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A Brazilian father travels to Bariloche with his family to meet his daughter's future in-laws - until it all ends in crap.
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00:00:00I got your friend
00:00:22Some service over here, right there.
00:00:24Bye-bye.
00:00:25Hi, there.
00:00:26Welcome.
00:00:27How are you?
00:00:28Hello.
00:00:29What's up?
00:00:30Can I get this Feijada right here, but with everything, all the fixings?
00:00:31Feijada with everything.
00:00:32Good choice.
00:00:33Specialty in the house.
00:00:34Yeah, but it says it has orange slices.
00:00:35Could you leave off the orange, because I don't think they belong in a Feijada?
00:00:39No, they belong just fine, because Feijada with everything has orange.
00:00:41But we'll get rid of the orange.
00:00:42And none of that sausage.
00:00:43No sausage for your Feijada?
00:00:44And get rid of the pork.
00:00:45Right, babe?
00:00:46It's better without the pork.
00:00:47It's up to you.
00:00:48Fine.
00:00:49You'll have a Feijada with everything, but it's absolutely nothing, right?
00:00:51Which leaves you with some shitty bean broth.
00:00:53But okay, no problem.
00:00:54I really appreciate it.
00:00:55Make it quick.
00:00:56Hey, Smiley.
00:00:57Give me a hand over there, will you?
00:00:59That's three times I made you employee of the month, and you leave me in the lurch.
00:01:02I won, because I'm the only employee here, boss.
00:01:05There's nobody else.
00:01:06There's Mariana, too.
00:01:07Hey!
00:01:08How come Mariana's never here?
00:01:10She's on her lunch break.
00:01:11Oh.
00:01:12Boss?
00:01:13Yeah?
00:01:14Mariana's on her lunch break now.
00:01:15She told me already.
00:01:16I'm not hard of hearing.
00:01:17Come on!
00:01:21Dad?
00:01:22Oh, sweetie.
00:01:23I was watching you do your scales.
00:01:36The way you hold the bow, the way you lean your head.
00:01:40You remind me of your mother.
00:01:42I miss her a bit less whenever I'm playing.
00:01:46You're just as talented as she was.
00:01:49Thanks, Dad.
00:01:51But you gotta come back downstairs.
00:01:53We're in the middle of a rush.
00:01:54Come on.
00:01:55But I'm rehearsing for that important audition for the Paris Conservatory.
00:01:58Still, your lunch break's over, isn't it, sweetie?
00:02:01Did you even eat?
00:02:02Of course I did.
00:02:03So, back at it.
00:02:05Work comes first, fun comes after.
00:02:07Music will be my work, Dad.
00:02:08No.
00:02:09Of course.
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00:02:11That's right.
00:02:12But, honey, for now, we've got lunch to serve.
00:02:13Let's go.
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00:02:17Hey, Brynn.
00:02:18Almost forgot.
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00:03:07talk, talk, tuk, tuk, you want to be a musician, he wants to be a dancer.
00:03:11So I see, he gets to have only the best parts.
00:03:13Well, take it up with his mother, and I don't agree that he gets to do whatever he wants, okay?
00:03:17You'll see, if you want to do well in life, you'll find a real job and make money.
00:03:29Hey, Vinicius, your team's not looking so good, huh?
00:03:33Good morning, good morning, Dad.
00:03:35Morning, what's gotten into this girl?
00:03:37Do I see Mariana looking happy to come downstairs to work?
00:03:39It's because I am happy, Dad, but super nervous about my audition.
00:03:42I really want it to be perfect.
00:03:44When is it happening?
00:03:45Friday, for a panel, but the public can go, and you've just got to be there.
00:03:49I have a special reason.
00:03:50What's the reason?
00:03:51A surprise.
00:03:52You'll find out when you get there, but it's very, very, very important for me that you're there.
00:03:56I promise to be there.
00:03:58Thank you, Papa.
00:03:58Thank you, Papa.
00:04:07Where the heck is Ottavio?
00:04:12They're about to start.
00:04:13Okay.
00:04:15Do I see you?
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00:05:34But, Marianna, I tried my hardest. The bar was so crowded.
00:05:40Forget it. There's no point in apologizing. I just want to be left alone.
00:05:43But the most important thing is that you got what you wanted, right, honey?
00:05:46But is it important to you? Seriously, it doesn't feel like you're rooting for me.
00:05:49Marianna, I've always been supportive.
00:05:51Then why couldn't you get there to cheer me on?
00:05:52I tried, Marianna, but...
00:05:54All right, Dad.
00:05:54Okay. I know you tried. And the important thing is I made it, right?
00:06:02So it's time for you to find someone to replace me at the bar because I'm going to Paris.
00:06:06Just like that?
00:06:07You go off to Paris and you're gonna drop everything we built together? It's that simple for you?
00:06:13I'm following my dream, Dad.
00:06:14Yes, but you got the chance to dream because you had food, a roof over your head, a good school.
00:06:19It was this bar that gave you that. A bar.
00:06:22That would be yours one day.
00:06:24Something that you could expand, build into a franchise.
00:06:26But now you've made up your mind to throw it away.
00:06:29I'm not throwing away anything. You're throwing it away.
00:06:30How can I be throwing it away? The bar is your dream, and I want to chase mine.
00:06:34My dream is music, and I managed to get into one of the best music schools in the world.
00:06:44Okay, Dad. Give me a little space. I've got stuff to do because I'm leaving in two weeks.
00:06:49Leaving for Paris in just two weeks?
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:54That's fine, Marianna. Go.
00:06:57Pursue those dreams, sure.
00:06:59But when your dreams fall apart, it'll be on you, not on me.
00:07:04Okay, Dad.
00:07:07Pursue those dreams.
00:07:38See ya.
00:07:41Bye, Filipino.
00:07:42Go for it.
00:07:43For sure.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:45Bye, Joanna.
00:07:47Honey?
00:07:52I'll call you.
00:07:57I love you, Dad.
00:08:01Otavio.
00:08:08I love you.
00:08:38Oh, how wonderful.
00:08:42This could be a chance for the two of you to reconnect.
00:08:45What if she's coming home to stay now?
00:08:47You think she wants that?
00:08:49Well, she must be lonely over there without us.
00:08:51And my beans.
00:08:51I'm sure she's dying to taste them again.
00:08:53Yeah, of course.
00:08:53But, baby, you can't forget to support her dreams,
00:08:56not the dreams you want for her.
00:08:57I, uh, from now on, I'll support 100% whatever my baby girl wants.
00:09:01Yes.
00:09:01Whatever we'll keep her with.
00:09:02That's it.
00:09:02Anything.
00:09:03Anything.
00:09:16Sweetie.
00:09:17You look lovely.
00:09:19Thanks, Dad.
00:09:20Mary.
00:09:20Joanna.
00:09:21I really missed you.
00:09:23You have a costume, too.
00:09:24Thanks.
00:09:25What's up?
00:09:27Check out the bar, honey.
00:09:28Look up.
00:09:28Look up over the door.
00:09:29It's beautiful.
00:09:30You changed the name?
00:09:31It has the family name now.
00:09:32Let's go in.
00:09:32The other decorations we put up for you.
00:09:34She's here.
00:09:37What do you think, Mariana?
00:09:39Isn't your bar beautiful?
00:09:40Gorgeous, no?
00:09:41We upgraded over here.
00:09:42The bar isn't mine.
00:09:43It's still yours.
00:09:44It's ours.
00:09:44It's our bar, right, dear?
00:09:46Hey, I set up a stage.
00:09:47When you're working and you feel like performing,
00:09:49get on stage, grab the violin, and da-da-da.
00:09:51Uh, listen, before anything else,
00:09:53I have an announcement I'd like to make.
00:09:54Your father is desperate for news, okay?
00:09:56And no matter what it is, whatever,
00:09:58I promise you, my support is total.
00:10:01Total.
00:10:02In Paris, I...
00:10:03In Paris, I fell in love.
00:10:07And I'm getting married.
00:10:10His name is Miguel.
00:10:12Miguel?
00:10:12Once Miguel in French, must be Miguel.
00:10:15He's not from France, Dad.
00:10:18He's Argentinian.
00:10:19Oh, God, in heaven.
00:10:22That's my dad.
00:10:23Hit it.
00:10:23This isn't happening.
00:10:24Hang on.
00:10:24It's incredible.
00:10:25Good luck, dear boss.
00:10:26I mean, we're really, really happy.
00:10:27Hang on.
00:10:27Let me see if I've got this straight.
00:10:29You're marrying an Argentinian guy named Miguel.
00:10:31Is that it?
00:10:31Yeah.
00:10:31You're going to go there and stay there forever?
00:10:33No, not exactly.
00:10:34I want us all to go over there first as a family.
00:10:37Miguel's parents own a hotel in Bariloche.
00:10:39That's just great.
00:10:40And they invited our family over so we can become friends.
00:10:42So where can we go?
00:10:43It's one of the prettiest cities in Argentina.
00:10:45The food there is amazing, and you'll get to see snow for the first time.
00:10:47I've seen plenty of snow in the freezer.
00:10:49Dad, this is important to me.
00:10:51You know, boss, if you're worried about leaving the bar, it'll be fine.
00:10:54I'll take care of it.
00:10:55Everyone knows me.
00:10:56Who told them to play tango?
00:10:57What's with the tango?
00:10:58Are you making fun of me?
00:10:59Oh, boy.
00:11:00I'm going to...
00:11:01Time to celebrate.
00:11:02Let's celebrate.
00:11:02Let's celebrate.
00:11:03Let's see, Jada, baby.
00:11:04Come on, come on.
00:11:04Where are the plates?
00:11:05Hey, Jada, come on.
00:11:06Bring it over there.
00:11:07I'll go get the plates.
00:11:07Wait here.
00:11:08I'll help you.
00:11:09Oh, God.
00:11:11Come on.
00:11:12Seriously?
00:11:13Oh, dear.
00:11:13No, I'm fine.
00:11:14I'm just looking.
00:11:15Oh, God.
00:11:16Tavio, chill out.
00:11:17There's no way I'm flying all of us down to Argentina.
00:11:20You want to see Argentinians?
00:11:21Drive to Buzio's.
00:11:22Tavio, we bought all the tickets using miles.
00:11:24Yeah, Dad.
00:11:24I think you should listen to Joanna.
00:11:26It's cheaper for us to go to Barre Loche than to Buzio's.
00:11:28No, I'm staying right here.
00:11:30I absolutely refuse to go anywhere.
00:11:34I gotta say, I still can't understand how you were able to persuade me to set foot on this plane.
00:11:40I wouldn't eat this if I were you.
00:11:42Look, is this supposed to be ham or rubber?
00:11:45For the love of God.
00:11:46The food will be incredible in Argentina, you said.
00:11:49Wow, amazing start, huh?
00:11:51Hey, I have an idea.
00:11:52What if I check down a penguin and make a cool video?
00:11:54It might even go viral.
00:11:56Sure, I guess he's got a little altitude sickness.
00:11:58There's something I want to tell you, sweetie.
00:12:01It still hasn't quite sunk in that you're about to get married.
00:12:05I can't believe it.
00:12:06But like I promised, your father is going to support you in all your decisions.
00:12:11Thank you, Dad.
00:12:12Whenever you need some help, for whatever, I'll be there for you.
00:12:16The only thing I need is for you to be my father.
00:12:18That's all.
00:12:21What your father needs to learn is how to pack.
00:12:23He doesn't even have a jacket.
00:12:24Check it out.
00:12:25Goosebumps.
00:12:26No, cold doesn't affect me.
00:12:27I grew up with a sea breeze.
00:12:28Whoa, baby.
00:12:35I mean, really.
00:12:37This kind of cold is obvious evidence that the world is experiencing major climate changes.
00:12:43It's because here they feel the effects of a niño, Dad.
00:12:46Or is it la niña?
00:12:47I never remember.
00:12:47Honey, who cares if it's the niña, the pinta, or the Santa Maria?
00:12:50I've lost all sensation in my ass.
00:12:52Maybe next time you'll take my advice.
00:12:54But just wait.
00:12:54I'm going to fix that.
00:12:55Oh, Miguel!
00:13:05Hey.
00:13:06How are you?
00:13:07Great.
00:13:08I missed you.
00:13:09Everything okay on the flight?
00:13:10Yes.
00:13:12My parents, Hector and Norma.
00:13:13Hi.
00:13:15How are you?
00:13:16Hi.
00:13:16So great to meet you.
00:13:18I'm Miguel.
00:13:19Your in-laws are Argentinian.
00:13:20No one is perfect, huh?
00:13:23It's a pleasure to meet you both.
00:13:24Allow me to introduce you to my family.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:26This is Joanna, my stepmother.
00:13:28This is Filipino, my stepbrother.
00:13:30And that one over there?
00:13:39Here he is.
00:13:41This is my dad.
00:13:42This is Otavio.
00:13:43Hola.
00:13:44Hi.
00:13:45Otavio, pleased to meet you.
00:13:47Uh, mucho gusto, conocero, amigo.
00:13:51Hello.
00:13:51I had no idea my husband spoke Spanish so fluently.
00:13:55I do?
00:13:56We speak your language.
00:13:57Hey, lots of tourists here.
00:13:59If you spend some time in our town, you're going to bump into a Brazilian, huh?
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:04Oh, we speak your language about as well as I speak Spanish, huh?
00:14:07So many Brazilians are coming to Bariloche.
00:14:10We learned some words almost by accident, just like that.
00:14:14Uh-huh.
00:14:14Well, me too.
00:14:15I know a thing or two about you Argentinians because I surf.
00:14:18And I used to go to Florianopolis down south, right?
00:14:21Man, all those Argentinians are in the water.
00:14:24We catch a wave and they're in the way.
00:14:25We bow right through all of them.
00:14:27Argentinian heads everywhere.
00:14:28I'm going, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:29Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:14:30We swim like speed bumps.
00:14:31We surf right on the heads of those dudes.
00:14:35Yep.
00:14:35I love your sense of humor, Otashole.
00:14:38What?
00:14:39Hector, no, it's Otavio.
00:14:41Otavio.
00:14:42With a V.
00:14:42With a V.
00:14:43Vio.
00:14:43Vio.
00:14:44That's it.
00:14:44What the hell was that?
00:14:45Did you hear how insulting he was?
00:14:47No, Dad, it's real easy in Spanish to switch V and B.
00:14:49But he didn't switch B and V or V and B.
00:14:51He added an S.
00:14:52I heard asshole.
00:14:53Beg your pardon, Otashole.
00:14:54Otavio.
00:14:55There he goes again.
00:14:57Vio.
00:14:58Time to irnos.
00:14:59Time to irnos.
00:14:59Time to irnos.
00:15:00I don't know.
00:15:01Whatever.
00:15:02I've got a bad feeling about this.
00:15:03You look nice and warm, at least.
00:15:04I already don't like this guy.
00:15:06Don't like him.
00:15:07That's it.
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:15Prepare to go.
00:15:19La Rosena.
00:15:22Attention, attention.
00:15:24Here we have the center of the city.
00:15:26The excellent architecture includes
00:15:28a series of buildings that go all around this block.
00:15:33One of a kind, is it?
00:15:34And we have an amazing panorama.
00:15:36You see?
00:15:37That's Lake Nauel Wapi.
00:15:38It looks a bit like the Paraba River in Brazil.
00:15:40Not as nice, though.
00:15:41Miguel told me it was gorgeous,
00:15:43but this is beautiful on another level.
00:15:44You know why snow is so special, Marianne?
00:15:50Why?
00:15:51Because it's the perfect metaphor for the human being.
00:15:55Oh, please.
00:15:56Each human is different.
00:15:59Just like no snowflake is like another one.
00:16:02There's a poet in the house.
00:16:04Poetry.
00:16:06Lovely, Hector.
00:16:07That was great.
00:16:08Oh, those back seats didn't number on me.
00:16:26Welcome to the pride of our family, Hotel Martin.
00:16:30Babe, it's incredibly beautiful here.
00:16:32Let me introduce to you Pablito, Pablinio.
00:16:36He is our concierge.
00:16:39Yo, yo, Pablito.
00:16:40Yes, my bag.
00:16:41Did you forget it?
00:16:42Un minutito, un minutito.
00:16:43You got a hand to spare.
00:16:45My bag's right there.
00:16:46So, you like my hotel?
00:16:51This hotel was built by my dear,
00:16:55departed grandfather.
00:16:57That's so touching,
00:16:58but can we continue the saga inside?
00:17:00I'm kind of freezing out here,
00:17:02but we'll come back to the story for sure.
00:17:03I'm on the edge of my seat.
00:17:04Okay, see you soon.
00:17:05Baby.
00:17:23Yeah?
00:17:24How about I turn on the heater
00:17:25now that you've established that it's cold here?
00:17:27Thank you, honey.
00:17:28I thought the Argentinians would take over
00:17:29Buzio, Santa Catarina, and that'd be enough.
00:17:32I never thought they'd steal my own daughter, you know?
00:17:34Well, isn't it great how we're all
00:17:35finally coming together as a family?
00:17:37Baby, I think we better hold off a bit
00:17:40on the celebrations.
00:17:41I told you how difficult my dad can get.
00:17:43Oh, enough of that.
00:17:45I think your dad's the best.
00:17:46And I love yours, too.
00:17:47I love how much stuff you can talk to him about.
00:17:49I don't really have that with my father.
00:17:51You can talk to my dad about almost anything,
00:17:53as long as you let him talk most of the time.
00:17:55What a jackass, Mr. Hotel Owner,
00:17:58with his family tree and his stupid history lessons.
00:18:00Well, we're learning something from him, at least.
00:18:02On the other hand, all you've done is whine.
00:18:05Hey.
00:18:05What?
00:18:06My own wife takes their side.
00:18:08It's lonely down here, oh, Lord.
00:18:09If I did anything to offend you,
00:18:11maybe in some past life, I don't know.
00:18:13You did plenty to offend in your past life,
00:18:15but in this one, you're here for Mariana.
00:18:17Yeah.
00:18:17To support her and to make her happy, right, baby?
00:18:19Yeah, you're right, you're right.
00:18:21But, honey, seriously, I think the heater has to be broken.
00:18:24Because now I'm just pouring with sweat.
00:18:26This place is a sauna.
00:18:27And I swear I can feel the sweat running down
00:18:29and pow, lands right in the Bermuda Triangle.
00:18:31Oh, Davio.
00:18:31Davio.
00:18:32Must be on the fritz.
00:18:33Did you mess with the dial?
00:18:34Sure.
00:18:34Because I bet you broke it.
00:18:35It was a bit chilly, so I turned it on.
00:18:36Now it's warm.
00:18:36It's your problem.
00:18:44Hola, que tal?
00:18:45AquÃ, this is Señor Otavio.
00:18:49Uh, I have a problemo.
00:18:51AquÃ, el mio bedroom, el heating system.
00:18:55No working.
00:18:56Un minutito.
00:18:57Un minutito.
00:18:58Fixed it?
00:19:02He said, one minute, sir, one minute, sir, and then he hung up.
00:19:04Hmm.
00:19:05So, everybody's having fun, right?
00:19:07Let's hear from our new daughter-in-law, Mariana.
00:19:11Please, tell me something about yourself.
00:19:13Yes, tell us about how you and Miguel got together.
00:19:18Yeah, tell us.
00:19:20On Tinder, right?
00:19:21No, not Tinder.
00:19:21No.
00:19:22In fact, we met at the conservatory.
00:19:24We played music together.
00:19:25The first time I saw Mariana, she was irresistible.
00:19:29But when I heard her play, I fell in love.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:33Listen up.
00:19:34Hmm?
00:19:35Time to get to the nitty-gritty.
00:19:37Where are you two planning to live?
00:19:38Ah, I was just about to ask that question.
00:19:41Where will you live?
00:19:42Hmm?
00:19:43Hmm?
00:19:43In Europe, why?
00:19:47Awful cold there.
00:19:49But it's cold here sometimes, too, Dad.
00:19:50Have I said the cold is nice here?
00:19:52Oh, the air is freezing and thrilled.
00:19:53No, I didn't.
00:19:54Dad?
00:19:54You live in Brazil, no?
00:19:56Constant sunshine, it's fantastic.
00:19:57Excuse me, Otavio, but Argentina has a climate that's mostly mild.
00:20:02Hmm?
00:20:03And we have Malbec, Messi, Buenos Aires, chorizo steak, dulce de leche,
00:20:08and Miguel has this hotel to inherit.
00:20:11It makes sense, doesn't it?
00:20:12Let's get one thing straight here.
00:20:16The first thing you said wasn't half bad.
00:20:17You said, here the climate is more or less boring.
00:20:20Now, Brazil has dulce de leche, we have Rio, Malbec we can buy in the supermarket,
00:20:25and also there's beaches, there's carnival, there's soccer, there's Pele.
00:20:29Brazil is better.
00:20:30And another thing, Mariana is about to inherit a culinary empire, which I am leaving her.
00:20:35Guys, it's not going to be either Brazil or Argentina.
00:20:43We're moving to Europe because there are more opportunities for us there.
00:20:46Listen, regardless of where you end up living, both families want to hold a celebration of your happiness.
00:20:54Oh, I adore my new relative.
00:20:56I think we're on the same wavelength, huh?
00:20:58A perfect match.
00:20:59We deserve to celebrate.
00:21:01Otavio, the ladies are right, huh?
00:21:04How about we hold a big meal of celebration?
00:21:09Always eating, unbelievable.
00:21:10Somewhere very special.
00:21:11Hello.
00:21:12Hi.
00:21:12Okay, everybody.
00:21:14Time for you to meet Kato.
00:21:16Hi.
00:21:16Hi.
00:21:17She is the one in charge of selecting everything on our wines.
00:21:22Oh, thank you, Hector.
00:21:25How are you?
00:21:26I'm very happy to welcome you all.
00:21:28I hope you're taking full advantage of our fantastic wine cellar.
00:21:33You're fantastic, actually.
00:21:34Oh, thanks.
00:21:35Hey, kiddo, come on.
00:21:36She's way too hot for you.
00:21:37Or should I say too cool in this part of the world?
00:21:39Am I right?
00:21:39Come on, there's always hope.
00:21:40You're with Mom, right, Otavio?
00:21:41I have known Carol since she was a girl.
00:21:44Yes.
00:21:45At one point, she and Miguel went out together.
00:21:50Sure.
00:21:51Miguel, how are you?
00:21:53Hi, Carol.
00:21:55Hi.
00:21:56Uh, Mariana?
00:21:57Mariana, Carol.
00:21:58Mariana, I have been so looking forward to meeting you,
00:22:01and even more when I found out that you are a música and Brazilian.
00:22:07Yes.
00:22:08Yeah.
00:22:09I'm both of those things.
00:22:10Brazilian and a musician.
00:22:13Uh.
00:22:14How awkward.
00:22:15Excuse me.
00:22:15Someone farted at mass, right?
00:22:16Now we're all soaking in this bad vibe, aren't we?
00:22:19Yeah, but I arranged a little outing to introduce some of my friends to Mariana.
00:22:23Wait, hold up.
00:22:23You guys are going to a club?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:25Yep.
00:22:26All right, guys.
00:22:27I'm out for that.
00:22:28Go.
00:22:28Go.
00:22:28Honey, you never mentioned that your ex worked at the restaurant with your parents,
00:22:44and that she's a total hottie.
00:22:45You're the hottie, Mari.
00:22:50This life is what I left behind.
00:22:52I hope you really did leave it behind.
00:22:55Our life starts now, and we're building it together.
00:23:00Hmm.
00:23:00Want to dance?
00:23:03Okay.
00:23:06Here we are.
00:23:08Hey.
00:23:08How are you?
00:23:13Ah, hey.
00:23:15What's your name?
00:23:16Do you mind?
00:23:17Could you bring me a glass of skim milk?
00:23:18Un minutito.
00:23:19Un minutito.
00:23:20Yeah, okay.
00:23:22Off he goes.
00:23:22No way he's getting my milk, is he?
00:23:24Well, let's have a seat.
00:23:26Little milk gets things moving in the morning.
00:23:28It must be from those probiotics or something.
00:23:30Yeah, you're going to like it.
00:23:30Looks good.
00:23:30So what's the plan for today?
00:23:32Huh?
00:23:32Someone's excited.
00:23:33Of course I'm excited.
00:23:34Better to be excited when you're on a trip and complain all day.
00:23:37Today we will go to Cerro Catedral.
00:23:39Oh, okay.
00:23:41Why bother leaving Brazil just to visit old churches in Argentina, right?
00:23:44That Cerro is one of those.
00:23:46No, Otavio.
00:23:46Cerro Catedral is a famous ski resort.
00:23:49Ah.
00:23:50You ski, right?
00:23:52No.
00:23:52I surf, okay?
00:23:53I surf.
00:23:54When you surf, you can handle any type of sport with a board.
00:23:57Oh, that can't be right, Dad.
00:23:58Sure it is.
00:23:59Same def.
00:24:00Okay.
00:24:00Otavio.
00:24:01Hmm.
00:24:01Today I was planning to run into town for a bit.
00:24:03You could come with me.
00:24:05If you need some winter clothes, I could take you shopping.
00:24:07Ah.
00:24:08Something wrong with mine?
00:24:11No, nothing against Joanna's fashion choices, right?
00:24:13I get it.
00:24:14Just messing with you.
00:24:15It's nice of you, but we just got here.
00:24:17I don't feel like shopping for clothes now.
00:24:18So, now's my chance to tell you the story of the hotel.
00:24:21Shopping for clothes.
00:24:22Let's go shopping.
00:24:23Really?
00:24:23Get some clothes.
00:24:23Get some clothes.
00:24:24Right.
00:24:24Right.
00:24:24Hey, Miguel, uh, let me tell you something.
00:24:38For a Brazilian, it's never easy to trust an Argentinian, you know?
00:24:41Especially for a Brazilian guy.
00:24:42I get it, but you know you can trust me, Otavio.
00:24:45Uh, this is my father-in-law.
00:24:47Hey, man.
00:24:47He's from Brazil.
00:24:48Oh, Brazil.
00:24:49Brazil.
00:24:49Que grosso, eh?
00:24:50Watch your mouth.
00:24:51You believe this guy?
00:24:52The dude's barely met me and he says I'm gross.
00:24:54No, no.
00:24:54Just like that.
00:24:55Grosso in Spanish means like, like awesome.
00:24:57Awesome.
00:24:57So awesome is gross?
00:24:58Yeah, awesome.
00:24:59Awesome, like garpirinha.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:01Paro migas.
00:25:03Is that your sacco?
00:25:04Is my nut sack showing?
00:25:06He's coming on to me.
00:25:07No, no.
00:25:07Did he just check out my balls?
00:25:09He's checking my balls.
00:25:09He met, is that your coat?
00:25:10That's what sacco is.
00:25:12I come back for one sec.
00:25:14Is that how he's offering to have sex with me?
00:25:15That's it, Miguel.
00:25:16Let's go.
00:25:16No, he said one sec.
00:25:17He'll be back soon.
00:25:18Ah.
00:25:18Yeah.
00:25:19You can see how I might think he was into, you know.
00:25:22And speaking of confusing, that girl we met at the hotel, quite pretty, isn't she?
00:25:27What a beauty.
00:25:28Pleasant as well.
00:25:29You got up to something, the two of you.
00:25:31Carol.
00:25:31Carol.
00:25:33She's my friend.
00:25:34But these days, she's helping me with a thing or two.
00:25:37With a thing or two.
00:25:39Sure.
00:25:40Yeah, right.
00:25:41Oh, perdón, perdón, perdón.
00:25:43You're gonna like a lot.
00:25:44That's fine.
00:25:45Here we go.
00:25:46Okay.
00:25:47Snug.
00:25:47A little bit.
00:25:48Here.
00:25:49Sorry, I'm molestar.
00:25:50I bring a big one.
00:25:51Molester.
00:25:51Call the police right away.
00:25:53No.
00:25:53He just admitted he's a ball watcher and a molester.
00:25:56He was just saying sorry.
00:25:58Molester means sorry.
00:25:59I think I've had about enough of this.
00:26:00I have another sack here.
00:26:01No, I don't want any of this.
00:26:02Hey, no, I don't want your tiny balls.
00:26:05Miguel, what the hell is this?
00:26:06In this very room, we once hosted the Philharmonic of Bariloche.
00:26:13Mm-hmm.
00:26:14I have been a patron of this orchestra for many years.
00:26:21Wow, that's so cool.
00:26:22Tell me, how did you develop your love for music?
00:26:26From my mom.
00:26:27She was a violinist, too, and she got me started as a kid.
00:26:29Oh, it's so good to keep alive the gift she gave you.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:34And it's good that your father was able to pay for your classes in Europe.
00:26:40The fact is, my dad didn't pay for anything.
00:26:42I went on a scholarship.
00:26:43It paid for everything.
00:26:45Okay, but he can help you now, right?
00:26:48He's a businessman, and his enterprises and food service are going very well, yes?
00:26:54In fact, he owns a bar, but we've never gone without it in our home.
00:27:16Group photo, a family photo of the Suarez Martins in Bariloche.
00:27:19Oh, Tavio, Tavio, we're over here waiting. Come on.
00:27:26I'm getting there. Cool your jets.
00:27:28You're not going to believe this.
00:27:29The beer here in Patagonia, they sell it warm.
00:27:32Can you imagine? Check it out.
00:27:33See what I mean?
00:27:33Hey, I have an idea. Wait.
00:27:37Get over here.
00:27:38I like it in Sacrema. I've got Savvy.
00:27:40Yeah, you know it.
00:27:40Say cheese.
00:27:44Ice cold, what'd I tell you?
00:27:46Cold as a penguin pecker.
00:27:47Come on, Tavio.
00:27:47Here we are in Cerro Catedral.
00:27:50The biggest ski resort in all of South America.
00:27:53Consider all the features.
00:27:5432 lifts for skiers.
00:27:56More than 65 trails.
00:27:58Wow.
00:27:59He owns a hotel, but he thinks he's in a classroom, doesn't he?
00:28:01We're about to ascend the most beautiful mountain in Argentina.
00:28:06Okay, what's all this?
00:28:08You've never been up a hill before?
00:28:10Hey, honey, honey, come here for a second.
00:28:12There's snow at the hotel.
00:28:13Why come up here for more snow?
00:28:16Oh, come on. Let's go.
00:28:17I'll be right there.
00:28:19Oh, yeah.
00:28:41He's at it.
00:28:43Professor Hotel Dude teaching my daughter stuff because he wants to take her away from me.
00:28:46You can't complain about that.
00:28:47Your biggest fan is your new son-in-law.
00:28:49Yeah, I've got my eye on that boy.
00:28:51Something's fishy going on there, but he won't fool me.
00:28:53I'll figure it out.
00:28:53Everyone, this slope is rated medium difficulty, ideal for skiing or snowboarding, okay?
00:29:00I'll go down on skis, and I will meet all of you at the bottom.
00:29:04Who wants to come with me?
00:29:05Yeah, I'll go.
00:29:06I'll do it with you, but I'm taking a snowboard.
00:29:08That's amazing, Otabio.
00:29:10You know how to snowboard?
00:29:11No, no.
00:29:12He's never done it.
00:29:13Dad, no way are you going down the hill.
00:29:14Guys, take it easy.
00:29:15For an expert surfer, snowboarding is basically the same.
00:29:18Let your dad have a good time.
00:29:19Exactly.
00:29:20I appreciate that.
00:29:21Thank you, son-in-law.
00:29:22Let me tell you something.
00:29:23This says it all.
00:29:24Sacuarema, 1993.
00:29:26I ruled the waves in Sacuarema just like this.
00:29:28I don't know what's the most.
00:29:29The surfing demo was a 93 thing.
00:29:3193 was like 30 years ago.
00:29:32I'm shredding the tube now.
00:29:33Shh.
00:29:34Let me tell you something.
00:29:35Uh-huh.
00:29:35I surf on ice, water, snowboard.
00:29:38It's the same.
00:29:39No, no.
00:29:39What is snow?
00:29:40Just water that happens to be frozen.
00:29:42Right, Norman?
00:29:43Attention, attention.
00:29:45Let's go.
00:29:45The surfer from Brazil and the skier from Argentina.
00:29:49Let's go.
00:29:49You and me, on the trail.
00:29:50We're going to meet everyone at the bottom.
00:29:55You're on, father-in-law.
00:29:56Let's go.
00:29:57Can we go?
00:29:58How about a coffee, mother-in-law?
00:29:59I'd love to.
00:30:00This mother-in-law's ass is turning into solid ice.
00:30:03Wait, guys, where's Filipino?
00:30:06Looks like he's doing just fine.
00:30:09Shall we?
00:30:15Let's see how the Brazilian surfs.
00:30:32Maybe Pelé is getting scared because he's about to lose to Maradona.
00:30:36Or it could be that Team Argentina has already won.
00:30:40And Mariana and Miguel have already decided to live in Bariloche.
00:30:44No way.
00:30:50Live in Bariloche?
00:30:52Never.
00:30:54I'm a businessman.
00:30:55So, that's all.
00:30:59This crappy Argentinian jacket.
00:31:02I don't think the clothes are the problem.
00:31:07You still think it's just like surfing?
00:31:10In the tube, in the tube.
00:31:13Having a good time, father-in-law?
00:31:15How do you stop this thing?
00:31:33Coming through!
00:31:34Coming through!
00:31:41You fine?
00:31:42You survive?
00:31:43I'm okay.
00:31:44You're the Pelé.
00:31:45Of snowboarding.
00:31:48Oh, tasshole!
00:31:51Tasshole?
00:31:52I'll show you who's the asshole!
00:31:55Hey!
00:31:56Dude, how do you stop this thing?
00:31:58Yes.
00:31:59It's so scary.
00:32:00Oh, yeah.
00:32:02My apartment beside the beach in Rio.
00:32:04You know?
00:32:05You wake up, check out the sun, the mar,
00:32:09and then I go work out.
00:32:11This meet-up with the two families is fun, isn't it?
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:15It would be a bit more fun if my father had a bit less fun, right?
00:32:18With the families together here,
00:32:20all of this makes me realize how much I've missed Argentina.
00:32:23Mm-hmm.
00:32:23I'm really happy for you, Miguel.
00:32:26But you're not planning to change your mind and move here, are you?
00:32:31No.
00:32:32It was just a passing thought.
00:32:34Let's go.
00:32:35I'm glad it was just a passing thought,
00:32:37because after all, we agreed to go back to Europe.
00:32:39It's gonna be easier to get jobs there.
00:32:40Sure, baby.
00:32:43A deal's a deal.
00:32:45Mm.
00:32:46Sure.
00:32:46Let's go.
00:32:47But if you change your mind, better tell me right away.
00:32:50If you go changing your mind, I'm at the airport.
00:32:52I'll be taking the next flight up.
00:32:53What is all this?
00:32:53Mark my words, honey.
00:32:54Mari, hop on.
00:32:54Taxi.
00:32:55I'm finding a taxi.
00:32:56Mariana.
00:32:57Come on.
00:33:02Wait up, Baldi.
00:33:04Hey.
00:33:04Doing better.
00:33:05Here comes the moment of truth.
00:33:20Huh?
00:33:28What the hell is this?
00:33:32Help.
00:33:41Help.
00:33:43Help.
00:33:45Come on.
00:33:45Come on.
00:33:46Come on.
00:33:46Oh, my.
00:33:49Hey, it's all good.
00:33:50Don't have a scratch, but someone ought to fix that slope.
00:33:53You see how uneven it is?
00:33:54This is exactly like my marriage.
00:33:56One minute, you're fine.
00:33:57Next minute, you're up a tree.
00:33:59All right?
00:33:59Uh, well.
00:34:00Well, well.
00:34:01You've got to be stretching it.
00:34:02This is partly your fault, you know.
00:34:04I warned you.
00:34:04You can't believe what my father says.
00:34:06Gracias.
00:34:07Gracias.
00:34:08Muchas gracias.
00:34:09If snow is water that's been frozen, today we learn there are big differences between
00:34:15a ski slope and an ocean.
00:34:17Let me tell you something.
00:34:19You didn't mention the most important difference.
00:34:21We don't plant trees where we surf.
00:34:23That's what got me a little bit tangled up there.
00:34:25Today was truly glorious.
00:34:27We had unity, competition, and friendship between Brazil and Argentina.
00:34:33I propose we finish our day Argentina-style with lots of wine bottles.
00:34:40Oh, yes.
00:34:41There will be no drinking for me today.
00:34:43They didn't understand the best part.
00:34:45It was hilarious, for God's sake.
00:34:47This wine is so special.
00:34:49Hmm.
00:34:49Here's the know-it-all.
00:34:51They come from a secret location, and the vineyard produces every year just 100 bottles.
00:34:58Oh, you don't say.
00:34:59That's pretty cool.
00:35:00Let me pour myself a little more.
00:35:02Oh, you want it?
00:35:03Yeah, well, I guess that means there are only 99 left.
00:35:07It's all fine.
00:35:08It's all fine.
00:35:08It's all good.
00:35:09It's all good.
00:35:10It's all fine.
00:35:10It's all good.
00:35:11It's all fine.
00:35:12It's all good.
00:35:16Give this one here a try.
00:35:18Ah, pour some, pour some for me.
00:35:20No, but really pour it.
00:35:21Don't be stingy.
00:35:22Come on, keep pouring, pour it.
00:35:23We'll hold back.
00:35:24In Brazil, we pour it all the way to the rim.
00:35:26You bend over like that, and you suck it like soup.
00:35:28You go...
00:35:29This wine is obviously a wonderful Malbec from Argentina.
00:35:34It has excellent balance, and the flavor is very robust,
00:35:38like the embrace of a beautiful lover.
00:35:41Oh.
00:35:41Sorry, director.
00:35:43All the respect and all that.
00:35:44It's cool that he's so proud of his wine.
00:35:46He must have had therapy, you know?
00:35:48And he's like this energy, like self-esteem.
00:35:51But you want robust?
00:35:53Try Brazilian cachaca, my friend.
00:35:54It kicks you in the teeth and punches you in the head.
00:35:58Careful.
00:35:59What for?
00:36:00I'm a professional swirler, man.
00:36:01Stop worrying.
00:36:02As well, it's characterized by its intense color.
00:36:07Vermilion, a touch of violet, mixed with a hint of blue.
00:36:13Yes.
00:36:13That's so funny.
00:36:14Mine doesn't have blue.
00:36:15Any blue in yours?
00:36:16I don't see any blue.
00:36:17Huh?
00:36:18I'll tell you.
00:36:18In Brazil, we've got just one color that covers everything you just said.
00:36:23We call it wine.
00:36:24Ah.
00:36:25The color wine.
00:36:26Bingo.
00:36:26Right?
00:36:27But the characteristic I like best...
00:36:29Again, with the characteristics?
00:36:30...is the aroma.
00:36:34Huh?
00:36:34Pepper.
00:36:36Pepper.
00:36:36Pepper doesn't belong in wine.
00:36:39Almonds and walnuts.
00:36:40Do you see any walnuts?
00:36:41Do you see any walnuts?
00:36:42It's not mine.
00:36:43Something's wrong with this one.
00:36:44Dude's gargling at dinner, babe.
00:36:48Makes me feel a bit...
00:36:49Yuck.
00:36:52Oh, baby, that's just not done.
00:36:54Yeah, he's spitting.
00:36:55I detect also obvious notes of cherries.
00:36:59That makes no sense to the wine.
00:37:00Cherries.
00:37:00And wild blackberries.
00:37:02Blackberries and cherries, notes.
00:37:04It's not there, guys.
00:37:05I don't know about you, but my wine's got old.
00:37:09Grapes.
00:37:09Grapes now.
00:37:10Cheers.
00:37:10Salud.
00:37:11Salud.
00:37:11Hey, here she comes.
00:37:16The two-timing homewrecker.
00:37:19That slang we use, it means gorgeous.
00:37:21Ah, gracias, thank you.
00:37:24How nice the families are always together.
00:37:26Are you having fun?
00:37:27Until just now, we were having lots of fun.
00:37:30Uh, Hector, I'm just going.
00:37:31Anything else you need?
00:37:32No, no.
00:37:34Sit with us.
00:37:35Have a bit of wine.
00:37:36Yes, yes, yes.
00:37:37Very good idea.
00:37:38Sit down.
00:37:39Sit down, of course.
00:37:40Tony, thank you.
00:37:41Oh, boy.
00:37:41Oh, boy.
00:37:43Carol, can you guess the wine?
00:37:47Uh, well, let's see.
00:37:50Hmm.
00:37:51Hmm.
00:37:57Carrera Malbec, 2011.
00:38:00Bullseye.
00:38:02Wow, incredible.
00:38:05I started to get curious about wine when I was going out with Miguel.
00:38:09We used to travel a lot with Norma and Hector.
00:38:13That was before when we were involved.
00:38:14I got that.
00:38:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:38:17That's how I became a sommelier.
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:19Wow, you're impressive.
00:38:20Let me tell you something, Carol.
00:38:22You know, me too, I'm also a sommelier.
00:38:24Sommelier, really?
00:38:25A sommelier for catcher.
00:38:26Cachaca, one with the cachaca.
00:38:28I know what the kind of hangover the person will have the next day.
00:38:33But I'm a sommelier of all kinds of things.
00:38:35Ah.
00:38:36Uh, fishy situations, right, honey?
00:38:40Ah, bueno.
00:38:42I have to go.
00:38:43Ah.
00:38:43Gracias.
00:38:44Bye, dear.
00:38:45You're welcome.
00:38:46Bye.
00:38:46Thanks.
00:38:46Great to see you.
00:38:47Bye.
00:38:47Forget it, kiddo.
00:38:48Sit down.
00:38:48You don't have a chance.
00:38:49So, is our new father-in-law an expert in anything else?
00:38:53Table soccer, or how do you say it?
00:38:55Foosball?
00:38:56Foosball.
00:38:56Foosball.
00:39:01You're on.
00:39:05Uh, is that you in the painting, Hector?
00:39:09No.
00:39:12No, it's my great-grandfather.
00:39:15The first of the Martins.
00:39:17Now, for you, apparently.
00:39:18Unfortunately, it is very valuable.
00:39:21Uh, because the painter was a cubist who was a friend of Picasso.
00:39:26Oh, nice.
00:39:27But I will never sell it, not for any money.
00:39:30Yeah, but who'd give money on that?
00:39:32It's the only image of him.
00:39:33Sure, because back then they didn't have photos.
00:39:35Oh, well, we have fine painters back in...
00:39:38Where's Mikkel?
00:39:40Maybe he went to the bathroom.
00:39:42Sure, I'm on to him.
00:39:44Uh, well, just find him so we can play foosball.
00:39:46We need some players, right?
00:39:47I'll go get him.
00:39:48Sure.
00:39:48Tapio.
00:39:49Tapio.
00:40:06Por favor, Miguel.
00:40:08Hey, you're a kid.
00:40:09You're going to be a kid.
00:40:10You're going to be a kid.
00:40:11You're going to be a kid.
00:40:12Shut up.
00:40:14You helped me with the objective, then.
00:40:16You helped me.
00:40:16I helped me.
00:40:16Ah!
00:40:18Ah!
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:20Ah!
00:40:20What?
00:40:20What is it?
00:40:21What is this?
00:40:22Just the guy I was looking for.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23What a coincidence.
00:40:24Is everything OK?
00:40:25You here, and I'm looking around, just hoping we can play.
00:40:27Uh, uh, uh, uh, you know, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, the soccer.
00:40:31Soccer.
00:40:31Soccer!
00:40:32Foozball.
00:40:32Foozball.
00:40:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
00:40:34Foozball.
00:40:34That's what I mean.
00:40:34Uh, foosball.
00:40:35Right.
00:40:35Table soccer.
00:40:36Uh, so perfect.
00:40:37Come on, let's go.
00:40:38Well, let's play.
00:40:38Argentina, Brazil.
00:40:40Game on!
00:40:40Let's go!
00:40:41All right, here we go.
00:40:42Come on!
00:40:42Woo!
00:40:43Ha!
00:40:43Yes!
00:40:44Here comes Maradona, Maradona, it's Maradona, it's Maradona, Diego, Maradona!
00:40:47Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:40:48Here it goes!
00:40:49Goal!
00:40:50Goal!
00:40:51Goal!
00:40:51Goal!
00:40:52Goal!
00:40:52Goal!
00:40:53Let's go!
00:40:53Let's go!
00:40:54Let's go!
00:40:55Let's go!
00:40:56Let's go!
00:40:57Let's go Brazil, let's go Brazil, put the ball in, put the ball in.
00:40:59Come on now, catch up, let's go, let's go!
00:41:01Caraca passes the ball, it goes to midfield, picked up by Imperador, 48 minutes into the
00:41:07second half, here comes the shot, Imperador, he scores!
00:41:10Goal!
00:41:11Goal!
00:41:12Goal!
00:41:13Ha!
00:41:14Ha!
00:41:15Goal!
00:41:16Imperador, 48 minutes in, second half, eliminating Argentina from the Copa America of 2004!
00:41:22The Copa America in 2021, huh?
00:41:24And Maracanã?
00:41:25Not talking about Maracanã.
00:41:26Nothing to say!
00:41:27Nothing about that!
00:41:28Talk about this, Ben!
00:41:29How many cups has Argentina won?
00:41:30I think it's only three, Dad!
00:41:32Hey!
00:41:33Hey!
00:41:34Come on, come on!
00:41:35Let's play with only one hand!
00:41:36Time to play!
00:41:37Let's play!
00:41:38Time to play, bunch of hot air!
00:41:39Hot air?
00:41:40You don't play much, right?
00:41:41Yeah!
00:41:42Let's play!
00:41:43Yeah, let's play!
00:41:44Come on!
00:41:45Let's go!
00:41:46Come on!
00:41:47Come on!
00:41:48Come on!
00:41:49Come on!
00:41:50Come on!
00:41:51Come on!
00:41:52Come on!
00:41:53Come on!
00:41:54Let's go!
00:41:55Goal!
00:41:56Goal!
00:41:57Goal!
00:41:58Goal!
00:41:59Goal!
00:42:00Goal!
00:42:02Goal!
00:42:03Goal!
00:42:04The five times champion!
00:42:05Goal!
00:42:06Goal!
00:42:07Who?
00:42:08Why?
00:42:09you sleeping babe hey did you see miguel with that girl there uh carol they were giggling
00:42:22i don't know they've been involved once already doing who knows what i'm starting to see through
00:42:28those damn argentinians you know their little tricks otavio you're jealous of him baby
00:42:36you've barely seen her for three years mariana might not want to see you anymore honestly honey
00:42:42what worries me the most is that miguel doesn't seem like the right guy for her as if anyone in
00:42:47the universe could be right for her in the entire universe i'm sure of it there's someone who'll be
00:42:52right for my daughter i want her to have the best in life i'd prefer it if he is an argentinian too
00:42:57enough for tonight let's go to sleep okay tomorrow sleeping yes how about a little baby come on we're
00:43:03getting up early that special outing we're going on then the celebration dinner mr pretentious no
00:43:07promise me one thing just don't screw anything up tomorrow okay can you help everyone enjoy this
00:43:12trip as a family promise you know one thing i'm sure we'll have on this outing tomorrow what lots of
00:43:18snow wow baby check it out well i'll admit i was wrong here huh it's really beautiful see how pretty
00:43:29it is worth the effort of coming up here oh let me tell you something i admitted that my opinion was
00:43:34wrong but worth the effort is a different kettle of fish
00:43:37miguel play it safe today okay this trip has had plenty of crazy already you know honey this here
00:43:49it's super tame it can't go wrong it's just sledding ah the optimistic argentinian always convinced things
00:43:54will be okay no the optimists are you guys you don't even start your year until after carnival it's
00:43:59the only way to live but my boy is so right tobogganing is just delightful i told you it's quiet
00:44:06it's safe sure there will be no danger for a couch potato like you it's just like riding a board right
00:44:13you saw it wasn't me starting it let's be clear about that i'm gonna prove to mr coconut head
00:44:18who's the couch potato here excuse me but you're in the presence of an athlete pay attention now
00:44:231979 estrada dodende i'm there peg leg tony marcello go-karts are lined up pow no one came close to
00:44:32catching watching you
00:44:36this is faster than a go-karts
00:45:00here's a little fool for you my bad old asshole i'm gonna lose my patience gonna lose your daughter
00:45:12too my daughter's no way
00:45:15yes sir i'll show this argentinian you're asking for it
00:45:22hey you two behave yourselves
00:45:29yeah get off my ass
00:45:32what's going on over there stop it
00:45:37a castle
00:45:39coconut head
00:45:41had to be an argentinian of course
00:45:56had to be a brazilian damn it
00:45:58it's your fault
00:46:00mine
00:46:01mine
00:46:03yeah
00:46:04your fault you heard me
00:46:06uh guys i know the trip would be much calmer without them but have you thought about how they might be in danger somewhere
00:46:15oh it's true the mountains are full of animals some are extremely vicious knowing those two the animals are more likely to be scared of them
00:46:22what a joke let me tell you something huh because of you we're wandering around in this bloopers of the year shit show
00:46:29the fault the fault is yours huh you are jealous that your daughter has decided she likes me more than she likes you
00:46:39oh now you're going too far way too far
00:46:42no no no no let's go this way
00:46:44hey come on now
00:46:45stop stop
00:46:46quit it
00:46:47we must stay united to get out of here
00:46:50what a joke
00:46:51now is not the time for ego
00:46:53yeah ego you want to talk ego i'll tell you about ego
00:46:56oh yeah ego is the tiny argentinian living inside all of us
00:47:00yeah
00:47:03you know why when a brazilian dies you gotta throw them in a very very deep grave
00:47:10no i don't know this one
00:47:11because deep down
00:47:13they are nice folks
00:47:15that's funny
00:47:16i never heard that one it's good
00:47:19ah you are fun to be around
00:47:21well what you said about me is obvious
00:47:23how can i not be fun why because i'm brazilian
00:47:26we're always way more fun than argentinians
00:47:28i've been thinking
00:47:29hmm
00:47:30the two of us are not as different as we imagine yes
00:47:34mm-hmm
00:47:35asshole
00:47:36aren't you getting tired of calling me an asshole
00:47:38huh
00:47:39what was that
00:47:41a puma
00:47:42ah
00:47:43oh my god
00:47:44come on
00:47:45come on
00:47:46oh my god
00:47:49oh my god
00:47:58oh my god
00:47:59oh my god
00:48:00come on
00:48:01come on
00:48:02Hector
00:48:03going to die out here i'll just say okay you know that miguel is fooling around with carol
00:48:08that night with the wine i overheard them in a weird conversation and my daughter is much
00:48:15too young to suffer ah well i know that miguel and carol were very much in love back then okay
00:48:23so you agree with me that if something is going on we'd better make a move well none of our
00:48:30business but i'm not sure i approve of this marriage our kids are planning to be honest yes i feel the
00:48:39same let's focus on our survival yes for the sake of our kids future let's go devour that puma let's
00:48:46go devour that puma devour it there's an assassin puma around that's so dangerous it
00:49:00eats men terrible don't worry there wasn't any puma here it was just this cat his name is felix
00:49:05cat no no ferocious it was the roar of the puma
00:49:10a blood-curdling roar and it wasn't the usual puma variety at all it had a bit of panther
00:49:20lion snow leopard jaguar like to be fair it didn't want to fight it wanted to defend
00:49:26no and this is so moving just a second it was defending it's calm baby puma it was just so
00:49:36oh so overwhelming i can't i can't get the waterworks here we go it wanted to defend it's
00:49:42calm which is what a father does a father who loves a father who loves does bad things sometimes
00:49:47for them always always for his dad for his children yeah we survived yeah so after the adventure the
00:49:58two fathers-in-law are buddies great but maybe let's focus on the real stars of the show here
00:50:03miguel and mariana exactly our story isn't quite finished let's all go back to our rooms to get
00:50:09ready considering tonight promises to be very special
00:50:13oh no no tia nada eu quis quando tudo era ausência esperei quando tive frio tremi
00:50:38quando tive coragem liquei quando llego carta la abri quando escuche a prins baile
00:50:50quando el ojo brilho entendi quando me crecieron alas volé
00:50:57quando me chamou eu vim quando dei por mim tava aqui quando lhe achei me perdi e quando vi você me apaixonei
00:51:12honey i'm so happy our dads have finally become friends i never thought i'd hear myself say this but
00:51:33everything's okay i told you it would all work out yes you did you just need to accept your dad for who
00:51:40he really is he's an amazing dad he's just a little bit off the wall but i'm super happy really
00:51:49same here
00:51:51baby
00:51:54i just heard that the bariloche philharmonic is having some open auditions for new musicians
00:52:03haven't we been over this we're going back to europe yes but no no but listen can we not focus
00:52:11on the future so much let's focus on now our celebration with both of our families the fact
00:52:16that our dads have finally stopped fighting and are actually supporting us hmm okay okay
00:52:21so hector also finds it strange what's going on between miguel and carol he smells a rat just like i do now you got two dads with suspicions
00:52:38so of course the love in between the fathers in law has just made things worse your two jealous dads hatching plots that's not it i'm just fighting for my daughter's happiness
00:52:44baby
00:53:00baby
00:53:05sweetie listen filipino was the best thing that happened in my life but i had him very young
00:53:09His father left. My father didn't help me.
00:53:12One lesson we have to learn as parents is to become a shepherd with a flock of sheep.
00:53:17A shepherd? A shepherd with some sheep? I'm confused.
00:53:20Otavio!
00:53:21Sorry, just pulling your leg.
00:53:22And you, my love, you have to learn to accept that everything's fine.
00:53:26That's just it.
00:53:31I don't accept that everything's fine.
00:53:36Otavio, I'm serious. Listen.
00:53:39I forbid you to sabotage this celebration.
00:53:42I forbid you to say anything at all upsetting for Mary during the course of the evening.
00:53:47Got it? Because it doesn't matter if you're right.
00:53:50The choice is hers.
00:53:52Got it. I promise.
00:53:55Good. That's good.
00:54:05Baby?
00:54:06Yeah?
00:54:06Just heading out. Coming back soon.
00:54:10Okay.
00:54:10Did you forget your... dad?
00:54:35Hi, honey.
00:54:36What's up?
00:54:37Uh, hi.
00:54:39Dad?
00:54:41Seriously, what's going on?
00:54:46I really wanted to talk to you a bit about something.
00:54:51Mm-hmm.
00:54:52Go on.
00:54:55Wow.
00:54:56You're so beautiful, just like your mother.
00:55:00Come on, she was way prettier.
00:55:02No, not true.
00:55:03Yeah, she was prettier, Dad.
00:55:04You're just as beautiful, Mariana.
00:55:06Thanks.
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:09I love you, Dad.
00:55:09I love you too, baby, so much.
00:55:11Can I go, please?
00:55:12Ah, of course.
00:55:14Go on.
00:55:16It's just...
00:55:16Bye.
00:55:17Bye.
00:55:21This is the spot where my father told me that the hotel would become mine.
00:55:25Son, I wanted to do the same with you.
00:55:30It was here you told me you wanted to be a musician.
00:55:34That was an incredible day.
00:55:38I was so afraid you wouldn't accept my decision.
00:55:41But I accepted it.
00:55:44Son, I've been thinking.
00:55:46I know what love is.
00:55:48I understand what it's like.
00:55:49But it's never easy.
00:55:52All the more so for such a young couple.
00:55:56And living in Europe all alone,
00:55:59with no support as musicians.
00:56:02But I have a solution for you.
00:56:06An apartment here in Bariloche.
00:56:08The family place.
00:56:09It's yours.
00:56:12And I'm a sponsor of the Bariloche Philharmonic.
00:56:16I'm good friends with the director.
00:56:18And with my influence, I can get Mariana into the orchestra.
00:56:22What do you say?
00:56:29That could work.
00:56:30Yes, it absolutely could work.
00:56:32You could continue your career.
00:56:34And so could Mariana.
00:56:36An apartment.
00:56:38No rent.
00:56:40No expenses.
00:56:41Go on, son.
00:56:52Fly.
00:56:53Be an artist.
00:56:57But fly closer to home.
00:57:01Thanks.
00:57:01Thanks.
00:57:01Thanks.
00:57:11Carol.
00:57:24Carol?
00:57:24Mm-hmm being on the bone gotta use your fingers give him a break he
00:57:52Hector seriously now I get why everyone goes on about Argentinian cuisine I told you so this here
00:58:00how do you call it it's called Patagonian land thanks ma'am this whatever Patagonian I'm pata gonna
00:58:07have some more I'm glad you're enjoying it father-in-law you rock father-in-law great minds think alike
00:58:22yeah expert in cachaça the expert in cachaça what do you think of that wine in front of you
00:58:34ah I'm a good student huh I've got the process down pat first the swirl then a nosedive into it
00:58:40wild blackberries bravo a nice one the Brazilian father-in-law has become an expert in Argentinian
00:58:52mouth and I need to leave the table for just a minute be right back back soon sure
00:59:00it's delicious
00:59:05the tannin in this wine is effective the troops down there are already getting ready for maneuvers
00:59:13so I'm going to pay a quick visit okay coming back soon what have you what are you up to
00:59:18just a bathroom break we have a deal I'm serious excuse me excuse me it's getting urgent
00:59:23I'm not kidding you just have to spoil it consistently
00:59:51nice and slow slowly got it excuse me hey hey hey I have something to say this is a celebration
00:59:57but I have something serious to tell you quite unpleasant dad you've been doing really well
01:00:02so far today can't you keep it together a bit longer let me tell you something okay I know I'm
01:00:05a huge embarrassment yeah because for you I've been the worst dad in the world but I'll prove to
01:00:11you that I'm the best I suppose after I tell you this it could be you think I'm even worse now
01:00:16but then I'll be the best again because just as I suspected it's much much worse just what I thought
01:00:23but it's best for you to hear it I uh I'm a bit confused Miguel is having an affair with Carol
01:00:31he's what now what let's calm down he's just being overprotective and jealous I've been on to him for
01:00:36some time now ever since that night with the wine tasting all the spitting I'd already noticed
01:00:41something developing but just this second oh I confirmed confirmed what Miguel was in the bathroom
01:00:48having sex with Carol yes that's a fact so we have any posts what what's going on we're over there
01:00:55what were you my dad says you were just with Carol uh yes I was my darling it pains me to say
01:01:04but it was like bump bump bump bump humping like crazy in the bathroom with Carol it was something
01:01:09else right in the stalls they were carrying on right over you gotta trust me no honey uh seems
01:01:14like we've got a new development did we miss something it was you in the bathroom stall with
01:01:19her it wasn't Miguel in there with Carol Miguel Miguel it wasn't me and Miguel yeah where'd you get
01:01:27that Octavio no no no no me and Miguel no way we're ancient history nada lucky me
01:01:34yeah but when we did that wine tasting you were with Carol I heard what you were saying something
01:01:40palado that means I'm getting naked palado means bald in Spanish I have this feeling that Spanish was
01:01:47invented to make a fool out of me I can explain what happened here I planned everything in secret
01:01:54with her because it was a surprise what surprised Miguel
01:01:56Miguel is this Stradivarius yes I'm not I'm not touching this now it's too much
01:02:18it's all of it's too much right dad honey I'm sorry this was supposed to be a great night
01:02:25no but it still is isn't it you turned everything upside down dad you embarrassed yourself
01:02:32come on Maddie let's put all this behind us your father didn't mean any harm he was just
01:02:40Miguel he did what he always does or maybe as usual he did what he never does what a big surprise he
01:02:46couldn't keep a promise there's no point in even trying with you dad I should have known he couldn't
01:02:51be trusted for anything Mariana take a breath please let's put this aside for now aren't you at least
01:02:55happy with the surprise wait Miguel it's a bit overwhelming so I have one more surprise we've
01:03:01arranged for you to have a position in the body loce Philharmonic what my my father offered us the
01:03:09family apartment we can live here we wouldn't pay any rent it's everything we want baby it'll make
01:03:17a big difference won't it Miguel you're going way too far with this Mariana what do you mean
01:03:24a place to live a dream job it's so much more than we'd be able to get in Europe it's great you
01:03:31figured it all out or great that your father figured it out for you and now you're doing whatever
01:03:35he wants but have you thought about what I want it's what you've been telling me all along this
01:03:39this is it what you want is what I'm giving you no to make such a big decision without even asking
01:03:45me isn't giving me what I want at all all I've wanted is to make music my father never helped me
01:03:51he did everything he could to discourage me and it didn't work I went off to Europe then I met you
01:03:55and I fell in love and he never really supported me when I decided to marry you I have always approved
01:04:00of you Mariana no Hector no you and my father are exactly the same two selfish men who want their
01:04:05kids under their thumbs one in Rio one in very low see that's the only difference but the worst part
01:04:10for me Miguel is that you allowed your father to use money to influence our future but it's for us
01:04:15to decide what our future will be yeah is it really Miguel because you made some huge decisions
01:04:21without even discussing it with me I thought you would like the surprise I would have liked the chance
01:04:27to decide with you that's it for me I think Marie Marie Marie Marie Marie honey
01:04:37Miguel you didn't respect your future wife or consider her wishes
01:05:01I know you're right mama we had planned everything together
01:05:10but dad messed me up with these ideas about making everything simple
01:05:17to keep me from going away but I know she'll forgive me
01:05:23she knows who I really am inside
01:05:26so then now's the time to be that guy
01:05:31what are you even doing here go after her
01:05:33that's right honey go on go
01:05:37so
01:05:46you
01:05:49you
01:05:54you
01:05:56you
01:06:06you're happy now otavio same question for you hector i was only fighting for our boy i'm ashamed
01:06:20of you and i was just thinking of my daughter's happiness hector it's time for us to take action
01:06:25let's go we have to find them hey please accept my apology no i'm the one who's apologizing
01:06:31no no i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry let's go let's go let's go let's go go go okay let's go
01:06:39let's go everyone in my car he's headed for the hotel come on everyone let's go
01:06:47mr minutito it's important
01:07:01you know my girl mariana yeah you've seen her la señorita mariana was just here but she left
01:07:05it with prisa who's this prisa who just jumped into the pool precise hurry in spanish not this
01:07:10nonsense again please yeah baby are you thinking what i'm thinking so come on let's go where the
01:07:15hell are we going we're going to the airport with prisa with prisa go go go come on hurry
01:07:20no
01:07:29no
01:07:33I knew you'd be coming here.
01:07:59Because I'm the person who knows you best.
01:08:07Just like I know that I totally deserve it if you get on a plane and leave me here in Bariloche forever.
01:08:16But you're also the person who knows me best in the world.
01:08:20So you know that the guy who threw away all our plans, he wasn't the Miguel that you love.
01:08:27I don't know who you are anymore, Miguel.
01:08:29I was petrified, Mari.
01:08:32And I went back to being the guy I was before I knew you.
01:08:38But I just want to be the Miguel you fell in love with.
01:08:43The same Miguel you wanted to marry.
01:08:49Look.
01:08:51Here.
01:08:52You think if you give me the same violin twice, I'm somehow going to forgive you?
01:08:56No.
01:08:57I know I can't buy your love.
01:09:00But open the case for me, please.
01:09:02What is this, Miguel?
01:09:13Well, the violin was a present that I got for you.
01:09:17But now I understand that the most important part is the case.
01:09:22The empty case.
01:09:24It's the place that can hold all the things we'll build together.
01:09:28It's the place to hold the life that we'll share.
01:09:31Side by side.
01:09:32Side by side.
01:09:37Miguel, that must be the worst apology I've heard ever.
01:09:41And if you ask me, that case is pretty small.
01:09:43Are life's really supposed to fit in it?
01:09:44Uh, no.
01:09:49Of course not.
01:09:50Because it would be impossible to even make a case that's...
01:09:54that's big enough to hold all the love we have together.
01:09:57Mmm.
01:10:01Would you forgive me?
01:10:03Yes.
01:10:09I love you.
01:10:11I love you too, you doofus.
01:10:13I love you too, you doofus.
01:10:14Yes.
01:10:15Move it, move it, move it.
01:10:18Come on, Filipino.
01:10:18I'll stall them somehow.
01:10:20Make a scene or something.
01:10:21Keep going.
01:10:22Keep going.
01:10:23Keep going.
01:10:24Hustle.
01:10:25You've got to be here somewhere.
01:10:32Reupdate number three.
01:10:35What do we do?
01:10:38Here, this way.
01:10:39This way.
01:10:40Come on.
01:10:40Hurry.
01:10:41Over here, guys.
01:10:42Come on.
01:10:43Now, usually, that's very difficult.
01:10:47Hello.
01:10:48Hi.
01:10:48Hello.
01:10:49Hello.
01:10:49How are you?
01:10:50How can we explain?
01:10:51You're not allowed to be here.
01:10:52Maybe you know who I am.
01:10:53My name is Hector MartÃn.
01:10:54Oh, my God.
01:10:57Attention.
01:10:58Attention.
01:10:59Sure.
01:10:59Hello.
01:11:00Here, passengers.
01:11:01Look at me.
01:11:02Look at me.
01:11:03Okay, I guess.
01:11:04There's a bomb threat in the building.
01:11:07Everyone evacuate.
01:11:08No.
01:11:09Don't evacuate.
01:11:12Stay here.
01:11:13Ah, forget that last one.
01:11:15Ah, stay there.
01:11:16Don't go anywhere.
01:11:18Is that my father?
01:11:19Yeah.
01:11:20Get me.
01:11:20Go, go, go, go.
01:11:22Get off.
01:11:22Get off.
01:11:22I got it.
01:11:24Attention all passengers.
01:11:25It turns out, it's all, uh, everything's under control.
01:11:28Marianne, Marianne, before you say anything, please, there's something I have to tell you.
01:11:57On our way here to Bariloche, you told me the only thing you wanted was for me to be your dad.
01:12:05I messed the whole thing up, honey.
01:12:08The worst dad in the world.
01:12:10I was jealous, selfish, possessive.
01:12:15Big surprise.
01:12:16I didn't keep any of my promises.
01:12:19But now I know why I turned into this man when your mom passed away.
01:12:24You know why, Marianne?
01:12:25To get everything my way, not yours.
01:12:31I was afraid.
01:12:33That's it.
01:12:33I'm a big chicken.
01:12:35I was so scared of losing you that I made sure that I would lose you, of course.
01:12:42But I'm learning.
01:12:44The woman you've become is teaching me things.
01:12:46You've taught me how to love.
01:12:48And, and most of all, how to respect other people's opinions.
01:12:53Mary, can you forgive me?
01:12:54Can you please forgive your father?
01:13:00I'm so sorry.
01:13:02It's all right.
01:13:05I love you so much.
01:13:07My son, I'm so sorry.
01:13:14I've been so selfish.
01:13:16I didn't listen to you.
01:13:19I won't ever make that mistake again.
01:13:22I promise you.
01:13:23I hope you'll be happy.
01:13:31And thus, Otavio, we must be the worst fathers-in-law in all of South America.
01:13:37You're right.
01:13:38Absolutely.
01:13:39I'm sorry, Miguel, for those stupid suspicions.
01:13:43Also for scoring all those goals on you in table soccer.
01:13:46Brazil, Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.
01:13:51Listen up, listen up.
01:13:54Now that the lovebirds are reunited,
01:13:57and those two old dinosaurs have learned something about supporting their children,
01:14:04Joanna and I came up with an idea.
01:14:07What if we found the perfect location for Mary and Miguel to get married?
01:14:11It's one that Argentinians adore.
01:14:16Are they ready?
01:14:29No.
01:14:30Come on.
01:14:31Let's hit the music now.
01:14:32Otherwise, come on.
01:14:33Six, seven, eight, and...
01:14:36Sorry.
01:14:49She looks quite, doesn't she?
01:14:50Oh, sorry.
01:15:16Carol, do you take Felipe as your lawfully wedded husband?
01:15:19I do, Felipe.
01:15:22Of course I do.
01:15:23Thank you so much for joining us.
01:15:53Hi, Miguel. Have you heard of Otavio? Miguel will play with the Berlin Philharmonic.
01:15:58It's one of the best orchestras in the world.
01:16:00Congratulations. It must be a big honor, like playing in the World Cup Final.
01:16:04But only for the Brazilian side, right?
01:16:07And, Dad, this is for you.
01:16:09Oh, what's this, sweetheart?
01:16:11It's a plane ticket to Venice. I'm playing the Four Seasons by Vivaldi, in the city where he actually composed it.
01:16:17It's really important that you be there for me, because it's...
01:16:19The piece that your mom always played.
01:16:22Exactly.
01:16:22Sure, I'll be there, sweetie.
01:16:26Oh, here they are.
01:16:29So, we want to take the opportunity with the families together here to tell you something very special.
01:16:34I know.
01:16:35You two lovebirds are finally tying the knot.
01:16:37Party time, Dad.
01:16:39No, Mom. Not quite.
01:16:41No, I know what it is.
01:16:42When you're not doing concerts, you'll spend your vacations with us here in Brazil.
01:16:45No, Dad, that's not it either.
01:16:47Vacations have to be in Argentina.
01:16:50No, nothing like that.
01:16:51An even bigger event for fathers-in-law and mothers-in-law.
01:16:56Hmm?
01:16:58You're going to be grandparents!
01:17:00Oh!
01:17:02Sweetie, I can't believe it.
01:17:05Oh, so good to hear.
01:17:07Oh, so good to make me a great one.
01:17:09Yes, yes.
01:17:10Oh, thank you.
01:17:12I know.
01:17:12Congratulations.
01:17:13I love you, Dad.
01:17:14I love you, Dad.
01:17:16Congratulations, honey.
01:17:19You'll make a great dad, you hear me?
01:17:21Great dad.
01:17:22Thanks, Octavio.
01:17:23We're so happy for you.
01:17:25Which country will my grandson be born in?
01:17:31In Brazil, for sure.
01:17:32Here?
01:17:33Here?
01:17:33No, no, no.
01:17:34Not in Argentina.
01:17:35We've got the weather.
01:17:36It's wonderful here.
01:17:37Sun, beach, air.
01:17:40Very healthy.
01:17:40Too much sun is bad for each other.
01:17:42Bad for you, maybe.
01:17:44You're so pale.
01:17:45A little bit of sun turns you into a lobster.
01:17:47He's got to be born right here, yeah?
01:17:49With the expert surfer.
01:17:51We're born with the sunblock already on.
01:17:53Pé na areia, caipirinha, água de coco, a cervejinha.
01:17:59Pé na areia, água de coco, beira do mar.
01:18:05Pé na areia, caipirinha, água de coco, a cervejinha.
01:18:11Pé na areia, água de coco, beira do mar.
01:18:18Vamos, amor, vamos fugir, bora pra beira do mar.
01:18:22Vamos pra onde tá fazendo mais calor e ninguém pode nos achar.
01:18:29Verá do mar.
01:18:50Verá do mar.
01:18:52Verá do mar.
01:19:22Verá do mar.
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