner of the rock

06:21cane match uh-oh who will face the undertaker in a triple threat match for the number one

06:30contendership to the world wrestling federation championship on smackdown

06:35she is in charge but austin i wouldn't be too disappointed when i lose if i were you

06:44and you show up at the arena on smackdown and find yourself with a job more suitable to your talents

06:52like scrubbing toilets

06:55oh oh man it smells like you've been scrubbing toilets with your toothbrush woman

07:01what

07:02you understand what i'm saying you can sit there and look me in the eyes when i tell you this

07:10you can jerk around everybody in the back but if you think stone cold steve austin is going to keep

07:15playing games with you week after week you've got another thing coming and i will make 2001 the single worst year of your life

07:27she's been warned

07:29are you threatening me austin because if i were you i'd be more concerned with my match against regal tonight

07:39than threatening me now get this thing off me

07:43well since you've been so sweet to me i guess i could uh give a lady a hand let me help you out

07:49what oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my gosh he disrobed her he did that was a

08:07had more foam in that broad in one of my beers

08:10good three better i don't know i'm speechless i can't believe this

08:22that was intentional jr

08:24thank you

08:26he ripped stephanie's ground off

08:29stephanie asking to take it all

08:33and also got steam regal night

08:37stephanie asking to take it all but she wasn't talking about her plows

08:45i've never seen anything like this in my life

08:48he said it was sticky

08:49he warned her it was sticky

08:52he paid for that i can assure you

08:55sit on the fair stephanie like that and get away with it

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