- yesterday
try not to laugh,try not to laugh challenge,try not to laugh impossible,you laugh you lose,laugh,if you laugh you lose,extreme try not to laugh challenge!,laugh challenge,dont laugh,dont laugh challenge,this wil make you laugh,laugh you lose,clean try not to laugh,rogue huckster try not to laugh,hard try not to laugh,try not to laugh clean,piicaro try not to laugh,difficult try not to laugh,impossible try not to laugh,no laugh
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Hello, everybody. Well, sorry.
00:02See, big boys can't run. Oh, watch this.
00:05Oh, gosh. Look at that
00:09dump truck. Is she picking him up by his Teletubby? You know what I'm saying? Wait,
00:13are gazelles in the Sahara? Hello, everybody, and welcome back to my YouTube channel, or welcome to
00:18my YouTube channel. I'm CallMeChris, and you can call me Chris. And I am wearing a sweater that
00:24says, let us know, with Snoopy on it. And look how big this thing is. It's astronomical. Look
00:29at this. Does anybody else wear oversized clothes because they're insecure? If you do, you have to
00:34like the video, okay? You do. And also, you don't need to be insecure about your body because you
00:38look fine as chilled wine in the summertime, okay? I want to hear that come out of your mouth, okay?
00:42Only I can be self-deprecating, not you. All right? Okay, cool. But honestly, I honestly haven't been
00:47in the best mood. The seasonal depression is definitely kicking in, so I thought we'd watch
00:52some funny TikTok to help with that. And I know you guys enjoy it, so let's just get into it.
00:59Also, I forgot to mention that I'm going to attempt to make this a try not to laugh
01:07challenge because I feel like that would be fun. Also, if I laugh, not smile, and I know Jay
01:12is going to be keeping tally, laugh. If I laugh more than 10 times, I will put footage at the end
01:18of the video of Kevin chasing me through the fields. I don't know if anyone else will see that, but that's
01:23all I can think of right now in the moment. All right, let's get into it.
01:29in the beanie in the beaning-ing. Yeah, in the- in the- in the- in the beaning-ing, yeah.
01:43It's been you. It's all struggling right now! In the beaning-ing. In the beaning, in the beaning-ing.
01:55I can't! No! God damn it, god I'd be stronger. I almost made it. Lord Farquaad just f*** me up.
02:01Alright, I can do this. One on the board.
02:17The claps are so loud. I want to see that ass that's clapping like that. I'm just kidding. I don't want to see that ass.
02:23I don't know.
02:26Teletubbies!
02:31What is going on? It was so innocent. Oh, God. What's happening? Oh, he's levitating.
02:37You're not going anywhere.
02:40Is she picking him up by his Teletubby? You know what I'm saying?
02:43Moustache man, where are you? Moustache man, where are you?
02:48I like a good moustache.
02:49Come on and play, moustache man.
02:50Yay.
02:51Where's the moustache man? Oh, God, is he dead?
02:54There you are. Moustache man, you're sleeping. How adorable.
02:59Wake up, moustache man.
03:02I didn't mean to wake you up.
03:03Look at that moustache. It's absolutely majestic. The way it curls over like that. Wow, that's amazing.
03:08And the fact that he's sleeping and it looks like that is amazing.
03:10Also, that voice came out of nowhere. He's like,
03:12Moustache man!
03:14Ah!
03:15What's this?
03:17Oh. My. Wordy. Word.
03:20Pala el estrés. Asha guanda.
03:22Take your take. There's no wonder you're so sleepy.
03:25Did he drug the moustache man?
03:27Help. Make the world walk. Dolly.
03:30Aw, and nice curls.
03:33I won't bother you anymore.
03:35Here, have a pillow for your troubles.
03:38I think we need to put out an APB for the moustache man because I think he's been abducted.
03:41I'm concerned for him. It wasn't funny. It was more disturbing, if anything.
03:46German Shepherd owners vacuuming their dog's hair.
03:49Mm-hmm.
03:50I could vacuum literally a hundred times a day and it would still be covered in hair everywhere.
03:55Pitbull owners trying to explain why their dog won't instantly rip their face up.
03:57Facts.
03:58I love pitties.
04:00Chihuahuas for no reason.
04:02Yeah, honestly, if you own a chihuahua...
04:04Why?
04:05They're little demon dogs.
04:07This poor dog was left in a gas station in Riverside, California.
04:11That's why I own a chihuahua.
04:12I never wanted you, but I love you.
04:14Pug dongers walking their dog snoring for 50th time.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Pugs are just unnatural, and if you own a pug, you're not helping the issue.
04:23They should stop being bred.
04:24They're cute, but they're just in pain constantly.
04:27Same as bulldogs.
04:28I don't know what people are doing.
04:29Great Dane owners bragging about how big their dog is 24-7.
04:32Facts.
04:32How many bones I would break if this was real.
04:35Okay.
04:36Fun fact, I've broken 12 bones because I am the klutz.
04:40And I'm insane, but that's not new information.
04:43Oh, God.
04:44Oh, God.
04:45Oh, you'd be dead, sir.
04:51The balkan bronze...
04:52The balkan bro...
04:53The balkan...
04:54My brain just broke.
04:56I think I am in this video.
04:57I think I got concussed just watching the video.
05:00Oh, God.
05:01Pry like two.
05:02Damn it.
05:03I'm in two.
05:04I laughed twice.
05:05Pry like two.
05:06I don't know.
05:07Like the big bone and the small bone.
05:09God.
05:10My boyfriend getting a text message notification.
05:13Don't say it.
05:14Don't say it.
05:15Don't say it.
05:16Let me guess.
05:17Oh, I was just going to say that.
05:18Is that your other girlfriend?
05:19Typical.
05:20I'd say it too.
05:21What are you doing?
05:23Just chilling, watching Netflix.
05:24How about you?
05:25Waiting for my pizza.
05:27Delete my number right now.
05:29Sorry.
05:30It's three.
05:31Oh, man.
05:32If I got a picture like that.
05:34Just kidding.
05:35Okay.
05:36I'm going to attempt to defend...
05:37Three shows I can't understand.
05:38How people like.
05:39Let's see how I do.
05:40Crazy anatomy.
05:43I kind of like crazy anatomy.
05:45I'm not going to lie.
05:46It's pretty entertaining.
05:47Bro, give me a foot massage.
05:48Bro, I'm not giving you a foot massage.
05:49Come on.
05:50Just give me a little foot massage.
05:51Nah, I'm not giving you a foot massage either.
05:55He wants to give him a foot massage.
05:57With the sock.
05:58If you know what I mean.
05:59Because I don't know what I mean.
06:00Oh, man.
06:01Was that four?
06:02I think we're at four.
06:03God damn it.
06:04Okay, this isn't good.
06:05We're only a quarter of the way through the video.
06:06When you work from home and no one's watching you.
06:09Multitask.
06:10Nice setup.
06:11That was a good setup.
06:12Random coffee break.
06:16Gotta stay online.
06:19Snack break every 10 minutes.
06:20Those are straight facts.
06:21Not even funny.
06:22Give me some sugar.
06:23My best friend got the buns out for no reason.
06:28Oh, not the ass grab again.
06:30You're not going anywhere.
06:35Oh.
06:36How is he?
06:37It really looks like he's levitating.
06:38They really busted out the budget for this.
06:39Unless he's just standing on a chair.
06:41He's got a nice booty.
06:42Hey, you.
06:43If you're watching this, you should be proud of that booty.
06:45Okay?
06:46It's good.
06:47All right.
06:48I have a new game.
06:49You're gonna love this.
06:50Draco Malfoy?
06:51What are you doing?
06:52PRMT.SC slash any six random letters and numbers.
06:57It's gonna give you a random person screenshot.
07:00First one to get dick pic wins.
07:02That's it.
07:03Wait, what?
07:04Oh God.
07:05Now I have to try it.
07:06PRMT.SC slash.
07:09Oh, I hope I don't get a dick pic.
07:11I really don't.
07:12Any six random letters or numbers.
07:13Okay?
07:14We'll just do QT247.
07:17Is that six?
07:18What we get?
07:19What the f*** is that?
07:21Purple or blue?
07:24It's gonna be purple.
07:25Green.
07:26What just happened?
07:28In my head, I was like blue.
07:30And then my head said green.
07:31I need to go to the doctor.
07:32I need help.
07:33Good thing I watched Crazy Anatomy.
07:34White or orange?
07:36Orange.
07:37Period.
07:38F***.
07:40Yellow or pink?
07:43Yellow.
07:44Yellow.
07:45Period.
07:46I got it right.
07:48One out of three.
07:49Hanging balls on FaceTime.
07:52I'm just chilling.
07:53What about you?
07:54Oh my God.
07:55This is so good.
07:57Oh, I'm excited.
07:58It's so hot.
07:59Hold on.
08:00I'm gonna have to check my family.
08:01Give it a second, alright?
08:02Oh my God.
08:03Alright.
08:04Oh my God.
08:05Oh my God.
08:06Oh my God.
08:07Please.
08:08I ain't gonna lie.
08:09This is mad confusing, bro.
08:11I'm just using brown onion.
08:12For real.
08:13For real.
08:14Oh my gosh.
08:15Oh my gosh.
08:16I'm gonna turn it off for now.
08:19Bro.
08:20Bro.
08:21Wait a second.
08:22Ugh.
08:23Why aren't you saying anything?
08:24You're like, your bottles are sticking out your shorts.
08:26I'm back.
08:27Listen.
08:28Does that count as a laugh?
08:29No.
08:33What?
08:34Oh, that counts.
08:35Okay.
08:36Five.
08:37Pitching smokers.
08:38Okay.
08:39I'm very bad.
08:41A man just dipped out the stall.
08:48What the ?
08:49What was the point of that?
08:51Gentlemen.
08:52What are we doing here?
08:54Why did he jump over the stall?
08:59Why did he do that?
09:03I'm so confused.
09:04What's going on?
09:06Oh.
09:07Oh.
09:08Oh, there was another guy in the stall.
09:11Were they getting saucy in the stalls?
09:14Oh my God.
09:17He gets, you can see them in the stalls.
09:20What are they doing?
09:21What is going on?
09:22What?
09:23It's Halloween, which means we dress up as dead people.
09:26So I'm going to be going as my friend's dad.
09:29Bleh.
09:30I drowned in a river.
09:32I'm doing a river.
09:33Ah.
09:34Ah.
09:35Fuck.
09:36Six.
09:37That's the kind of friend I want.
09:38When you're bored and have nothing to do.
09:41Oh, is he going to beatbox into the...
09:43He didn't beatbox into the fan like I would do.
09:45He just stuck his Teletubby into the fan.
09:48All right.
09:49That's really weird.
09:50People cheated on exams before at school.
09:51Like, everyone does it.
09:52If you haven't cheated on an exam before, I can't lie, you don't exist.
09:54I don't know how many times I've said this, and I just love to keep admitting it because
09:57it makes me feel less guilty.
09:58Cheated on my grade 12 final on math.
10:00I got a B.
10:01My parents were just as confused as I was.
10:03Sorry, Mr. Van Huygensen.
10:04There's still one question I've never had the answer to.
10:08Nice hair, dude.
10:10How come you girls always going in groups to the toilet?
10:14I'll tell you what we do.
10:15Picture this.
10:16Somebody has to go pee, but we women travel in packs because you men are always trying
10:22to gripe at us, talk to us, hit on us.
10:24So we need to get in huddles and huddle to the bathroom, hobble to the bathroom.
10:28And then when we get in there, we talk about how stupid you are.
10:31You're not all stupid.
10:32It's fine.
10:33But it's merely for protection.
10:34We're like gazelles in the Sahara and...
10:37Wait, are gazelles in the Sahara?
10:39We are in the jungle.
10:40They're not in the jungle either.
10:41We are gazelles.
10:42And y'all are lions, okay?
10:44Or maybe even hippopotamuses because they're f***ing assholes.
10:47And we're just trying to protect ourselves.
10:48That's why.
10:49And we're vulnerable in the bathroom because we're pulling our pants down.
10:52What don't you want to stand about that?
10:53Okay, God.
10:54We're also just talking shit in the bathroom, basically.
10:56What's going on, Sick Nation?
10:57Today we are going to be playing some Roblox you already know.
11:01But first, our sponsor for today is Raid Shadow Legends.
11:05Raid Shadow Legends is a mobile RPG that you can play with your friends.
11:08Skip.
11:09Goes to skip it.
11:10Facts.
11:11My mom's dead.
11:12My brother's dead.
11:13My dad's dead.
11:14My grandma's been dead.
11:15Everyone's dead.
11:16I always do that.
11:17I always skip through the ad and then it goes into like halfway through the video and
11:26it's ruined.
11:27This is fantastic.
11:28Oh, that's six, isn't it?
11:29I've left.
11:30Alright guys, now that the sponsor's done, let's play some frickin' Roblox.
11:32Let's get into this.
11:33Wait.
11:34What just happened?
11:35That is so funny.
11:36One time we even had to go.
11:38So my house burnt down.
11:40Unfortunately I don't have house insurance.
11:42This is going to weigh a lot of my-
11:43This is fantastic.
11:44This is art.
11:45Mom, I don't know what to do at this point.
11:52I love this so much.
11:54The accuracy.
11:55He's impeccable.
11:56Please come over and help me study.
11:58You come study with a frat guy.
12:00No, no, no.
12:01We're just going to study.
12:02I promise.
12:03Nothing else.
12:04The open button up.
12:06He's like, you are seriously the best.
12:08Yes.
12:09Thank you so much.
12:10He's foreshadowing.
12:11Really?
12:12Cause it's like mad loud out there honestly.
12:14And like, gotta cause-
12:15Ew.
12:16Why is this giving me PTSD?
12:18Did he lock it?
12:21This is so important.
12:23It's like, fuck this.
12:25Oh God.
12:26You're just mad hot.
12:27And honestly, I was thinking like, you're very distracted.
12:31This guy's too good at this.
12:32He is either this guy or he has like a best friend that is this guy.
12:35Because this is not okay.
12:36His pants are too tight as well.
12:38And his hat looks stupid.
12:40I have to study for this test because I'm literally going to fail.
12:43So can you please leave?
12:44Like, thank you for coming.
12:45But like, this was a bad idea.
12:47Rude.
12:48That's not funny.
12:50It's not nice.
12:51Kicked him in the balls.
12:52Wait, when you left.
12:53The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds.
13:01The bell doesn't dismiss you.
13:03I do.
13:04Mr. Garrison, can I ask you a question?
13:05Yeah.
13:06What is it, Jimmy?
13:07Have you ever been knocked the f*** out?
13:08No, I haven't.
13:09Why do you ask?
13:10Because that's what I'm going to do if you don't let me leave this bullshit classroom.
13:12Hey, I'm a teacher.
13:13You can't talk to me like that.
13:14Well, I'm not a student, so I can say what the f*** I want to say.
13:17Who are you?
13:18I feel bad for the teacher, man.
13:19What the f*** did he do, man?
13:20He's just doing his job, man.
13:22They don't get paid enough, man.
13:23Why am I actually physically crying?
13:24I should be an actress.
13:25Look at this s***.
13:26Even all four of my roommates slept through a home invasion, so I had to run past the
13:34burglars naked to raise alarm.
13:36I was out making moves.
13:39Legend.
13:40Nice.
13:41Nice.
13:42Good for use.
13:43Not my PowerPoint eating.
13:52What is happening?
13:54Hey, that's a good PowerPoint.
13:57A+++.
13:59Wow.
14:00Good shot.
14:02What is that?
14:03A piece of meat?
14:04Oh, God.
14:05This dog's going to go boom.
14:06Oh, he did so good.
14:08Look, he's nom nom nom nom nom nom.
14:10Nom nom nom.
14:11Awww.
14:12Nom nom nom nom nom.
14:14I know neck adjustment.
14:15Chiropractor.
14:16Neck adjustment.
14:17Three.
14:18Two.
14:19One.
14:20All right, Larry.
14:22Have that video.
14:24You fixed the problem.
14:25He's probably not hurting no more, but he f***ing dead.
14:26That's why.
14:27S***.
14:28He leaves.
14:29Oh, s***.
14:30Is that eight?
14:31He's dead, bro.
14:32Is that seven?
14:33It laughs seven times.
14:34I don't even know anymore.
14:35Eight.
14:36I'll call it eight.
14:37Oh, my God.
14:38That was funny.
14:39Throwing a hand sanitizer grenade.
14:41Oh.
14:42Oh.
14:43Is that seven?
14:44It laughs seven times.
14:46I don't even know anymore.
14:47Eight.
14:48I'll call it eight.
14:49Oh, my God.
14:50That was funny.
14:51Throwing a hand sanitizer grenade.
14:52Oh.
14:53Oh.
14:56Dude, that's so cool.
14:57Oh.
14:58The quality of this is insane.
15:05It is.
15:06Oh, my God.
15:07Nice.
15:08Hello.
15:09I want to do this.
15:10I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty on my toe.
15:13Get off.
15:14Huh?
15:15Seriously, it's not funny.
15:16Aw.
15:17What'd I do?
15:18Move.
15:19What'd I do?
15:20Are you an employer?
15:21Yeah.
15:22They were low on mannequins.
15:23No.
15:24It's not funny.
15:25These people suck, man.
15:26He's just trying to have fun.
15:27And you ran over his toe.
15:29And they're like,
15:30How dare you move in front of my cart?
15:32Teachers got mad at me.
15:33Number one, needing to use the restroom.
15:34That's my fault.
15:35I should have shit in my hand and put it in my pocket, teacher.
15:37I'm so sorry.
15:38Absolutely.
15:39Number two, we have other students are talking.
15:41Yep.
15:42Yeah, it's my fault once again, teachers.
15:43That's on me.
15:44I should have wrote a letter to their parents and told them not to talk about whatever they're
15:46talking about.
15:47Yep.
15:48Facts.
15:49Number three, thinking the bell dismissed me.
15:50That's my fault once again.
15:51I should have attached a note to a pigeon and sent it to the dean.
15:53It's true.
15:54About this irrelevant bell schedule.
15:55Hey, at least somebody gets it.
15:56Number four, not knowing something before they teach me.
15:58That's my fault once again, teachers.
15:59That's all on me.
16:00Yep.
16:01I should have had a piece before we got in the class.
16:02100%.
16:03I should read a German dictionary since English obviously isn't coming through to me.
16:07That's on me.
16:08Guten Morgen.
16:09That's on me.
16:10Number five, I wore clothes that they didn't like.
16:11That's my fault once again, teachers.
16:12I'm so sorry.
16:13I should have texted you guys in the morning and see if you guys would have approved whatever
16:16I'm wearing.
16:17Mm-hmm.
16:18I just hear straight facts.
16:19That's all I hear.
16:20Every girl when her man says he's doing NNN.
16:24Now let's see that penis.
16:25What's NNN?
16:26I don't know.
16:27I'm uneducated and abstinent.
16:29I wouldn't know.
16:30What does NNN mean?
16:31Oh, it's no, not November.
16:35I'm old.
16:37Of you spend dollar on candy for no one to show up.
16:40Oh, just eat it.
16:41Simple as that.
16:42That's okay.
16:43You just eat it yourself.
16:44That's what I do.
16:45I live in the middle of the goddamn forest.
16:46I bought two boxes of chocolate.
16:47Nobody's coming here.
16:48I ate it all.
16:49And then I hated myself after.
16:51But then I ate more chocolate.
16:52I felt better so.
16:53I'm kind of depressed.
16:54Me already having a bad day being irritated this way.
16:57I'm gonna get on my nose.
17:00Or like when your belt loop gets caught on like the door or like a drawer.
17:05I just want to end it all when that happens, man.
17:07That's the breaking point.
17:08You're bored and have nothing to do.
17:12That's a facial cleanser.
17:13No.
17:14Why do guys always want to stick the penis in stuff?
17:18Stop.
17:19Stop it.
17:20Or don't.
17:21Just don't.
17:22Don't show me.
17:23I don't care.
17:24Dad.
17:25She might as well be up in the moon.
17:26She's in another world.
17:29Aww.
17:30They're so cute.
17:31Oh.
17:32Aww.
17:33He's loving it.
17:34That was so cute.
17:35That's what I want.
17:36A pot.
17:37Nah.
17:38That's so cute.
17:39I love that.
17:40It was just heartwarming.
17:41Hey dad.
17:42I dressed up as your son for Halloween.
17:44I'm your sperm cell.
17:45The disappointment in this man's face is fantastic.
17:49I'm telling you first you gotta unlock this thing.
17:50EJ come.
17:51Water.
17:52Oh.
17:53Jesus.
17:54I saw.
17:55I saw.
17:56I saw.
17:57I saw.
17:58I'm like Mami Mami.
17:59Mami Mami, Mamacita Magarita.
18:00Why did I turn into an Italian?
18:01That was scary.
18:02That wasn't funny.
18:03This video will never not be funny to me.
18:12Which video?
18:13Let's see it.
18:14Let's see it.
18:15I'm not going to get this guy came to an Italian.
18:16Where is his daughter I?
18:17I don't think I'm scared.
18:19Have a bad bad bad just vuist God.
18:20You took the messes not Hong Kong, who sure is.
18:23When really?
18:24Except for him it's like..
18:26Let's see it. Let's see it. I'm not gonna laugh
18:48So
18:56I just
19:00It's nice
19:03God damn it. That's not I can't I don't want to run outside. I don't want to do it
19:09My mom checks on the oldest sibling
19:19Yeah
19:26How are you gonna get up in the morning if you're gonna knock her out with the slipper she's gonna be knocked down
19:33She's probably not gonna be able to get up. She's probably gonna be concussed and not be able to go to school
19:36I don't think he thought this one through to be honest middle sibling
19:40It's already inaccurate cuz mom wouldn't be checking in we are forgotten okay middle children. It's inaccurate
19:50Shelby sent me this video of our lessons in math class so that we can actually get ahead
19:55So that we'll be ready for the test next week, so
19:58Not buying it
20:00Not buying it
20:02Or else it's mine in the morning
20:04Okay, now go to bed
20:06It's just not an accurate
20:11And then this kid is gonna get away with everything
20:18It's so true though like I have little brothers and my mom just doesn't give a f*** what they do
20:23They didn't get left at the grocery store. I got left at the grocery store for two days
20:29They think boys can't run? Oh watch this
20:31Oh gosh
20:32Look at that
20:36Dump truck
20:37I don't stare but I feel like how is he shaped like that?
20:41How is his butt defying gravity right now?
20:45It's like the gods are lifting up his gluteus maximus for him and we're about to watch it move
20:51We're about to see it in action. I feel like a gross frat boy right now. Okay. I'm gonna watch respectfully
21:00Not gonna lie. I watched that disrespectfully
21:03Okay, everybody I think I only laughed nine times
21:08Please like the video subscribe if you haven't already subscribed hit the little notification bell if you haven't done that either
21:13I appreciate you guys so much. I truly truly do and I hope everybody has a fantastic day. Okay. Bye
21:21I
Recommended
19:36
10:21
2:30:21
1:22
0:26
1:01:36
10:54
1:51:32
2:29:04
1:51:32
2:16
13:06