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00:00:00Each day is something new
00:00:30Each day is something new
00:00:35Each day is something new
00:00:39Each day is something new
00:00:47AHAH!
00:00:49Will you take a look at that?
00:00:51Pretty pathetic huh?
00:00:53Well you will never believe this but that robot you're looking at was once a meerkat
00:00:58And not just any meerkat that guy was an emperor a rich powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah
00:01:06This is his story well actually my story
00:01:10That's right. I'm that robot the name is Kuzco
00:01:15Emperor Kuzco. I
00:01:18Was the world's nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh
00:01:22Is that hard to believe look I tell you what you go back a ways, you know before I was a robot
00:01:27And this will all make sense
00:01:29All right, now see that's a little too far back. Oh
00:01:32Look at me. That's me as a baby
00:01:37You used to be modesty aside. I was pretty gorgeous
00:01:43Is that my binky? I love that binky. I haven't seen it in years. Oh, he was the most
00:01:50Beautiful baby in the whole world. He had a face like a hyena. Yeah, let's move ahead
00:01:57Oh
00:02:14Oh, yeah, there are despots and dictators political manipulators
00:02:19There are bluebirds with the intellects of bleep
00:02:23There are kings and catty tyrants who are so lacking in refinements
00:02:29Piggy daddy's shooting swinging from between
00:02:31He was born and raised to rule
00:02:35No one has ever been this cool
00:02:37In a thousand years of aristocracy
00:02:39In a thousand years of aristocracy
00:02:43An enigma and a mystery
00:02:45In Mesoamerican history
00:02:47The quintessence of perfection
00:02:49That is he
00:02:51Okay, this is the real me
00:02:53Not this
00:02:55This! Not this
00:02:57Winner
00:02:59See this palace
00:03:00Everyone in it is at my command
00:03:01Check this out
00:03:02Butler
00:03:03Chef
00:03:05Theme song guy
00:03:07Oh, yeah!
00:03:09He's the sovereign lord of the nation
00:03:11He's the hippest cat in creation
00:03:13He's the alpha, the omega, A to Z
00:03:17And this perfect world will stem
00:03:19And this perfect world will stem
00:03:21Around his every little whim
00:03:23Cause this perfect world begins and ends with
00:03:26Me!
00:03:27What's his name?
00:03:28Kusha!
00:03:32That's his name!
00:03:35He's the king of the world!
00:03:37Kusha!
00:03:39Then the hippo rocks!
00:03:41Kusha!
00:03:43Yeah!
00:03:45Did you have a nice day
00:03:47No!
00:03:48You threw off my groove!
00:03:50I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove
00:03:54But then he did this lovely painting
00:03:56And now he isn't grumpy anymore
00:03:58You were saying?
00:03:59What's his name?
00:04:00Kusha!
00:04:01What's his name?
00:04:02Kusha!
00:04:09What's his name?
00:04:13Did you hear him?
00:04:14What?
00:04:16Don't you know he's the king of the world?
00:04:20Oh, yeah!
00:04:24Ow!
00:04:28Ha!
00:04:29Boom, baby!
00:04:30Your highness
00:04:31It is time for you to choose your bride
00:04:33Alrighty
00:04:34Trot out the ladies
00:04:36Let's take a look-see
00:04:38Hate your hair
00:04:39Very funny
00:04:40Not likely
00:04:42Yikes
00:04:43What the heck?
00:04:44I've only got nine lives to lose
00:04:46Yikes, yikes
00:04:47Well, um...
00:04:48And...
00:04:49Let me guess...
00:04:50You have a great personality
00:04:51Is this really the best you could do?
00:04:53Oh, yes!
00:04:54Oh, no!
00:04:55I mean, perhaps...
00:04:56What is he babbling about?
00:04:58He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up
00:05:00It wasn't in a large section...
00:05:01Anyway...
00:05:02Still wondering about the
00:05:03Wilbot in the opening?
00:05:05Well...
00:05:06Let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life
00:05:10First...
00:05:11There's Pacha
00:05:13Ah, excuse me
00:05:14I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco
00:05:15You see...
00:05:16I-I got the summons
00:05:17Inside, up the stairs, and to the left
00:05:19Just follow the signs
00:05:21Oh...
00:05:22Great!
00:05:23Thanks a lot
00:05:25Uh...
00:05:26And don't be fooled by the folksy peasant look
00:05:28Oh!
00:05:30Uh...
00:05:31Pardon me...
00:05:32That's mine
00:05:33Oh, here you go
00:05:34Thank you
00:05:35You're welcome
00:05:36Oh, hey, are you alright?
00:05:37Oh, you're very kind
00:05:38What happened?
00:05:40I...
00:05:41I threw off the Emperor's groove
00:05:43What?
00:05:44His groove!
00:05:45The rhythm in which he lives his life
00:05:46His pattern of behavior
00:05:47I threw it off
00:05:48And the Emperor had me thrown out the window
00:05:51Oh...
00:05:52Really?
00:05:53I'm supposed to see him
00:05:54Don't throw off his groove!
00:05:56Oh, okay
00:05:57Be well, the groove
00:05:58Hey!
00:05:59Are you gonna be alright?
00:06:00Groove...
00:06:02You see what I mean?
00:06:03This guy's trouble
00:06:05But as bad as he is
00:06:06He is nothing compared to what's coming up next
00:06:08And why have you come here today?
00:06:11Well...
00:06:12Your Highness...
00:06:13I mean...
00:06:14Your Grace
00:06:15Okay, gang, check out this piece of work
00:06:17This is Yzma
00:06:18The Emperor's Advisor
00:06:20Living proof that
00:06:21I paid
00:06:22Animals once roamed the earth
00:06:24And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man
00:06:26Every decade or so, she gets a new one
00:06:28This year's model is called Kronk
00:06:30Yeah, I got that there, Yzma
00:06:37Yep, that's Kronk
00:06:39Now lately, Yzma's gotten into this bad habit of trying to run the country behind my back
00:06:44And I'm thinking, that's gotta stop
00:06:46It is no concern of mine whether your family has...
00:06:49What was it again?
00:06:50Um...
00:06:51Food
00:06:52Ha!
00:06:53You really should have thought of that before you became peasants
00:06:56We're through here
00:06:57Take him away
00:06:59NEXT!
00:07:00But I...
00:07:01Okay
00:07:06The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?
00:07:08Tell me about it
00:07:10Hi there
00:07:11Oh...
00:07:12Your Highness
00:07:13Uh...
00:07:14Oh...
00:07:15Uh...
00:07:16Uh...
00:07:17Uh...
00:07:18You were doing it again
00:07:19Doing?
00:07:20Oh...
00:07:21Doing what?
00:07:22Doing my job
00:07:23I'm the Emperor
00:07:24And you're the Emperor's Advisor
00:07:26Remember that?
00:07:27Uh...
00:07:28But Your Highness
00:07:29I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters
00:07:31Whoa
00:07:32Look at these wrinkles
00:07:35What is holding this woman together?
00:07:38What the...
00:07:39How long has that been there?
00:07:41Good thinking, Yzma
00:07:42What do you say, Kuzka?
00:07:43Whoa
00:07:44How convenient
00:07:45Well
00:07:46You know what they say
00:07:47When the student is ready
00:07:49The teacher appears
00:07:50That's it
00:07:51No more fortune cookies for you
00:07:53No touchy
00:07:54No touchy
00:07:55No touchy
00:07:56No touch
00:07:57Uh...
00:07:58Excuse me, Your Highness
00:07:59The village leader is here to see you
00:08:00Oh great, send him in
00:08:01Oh and...
00:08:02By the way, you're fired
00:08:03Fired?
00:08:04What do you mean, fired?
00:08:06Um...
00:08:07How else can I say it?
00:08:08You're being let go
00:08:10Your department is being downsized
00:08:11You're part of an outplacement
00:08:13We're going in a different direction
00:08:14We're not picking up your option
00:08:15Take your pick
00:08:16I got more
00:08:17But I...
00:08:18You...
00:08:19Uh...
00:08:20Ugh
00:08:21But...
00:08:22But Your Highness
00:08:23I have been nothing if not loyal to the Empire
00:08:25For...
00:08:26For...
00:08:27For many, many years
00:08:28Hey, everybody hits their stride
00:08:31You just hit yours 50 years ago
00:08:33So...
00:08:35So...
00:08:36Who's in my chair?
00:08:37Oh, oh, I know
00:08:38He's mine
00:08:39He's missing your chair, right?
00:08:40Very good, Kronk
00:08:42Here, get the snack
00:08:43Got it
00:08:46Okay, you heard the man
00:08:47Up, up, up
00:08:48Up, up, up
00:08:49I'm okay
00:08:50I'm fine
00:08:51I'm fine
00:08:52I'm fine
00:08:53Ah...
00:08:55Okay
00:08:56Shaman
00:08:57Uh...
00:08:59Afternoon, Your Highness
00:09:02I'm here because I received a summons to...
00:09:04Hey, there he is
00:09:05My main village man
00:09:07Um...
00:09:08Pacha
00:09:09Anyway, I...
00:09:10I got this summons
00:09:11Pacha
00:09:12That's right
00:09:13You are just the line I wanted to sit
00:09:15I am
00:09:16Word on the street is you can fix my problem
00:09:20Take courage, old pal
00:09:22I, your fearless friend
00:09:24Will find and rescue you
00:09:27You can fix my problem, can't you?
00:09:31Sure, I'll...
00:09:32Do what I can
00:09:33Good, good
00:09:34That's just what I wanted to hear
00:09:36Are you aware of just how important your village is to the Empire?
00:09:39Well, I know we grow the crops that you use here at the palace
00:09:42We also heard the llamas that you...
00:09:48My village?
00:09:49Oh, yeah
00:09:50You got a pretty sweet little set up there on top of that hill, don't you?
00:09:54Yeah?
00:09:55Yeah, my family has lived on that hilltop for the last six generations
00:10:00Uh-huh
00:10:01So tell me, where do you find you get the most sun?
00:10:05Oh, I'd say just on the other side of those trees
00:10:09When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sink
00:10:13Well, that settles it
00:10:15Really?
00:10:16Yep, problem solved
00:10:17Thanks for coming
00:10:18That's it?
00:10:19That's all you wanted me for?
00:10:21I just needed an insider's opinion before I okayed this spot for my pool
00:10:26Uh... your pool?
00:10:28Booyah!
00:10:29Welcome to Kuzco-topia
00:10:31My ultimate summer getaway, complete with water slide
00:10:35What?
00:10:36Isn't it great?
00:10:37It's my birthday gift to me
00:10:39I'm so happy
00:10:41Uh... uh... uh... uh...
00:10:44I don't understand how this could happen
00:10:46Well, let me clear it up for you
00:10:48At my birthday celebration tomorrow
00:10:50I give the word
00:10:51And your town will be destroyed
00:10:53To make way
00:10:54For this
00:10:59Oh... well... okay
00:11:00So, if I were you
00:11:01I'd pick up some change-of-address forms on the way home
00:11:04But, but, um...
00:11:05Where will we live?
00:11:07Hmm...
00:11:08Don't know, don't care
00:11:09How's that?
00:11:10Oh, but wait, you can't-
00:11:12Ow!
00:11:14Jesus, what was that for?
00:11:15when I give the word your little town thingy will be bye-bye bye-bye oh yeah
00:11:32everything was going my way or so I thought who does that ungrateful worm
00:11:42think he is does he a little to the left have any idea of who he's dealing with
00:11:50how could he do this to me why I practically raised him yeah you think he
00:11:56would have turned out better yeah go figure well it's better you're taking
00:12:00out your anger and these things instead of the real Coosco huh
00:12:06I'll get rid of Coosco the real Coosco of course the real Coosco don't you see
00:12:14it's perfect with him out of the way and no heir to the throne I'll take over and
00:12:20rule the Empire brilliant so how does that work with you being fired and all the
00:12:26only ones who know about that are three of us soon to be the two of us and I'm one
00:12:31of those two right to the secret lab hold the lever
00:12:37cronk
00:12:41why do we even have that level get out of my way
00:12:49please remain seated and keep your arms and legs in at all times
00:12:54faster faster
00:12:56Diva put your hands in the air
00:12:58whoo whoo whoo whoo
00:13:02ah how shall I do it oh I know I'll turn him into a flea a harmless little flea and then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box instead of another box and then I'll nail that box
00:13:19to myself and then it arrives
00:13:21I'll smash that
00:13:23Ripper hammer
00:13:25it's brilliant brilliant brilliant I tell you
00:13:27genius I say
00:13:31no
00:13:33or to save on postage
00:13:35I'll just poison him with this
00:13:37take it cronk
00:13:39oh feel the power
00:13:41oh I can feel it
00:13:43our moment of triumph approaches
00:13:45ha ha ha ha
00:13:47it's dinner time
00:13:59so is everything ready for tonight
00:14:01oh yeah I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad and then see how we feel after that
00:14:05not the dinner
00:14:07that you know
00:14:09oh right
00:14:11the poison the poison for Cusco
00:14:13the poison chosen specially to kill Cusco
00:14:15Cusco's poison
00:14:17that poison
00:14:19yes that poison
00:14:21gotcha covered
00:14:23excellent a few drops in his drink
00:14:25then I'll propose a toast
00:14:27and he will be dead before dessert
00:14:29it's a shame because it's gonna be delicious
00:14:31boom bam baby
00:14:33let's get to the grub
00:14:35I am one hungry king of the world
00:14:37so
00:14:39no hard feelings about being let go
00:14:41none whatsoever
00:14:43cronk
00:14:45get the emperor a drink
00:14:47drink
00:14:49right
00:14:51red
00:15:07your highness
00:15:09is something burning
00:15:11my spinach pus
00:15:13so
00:15:21he seems
00:15:22nice
00:15:23oh yes
00:15:25he is
00:15:26he's what
00:15:27in his
00:15:28late 20s
00:15:29I'm not sure
00:15:31saved him
00:15:33that's great
00:15:34good job
00:15:35very good job
00:15:36watch it
00:15:37they're still hot
00:15:38hmm
00:15:39hmm
00:15:40hmm
00:15:41hmm
00:15:42the emperor needs his
00:15:44drink
00:15:45right
00:15:46oh
00:15:47right
00:15:48hang on a second
00:15:53hey cronky everything okay back there
00:15:58oh
00:15:59oh
00:16:00oh
00:16:01uh
00:16:02the drinks were a bit on the
00:16:04hmm
00:16:05hmm
00:16:06hmm
00:16:07warm side
00:16:09haha
00:16:10hey did you see that sky today
00:16:12talk about blue
00:16:13haha
00:16:14yes cronk
00:16:15riveting
00:16:16a toast
00:16:17to the emperor
00:16:19long live
00:16:20Cusco
00:16:22don't take the war
00:16:24hmm
00:16:31ah
00:16:32tasty
00:16:37i think i got a bad grub
00:16:39i think i got a bad grub
00:16:40hmm
00:16:41hmm
00:16:42hmm
00:16:43hmm
00:16:44oh
00:16:45hmm
00:16:46hmm
00:16:47hmm
00:16:48hmm
00:16:49hmm
00:16:50hmm
00:16:51hmm
00:16:52finally
00:16:53ha ha ha
00:16:54good work cronk
00:16:55oh they're so easy to make i'll get you the recipe
00:16:57now
00:16:58to get rid of the body
00:16:59okay
00:17:01okay
00:17:02what were we saying
00:17:03uh
00:17:04uh
00:17:05we were just making a toast to your long and healthy rule
00:17:09right
00:17:10so what are you gonna do
00:17:12i mean you've been around here a long time and i really mean a long time
00:17:16um
00:17:17hmm
00:17:18i mean it might
00:17:19hmm
00:17:20be difficult
00:17:21for someone of your age
00:17:22adjusting to life in the private sector
00:17:24hey cronk
00:17:25can you top me off pal
00:17:26be a friend
00:17:27hehehe
00:17:28hehehe
00:17:29hehehe
00:17:30hehehe
00:17:31hehehe
00:17:32that's
00:17:33that's gonna be tough
00:17:34because you're
00:17:35whoa
00:17:36let's face it
00:17:37you're no spring chicken
00:17:38and i mean that in the best possible way
00:17:42what
00:17:43what
00:17:45he's supposed to be dead
00:17:47yeah
00:17:48weird
00:17:50let me see that vial
00:17:55this isn't poison
00:17:57this is extract of
00:18:01you know in my defense your poisons all look alike
00:18:04you might think about relabeling some of them
00:18:06take him out of town and finish the job now
00:18:11what about dinner
00:18:12cronk
00:18:13this is kind of important
00:18:15how about dessert
00:18:17well i suppose there's time for dessert
00:18:20and coffee
00:18:21alright
00:18:22a quick cup of coffee
00:18:24then take him out of town and finish the job
00:18:34guess where i am right now
00:18:35uh huh
00:18:36in the bag
00:18:37still think i'm not the victim here
00:18:39watch
00:18:40it gets better
00:18:44ugh he's doing his own theme music
00:18:56big dumb and tone deaf
00:18:58i am so glad i was unconscious for all of this
00:19:01we're not the
00:19:02the
00:19:03the
00:19:04the
00:19:06mission accomplished
00:19:08what
00:19:09what
00:19:10you're not just gonna let me die like that are you
00:19:20My shoulder angel.
00:19:22Don't listen to that guy.
00:19:24He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.
00:19:27I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks.
00:19:30I'll come off it.
00:19:31You'll come off it.
00:19:32You.
00:19:33You.
00:19:34You infinity.
00:19:37Listen up, big guy.
00:19:38I got three good reasons why you should just walk away.
00:19:41Number one.
00:19:42Look at that guy.
00:19:43He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
00:19:45We've been through this.
00:19:46It's a harp.
00:19:47And you know it.
00:19:48You're right.
00:19:49That's a harp.
00:19:50And that's a dress.
00:19:51Robe.
00:19:52Reason number two.
00:19:54Look what I can do.
00:19:55Ha ha ha!
00:19:56Music!
00:19:57To aid the digestion.
00:19:59Wait a minute.
00:20:00What?
00:20:01What does that have to do with it?
00:20:03No, no.
00:20:04He's got a point.
00:20:11Next stop, mouth, throat, stomach, intestine, and you guessed it.
00:20:16Green river.
00:20:17Whoa!
00:20:18Whoa!
00:20:19Whoa!
00:20:20Whoa!
00:20:21Whoa!
00:20:22Whoa!
00:20:29Listen, you guys.
00:20:30You're sort of confusing me.
00:20:32So, uh, be gone.
00:20:33Uh.
00:20:34Or, uh, you know.
00:20:35However I get rid of you guys.
00:20:36That'll work.
00:20:37Um, what's with the chimp and the bug?
00:20:52Can we get back to me?
00:20:53Oh, boy.
00:20:54Think, think, think.
00:20:55What to do?
00:20:56What to do?
00:20:57What do we do with the potty?
00:20:58Um, what am I gonna tell the village?
00:20:59Come on, Cracky.
00:21:00Come on, Cracky.
00:21:01Come on, Cracky.
00:21:02Come on, Cracky.
00:21:03Come on, Cracky.
00:21:04Come on, Cracky.
00:21:05Okay.
00:21:06What do I do?
00:21:07What do I do?
00:21:08What do I do?
00:21:09What do I do?
00:21:10Oh, boy.
00:21:11Oh, boy.
00:21:12Think, think, think.
00:21:13What to do?
00:21:14What do we do with the potty?
00:21:15What am I gonna tell the village?
00:21:18Come on, Cracky.
00:21:19Come on, Cracky.
00:21:20Okay.
00:21:21What do I do?
00:21:22What do I do?
00:21:23What do I do?
00:21:24No!
00:21:25All right, Cracky.
00:21:30Back double horses!
00:21:32O.
00:21:33O.
00:21:34Eh!
00:21:35Hey, you!
00:21:36Hey!
00:21:37Excuse, excuse!
00:21:38Stop!
00:21:39Hurt.
00:21:40Excuse, sorry about that..
00:21:41I have a ton.
00:21:42You with the car!
00:21:44Uh-oh!
00:21:45This is not good.
00:21:47I hope that doesn't come back to haunt me.
00:21:48Huh!
00:22:55Oh, look how much you've grown.
00:22:58What?
00:22:58People, get out of the way.
00:22:59It's my turn again.
00:23:00Measure me.
00:23:02Dad's home.
00:23:07Come here.
00:23:11Dad, I ate a bug today.
00:23:13Oh, is Mom baking again?
00:23:15Don't tell her I said that.
00:23:16I heard that.
00:23:18Okay, everybody, move aside.
00:23:20A lady with a baby coming through.
00:23:22Dad, Dad, Dad.
00:23:24Look at how big I am.
00:23:25We were all measured today.
00:23:27Oh.
00:23:27I'm going through a growth spurt.
00:23:29I'm as big as you were when you were me.
00:23:31Mm-hmm.
00:23:32You sure are.
00:23:33That's not as impressive as my loose tooth.
00:23:35See?
00:23:36Okay, okay, you two.
00:23:39Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home.
00:23:42Now say goodnight.
00:23:45Dad, do we have to?
00:23:50No, you two can stay up.
00:23:52We're just going to be sitting here telling each other how much we love each other.
00:23:55Right, honey?
00:23:56Ew, gross!
00:24:00Good night!
00:24:02So, what did the Emperor want?
00:24:05Oh, you know what?
00:24:07He couldn't see me.
00:24:08Couldn't see you?
00:24:09Why not?
00:24:10I don't know.
00:24:10Well, that's just rude.
00:24:12Well, he is the Emperor.
00:24:13I'm sure he's busy.
00:24:14No, no, no, no.
00:24:15Now, Emperor or no Emperor, it's called common courtesy.
00:24:18Honey?
00:24:18If that were me, I'd march right back there and demand to see him, and you know I would.
00:24:22Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.
00:24:24Gotcha, I'm fine.
00:24:25This baby's not coming for a while, but even if it was, I'd give that guy a piece of my mind.
00:24:30That kind of behavior, just, just...
00:24:32I gotta go wash something.
00:24:52Pacha, you okay?
00:24:54Hmm?
00:24:54Oh, yeah.
00:24:56I'm just a little tired from the trip.
00:24:58Um, I'm gonna go put Misty away.
00:25:01Hi.
00:25:14Hi.
00:25:15Excuse me.
00:25:16Two seconds here.
00:25:17Um, I'm the one in the car, remember?
00:25:19This story's about me, not him.
00:25:22Okay, you got it?
00:25:23All right, we're gonna move ahead.
00:25:24Sorry to slow you down.
00:25:25I got it.
00:25:26I got it.
00:25:26Oh, my God.
00:25:26Let's go.
00:25:27Shh.
00:25:28Uh...
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:28Yeah.
00:25:41Whoa.
00:25:41Uh...
00:25:44Where'd you come from, little guy?
00:25:46No touchy.
00:25:49Demon robot!
00:25:50Demon robot!
00:25:51Where?
00:25:55Hana, Hana, Hana!
00:25:57Oh!
00:25:59My head.
00:26:00Okay, Demon robot!
00:26:02Just take it easy.
00:26:04I mean you no harm.
00:26:06What are you talking about?
00:26:08Oh, wait.
00:26:09I know you.
00:26:10You're that whiny peasant.
00:26:13Emperor Kuzco?
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:16Who do you think you were talking to?
00:26:17The...
00:26:18How did...
00:26:20Um...
00:26:21You don't...
00:26:23Look like the emperor.
00:26:24What do you mean, I don't look like the emperor?
00:26:26Um...
00:26:27Um...
00:26:28Do this.
00:26:29What is this?
00:26:30Some kind of little game you country folk like to do?
00:26:32Yeah!
00:26:33It can't be!
00:26:34Ah!
00:26:36Ah!
00:26:37Ah!
00:26:38My face!
00:26:39My beautiful, beautiful face!
00:26:40What happened?
00:26:41Aw...
00:26:42Wait a minute.
00:26:43I remember you.
00:26:44I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was.
00:26:48And then you got mad at me.
00:26:50Oh!
00:26:52And you turned me into a robot!
00:26:54What?
00:26:55No, I did not.
00:26:56Yes!
00:26:57And then you kidnapped me!
00:26:58Why would I kidnap a robot?
00:26:59I have no idea.
00:27:00You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
00:27:02What?
00:27:04You're right.
00:27:05That's giving you way too much credit.
00:27:08Okay.
00:27:09I have to get back to the palace.
00:27:10Yzma's got that secret lab.
00:27:13I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back.
00:27:16Hey, you.
00:27:17No time to waste.
00:27:18Let's go.
00:27:19That's not gonna work.
00:27:20Hey, Tiny.
00:27:21I wanna get out of this body, wouldn't you?
00:27:23Now let's go.
00:27:24Build your summer house somewhere else.
00:27:27You wanna run that by me again?
00:27:31I can't let you go back unless you change your mind
00:27:34and build your summer home somewhere else.
00:27:38Hmm.
00:27:39I got a little secret for you.
00:27:40Come here.
00:27:41No, closer.
00:27:43I don't make deals with peasants.
00:27:46Then, I guess I can't take you back.
00:27:49Fine.
00:27:50I don't need you.
00:27:51I can find my own way back.
00:27:52I wouldn't recommend it.
00:27:53It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
00:27:56Nice try, pal.
00:27:57No, really.
00:27:58I'm telling you.
00:27:59There are jaguars and snakes and quicksands.
00:28:01I'm not listening.
00:28:02I'm not kidding.
00:28:03Listen.
00:28:04You cannot go in there.
00:28:07Still not listening.
00:28:11Fine.
00:28:12Fine.
00:28:13Go ahead.
00:28:14There's no Kuzco.
00:28:15There's no Kuzco-topia.
00:28:16There's no Kuzco-topia.
00:28:17Take care of my problem.
00:28:19Hmm.
00:28:26Hmm.
00:28:27Hmm.
00:28:31Ha!
00:28:32Ha!
00:28:33Ha!
00:28:34Ha!
00:28:35Ha!
00:28:36jungle right oh a leaf oh it might attack me oh it's a scary tree i'm afraid please never find
00:28:46my way i'm the emperor and as such i'm born with an innate sense of direction okay we're not
00:28:54okay that was the freakiest thing i've ever seen
00:29:10what do you want
00:29:20oh for me why i don't know what to say
00:29:25hit the road bucky
00:29:29ow
00:29:34oh
00:29:48Do you have a day?
00:29:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:52I got the thing.
00:29:53No, no, no, don't.
00:29:54Come back!
00:29:59Ha!
00:30:00Huh?
00:30:00No!
00:30:01No!
00:30:02No!
00:30:03No!
00:30:04No!
00:30:05No!
00:30:06No!
00:30:07No!
00:30:08No!
00:30:09No!
00:30:10No!
00:30:10No!
00:30:11No!
00:30:12No!
00:30:13No!
00:30:14No!
00:30:15No!
00:30:16No!
00:30:17No!
00:30:18No!
00:30:19No!
00:30:20No!
00:30:25You, killer.
00:30:26Robot.
00:30:29Whoa!
00:30:29Ha!
00:30:30Ha!
00:30:31Ha!
00:30:32Ha!
00:30:33Ha!
00:30:34Oh!
00:30:35Oh!
00:30:36Ha!
00:30:36Ha!
00:30:37Ah!
00:30:37Ha!
00:30:38Ha!
00:30:38Ha!
00:30:39Ha!
00:30:40Ha!
00:30:41Ha!
00:30:42Ha!
00:30:42Ha!
00:30:43Ha!
00:30:43Ha!
00:30:44Oh!
00:30:44Ha!
00:30:45Ha!
00:30:45Ha!
00:30:46Ah!
00:30:46Don't worry, Your Highness, I got you. You're safe now.
00:31:00Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
00:31:07No, no, no. It's okay. This is all right. We can figure this out.
00:31:14I hate you.
00:31:16No!
00:31:24No!
00:31:37I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
00:31:40Uh-oh.
00:31:41Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
00:31:44Yep.
00:31:45Sharp rocks at the bottom?
00:31:46Most likely.
00:31:47Bring it on.
00:31:49Boo-yah!
00:31:50Boo-yah!
00:31:52Boo-yah!
00:31:53Boo-yah!
00:31:54Boo-yah!
00:31:55Boo-yah!
00:31:57Boo-yah!
00:31:59Now that you're here, you will take me back to the palace.
00:32:19I'll have Yzma change me back, and then I'll start construction on Kuzco-topia.
00:32:24Oh, yeah.
00:32:26Okay, now look.
00:32:27I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
00:32:29Mm-hmm.
00:32:31I just think, if you really thought about it, you'd decide to build your home on a different hilltop.
00:32:36And why would I do that?
00:32:37Because, deep down, I think you'll realize that you're forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you.
00:32:44And that's... bad.
00:32:47Well, yeah.
00:32:51Nobody's that heartless.
00:32:53Hmm.
00:32:55Now take me back.
00:32:56What? Wait, wait! How can you be this way?
00:32:58All you care about is building your summer home and filling it with stuff for you!
00:33:02Uh, yeah, doi. Me.
00:33:04Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.
00:33:06You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the program.
00:33:09Eh, pacha?
00:33:10You know what?
00:33:11Someday you're gonna wind up all alone.
00:33:14And you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
00:33:16Thanks for that. I'll log that away.
00:33:18Now, for the final time, I order you to take me back to the palace.
00:33:22It looks to me like you're stuck out here.
00:33:25Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
00:33:31Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
00:33:34Ow!
00:33:38Well, jeez! What's that for?
00:33:40I didn't do anything. I...
00:33:41Somebody's throwing stuff.
00:33:44Are you gonna build a fire or what? What's going on?
00:33:47He's never gonna change his mind.
00:33:51How am I ever gonna get out of here?
00:33:53I...
00:34:07I...
00:34:07I just...
00:34:10I just...
00:34:24I just...
00:34:30I just...
00:34:32I just...
00:34:34And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince, taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his 18th birthday.
00:35:01Poor old guy.
00:35:03His legacy will live on in our hearts.
00:35:05I've never had a chance.
00:35:07For all eternity.
00:35:10Well, we ain't getting any deader.
00:35:13Back to work.
00:35:15Kronk, darling.
00:35:17I must admit you had me worried when you mixed up those poisons.
00:35:21But now that Kuzco is dead, all is forgiven.
00:35:25Oh, oh yeah, yeah.
00:35:27He's dead alright.
00:35:29He's dead alright.
00:35:31I mean, you can't get much deader than me.
00:35:33A dad is right now.
00:35:35Plus, of course, we killed him again.
00:35:37I suppose...
00:35:39Hey, look!
00:35:40The royal dresser's here.
00:35:41Kronk.
00:35:42I should tell you right now, I'm kinda hard to figure.
00:35:43Kronk?
00:35:44Kronk?
00:35:46I wear a 66 lawn, and a 31 waist.
00:35:50Kuzco is dead, right?
00:35:52Tell me Kuzco's dead.
00:35:53I need to hear these words.
00:35:55How do you need to hear all those words exactly?
00:35:59Or a 66 lawn or a 31 waist.
00:36:03Cusco is dead, right?
00:36:06Tell me Cusco's dead.
00:36:07I need to hear these words.
00:36:11Do you need to hear all those words exactly?
00:36:13You still believe?
00:36:15Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped.
00:36:18Cronk.
00:36:19Just thought I'd give you the heads up.
00:36:21In case Cusco ever came back.
00:36:23He can't come back?
00:36:24Yeah, that would be kind of awkward.
00:36:26Especially after that lovely eulogy.
00:36:29You think?
00:36:30You and I are going out to find him.
00:36:32If he talks, we are thrilled.
00:36:34Now let's move!
00:36:36Sam, look out!
00:36:38Tipo, what is it?
00:36:40I had a dream that Dad was tied to a lawn
00:36:42and was careening out of control
00:36:44down a raging river of death.
00:36:46All right, all right, it's okay.
00:36:48It was awful!
00:36:48It's okay, it's okay, Tipo.
00:36:50Calm down, it was just a dream.
00:36:52Your dad's fine.
00:36:53He just went back to see the Emperor.
00:36:57Oh, like you told him to
00:36:59because you're always right.
00:37:00That's right.
00:37:02Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama.
00:37:04Yeah, like that would ever happen.
00:37:06It could.
00:37:07Nuh-uh.
00:37:07Ye-ha.
00:37:08Nuh-uh.
00:37:09Ye-ha.
00:37:10Nuh-uh.
00:37:10Nuh-uh.
00:37:11Nuh-uh.
00:37:11Nuh-uh.
00:37:12Good night, you two.
00:37:14Night, Mom!
00:37:14Nuh-uh.
00:37:15Nuh-uh.
00:37:15Nuh-uh.
00:37:15Nuh-uh.
00:37:16uh hey
00:37:29thanks
00:37:35no no problem
00:37:38feels like wool
00:37:42yeah
00:37:43alpaca
00:37:44oh yeah it is
00:37:46oh yeah i thought so
00:37:48it's nice
00:37:50my wife made it
00:37:52oh she knits
00:37:53crochets
00:37:54crochets nice
00:37:56thanks
00:37:58you'll learn to love them
00:38:00so
00:38:06so i was thinking that
00:38:09when i got back to the city
00:38:11we'd uh
00:38:13i mean there's lots of hilltops
00:38:15and maybe i might you know
00:38:16i might
00:38:18are you
00:38:19saying
00:38:20you've changed your mind
00:38:23oh well i i
00:38:24because you know that means
00:38:26you're doing something nice
00:38:28for someone else
00:38:29no i know that i know
00:38:31and you're all right with that
00:38:32yes
00:38:34yes
00:38:34what
00:38:41don't shake
00:38:45unless you mean it
00:38:47all right
00:38:55let's get you back to the palace
00:38:59oh by the way
00:39:02thanks
00:39:02no
00:39:04thank you
00:39:06okay
00:39:20once we cross this bridge
00:39:21it's only an hour to the palace
00:39:23good because believe it or not
00:39:24i think i need a bath
00:39:25i believe it
00:39:26what was that
00:39:27nothing
00:39:27no i don't think i will
00:39:41you're gonna leave me here
00:39:42well i was gonna have you in prison for life
00:39:44but i kind of like this better
00:39:46i thought you were a changed man
00:39:48oh come on i had to say something to get you to take me back to this city
00:39:51so all of it was a lie
00:39:53well yeah
00:39:54no way
00:39:55oh yeah
00:39:58yeah
00:39:58it all was a lie
00:39:59toodles
00:40:00we shook hands on it
00:40:03you know
00:40:07the funny thing about shaking hands is
00:40:09you need hands
00:40:10okay
00:40:12buh-bye
00:40:13are you okay
00:40:16you all right
00:40:17yeah
00:40:18yeah i think i'm all right
00:40:20good
00:40:20that's for going back on your
00:40:23promise
00:40:24yeah
00:40:25yeah
00:40:25that's for kidnapping me and taking me to your village
00:40:28which i'm still gonna destroy by the way
00:40:30no touching
00:40:32why did i risk my life for a selfish brat like you
00:40:36i was always taught that there was some good in everyone
00:40:38but oh you proved me wrong
00:40:40oh boo-hoo
00:40:41now i feel really bad
00:40:42bad llama
00:40:43i could have let you die up there in that jungle
00:40:45and then all my problems will be over
00:40:47well that makes you ugly and stupid
00:40:49let's end this
00:40:51ladies first
00:40:52what are we gonna do
00:41:05what are we gonna do
00:41:19what are we gonna do
00:41:22we're gonna die
00:41:23we're gonna die
00:41:25that's it for me
00:41:26no we're not
00:41:28calm down
00:41:29i have an idea
00:41:30give me your arm
00:41:31okay
00:41:33now the other one
00:41:35when i say go
00:41:37push against my back
00:41:39and we'll walk up the hill
00:41:41ready
00:41:42go
00:41:43ow
00:41:44you did that on purpose
00:41:46ah
00:41:47no i didn't
00:41:48now we're gonna have to work together to get out of this
00:41:51so follow my lead
00:41:53ready
00:41:53right foot
00:41:54who's right
00:41:55you're right
00:41:56or mine
00:41:56i don't care
00:41:57mine
00:41:58well why yours
00:41:59okay you're right
00:42:00ready
00:42:00okay got it
00:42:01okay
00:42:02right
00:42:03left
00:42:04right
00:42:05look we're moving
00:42:07don't look down
00:42:10now stay with me
00:42:11stay with me
00:42:12right
00:42:13left
00:42:14right
00:42:15left
00:42:16right
00:42:16left
00:42:17right
00:42:18now
00:42:20what
00:42:21genius
00:42:22working on it
00:42:24okay
00:42:25here's the deal
00:42:26stretch out your neck
00:42:28and i'll grab the rope
00:42:30how do i know you won't let me fall after you grab the rope
00:42:33you're just gonna have to trust me
00:42:36you know
00:42:39it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy
00:42:42or this would be really difficult
00:42:44almost
00:42:46it's stuck
00:42:50take your time
00:42:52no hurry here
00:42:53scorpion
00:42:56good dog
00:42:58oh no
00:43:00oh no
00:43:04oh no
00:43:05oh no
00:43:07oh
00:43:09oh
00:43:11oh
00:43:13oh
00:43:15look at me and my bad self
00:43:32uh-huh
00:43:32uh-huh
00:43:33uh-huh
00:43:33uh-huh
00:43:34uh-huh
00:43:35you just saved my life
00:43:37huh
00:43:38so
00:43:41i knew it
00:43:41knew what
00:43:42that there is some good in you after all
00:43:44i know
00:43:44admit it
00:43:45wrong
00:43:45yes there is
00:43:46nuh-uh
00:43:46i think there is
00:43:47nuh-uh
00:43:48hey you could have let me fall
00:43:49come on what's the big deal
00:43:50nobody's that heartless
00:43:51huh
00:43:52yeah don't read too much into it
00:43:55it was a one-time thing
00:43:57right
00:43:58sure
00:43:58well
00:44:00better get going
00:44:01with that bridge out
00:44:03it's a four-day walk to the palace
00:44:04what
00:44:06you mean you're still taking me back
00:44:08i shook on it didn't i
00:44:09well
00:44:10yeah but i hope you realize that doesn't change a thing
00:44:13i'm still building kuzcotopia when i get back
00:44:16well four days is a long time
00:44:17who knows
00:44:18maybe you'll change your mind
00:44:19uh-huh
00:44:20four days
00:44:22what are the chances of you carrying me
00:44:24not good
00:44:25no no no we've searched every village surrounding the palace and still no sign of kuzco
00:44:34where is he
00:44:36kronk
00:44:37kronk here
00:44:39i'm getting tired
00:44:40pull over
00:44:41sure thing
00:44:42kronk out
00:44:42perfect
00:44:55these are my best shoes
00:44:58i hate this jungle
00:45:02oh look
00:45:05a golden started small reward
00:45:07there's one more for exotic bird bingo
00:45:10i am loving this
00:45:12yeah tell me about it
00:45:27no no
00:45:30it's not you
00:45:30she's not the easiest person to get close to
00:45:33there's a wall there
00:45:34trust me
00:45:35are you talking to that squirrel
00:45:37i was a junior chipmunk
00:45:39and i had to be versed in all the woodland creatures
00:45:42please continue
00:45:43why me
00:45:48why me
00:45:50it doesn't always have to be about you
00:45:52this poor little guy's had it rough
00:45:54seems the talking llama gave him a hard time the other day
00:45:58he doesn't really want to talk to you
00:46:07well then you ask him
00:46:09hate being in the middle
00:46:12squeaky
00:46:13squeak squeaker
00:46:14squeaking
00:46:15jaguars
00:46:19no kidding
00:46:19brutal
00:46:20oh
00:46:27could you give us a little room here
00:46:29sorry
00:46:31a little bit more
00:46:34please
00:46:35how is this
00:46:38yeah that's good
00:46:39now ask him which way the talking llama went
00:46:43ah squeaky squeak
00:46:45squeaking
00:46:47Oh!
00:46:58Low blood sugar, huh?
00:47:00Yeah, it's a curse.
00:47:02Well, as soon as we get something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way.
00:47:16Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut, home of the mug...
00:47:22...of meat. What'll it be?
00:47:25We'll have two specials. Is that all right, dear?
00:47:29Oh, whatever you say, Pumpkin, you know what I like.
00:47:32We're on our honeymoon.
00:47:34Bless you for coming out in public.
00:47:37So that's two specials.
00:47:40And an onion log. To split.
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:45Ordering, I need two heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop.
00:47:49Oh!
00:47:52Okay, so I'll admit this was a good idea.
00:47:55When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
00:47:58Well, that's funny.
00:47:59Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars,
00:48:03lying to me to take you back to the palace, were all really bad ideas.
00:48:06Oh, yeah, anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
00:48:09Hot and crispy pill bug for the happy couple. Mazel tov.
00:48:15Shh.
00:48:19Oh, boy.
00:48:28Oh, here. Let me get that for you.
00:48:30Bag!
00:48:32Where you going?
00:48:34I'm just gonna slip into the kitchen and have a word with the chef.
00:48:37You're gonna get us thrown out.
00:48:39Please.
00:48:40With this disguise, I'm invisible.
00:48:49We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long.
00:48:52That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.
00:48:55I should have gone away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance.
00:49:02Oh, you really gotta stop beating yourself up about that.
00:49:05Oh.
00:49:07Uh-oh.
00:49:08I'll get you another one there, Yzma.
00:49:10Yo.
00:49:11Who, uh, using that fork, pal?
00:49:13Hey, don't I know you?
00:49:14Oh, I don't think so.
00:49:16Wrestleed you in high school.
00:49:17I don't remember that, no.
00:49:18No? Metal shot?
00:49:19Oh, no.
00:49:20Oh, I got it. Miss Narca's interpretive dance.
00:49:21Two semesters.
00:49:22First, I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
00:49:25Come on, pal. You gotta help me out here.
00:49:26Uh, no, look.
00:49:27I don't think we've ever met, but, uh, look.
00:49:29I gotta go.
00:49:30Don't worry. I'll think of it.
00:49:31Look, all I know is the food looked iffy.
00:49:33All right?
00:49:34And I'm not the only one who thinks that, I'm sure.
00:49:36Hey!
00:49:37So I'm just checking to make sure you're gonna take the main course up a notch.
00:49:41Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
00:49:44Hang on. I'll go ask the chef.
00:49:46It's a simple question.
00:49:47Is there or is there not anything edible on this menu?
00:49:52Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet.
00:49:55Hey, pal. What's your policy on making special orders?
00:49:58All right, buster. That's it.
00:50:00You want a special order? Then you make it.
00:50:02I quit.
00:50:03Don't I?
00:50:04You know, I try and I try.
00:50:05There's just no respect for anyone with vision.
00:50:07That's it. There's just nothing I can do about it.
00:50:09Wait a second, please don't go.
00:50:10Water range, eight-four combos, extra bacon on the side,
00:50:13two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings,
00:50:16a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout.
00:50:19You got all that honey?
00:50:22Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of grandma's breakfast,
00:50:24and change the bull to a gill.
00:50:25Got it.
00:50:26What's going on?
00:50:27There's no time to explain.
00:50:28We gotta get out of here.
00:50:30What is he doing in there?
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:37In a minute. I'm still hungry.
00:50:38Oh, cool.
00:50:39Okay, I'll make it simple for you.
00:50:41I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast.
00:50:43You got it?
00:50:44Can do.
00:50:45What's taking so long?
00:50:47Pick up.
00:50:48Cronk!
00:50:49What are you doing?
00:50:50Kinda busy here.
00:50:51Why am I not surprised?
00:50:52The order's up.
00:50:53Oh.
00:50:54Oh well.
00:50:56While you're at it, make me the special.
00:50:58And hold the gravy.
00:50:59Check.
00:51:00Pick up.
00:51:01You know what?
00:51:02On second thought, make my omelet a meat pie.
00:51:03Meat pie.
00:51:04Check.
00:51:05Cronk!
00:51:06Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
00:51:08I'll have to charge you full price.
00:51:10Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?
00:51:12You got it.
00:51:13You want cheese on those potatoes?
00:51:14Thank you, Cronk.
00:51:15Cheddar will be fine.
00:51:16Cheddar spuds, coming up.
00:51:17Spudsy-ass cheese now.
00:51:18Hold the cheese.
00:51:19No, I want the cheese.
00:51:20Cheese it is.
00:51:21Cheese me no likey.
00:51:22Cheese out.
00:51:23Cheese in!
00:51:24Oh, come on. Make up your mind.
00:51:25Okay, okay. On second thought, make my potatoes a salad.
00:51:31Well, that's how it worked for you, right?
00:51:35Excuse me.
00:51:36You think it was a piece of cake?
00:51:38No problem, hon.
00:51:39We do that all the time.
00:51:46One, two, three, four!
00:51:47Happy, happy birthday, I'm all about to you.
00:51:49We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too.
00:51:52Happy, happy birthday, and all your dreams are true.
00:51:54We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too.
00:51:56It's your birthday!
00:51:59What are you doing?
00:52:01Look, there's two people in there looking for you.
00:52:03What?
00:52:06Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?
00:52:08Oh, yeah.
00:52:09That's Eastman Crunk!
00:52:10I'm saved!
00:52:11Trust me, they're not here to save you.
00:52:13They'll take me back to the palace.
00:52:14Thanks for your help.
00:52:15You've been great.
00:52:16I can take it from here.
00:52:17No, no, you don't understand.
00:52:18They're trying to kill you.
00:52:20Kill me?
00:52:21Their whole world revolves around me.
00:52:22No, I can't let you.
00:52:23What?
00:52:24What?
00:52:25Oh, oh, I get it.
00:52:27What?
00:52:28You don't want to take me back to the palace.
00:52:30You want to keep me stranded out here forever.
00:52:32No!
00:52:33This has all been an act and I almost fell for it.
00:52:35Will you just listen to-
00:52:36No, no.
00:52:37You listen to me.
00:52:38All you care about is your stupid hilltop.
00:52:40What?
00:52:41You don't care about me.
00:52:42Now just get out of here.
00:52:43Go!
00:52:44But-
00:52:45Get out of here!
00:52:46Fine!
00:52:47Ugh!
00:52:48This entire mess is all your fault.
00:52:51What'd I do?
00:52:52If you hadn't mixed up those poisons, Kuzco would be dead now.
00:52:56There'd be no more diversions until we track that llama down and kill him!
00:53:01Said I was sorry.
00:53:02Can't just let it go.
00:53:03Not even on your birthday.
00:53:05Kuzco must be eliminated.
00:53:07The Empire will finally be rid of that useless slug.
00:53:10Well, you got a point.
00:53:12No one really seems to care that he's gone, do they?
00:53:14Pacha!
00:53:15They can't do that.
00:53:16They can't do that.
00:53:17Pacha!
00:53:20Pacha!
00:53:21Pacha!
00:53:35Pacha!
00:53:37Pacha!
00:53:38Pacha!
00:53:39so this is where you came in see just like i said i'm the victim here
00:54:08i didn't do anything and they ruined my life and took everything i had hey give it a rest up there
00:54:12will you what i'm just telling them what happened who are you kidding pal they saw the whole thing
00:54:18they know what happened well yeah but but leave me alone
00:54:37the peasant hit the diner
00:54:53it's the peasant who i saw leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with kuzco in the back
00:55:12of his card he must have taken him back to his village so if we find the village we find him
00:55:17and if we find him we find kuzco oh yeah it's all coming together
00:55:23he's mine
00:55:25what oh this hat better be good
00:55:35excuse me excuse me i'm kind of new around here
00:55:46hey hey
00:55:49you're a good-looking group you like to run
00:55:55welcome to the herd me in the herd i've always wanted to be part of a herd it's one for
00:56:01all
00:56:11oh
00:56:13whoa
00:56:15tada that guy's got talent
00:56:20bet you haven't seen that one before hey let's all give it a try yeah let's do it
00:56:26it's not all you want to but it's gonna take years of practice and you're never gonna quite get
00:56:31a tight stream until you build up your lip muscles to the point where you can hurt your lips like
00:56:37this you got it
00:56:58how did you you guys got it right out the box if you can do it we can do it what's in our blood
00:57:04i always thought i was a little bit unique we are unique hey we are like a boss of nature a
00:57:11million points of night and dark stripes exactly the same exactly the same
00:57:27do you believe that you know call me crazy for following this guy all the way out here
00:57:32but as much as he tries to deny it i know there's some good in him besides i couldn't just leave him
00:57:38out here all alone
00:57:47hey listen watcha you know what i said to you back at the diner that i i i didn't really hey it's okay
00:58:04okay so
00:58:10yes
00:58:14okay we're just gonna stop at the house and get some supplies and we'll be on our way right right
00:58:19hey there patcha hey you know you just missed your relatives my relatives yeah we just sent them
00:58:23up to your house what did they look like
00:58:25who was that well how would you describe her hey scary beyond all reason yeah that's it
00:58:35so remind me again how you're related to patcha why i miss third cousin's brother's wife stepniece's
00:58:41great aunt
00:58:44twice removed uh-huh isn't that right crunk
00:58:4999 monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head
00:58:55you know i am so sorry that you had to come all this way but uh-huh as i said to you before
00:59:01you may recall patcha is not here i'll be sure in time you came by oh would you please that would be
00:59:07just great oops silly me no no allow me
00:59:19she's hiding something when i give the word we search the house okay but i still have 94 monkeys to
00:59:24go
00:59:26so while we're waiting for paca patcha yeah oh yes um perhaps we can have a tour of your lovely home
00:59:34you know why don't you just come back when patcha gets home i'm sure he'd love to show you the
00:59:41whoa excuse me won't you i think i left something in the oven
00:59:45this is my variation of double dutch on the signal we switch places truck it's time okay
00:59:53so we have to get back to the palace find the lab and change it back hi there
01:00:00that was him whoops
01:00:03you know what i don't believe you're really my great aunt you're more like my great great great go i'll
01:00:10stall them long enough for you two to get a head start thanks honey you have a lovely wife
01:00:15they're both very pretty great great great great great all right are you through great great aunt so
01:00:24where were we listen sister we are not leaving i show you the house of course hey was it a good idea
01:00:30to leave your family with those two oh don't worry they can handle themselves what do you mean the door
01:00:35is stuck try jiggling the handle there is no handle in here there's not are you sure all right i've had
01:00:43enough of this tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground uh don't you
01:00:48mean or tell us where the talking llama is oh we'll burn your house to the ground well which is it that
01:00:55seems like a pretty crucial conjunction that's it break the door down break it down don't you kidding me
01:01:02this is and carved mahogany i don't care you fool get out of my way i'll break it down myself
01:01:08oh one okay kids you know what to do two right mom
01:01:16okay children on your mark get set go
01:01:30oh there they go crunk they're getting away
01:01:40well i had a great time let's not wait until the next family reunion to get together
01:01:49i uh i gotta run
01:02:10okay
01:02:16i
01:02:18i
01:02:20i
01:02:22i
01:02:24i
01:02:26i
01:02:28i
01:02:30i
01:02:32i
01:02:34Okay, why does she even have that lever?
01:03:04What does it look like?
01:03:17I don't know, just keep looking.
01:03:19Over here, it has to be one of these.
01:03:22Lions, tigers, bears.
01:03:24Oh my.
01:03:26Looking for this?
01:03:30No, it can't be.
01:03:32How did you get back here before us?
01:03:36How did we, Kronk?
01:03:38Well, you got me.
01:03:39By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
01:03:41Oh well, back to business.
01:03:43Okay, I admit it.
01:03:45Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been, but he's my...
01:03:48Do you really want to kill me?
01:03:50Just think of it as you're being let go.
01:03:53That your life's going in a different direction.
01:03:55That your body's part of a permanent out-placement.
01:03:59Hey, that's kind of like what he said to you when you got fired.
01:04:02I know, it's called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you.
01:04:07I can't believe this is happening!
01:04:09Then I bet you weren't expecting this.
01:04:11No!
01:04:12No!
01:04:13Ha ha!
01:04:14Ah.
01:04:15Oh, okay.
01:04:16Ha ha!
01:04:17Finish them all.
01:04:20Hey, you're not backing down now, are you big guy?
01:04:24Uh, where's the other guy?
01:04:27Who said that?!
01:04:28No!
01:04:29I'm sorry, I'm late.
01:04:30Oh, what'd I miss?
01:04:31Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to, you know, take them out.
01:04:35And then this guy popped up, and then we waited for you.
01:04:38And, quite honestly...
01:04:39Kronk!
01:04:40Why did I think you could do this?
01:04:42This one simple thing.
01:04:44It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
01:04:45Whoa, now.
01:04:46A really, really big, stupid monkey named Krak!
01:04:49Ouch.
01:04:50And do you want to know something else?
01:04:52I've never liked your spinach puffs.
01:04:54Never!
01:04:59That's it.
01:05:00She's going down.
01:05:01Now, now, remember guys.
01:05:02From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
01:05:09That'll work.
01:05:17Strange.
01:05:18That usually works.
01:05:19And so does this.
01:05:20Ha!
01:05:21Should've seen that coming.
01:05:22Whoa!
01:05:23Huh?
01:05:32Give me that fire!
01:05:33Oh!
01:05:34Oh!
01:05:35Oh!
01:05:36Oh!
01:05:37Ah!
01:05:38Ah!
01:05:39Ah!
01:05:40Ah!
01:05:41Ah!
01:05:56KILL THEM! THEY MURDERED THE EMPEROR!
01:06:00No wait, I'm the emperor! It's me, Kuzco!
01:06:02They're not listening to me!
01:06:04Just take them all!
01:06:14GET THEM!
01:06:18Can I go home?
01:06:19You're excused.
01:06:23Anyone else?
01:06:24No, we're good.
01:06:26GET THEM!
01:06:27Gotta change your back!
01:06:29Try this one!
01:06:32Uh, Pacha? A little help?
01:06:37Come on, come on!
01:06:46Oh, please be something with wings!
01:06:51Yeah, we're flying!
01:06:54Uh oh!
01:07:00We're not getting anywhere with you picking the vials!
01:07:02I'm picking the next one!
01:07:03Fine by me!
01:07:04Give me now!
01:07:07Don't you say a word!
01:07:14Quick! Drain the canal!
01:07:17Open up!
01:07:18Wait...
01:07:19There they go! After them!
01:07:20Come on, man! Nobody lives forever!
01:07:25Yeah!
01:07:26Mm!
01:07:30Yeah!
01:07:32Yeah!
01:07:34There they go! After them!
01:07:36C'mon, man! Nobody lives forever!
01:07:38And it lives forever!
01:07:58Okay, only two left. It's gotta be one of these.
01:08:08I'll take that.
01:08:19This is the one. This will change it back to a human.
01:08:22No!
01:08:24No!
01:08:25No!
01:08:26Whoa!
01:08:31Ah!
01:08:32Oh!
01:08:36Drink the potion!
01:08:38Okay, okay.
01:08:40Where did it go? Where is it?
01:08:42Looking for this.
01:08:44Is that my voice?
01:08:46Is that my voice?
01:08:48Oh well.
01:08:50No! Do you drop it?
01:08:51I'm not going to drop it, you fool.
01:08:53I'm going to drink it.
01:08:55And once I turn back into my beautiful self,
01:08:58I'm going to kill you!
01:09:01I'maka!
01:09:02He's dead.
01:09:03I'm not going to eat!
01:09:04He's dead
01:09:05He's dead
01:09:06Uh-oh!
01:09:07You're dead
01:09:09He's dead
01:09:10He's dead
01:09:11He's dead
01:09:12Ah-oh
01:09:13Oh!
01:09:15Come on, he's dead
01:09:16See him in the room!
01:09:17So he's dead
01:09:18He's dead
01:09:19He's dead
01:09:20Long, he's dead
01:09:21That's what he's dead
01:09:22God!
01:09:24Kuzco!
01:09:28Kuzco!
01:09:32Kuzco!
01:09:34Kuzco!
01:09:36Be right there, give me a minute!
01:09:38Kuzco!
01:09:40Kuzco!
01:09:42KUZCO!
01:09:44KUZCO!
01:09:46KUZCO!
01:09:48KUZCO!
01:09:50KUZCO!
01:09:52KUZCO!
01:09:54KUZCO!
01:09:56KUZCO!
01:09:58KUZCO!
01:10:00KUZCO!
01:10:02For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!
01:10:04You know pal, you could've told me that before I set it up.
01:10:10KUZCO!
01:10:12KUZCO!
01:10:14Um?
01:10:16Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:10:23Leviathan!
01:10:25You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
01:10:28Now ya fuck!
01:10:44I win.
01:10:52What are the odds that trapdoor lead me out here?
01:11:03Here, let me get this for you.
01:11:08Well, see you on the other side.
01:11:14Oh, now you, you, you stop being so hard on yourself.
01:11:24All is forgiven.
01:11:25You're sure?
01:11:26Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won't be the last.
01:11:30What can I say?
01:11:31I'm a rebel.
01:11:32Oh, Tiger.
01:11:34Oh, hey, I gotta use that arm later.
01:11:36Okay, buddy, take care.
01:11:39Uh, goodbye.
01:11:40He's a sweet guy.
01:11:44So, you lied to me.
01:11:55I did?
01:11:56Yeah.
01:11:57You said when the sun hits this ridge just right, these hills sing.
01:12:01Well, pal, I was dragged all over those hills, and I did not hear any singing.
01:12:05So, I'll be building my summer home on a more magical hill.
01:12:18Couldn't pull the wool over your eyes, huh?
01:12:20No, no, I'm sharp.
01:12:21I'm on it.
01:12:22Looks like you and your family are stuck on the tuneless hilltop forever, pal.
01:12:26If it's important to you, we're with you to the end.
01:12:29You think you know a guy.
01:12:35You know, I'm pretty sure I heard some singing on the hill next to us.
01:12:40In case you're interested.
01:12:46Ha!
01:12:47Boom, baby!
01:12:48Ha!
01:12:49Boom, baby!
01:12:50You'd be the coolest dude in the nation, or the hippest captain creation, but if you
01:12:59ain't got friends and nothing's worth a fuss, a perfect world will come to be, when everybody
01:13:07here can see, that a perfect world begins and ends, a perfect world begins and ends, a perfect
01:13:13world begins and ends with us!
01:13:15My acorn is missing.
01:13:18Squeak squeakin', squeak squeakity.
01:13:20Did you eat the acorn?
01:13:22Squeaker squeak squeak squeakin'.
01:13:24You owe me a new acorn.
01:13:26Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeakers.
01:13:30Squeakin'.
01:13:31I'm so proud of you guys.
01:13:33Olay!
01:13:33I'm so proud of you guys.
01:13:38In the quiet time of evening, when the stars assume their passion and the day has made its
01:13:52And we wondered just what happened to the life we knew
01:14:03Before the world changed when not a thing ahead was true
01:14:11But you were kind to me, but you reminded me
01:14:19That the world is not my playground
01:14:27There are other things that matter
01:14:33But it simply needs protecting
01:14:39My illusions all would shatter
01:14:43But you stay in my corner
01:14:51The only world I know is upside down
01:14:57And now the world I dream
01:15:03You see the battles in the big sky
01:15:09Those constellations look like you and I
01:15:15Just like the battles in the big sky
01:15:21We could be lost, we could refuse to try
01:15:26But you were made it through
01:15:29In the dark night
01:15:33What those lucky guys should have to be?
01:15:39But that unusual blend
01:15:42Of my funny friend man
01:15:51I'm not as clever as I thought I was
01:15:57I'm not the boy I used to be because
01:16:03You showed me something different
01:16:05You showed me something pure
01:16:09I would sleep so searching
01:16:11But I was really never sure
01:16:13But you stayed
01:16:17And you called my name
01:16:19And you called my name
01:16:20And I would've walked out on a loud game
01:16:24And you could've made it through
01:16:29But you're funny friend man
01:16:32You see the battles in the big sky
01:16:37Those constellations look like you and I
01:16:43That time you planned it on a bigger guy
01:16:49I don't know whether I should have or not
01:16:55You just like the battles in the big sky
01:17:00We'll be together
01:17:01We'll be together
01:17:03Till the end of the sky
01:17:05You don't know
01:17:07You don't know the answer
01:17:09Or the reason why
01:17:11We'll stick together
01:17:13We'll stick together
01:17:14We'll stick together
01:17:15Till the end of the sky
01:17:17And if I had to do this all a second time
01:17:23I won't complain
01:17:26I'll make a fuss
01:17:28Would the angels sound
01:17:33But that unlikely blue
01:17:36Are those two funny friends
01:17:40That's us
01:17:41That's us
01:17:42That's us
01:17:43That's me
01:17:44That's me
01:17:45I'll not have to bother
01:17:46Not really
01:17:47Yeah, too
01:17:48That's us
01:17:49That's us
01:17:50I love to mention
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