00:00Late in 1984, we were gearing up for a major offensive
00:03So the higher-ups in their infinite wisdom
00:05Decided it was the perfect time to throw a wrench in the works
00:27Fucking payback
00:28Each more ridiculous than the next
00:30Crimson Countess, Mindstorm, Swato, the TNT Twins, Noir, Gunpowder
00:37And the most idiotic of them all
00:39What do you say, Gunpowder?
00:41Give him the 4th of July
00:42Let's light him up, soldier boy
00:44Please put that down
00:44Oh, well
00:47I realize they make case officers is pretty easier
00:50We're just having some fun
00:53Our munitions dump is in that direction
00:55You're about to blow up half the camp
00:56Put it down
00:58Now
00:59I do like the assertive type
01:03You know, with a figure like yours, you are wasted down here
01:07My humblest apologies
01:11I'm sure this is disorienting
01:16Let's start over
01:17Officer Grace Mallory, isn't it?
01:19Mm-hmm
01:20Stanford Edgar
01:21I'm an associate with BOT America
01:23Do you want to explain what the fuck this freak show is all about?
01:27A lot of American has entered into a partnership with the U.S. government in a global war against communism
01:33Payback will embed themselves and fight alongside the Contra rebels
01:37Think of it as a trial run
01:39A trial run for what?
01:41Superheroes in the military, of course
01:43For the first time in over 30 years
01:45Just imagine how dull it would be
01:47Jesus Christ
01:49Get down!
01:51Get down!
01:57What's the problem?
01:58The problem is that the enemy might spot a flying man above the treeline and find her position
02:04She's right, Swato
02:05No flights without officer Mallory's clearance
02:07Is this a joke?
02:11Supes aren't soldiers
02:12They're undisciplined
02:13It's untrained
02:14And untested
02:15They do not belong in a war zone
02:16They belong in that's incredible
02:17Tell that to Soulja Boy
02:18He's a living, breathing American hero
02:21I'm not allowing this
02:23I'm sure Director Casey will address any concerns you may have
02:26Oh, and, uh, we need a couple of your men to fetch water for our tins
02:33Thank you so much
02:35Have you guys done?
02:36Are you guys done?
02:37Are you guys sanctioned?
02:41Are you guys?
02:45I'm interested in this
02:47Sonalea...
02:48The Yankees
02:58Who knows how it's no longer?
03:00Everyone put gunpowder
03:02Good luck, Burbank
03:04¿Puedo hacer eso en frente de mí?
03:06Estoy allergando.
03:08Si, si voy a tomar un papel central en el equipo,
03:11quiero perder el mask.
03:12El silent interest score es extremadamente high
03:14con los boys que son 10 años.
03:15El mask lends a un certain mystique.
03:17F***, el mystique.
03:18Los que no saben es mío en este lugar.
03:20Yo tengo que verlo solo para conseguir un cab.
03:21El payback es el primer primer equipo de superhéroes.
03:24El todo el país.
03:25La gente, la gente de los hombres
03:26es también un nombro de Mason Dixon.
03:27Yo puedo ser más grande que eso.
03:29Yo puedo ser Eddie Murphy.
03:34No...
03:35I'm not wearing the mask.
03:38Your choice.
03:40Though, once you're parmed out to Minneapolis St. Paul,
03:42you'll want the mask.
03:44Simply for...
03:46You should smile more.
03:55I bet it's a beautiful smile.
03:57Okay, look.
03:58As an ambassador from Planet Actual Woman,
04:00I just...
04:01I got to tell you,
04:02I know that you think these lines work.
04:03Oh, they do. Just ask Lonnie Anderson.
04:06They don't, and they never have.
04:08The women are either humoring you or they're scared of you,
04:11but none of them like you.
04:15You know, if you were a little nicer,
04:17maybe you'd find a man.
04:20Instead of out here playing Captain Lesbo.
04:33You know, if you were a little nicer,
