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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school and here
00:00:18he is standing outside my dorm room naked. Out of the way! What are you doing? Look I'll explain later
00:00:28please don't tell her that I'm here. Tell who? Trevor? Please what's your name again? Martha!
00:00:33Trevor where the hell are you? Please Martha she's psycho. She's psycho? You're literally hiding under my bed naked.
00:00:40Look I'll owe you one okay just get rid of her and I'll do anything. Okay I'm just tucking your head. Thank you.
00:00:47Where is he? Where is who? Trevor. I saw him running this way. Gosh I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:56Trevor Holt. Football player. Huge. No doesn't ring any balls. I mean bells. You're lying.
00:01:05Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is. Even girls like you.
00:01:11I haven't seen him. Also you've got a little. I'm watching you.
00:01:18Granny panties? Seriously? How many of those boner killers do you own? None of your business. Cover up.
00:01:33No thanks for handling that Tilla situation. She's become a bit of an issue. Why did she ask for something like commitment?
00:01:41Oh actually she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend. I don't like her like that. She doesn't get the hint.
00:01:46She jumped me in the shower. I'm sorry I didn't. Anyway. What'll it be? Huh?
00:01:52I said I owed you one. I'm a man of my word.
00:02:00This is my chance. A favor from Trevor Holt. And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:06What can I do you for Martha? Drew Longhorn. Drew Longhorn? Yeah. Drew Longhorn.
00:02:12What about Drew Longhorn? I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:17Sorry. Why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn? He was my lab partner freshman year. We had
00:02:25chemistry. You had chemistry. Yes. Okay. You want his attention? Then we'll get his attention. But
00:02:35not in that. The guys like Drew they only go for one kind of girl and it's not. Forget it.
00:02:40Hey. No. Let's just forget the whole thing. Hey. I'm an ass. Okay. I just meant that this stuff doesn't
00:02:47play up your assets. You know? You're really pretty. We need to show it. You're messing with me. I'm not.
00:02:54I swear. You're just going to have to trust me.
00:03:01Okay. First, you show up at the party with me. Everyone's going to notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:05And second, we need to go shopping. Shopping.
00:03:10One, two, three, four, go!
00:03:13One, two, three, four, go!
00:03:23Ta-da. Where did you get all this?
00:03:25That was my one-night stand box. Go on. Take your pick. That was my one-night stand box.
00:03:32Go on. Take your pick.
00:03:33No, thank you. I'm not parading around in your hookup trophies.
00:03:39What? These aren't trophies. These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:44It's also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn. So.
00:03:48I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:51I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn by the girl.
00:03:56No. Come on, Martha. This stuff's hot. Come on. Just wear it. Trust me. I've worn it.
00:04:06I haven't worn it. I lied. I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:10I just never had the guts. Turn around.
00:04:15Are your eyes closed? Oh yeah. Totally.
00:04:26Okay. Turn around.
00:04:39Wow. Trevor!
00:04:42What? There's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:44Just get dressed, please.
00:04:45And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:47Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:50Oh my god. Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:05:00No. I'm not doing this.
00:05:11Okay. I guess I'm doing this?
00:05:13All right. There's three things I need you to remember, okay? Three simple tricks to get any
00:05:23man's attention. You listening?
00:05:25Yep.
00:05:25Okay. One, eye contact. Not like that. And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:35Oh, come on. This is serious.
00:05:36I'm very serious.
00:05:38All right. And three, find a casual way to touch him. You know, quick hand on the arm. You know,
00:05:43brush it on his bicep. You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:46Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:49Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay? All he does is play games.
00:05:58You ready?
00:06:02Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:03Wow. That was really good. I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:10I spoke too soon. I got it.
00:06:13Thanks.
00:06:28Hey everyone! This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:31He's kidding everyone. We're just friends.
00:06:35Oh, Marmar, stop being so coy. We're in love.
00:06:39What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:40Just trust me. If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:43Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:46It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone. Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:50Who's gonna believe this anyway? Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:55No. Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:57Trev, what's up, man?
00:07:01I see you brought a friend.
00:07:05Yeah, this is a-
00:07:06You look familiar. Have we met?
00:07:08Yeah, we had chemistry. We had science class. We were lab partners.
00:07:14Oh yeah. That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:17Yeah, definitely. Total joke. But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:24One second. Two seconds. Got him.
00:07:29What did you say your name was again?
00:07:31Her name is Martha.
00:07:35Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:37Well, hey guys, we're playing a game of Drink or Dare in the next room.
00:07:40You care to join?
00:07:41Sure.
00:07:41No.
00:07:43Sweet. See you there.
00:07:45That was good, right?
00:07:49Have you played Drink or Dare before?
00:07:51No, but how hard can it be about this?
00:08:01Oh girl, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:04So what?
00:08:04So she's gonna know I lied to her.
00:08:07So? Just ignore her.
00:08:09My turn.
00:08:10Tilla.
00:08:11Drink or Dare?
00:08:12I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:15Drink.
00:08:16I want you to drink with...
00:08:20Trevor.
00:08:21Okay.
00:08:23I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:26Drink.
00:08:27I want you to drink with...
00:08:31Trevor.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:32I want you to drink with...
00:08:37Open up.
00:08:57Yum.
00:08:59Okay, my turn.
00:09:00You.
00:09:02Drink or Dare?
00:09:04Uh, Dare.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:10I dare you to take off your panties and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game.
00:09:18Hello?
00:09:19What are you waiting for?
00:09:21You don't have to do this.
00:09:22Yes, she does.
00:09:24Um, unfortunately I can't do that to Lila.
00:09:28Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:35You're up next, Martha.
00:09:37Drew.
00:09:38Drink or Dare?
00:09:40Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink with me.
00:09:46My pleasure.
00:09:47This is my chance.
00:09:48I want you to be able to drink with my parents.
00:09:50To do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.
00:09:54I should be happy.
00:10:21This is what I've always wanted, but...
00:10:27That was hot.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:33No, it's fine.
00:10:35I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:38Never saw you around.
00:10:40I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.
00:10:43Yeah, me too.
00:10:45I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:47Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:48Great.
00:10:49Give me your number.
00:10:55I just sent you a special message.
00:10:57Let me know when you get it.
00:10:59Trev has my phone.
00:11:01I'll be right back.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:07Who's next?
00:11:09Trevor?
00:11:15Trevor!
00:11:17You're welcome. Sorry.
00:11:20Trevor!
00:11:33You win, Tilla James.
00:11:35You win.
00:11:49You okay?
00:11:55I'm leaving. You can stay. I just need my phone.
00:11:57Okay, where's my cigarette?
00:11:59I'll walk you home.
00:12:01Well, get into me.
00:12:03No, you have to give them. I know that you have them.
00:12:05Your advice didn't work.
00:12:07Just so you know.
00:12:09This is probably for the best.
00:12:11You two never would have worked out.
00:12:13And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:15Is he too hot for me?
00:12:17Too popular?
00:12:19Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd and a stolen sex dress?
00:12:25No.
00:12:27To all three.
00:12:29You wanna know my three reasons?
00:12:31Not particularly.
00:12:32One, he's a douche.
00:12:34Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:36You're doing great so far.
00:12:38Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:40That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:42And I could tell you weren't that into it, so.
00:12:49You're right.
00:12:51It was kinda terrible.
00:12:53Oh, but that look on Tilla's face when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
00:12:58Oh, priceless.
00:13:00How do you do it?
00:13:02Do what?
00:13:04Hide your emotions.
00:13:07They're just so easy to read.
00:13:11I noticed.
00:13:12I'm serious, Trevor. What's your secret?
00:13:15I wanna learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:19There is no secret.
00:13:22It's just who I am, right?
00:13:25Oh, and before I forget...
00:13:45Tonight wasn't what I expected, but thank you.
00:13:50You don't have to thank me.
00:13:52I owed you one.
00:13:54I guess I missed that.
00:13:56No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:13:59Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:01Yeah, cause...
00:14:03Even though it was kind of awful,
00:14:05I got my first kiss.
00:14:09I'm gonna go.
00:14:11Goodnight, Trevor.
00:14:13That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:38That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:53And there it was.
00:14:55The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:57Chemistry.
00:14:59Between Trevor, the guy with the biggest you-know-what on campus.
00:15:05And me.
00:15:07The Virgin.
00:15:08Rumor has it that...
00:15:18Every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
00:15:21Every girl...
00:15:23Except me.
00:15:25Because after last week,
00:15:27I could not be more over Drew.
00:15:30Martha.
00:15:31Mind if I join you?
00:15:34So...
00:15:35Where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:38I had to go home to study.
00:15:41I have a big test coming up.
00:15:43What are you up to later?
00:15:44Probably more studying.
00:15:47Why?
00:15:49The wet party.
00:15:53The wet party?
00:15:55It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
00:15:59So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:02What about it?
00:16:04You in?
00:16:05I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:08But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:11Wait.
00:16:12Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:14Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:15Holt?
00:16:16Nah.
00:16:17He's been ghosting me.
00:16:18Think he's out.
00:16:19Then I'm in.
00:16:20Excellent.
00:16:23Oh!
00:16:24And bring a friend.
00:16:26A female friend?
00:16:31What are those?
00:16:32Guess who just got us tickets to...
00:16:34The wet party.
00:16:38Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:40I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:42Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:45Maybe.
00:16:47Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:49No.
00:16:51Yes.
00:16:52Okay.
00:16:53I just keep playing the night over and over in my head trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:58I mean, things were going so well.
00:17:00We had chemistry.
00:17:02How could he just walk out on me after I asked him to.
00:17:13You know...
00:17:14Take your virginity.
00:17:15Just...
00:17:16Don't say that word.
00:17:17What word?
00:17:18What word?
00:17:19Virginity...
00:17:20There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:23Tell it to Trevor.
00:17:24He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:26Screw him.
00:17:27That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:29I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:33I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:35Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:36I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:39You're right.
00:17:40And you know what?
00:17:41Forget this stupid party.
00:17:42I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:43Oh no.
00:17:44We're going to that party.
00:17:46We are?
00:17:47Yup.
00:17:48And forget these dumb books.
00:17:50All you need are Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy.
00:17:53Deb's three simple rules?
00:17:55Shhh.
00:18:03Step one.
00:18:04Dress to impress.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:06But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:08Do it for you.
00:18:10Step one.
00:18:12Step one.
00:18:13Dress to impress.
00:18:14Check.
00:18:15Step two.
00:18:16Find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:18Basic frat bro.
00:18:19Check.
00:18:20That's true, Longhorn.
00:18:21He's cute.
00:18:23He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:26You're right.
00:18:27Well, I mean a girl can't look.
00:18:33Step three.
00:18:34To really get over a guy, you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:37Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:42Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:45I already did that Deb.
00:18:46I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:48Showed him who I really am.
00:18:49And he rejected me.
00:18:50Yeah, but it's not-
00:18:51No.
00:18:52From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:18:55Great.
00:18:56This will be fun.
00:18:58Yeah.
00:18:59Okay.
00:19:00Aye.
00:19:01Aye.
00:19:02Aye.
00:19:03Aye.
00:19:04Aye.
00:19:05Aye.
00:19:06Hell yeah.
00:19:07Nice.
00:19:08Knock him out the clutch and then bust down.
00:19:10She don't let me, she just want me for the team.
00:19:12I know I mean had the draw on the kick from that one like.
00:19:13How about the win?
00:19:15Kay?
00:19:16Trevor Holt, he wasn't supposed to be here, Trevor Holt, he wasn't supposed to be here,
00:19:44but now that he is, Martha, glad you could make it, and you brought a friend, Drew Longhorn, in the flesh, and you are, Drew, this is my best friend, Deb, it's a pleasure, Debra, oh my god, what are you doing here, hello to you too, Trevor, they're here with me, Holt, none of your concern, can we talk, alone,
00:20:14hey, I need a refill anyway, Debra, care to join me, but you came here with Drew, really, why, jealous, after the kiss last week, no, he's right,
00:20:31that was pretty much the worst kiss of all time, I just thought it would be fun, Martha, this party, these people, it's not your thing,
00:20:40oh yeah, well maybe you don't know me as well as you think, please, you're an open book, that's what I like about you, Trevor, up for a round of beer pong, did someone say beer pong, hello, no, yes, maybe I'm not such an open book, after all,
00:20:57can't we talk about what happened, there's nothing to talk about, just give me a second to explain, you, who let you
00:21:05into this party, who let you into this college, have you ever even played beer pong before, there's a first
00:21:11time for everything, all right, it's two to a team, so who's it gonna be, the clueless nerd, or me, her, fine,
00:21:22Drew, you're on my team, let's do this, Debra, are you in, oh, uh, no, I am gluten intolerant, I'll just watch,
00:21:31you sure, positive, you know what, what's up the stakes, what did you have in mind, what about
00:21:39strip beer pong, oh, sweet, come on, Tila, I'm game, you know how to play beer pong, what are the rules,
00:21:48every time we sink a ball, one of you removes a piece of clothing, oh, yeah, and vice versa, so if
00:21:56Trevor makes it, nice trip, seems easy enough, come on, Holt, it's game time, let's go, ladies first,
00:22:11hold on, your form is way off, may I,
00:22:18okay, that's not even fair, you practically gave that one to her, Trev, you're not afraid of a little
00:22:35competition, are you, Tila, oh, please, ladies, ladies, let me show you both, how it's done,
00:22:43oh, great job,
00:22:50my turn,
00:22:56all right, Trevor, you know the rules,
00:23:03you are so lame, you're up, want another lesson, I think I can handle myself,
00:23:11I learn quick,
00:23:13okay, I call BS, there's no way an amateur like her could have made that shot,
00:23:19it's called studying, Tila, ever tried it,
00:23:22game time,
00:23:24I guess I win,
00:23:29no, no, no, no, stop, you cannot leave, not now, didn't you see what happened back there,
00:23:38now everybody knows that Trevor Holt, the guy with the one night stand box, doesn't want to sleep with
00:23:43me, oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, who cares, Marr, he told the entire school that he passed up the opportunity to sleep with you, hey, the Martha I know doesn't give up, okay, the Martha I know succeeds at everything she sets her mind to, the Martha you know is also still into some guy who rejected her, I should hate him, but I don't, I can't,
00:24:09a part of me still wants to be with him, even after all that,
00:24:13this is serious, so hold my hand, okay, if Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Marr, then he doesn't deserve you, but I know there's someone out there who does, okay, so just no, no, no, like that, okay, great, oh, remember step three, you gotta keep putting yourself out there, okay, okay,
00:24:39wait, I have an idea, wait, where are you going, I'm putting myself out there, yes, you go girl, okay, Martha, you can do this, hey, everybody, listen up,
00:24:59wow, there's a lot of you, okay, um, uh, well, my name is Martha, and as you may have heard, Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me,
00:25:12but there's more to me than that, so here it goes,
00:25:18Tilla James, you called me a clueless nerd, and you're right, I'm a huge nerd, I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying,
00:25:27I mean, last weekend was my first party, can you believe that, I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college, like, getting to know myself,
00:25:38I guess what I'm trying to say is, I am clueless, especially when it comes to love, I've never slept with anyone, or dated anyone, but I don't care that I'm a virgin,
00:25:55because when the time is right, it will happen, and it will be on my terms, and I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me,
00:26:04or if somebody doesn't like me, because I like me, just the way I am.
00:26:15Putting myself out there, check, I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:22Yeah!
00:26:23Woo!
00:26:24Woo!
00:26:25Woo!
00:26:26Woo!
00:26:27Woo!
00:26:28Woo!
00:26:29Woo!
00:26:30Woo!
00:26:31Woo!
00:26:32Woo!
00:26:33Woo!
00:26:34Woo!
00:26:35Woo!
00:26:36Woo!
00:26:37Woo!
00:26:38Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:40Uh, some of you may know me as something of a douche.
00:26:44I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls, but that's only because before any of you knew me, back in high school,
00:26:52someone broke my heart.
00:26:54When I got to college, I slept my way around campus to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:26:59I even developed a bit of a reputation, and I was fine with that.
00:27:05But the other night, everything changed when I met Martha.
00:27:12Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:15You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:18I just, I didn't want to sleep with you because I wanted your first time to be special.
00:27:23And this may sound stupid coming from me, but I didn't want to rush it.
00:27:28I really, really like you, Martha.
00:27:31And I know I don't deserve it, but if you just, if you give me one more chance, I...
00:27:34Yes!
00:27:36What's that?
00:27:37I said yes.
00:27:38I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:27:41Drew Longhorn, I think you're funny.
00:28:06You're charming, and secretly sweet, and hot.
00:28:09Like, so hot.
00:28:10Ugh!
00:28:11Ah!
00:28:12Ah!
00:28:17Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew, and I really hate parties.
00:28:25Bro.
00:28:26Yeah, I always get nervous and wind up saying things I don't mean, making out with people
00:28:31I don't like.
00:28:32Pro.
00:28:33But today was different.
00:28:35Because today, I met someone I think I actually really do like.
00:28:40So maybe, I don't have to go to any more of these stupid parties.
00:28:46I do love drinking, though.
00:28:51Look, I know you guys think I'm, like, really mean or whatever, but that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:28:58And if you don't like it, that's your problem.
00:29:01Oh!
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:05Oh!
00:29:06Oh!
00:29:07Oh!
00:29:08Yeah!
00:29:09Oh!
00:29:10Oh!
00:29:11Oh!
00:29:18So there it is.
00:29:19That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest guy in school, started dating me.
00:29:24The Virgin.
00:29:25But, you'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:37I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:29:54Hey, Dad.
00:29:55Oh my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:29:56Did what?
00:29:57You had sex with Trevor Holt.
00:29:58Why would you say that?
00:29:59Oh my God, you're glowing.
00:30:00I won all the deets.
00:30:01It happened.
00:30:02I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:03Where did you get that?
00:30:04I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:05What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:06Yeah, no, Mark, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:07So, how was it?
00:30:08It was nice.
00:30:09Is that his hat?
00:30:10Yeah.
00:30:11It still smells like him too.
00:30:12Yeah.
00:30:13It was nice.
00:30:14Is that his hat?
00:30:15Yeah, it still smells like him too.
00:30:16Oh my God, you're so in love.
00:30:17Oh, Deb, I have to hop on this study buddy Zoom.
00:30:22I'll call you later.
00:30:23Yeah, not a chance, Mar.
00:30:24You still have two minutes, so hurry up and eat it.
00:30:25Oh my God.
00:30:26Oh my God.
00:30:27Oh my God, you're so in love.
00:30:32Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom.
00:30:37I'll call you later.
00:30:38Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom.
00:30:41I'll call you later.
00:30:41Yeah, not a chance, Mar.
00:30:43You still have two minutes, so hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:46Fine.
00:30:47It was romantic.
00:30:50I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:30:53He does the thing.
00:30:54Were he kissed along my jawline?
00:30:56Oh, my God.
00:30:57Mar, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:30:59The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:03What?
00:31:03The sex wasn't good?
00:31:04It was not the best.
00:31:08In what way?
00:31:10Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor about his...
00:31:12Yes.
00:31:13God, yes.
00:31:14Sorry.
00:31:15Yes, I know.
00:31:15So it's true?
00:31:17And it was kind of uncomfortable?
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:22Honestly, Mar, it's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time, no matter what their size.
00:31:28I've just been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember, and then it just happened.
00:31:35And it didn't feel great.
00:31:38I'm sorry, Mar.
00:31:40I wish they told us that.
00:31:41I wish I told you that.
00:31:44But I'm not lying when I say it does get better, though it just may never get better when Trevor.
00:31:49What do you mean?
00:31:50I mean, you gotta find the right match.
00:31:53Emotionally and physically, and then that's when things start getting real good.
00:32:00What if it wasn't good for him, either?
00:32:03I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:05How do you know?
00:32:06He gave you his hat.
00:32:10Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:13What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:16Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep, and secondly, I'm sending you an article on this.
00:32:20It is very science-y.
00:32:22I'm just gonna keep trying.
00:32:25That's what the article says!
00:32:27I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:30That's the spirit!
00:32:33Oh, Deb, I gotta go.
00:32:34I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:35Okay, call me later!
00:32:44Oh my god, seriously?
00:32:46You again?
00:32:47You're taking French 401?
00:32:49Yeah, Martha.
00:32:50I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:52French what?
00:32:53French porn.
00:32:54The famous class on French cinema.
00:32:57I mean, it's all about hot French guys.
00:33:00And threesomes.
00:33:01I think you're in the wrong class, Tilla.
00:33:03This is an advanced history class.
00:33:05On the French Revolution.
00:33:07Oh my god.
00:33:09I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:12Bye, Martha.
00:33:13Bye.
00:33:24Hi!
00:33:25I can see you!
00:33:26Hello?
00:33:31Hi!
00:33:32Can you see me?
00:33:34Hello?
00:33:35I can see you.
00:33:37I can see you.
00:33:37I can see you.
00:33:37Oh.
00:33:39Is this video?
00:33:40Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:43The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:45Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:47Sorry, what?
00:33:48It's my first time.
00:33:50Uh, okay.
00:33:51Using Zoom.
00:33:52Using Zoom.
00:33:53Right, yes, of course.
00:33:55Uh, mine too, actually.
00:33:57Virgin, still a virgin.
00:33:59What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:01I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn.
00:34:05It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:06Yeah, I know.
00:34:08I'm a history major.
00:34:09What's your major?
00:34:11Chemistry.
00:34:11I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:16Martha.
00:34:19Uh, we should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:23So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:27Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:29I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:31I was going to say, army.
00:34:36But I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:39Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:34:41You're glowing.
00:34:42You know that?
00:34:45Do you need to grab that?
00:34:47Actually, uh, apparently it's pretty important, so I might.
00:34:52I'll call you right back.
00:34:53I'll be here waiting.
00:34:57What is so urgent?
00:35:01Marr?
00:35:04Trevor's dead.
00:35:24Hey!
00:35:26How you doing today?
00:35:28Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:30Marr?
00:35:31It's time to take the hat off.
00:35:34I can't.
00:35:34It's all I have left of him.
00:35:36Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:38So, just take it off and wash it.
00:35:41No.
00:35:44I still can't believe it.
00:35:45There he was, just walking across the street,
00:35:48carrying his one-night-stand box,
00:35:50and then, bam, hit by a bus.
00:35:53I thought it was a car.
00:35:54I think it was a bus.
00:35:55No, no, no.
00:35:55It was a car, a tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:35:58I still don't know why he was carrying a one-night-stand box.
00:36:01I heard that when they found him, he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:06Wonderful!
00:36:07The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face, and it wasn't even mine.
00:36:11It's like, I never knew love before Trevor,
00:36:15and now I will never know love again.
00:36:18One sec.
00:36:19Where was I?
00:36:23Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:26Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:29Mara, I love you.
00:36:31I do.
00:36:32But enough is enough.
00:36:33I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:39Trevor, yes, he's dead.
00:36:40And yes, that's sad.
00:36:42But it is time to move on.
00:36:45I can't move on, Deb.
00:36:46I loved him.
00:36:47You knew him for one week.
00:36:49He has been dead for four.
00:36:51He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:36:55Sorry.
00:36:55That's harsh.
00:36:57It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy,
00:37:01and he would want you to find love.
00:37:04Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:07Hang on one more second.
00:37:09Ugh, it's Brett.
00:37:11He's going to be late for our study Zoom again.
00:37:14Speaking of moving on.
00:37:16Oh, my God.
00:37:18No way.
00:37:19But it's not my tights.
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Of course he is.
00:37:22He's hot.
00:37:22And alive.
00:37:24He's also always late, would rather surf than study,
00:37:28and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:31Okay, so you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:33All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:38Ugh.
00:37:38What?
00:37:40Nothing.
00:37:41It's just, this is nice.
00:37:43I've missed you.
00:37:45And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Drew Longhorn.
00:37:5025 times?
00:37:52Oh, 26, actually.
00:37:54Oh, my God.
00:37:55So, how's the sex?
00:37:58Oh, my God.
00:37:58It's amazing.
00:37:59Oh, really?
00:38:00Remember when I told you that when you meet your match, it gets really good?
00:38:04Well, he is my game set match.
00:38:07Tennis!
00:38:08What made the sex so good?
00:38:11Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:13You give him direction?
00:38:15Of course, yes.
00:38:16How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:19And, girl, I got what I needed last night.
00:38:22Ugh, go on.
00:38:24You're blushing.
00:38:25What?
00:38:26No, no, no.
00:38:26But you should be.
00:38:28Why?
00:38:29Sex is a beautiful thing.
00:38:31What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:35Well, remember how you kissed him at the drinker dare party?
00:38:38Yeah, I remember.
00:38:41The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:44Yeah, remember this, like, crazy tongue thing that he did and he lift your whole face off?
00:38:48Mm-hmm.
00:38:50Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:38:55That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss.
00:38:58The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:01Oh, my God.
00:39:03Martha, stop it.
00:39:04What?
00:39:05Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:07Yeah, actually.
00:39:08You're really sad, Martha.
00:39:09Because you know what?
00:39:10I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:13When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:15Literally, just now.
00:39:17I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard about it.
00:39:21Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, he's dead, Trevor Holt.
00:39:27I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:31He was not your boyfriend.
00:39:34He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:37You're being a bitch.
00:39:39Good.
00:39:39Bye.
00:39:40Bye.
00:39:40What do you want?
00:39:49Martha.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:52Hi, Drew.
00:39:52What do you want?
00:39:53I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:39:56Yeah?
00:39:57You know, a little secret detective.
00:39:59Just tell me what you want, Drew.
00:40:00Okay, sorry.
00:40:02I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:05Oh.
00:40:06Sorry.
00:40:06It's orange.
00:40:07Thanks.
00:40:08Sorry to bother you.
00:40:10Yeah, no problem.
00:40:10Sorry I snapped at you.
00:40:11I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:15That's Trev's hat, isn't it?
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18I miss him so much.
00:40:20I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:22Me neither.
00:40:23I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:29You were there?
00:40:30No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:32He told me that he was really serious about you, and I didn't believe that he'd be serious
00:40:38until he got rid of the one-night stand box.
00:40:43We were going to burn the box together.
00:40:46He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:48Drew, that doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:51That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:53Oh, it feels like it.
00:40:55They say Trevor tried to get out of the way, but his ankle seized up knee.
00:41:00Couldn't move.
00:41:02Stupid old injury.
00:41:03Sorry, what injury?
00:41:05You know, Trev hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:08Really?
00:41:09Yes.
00:41:10And he hurt it again like three weeks before he died.
00:41:12You didn't know that?
00:41:13I didn't know him then.
00:41:14What?
00:41:15I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:17We met the week before he died.
00:41:20What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:22Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:23So did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:25Trevor had a twin?
00:41:27Yeah.
00:41:28Taylor.
00:41:29Super hot.
00:41:30She goes to school here, too.
00:41:31I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:33You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too.
00:41:36Just in case.
00:41:37In case you die?
00:41:39I think we're ready to take the next step.
00:41:41To make it official.
00:41:42That's actually sweet.
00:41:46Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:49Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:51The dude loved blue.
00:41:53You know he was almost going to go to Duke, just because of school colors?
00:41:56He almost went to Duke?
00:41:57Yeah.
00:41:58I guess there's a lot he didn't know about them.
00:42:00I guess so.
00:42:01Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha.
00:42:04Catch you later.
00:42:09Oh, study buddies!
00:42:12Hello?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:18Hey!
00:42:19I wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:21Yeah, sorry.
00:42:22I'm late.
00:42:22No, don't apologize.
00:42:24I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:27Something I'm working on.
00:42:30You okay?
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:32Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:35Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:36Yeah, and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:41Wow.
00:42:42That's dickish.
00:42:43Oh, he didn't actually say that.
00:42:45And anyway, he's right.
00:42:47How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:50She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:42:52Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:42:55You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship
00:42:59to get over them.
00:43:01So, it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:04You're not kidding.
00:43:12I only knew him for a week and we were in a fight for like half of that.
00:43:16I'm so confused.
00:43:17And he wasn't even my real boyfriend.
00:43:19I mean, we had sex so he wasn't like not my boyfriend.
00:43:22Why am I telling you all this?
00:43:23No, this is good.
00:43:24This is good.
00:43:25It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:27What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:28No, that you're still processing.
00:43:31You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:33Give yourself time.
00:43:34It'll heal.
00:43:36Thanks, Brett.
00:43:38Oh, it's Deb.
00:43:40Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:42Go for it.
00:43:42I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army.
00:43:52Hey, Deb.
00:43:53Martha.
00:43:54Hey, Mar.
00:43:55I am so sorry.
00:43:57Martha?
00:43:57Hello?
00:43:59No, I do.
00:44:00You were just trying to help me.
00:44:02And you know what?
00:44:02You're right.
00:44:03I barely knew him.
00:44:04Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:06Duke?
00:44:07Ugh.
00:44:08Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend.
00:44:11And I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:16I should not be listening to this.
00:44:18And I'm sorry too, Mar.
00:44:20Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:23And then waking up the very next day and then waking up the very next day and finding out
00:44:25that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:30Oh my god.
00:44:34Could you hear all of that?
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:36No.
00:44:36Yeah.
00:44:37Yeah.
00:44:37I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:40How about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up.
00:44:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:43Okay, bye.
00:44:45Oh my god.
00:44:53Hey, Deb.
00:44:54I really can't talk right now.
00:44:56Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's late with his part again.
00:45:01Deb?
00:45:03Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:04Oh my god.
00:45:08Oh my god.
00:45:10You're pregnant?
00:45:11I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:13I peed on it.
00:45:14Oh.
00:45:16I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:18We use so many.
00:45:20We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:24Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:29Martha!
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:31Not being helpful.
00:45:33Are you going to keep it?
00:45:35I don't know.
00:45:36I have so many plans for my career.
00:45:38I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:40Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:43Who doesn't know?
00:45:43Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:45I can't.
00:45:46He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:49He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:51Eek!
00:45:52He told me they're super traditional and they think Drew's a virgin and they're going
00:45:56to think that I corrupted their son.
00:45:58Okay, Deb.
00:45:59Drew loves you.
00:46:00I know he'll be supportive.
00:46:03And I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:04Oh, that's him.
00:46:07What do I do?
00:46:08You tell the truth!
00:46:10Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:11Okay, good luck.
00:46:17Well, hello, my beautiful lady.
00:46:19I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:23What do you think?
00:46:24Blue?
00:46:25Orange?
00:46:26Orange.
00:46:27It matches my dress.
00:46:28Is that new mascara you're wearing?
00:46:31You look smoldering.
00:46:33Um, Drew B, I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:37Oh, I already know what you're going to say.
00:46:40You do?
00:46:41You're afraid my mom's going to make you eat cheese.
00:46:44Cheese?
00:46:45But don't worry.
00:46:46I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:49And she totally gets it now.
00:46:51She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:53I love vegan meatloaf.
00:46:55So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:46:58Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:00Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:03Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:05They're not going to be very stoked about me.
00:47:09Are you kidding me?
00:47:10They're going to absolutely love you.
00:47:12This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:14Oh, no.
00:47:16Really?
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18Oh, my mom's going to absolutely adore you.
00:47:22Hey, you, my lady, are perfect.
00:47:25Trust me, okay?
00:47:27I'll see you soon.
00:47:34How'd it go?
00:47:35I couldn't tell him.
00:47:36Deb, it's his baby.
00:47:37You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:39Nope.
00:47:40I just got to make it through tonight.
00:47:42Because his parents are so excited to meet me.
00:47:45And they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant.
00:47:47Because I'm just bloated.
00:47:49So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:47:54Oh, it's Brett.
00:47:55We got to finish this assignment.
00:47:58You got this, Deb.
00:47:59Okay.
00:48:02Got this, got this, got this, got this.
00:48:05Got this, got this, got this.
00:48:07Oh, I think I'm going to puke more.
00:48:30Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:32Been there, done that.
00:48:34Oh, Tilla.
00:48:36Sorry, I thought you were Martha.
00:48:38What?
00:48:38Ew, no.
00:48:40Hey, are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:44Yes.
00:48:44I knew I recognized it.
00:48:47I puked there once during a rager.
00:48:49Oh, me.
00:48:50So, is Drew having a party?
00:48:53I've had dinner with his parents.
00:48:55Oh, the food's that bad?
00:48:57No, I'm just not feeling very well.
00:49:00Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:02Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:05All right, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:10Can we just talk later?
00:49:12You look different.
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:15You look different.
00:49:17What do you mean?
00:49:19Oh, my God.
00:49:21What?
00:49:22What?
00:49:22Are you pregnant?
00:49:23No.
00:49:25How can you tell?
00:49:26I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.
00:49:29Oh, my God.
00:49:30Do you think his parents know?
00:49:32Oh, my God.
00:49:33You haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:36Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:38Yes, fantastic.
00:49:40I am just changing my tampon.
00:49:44Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:47She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:48No.
00:49:51Was it the meatloaf?
00:49:53No, Drew B.
00:49:54I am just taking a real big poop.
00:49:58You just go back into dinner, and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:02Uh, okay.
00:50:03Let me know if you need anything.
00:50:04Will do.
00:50:07Say no.
00:50:08She totally knows.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:11Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.
00:50:13She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:15She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:20How do I get out of this?
00:50:22Just, uh, go back out there, and tell them you were up late studying, and you feel like shit, and then go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:32Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:33That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:36No biggie.
00:50:36Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:46No.
00:50:47Is it because I kissed Martha at one time?
00:50:49I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:51No.
00:50:52Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:50:55It ruined everything tonight.
00:50:56You didn't, babe?
00:50:57My mom loved you.
00:50:58She said that you're, you're like an angel.
00:51:01If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:04Babe, what are you talking about?
00:51:09Check my purse.
00:51:10Um, what am I hurting for?
00:51:26Oh my god.
00:51:27I'm so sorry.
00:51:30Yeah!
00:51:31Woo!
00:51:32Oh man!
00:51:33What?
00:51:34I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:36What about your parents?
00:51:39Devastated?
00:51:39Babe, my mom loves babies.
00:51:43You know what this means though, right?
00:51:51Deborah Davis, will you...
00:51:55Period!
00:51:57Period!
00:51:58Period!
00:51:59I have my period!
00:52:01Oh ho ho ho!
00:52:02Game, set, match!
00:52:05The...
00:52:06Home...
00:52:08And happening...
00:52:10Hey, what's up?
00:52:17Guess what?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight
00:52:21that doesn't include books.
00:52:22Um, how is that studying?
00:52:25You'll see.
00:52:26First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:29Uh, what?
00:52:31Just, just do it.
00:52:33Quick!
00:52:35And then, turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:39Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:42Martha?
00:52:44A little trust, please.
00:52:46So are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...?
00:52:49The History Channel is streaming a Napoleon biopic,
00:52:51which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:52:54Really?
00:52:55Yeah.
00:52:55And I thought we could watch it together.
00:52:57That actually sounds fun.
00:52:59I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:01Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:04Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:06All right, I'm going to start it.
00:53:13Oh, wait, hold on one second.
00:53:14Weird!
00:53:16This take-out delivery staff just showed up,
00:53:27and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:29I did.
00:53:32What?
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:34I thought we'd get hungry, so I ordered us French food.
00:53:36Because of Napoleon.
00:53:38Uh, I'm sorry.
00:53:39Not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:44It's not supposed to be.
00:53:46Huh?
00:53:47It's a date, Martha.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:51Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:53:56I've been wanting to ask you out,
00:53:57but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet,
00:54:00after Trevor.
00:54:01So I thought I'd act like it was a study thing
00:54:04and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:06That's actually really sweet.
00:54:09Brett, but this is not going to work.
00:54:12Why?
00:54:13Are you kidding me?
00:54:14We're study buddies!
00:54:15What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well
00:54:17and then things get awkward
00:54:19and we get a bad grade on the assignment
00:54:20and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:22Okay, if we weren't study buddies,
00:54:23then would you be interested in me?
00:54:25Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:32Why are you blushing?
00:54:34I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:35Brett!
00:54:37Look, my motto is to live in the now.
00:54:39So worrying about how this could get awkward in the future,
00:54:42it's pointless.
00:54:43Okay.
00:54:44And if it does get awkward,
00:54:46I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:48That's a bad choice.
00:54:50I live my life from one awkward moment to the next
00:54:53and I do not recommend it.
00:54:55Well, you should.
00:54:56You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:54:59Uh, such as?
00:55:00Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:03If you're not doing things that scare you,
00:55:06you're not living life.
00:55:10You know what?
00:55:12I guess you have a point.
00:55:14Alright.
00:55:15Let's do this date.
00:55:17Excellent.
00:55:19Bon appétit.
00:55:21These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:25So, question.
00:55:27If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days,
00:55:30how would you spend the next month?
00:55:33Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then...
00:55:35But you're going to die.
00:55:37Dead.
00:55:38Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:40Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:41Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:44I like plans.
00:55:45I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:47Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:49No.
00:55:50Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:55:53Yes.
00:55:54But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:55:56Oh no.
00:55:57No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:56:00I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:03that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:06You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:09You know it.
00:56:10Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:20Amazing.
00:56:21I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:25There you go.
00:56:27And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:56:29A lot.
00:56:30Me too.
00:56:31Kissing's the best.
00:56:33Kissing's the best.
00:56:34I know.
00:56:35What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:37Huh, I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:44What does that mean?
00:56:45My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:49It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:56:53This is embarrassing.
00:56:55No, I think it's sexy.
00:56:57What about you?
00:56:58Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:01Like in your apartment or walking down the street?
00:57:06The ocean.
00:57:07Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:09It is.
00:57:11Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:12No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:16Right, right.
00:57:17Well, don't.
00:57:19It's what I was going to say.
00:57:20You don't have to do that.
00:57:21No, no, it's not.
00:57:22It's saying it's in your butt crack.
00:57:24It's horrible.
00:57:25Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:30Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:32Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:34No, it's fine.
00:57:35It is what it is.
00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:38Sure, it does.
00:57:39Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:41There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:43And that is also not true.
00:57:46My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:47Great.
00:57:48But I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only kissing two people.
00:57:53That's pathetic.
00:57:53What if you only kissed two people, but one of them was your perfect match?
00:57:58Okay, you know what?
00:57:59Let's say you're right.
00:57:59What if I did only kiss two people, and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:04And now he's dead.
00:58:07No, I didn't...
00:58:08Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:09So, yeah, I found my guy.
00:58:11We kissed, we had sex.
00:58:12It wasn't even that good.
00:58:14It never is the first time.
00:58:15Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:17And so now he's dead, and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:22And you know what?
00:58:23If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorns, I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:30Not over me?
00:58:31I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:36Not over me?
00:58:47Oh.
00:58:52You did this, didn't you?
00:58:55I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:58:57The guitarist.
00:58:58Outside my window.
00:59:01Oh, come on.
00:59:01He has a sign that says, For Martha.
00:59:04Okay, all right.
00:59:05I asked my roommate to play romantic French music, but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:12That's really sweet.
00:59:13You know what?
00:59:14I tried, but failed.
00:59:16This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:19No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:21Nope, it's okay.
00:59:21We can end this now.
00:59:22I'll call my roommate, and we'd be done with it.
00:59:24No, don't.
00:59:25Please.
00:59:26This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:30No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:33Look, I realize that you haven't been on many dates, and that is fine.
00:59:38But crying in the middle of it, it's not a good sign.
00:59:45And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone.
00:59:48It's not okay.
00:59:49I'm so sorry, Brett.
00:59:55No.
00:59:56Don't apologize.
00:59:57No.
00:59:58You planned the sweetest date ever, and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:03Hello.
01:00:04I'm Martha, and I ruin everything.
01:00:07No.
01:00:07You didn't ruin anything.
01:00:09Because that would mean I don't like you anymore, and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:14How is that even possible?
01:00:16Because you're incredibly real.
01:00:19And I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking, because let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:26That's not a good thing.
01:00:29Well, I think it is.
01:00:30So, any other surprises?
01:00:37No.
01:00:38That was the last one.
01:00:40Then, while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:44Okay, cool.
01:00:45But there's one condition.
01:00:47Uh-oh.
01:00:48We have to dance.
01:00:49Like, in our rooms?
01:00:52Or you want me to come over?
01:00:54No, no, no.
01:00:55Stand up.
01:00:56Right here, right now.
01:00:58Dance with me.
01:00:59Okay.
01:00:59So, you haven't waited all night for you to come and make it right.
01:01:05I thought you never heard me like the way you did tonight.
01:01:10Wait, hang on.
01:01:11I got the best idea.
01:01:14Ooh!
01:01:14I'm going to be all right, be all right, right.
01:01:21I don't need you.
01:01:22I don't need you.
01:01:23I don't need you.
01:01:25I don't need you.
01:01:26I don't need you.
01:01:27I don't need you.
01:01:28I don't need you.
01:01:30I don't need you.
01:01:31I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't need you.
01:01:34I don't need you.
01:01:37That was so much fun.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:40I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:42Me neither.
01:01:44Hey, I had a really great time tonight.
01:01:46Like, really great.
01:01:48Yeah.
01:01:48Yeah, me too.
01:01:50Martha?
01:01:51Yeah?
01:01:52I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:01:54Oh, yeah?
01:01:55How come?
01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.
01:01:57I'd like that.
01:02:02All right, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:14Hey, nerd.
01:02:15Why are you calling me?
01:02:17Well, I heard you and Brett are talking.
01:02:20Or whatever.
01:02:20And that is your business, how?
01:02:24Well, there's something you should know about breath.
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