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00:00:00Thank you very much.
00:00:30Oh, Dad.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:47Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:22So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:39Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:42But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:45I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:01Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:03No.
00:02:05Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06Sue, I have a date.
00:02:07Oh, so do I.
00:02:10Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:43Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be, I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing.
00:02:58With you and me.
00:03:00Together.
00:03:08Jake, no.
00:03:09I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:11You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:17Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:29Okay.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:30Oh, baby.
00:03:42You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:48Sex God.
00:03:49Lexi is so upset she's speechless.
00:03:58You're right.
00:03:59I bet.
00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:17Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:21When did you get home?
00:04:22So, is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of
00:04:36him.
00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her.
00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th.
00:04:51Eight.
00:04:52Maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys.
00:04:55I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:22Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:32I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:06Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:12To church.
00:06:13To pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting this in sleep.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:28Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accused myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:50I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:00Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse?
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:07:20If you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:24Woody.
00:07:25Woody?
00:07:28Ah!
00:07:30How could you do this?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
00:07:42Yes.
00:07:43Yes!
00:07:45Run!
00:07:45Run!
00:07:46Home run!
00:07:48Damn it!
00:07:51Fucking Yankees.
00:07:53Sorry.
00:08:17Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:20Would you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:23Jeez.
00:08:24Can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking!
00:08:48You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign.
00:08:56At church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:09I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:20Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:23Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:37Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:37Hey, um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthday.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at me short?
00:09:59Well, the house looks done.
00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:03We finally turn 18 and finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep,
00:10:09because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake,
00:10:14and I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:16But Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chair?
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:33My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:56Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:00What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:18See you in the morning.
00:11:27I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:30I knew it would happen.
00:12:00So perfect.
00:12:01So perfect.
00:12:30I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:52Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:55Tomorrow's the rest of the day.
00:13:09Okay.
00:13:09Oh, my gosh.
00:13:32They're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:35Hurry.
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to start.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55I'm going to wrap your mouth, too.
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Guys, seriously, come on.
00:14:09Hurry up.
00:14:11Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:17Um, you should put that down, though, because it's, like, it's really...
00:14:21Very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:28Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30I thought so.
00:14:30Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.
00:14:57Nice.
00:14:58Nice.
00:15:00Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:10Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to pump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23Buster, such a cutie.
00:15:31Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:34All right, sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37I'll see you later.
00:15:40I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:43This is expensive.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:44Jake! Hi!
00:15:46Hey, Ben.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:01Oh, hon.
00:16:03Come here.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:11You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:13And I have a present for you
00:16:16that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, Ralph.
00:16:21We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:24A little bit.
00:16:27All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:41Check it out!
00:16:44Dare me.
00:16:47Woo-hoo!
00:16:55Look at you.
00:16:56Look at the dare me.
00:17:00Oh, dude.
00:17:01Look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03I don't...
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey!
00:17:05I do!
00:17:05Move!
00:17:06Come on, lame!
00:17:07Oh, all right.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the move.
00:17:1220 bucks says,
00:17:13by the end of the day,
00:17:14I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah!
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:25Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:28Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no.
00:17:34Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:36Just come on.
00:17:38Open.
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:42Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on,
00:17:44but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50He just, like, disappeared.
00:17:51Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:07How come I've never met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:18:11Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where he went.
00:18:23Oh, well.
00:18:25Liquid courage?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:32Vodka cranberry?
00:18:33It's really simple.
00:18:36Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I can go meet her dad.
00:18:40Sue?
00:18:41Are you okay?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just guys.
00:18:47Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49It's gonna be fine.
00:18:49Is Chris here?
00:18:56Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:59No.
00:18:59He does not have gay face.
00:19:01I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm gonna do it.
00:19:09Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:12No.
00:19:13He does not have gay face.
00:19:14I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:16I'm gonna do it.
00:19:17I'm gonna do this.
00:19:19Good luck.
00:19:22Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:28Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:31Yeah, my favorite chapter of the song is War.
00:19:41Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:46Uh, in private?
00:19:47Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:07Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:15And I really want to...
00:20:18Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue!
00:20:21What's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue.
00:20:29Sue.
00:20:29Sue.
00:20:29I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you, too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:40I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:43I like you, too.
00:20:45Really?
00:20:46You do?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48I really do.
00:20:49It's just...
00:20:49I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00That man.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:10You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about
00:21:19him, up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed
00:21:31over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty,
00:21:41under that hot, hot sun.
00:21:45I just feel such compassion.
00:21:48I think about those things, too.
00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:56I just find it too hard.
00:21:57It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.
00:22:04So...
00:22:06So...
00:22:08We're gonna go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're gonna tell you three months.
00:22:19Hey, Ty.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Have you seen Jake?
00:22:23Uh, no.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25All right.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:29All right, focus.
00:22:30Focus, focus.
00:22:31Oh, there he is.
00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:43How could he?
00:23:00Sue, what happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:04Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for
00:23:17you.
00:23:18Look, the only way you're gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what
00:23:23kind of woman you really are, deep inside.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:30Where?
00:23:31To meet your dark side.
00:23:32So, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:23:54I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:21Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue?
00:24:24I'm almost...
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:33Oh!
00:24:34What?
00:24:36What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:45I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:55Fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:03Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've
00:25:07never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:19Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:21It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:23Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:29And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:43Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:50Booseye!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:53Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:57Bang.
00:25:59Good boy.
00:26:00Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:04He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry.
00:26:08I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:15Ah!
00:26:16Oh, shit.
00:26:29Oh, shit.
00:26:44What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:51Nice shot.
00:26:54Direct hit.
00:26:55Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe, maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:22He's a dirtbag.
00:27:23How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:25I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:28Oh, shit.
00:27:29It's a text.
00:27:34It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:36Okay.
00:27:38He's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:42Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:44I have to go.
00:27:44I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52No.
00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:57I see only one option.
00:27:58I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Re- I mean, what?
00:28:03What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Re- I mean, what?
00:28:14What does that even mean?
00:28:15It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:20But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:23I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:27Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him, to his ego, to screw someone else
00:28:32when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:35Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:38No, I- I couldn't.
00:28:42Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric!
00:28:47He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall?
00:28:49Are you kidding?
00:28:50I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:53He likes your type.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:56It's funny.
00:28:56Yeah.
00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.
00:29:00I fooled around with him once.
00:29:01He has this great tongue ring.
00:29:03Oh, no.
00:29:04I could never fool around with somebody you've fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:10Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:29:13Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:29:18I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine.
00:29:23If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:31and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:33and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:29:36But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:49Trust me.
00:29:50It's going to work.
00:29:56I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01Okay, enough to chat with her.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:13Hey.
00:30:16Happy birthday.
00:30:19Thanks.
00:30:20Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:42So, happy birthday.
00:30:52Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us.
00:30:57U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:31:02United States?
00:31:03I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:06Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:23No, you're fine.
00:31:36Jake!
00:31:39So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What, um...
00:31:45It.
00:31:46Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:31:52Oh!
00:31:53Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:59You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure.
00:32:03I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:06I mean, phew, uh, it's just, you're so, you're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay, um, no cuisine.
00:32:23Right, um, of course.
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:29So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:34Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um, where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end is, that I just, like, right over here.
00:33:02Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02Yeah, it's where I see it.
00:33:04Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:05Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:08Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:33:09I, um...
00:33:10It's, it's okay.
00:33:11Do it again.
00:33:14Sorry, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what?
00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:21Uh, let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:31All right.
00:33:31It's, um, full of...
00:33:33Oh, let me just...
00:33:34Oh, jeez.
00:33:38Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:40Help!
00:33:40Help!
00:33:41Uh...
00:33:42Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:46Oh, jeez.
00:33:48Well, that was stupid.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:34:03How you doing tonight?
00:34:04You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14I didn't have a beer.
00:34:15Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:18So are you with me?
00:34:19Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21Hold on.
00:34:22I'll take a piss.
00:34:23How much beer?
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:38Oh.
00:34:38Oh.
00:34:38Oh.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:43Oh.
00:34:44Finally.
00:34:53I, uh, I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:34:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:58Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, okay.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:08I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:34I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:50Okay.
00:35:51Um, um, um, you're listening to each other.
00:35:52Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, um, um, um, uh, uh, Joey.
00:35:56What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:32Um, not yet.
00:36:34More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh? Oh.
00:36:42It's so good.
00:36:44Oh.
00:36:46Yep.
00:36:47Oh, my god.
00:36:49Draw, draw, draw.
00:36:51What? What? What?
00:36:52Ah, oh.
00:36:55Lock, lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Wait, is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:01Ah.
00:37:02Are you okay?
00:37:06No, no, no, no.
00:37:07It's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just embarrassed.
00:37:11It's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.
00:37:17You sure you're okay?
00:37:19Yeah, yeah.
00:37:20I'm fine.
00:37:21Okay, great.
00:37:22Have fun.
00:37:23Oh.
00:37:28Now.
00:37:29Now, let's do it now.
00:37:30No, not yet.
00:37:31Not yet.
00:37:32I'm gonna come.
00:37:33I'm gonna come.
00:37:38Are you ready?
00:37:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:40No, no, no.
00:37:41Not yet.
00:37:42Lexi!
00:37:43Lexi!
00:37:44Oh, sh!
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:47Lexi!
00:37:48Lexi!
00:37:49Oh sh!
00:37:50Ugh.
00:37:51No means no.
00:37:52Huh?
00:37:53Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:55It's been a really long time and I just, I haven't masturbated for anything.
00:37:58Thanks for anything.
00:38:05Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:08How you doing?
00:38:10How's it going? Good.
00:38:12Eric?
00:38:14Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:17Excuse me.
00:38:21Cheryl's in here.
00:38:23What's up, bro?
00:38:28What the fuck is...
00:38:31Hey, wait!
00:38:33Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:42Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:46Damn it.
00:38:47I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:50Hey, you!
00:38:52You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:58I'm so sorry!
00:38:59I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:01Ah!
00:39:22Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass!
00:39:32Yeah!
00:39:36This just isn't working.
00:39:39Nothing.
00:39:40It's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway.
00:39:45Be careful, man.
00:39:46Relax this.
00:39:48Spark it up!
00:39:49All right!
00:39:50Yes!
00:39:53Oh, man!
00:39:54I love this game!
00:39:55We're in the controllers.
00:39:56We gotta play.
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:58Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:59Target, watch on!
00:40:02Woo!
00:40:04Look at this!
00:40:05Oh, my God!
00:40:07Pew, pew, pew!
00:40:08Oh, man!
00:40:09Get that thing away!
00:40:10Jesus!
00:40:14Aw!
00:40:18Hey, dude, nice shot!
00:40:20Wasn't me!
00:40:25Whoa!
00:40:26Whoa!
00:40:27Nice!
00:40:28Are you sitting on there or something?
00:40:32Hey, you found the grenade launcher!
00:40:33Nice!
00:40:34Nice!
00:40:46Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:49I just...
00:40:50I didn't...
00:40:51I swear, I...
00:40:54Whoa!
00:40:58Whoa!
00:41:00You are the controller!
00:41:01No, I just...
00:41:03I didn't...
00:41:04I swear, I...
00:41:06No problem.
00:41:16Hey, Sue!
00:41:17Hey, don't leave.
00:41:18Hey, Sue.
00:41:19What are you going, man?
00:41:22It's okay.
00:41:23Um, hey, Sue.
00:41:34Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:36Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:39Oh, sure.
00:41:41Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:46You were?
00:41:48You mean...
00:41:50Y-yeah.
00:41:53So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:57Could we go get a drink?
00:42:01Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:42:04Oh, you...
00:42:06You know what?
00:42:07I gotta go.
00:42:08Um, happy birthday.
00:42:09Uh, no, Chris, no, there wasn't...
00:42:11I didn't...
00:42:12Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:16This is the worst idea ever.
00:42:27Never going to have sex.
00:42:29Ow.
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:31A little attention here.
00:42:32Oh, yeah.
00:42:33Sorry.
00:42:34Oh, yeah.
00:42:35Sorry.
00:42:36Lex, don't be selfish.
00:42:37All right.
00:42:38Sorry.
00:42:39Oh...
00:42:40Oh, yeah.
00:42:41Uh...
00:42:42Hello, a little attention here.
00:42:52Oh, yeah.
00:42:53Sorry.
00:42:59Lex, don't be selfish.
00:43:01Oh, right.
00:43:02Sorry.
00:43:12Oh, jeez.
00:43:17Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:22Screw it.
00:43:42Oh, no.
00:44:04That was bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:12Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:23I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:28Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:33Yes, it does.
00:44:35So, you're JJ?
00:44:37Uh-oh.
00:44:42I can see him.
00:44:43The three is at the middle.
00:45:00Hello.
00:45:01Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:45:03Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:05A nun.
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:08Please hold.
00:45:13Oh, thank goodness.
00:45:191-900-CONFESSION.
00:45:20How may I be of service?
00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:23I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day?
00:45:29Ow!
00:45:30Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:39Uh, okay.
00:45:40Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:43Well, actually, I didn't know.
00:45:44A washing machine.
00:45:45What's her problem?
00:45:47A washing machine touched her.
00:45:49Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well.
00:45:54All right, freak.
00:45:55Time's up.
00:45:56What?
00:45:57But what do I do?
00:45:58Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:03Well, then be happy.
00:46:05You found the perfect man.
00:46:06I'm serious.
00:46:07Look, honey.
00:46:08You seem like a nice young lady, so I'll tell you this.
00:46:13Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:16No contritions?
00:46:17You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:19It's not in the Bible.
00:46:20So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:24Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:27Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:30Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:32Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:35Huh.
00:46:36Huh.
00:46:37God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:39He sure is.
00:46:40Now run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:45How do you know all that?
00:46:47Because I'm a nun.
00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:51Huh.
00:46:52Accidental masturbation.
00:46:53Who would've think?
00:47:04Revenge sex.
00:47:05What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:11Yeah, admit it.
00:47:12I've got no game.
00:47:14I guess I can scare you away, I guess.
00:47:15I'm not fearful of it.
00:47:20Fucking douchebag.
00:47:21Damn it.
00:47:24Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:26You go, girl.
00:47:28What?
00:47:31What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed someplace private.
00:47:35But hey, listen.
00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:37Yeah?
00:47:38If you want someone great.
00:47:40I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:46Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:52I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:54It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:57It was like we used all our senses.
00:48:00Everything.
00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:06All right.
00:48:07What about him?
00:48:11Jeremy.
00:48:13Oh, yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:15Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:17I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:19It's Jones.
00:48:21Jeremy Jones.
00:48:23This all makes sense.
00:48:24Excuse me.
00:48:26Jeremy.
00:48:28Hi.
00:48:30Who's on the phone?
00:48:31Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:32You'll meet her.
00:48:33I'll come here in like an hour.
00:48:35Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:37Oh.
00:48:38Hey, Frank.
00:48:39Sit.
00:48:40Oh, you meant...
00:48:42You meant the dog.
00:48:44Relax.
00:48:46You need to relax and calm down.
00:48:48I'm sorry.
00:48:49Who's on the phone?
00:48:50What?
00:48:51What?
00:48:52What?
00:48:53What?
00:48:54What?
00:48:55What?
00:48:56What?
00:48:57What?
00:48:58What?
00:48:59What?
00:49:00What?
00:49:01What?
00:49:02What?
00:49:03What?
00:49:04What?
00:49:05What?
00:49:06What?
00:49:07What?
00:49:08What?
00:49:09What?
00:49:10Oh, I'm...
00:49:11I'm relaxed.
00:49:12I'm fine.
00:49:13Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:14I'm not.
00:49:15How did you know that?
00:49:17Corner.
00:49:18Sit.
00:49:19Roll over.
00:49:20Roll over.
00:49:21Oh, you mean me.
00:49:22Oh, you mean me.
00:49:23Roll over.
00:49:24Oh, you mean me.
00:49:26Oh, how do you...
00:49:27How do you...
00:49:28How do you want me to...
00:49:29Just lay down.
00:49:31I...
00:49:32I...
00:49:33I...
00:49:34I...
00:49:35I...
00:49:36I...
00:49:37I...
00:49:38You know...
00:49:39I...
00:49:40I...
00:49:41I...
00:49:42I...
00:49:43I...
00:49:44I...
00:49:45I...
00:49:46I...
00:49:47I...
00:49:48I...
00:49:49Oh, how do you... how do you want me to...
00:49:52Just lay down.
00:50:04Oh, oh.
00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:50:07considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:16See me with your hands.
00:50:19All right.
00:50:22Uh...
00:50:28You know, I should really...
00:50:30I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:32Really.
00:50:46Mmm, peanut butter.
00:50:49Frank.
00:50:50Frank.
00:50:51Frank.
00:50:52Oh.
00:50:53Oh, Frank.
00:50:54Oh.
00:51:00Frank.
00:51:02Frank.
00:51:03Oh.
00:51:07Oh, Frank.
00:51:24You know what, ma'am?
00:51:33Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:34My chips, old boy.
00:51:36Dude, give me a chip, man.
00:51:37My chips.
00:51:38Dude.
00:51:39My chip.
00:51:39Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:41My chips?
00:51:43Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:46Sorry.
00:51:54It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:57That's all.
00:52:02Come on, let me do this.
00:52:03Go ahead.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:05No, really, please.
00:52:05I want to help.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:12Leave.
00:52:12I have to back you.
00:52:24You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:27They're over here.
00:52:29I see some dust over here, so...
00:52:34It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:38This is a dirty floor.
00:52:40Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:44Oh, right.
00:52:45Oh, right.
00:52:54I think I got all that.
00:53:08I'm just gonna...
00:53:09I'll see you.
00:53:10Oh.
00:53:19Frankie!
00:53:21Oh, my...
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24Oh, fuck your shit.
00:53:26Man, we got to smoke.
00:53:27Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:34Oh, shit.
00:53:35Sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:41No, I might...
00:53:41Come on, you gotta do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys.
00:53:45I need to...
00:53:45Where's your dog, man?
00:53:46What's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's tripping.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:52Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:12Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Oh, no.
00:54:37You're the devil.
00:54:38No more.
00:54:39JJ, I'm...
00:54:43Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:48Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:52I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:55It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:09We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:23Perfect.
00:55:23Let's do it.
00:55:35Let's do it.
00:55:35Fuck me.
00:55:37Fuck me now.
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46It's too dry down there.
00:55:48It's like a desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:51Okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came like four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:10What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:14Last time...
00:56:17I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:21You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:33We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of work.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:37I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:43Go team.
00:56:47What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:52Jeremy?
00:56:52I can do this.
00:56:54Shit.
00:56:56Jeremy?
00:56:57Where's Jeremy?
00:57:07We were just, you know, from here.
00:57:10Hey babe.
00:57:11Just working out.
00:57:16How could you?
00:57:17You bastard.
00:57:18You might want to...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:27Ah!
00:57:29Mariela!
00:57:30Mariela!
00:57:32You know those aren't mine.
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:41What is wrong with you?
00:57:43It used to be so pure.
00:57:46Well, no more.
00:57:48That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:57:50Oh.
00:57:58Oh.
00:57:59Shh.
00:58:01Come on.
00:58:01Oh.
00:58:13Cheryl.
00:58:13What is it?
00:58:25What are you doing down here?
00:58:28Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:32What?
00:58:33Why?
00:58:34Nothing.
00:58:34Just this lying guy and his dog and...
00:58:37Honey.
00:58:39It's going to be okay.
00:58:41No, it's not okay.
00:58:43Oh, God.
00:58:44And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's.
00:58:48Jake's fault.
00:58:49That lying, cheating bastard.
00:58:52Yes.
00:58:53He is such a dickwad.
00:58:54You need to confront him.
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:57Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, big piece.
00:59:07A big old chunk of my mind.
00:59:10A big piece of it.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11You know, you might want to...
00:59:14You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:17Yeah, you're right.
00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:20No.
00:59:20I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:34I got no game.
00:59:41It's not important.
00:59:42Hey, um...
00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:57No, no, no.
00:59:57I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now.
01:00:01No, no, no.
01:00:02I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier, and I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:08Eric, really?
01:00:09I don't care.
01:00:10It's fine.
01:00:11No, but I do.
01:00:12I mean, I do.
01:00:13I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you.
01:00:18Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But, I was wondering, or hoping, that we could go out sometime.
01:00:27Soon.
01:00:28Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while, and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:31Really?
01:00:32Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33You have no game.
01:00:36No, not really.
01:00:39Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:00:40Sorry.
01:00:44Okay.
01:00:45All right.
01:00:45I, uh, happy birthday, then.
01:01:01I'm sorry.
01:01:02I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:11Wow.
01:01:15Here I come, baby.
01:01:25Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:30Oh.
01:01:31Eric, stop.
01:01:31Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Oh, God, baby.
01:01:34Not again.
01:01:34Oh, no, um.
01:01:35Honey, happy...
01:01:38What the fuck is this?
01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:45Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:01:50Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:52You're...
01:01:52I've been looking for you all night, and you've been...
01:01:56Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in, or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06No, no.
01:02:07We can work this out.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:10Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:13I promise.
01:02:13No, Jake, I can't do this.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:17Cheryl, come on.
01:02:18No, Jake, please.
01:02:19Please, come on.
01:02:19Just go.
01:02:20I'm sorry.
01:02:21You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:23How can you do...
01:02:24Yay!
01:02:25You did it.
01:02:26I am so proud of you.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You've left him in your shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:34It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:36Right.
01:02:39That all makes sense now.
01:02:40Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:02:44Eric, I'm really...
01:02:45I'm really sorry.
01:02:47Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:50And you used me.
01:02:52Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric!
01:02:56Aren't you happy?
01:02:59Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:02Any mistakes?
01:03:03Was it...
01:03:04Yeah?
01:03:05No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh, you know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:09Really?
01:03:09I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:14Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:17I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:26I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31This is bullshit!
01:03:32Oh!
01:03:32Oh!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:36What the fuck, dude?
01:03:36Suck it!
01:03:37What the fuck?
01:03:39God, I'm out of here!
01:03:40Yeah!
01:03:41He has good hair, though.
01:03:46Don't you puke on me.
01:03:49Don't puke my car, either.
01:03:50Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:05Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08I don't think so.
01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:11Oh, don't ask.
01:04:13Every possible object.
01:04:15It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:17It was like Transformers.
01:04:18They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21I told you.
01:04:23It's addicting.
01:04:25So what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away through dear life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:30Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:04:35Oh, I think it's broken.
01:04:38So wait.
01:04:40None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:46Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:49So I was going to go grab some food.
01:04:51Can I go?
01:04:52No.
01:04:53I think I should finish up here.
01:04:56Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:58No.
01:05:00I don't know.
01:05:00For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:04Or something.
01:05:06Why?
01:05:06Do you know him?
01:05:08Sort of.
01:05:08Oh.
01:05:09Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:13Leave everything behind me.
01:05:19Love him.
01:05:20Shut it.
01:05:21You want to do it?
01:05:21I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:22I want to get married.
01:05:23You want to do it?
01:05:24All right.
01:05:24All right.
01:05:25All right.
01:05:25All right.
01:05:25All right.
01:05:25All right.
01:05:25No way.
01:05:53Oh, well.
01:06:10There's always next year.
01:06:12All right.
01:06:14It's you.
01:06:33I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:06:39Joanna.
01:06:40I don't know.
01:06:41I don't know.
01:06:41I don't know.
01:06:41I don't know.
01:06:42I don't know.
01:06:42I don't know.
01:06:43I don't know.
01:06:43I don't know.
01:06:44I don't know.
01:06:44I don't know.
01:06:45I don't know.
01:06:45I don't know.
01:06:46I don't know.
01:06:46I don't know.
01:06:47I don't know.
01:06:47I don't know.
01:06:48I don't know.
01:06:48I don't know.
01:06:49I don't know.
01:06:49I don't know.
01:06:50I don't know.
01:06:50I don't know.
01:06:51I don't know.
01:06:51I don't know.
01:06:52I don't know.
01:06:52I don't know.
01:06:53I don't know.
01:06:53I don't know.
01:06:54I don't know.
01:06:54I don't know.
01:06:55I don't know.
01:07:25We'll never take it away.
01:07:30Give me a robot no more.
01:07:39Wow.
01:07:41That's amazing.
01:07:44Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:47I guess something inspired me.
01:07:50You really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:07:53Yeah, even that little cowlick he has in his hair.
01:07:58Whose?
01:07:59Eric's.
01:08:00Well, it's him, right?
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:06Yeah.
01:08:08I have to go see him.
01:08:10Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:15Mmm.
01:08:16Mmm.
01:08:17Mmm.
01:08:18Mmm.
01:08:261-900 confess.
01:08:29Sister Terese?
01:08:30Yeah, hon.
01:08:32Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:34I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:36Oh, sure.
01:08:37Oh.
01:08:38It's 271.
01:08:40Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:45Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:49Like, take you back?
01:08:51Sure, hon.
01:08:52Why not?
01:08:53As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:56Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:59I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:09:03Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:06Sister?
01:09:08Can I get up now?
01:09:10I really gotta pee.
01:09:12No!
01:09:13Hush your trap!
01:09:15Okay, honey.
01:09:16I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:20I will.
01:09:21Thanks.
01:09:25Sister?
01:09:26Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:09:42Eric, wait!
01:09:48Cheryl?
01:09:51Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:56I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:10:02I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:05The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:08Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:13And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:16I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these-
01:10:20Eric!
01:10:22Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:24Oh.
01:10:25Wow.
01:10:26Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:29Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:31Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:33Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days, when I get back?
01:10:42Yeah, sure.
01:10:48Oh.
01:10:50Sorry.
01:10:51No kissing, right.
01:10:52No, kissing.
01:10:53Oh.
01:10:54Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:14I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:17Wait, what? I never did that.
01:11:18I mean, you don't have to lie about it. She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:28She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:31I wonder who it was.
01:11:32I wonder who it was.
01:11:52At least this birthday's over.
01:12:02Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:08I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.
01:12:32Excuse me, excuse me.
01:12:44Uh, do you know where the church is? It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:48Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:51Or used to go to.
01:12:52Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:56You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:13:00Oh, um, I don't know.
01:13:09Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:12Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:17Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:21I don't think so, but thanks.
01:13:24What's your name?
01:13:25Sue, what's yours?
01:13:27Jesus.
01:13:29Really?
01:13:30Si.
01:13:33Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:50Ah!
01:13:55You're more than welcome in the world.
01:14:02If we can abuse the ride.
01:14:04Facebook.
01:14:06Like, care.
01:14:09Just like it.
01:14:10Maybe we can abuse the ride.
01:14:12Bye.
01:14:14Yeah.
01:14:15Hi.
01:14:16Bye.
01:14:18Bye.
01:14:19Bye.
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