Girl Teases Friend For Having Poor BF

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4 months ago

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00:00Could I get a cup of coffee?

00:02Move, Hobo.

00:04Hello.

00:05Hey.

00:09Amanda?

00:10Is that you?

00:12Corner?

00:14Wait, you two know each other?

00:16Yeah, I was in love with Amanda back in college,

00:19and, well, she was head over heels for me as well.

00:21What?

00:22I was never in love with him.

00:25Oh, come on.

00:26The tattoo on your butt should say otherwise.

00:30I'm sorry, what did I do?

00:32Oh, excuse me, I don't think I introduced myself.

00:34Connor or Larry?

00:36Oh, it's Bam.

00:37Pleasure to meet you, Bam.

00:40Oh, a real gentleman.

00:44Uh, let me help you pick this up.

00:46Oh, it's good.

00:48For your information, I removed the tattoo years ago,

00:53and now I see the reason.

00:55You're just a dirty hobo.

00:57Oh, oh, oh.

00:58Hey, what?

01:00Hey, I'm out of your mind?

01:04Why would you do that?

01:06What?

01:06He's a hobo.

01:08He needs to know his place.

01:11This is a fancy cafe,

01:13and he doesn't belong here.

01:15He's a human being, first of all.

01:17Oh, my God.

01:18First of all, he's a hobo.

01:21Who cares anyway?

01:22What?

01:23What?

01:26Looks like some coins rolled down the counter,

01:29and I can't buy coffee now.

01:32Here.

01:34This should cover coffee and a dessert.

01:38I can pay you back.

01:39I just need to run down to my trailer.

01:41Really?

01:43He's not just a hobo.

01:44He's an elite hobo, because he has a trailer.

01:47Thanks, but it's not necessary.

01:51And actually, we really need to go.

01:52Wait, hold on.

01:53But I need to pay you back.

01:56How about a dinner tonight at 8?

01:59It's on me.

02:00Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

02:04Now we're going back to reality.

02:07One thing is to help hobo,

02:10but another thing is to go on a date with hobo.

02:18Deal.

02:19See you at 8.

02:21See you at 8, Pam.

02:23You crazy.

02:24Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

02:26Let's go.

02:30Pam!

02:39I saved a seat for you.

02:42Come on, sit down.

02:49What's going on?

02:52Well, I decided not to leave you alone

02:55and organize some kind of double date.

03:00I met Dave, my new boyfriend.

03:03Nice to meet you.

03:05Yeah, whatever.

03:10Dave is a big shot in showbiz.

03:15He's in the town of filming some kind of blockbuster.

03:19Yes?

03:20Mm-hmm.

03:21And he's a director.

03:25Am I right?

03:28Yeah, something like that.

03:30And tell us, please, about your boyfriend.

03:33Well, I'll do it by myself.

03:47Her boyfriend is a hobo.

03:50A hobo?

03:52Mm-hmm.

03:53Is this some kind of joke?

03:55Not at all.

03:57Pam is just a good Samaritan.

03:58Oh, well, why date a hobo?

04:04Oh, let's talk about low self-esteem.

04:08By the way, where he is?

04:12Hmm?

04:15I don't know.

04:17Maybe he's busy.

04:19Of course.

04:20Of course, he's busy with some kind of hobo business.

04:26I mean, maybe he found half-eaten apple.

04:31Huh.

04:31Or maybe he's trying to catch a slow squirrel for the dinner.

04:36Huh?

04:37A slow squirrel?

04:39Like, I just don't understand.

04:42Why date a hobo?

04:43This is what a real man should look like.

04:47Yeah.

04:49Expensive suit.

04:51Latest iPhone.

04:54The most valuable thing your hobo have

04:57is that 20 bucks that you give him.

05:05Ooh, who finally decided to show up?

05:09This is a hobo I was talking about.

05:12Mr. O'Larry, sir.

05:18I am so sorry.

05:20I will explain everything.

05:22O'Larry?

05:23Do you both know each other?

05:26Dave here is my assistant.

05:28Isn't it, Dave?

05:31Wait, assistant to hobo?

05:34Mr. O'Larry is not a hobo.

05:36He's the leading actor in a bloodbust of the filming.

05:40What?

05:40Yeah, I'm playing a homeless man in this new movie

05:44and I wanted to grab a cup of coffee

05:45and just didn't bother to change and...

05:47But you didn't have money.

05:51Well, they don't put money in the prop clothes.

05:56Come on, you live in a trailer.

05:58Well, the leading star always gets his own trailer.

06:01Wait a second.

06:04You told me that you're a director.

06:08Well, to be precise, I said something like that.

06:14Okay, Dave, can you please put the suit and everything you took from the trailer back?

06:20Stop, stop, stop, stop.

06:23That's not even your clothes!

06:25Oh, so you were too embarrassed to show us yourself, right?

06:33Maybe let's talk about lost self-esteem?

06:38Sir, I will return everything right away.

06:41No, no, no, Dave, I actually want you to return my clothes right now.

06:49You mean like right here?

06:52Yeah.

06:53Can you start with your pants?

06:55Yeah, definitely.

06:59Why not take off the trousers, right?

07:03None of all those.

07:05Definitely, why not?

07:10Take off my pants right here in front.

07:13Oh, my God!

07:15That is so embarrassing!

07:23Here you are, sir.

07:25Hey, who are you?

07:36What are you doing?

07:36I'm sorry, you just...

07:38It looks so delicious, I'm so hungry.

07:39But you cannot do like that!

07:41You want her back?

07:42Oh, no, thank you.

07:44Take it.

07:46Very thank you.

07:49Hey.

07:52Hey!

07:53Hey, people!

07:54Hey!

07:55Hey, can you hear me?

07:58Oh!

08:01One, two, three, four, five!

08:04One, two, three, four, five!

08:06What is that?

08:17Will you marry me?

08:20What?

08:21No!

08:22No, you crazy...

08:23Wait, wait, wait!

08:25Come on, why not?

08:26What?

08:27What?

08:27Really?

08:28Really?

08:28Why?

08:29Really?

08:29Why?

08:30Have you seen yourself?

08:32Where did you even get that?

08:33Did you steal it from someone?

08:34A gift for Mr. Johnson's fiancée?

08:40A gift for Mr. Johnson's fiancée?

08:52Fiancée?

08:53Fiancée?

08:54Fiancée?

08:54Who?

08:55No.

08:57Is it yours?

08:58Yeah.

08:58Why are you?

08:59Don't judge the book by its cover.

09:02Wow.

09:03Oh, is this some kind of prank?

09:05No, just a small silly joke.

09:08I wanted to play.

09:09Oh, joke, play.

09:12So, okay, is it a game that you, rich people, play?

09:16I don't like it.

09:17I don't get it.

09:18I'm not a toy.

09:18You cannot buy me.

09:20It's not a game.

09:21I have about a month to live.

09:23Doctors say I'm dying.

09:25I don't want to die alone and, well, I never had a wife.

09:28No wonder why.

09:30Come on.

09:31Once I'm gone, everything's going to be yours.

09:32My house, eight cars.

09:35Come on.

09:37It's not going to be so bad.

09:39What do you say?

09:42Come on.

09:45We'll be fine.

09:49Oh, whatever.

09:51There you go.

09:52Great.

09:58No, no, no, no.

09:59No kisses.

10:02Okay.

10:09Your dinner, right?

10:21I have.

10:22No kisses, huh?

10:26Right.

10:27Hello.

10:27Excuse me, who are you?

10:41Well, I'm a doctor.

10:43I'm a race doctor.

10:44May I?

10:45Oh, yeah, of course.

10:46Thank you so much.

10:48Charles.

10:48Dear friend, what brings you here?

10:50Well, I came here to wish you a happy birthday.

10:53Well, old dog, you're about six months late.

10:56From now on, today is your second birthday.

10:59There you go.

11:00What do you mean?

11:01I don't understand.

11:01Listen, to cut the long story short, we mixed up the tests, and it turns out that you are

11:12perfectly healthy.

11:16Come on, get out of here, man.

11:18Don't do this.

11:19Listen, we repeated the test twice, and there's nothing there.

11:23No illness.

11:25You're fit.

11:26You're healthy.

11:27Congratulations, Roy.

11:30Come on, it's the first day of the rest of your life.

11:35Yeah, I guess.

11:36It's the wonderful news.

11:37Oh, my gosh.

11:41Kate, is everything okay?

11:43No.

11:45No.

11:46Everything is not okay.

11:49I'm here because you're dying.

11:53That's the only reason I'm here.

11:56Well, yeah, I thought that's the case, but you heard the dog.

11:58I mean, I'm fine.

11:59It's great news.

12:01Great?

12:02For you, but not for me.

12:05I've been here for a month, cleaning, cooking, pretending to be your wife, and now you don't

12:12need me.

12:12You're just kicking me off.

12:14I mean, I was pretending just to wait.

12:21You're dying, and then to get all of this, and...

12:25I don't think I better get going.

12:27I think I should leave.

12:36Wait.

12:38Come on, we've been great the last month.

12:41We had the best time ever.

12:42No.

12:47Yes.

12:49And we have so much in common.

12:52No.

12:55Come on.

12:56Last month was amazing.

12:58And we're great together.

13:00You know it.

13:00I've been pretending to be your wife, and I...

13:12And I pretended to enjoy talking to you, and I...

13:19I hate you.

13:23I hate you.

13:25Come on, Kate.

13:27Kate, Kate, wait!

13:30Hey, wait!

13:34Hey!

13:36It's real.

13:37What?

13:38Yeah, take it.

13:40You earn it.

13:40Fair and square.

13:41It's yours.

13:44Money.

13:45Yeah, you deserve it.

13:46You give me money.

13:52Okay.

13:54So I just can't take it and go, right?

13:57If that's what you really want, yeah.

14:00Okay.

14:11Kate, wait!

14:13Listen.

14:15So now that you got your money, and I don't own you anything, um...

14:20Would you consider...

14:22Marrying me?

14:24Again.

14:26This time for real.

14:28For real?

14:30Come on.

14:31You enjoy being my wife a little bit.

14:37Yes.

14:38Yeah?

14:40Cool.

14:41I really enjoy them.

14:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.

14:53Congrats, buddy.

14:54You won the bet.

14:56Tom, this is not a good time.

14:57Please go now.

14:57Oh, come on, man.

14:59Come, Tom.

15:00Not now, please.

15:00I won the bet?

15:01What bet?

15:02What bet?

15:02Not bet.

15:03He's just being silly.

15:03Tom, please, not now.

15:04Why hide it?

15:05Listen, we bet if love could be bought.

15:09And he won.

15:10He bought to you.

15:14I don't understand.

15:15What about the doctor and the illness?

15:17That was all a show.

15:18The doctor is an actor.

15:20My friend, here is your thousand dollars.

15:24You won it.

15:25So I was just a chip came for you.

15:31No, it's not like this, Kate.

15:33It started with a stupid bet, but then I get to know you, and I felt for you, okay?

15:37You and me is real.

15:38This is real.

15:39Shut up.

15:40I don't believe you.

15:41I don't believe a word you say.

15:45Come on.

15:47You know what?

15:50I don't need your stupid money.

15:52I don't need your stupid ring.

15:54And I don't need you.

16:02Whoops.

16:03Looks like I really messed it up, huh?

16:14Oh, I'm sorry.

16:16Yeah, yeah, I believe I owe you a handbag.

16:20Why?

16:21What do you want from me?

16:22You've been following me for a week.

16:24Wait, wait, come on, Kate.

16:26I know I blew it with all these games and bets, but you gotta admit, last month was pretty

16:31awesome.

16:32And I think we're great together, and I really want us to give it a shot.

16:37So, what do you say?

16:39Can you give me a second chance?

16:41Please?

16:47As my husband, you should know, I don't like ketchup and hot dogs.

16:51Okay, I'm definitely gonna work on that.

16:53I don't know.

16:54I don't know.

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