Husband Split Home In Half With Tape

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5 months ago

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00:00That's right, stay on your side.

00:08What? What the side?

00:10Well, you are the one who suggested splitting everything in two, right?

00:14So I'm doing it?

00:16Or have you changed your mind?

00:20No. Your idiotic actions only prove me.

00:24I made the right decision.

00:26Great.

00:28That's right, so you stay on that side, I stay on this side.

00:34Crossing the line is forbidden, okay?

00:37Okay.

00:38Oh, and who crosses the line pays fine.

00:41Pays fine.

00:42Oh, yeah.

00:43Oh, why just a fine?

00:45Let's say whoever crosses loses all their possessions in the divorce.

00:53Deal?

00:54Yes! Great!

00:58You are trying to trick me, right?

01:03Nice try. I'm not that stupid.

01:06Sure, you are clever and smart.

01:09Oh, yeah.

01:10Too bad. The front door is on my side.

01:13How are you planning to leave the house?

01:20Damn.

01:25I'll climb out the window.

01:26And the bathroom is luckily on my side.

01:29You won't last long.

01:30Oh, that's fine.

01:32I'll just go to the neighbors because I can.

01:36Oh, yeah, you can.

01:38So, if this is my side, then your laptop is mine now.

01:46Oh, no.

01:47Oh, no.

01:49Hey!

01:52You crazy?

01:54I've got a quarterly report on that.

02:01Yeah.

02:03Oh.

02:07No.

02:08What I got here.

02:09No.

02:10No.

02:11No, please.

02:12No.

02:13No.

02:14No?

02:15Please.

02:16No.

02:17Yes!

02:18You never bought me a single dress in our marriage!

02:21Yay!

02:22And now you have the norm to destroy something so valuable to me.

02:25That's right.

02:27I'll get it back.

02:28Oh, yeah.

02:29Come on. Let's do it.

02:31What you gonna do?

02:32Oh, your boss. Probably something urgent.

02:39What?

02:40Yes, Mr. Matthews.

02:43Uh, come in? Oh, no. I can't come in.

02:45Why?

02:46Because your breath stings like a dead raccoon.

02:52Mr. Matthews!

02:53Are you crazy?

02:55Why did you do that?

02:56He's definitely going to fire me right now, you idiot!

02:59It takes one to know one!

03:01Oh, you!

03:03Oh, yeah, I'll hook him up.

03:05It's not for your bad ideas. No one would yell.

03:07Oh, really?

03:08He's probably hungry. Where is the bottle?

03:11I have no clue.

03:21Hey.

03:22There's something that's shaking.

03:23Don't go away.

03:28Looks like he is not hungry.

03:29Crossing the line lose for nothing.

03:33Because he wants to be...'d rocked.

03:35Because he wants to be rocked.

03:50I've always been better at that.

03:53May I?

03:54May I?

04:01What's up?

04:03You crossed the line.

04:05Yeah.

04:07For our baby, just like you did.

04:09We might have gone too far, right?

04:12I mean...

04:14Yeah, we might have a lot of differences, but...

04:18There's something we have that can't be divided.

04:22And that's the most beautiful thing.

04:25Yeah.

04:27Nothing.

04:31Don't be so literal.

04:39Kurt!

04:41Do you think this is funny?

04:46Don't you worry.

04:47I made 20 more copies of this.

04:49Way to get rid of me, yeah?

04:53You're going to regret the decision.

05:00Kurt!

05:03Kurt?

05:04Kurt?

05:05Kurt!

05:06Wake up!

05:07Kurt!

05:13My goodness.

05:14Kurt?

05:15Please, wake up!

05:16Ow.

05:17It hurts.

05:18It hurts.

05:25What happened?

05:28Where am I?

05:29Kurt, you fell and you must have hit your head hurt.

05:31Kurt.

05:33Kurt.

05:34Is that my name?

05:37Stop it, you're scaring me.

05:39Believe me, I'm scared too.

05:40I just woke up on the floor with no idea where or who I am.

05:46And...

05:47Who are you?

05:49I'm Mary.

05:51I'm...

05:54I'm your wife.

05:57Don't you remember anything?

05:58Nothing.

05:59No.

06:00I'm sorry.

06:01But I'm glad to have such a beautiful...

06:03wife.

06:14Feel nauseous?

06:15Dizzy?

06:17I did it first.

06:18But...

06:19Thanks to Mary.

06:20I feel much better now.

06:21Well, it's not look dangerous.

06:23Judging by the pupils, it's not even a conclusion.

06:26But...

06:27But he...

06:28Doesn't even remember his name.

06:30Well, that is what's so alarming.

06:33Everything looks fine outside, but what's inside, we don't know.

06:37Well, we need to do an MRI and a series of neurological tests.

06:41Yes.

06:46Philip?

06:49Yes.

06:50That's right.

06:51You...

06:52You recognize him.

06:56That's a very familiar face.

07:00Is that our baby?

07:02Yes.

07:06Yes, your eyes.

07:07Beautiful.

07:08Yes.

07:11Where is he?

07:12He...

07:13He's at my friend Stacy's.

07:15Why isn't he at home?

07:16I hate to interrupt, but you need to go to the hospital.

07:20Can I stay home today?

07:22I might be able to remember more.

07:23I already remembered my son.

07:26Probably I can.

07:27Kurt.

07:28You reconstruct the fragments.

07:29That's fine.

07:30But memory loss is a very serious symptom.

07:33I insist on hospitalization.

07:35Please.

07:36Let me stay.

07:37I know this man.

07:38I don't want to go anywhere with him.

07:40I'm scared.

07:42And you're the only one I trust.

07:51Doctor, let him stay home for now.

07:54If he gets worse, I'll bring him home.

07:56I promise.

07:57In this case, this is all your responsibility.

08:03Signs of waiver for hospitalization.

08:12Mmm.

08:13It's delicious.

08:16The tastiest thing I ever tried in my life.

08:18Oh.

08:19Oh.

08:20You probably always could have been like this.

08:23I just don't remember it.

08:25Oh, well.

08:26Well, it's good that you appreciate it now.

08:32Now?

08:33Oh.

08:36Never mind.

08:37Um.

08:38Please enjoy.

08:48Hi, Stace.

08:49Uh.

08:50How is Phil doing?

08:51Hello, dear.

08:52He's fine.

08:53Playing with my boy's video games.

08:55Their homework is done, so I let them.

08:57Oh, darling.

08:58Thanks so much for helping.

08:59No problem.

09:00I'm happy to take care of Phil while you're going through this divorce.

09:04You can expect anything from that psych occur.

09:08How is he, by the way?

09:13You're not gonna believe this, but...

09:16He's like a totally new person now.

09:19It's like...

09:21He rebooted.

09:23And now he's the man I used to love.

09:25He's so gentle and attentive and so grateful.

09:29Mary.

09:30You're not cancelling your divorce, are you?

09:35Honestly...

09:37I've been thinking about it.

09:38Mary!

09:39I know.

09:40I know, but...

09:42What if fate has given Kurt a chance to change?

09:44Mary, please.

09:46Don't let your sense of pity they cover.

09:48Yeah.

09:49Kurt might be sweet now, but...

09:52Don't forget how he's treated you the last few years.

09:56All right.

09:58All right, Stace.

09:59I'll be careful.

10:01Bye.

10:12Thank you for taking care of me.

10:14You're welcome.

10:15Don't walk.

10:19Mary, what is this?

10:26Are you leaving me?

10:30Oh, Kurt.

10:32This decision wasn't easy to make.

10:35But it just couldn't go on like this.

10:38What did I do wrong?

10:39You cheated on me.

10:42Repeatedly.

10:45And then you even had the nerve to bring girls right here.

10:50And also...

10:52You...

10:56You...

10:57You bit me.

10:58What?

11:00Did I raise my hand on you?

11:03Yeah.

11:04A few times.

11:05I...

11:06I even had to take days off so I wouldn't have to go to work with the princess.

11:10Just...

11:11I just can't believe...

11:13Mary, I...

11:15Did I really do this?

11:17Did I?

11:18Yeah.

11:20Idiot!

11:21Free!

11:22No, stop!

11:23Mary, don't do that!

11:24How dare you!

11:26How...

11:27How kind of wants to hurt a woman like you?

11:30I just...

11:31I just can't believe you.

11:33I'm so sorry, Mary.

11:35I don't know...

11:37How to earn your forgiveness.

11:39Mary, but I...

11:41I'm still...

11:42I'm begging.

11:43Mary, I'm begging.

11:45Please forgive me.

11:46Forgive me if you can.

11:48I'm sorry.

12:06Oh...

12:07I'm sorry.

12:08I didn't mean to scare you.

12:09Good morning, Kurt.

12:10Yeah?

12:11That's...

12:13Quite unexpected.

12:14I just wanted to thank you for your trouble.

12:18And it's the least I can do.

12:21Well...

12:23Oh!

12:24I almost forgot.

12:31I...

12:33I thought you...

12:35might like this.

12:37Here we go.

12:40These are my favorite flowers.

12:41These are my favorite flowers.

12:42Really?

12:44I don't know.

12:45I just...

12:46Just something inside told me and I...

12:48I made my decision.

12:51Okay.

12:56I want to give our relationship another chance.

12:59Oh, Mary...

13:04Is this true?

13:05Oh...

13:07Oh...

13:08Oh...

13:09Oh...

13:10I'm sorry.

13:12Sorry.

13:13Will you...

13:15Cancel the divorce?

13:19Yeah.

13:20Oh...

13:21Yeah, I will.

13:23I promise you...

13:25I'll never betray you to trust again.

13:35Oh...

13:55Damn.

13:57What an idiot am I.

14:06Hi, Doctor.

14:08I'd like to run some tests.

14:18Hello, honey.

14:19So...

14:20The results of your blood tests are ready.

14:21My blood?

14:22I didn't give any blood.

14:23Oh, yeah.

14:24You didn't.

14:25But the results show that you're a purebred pig.

14:27I don't understand what that means.

14:28How about now?

14:29It was pig's blood, huh?

14:30I know you're faking it.

14:31So you thought you could get away with it?

14:32You were wrong.

14:33And just so you know, the divorce is back on the...

14:34You're a mouse, woman.

14:35Remember, you'd have belonged to me with nobody.

14:36Good old Curtis back, huh?

14:37I really never went anywhere.

14:38And you're not getting any divorce and so many alimony.

14:39I don't need any money from you.

14:40You animal.

14:41You're vlogging me.

14:42You're vlogging me.

14:43I don't know.

14:44I don't know.

14:45I don't know.

14:46I don't know.

14:47I don't know.

14:48I don't know.

14:49I don't know.

14:50I don't know.

14:51I don't know.

14:52The divorce is in so many alimony.

14:53I don't need any money from you.

14:54You animal.

14:55You vlog in the cage.

14:57You will stay quiet?

15:00We will be in even bigger trouble.

15:11What the hell, huh?

15:12Let me go.

15:13Let me go now.

15:14What the hell do you think you're doing?

15:16Honey, you're the guys that sepals an alarm, but we're fine.

15:20I'm okay, Miss.

15:21I'm again, now. Now that he's in handcuffs.

15:25Backyard, I hope this is a moment you will never, ever forget.

15:28Marie, I'll be back.

15:30And you sleep with one eye open.

15:32You stupid Adley!

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