00:00you're johnny cage i loved citizen cage when i was a kid
00:08thanks man i appreciate it they should do a reboot nobody wants that
00:15went out in the 90s johnny cage you have been chosen to fight tell me you're not some crazy fans
00:26how are you doing that are you coming or what
00:30where the hell am i it's called mortal combat
00:44it's a fighting tournament to the death
00:47this is a war for the fate of your world
01:00your dickheads in or what i'm not some champion i don't have transformer arms
01:09or shoot lightning bolts this just got nothing to do with me
01:13i'm an actor
01:20i find you annoying not the face
01:25it's time to become the hero
01:38you were meant to be all right you big ugly fuck it's showtime
01:55get over here
02:04only strong survive
02:09Are you shitting me? You don't have any powers!
02:16It's just incredibly handsome.
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