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00:00Ed, Ed, Eddie!
00:27Ed, Eddie!
00:28Brrrr... yeah!
00:50Back and forth! Back and forth! Back and forth!
00:58Back and forth!
01:06Stop it!
01:10Sarah, no!
01:14Gimme it, Ed!
01:18What?
01:20You give me that stupid thing or I'll...
01:24Fine, if that's the way you want it.
01:27I'm telling Mom!
01:29No, don't tell Mom, Sarah!
01:46Mom!
01:49As much as I hate tattletailing, I think you should know Ed won't let me watch television!
01:57Huh? Mom, Sarah's fibbing! Honest and more truly!
02:02I was in my happy place, lost in the point of my mind!
02:06Edward, how many times have I told you to be nice to your baby sister?
02:11Whoah!
02:12Whoah!
02:13Whoah!
02:15Whoah!
02:16Whoah!
02:17Whoah!
02:19Whoah!
02:21Whoah!
02:23Don't you look at me like that!
02:26Whoah!
02:27Please, Mom, it wasn't me!
02:29I see we'll have to wipe that silly grin off your face, won't we?
02:32My Barbara!
02:33You are accused of shirking the responsibility of an older brother!
02:43What do you have to say for yourself, young man?
02:45Has the jury reached a verdict?
02:52Kill me!
02:55Well, Edward, as your mother, I sentenced you to be thrown into...
02:59The Kanker Pit!
03:04No!
03:06Search him!
03:12Whoa!
03:14Whoah!
03:15Back for Ed, Mermaid!
03:16Back for Ed!
03:18This hurts me more than it does you, son!
03:25I told you that would shut him up!
03:29Ed?
03:30Are you alright?
03:33You must have had a horrible dream!
03:36It was, Double D!
03:38I was in my happy place, and Sarah told my mom I did something!
03:41That's real wacky, Ed!
03:43But hey, here's an idea!
03:46We gotta go!
03:48Eddie, nightmares can have lasting after effects!
03:51Why, there have been studies that have correlated assimilations between the dream itself and the real world, if you will!
03:58Oh, come on!
03:59Nass invited us to her shindig!
04:01We never get invited to anything!
04:03Well, I'm out of here!
04:06So anyways, the Kanker started kissing me in a panty!
04:10I didn't know we were invited!
04:15Huh?
04:16Coming, Ed?
04:17You betcha!
04:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
04:19Ha ha ha ha!
04:21How do you?
04:22I quit your durant!
04:23I'm out of here!
04:24I'm out of here!
04:25I'm out of here!
04:26I have to love it!
04:27I'm out of here!
04:28Can you talk to me?
04:30I'm out of here!
04:32I have to do the same thing!
04:33What a waste of a life.
05:01Did I win, Sarah? Did I?
05:02Better luck next time, Jimmy.
05:04Go, Naz, go!
05:08Your turn, Sarah.
05:11What kind of party is this?
05:13Sports?
05:14Gymnastics, Eddie.
05:16A series of exercises that develop and demonstrate strength, balance, and agility.
05:21Somersaults, hoopty-hoops, and tippy-toes.
05:23All girly stuff.
05:26Tippy-toes!
05:29That's the competitive spirit, Ed.
05:32I'm a gym bag.
05:35Hi, Ed. Glad you can make it.
05:37Hiya, Ed.
05:42I'll see you'll have to wipe that gooey thread off your face, won't we?
05:47It wasn't my fault!
05:51Exhilarating.
05:52Don't take my mouth! Don't take my mouth!
05:55Ed?
05:56Ed, stop it!
05:57Are you all right?
06:00I'm beginning to worry about you, Ed.
06:03What's with him?
06:05Johnny's mad at me, guys!
06:10Class is Mother Nature's wall-to-wall broadloom, buddy.
06:13Johnny's not mad at you, Ed.
06:17Please, come down.
06:19Uh-oh!
06:22Get me a rock. I'll get him down.
06:24Listen up, everybody. It's time for the balance beam!
06:27Isn't that what you want to be when you grow up playing?
06:30Me first! Me first!
06:32I got you, buddy! I got you!
06:37Ha-ha-ha!
06:38Looks good on you, Jughead!
06:41Ten out of ten!
06:42Well, it's not really gymnastics, but it's original, to say the least.
06:46Hey!
06:47Naz is giving out ribbons!
06:49Quit your blubbering, Ed!
06:50Get down here and win me a ribbon!
06:52I love ribbons!
06:53I am astounded by your callous, self-serving attitude to Ed's strange and distraught behavior.
07:00As a friend, you should be more...
07:02RIPBONS!
07:09Hey, look at me! I'm so graceful and petite!
07:12Pardon me, miss.
07:15I got it! I got it!
07:18I got it! I got it!
07:22I got it!
07:23Hey, Judge!
07:24Get ready to chalk down another winner.
07:27Cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut!
07:32You think I'll lay an egg, buddy?
07:36Ah! I am a good brother! It was not my fault!
07:42Boy, Ed, you're freaking me out!
07:44Ah!
07:46Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:48Ah-ha-ha-ha!
07:49Ed's just warming up some mumbo-jumbo-stretching stuff.
07:55Athletes, ha! Go figure!
07:57Blank says could've fooled me!
07:59He just thought Ed was nuts!
08:01Please excuse, Ed.
08:02Funny, but Ed's adverse behavior seems to be associated with Johnny.
08:11Somewhat like a phobia.
08:14So?
08:15The kid weirds me out, too!
08:16Look at him!
08:18There's no reason to fear Johnny, Ed.
08:20He's a good fellow.
08:21Who wouldn't harm a fly?
08:23Oh, no way!
08:24He is mad at me!
08:26He wants to punish bad Ed!
08:28Are you done yet?
08:38All right, all right, all right!
08:43Animals!
08:44Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
08:50About time!
08:54Oh, Ed, wouldn't it be fun if we had some company?
09:00You bet!
09:01Do you think they will like peanut butter?
09:03Oh, I'm sure they would!
09:06Oh, Ed, I believe there's someone at your door.
09:20Company!
09:20Company!
09:22Oh, goody, goody!
09:24Hello?
09:25Hello?
09:27Hello?
09:28Hello?
09:30Oh, dear.
09:32Hello?
09:36Ah, thank you for coming.
09:39Right this way, please.
09:40Hello?
09:41Have I missed anything?
09:43Hello?
09:45Hello?
09:46Nope.
09:47Hello?
09:47Can we get on with it?
09:51No, please.
09:52Not again.
09:54Let's have a seat, shall we?
09:55There's someone I'd like you to talk to.
10:00Hiya, Ed.
10:06Ah!
10:08It wasn't me!
10:09Sarah's lying!
10:11That's quite enough, Ed.
10:12The only way to conquer your fear of Johnny is to attack it head on.
10:17It's up to you two now to resolve this dilemma.
10:19Yeah, I want to get on with my life.
10:22Me and Flank have no idea what the heck you guys are talking about.
10:26First stage is always denial, Johnny.
10:29Kiss and make up now.
10:30You have a mouth.
10:56Why don't you ask him?
10:57Plank says, this hurts him more than it does you.
11:03I love you, Mom!
11:10What a nightmare!
11:17That's it.
11:18No more free-range soybeans before bed.
11:21Nighty-night, buddy.
11:22Oh, Ed!
11:36What do you think?
11:38Huh?
11:38I'm surrounded by idiots.
11:40Cool!
11:41It is so flood!
11:43A wall, Eddie?
11:45Certainly you jest.
11:48You want to see my brother's room?
11:50Your brother's room?
11:53Every man for himself!
11:55Hey, wait a minute!
11:56Who gave you permission to touch his door?
11:58Nobody.
12:00That's right, Ed.
12:01Have a seat.
12:02Relax.
12:03Maybe I can trim your toenails or something.
12:05I'll be still my heart.
12:08Now then.
12:10If you touch anything in my brother's room, I'll...
12:13Eddie?
12:13How do you suppose we enter this outpouring of resistance?
12:18No problem.
12:20I got a key.
12:25Come on in, boys.
12:27Check it out.
12:30Your brother's room is cool, Eddie!
12:32My brother is the coolest, Ed.
12:35Yes, well, in some circles, I'm sure.
12:37Shall we throw caution to the wind and enter this lair of...
12:42Watch it!
12:43My brother was a whiz at booby traps.
12:47But, Eddie, the third!
12:49Already checked it, Double D.
12:50It's empty.
12:52Can't you just smell his greatness?
12:55I think that is me, Eddie.
12:57Look at this!
12:58Ain't she a beaut?
12:59My brother said I could have it when I turned 14.
13:04And not that it's out of place in this den of dishevelment,
13:07but why is there a vehicle sitting in your brother's bedroom?
13:11It keeps a snake in the trunk.
13:14Ha!
13:15The little weasel must have escaped again.
13:17Escaped?
13:18Oh, dearie, dearie!
13:21Hey, watch the camel!
13:22I said no touching.
13:24I wish I had a room like this!
13:26Oh, dust from a camel!
13:31Oh, who knows where that thing has wallowed!
13:33Air!
13:34I need air!
13:38Ha-ha!
13:39My brother was a whiz at laying bricks!
13:41Hey, Lumpy, did you catch that one?
13:43Ed!
13:44Get away from there!
13:47Or I tell you,
13:48don't touch any of my brother's stuff, Ed!
13:53Ever thought of renting out that empty space you call a head?
13:56Oh, look at the time!
13:58Gotta go!
13:58Ta-ta!
13:59Where are you going?
14:01Did I tell you my brother was a whiz at chewing ice cubes?
14:06Cool!
14:08Oh!
14:13Achoo!
14:16Please, Eddie,
14:17I'm sure your brother was a multifaceted individual,
14:20but I...
14:21Did it, Ed?
14:28I will get it, Ed, eh?
14:30Nice and soft like a kitten.
14:34Ed, get your slobbering mouth off my brother's trophy!
14:36Yow!
14:38Yow!
14:39Okay, that's it, I protest!
14:41Yow!
14:42Let go, you pathetic excuse for a lump!
14:44Yow!
14:45Let go!
14:47Yow!
14:47Ed!
14:48I've truly had enough...
14:50Yow!
14:51Yow!
14:54Yow!
14:56Yow!
14:58Read to me what is on the pretty paper, Double-D!
15:01Forget the stupid paper!
15:03Find me some stupid tape!
15:06Why, I do believe this is a map!
15:08Let me see that thing!
15:12It's a map to my brother's secret stash!
15:15We're gonna be rich!
15:16Swimming in moolah, rolling in hay!
15:18Uh...
15:18I think it's in Greek.
15:21My brother was a whiz at bouzouki playing.
15:24Yes, well, it appears to be some form of encoding.
15:28Let's thaw it out of my house!
15:29My mom has a stove.
15:31What are you talking about, Ed?
15:32My stove will work fine.
15:34Oh, please!
15:35The strange thing is, all treasure maps have some indication as to its location.
15:39A star, an X across, but I don't see anything here.
15:42It's baffling!
15:43Do you see one here?
15:44Because I don't!
15:47This requires careful study and can only be solved by ingenuity and patient effort.
15:52Meet me at my house in one hour.
15:53One hour?
15:54And I'll have your answer to our destiny, gentlemen.
15:59Great!
16:00What are we supposed to do for an hour?
16:02I've got an elastic, Eddie.
16:04Big deal.
16:07Ouch!
16:16Why did you pummel my door with a shovel?
16:19So, where do we start digging, Double D?
16:23I can see to your brother's ingenuity.
16:26I couldn't decipher the map.
16:28What?
16:29I tried everything.
16:31I exhausted all theorems, eliminated all conjecture, pondered every viewpoint.
16:35But this is one mother of a treasure map, Eddie.
16:39You're supposed to be the smart guy.
16:41You're messing with our group dynamics.
16:44It's beyond me, Eddie.
16:45He always had it out for me.
16:48He's doing this on purpose, I tell you.
16:50I need that treasure bad, Double D.
16:52I think I just stunk.
16:54Was that English, Ed?
16:55Let go of me, funnel head!
16:58X marks the spot, Double D.
16:59Yep.
17:00Yep.
17:06Hmm.
17:08Why, Jovi's got it!
17:11Ed, how did you do that?
17:13Because I'm a brother, and Eddie's brother is a brother, and Eddie is a brother to Eddie's brother as a brother I am.
17:21Um, nicely put, Ed.
17:23Oh, brother.
17:25Now, if I were to place this over top of your brother's map, there may be a correlation to the area of its location.
17:32Hurry up, I'm starting to see spots.
17:34I found it!
17:36Oh, no.
17:40Eddie, according to my calculations, your brother's treasure lies deep within the confines of...
17:46the trailer park!
17:49Cankers!
17:49My brother's a wizard ticking me off!
17:59Hey, what stinks?
18:02What's going on out here?
18:06Who the heck are you?
18:08Plug him, Lee!
18:09Shut up!
18:10I'm concentrating!
18:11Just construction workers doing their job, miss.
18:14Yes, siree.
18:14Uh, we're repairing a darn broken sewage pipe.
18:17Um, so hence the, um, stink.
18:20I've seen this guy before.
18:22Let me see some ID there, Mr. Man.
18:25He's so cute.
18:29There you go, miss.
18:30That's me, Walter Sobchak, a construction worker.
18:34Good enough for me.
18:36Yep.
18:37See you later, cutie.
18:38Give me a call sometime, Wall-E.
18:46Man, that was close.
18:48So what are we waiting for?
18:49Let's go get our loot, buddy-boobie.
18:53Can't you see I'm trying to regain my composure?
18:55All right, all right!
19:03Heaven, Zed, please zip up your gym bag.
19:06We're quite done with it.
19:07It's not just a gym bag, Double-D.
19:12It's a way of life!
19:16Shall we resume our quest?
19:19If my interpretation of the map is correct,
19:21the treasure should be buried underneath the canker's trailer.
19:25Let's start digging!
19:26Let's get Ed to dig!
19:37This butter should provide enough lubrication
19:40in order for you to squeeze under the trailer, Ed.
19:42My fantasy come true!
19:45I am butter toast!
19:47Shh!
19:48You want the cankers to hear you?
19:50Now start digging!
19:52Whoa-ho-ho!
19:53Ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:54Excuse me!
19:55Ha-ha-ha!
19:57Ha-ha-ha!
19:58Ah-ha-ha-ha!
19:58Ah-ha-ha-ha!
19:59Oh, you're not slippery!
20:00Give me to explode yourself!
20:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
20:04Woo-hoo!
20:06I bet it's gold!
20:07Or I've cut diamonds!
20:09It smells under here, guys.
20:14Don't head down!
20:16Bucket down!
20:19What?
20:22Don't tell those guys to keep it down, Lee!
20:25Hey, Walter!
20:28No sign of a Murray. Must be on a coffee break.
20:32This is becoming extremely dangerous, Eddie.
20:35Let's get the stash and get out of here.
20:37Is that you tickling me, Eddie?
20:40Hey, Lee! Get off your rump and run my back!
20:45Get some exercise! It's good for you!
20:51Hey, guys! I hit something!
20:55Get out of the way, Monobrow!
20:58I'm rich! Filthy rich!
21:01Lee, give me the strainer! These clothes are crusty!
21:17What's going on in here?
21:20Where'd you put the treasure, Ed?
21:22I don't see it, Ed!
21:23Over there, Eddie!
21:24Hey! There you are!
21:26Oh, man, I can see it now!
21:27Mansions!
21:28Yachts!
21:29Friends!
21:32Wishbones?
21:35I'm so confused!
21:38I think your brother's a wizard pulling your leg, Eddie.
21:40Looks like we've adopted some groundhogs, eh, girls?
21:44Cute, chubby-cheeked ones, too.
21:47Hey! I forgot where I hid these!
21:50What do we do now, guys?
21:54We'll pay you a bribe.
21:55Fifty cents!
21:56Fifty cents!
21:57From each of us!
21:58Fifty?
21:59Pay?
21:59I can't breathe!
22:03Guys, wait!
22:04Whoa, no you don't!
22:05I'll give you an IOU!
22:06Come on!
22:07Spot me!
22:09Catch you later, Eddie!
22:10Oh, Ed!
22:11If only I had brought you a few more coins!
22:14You did the brotherly thing, Double D!
22:17You really think so, Ed?
22:19Think what, Double D?
22:20Help me!
22:39Ed, Ed, Ed!
22:41Brrrr-brrrr-yeah!
22:44Let me get right back now.
22:48Wow, wow, wow.
22:53I've met a third will, but it's hard ling yarn!
22:54我很 uncomfortable.
22:56I wonder if you don't know what's now.
22:58Yeah, I mean red-white song, guys.
23:00I love how?
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