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00:00Good morning, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here.
00:04Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
00:08My God, you'll never believe it's on Gossip Girl.
00:10Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central.
00:12I thought everything was good between us.
00:13It was.
00:14Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
00:16I didn't come back for you.
00:17Look, Blair's my best friend, and you're her boyfriend, and she loves you.
00:20You really go out with some guy you don't know?
00:22Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.
00:24Our kids are bound to me, and it's a small island.
00:25Are you sure it's not some ploy you're using my daughter to get to me now that your wife left you?
00:29Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us?
00:32We're just gonna end up like our parents?
00:34That's a dark thought.
00:35Your mother and I didn't work this hard, so you can just make things up as you go along.
00:38It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted.
00:40The question is, what do you do now?
00:43I was thinking total social destruction.
00:46Here I thought you were getting soft.
00:48It's because of their excellent program that a student here with us today is clean and sober, at least for now.
00:54She's in rehab?
00:55No, it's not her. It's your brother who's there.
00:57I know I said some things about you and your world, and I'm sorry.
01:01Why did you leave without saying goodbye?
01:03I didn't know how to be your friend after what I did.
01:06I'm so sorry.
01:08She's spotted in Central Park, two white flags waving.
01:11So what will it be?
01:12Truce or consequences?
01:15Where is she?
01:16And who am I?
01:17That's not a secret. I'll never tell.
01:20You know you love me.
01:22XOXO.
01:23XOXO.
01:24Gossip Girl.
01:26XOXO.
01:28XOXO
01:39XOXO.
01:40XOXO.
01:41XOXO.
01:53Sorry, but you're not on the list.
02:09Of course I am.
02:10This is my dream!
02:12Not anymore.
02:20Hey, Upper East Siders.
02:22There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise, and we hear Blair Waldorf's
02:27got a two-for-one special, her mom Eleanor, who just returned from Paris, and Serena
02:32Vanderwoodsen, brunch buddies.
02:33Hey!
02:34Do we have plans?
02:35Darling, it is impolite to interrupt.
02:38I was just telling Serena that Bendel's is interested in carrying my line.
02:43Really?
02:44Oh, that's fantastic!
02:46Why didn't you say something?
02:47I came back from Paris early to put together my lookbook.
02:49And if they like what they see, it could be the beginning of an entire lifestyle collection.
02:55Because more people should be like you, Mother.
02:58But before you tuck into that, you might find the low-fat yogurt more appealing.
03:06I lost two pounds when you were away.
03:07And you look marvelous.
03:09Wow, these are beautiful, Ms. Waldorf.
03:11Well, they will be.
03:12It's a little squished from traveling.
03:14Darling, please, Serena, you have to come back later when everything is unpacked.
03:19I would love to hear your thoughts.
03:20You do have such great personal style.
03:22Oh, thank you.
03:23But I don't think we'll be able to.
03:24Blair and I have plans today.
03:25Oh.
03:26We do?
03:27Serena and Blair might have plans for the day, but Nate and Chuck are fully booked for
03:31the weekend, if they survive it.
03:33Found it.
03:34Piaget.
03:35Can you just call it a watch?
03:36For the cost more than 10 grand, it earns a proper name.
03:38How about this?
03:40Definitely that.
03:42Babe Ruth's called shot.
03:43The most famous homer he ever hit.
03:46Better safe than sorry.
03:54Here we go.
04:01You've lived through Ivy Week and hopefully gained entry to the college of your choice.
04:05Now, let's ruin those chances.
04:07Let me remind you of the rules.
04:09As of this moment, there is no outside world that I do not show you.
04:12You eat what I provide, practice what I preach.
04:14Until I say so, the only girls you talk to are the ones I've paid for.
04:20Let the last weekend commence.
04:22One, two, three, quits!
04:25One, two, flip all day.
04:26Dead queens.
04:27Got a rapper J.M.J.
04:28In the Bronx.
04:29Let him know that he don't play.
04:31Stronger man.
04:32If you're in the house tonight.
04:33Chavez.
04:34Put him up if you're all right.
04:36We brought the Sasquatch.
04:41Isn't that Carter Basin?
04:43I haven't seen him since he was a senior and he was in the eighth grade.
04:46It's intense.
04:48Are you high?
04:49He looks like Matthew McConaughey between movies.
04:52The guy's a loser.
04:53Look, anyone who trades their trust fund for a fanny pack flies in the face of Paul.
04:58They just won't be the Chuck Bass.
05:00Nate Archibald.
05:01Is that you?
05:02Faze and my man.
05:03I heard you went rogue.
05:05I look to tell about it.
05:06Hey.
05:07Seems like someone's itinerary didn't leave room for interlopers.
05:10Doesn't Chuck know a party isn't a party until someone crashes?
05:13Oh God.
05:17I forgot what it was like to be with you.
05:20They were looking at both of us.
05:22Don't insult me.
05:23It's been like this all morning.
05:24Starting with your lovely visit with my mother.
05:26She didn't even call me to tell me she was coming home.
05:28No, she was busy.
05:29She was rushing to get home and everything.
05:31Because she wanted to see you.
05:32She didn't even wake me up.
05:33Well, you know how Eleanor feels about beauty rest.
05:36She likes you more than me.
05:37She does not.
05:38You are her daughter.
05:39She doesn't like anyone more than you.
05:41She just, I don't know, doesn't know how to show it sometimes.
05:44Okay.
05:45I'm going inside.
05:46Wait for me.
05:47I'll be right back.
05:54Humphrey!
05:55Dan!
05:56Hey!
05:57Hey!
05:58Oh my God, this is what I love about this city.
06:00You're always bumping into people.
06:02What are you doing here?
06:03I'm just on my way back from my mom's.
06:05Dropping Jenny off up in Hudson.
06:06Picked up a couple of Cubans for me and my dad.
06:08Sandwiches, not cigars.
06:13Hey, remember you said we could get together sometime and not talk?
06:18I was just wondering, is it sometime?
06:20That was disgusting.
06:21The DOH should shut them down.
06:23The bathroom?
06:24No, the people.
06:25It's called Nolita, not no showers.
06:27What are you doing here?
06:28Do I smell pork?
06:30And cheese?
06:32Okay.
06:33Well, when you're done with your charity work, why don't you come find me?
06:36I'll be at Tori Garche looking at ponchos.
06:37Isn't that the girl who told the entire school and, oh, several colleges that you had a drug problem?
06:46Yeah.
06:47Yeah.
06:48But, you know, Blair can be a little Blair.
06:52Yeah.
06:53We're actually trying to work things out.
06:54Today's our first day hanging out together alone.
06:57Ooh.
06:58Ooh.
06:59So I should probably get back.
07:01Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:02Yeah.
07:03But, um, call me sometime.
07:04So we can get together and do that thing you didn't ask me to do.
07:08You gotta shake your ass.
07:10Okay.
07:11Okay.
07:12So I don't understand.
07:13The last time I saw your sister, she said your family locked you out and you've fallen off the face of the earth.
07:20I didn't.
07:21I just fell off the face of theirs.
07:23But once you turn away from money, you see it doesn't buy you free night.
07:26It pays for your prison.
07:27They say I disappeared, but all I did was break out.
07:29Where'd you go?
07:30I did not.
07:31I added the cleanup post-Katrina, spent a year rebuilding Machu Picchu, which, let me tell you, has changed my life.
07:36I bought an HD cam and started filming it for a documentary.
07:39You're the guy who gave us our first joint, snuck us into our first club, and you're gonna tell me the life of a YouTube filmmaker is better than this.
07:47You invented the lost weekend.
07:49Yeah, who cares about a party when you can travel the world?
07:51Exactly.
07:52In the real world, the only thing that matters is who you are, not what you are.
07:55As much as I love the speech about not needing material things from a guy who has that much product in his hair, this party is about excess, not exposition.
08:05Stop talking.
08:06It's like partying.
08:08Now, here is something that doesn't need material.
08:11As a matter of fact, it's about to come off.
08:14Who's with me?
08:16I think I'm just gonna hang in here for a bit.
08:18Fine.
08:19I hate to break up a match set anyway.
08:26How about we continue this over some cards?
08:28None of this crap these kids are playing.
08:29Texas Hold'em is dead.
08:31No, I'll show you some real action.
08:33You know what?
08:34I'm in this weekly game.
08:35I'm in this corner in Queens.
08:37Goes all night.
08:38It's the real deal.
08:39High stakes, big money, people with the kind of stores that will put mine in shame.
08:44You should...
08:45You should come.
08:46Megan.
08:47Yeah?
08:48This one.
08:49Mr. Q at the Chloe show because she was throwing up a pair.
08:52Ugh.
08:53She was in Vera's Vogue spread.
08:54I don't use Vera's models.
08:55None of these are right.
08:56Well, that's because you're looking at the high fashion book when you should be looking for a new face.
09:00You know, someone who looks good in your clothes.
09:02Someone in this book.
09:03Like I told you.
09:04I hate the American apparel effect.
09:07But they're closer to what you need.
09:08They're now.
09:09They're hip.
09:10If this person is supposed to represent Waldorf designs, you have to find me someone worthy of the clothes.
09:17Someone like me.
09:19Someone like my daughter.
09:23Well, why not her?
09:25You want your line to represent the Waldorf lifestyle.
09:28Who better to represent you than one of your own family?
09:30She was my first dress form.
09:32She'd love to.
09:34I would?
09:35Eleanor?
09:37Yes.
09:38It's perfect.
09:39Eleanor Waldorf meet the new face of Waldorf for Bendels.
09:46Is that a smile we see on Bea's lips?
09:48The spotlight's on her for once and S actually helped her get it.
09:52I guess miracles can happen.
09:54It's going to be so hot.
09:56The clothes are gorgeous.
09:57They're all right.
09:58Shut up.
09:59They're amazing.
10:00I'm just doing my mom a favor.
10:02I'm here to make a test of this tonight.
10:04I think this is my best pose.
10:05That's because you can't see what you look like.
10:07You're just a hand model and that's it.
10:08The right way is this.
10:09Uh-uh, uh-uh.
10:10Girls, no.
10:11This is how you do it.
10:12No, no, no.
10:13You've got to curve your spine forward a long gaze.
10:15Oh, no.
10:16You're doing it all wrong.
10:17Look, you're missing the case.
10:18Look, look, look.
10:19You've got to put your hand on the hip and pop.
10:21That's how you've got to do it.
10:22What happened?
10:25Hello?
10:26Who's this?
10:27Oh.
10:28Oh, Darren.
10:29Turn up the Vandermans.
10:30Claire.
10:31Who?
10:32Give me my phone.
10:33Dan?
10:34Humphrey?
10:35Who is it?
10:36I'm sorry.
10:37The number you've dialed is no longer in service.
10:38Who is it?
10:39I'm doing you a favor.
10:40Look, I can hear you.
10:41Can I just please talk to Serena?
10:42Apparently you can, Cabbage Patch.
10:43Come on, let me have it.
10:44Hello?
10:45Dan.
10:46Hey, I'm so, so sorry.
10:47I'm so, so ready to hang out.
10:49Blair was just playing.
10:50You have my full attention, I promise.
10:52Good, because I was calling to ask you to not talk with me at a movie tonight.
10:56Tonight?
10:57Where?
10:58What time?
10:59To Sunshine, 7 o'clock.
11:00I'd love to.
11:01Uh, I'll see you there.
11:03See you there.
11:04It's complicated, isn't it?
11:17I can't stop staring at it.
11:19It's difficult work.
11:20I mean that in the best way.
11:22It's...
11:23enigmatic.
11:27Reminds me of an early bacon or schnavel.
11:29The artist is in Hudson.
11:31I've represented her for some time.
11:34Rufus.
11:35Beck Simon.
11:36I've heard a lot about your gallery.
11:38I wasn't expecting a piece like this from a former rock star.
11:41I prefer one hit one dare.
11:44What turned you gallerist?
11:48I've always had artistic pursuits.
11:49We have something in common.
11:51I always pursue artists.
11:52I've been in Brooklyn all day looking for work for a client.
11:55I'm a buyer.
11:56I didn't think I'd find a piece like this and I don't think it'll be here long.
12:00I'd like to put it on hold.
12:02May I?
12:03Yeah, of course.
12:04What time do you close?
12:06I'll stay open.
12:08Good.
12:20What is Carter still doing here?
12:22I invited him.
12:23Or he invited himself.
12:24That is his style.
12:25Begging us to break free of our prisons while stuffing his face with free food and draining
12:30our booze.
12:31He's a deadbeat and a hypocrite.
12:33And a good ball player if I remember right.
12:35You sure you just don't want to lose to him, Chuck?
12:37Maybe if your daddy bought your basketball team instead of a hotel you'd have some skill.
12:41But this is the last weekend with juniors, not senior citizens.
12:44Go jump into a volcano.
12:45Would you sell it on the court?
12:46Sell it right now.
12:47Hey, chill.
12:48No.
12:49This is my game.
12:50I pick the players.
12:51I did.
12:52I'll go.
12:53Hey, hey, man.
12:54Is that a card game, man?
12:55Yeah.
12:56He takes me to the address later.
12:57Oh.
12:58You didn't have to do that, man.
12:59Nobody wanted him here.
13:00There's an older brother bringing everyone down.
13:02Just play some more.
13:03Okay, Blair.
13:04Relax.
13:05Just chin down.
13:06Hold it there.
13:07And...
13:08Okay, you ready?
13:09Okay.
13:10One more.
13:11This time.
13:12Let's exhale.
13:13Jump around.
13:14Loosen up.
13:15Really loosen up on this one.
13:16Let's relax into it.
13:17I can give you the biggest pose you've got.
13:18That's it.
13:19Come on.
13:20Big.
13:21Big.
13:22Big.
13:23Big.
13:24Big.
13:25Big.
13:26Big.
13:27Big.
13:28Big.
13:29Big.
13:30Big.
13:31Big.
13:32Big.
13:33Who chose this girl?
13:34Eleanor, why?
13:35She's so prim.
13:36Stiff.
13:37Like a bookcase.
13:38Yeah, but she looks stunning in the clothes, don't you?
13:40To my eye, like a goddess.
13:42To this eye, bleh.
13:43Like a statue.
13:44This is retail.
13:45It's not an editorial.
13:46She needs to let go.
13:47Have fun.
13:48Loosen up.
13:49How's the client going to like the dress?
13:50I wasn't even like herself.
13:57Hey!
13:58First of all, you look amazing.
14:00I know.
14:01But look, can I give you a little tip?
14:03How did I know this was coming?
14:04No, no, look.
14:05All you need to do is maybe you could, uh, loosen up a little.
14:07You know?
14:08Shake it out.
14:09Um, maybe you could be goofy.
14:10Like when we were ten and we would dance around a genie in a bottle in your mom's clothes.
14:14Help me.
14:15Help me.
14:16Um, okay, uh, act like a tiger.
14:20Okay?
14:21Come on.
14:23Ah!
14:24You got a whore.
14:25Ah!
14:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:27Give me more tiger.
14:28Give me more tiger.
14:29You're in a jungle.
14:30Ah!
14:31You're savage.
14:32You're Venus in the half shell, right?
14:33So just...
14:34Ah!
14:35Ah!
14:36Ah!
14:37Ah!
14:38Let's do something crazy like Brittany with the umbrella.
14:39Okay?
14:40Brittany with the umbrella.
14:41Go!
14:42Ah!
14:43Ah!
14:44Ah!
14:45Ah!
14:46Ah!
14:47Ah!
14:48Ah!
14:49Posh spice in America.
14:50Ready?
14:51Go!
14:52That's cyborg spice to you.
14:53Ah!
14:54Okay, you gotta pop more and strike.
14:55Remember I taught you the handle myth?
14:56Strike it and pop.
14:57Come on, give me more, give me more.
14:58You're sexy beast.
14:59Oh, it looks so good.
15:00You're doing so good.
15:01You got it.
15:02I'm gonna move you up.
15:03Pop, pop, pop.
15:04What are you doing?
15:05Oh, shoot.
15:06I gotta go meet Dan.
15:07No, you're sitting here.
15:08I need you.
15:09I can't let my mother down.
15:17Hiya.
15:18Hey.
15:19You almost here?
15:20Hey.
15:21I'm really, really sorry, but I'm kind of stuck at this photo shoot with Blair.
15:24It's a long story, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it.
15:27Oh.
15:28A photo shoot, huh?
15:29It sounds really superficial, I know, but it's important to her and, you know, she's important
15:33to me.
15:34But I'll make it up to you though, I promise.
15:35No, it's no big deal, really.
15:36Don't worry about it.
15:37You're the best.
15:38I knew you'd understand.
15:39I'll call you later.
15:40Yeah, yeah.
15:46How many?
15:47Uh...
15:48None.
15:59You're still here.
16:00Yeah, I told you I'd wait.
16:01The man who keeps his word.
16:02I like it.
16:03You get a chance to talk to your client?
16:06I'm back, aren't I?
16:07Write me up an invoice.
16:08Really?
16:09That's great.
16:10You're awfully excited.
16:11This isn't your first time, is it?
16:12Selling a painting.
16:13Few firsts are left for me.
16:14But the artist will be very pleased.
16:15She's been doing other things for a while.
16:16It's kind of a big deal for her.
16:17Well, for my client too, this is a very special piece.
16:20You wouldn't want to, I don't know, celebrate with a drink?
16:26Um, actually the previously mentioned excited artist is my wife.
16:27I thought you said the artist lived in Hudson.
16:28Long commute.
16:29She lives there.
16:30Uh-uh.
16:31She lives there.
16:32Um, her.
16:35And she lives there.
16:37You know, it's kind of a big deal for her.
16:40Um, actually the previously mentioned excited artist is my wife.
16:52I thought you said the artist lived in Hudson, long commute.
16:56She lives there, I don't.
17:05If the trains ever stop running.
17:10Phase three, Pup Croft, five barrels.
17:22Fifty Pups, five hundred chances to get laid.
17:25And remember, don't dip your shillelagh in the Ron Contra gold.
17:30Let's go, you can think about your boyfriend inside.
17:32I'm not coming.
17:35Seriously, Carter Basin sucks.
17:38All right, I don't know what spell he's put you under, but he's not your friend.
17:42He can't be trusted.
17:43And why is that?
17:43Because he doesn't believe what you believe in?
17:45It's exactly what he said.
17:46The money, the drugs, the privileges, they're just keeping us numb so we don't notice it's
17:50better out there than the real world.
17:51The real world.
17:52Everyone out there wants to be us.
17:54You know what you aspire to and not run away from.
17:58You really don't get me, do you?
18:00That dream of yours, you know, what is it really?
18:03Because I hear you talk about how you don't want to go to Dartmouth, and how you don't
18:08want to follow in your father's footsteps, but what exactly do you want?
18:13All I know is it's not this.
18:15Well, you better discover what it is before you throw everything away trying to find it.
18:21Now, where are you going?
18:22How was the movie?
18:49Uh, missable.
18:51Literally.
18:51I don't know about Serena, Dad.
18:55I can't tell if she's worth it.
18:59What do you mean?
19:00Well, uh, she's best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf, who is basically everything I
19:08hate about the Upper East Side, distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon-mant-tossing,
19:14label-whoring package of girly evil.
19:17My one's that bad.
19:19She is.
19:19I would barely be exaggerating if I told you Medusa wants her withering glare back.
19:23Well, if there's anything I've learned, it's that usually there's something beneath the surface
19:28with people like that that make them act the way they do.
19:30Like what, the OJ in her mimosa was from Concentrate, not Fresh Squeeze?
19:34And what does this say about Serena, that this is her best friend?
19:38I dated a girl like Serena once.
19:45Actually, a lot like Serena.
19:48And girls like that are challenging, it's true.
19:51They're complicated and enigmatic and usually worth it.
19:56And the only way you'll know for sure is to jump in with both feet.
20:01What happened with you?
20:04I swam for a while.
20:07Till I drowned.
20:08Oh.
20:11Well, thanks.
20:12That's a great story, Dad.
20:14Now get some sleep and I will see you in the morning.
20:19We'll go to the photo shoot together.
20:24You haven't done this since I was little.
20:26You haven't been in bed by ten since you were little.
20:28You looked beautiful tonight, you know?
20:34Really?
20:51Hello?
20:52How was the movie?
20:53Did I miss something amazing?
20:55Well, even without the movie.
20:57Don't be cocky.
20:59I'm calling you with a makeup plan.
21:01Oh, are you now?
21:02I am.
21:03How would you like to see what really happens at a fashion shoot?
21:06I'm sorry, this is Dan Humphrey.
21:08Are you sure you're not trying to reach my sister?
21:10Look, I know it's a grilly offer, but you on this.
21:13I'll be there.
21:14Can I bet on that?
21:15Because law of averages says I lose my shirt.
21:17Oh, come on.
21:18It's Blair's shoot, so I have to be there for moral support.
21:21Blair?
21:21Well, I'm definitely not going now.
21:23Look, she's really not as bad as you think.
21:25Besides, she's going to be so busy with the shoot
21:27that you won't even have to see her.
21:28And since it's so boring on the sidelines,
21:31you'll have my full attention.
21:34Okay, what if I buy you anything you want from craft service?
21:37I thought craft service was free.
21:39I'll see you in the morning at 8.
21:40I'm texting you in the address.
21:40I'm hanging out before thou doth protest again.
21:42Both feet, Humphrey.
21:52What's the emergency?
21:54Apart from my not getting my sleep before the big day, Laurel.
21:57And why couldn't we simply have disgusted over the phone?
21:59Because if we didn't meet in person, I couldn't show you these.
22:03I don't think this girl is what you're trying to say.
22:05Unapproachable, controlled, perfect.
22:07She is not unapproachable.
22:10She is poised.
22:11It's regal.
22:12Look, I know she's your daughter,
22:14and I don't want to make problems,
22:15but your girl is rigid like a twig.
22:19You know, she's afraid to let you in.
22:21So your works of art, and she,
22:24fail to achieve...
22:26What's the word?
22:29Symbiosis.
22:29What can be done at this stage?
22:37Your daughter is beautiful.
22:38Yes, but this girl, this girl, has it.
22:42She is warm like sunshine.
22:44She has fun.
22:45She will make the clients think if they buy these clothes,
22:47then they will have fun too.
22:48But this is your line, Eleanor.
22:50It's completely your choice.
22:53The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot
23:07are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery.
23:10No food or drink 12 hours prior,
23:12wear comfortable clothing,
23:13and make sure your affairs are in order.
23:15You never know what could go wrong in a flash.
23:17Hey, Bea, you must either be sleeping
23:22or already on your way,
23:23but I can't wait to see you at the shoot.
23:25We're gonna have so much fun!
23:27Oh, thank God you're awake!
23:30Am I late?
23:31Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
23:32Did I ever sleep?
23:33Darling, I have some bad news.
23:35Carrie, that fool of a photographer,
23:36thinks we need to go in a different direction.
23:39With the scene?
23:41With the model.
23:43Oh.
23:44Darling, I hired these people for their expertise.
23:47And ultimately, they feel that
23:49we would be doing the brand a disservice.
23:52I cannot apologize enough.
23:54I know that you were really looking forward to this.
23:56No, I wasn't.
23:57I'm glad I don't have to go.
23:59I hate shoots.
24:00They're so boring.
24:01You should have Alessandra Ambrosio, not an amateur.
24:03We'll have dinner after, yes?
24:05Steak fruits and crepes at Café Desartes.
24:09Just like old times.
24:10I will see you later.
24:15Hey, yes.
24:16All right.
24:17I hope you're not already there,
24:19because as it turns out,
24:20my modeling career is over faster
24:22than Jessica Simpson's acting one.
24:26Now that I think about it,
24:28maybe we should crash the shoot anyway
24:30and see what they replace me with.
24:33Make fun of this skinny bitch?
24:34How could you?
24:38Actually, I like to see it.
24:40This is no joke, I'm free.
24:44What are you doing with that?
24:45The question is, what are you doing selling it to me?
24:48You.
24:51You're Bex's client.
24:52Oh, and you didn't know.
24:53I'm just surprised you hired someone with taste.
24:54Well, I'm equally as shocked,
24:56because when she said she found something amazing in Brooklyn,
24:58your gallery never entered my mind.
25:00You'd have to actually recognize art to remember the place.
25:02What I recognize is the fact that your wife
25:04would not want this hanging in my house.
25:06Allison's a professional artist.
25:07She doesn't do background checks on prospective buyers,
25:09and neither do I.
25:10Besides, it's been almost 20 years.
25:12And you still don't know women?
25:13And you still know it all.
25:14Your wife despises me.
25:17I wouldn't say that.
25:19Well, she did.
25:21I mean, she may have been wearing a slip dress
25:23and Doc Martens at the time,
25:24but she definitely meant it.
25:25She's not like you.
25:26She doesn't hold on to that stuff.
25:28Why don't you call and ask her?
25:30Or are you still giving her her space?
25:33Because trust me, putting this up in my house,
25:35even having this conversation with you,
25:37will only drive her further away.
25:39Well, what do you want me to do then?
25:43Take it back.
25:45You can call it back and set up a refund.
25:52So what did you think of it?
25:55I thought it was extraordinary.
26:09Hey, no phones.
26:39Oh, right.
26:40Sorry, man.
26:41How much you up?
26:43$5,000.
26:44That's insane, amigo.
26:46You should probably quit one in my head, huh?
26:47Why don't we just start it?
26:48I've had a good one.
26:50Plus, it's better to leave all air up.
26:51I'm not going to let you do that, bro.
26:53The table's about to get smaller.
26:54People are going to start showing their real stuff.
26:56Up until now, it's been cards,
26:57but from now on, it's an adventure.
27:02Just a couple more hands.
27:03All right, Jen.
27:04Santee up.
27:06Okay.
27:06Let's do it.
27:19You've got to be kidding me.
27:20Fantastic.
27:21One, two, three.
27:23Oh, there she is.
27:24Claire, come on, quick.
27:26What took you so long?
27:26Hey!
27:31Claire!
27:35Claire!
27:35Claire, wait, where are you going?
27:37Claire, wait, why are you so mad?
27:39Why am I mad?
27:40You mean, why aren't I furious?
27:41I can't believe for one second I thought that it would be different this time.
27:44I thought what would be different.
27:45You couldn't deal with the spotlight shining on me for once, could you?
27:48What are you talking about?
27:49I was told we were doing this together.
27:51What?
27:51Did you not get my message?
27:52What about this morning, then?
27:54When you glanced at the call sheet, did you see my name on it?
27:56When I wasn't in hair and makeup, didn't that seem strange?
27:58When the dressing room had only your name on the door, what, did you think they just forgot?
28:01I was told you were running late, and they asked me to do some test shots first.
28:05Claire, they told me you wanted me here.
28:07And you believe them?
28:08Look, Claire, I encouraged you to do this.
28:11Why would I try to steal something from you that I pushed you to do?
28:13Because you take everything from me!
28:15Nate, my mom!
28:16Claire!
28:16You can't even help it!
28:17It's who you are!
28:21I just thought maybe this time it would be different.
28:24I should have known I'd be wrong.
28:28Great!
28:31Spotted.
28:31Lonely Boy's rude awakening.
28:33Upper East Side queens aren't born at the top.
28:36They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it.
28:40All right.
28:41All right.
28:41All right.
28:42We need a badge.
28:43I know.
28:44There you are.
28:45Terry, one of you.
28:46Eleanor, I quit.
28:48Now, wait a minute.
28:49Why?
28:50I think you know why.
28:51Because of Blair.
28:52I know that she will support my decision once I explain it to her.
28:55You know you love the spotlight.
28:57You always have.
28:57It's part of your charm.
28:58There is nothing wrong with that.
29:01Who are you?
29:02What are you doing here?
29:06I have no idea, actually.
29:07I...
29:08I...
29:08Yeah, I'll wrap it up.
29:13Hey, I kind of overheard you guys in the stairwell that...
29:22Dan, look, I really can't go here right now.
29:24Oh, okay.
29:25Well, forget I said anything then.
29:27In fact, you know what?
29:28I'm mute.
29:28I'll just stand here and blink real quiet.
29:31Unless you want me to...
29:32Hand me my jeans?
29:33Yes, please.
29:34It's just, uh...
29:39I thought you wanted to be on the sidelines here.
29:43I thought you wanted to be here for your friend Blair.
29:45You know, we were going to get craft service, and I'd have your full attention.
29:53Sit.
29:55I don't think I have to.
29:57Look, Dan, Blair's mom basically tricked me into coming here because she didn't want Blair.
30:12How do you tell your best friend something like that?
30:16Oh, I...
30:17I didn't...
30:18I guess they...
30:18Look, you know what, Dan, just go, okay?
30:20I need to clean up, and I just need to get out of here.
30:22Okay.
30:27Sorry to send you here to talk to me.
30:35I'm leaving it out.
30:35I actually came here myself.
30:40Normally, I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot.
30:57My, uh, my mom kind of left us a couple months ago.
31:03Only my dad and my sister don't really see that because she told us she had to go away for the summer to, um, to follow her dream of being an artist.
31:17But it's, it's not summer anymore, and she's still up there, and it's all she seems to care about right now.
31:26Every time I go to see her, I tell myself, this time, I'm going to tell her what I think.
31:30This time, I'm going to look her in the eye and say, either come home or leave for good.
31:36And so there I was, just the other day, I was sitting across the table from her, looking her straight in the eye.
31:43And I didn't say anything.
31:47You're not.
31:49Uh, I don't know.
31:54But I wish I had.
31:55Because even if it didn't change anything, she'd know how I felt.
32:06The bullet, gentlemen.
32:08First bet.
32:13Five thousand.
32:14Five to call.
32:16Hey, I don't have the money.
32:17Call us, Ben.
32:18Look, hey, you guys okay with the marker?
32:24Look, I don't think it's such a good idea.
32:25If you're ever going to take a risk, start now.
32:29What's the point of anything, Les?
32:30It's fine.
32:42You sure he's good for it?
32:43Of course he is.
32:44He's an archipel.
32:48Thank you, ten thousand.
32:49Five to call.
32:54Call.
32:59Show your cards.
33:00Trip Bullock's trip aces takeoff.
33:08That's rough.
33:09You told me to.
33:10It's the luck of the draw, my friend.
33:11He had three aces.
33:12Look, I don't, um, it might take me a little while to get the money.
33:16Wait, wait, wait.
33:17Wait, a little while?
33:19Come on, man.
33:21Snap your fingers.
33:28Wait a minute.
33:29Are you in with these guys?
33:31Did you play me?
33:32No.
33:33Are you playing me?
33:33Come on.
33:35Is he a sense of yes?
33:36Give him the money, man.
33:37Money means nothing to you.
33:38These guys aren't playing, but no one has to get hurt.
33:40I'm trying to help you out.
33:40Yeah, you're a real friend.
33:41We'll let you in here, Bass.
33:46All right, he set me up.
33:47No one forced his hand.
33:48Your boy lost fair and square.
33:49Did you?
33:50Look, man, if you don't get him the money right away, I'm going to tell everyone where you live
33:52and they can come get it from your daddy.
33:54What do you think about that?
33:55Look, we'll be on my watch and my ball.
33:59You keep them.
34:01Take care of these guys.
34:02I don't call the cops, and we walk out of here.
34:14It's cool.
34:15I got it.
34:32I'm going to have to transfer some money and pray the captain doesn't notice before I find
34:35a way to put it back.
34:36You don't have to pay me back.
34:37No, I mean, it was worth every cent to see the last of that gun.
34:40No, I want to.
34:42I mean it.
34:43Thanks.
34:45I can't be right.
34:49What's up?
34:49It says I'm zeroed out.
34:50Maybe you have the wrong account.
34:51No, no, no, no, no.
34:52There must be something wrong.
34:53I accessed his account last month, and it said there was almost 200,000.
34:59Hey, Tom.
35:00Thanks for getting back to me so quickly.
35:01Your message said it was important.
35:03Yeah, I was checking my account, and I came across what I assumed to be an error in that
35:07my trust seems to have a zero balance.
35:10Oh, I thought you knew.
35:11That account was drained weeks ago.
35:14Drained?
35:15By who?
35:17Your father.
35:18He said he discussed it with you.
35:23Hey, but we have to solve this.
35:24I mean, what are we going to do with you?
35:26No, I mean, Kate, let me do this.
35:27Blair, honey, there's been a terrible mistake.
35:29How would you like your job back?
35:30Did you choose Serena over me?
35:31You could have picked a stranger.
35:35You didn't have to choose my best friend.
35:38Do you think I wouldn't find out?
35:39I was going to tell you tonight.
35:42That dinner.
35:42There was no right decision.
35:45I mean, there wasn't any time.
35:48I know you can understand all this.
35:50It was mishandled.
35:52The whole thing from top to bottom.
35:55They actually want me to agree with you.
35:57Bendel's will legitimize this company.
36:00It will take everything to the next level.
36:02You know how hard I have worked for that.
36:04You've always been my biggest supporter, my biggest fan.
36:07I'm your daughter.
36:08And as my daughter, I knew that you would forgive me in time.
36:12But if my company had lost this deal because of you,
36:15I'd never forgive myself.
36:21I hope you never do.
36:23You didn't hear it from us, but in every girl's life,
36:26there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother
36:29just might be more messed up than she is.
36:37You're still here?
36:43Yeah, well, I thought I couldn't leave without bringing you
36:45something from craft service.
36:48And telling you that I'm sorry I judged you.
36:51Well, I'm sorry I gave you a reason to.
36:55Hey, how about you ask me out again?
36:58How about you actually show up?
37:00Okay, no drama, no disruptions, I promise.
37:03Promise?
37:04Oh, no, that means it's never going to happen now.
37:05Okay, quick, I take it back, I even promise.
37:08Friday, 8 o'clock.
37:11I think we can agree to those terms.
37:14But you can't wear those shoes.
37:17Or that hair.
37:20That hair.
37:21Okay, see you then.
37:28All right.
37:34So you were right.
37:36I know.
37:36When I got that call,
37:37I should have known you had nothing to do with it.
37:40And I should never push you to do this whole thing in the first place.
37:44Actually, I'm glad you pushed me.
37:47It ended up being a very important day for me.
37:49I just thought it was going to be more fun.
37:52I know.
37:53I know.
37:53You know what?
37:53I know.
37:53Me too.
38:01Hey, you know what?
38:02Who says it's so comfy?
38:04Come on.
38:05Come on.
38:06Come on.
38:06This just in, S&B committing a crime of fashion.
38:16Who doesn't love a five-finger discount, especially if one of those fingers is the middle one?
38:21Where are my clothes?
38:25Everyone knows you can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends.
38:29And in a world ruled by bloodlines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pound.
38:34As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, there's no denying you'd all be a little less rich without them.
38:57And Serena and Blair, they do besties better than anyone.
39:04No, that's not a tear in my eye.
39:11It's just allergies.
39:12Without you, I'm nothing.
39:15Gossip Girl.