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Act Like You Love Me (HOT DRAMA) - Full Movie
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect.
00:29My name is Delilah.
00:30Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:35Okay.
00:36I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess.
00:49No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:55Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
00:59Don't worry about it.
01:01I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really?
01:04Look, I'll pay you back.
01:05I promise.
01:06Just get out of here.
01:07Go.
01:08Okay, okay.
01:09Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:13Nothing?
01:14Nothing.
01:15What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:16She signed a prenup.
01:17She's entitled to nothing.
01:18Let me see that.
01:19This looks like a marriage license.
01:20You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:22You should have read the fine print.
01:24You tricked her?
01:25Shame on you.
01:26Okay, can we go?
01:27I have an ale appointment.
01:28Whore!
01:29You do, however, get child support.
01:31Wait, what?
01:32What?
01:33What?
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01:51What?
01:52I'm going to talk to her.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry.
01:56That's the law.
01:57Well, fuck the law.
02:02Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:11I want a divorce.
02:12I think it's time you find your own place.
02:14Fine, I want a divorce!
02:16I'm a horrible mother.
02:22My sketches and a U-tone
02:51told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:53Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:55You're not a designer.
03:03Perfect.
03:06Roland!
03:07There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:21I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:35Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:37The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
03:48I said you need to get out of my room.
03:53Everyone out!
03:55This is my house, this is my life, so get out!
03:59Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:02Alright, people. Party's over.
04:04Let's go. Party's over.
04:29Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:41Hey.
04:43This...
04:44is the money that I owe you.
04:48What can I get for you?
04:49I'll take a black coffee.
04:50Coffee?
04:51Yeah.
04:52Sure.
04:54Be back with that.
04:55Okay.
04:58Let me guess.
05:00Acting not going so well?
05:03I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:07I don't believe in love.
05:09Fine.
05:10I want a divorce.
05:12Did you hear him?
05:13I ruined my son.
05:14Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love
05:17if he's ever going to hide on himself.
05:19Just try to keep your heart open.
05:21If not for yourself, or Benji.
05:22I think I have an idea.
05:25Okay.
05:26What is that?
05:28I want to hire you.
05:31You want to hire me?
05:32To pretend to be in love with me.
05:34An acting gig.
05:36I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:40You know?
05:41Like, a happy couple.
05:44Oh, um... yeah.
05:46Yeah.
05:47I cannot pay you much, but...
05:50Seems like you need the money.
05:54What do you say?
05:58Deal.
06:00Deal.
06:01Come on.
06:02Two more.
06:03Last one.
06:04Okay.
06:05Good work.
06:06Good work.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Hey, can I tell you something?
06:09Well, that's never good.
06:10You ready?
06:11As ready as I could be.
06:13I'm gonna be an actor.
06:14You what?
06:15Look, some waitress...
06:17Someone needed my help, and...
06:19I agreed.
06:20You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:22Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um...
06:24Look, man, she's super sweet.
06:25And she, um...
06:26And she wants to show her son that...
06:28She's a genius.
06:29I'm gonna be an actor.
06:30I mean, I agree.
06:31I agree.
06:32I agree with you.
06:33I agree with you.
06:34I agree with you.
06:35I agree with you.
06:36I agree with you.
06:37I agree with you.
06:38Yeah.
06:39You agree with you.
06:40I agree with you.
06:41You agree with you.
06:42I agree with you.
06:43And she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:48Totally normal request.
06:49Look, man, I just need something.
06:51Something different.
06:53You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:54I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
06:58Okay, so let me get this straight.
06:59You got hired to pretend to be some waitress' boyfriend?
07:03Yeah.
07:05Okay.
07:06Crazier things have happened.
07:07I got your back, boss.
07:10Thanks, Dino.
07:11And you'll see, she's great.
07:12Whatever you say, boss.
07:14Now that's it?
07:15Okay.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:18Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:22No idea what you're doing.
07:24What's this?
07:27Oh, no.
07:29Stew.
07:31It's not good.
07:34Urgent child support.
07:36Last notice of child support must pay.
07:46We'll not be paying that.
07:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
08:04Fuck!
08:04No, no, no, no, no!
08:09Damn it!
08:11Ah!
08:12Fucking hell.
08:14Hello, Delilah.
08:18You look quite nice tonight.
08:22Why, thank you, George.
08:27You look quite nice as well.
08:35Why, thank you, George.
08:37You look quite nice, too.
08:39Can I offer you something to drink?
08:45No.
08:49I'm fine.
08:51This is going to be great.
08:59Okay.
09:00Come on, Benji!
09:04Come on!
09:05You can do it, Benji!
09:06Come on!
09:09Come on, Benji!
09:10Hit the ball for once!
09:12Let's go, Benji!
09:14You're doing great!
09:17Hey, Tony.
09:18Hey, Delilah.
09:21Looking good as always.
09:23Looking good as always?
09:25Somebody likes you.
09:25Shut up.
09:26All right, Benji!
09:28He does.
09:28Nice with that dribble!
09:30Nice!
09:37Oh, my God.
09:38That's him.
09:44That's who?
09:45Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:50Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:53He's coming over.
09:53What are you talking about?
09:56Hey, George.
09:57Hey, Delilah.
10:00Oh, for Christ's sake!
10:04Man up, boy!
10:06Don't say that.
10:07Oh, my God.
10:08Can I go?
10:09I'm so bored.
10:10Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:11Thank God.
10:12I have a mani-pedi.
10:13Come on.
10:14Let's get out of here.
10:15You don't want to say hi to him?
10:18No.
10:19It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:22Who the fuck are you?
10:23I'm George.
10:24I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:28Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:30Yes.
10:31Yeah.
10:32We are dating.
10:34What, do they run out of pizza boys, hun?
10:37He's an actor.
10:39Oh, he's an actor.
10:40That makes it even better.
10:42Wow.
10:42You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:44Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you proved me wrong.
10:47What's that, bud?
10:51Nothing.
10:52We gotta get out of here.
10:54Wish you two the best.
10:57Hey, asshole!
11:00Where's the child support?
11:01Don't worry, Boopie.
11:04I'll handle it.
11:05You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:11I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:13All right, I think I'm gonna get going, but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:17Yes, yes, yes.
11:19Our date.
11:21See you tomorrow.
11:25Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:38You're not supposed to do that.
11:39I'm a starving artist.
11:40They have lint on their shirts.
11:42I still think there's a harebrained idea.
11:45Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:50Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
11:54Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
11:56She just wants me to play a role.
11:59I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:06Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:08You'll see.
12:09And you should take the night off.
12:11Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:14Hell no, boss.
12:15I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:18No, it'll be fine.
12:19Nobody will know who I am.
12:20That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:23and I ain't taking any chances.
12:25Do not follow me.
12:27Yes, boss.
12:28Later.
12:43Hey, how are you?
12:44I'm George.
12:45I'm Benji.
12:50Well, hello.
12:52Hello there.
12:53How are you?
12:53I am very excited about our date.
12:56I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:00Won't you come in?
13:02Ah, yes.
13:11Oh, my.
13:15Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:18We have a lousy landlord.
13:19Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:24Why, thank you, George.
13:27You look quite nice as well.
13:29Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:32Hi.
13:33I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:35I think it's time for you to get going.
13:37Yes.
13:37Yes.
13:38Um, yeah.
13:38What if...
13:39Yeah.
13:40Bye-bye.
13:41That was so strange.
13:43I know.
13:44Well, that didn't go too well.
13:52Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
13:55Maybe we should practice.
13:57That sounds good, yeah.
14:01Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:07Yeah, probably go eat.
14:12I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:15Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:16What are you going to do?
14:18Uh, same.
14:19Probably grab a bite to eat.
14:21Maybe hit a bookstore.
14:24Well, that's just silly.
14:25I mean, why don't we go together?
14:29Sure.
14:31Sounds good.
14:31Okay.
14:37So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:43Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
14:50my happy ending.
14:53And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair, and then we got a divorce.
15:03And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:07My roof is leaking.
15:09Um, my car is useless.
15:12And I work in a diner.
15:16So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:21You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:24He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:26I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:30I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:33Yeah, of course.
15:34I will.
15:36Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:44Split the bill?
15:46Yeah, sure.
15:47Split the bill.
15:50Check, please.
15:59Hey, Bernard.
16:00This is Justin.
16:01You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:05Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
16:08He won't pay child support.
16:10And he works at Lestile.
16:11But I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:15Or he might figure out who I am.
16:16So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:20And she can't know who I am.
16:22She thinks my name is George.
16:23Thanks, ma'am.
16:24Hey, Dino.
16:30Yes, boss.
16:31Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:34Let's fix the roof on it.
16:36Sure thing.
16:37Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:39Nothing too fancy, though.
16:40She's not that type of girl.
16:42And keep everything anonymous.
16:44You got it.
16:45What's going on?
16:52Someone about the building.
16:54They're putting on a new roof.
16:56What?
16:56Oh, my God.
16:58That's amazing, right?
18:15You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:39Delinquency of Child Support?
18:42Anyway, we need to talk.
19:08I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:19That's her address.
19:21Find me some dirt.
19:23I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:26She's ruining my perfect life.
19:28Okay, ma'am.
19:28You got it.
19:29Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:32Good work.
19:34I had a good time.
19:44Yeah, it was fun.
19:45We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
19:47I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more, just in case.
19:55Sure.
19:56That'd be great.
19:57Good night.
19:58Well, good night.
19:59Good night.
20:00Good night.
20:02Good night.
20:24The truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:29It says that you've won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:34I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:38Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:40Not any that I know of.
20:43Oh, don't look at me. Look, it's got your name on it.
20:47Oh, my God. It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:53They gave me this to you as well.
20:58I guess my look is finally changing.
21:07What's 10 minus 4?
21:10You know the answer to that.
21:12Dang.
21:17Ah, shoot.
21:19I left my phone in my bedroom. George, can you get it for me?
21:22Roland's gonna call?
21:24Yeah, sure. No problem.
21:25Thanks.
21:28Thanks.
21:29Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
21:31Ha ha ha.
21:32Mission accomplished.
21:58He's asleep.
22:02What?
22:06Nothing.
22:07I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:13Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:16Sure.
22:32I think that we should practice kissing.
22:38I think that we should practice kissing.
22:44I think that would be a good idea.
22:46I think that would be a good idea.
23:16I think that would be a good idea.
23:33I think that would be a good idea.
23:36Oh, my God, George, wake up.
23:59The time.
24:00What?
24:00Ben, she's going to be up in five minutes.
24:03Oh, okay, yeah.
24:04Come on.
24:04Okay.
24:05Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:10to school.
24:11Okay.
24:15Just go.
24:16Okay, okay.
24:16No, no, no.
24:17Go, go, go.
24:25Come on, finish up.
24:26We're going to be late.
24:27I don't want to eat this.
24:31Grab your bag.
24:32Come on.
24:33Okay.
24:34All right.
24:38Hurry.
24:39Let's go.
24:39Okay.
24:44Hey.
24:46Hi.
24:47So, tell me something good.
24:59What'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:00I ain't got nothing.
25:02That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:05The guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:07Zip.
25:07Zilch.
25:08Nada.
25:08How is that possible?
25:12How is that possible?
25:13Don't shrug it.
25:15No.
25:15That, who it?
25:18Damn it.
25:19How dare she?
25:20My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:23Money that could be spent on me.
25:26Us.
25:29Okay.
25:30This is what I want you to do.
25:31Get rid of them.
25:32If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:36And all the money goes to me.
25:39I mean us.
25:40Let me get this straight.
25:43Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, uh, ow, damn it.
25:49Don't say it out loud.
25:50It gives me the creeps.
25:51But you gotta, I mean, ow.
25:54All right, all right.
25:55I'll handle it.
25:56I'll do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:58Consider it done.
26:00Good.
26:02Let me know when you finish.
26:04Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:06Bye.
26:10There we go.
26:27We're fucked.
26:29Come on, Rev.
26:30Give us a break.
26:31Hey, that was a foul.
26:33No.
26:35No.
26:37Oh, shit.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:39Hang on.
26:40Off.
26:41Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:45Your kid's a bitch.
26:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:49Everything all right?
26:50No.
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it.
26:57What is he saying?
26:59No idea.
27:00Oh, for the love of...
27:03Listen.
27:05We all believe that you can do it.
27:07You just need to believe that you can.
27:08Look at me.
27:11Rev, can we have a second?
27:14Hey, hey, look at me.
27:16You can do this.
27:18And I know that you taking this pony cake is a big deal.
27:21And it is.
27:23But messy misses sometimes.
27:25You know?
27:26And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:30It's about you having the courage to try.
27:34And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:39Thanks.
27:40Yeah.
27:42You ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:43There you go.
27:47And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out.
27:51I promise.
27:52Okay.
27:53All right, buddy.
27:53I can do it.
28:02Come on, Ben.
28:03Come on, son.
28:04You can do it.
28:05Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:06Oh, my God.
28:09I can do it.
28:09I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:11Okay, Boobie, let's go.
28:30I have a hair appointment.
28:31Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:33Yeah.
28:34My company is opening up a third branch.
28:37And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:40And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:42Thank you, Tony.
28:44I'm actually with him now, so...
28:48With him?
28:50Yeah.
28:51You're serious?
28:52Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:57You see him out there acting on the field?
28:59Pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:06Hey!
29:06Get your own kid, you freak.
29:11Let's go.
29:12Um, I'm hard now.
29:15Ew.
29:15Okay, can we go?
29:16Let's go.
29:17Come on.
29:17Come on, let's go.
29:18I can't.
29:18I really fucking...
29:19I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:30And you got your roof fixed.
29:31I wonder who bought the building.
29:33Hmm.
29:33He seems like a really decent guy.
29:35Yeah, he does.
29:36Hey, hands up.
29:37Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:38Come on!
29:39Just...
29:40Please, don't do this.
29:41I have a child at home.
29:42Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
29:45You can take it and you can go right now, man.
29:46Just turn around.
29:47Come on.
29:48Come on.
29:49Just turn.
29:50Fuck.
29:51Damn it.
29:53Listen, sorry.
29:54It ain't nothing personal, okay?
29:57Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
30:13Dino!
30:13Thank God, man.
30:14You okay, boss?
30:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:16You okay?
30:17Okay.
30:18Okay.
30:19Wait, you two know each other?
30:25Dino is my cousin.
30:27Yeah.
30:30But he called you Boss.
30:32Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:35He was a real bossy SOB.
30:38Yeah, that's right.
30:39I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:42Lucky coincidence.
30:43Yeah, I'm very lucky.
30:45Thank you, Dino.
30:47Anytime.
30:48We should go.
30:50Come on.
30:52Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
30:56I think it will really scare him.
30:57I, um, I, um, I...
31:02What?
31:04Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:09I think I would maybe...
31:12W-what's going on?
31:14I'm falling for you.
31:16I'm in love with you.
31:18No, you aren't.
31:20Yes, I am.
31:21And what's so wrong with that?
31:23Listen, George.
31:24You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:29Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:31The plan worked.
31:34Okay?
31:35Benji's fine.
31:36He thinks that we're in love.
31:37Yeah, because we are.
31:39No, we aren't.
31:40Yes, we are.
31:41No, love ruins everything.
31:43Okay?
31:45Love was not part of the deal here.
31:47Part of the deal?
31:48What about the other night?
31:51Hmm?
31:52The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
31:55Are you serious?
31:57Yeah.
32:01Whatever, Delilah.
32:02I did.
32:02I'm not that type of guy.
32:04But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:06Oh!
32:09I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:12Delilah.
32:14Whatever.
32:15You know I'm gonna go.
32:19What?
32:21Hey, boss.
32:30How about I heat you up some soup?
32:32Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:33Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:37You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
32:42is not even what they wanted.
32:45And women are trouble.
32:46That's the bottom line.
32:47That's what I'm trying to say here.
32:49I'm sorry, man.
32:50No, it's fine.
32:52Dino, you should go home.
32:55Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
32:58Yes, sir.
32:59And you should cherish her.
33:01Yes, sir.
33:02Yeah.
33:06It's got a good one.
33:08And you should go home.
33:18And you should never leave.
33:20It's got a good one.
33:23There's nothing in here.
33:53There's nothing in here.
34:23Tell me, what you got?
34:34I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:35I'm sorry.
34:36He had some goon there.
34:38He came out of nowhere.
34:40What?
34:43They've seen my face.
34:44I got to have to lay low for a while.
34:46You idiot!
34:47I told you to do one thing.
34:50Get out!
34:52I clearly have to do everything on my own!
34:54You should have saw it, but the guy was...
34:55Idiot.
34:56Hey, sexy.
35:04Hey.
35:05What is it?
35:07What's wrong?
35:10Okay.
35:11I have to show you something.
35:13You can't laugh, okay?
35:15What?
35:16Of course.
35:18Anything for you, Boopie.
35:24Cher, they're...
35:26They're actually amazing.
35:28So you'll pitch it?
35:29Of course.
35:31Yeah.
35:32Yeah, it will.
35:33Thank you, Boopie.
35:34Wow.
35:37Incredible.
35:37Incredible.
36:04Boopie.
36:13Mama's in the mood.
36:19Boopie.
36:21Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:31Boopie.
36:32Boopie.
36:34No, wait.
37:02George.
37:02George.
37:04Please call me.
37:05I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:23George.
37:24Please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:26Benji misses you.
37:30I miss you.
37:32Call me.
37:33Call me.
37:33Fine.
37:40Bye.
37:41Fine.
37:41Barone, 7 o'clock.
37:44This better be important.
37:51Barone, 7 o'clock.
37:54This better be important.
37:55I miss you.
37:56Listen, I really need to talk with you.
38:04Can we get a coffee?
38:07Just a coffee.
38:09Okay, slam dunkin' coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:13See you then.
38:20Hey, Dino.
38:22Yes, boss?
38:23Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:25Can you follow Delilah?
38:27She's been acting a little strange,
38:28and I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:30Consider it done.
38:36So what is this about?
38:40Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
38:42No.
38:46I've been thinking about us.
38:49Us.
38:51There is no us.
38:53But there is.
38:55There could be.
38:58When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game,
39:01I knew I made a big mistake.
39:04We're a family.
39:06We're the perfect family.
39:09You've got to be kidding me.
39:10How dare you?
39:13How dare you?
39:20How dare you?
39:22Sharon, boopy!
39:23This was not my idea.
39:26You're lying.
39:27You're trying to steal my man.
39:29I already told you.
39:30He's mine, you slut.
39:32Tell her.
39:33This was your idea.
39:34He wants us to get back together.
39:36Oh.
39:37I don't know what you're talking about.
39:39Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
39:41She said it was an emergency.
39:43Something about Benji.
39:44You coward.
39:44She grabbed my hand.
39:48She was begging me.
39:49It was pathetic.
39:51Okay.
40:00Take that, you slut.
40:01I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:05You're a worm.
40:08And you're fucking crazy.
40:11And this man does not pay his child support.
40:15Okay.
40:16Okay.
40:20Boopy.
40:21Don't even start.
40:22What the hell is this?
40:23You're embarrassing me.
40:25It's disgusting.
40:25Let's go.
40:26Let's go.
40:27Come on.
40:31Hey.
40:36Hey.
40:38Thank you for meeting with me.
40:40I'm happy to see you.
40:43Yeah.
40:44What do you want, Delilah?
40:47I've been thinking about us.
40:51About our conversation the other week.
40:53And what you said.
40:57Look, I was wrong.
41:00I...
41:01What I said was wrong.
41:03And I made a mistake.
41:05And I was confused.
41:07What do you mean you were confused?
41:09How was dinner last night?
41:11With Andy.
41:14What?
41:15I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:18How do you know about that?
41:20Ah.
41:22So you did have dinner with him.
41:24And you held hands.
41:26How romantic.
41:27Oh my God.
41:28Did you have me followed?
41:29You're not even denying it.
41:32Oh, God.
41:33I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:38Yeah.
41:39And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
41:44Right.
41:44Yeah, right.
41:45And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
41:51But now I realize I was wrong.
41:53You're just an asshole.
41:54And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:04God.
42:06Oh!
42:07I hope I never have to see you again.
42:15Christ.
42:15Mom?
42:24Yeah, hon.
42:26Can I ask you a personal question?
42:30Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:33Where's George?
42:36George.
42:36You heard me.
42:38Where's George?
42:41Um...
42:42Did he have a fight?
42:46Well...
42:46Did he break up?
42:48Sometimes grown-ups, they...
42:58They have to make decisions.
43:01Well, it's okay.
43:02You broke up.
43:04Don't worry about it.
43:06I'm used to it.
43:08I'm sorry, Benji.
43:11I really am.
43:12I'm sorry.
43:12I'm sorry.
43:12I'm sorry.
43:18What was in your car, George?
43:35Thank you for meeting with me.
43:37Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:40Um, are you here alone?
43:42Yeah, it's Nagar.
43:43Mom's a rocker.
43:44Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:46He does it every time.
43:46Don't tell Mom.
43:49Okay.
43:50I want to talk about Mom.
43:54Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
43:57Mom has been super sad.
44:00And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:02You know she loves you, right?
44:05Wait, what?
44:06I can tell.
44:09Benji, it's not what you think.
44:10Look.
44:13Your mom hired me to...
44:14I know you've been pretending.
44:16What?
44:17I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:19so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:23Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:25But...
44:25And you love her too.
44:27But there's...
44:27So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
44:29and please get back together.
44:32Deal?
44:36Deal.
44:36Delilah, Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
44:41What?
44:42What?
44:43I'm...
44:43A friend of a friend of an ex
44:45had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show
44:48and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
44:52What?
44:53Wait, that is like huge.
44:55Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
44:58How are you?
44:59Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:02And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:06And guess who's going to be my date?
45:09Who?
45:09You silly!
45:10What?
45:11Yeah!
45:11Wait, those are my designs.
45:20What?
45:21Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:23You see?
45:23Oh my God, they do!
45:27We have to go.
45:49Boobie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
45:52Ooh, I agree, Boobie.
45:55There they are.
45:59Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show,
46:03we have a very special treat.
46:04Today, after years of secrecy,
46:07Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
46:12founder, and primary designer.
46:14Oh my God.
46:17We're fucked.
46:19Oh my God.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen,
46:23please put your hands together for none other than
46:25Justin Fitzgerald.
46:27Isn't that...
46:38Yes.
46:42George.
46:47Did you know about that?
46:49Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
46:51But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:54Did you know about that?
46:55Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
46:57But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:59Not a secret, Milo.
47:00A surprise.
47:02You should have said drink.
47:04Kill Benji.
47:04Wow, I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:09You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:13Oh my God.
47:14Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:19And the truth is...
47:21I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:30The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:34Holy fuck.
47:38Damn it.
47:39This isn't fair.
47:41So on this magnificent day,
47:42it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses
47:47designed by my love, Delilah.
48:04Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
48:27I do have one more important thing to say,
48:29and it is very important.
48:34Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
48:51Oh, ready?
48:53Go.
49:04Delilah,
49:13will you please do me the honor
49:15and be my wife?
49:24Delilah,
49:25will you please do me the honor
49:28and be my wife?
49:31Yes.
49:35What?
49:38Yes.
49:39You will.
49:40I will.
49:41You will.
49:56The clothing was disgusting.
49:57Terrible.
49:58Andy James,
49:59you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:02Sharon Swart,
50:03you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:06No,
50:07Boobie,
50:07Boobie,
50:07make it stop.
50:09No, no, no,
50:09Boobie,
50:09Boobie,
50:10make it stop.
50:11Oh,
50:11shut up,
50:11Sharon.
50:16I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:21Once upon a time,
50:22I thought life was about finding love,
50:25but in the end,
50:26I learned it's not just about finding love,
50:28but loving yourself,
50:31your truth,
50:32and your joy.
50:34Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
50:38And,
50:39I'm not sure you are under arrest for the most but not even though I'm in the end of this world.
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