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00:00:24Kakek
00:00:26Ngagetin saya aja
00:00:28Kakek mau beli jamu ya
00:00:30Bentar ya kakek
00:00:42Kakek
00:00:44Kakek mau beli jamu apa sih
00:00:46Jamu pegelinu, rematik, encok
00:00:48Semuanya ada
00:00:50Jamu kuat
00:00:52Kakek
00:00:54Udah tua masih suka begituan
00:00:56Pacar saya aja kakek
00:00:58Yang masih muda
00:01:00Bentar ya kakek
00:01:02Saya bikinin biar lebih cos cos cos
00:01:04Tenang aja kakek
00:01:06Kakek
00:01:08Kakek ini olahraganya apa sih
00:01:10Nyangkul
00:01:12Emangnya kakek ini nyangkul apa
00:01:14Kuburan kamu
00:01:16Kakek
00:01:18Kakek
00:01:20Kakek
00:01:22Kakek
00:01:24Kakek
00:01:26Kakek
00:01:28Enggak
00:01:30Nge
00:01:32Nge
00:01:33Nge
00:01:34Apa
00:01:35Asik
00:01:56I'm not happy, but I'm not happy.
00:01:58I'm happy, it's not happy.
00:02:00I'm happy, but I'm happy.
00:02:02You're still thinking about them.
00:02:04They're not really good.
00:02:06They're not a guy.
00:02:08What are you doing?
00:02:10What are you doing?
00:02:12I'm from Jakarta,
00:02:14I'm not a city anymore.
00:02:16How are you talking about Duta?
00:02:18He's my sister,
00:02:20he's my sister.
00:02:22He's my sister.
00:02:24Lo tuh bangun kagak, bangun.
00:02:26Itu sahabatnya kagak benar.
00:02:28Ngerusak hidup lo.
00:02:29Udah, kagak usah mikirin temen-temen lo lagi.
00:02:31Kita kesini itu mau refreshing, mau liburan.
00:02:34Ketemu jodoh lo, ketemu perempuan yang mau ngawinin lo.
00:02:38Ya, ya, ya, ya.
00:02:42Lo lagi, lo ngapain pake nongol di marik.
00:02:45Saya ini pengamen antarkota.
00:02:47Kapan-kapan kita ketemu lagi.
00:02:53Diam lo.
00:02:54Gue kagak mau ketemu sama lo.
00:02:56Mungkin lusak,
00:02:59atau di lain hari.
00:03:01Enggak.
00:03:02Lo kenapa jadi ponang?
00:03:03Mungkin lusak,
00:03:04kagak tahan, Mak.
00:03:05Atau di lain hari.
00:03:10Iya, Mama.
00:03:11Ya, ayo, ayo, ayo.
00:03:13Mungkin lusak,
00:03:15atau di lain hari.
00:03:17Dia bawa gitar lagi.
00:03:19Atau di lain hari.
00:03:24Bandel banget sih lo.
00:03:25Kagak mau ketemu sama lo.
00:03:27Ngomong, nyanyi aja lo.
00:03:28Udah, ayo, ayo.
00:03:29Awas lo.
00:03:30Sekali lagi nongol lo.
00:03:31Gue tampung.
00:03:33Bang, bang.
00:03:34Gitarnya beli dimana sih, Bang?
00:03:35Si anjur.
00:03:36Berapa duit?
00:03:37Serapin banyak.
00:03:38Iya, Mak.
00:03:39Ntar ya, bisnis-bisiknya nyambung lagi ntar ya.
00:03:41Iya, iya, iya.
00:03:45Iya.
00:03:46Ngapain sih, ya?
00:03:47Mak,
00:03:48kenapa turunnya jauh banget sih?
00:03:50Kenapa kagak di terminal aja?
00:03:52Pisik ini.
00:03:53Pisik-pisik apaan sih lo?
00:03:54Berisik deh.
00:03:55Nya juga salah.
00:03:56Nya pikir lebih dekat.
00:03:57Udah!
00:03:58Hah?
00:03:59Coke!
00:04:00Coke!
00:04:01Coke!
00:04:02Ya ampun!
00:04:04Ya ampun!
00:04:05Gila lo.
00:04:06Gila lo.
00:04:07Gila lo.
00:04:08Gila lo.
00:04:09Gila lo.
00:04:10Tangan, gue malu.
00:04:11Ya ampun!
00:04:12Cebong!
00:04:13Cebong!
00:04:14Ya ampun!
00:04:15Apa kabar lo?
00:04:16Ya ampun!
00:04:17Buduka sih lo.
00:04:18Danu, makin ganteng aja.
00:04:19Kayak pemain sinetron.
00:04:20Pasti banyak cewek-cewek yang naksir, ye.
00:04:23Gak kayak si Duta.
00:04:25Gak ada yang naksir.
00:04:26Gak ada yang demen.
00:04:27Gak ada yang milih.
00:04:28Gak ada yang milih.
00:04:29Coba kalo lo yang jadi anak emak.
00:04:30Emak bangga deh sama lo.
00:04:32Saai sih ya.
00:04:34Lo kenapa sih lo?
00:04:35Pakein utup muka segala.
00:04:36Udah, jangan mewek.
00:04:38Ngomong-ngomong.
00:04:39Lo ngapain pulang kampung?
00:04:40Ada apa?
00:04:41Gue bosen Jakarta.
00:04:43Palah gue pusing mau pecah.
00:04:45Tiap hari kerjaan gue.
00:04:46Ngurusin saham.
00:04:47Naik, turun.
00:04:48Naik, turun.
00:04:49Percis ke ingus.
00:04:51Hah?
00:04:52Saham apa sampah?
00:04:53Saham.
00:04:54Ngerti kagak?
00:04:55Epek bursa.
00:04:56Lo gimana ya lo?
00:04:57Masih, masih miskin.
00:04:58Hahaha.
00:04:59Kenapa?
00:05:00Gila dia nanya kita masih miskin.
00:05:02Mas ada nenek kayak begini dibilang meh.
00:05:04Miskin.
00:05:05Keren.
00:05:06Epek gimana?
00:05:07Udah nggak ya?
00:05:08Masih lah.
00:05:09Tuh.
00:05:10Gimana sih?
00:05:11Terus, terus.
00:05:12Ngapain ngapain?
00:05:13Ya, dia kagak tau.
00:05:14Sekarang kerjaan kita dan kasih tau dan.
00:05:16Apaan kerjaan?
00:05:17Ter-guide.
00:05:18Nah.
00:05:19Turis?
00:05:20Iya.
00:05:21Apa lokal apa interlokal?
00:05:22Aduh.
00:05:23Dua-duanya.
00:05:24Ini kelas roaming.
00:05:25Mana, mana?
00:05:26Nah.
00:05:29Ini namanya Thalia.
00:05:31Halo.
00:05:32Thalia.
00:05:34Duta.
00:05:37Duta.
00:05:38Orangnya sini.
00:05:39Halo Tanta.
00:05:40Ini Thalia.
00:05:41Aduh.
00:05:42Aduh, pada cakep-cakep ya.
00:05:44Duta mau ngapain hari ini?
00:05:46Mending aja ikut sama kita aja yuk.
00:05:47Orang-orang.
00:05:48Orang-orang soalnya.
00:05:49Ah, yang meneng.
00:05:50Ayo, ayo.
00:05:51Mau, mau, mau.
00:05:53Gua izin dulu ya.
00:05:58Mak.
00:05:59Ini saatnya.
00:06:00Kalo emak mau Duta jadi laki-laki normal dan jantan,
00:06:04emak mesti izinin Duta pergi sama anak-anak.
00:06:06Kalo kagak, Duta jadi cong.
00:06:08Ya.
00:06:09Ya.
00:06:10Ya.
00:06:11Anak mampu jadi laki-laki normal.
00:06:14Oke, lu boleh pergi.
00:06:15Lu jadinya bakal jadi laki-laki jantan ya.
00:06:18Dan yuannya.
00:06:19Lu boleh pergi dah.
00:06:20Iya, iya, iya, iya.
00:06:21Makasih main.
00:06:22Boleh, boleh, boleh.
00:06:23Boleh, boleh.
00:06:24Oh, iya, iya, iya.
00:06:26Aci, lu emak.
00:06:27Ma.
00:06:28Eh, eh, apaan lu?
00:06:31Nggak.
00:06:32Dama.
00:06:33Doain deh.
00:06:34Iya, hati-hati.
00:06:35Iiiihih.
00:06:36Duta dapet cewe.
00:06:37Duta dapet cewe.
00:06:38Duta dapet cewe.
00:06:39Happy.
00:06:40I'm so happy now.
00:06:41Happy.
00:06:42I'm so happy now.
00:06:43Happy.
00:06:44I'm so happy now.
00:06:45Happy.
00:06:46I'm so happy now.
00:06:48Ah!
00:06:49Rasain lo.
00:06:50Hah.
00:06:51Hah.
00:06:52So gangguin gue.
00:06:53Happy.
00:06:54I'm happy now.
00:06:58Happy now.
00:07:08Eh, eh.
00:07:09Udah lah.
00:07:10Aduh.
00:07:11Cok lu gimana sih, Cok?
00:07:12Eh, eh.
00:07:15Gue nebeng sampe tempat arung jeram ya.
00:07:17Hah?
00:07:18Abong.
00:07:19Masih ada satu tempat.
00:07:20Siap ya?
00:07:21Nggak tau.
00:07:22Eh, ntar gue bayar.
00:07:23Oh, tenang aja kalo dibayar rumah.
00:07:25Silahkan, bos.
00:07:26Dibayar.
00:07:27Silahkan, silahkan, bos.
00:07:28Dibayar kan bisa kok.
00:07:29Dibayar kan bisa kok.
00:07:30Dibayar kan bisa kok.
00:07:31Eh!
00:07:32Eh!
00:07:33Eh!
00:07:34Eh!
00:07:35Tidak ada sedikit dong, Mas.
00:07:36Oh, taruh banget sih.
00:07:37Tidak ada.
00:07:38Udah, uangnya ada.
00:07:42Yaudah.
00:07:43Agak miringin aja deh.
00:07:49Bisa.
00:07:50Waduh!
00:07:52Apa ya?
00:07:53Ini cipa talinya.
00:07:54Tidak.
00:07:55Bukan talinya.
00:07:56Tidak ada.
00:07:57Tidak ada.
00:07:58Tidak ada.
00:07:59Tidak ada.
00:08:01Tidak ada.
00:08:03Apa?
00:08:04Ini benda.
00:08:06Atau, kan masih aja lah.
00:08:09Sabar dikit.
00:08:10Napi sih.
00:08:11Bawain benar lu.
00:08:13Temenin aku cari kayu bakar, yuk.
00:08:16Buat bikin api unggun.
00:08:18Oh.
00:08:19Ke kayu bakar, ya?
00:08:20I usually find it in there.
00:08:24Mickey, Mickey,
00:08:25if Danu already had a job,
00:08:27let me go here.
00:08:29Yeah, you can find someone else
00:08:31just so you can do it.
00:08:33Oh, that's it?
00:08:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:40Thank you, Saranye.
00:08:42It's very good.
00:08:44It's all good.
00:08:46It's all good.
00:08:48One more,
00:08:50alesan tempo dulu.
00:09:05Begitu tahu calon suaminya
00:09:07hilang di hutan seni
00:09:08dan gak ketemu lagi,
00:09:10tuh cewek langsung nyuncul kemari
00:09:12saking cintanya,
00:09:14terus dia gantung diri.
00:09:16Hey, I'm sorry.
00:09:19Huh?
00:09:20Poorly, Tal.
00:09:21It's so cute.
00:09:22It's so cute.
00:09:23Now, since then, the arwah is a curious person.
00:09:29And the girlfriend.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:34I...
00:09:36My husband...
00:09:39It's so cute.
00:09:41It's so cute.
00:09:43Nah, sejak saat itu, orang kampung pada percaya kalau ngapa-ngapain di hutan sini nggak boleh sendirinya.
00:09:53Mesti berdua.
00:09:55Bobonya mesti bareng-bareng.
00:09:58Apalagi kayak gini nih, camping kayak begini.
00:10:02Itu nggak boleh.
00:10:04Harus berpasangan, nggak boleh sendiri.
00:10:07Ini pasangan.
00:10:09Nggak, nggak.
00:10:10Harus cewek sama cowok.
00:10:13Hah?
00:10:14Tak kalau ada apa-apa, siapa yang jagain?
00:10:18Jadi maksudnya pasangan harus ada cowoknya?
00:10:20Betul sekali.
00:10:21Aduh, lelaki.
00:10:25Aduh, omong ya.
00:10:27Ini cerita beneran nggak sih?
00:10:29Nggak percaya dia, Dut.
00:10:31Beneran.
00:10:32Ini hutan saksinya.
00:10:34Udah lama sih ceritanya.
00:10:36Tahun berapa?
00:10:38Pokoknya zaman PKI dah.
00:10:41Nah, 1998.
00:10:42Eh, itu reformasi ya.
00:10:44Makanya kalau sejarah jangan bolos.
00:10:4765 on.
00:10:48Ngajak lu sih ini mah.
00:10:50Noturnya.
00:10:51Tahun 65.
00:10:55Ya, Sir?
00:10:56Ya, Sir?
00:10:57Ya, ya, ya.
00:10:58Tanah sedikit.
00:10:59Ya, udah.
00:11:00Tal.
00:11:03Gue tidur sama Danu ya.
00:11:06Maksud gue, lo sama gue tidurnya sama Danu aja ya.
00:11:11Soalnya gue takut kalau tidur sendiri.
00:11:13Ya, tapi kan kalau kayak gitu lo udah ada pasangan ya Danu.
00:11:16Terus gue sama siapa?
00:11:17Kan harus pasangan-pasangan banget gitu kan.
00:11:19Jauh.
00:11:20Betul.
00:11:22Gue jadi merinding nih.
00:11:24Gue tidur sama duit aja deh.
00:11:26Geseran dong.
00:11:28Geseran dong.
00:11:29Geseran dong.
00:11:30Geseran dong.
00:11:31Geseran.
00:11:32Geseran.
00:11:33Geseran.
00:11:34Geseran.
00:11:35Geseran dikit.
00:11:36Udah jatuh.
00:11:37Nih.
00:11:38Nggak liat.
00:11:39Hah?
00:11:40Sorry, sorry, Cok.
00:11:41Sorry, sorry, Cok.
00:11:42I'm sorry, sorry, Jack.
00:11:44Ada lagi yang baru.
00:11:46Sorry.
00:11:47Sorry, sorry, John.
00:11:48Hah?
00:11:49Christian gak adanya sekarang?
00:11:50Tinjunya tetap.
00:11:52Cuman side job.
00:11:53Hah?
00:11:54Nyanyi-nyanyi juga dong.
00:11:55Ya.
00:11:56Gue kapan minum kopinya sih?
00:11:57Oh iya iya.
00:11:58Tunggu, tunggu, tunggu.
00:12:00Ini kalau kalian pasang-pasangan kenal terus gue sama siapa?
00:12:02Gue.
00:12:03Lo sama jantan.
00:12:04Hah?
00:12:05Iya bener.
00:12:06Udah sama jantan.
00:12:08Tapi jangan lupa.
00:12:09Minum jamu ame gingseng.
00:12:11Diaduk ame telur ayam.
00:12:12Oh iya iya.
00:12:13Telurnya jangan kebanyakan.
00:12:1412 aja cukup.
00:12:15Ntar bisa.
00:12:16Oh iya iya iya.
00:12:17Shhh.
00:12:18Yaudah deh, yuk.
00:12:19Iya iya iya iya.
00:12:22Yuk, jangan tinggalin.
00:12:25Eh Panjul.
00:12:26Sini lu.
00:12:27Ketau, ketau lu.
00:12:28Sekiranya.
00:12:29Eh begini.
00:12:30Coki yang namanya rejeki masing-masing.
00:12:35Udah ada yang ngatur.
00:12:37Jadi coki kagak boleh sirik.
00:12:39Yah.
00:12:40Lah.
00:12:41Tapi kan yang buka jalur rejekinya siapa?
00:12:42Gue.
00:12:43Mesti gue dapet dong.
00:12:44Gue kan jadi bisnya ya.
00:12:45Ngebang lewat.
00:12:46Gila.
00:12:47Kehidupan itu diadapkan selalu pada dua pilihan.
00:12:50Cewek-cewek itu udah milih kitip dua sebagai cowok-cowok yang nemenin dia.
00:12:55Jadi yaudah.
00:12:56Masa mau usia dipaksa?
00:12:58Kan gua cowok juga.
00:12:59Emang gua cowok.
00:13:00Ya buktinya.
00:13:02Aduh, seolah-olah.
00:13:03Cok.
00:13:04Yuk, yuk, yuk.
00:13:05Yuk, yuk.
00:13:06Makin malam makin seram nih.
00:13:07Oh iya iya iya.
00:13:08Dah, dah, dah.
00:13:09Coki.
00:13:10Ya, dah, dah.
00:13:11Dah.
00:13:12Gua yang rancang skenario.
00:13:16Gua yang bikin cerita.
00:13:18Gua yang tidur sama barak.
00:13:20Ya Allah.
00:13:21Gila padain temen-temen gue.
00:13:27Wawasan Cante.
00:13:28Semuanya dengerin.
00:13:31Supaya aman, kita harus menjaga kesimbangan di perahu.
00:13:35Betul.
00:13:36Jadi ya.
00:13:37Alah, udah deh.
00:13:38Gua sampai pakai pengarahan ya.
00:13:39Gua kayak gini udah biasa.
00:13:41Dulu di sungai Amazon.
00:13:43Oke.
00:13:44Jadi gak butuh pengarahan.
00:13:45Bang, bang.
00:13:46Itu kan dulu waktu lo di sungai Amazon.
00:13:49Sekarang lo lagi bukan di sungai Amazon.
00:13:52Lo lagi di sungai ama gue.
00:13:54Amedie.
00:13:55Amedie.
00:13:56Tuh.
00:13:57Amedie tuh.
00:13:58Beda bang.
00:13:59Eh, eh.
00:14:00Banyak bacot lo ya.
00:14:01Hitam.
00:14:02Wah.
00:14:03Lu samain sama batukali dong hitam.
00:14:05Ayah gua mah ga terima.
00:14:07Lo kok nyaman batukali sih?
00:14:08Enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:14:09Eh.
00:14:10Lo ngajak.
00:14:11Ngajak.
00:14:12Ngajak.
00:14:13Ngajak.
00:14:14Ngajak.
00:14:15Ngajak aku ngeram.
00:14:16Nah.
00:14:17Ayah mulain ya.
00:14:18Ayah mulain.
00:14:19Wah.
00:14:20Ayah.
00:14:21Ayah.
00:14:22Ayah.
00:14:23Ayah.
00:14:24Ayah.
00:14:25Ayah.
00:14:26Ayah.
00:14:27Ayah.
00:14:28Ayah.
00:14:29Ayah.
00:14:31Go!
00:14:34Go!
00:14:35Go!
00:14:37Go!
00:14:40Go!
00:14:42Go!
00:14:44Go!
00:14:45Go!
00:14:46Go!
00:14:47Go!
00:14:48Yeah yeah yeah!
00:14:49Go!
00:14:50Go!
00:14:51Go!
00:14:52Can't!
00:14:53Go!
00:14:54Go!
00:14:55Go!
00:14:56Let's go!
00:14:57Mama!
00:15:00Mama!
00:15:01Mama!
00:15:27PEMBICARA 1
00:15:29PEMBICARA 2
00:15:34Jopi!
00:15:35Jopi!
00:15:36Siapa lagi yang belum Jopi?
00:15:38Nggak tahu?
00:15:39Jantan!
00:15:40Jantan nggak?
00:15:41Jantan nggak?
00:15:42Jantan!
00:15:43Jantan kanak?
00:15:44Jantan!
00:15:45Jantan!
00:15:46Jantan!
00:15:47Jantan!
00:15:48Jantan!
00:15:49Jantan!
00:15:50Jantan!
00:15:51Jantan!
00:15:52Jantan!
00:15:53I'm not a kid, I'm not a kid.
00:15:55I'm not a kid.
00:15:57Jantan!
00:15:58Jantan!
00:15:59Jantan!
00:16:03What?
00:16:04I don't know if he's a kid.
00:16:06Why is he not a kid?
00:16:08Oh, he's a kid.
00:16:10He's just a kid.
00:16:12He's not a kid.
00:16:13He's still a kid.
00:16:15He's still a kid.
00:16:17Right, right.
00:16:19If he's not a kid, he's still a kid.
00:16:21Tidak harus.
00:16:23Kayak gitu kasian dong, ya tolongin.
00:16:25Eh, tenang.
00:16:27Tenang aja, paling harus pergi oleh.
00:16:28Paling-paling dia lagi doku sama Putri doi sama Piting
00:16:30BJ-nya?
00:16:31Ikan jolung-jolung.
00:16:33Hehehe.
00:16:34Oh, bisa, bisa.
00:16:35Bisa agak nyambung ya cerita lu, ya.
00:16:38Rasaan gua ga enak nih.
00:16:41Kita pulang aja yuk.
00:16:43Hey, jangan.
00:16:45Jangan kalo pulang.
00:16:46Masa lu tahu nih?
00:16:48Ini tenda udah disewet buat tiga hari.
00:16:50If we go home, we'll go home.
00:16:51There's a lot of tea.
00:16:52Why?
00:16:54Because we're going to have to have a goth?
00:16:56Just calm down.
00:16:57People like a goth that's a lot.
00:16:59They're like a lot.
00:17:00Right.
00:17:00Bang ganteng.
00:17:02So that's what the hell is.
00:17:03Like a wolf.
00:17:04Yeah, right?
00:17:05When I'm in the morning, I got a baby.
00:17:07I got a baby.
00:17:08I got a baby in the back.
00:17:09I got a baby.
00:17:10I got a baby.
00:17:11I got a baby.
00:17:12It's when I get a baby.
00:17:13I got a baby.
00:17:14I got a baby.
00:17:14I got a baby.
00:17:15I got a baby.
00:17:16I got a baby.
00:17:17I got a baby.
00:17:18Oh, that's a good job!
00:17:20Let me just go.
00:17:22Eh, eh.
00:17:24If we call police police, how do you call them?
00:17:27Don't-don't!
00:17:28Don't.
00:17:30Ask, ask, ask.
00:17:32Well, so the solution is to let him die,
00:17:36if he's dead, he's still living.
00:17:39Are we still living?
00:17:41We still have a living.
00:17:41So, if he's dead, he's still living.
00:17:45Oh, well, we're done.
00:17:47I'm going to go to the police.
00:17:49What are you doing?
00:17:51I'm going to go to the police.
00:17:53Yes, I mean, we're going to go to the police.
00:17:57We're going to sleep at the end, right?
00:18:00Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:18:02That's right.
00:18:17I'm going to go to the police.
00:18:35Do you hear the sound?
00:18:37Yes.
00:18:39There's no one before.
00:18:41It's not possible.
00:18:43It's just like our work.
00:18:45I'm going to take care of.
00:18:47It's the only one before I started to die.
00:18:50I just don't understand the entire life.
00:18:52It's the same thing.
00:18:54Come on, Dud.
00:18:55Let's check, Dud.
00:18:56No, you just can check.
00:18:58Why did I do it?
00:19:00I'm not going to-
00:19:02You can do it better, you can get better, faster,
00:19:04if I'm going to brutish it, I'm going to get better,
00:19:07then I'll take care of it.
00:19:09Let's do it.
00:19:11This is a credit card.
00:19:13Laki bukan laki udah cek lo laki lu laki pacar laki sialan lu kagak beres cek cek cek
00:19:23ya bentar
00:19:29pelan dong tuh kan kagak ada orang angin kali ini nggak mungkin pasangin suaranya begitu sih terus apa
00:19:42ini pasti maling kalau nggak maling setan takut lo masetan takut potong tuh idung sama setan aja takut
00:19:58poni lu tuh potong udah udah
00:20:03dan gue yang dan lihat lihat lihat cek cek cek cek cek cek ayo cek kok lagi sih ngcek lu itu
00:20:14ngantian itu emang apa takut pakut eh kalau entar ades setan gue urusannya biar gue cici bawa popok tuh setan
00:20:25Are you crazy?
00:20:27Mil habit!
00:20:28What are you?
00:20:29No, you can't.
00:20:30You are crazy.
00:20:32You are crazy!
00:20:34Hey.
00:20:49Oh, don't hurt me.
00:20:51Hey, what's up, am I going to sit down?
00:20:53Hey, how are you going to sit down?
00:20:55Hey, hey, hey.
00:20:57Hey, hey, what are you going to sit down?
00:20:59I'm sitting down.
00:21:01No, no, no.
00:21:02No, no, no.
00:21:04Okay, let's go down.
00:21:05Look at that, let's go down.
00:21:06In terms of what you're going to sit down.
00:21:08I don't want to sit down.
00:21:09No, no, no, no.
00:21:11No, no, no.
00:21:12No, no.
00:21:13No, no.
00:21:14You're a long dog.
00:21:15You're a long dog.
00:21:18DININCHE
00:21:48If you eat...
00:21:50Wait a minute...
00:21:53Here, time the room.
00:21:55It's not too cold.
00:21:58It's hot.
00:22:01It's hot.
00:22:02I'm just hot.
00:22:07It's hot.
00:22:09That's cool.
00:22:18What are you doing?
00:22:23Where are you?
00:22:25He said he wanted to be a kid.
00:22:29He wanted to be a kid.
00:22:31He didn't want to be a kid.
00:22:33Oh, he's a kid.
00:22:38Yantan.
00:22:40Yantan, you think you're dead.
00:22:43Why are you dead?
00:22:48Tan, sorry, Tan.
00:22:51Eh, lo kenapa lama banget ya pulang ya?
00:22:56Tadi ada orang yang nolongin gue.
00:22:59Sekalian nunjukin jalan kesini.
00:23:01Siapa?
00:23:06Dia kakek-kakek.
00:23:11Bawa cangkul.
00:23:13Cok?
00:23:19Bawa cangkul?
00:23:21Wah, gawat.
00:23:23Ih, Cok, ini cari kesempatan.
00:23:26Iya, siapa yang nyari kesempatan?
00:23:28Eh, lo ketemu kakek-kakek bawa cangkul?
00:23:32Waduh, itu udah jadi hot gossip di kampung sini.
00:23:35Kalau siapa yang ketemu sama tuh kakek, dia bakalan mati.
00:23:43Gimana mau konsen memprospek tahlia?
00:23:45Kalau kebelet.
00:23:46Cuk, cucuku.
00:23:57Kek.
00:23:59Lagi kencing.
00:24:03Cuk.
00:24:04Dilarang ngobrol kalau lagi buang hajat.
00:24:12Guga, Cuk.
00:24:16Ya belulan lah.
00:24:18Gimana mau keluar kalau dilihatin terus?
00:24:22Lagi kakek ngapain sih ngeliatin?
00:24:25Bentuknya sama aja sama punya kakek.
00:24:28Paling beda leceknya doang.
00:24:34Iseng amat sih tuh kakek-kakek.
00:24:39Mana bawa-bawa pacul lagi.
00:24:44Tapi jangan-jangan Kang Sindang ya.
00:24:46Kang Sindang nyari proyek malem-malem.
00:24:49Ada-ada aja deh ah.
00:24:55Kakek, kakek ngapain sih?
00:24:57Ngajakin main petak umpet.
00:24:59Ntar nongol situ.
00:25:00Ntar nongol situ.
00:25:02Kakek mau apa?
00:25:04Tolong galiin lubang buat rumah kakek, Cuk.
00:25:11Ah, akhirnya ketemu juga.
00:25:13Ah, akhirnya ketemu juga.
00:25:16Kakek jangkul!
00:25:21Eh, ayo yuk kita tidur yuk.
00:25:23Eh, jangan lu tidur dong. Ini Duta aja belum balik.
00:25:26Ngain kita sekarang susulin Duta yuk.
00:25:28Biarin aja, duduk gede.
00:25:29Iya, tenang aja.
00:25:30Susulin kek, susulin.
00:25:31Eh, Duta kan mantan Samson Betawi.
00:25:34Jadi dia malah bebas.
00:25:36Jalan main kayak begini.
00:25:37Dia paling lagi ngobrol sama kebonya.
00:25:41Udah deh yuk.
00:25:42Yuk, yuk, yuk.
00:25:43Ayo, nyutup.
00:25:45Kan judul yuk.
00:25:46Jangan pengen-pengen.
00:25:47Jangan pengen-pengen.
00:25:48Sampai pengen-pengen.
00:25:54Kau masih trauma ya.
00:25:59Gua ngerti kau lepas si takut banget.
00:26:04Terus sekarang kita istirahat ya.
00:26:06Kita tidur.
00:26:08Biar lu juga lebih tenang.
00:26:09Kau masih tengokin.
00:26:11Kau masih takut banget.
00:26:12Kau masih suruh pang-pengen.
00:26:15Kau masih takut banget.
00:26:22Kau masih tidur.
00:26:23I'm going to kill you!
00:26:25I'm going to kill you!
00:26:53Ah!
00:26:55Ah!
00:26:57Ah!
00:26:59Ah!
00:27:01Ah!
00:27:23Ah!
00:27:25Ah!
00:27:26Ah!
00:27:27Susah banget sih lo bangin!
00:27:29Barang habis lo cok!
00:27:31Nih!
00:27:32Lu ga ngerasa dia aneh!
00:27:33Hah?
00:27:34Dia aneh!
00:27:35Aneh kenapa sih?
00:27:36Aduh!
00:27:37Lalu kemarin kita nyariin dia sehari ya?
00:27:39Eh nonggo nonggo!
00:27:40Dia sehat ngalepi ya?
00:27:41Oh!
00:27:42Nggak ngerti kok gimana sih?
00:27:44Aduh!
00:27:45Lu Biko, kurangin dikit apa?
00:27:47Oh!
00:27:48Maksud gua kali aja nih dia udah mati!
00:27:50Eh!
00:27:51Dia udah mati!
00:27:52Dia balik lagi, mari!
00:27:53Lu ngacur lu ah!
00:27:54Syukur-syukur dia masih hidup lu!
00:27:55Bukan terima kasih mau Tuhan!
00:27:56Ih!
00:27:57Udah!
00:27:58Udah!
00:27:59Udah!
00:28:00Ah!
00:28:01Ah!
00:28:02Ah!
00:28:03Ah!
00:28:04Ah!
00:28:05Ah!
00:28:06Ah!
00:28:07Ah!
00:28:08Nggak berdarah!
00:28:09Nggak palan!
00:28:10Mana orang kenapa-napa juga?
00:28:12Iya lo ngigo kali orang ada darahnya gitu lo ngimpi kali!
00:28:16Tadi ada sumpah!
00:28:17Tadi ada!
00:28:18Tunggu dah!
00:28:19Ini kayak piraset gua bener nih!
00:28:21Ini Hany udah mati terus juga balik lagi sini!
00:28:23Ah!
00:28:24Lebih lu ah!
00:28:25Ah!
00:28:26Kalo dia bukan manusia terus dia setan gitu!
00:28:28Masa setan bisa dicubit-cubit kegi!
00:28:30Eh!
00:28:31Tuh!
00:28:32Tuh!
00:28:33Tuh!
00:28:34Tuh!
00:28:35Tuh!
00:28:36Tuh!
00:28:37Tuh!
00:28:38Halo!
00:28:39Tuh!
00:28:40Tuh!
00:28:41Tuh!
00:28:42Tuh!
00:28:43Tuh!
00:28:44Tuh!
00:28:45Tuh!
00:28:46Tuh!
00:28:47Tuh!
00:28:48Tuh!
00:28:49Tuh!
00:28:50Tuh!
00:28:51Tuh!
00:28:52Tuh!
00:28:53Tuh!
00:28:54Tuh!
00:28:55Tuh!
00:28:56Tuh!
00:28:57Tuh!
00:28:58Tuh!
00:28:59Tuh!
00:29:00Tuh!
00:29:01Okay, I'm going to go to Duta.
00:29:02Oh, it's so cute, Duta.
00:29:05What?
00:29:06We'll meet you next time.
00:29:07I'm going to go to myself.
00:29:09Oh, Talia, where are you?
00:29:11I'm going to go to Duta.
00:29:12I'm going to meet you next time.
00:29:13I'm going to go to Duta.
00:29:14I'm going to go to Danu.
00:29:15Danu!
00:29:17I'm going to go to Duta.
00:29:31Tentu!
00:29:33Tentu!
00:29:35Ah, help!
00:29:37Tolong!
00:29:38Tolong!
00:29:39Ah!
00:29:40Aaaaaah!
00:29:41Tolong!
00:29:42Ah!
00:29:43Ah!
00:29:44Ah!
00:29:45Ah!
00:29:46Ah!
00:29:47Ah!
00:29:48Kenapa aku bolak-balik di sini aja sih?
00:29:50Ah!
00:29:51Mana jalan baliknya ke tenda?
00:29:53Ah!
00:29:54Mana jalan pulang?
00:29:56Ah!
00:29:58Mah!
00:30:00Duta only says all to my friends.
00:30:02If you don't want to be close.
00:30:06Do you want to be close?
00:30:08Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:11Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:12Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:14Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:30:18Please, Father, I want to go home.
00:30:23Please give me my house.
00:30:27I can't help you, but I can't get rid of your legs.
00:30:33Look, my fingers are tight. I can't get rid of your legs.
00:30:37I can't get rid of my legs.
00:30:39I can't get rid of my spoon, I can't get rid of my legs.
00:30:43Help, help.
00:30:46I can't help you, but I can't get rid of my legs.
00:30:49Sorry, sorry.
00:30:52I know you.
00:30:57I'm going to get rid of my legs.
00:31:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:31:07If my brother's dying, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:31:10I'm not.
00:31:11I'm sorry.
00:31:13I'm sorry.
00:31:15I'm sorry.
00:31:17I'm sorry.
00:31:20I'm sorry.
00:31:22Oh
00:31:24Oh
00:31:26Oh
00:31:28Kenapa hidupku disikutin setan melulu sih hape salah gue
00:31:32Oh
00:31:34Oh
00:31:42Duta
00:31:44Duta
00:31:46Duta
00:31:48Duta disini Dalia
00:31:50Duta
00:31:54Duta hampir mati
00:31:56Duta disamperin sama kakek jangkul
00:32:02Kakek jangkul?
00:32:04Duta mau dipacul
00:32:06Sekarang mana kakek jangkul?
00:32:08Mau dipulang
00:32:10Kenapa?
00:32:12Nggak apa ya
00:32:14Jantan
00:32:16Kenapa jantan?
00:32:18Jantan mati
00:32:22Mayatnya ada di sungai
00:32:24Nggak mungkin
00:32:26Ya kan masih ada di tenda
00:32:28Nggak mungkin emang jantan masih ada di tenda
00:32:30Tentu
00:32:32Tentu arahnya
00:32:36Terus anak-anak kita lagi mana?
00:32:38Kita malah ke tenda
00:32:40Aku mampu kuat aku
00:32:42Tapi kita akut kabarin dia
00:32:44Kalau gak gak kita bisa mampu semuanya dicangkul
00:32:48Sama itu kakek jangkul
00:32:50Sama itu kakek jangkul
00:33:06Duta
00:33:08Itu jantan
00:33:10Jantan
00:33:12Jantan
00:33:14Jantan
00:33:16Jantan
00:33:18Jantan ke mati
00:33:20Jantan
00:33:22Jantan
00:33:24Jantan
00:33:26Jantan
00:33:28Jantan
00:33:30Jantan
00:33:32Jantan
00:33:34Jantan
00:33:36Jantan
00:33:38Jantan
00:33:40Jantan
00:33:42Jantan
00:33:44Jantan
00:33:46No.
00:33:48I'm not going to die.
00:33:58Chucky?
00:34:00Chucky?
00:34:02Chucky?
00:34:04Chucky?
00:34:10Chucky?
00:34:12Chucky?
00:34:14Chucky?
00:34:16Chucky?
00:34:18Chucky?
00:34:20Chucky?
00:34:40Chucky...
00:34:42Who is that?
00:34:44Come on!
00:34:46Come on!
00:34:50I see myself...
00:34:52...and the man of the man...
00:34:54...gambang dikali.
00:34:56Bang...
00:34:57...bang...
00:34:58...bang...
00:34:59...bang...
00:35:00...bang...
00:35:01...
00:35:02...
00:35:03...
00:35:04...
00:35:05...
00:35:06...
00:35:07...
00:35:08...
00:35:10...
00:35:12...
00:35:22...
00:35:24...
00:35:26...
00:35:34...
00:35:40Ah
00:35:42Oh
00:35:44Oh
00:35:46Okay
00:35:48Oh
00:35:50Oh
00:35:52Oh
00:35:54Oh
00:35:56Oh
00:35:58Oh
00:36:00Oh
00:36:02Oh
00:36:04Oh
00:36:06Oh
00:36:08Oh
00:36:10Oh
00:36:12Oh
00:36:14Oh
00:36:16Oh
00:36:18Oh
00:36:20Oh
00:36:22Oh
00:36:24Oh
00:36:26Kenapa kita harus dikejar-kejar sih
00:36:28Gue tau
00:36:30Pasti dia ada maunya tuh
00:36:32Di kagak rela kali
00:36:34Kagak mau mati sendirian
00:36:36Jadi dia nyari teman
00:36:38Halo
00:36:40Siapa lagi
00:36:42Ya kalo temen lo gimana sih
00:36:44Tunggu, tunggu, tunggu, tunggu
00:36:46Oke gue tau deh
00:36:48Kenapa dia nongolin diri terus nganyajar kita
00:36:50Mungkin
00:36:52Dia minta dikuburin kali jasadnya
00:36:54Kalau gitu kita harus nguburin di secipan sebelum tari terbit
00:36:56Bener
00:36:58Ayo ayo
00:37:00And
00:37:02Ayo ayo
00:37:04I
00:37:06Ayo ayo
00:37:08Jalan
00:37:10He
00:37:12Ayo
00:37:14Nah
00:37:16Enak-penuh-pelukannya
00:37:18But why do you want me to do this?
00:37:20You tell me you're going to do it!
00:37:21I'm going to tell you, I'm going to walk with you,
00:37:24to walk with you seshan.
00:37:25If you're at the middle of the road, you'll be able to mess with you by the woman.
00:37:28Then you'll be able to mess with you.
00:37:29You're asking me?
00:37:30You have to do this, and you'll be able to mess with me,
00:37:32I'm going to wake up with you.
00:37:37Wow, you just showed me,
00:37:39now the road will be fine.
00:37:41Hey Carl, you will help me.
00:37:44I'll help you.
00:37:44I'll help you.
00:37:46You don't help me,
00:37:47I'm going to help you!
00:37:49From the time you talk with Akar,
00:37:51better you talk with me.
00:37:53Just a little bit.
00:37:55Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:37:58Eh, Batu.
00:38:01Eh, Batu.
00:38:03Eh, Batu.
00:38:05Eh, Batu.
00:38:07I'm going to talk with Bat.
00:38:09If you're a little bit,
00:38:11if you're a little bit,
00:38:13if you meet Jantan, you meet you.
00:38:15Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:38:17Jadi saya jalan begini ya.
00:38:19Haa.
00:38:21Haa.
00:38:23Haa.
00:38:25Gitu ya.
00:38:29Dan, dan, dan. Tung, dan.
00:38:31Mana sih?
00:38:32Daira hutan sini nggak ada bumburan.
00:38:34Nggak ada pohon doang sama munyit.
00:38:36Cok, gimana kalau kita bawa ke kampung ya, Cok?
00:38:39Bawa ke kampung pakai apaan?
00:38:41Orang mobil aja mogok mau dibopeng.
00:38:43Lu aja gua mogah.
00:38:44Ya kan si Duta lagi benerin lo mobilnya.
00:38:46Eh, si Duta mah sotoy doang.
00:38:48Kakak, udah gua kencing dulu ya.
00:38:50Udah, udah.
00:38:51Sini anjar lagi.
00:38:52Ah, enak.
00:38:53Cuman udah.
00:38:54Ah, ribet lo.
00:38:55Aku kencing banget lo motong jawab.
00:38:56Yaudah, jangan lalaman lo we, Cok.
00:38:58Aduh, gua udah tinggal gian mulu sih ya.
00:39:14Dan, Dano.
00:39:15Siap, Cok.
00:39:16Sini, Dan.
00:39:17Dan, Dano.
00:39:19Ah, stop it lo.
00:39:21Lo ngapain sih lo?
00:39:22Ah.
00:39:23Ah.
00:39:24Oh, no, no.
00:39:25Tuh.
00:39:26Gimana sih?
00:39:27Itu kayaknya lobang tuh.
00:39:28No, no.
00:39:29Mana?
00:39:30Oh, no.
00:39:31Oh iya, Cok.
00:39:32Eh?
00:39:33Kayaknya itu lobang kuburan deh.
00:39:34Nah, gimana kalau kita kuburin si jantan di situ?
00:39:37Lo gila, lo.
00:39:38Itu punya siapa?
00:39:39Punya bapak gua.
00:39:40Bapak lo?
00:39:41Ya gimana, gua tau punya siapa.
00:39:42Gua juga baru liat.
00:39:43Udah bisa belum?
00:39:45Bentar lagi.
00:39:46Duta, Duta.
00:39:47Apa?
00:39:48Lobangnya udah ketemu.
00:39:49Iya, iya.
00:39:50Lubang apa?
00:39:51Lidung lo.
00:39:52Ya lobang kuburan buat nguburin si jantan.
00:39:53Terus gimana ya?
00:39:54Ya kita masih kuburin.
00:39:55Ya udah dah, ayo dah.
00:39:56Mau hubungan siapa ya?
00:39:57Lo ngapain di sini?
00:39:58Lo ngapain di sini?
00:39:59Masa malam?
00:40:00Lo.
00:40:01Mobilnya belan kelar.
00:40:02Udah siang, udah tunggu dulu dah.
00:40:04Eh, gak usah udah ketemu kuburannya.
00:40:06Dimana?
00:40:10Kalau gua udah dateng kangen-kangennya sama lo Lehan nih.
00:40:12Badan gua ini sampe menggigil.
00:40:15Panas dingin.
00:40:16Aduh.
00:40:17Kalau udah begitu, gua langsung ke apotek.
00:40:19Beli obat.
00:40:21Orang apotek sampe bingung.
00:40:23Bapak, badan bapak ini panas dingin.
00:40:25Kok gak beli obat meriang?
00:40:27Emang abang beli obat apa?
00:40:28Gua kalau ke apotek, kalau lagi begitu,
00:40:30cuma satu obat yang gua beli.
00:40:32Apa?
00:40:33Obat rinduku padamu.
00:40:36Ayo jadi GR, serasa 20 tahun lebih muda.
00:40:42Apa?
00:40:43Ayo malu.
00:40:45Leha, gua ini udah lima periode jadi lurah.
00:40:49Bini gua udah gak ada.
00:40:51Laki lu udah gak ada.
00:40:53Lu duda, gua janda.
00:40:56Nunggu apa lagi?
00:40:57Udah kita kawin aja.
00:40:58Iya, abang kebalik.
00:41:00Yang janda ayah.
00:41:01Yang duda abang.
00:41:02Abang kenapa jadi keder?
00:41:04Iya maksud gua udah deh,
00:41:05kita resmiin aja deh.
00:41:06Jadi laki bini.
00:41:07Gimana ya bang ya?
00:41:09Si Duta udah gede.
00:41:10Masa kita yang tua duluan,
00:41:12biar Duta duluan kawin ya bang ya?
00:41:15Justru kita duluan yang jadi suami istri.
00:41:18Ini kan jadi contoh buat si Duta
00:41:20ntar ngikutin kita.
00:41:21Enggak abang ah.
00:41:22Duta duluan ayah malu.
00:41:24Ayo pengen limang cucu bungon ya ah.
00:41:26Udah lah.
00:41:27Berapa?
00:41:37Bener bener lu mah.
00:41:39Pake belangcon pinjam dari si Amin lu.
00:41:43Udah belon gak tau timing lu.
00:41:45Maaf alura.
00:41:47Beli celana pake tau.
00:41:49Kenapa tuh?
00:41:50Mana saya tau?
00:41:51Aduh.
00:41:52Aduh.
00:41:53Lu ada apa sih?
00:41:55Ada apa sih?
00:41:56Ini palura.
00:41:58Itu penduduk udah pada nungguin.
00:42:00Masalah itu palura.
00:42:02Yang kuburan udah disiapin untuk kakek canggul.
00:42:04Udah disiapin kuburannya udah?
00:42:06Udah.
00:42:07Udah siap semua nih.
00:42:08Udah.
00:42:09Udah.
00:42:10Udah.
00:42:11Udah.
00:42:12Udah.
00:42:13Udah.
00:42:14Udah.
00:42:15Udah.
00:42:16Udah.
00:42:17Udah.
00:42:18I'll go.
00:42:24Why are you doing this?
00:42:26I'm not gonna do it.
00:42:28I'm going to get away from my car.
00:42:29I'm not going to get away from my car.
00:42:30Yeah, I'm not going to get away from my car.
00:42:33Cop, cop, cop.
00:42:34What are you doing?
00:42:34Don't worry, Mickey.
00:42:36Eh, you're who?
00:42:37Dano.
00:42:38I'm not going to get away from her.
00:42:39You're not?
00:42:40Yeah, I'm not.
00:42:42I'm not a fan of her.
00:42:44Hey, he's a guy, he's a guy.
00:42:47Gila.
00:42:48Gila orang kota, orang kampung.
00:42:51Eh, lo mau tak dilepahin?
00:42:53Mau, patah hati lagi.
00:42:56Bramah naung.
00:42:58Duduk, lo melek banget.
00:43:00Udah lo gak usah atur-matur gue?
00:43:02Gitu gue.
00:43:05Gitu ya, Mickey.
00:43:08Gitu sekarang gini, lo mau kasih gue berapa?
00:43:11Gue gak inti gue sem-migit.
00:43:13Yaudah deh, gaji gue nanti buat lo semua deh.
00:43:16Pakap.
00:43:17Oh, you're going to get it.
00:43:19Yeah, I'm going to get it.
00:43:23I'm going to get it.
00:43:25Oh, that's it.
00:43:27You're going to get it.
00:43:29You're going to get it.
00:43:35I'm going to get it.
00:43:37What's the name?
00:43:39Oh, wow.
00:43:41Oh, my God.
00:43:43What the hell?
00:43:45I have to get it.
00:43:47Why did you get it?
00:43:55I have to get it.
00:43:57So we're going to do it.
00:43:59Oh, no.
00:44:01Do you want me to take it?
00:44:03What are you doing?
00:44:05Where am I?
00:44:07I'm not going to drink.
00:44:09You're not going to drink.
00:44:11Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma!
00:44:13Ma, Ma!
00:44:14Ito Duta kenapa?
00:44:15Eh! Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma!
00:44:17Si Duta, Duta mau ngintimin kalian?
00:44:19Iya, tadi.
00:44:21Masuk sih?
00:44:22Iya bener.
00:44:23Ga mungkin lah ya, Duta ga orangnya kayak gitu deh.
00:44:25Ya, ga tau aja aslinya, Duta itu cobreng.
00:44:27Apa itu cobreng?
00:44:28Cobreng, sik!
00:44:29Ma, Ma, lo mau lo!
00:44:31Sakit!
00:44:32Sakit!
00:44:33Oh, oh, oh!
00:44:35Dasar otak lo koslet ya!
00:44:36Ga di kota, ga di kampung,
00:44:38Masih demen aja malah laki, lo kesambut setan apaan sih?
00:44:40Lo demen sama lo laki, lo ngapain?
00:44:42Tiban-tiban sama si Coki.
00:44:44Si Coki temen bahaya lo.
00:44:46Orang bener, orang waris.
00:44:47Lo bikin kagak bener.
00:44:48Memang muka dia belangsang.
00:44:49Tapi lo jangan bikin hidup dia jadi belangsang.
00:44:51Ma, Ma, Ma, Duta normal, Ma.
00:44:54Apa lo?
00:44:55Duta udah punya cewek.
00:44:56Halah!
00:44:57Dan lo juga bilangnya punya cewek, punya pacar.
00:44:59Mana sekarang buktinya mana?
00:45:01Gak ada cewek yang mau sama lo!
00:45:03Siapa acara Duta?
00:45:05Ha?
00:45:07Ha?
00:45:09Jadi,
00:45:10Palia sama Duta, pacaran?
00:45:12Udah jadian?
00:45:13Baru aja pacaran.
00:45:14Iya kan?
00:45:15Iya kan?
00:45:17Pacaran ya?
00:45:18Boleh kan lo?
00:45:20Boleh, tapi...
00:45:24Lo bukan perempuan jadi-jadian.
00:45:26Perempuan asli.
00:45:27Iya.
00:45:28Gak ada, gak ada seletingnya.
00:45:30Iya, iya.
00:45:31Ma, Alhamdulillah deh kalau beneran pacaran sama si Duta.
00:45:34Nya seneng, nya happy.
00:45:35Ma, iya, iya.
00:45:36Eh, Duta.
00:45:37Duta.
00:45:38Berarti bentar lagi lo nikah sama Talia.
00:45:40Ade!
00:45:41Ade!
00:45:42Namina cucu.
00:45:43Berarti lo normal.
00:45:58given qua
00:46:00Dezen.
00:46:01berarti lo normal.
00:46:06&pain
00:46:08RZ
00:46:13wouca,
00:46:15cquency
00:46:18everywhere
00:46:19nothin'
00:46:20na
00:46:21si
00:46:22aware
00:46:23da
00:46:24Oh
00:46:47Hello segar segar enggak ada duanya
00:46:54hai hai hai Hai berat mana lo ngomong dong kalau mau pergi eh dengar guna gusuran ah itu banyak
00:47:05ah hai dong
00:47:06matahadu cuh tolongin kaget cuh tolongin apaan jangan ganggun ya kaget mau pulang pulang aja
00:47:22diri sabangnya lalu kemari mau ada kali nyeburi sekalian tut-tut Hai ayah musik
00:47:29duh tolong Aduh jangan ganggu ngapasih
00:47:34jalan-jalan tak usah ye ayo dong eh tolongin kaget cuh
00:47:49jadi gue gambarnya nih lagian udah malem ngapain ngayeng aja segala bawa-bawa pacul
00:47:55enggak nih gua lagi mabok nih nih kalau kenapa lah pecah nih
00:47:59awas tuh gua pulang
00:48:03banar-banar
00:48:06iya tapi kan aku udah ngeliat kalian dong duluan masa aku
00:48:17ih terus sih dimana dimana dimana tempatnya itu tuh itu tuh kuburannya itu itu tapi kok ada isinya
00:48:28tempatnya sih kemarin aku yang gali nggak mungkin eh ah bohong aduh-bawa lura lo ya salah lo nih
00:48:34enggak benar tapi ntar dulu tuh apaan tuh
00:48:38itu tidak air eh ini darah darah itu
00:48:43jadi saudara-saudara sekalian ibu-ibu bapak-bapak
00:48:59saya jamin kampung kita ini sebentar lagi akan aman tentu ini karena saya sebagai lurah sekaligus bakal calon gubernur Bandung
00:49:13saya sebagai lurah sudah menyiapkan lobang lobang kuburan buat pake campur biar
00:49:43biar kakek cangkul ini pulang dengan tenang biar dia bisa istirahat dengan tenang paham semuanya
00:49:53senang semuanya kampung kita aman
00:49:58ada mayat lah ya udah diisi keluar-keluar darah dari murah-murahnya
00:50:02jadi lubang kuburan yang gua
00:50:12udah buat ceritain ke warga semua kalau gua sebagai lurah sudah membuat lubang kuburan buat pake campur semua sudah tengah
00:50:18ada mayat lah ya udah diisi keluar-keluar darah dari murah-murahnya
00:50:26mewajir baluran
00:50:28gak wajir
00:50:30jadi lubang kuburan yang gua sediain buat kakek cangkul diisi mayat orang
00:50:36keluar darah
00:50:38bau
00:50:40ini mah bahaya pak lurah ini mah bahaya
00:50:44ini berarti kakek cangkul ngapun
00:50:46tenang tenang tenang tenang
00:50:48pak bapak jangan percaya
00:50:50di desa kita ini tidak ada yang namanya setan kakek cangkul
00:50:54tahayul pak
00:50:56gua sebenernya udah tau banget ini cerita yang namanya kakek cangkul ini
00:51:00lurah masakah gak tau
00:51:02tapi biar lu juga tambah tau warga disini semakin tau juga para penonton juga supaya tau bagaimana sebenernya kisah kakek cangkul itu
00:51:12lu ceritain deh
00:51:18sekitar 2 tahun yang lalu
00:51:20itu
00:51:22ada sepasang suami istri
00:51:24kakek-kakek sama nenek-nenek
00:51:28si nenek
00:51:30tukang mandiin mayat
00:51:32sementara kakek
00:51:34adalah tukang gali kuburan
00:51:38mereka saling cinta
00:51:42tapi
00:51:44nenek meninggal duluan
00:51:46kakek patah hati
00:51:48jadi kakek ingin
00:51:50mandiin nenek sendiri
00:51:52dan gali kuburan nenek sendiri
00:51:56warga gak ada yang tau
00:52:00jadi warga cuma
00:52:02nguburin mayatnya nenek sementara kakek ditinggalin
00:52:06gak ada yang tau kalo kakek mati
00:52:08gak ada yang tau kalo kakek mati
00:52:10mayat kakek dibiarin ngebusuk
00:52:14dibilangkutin kitus
00:52:16aromanya
00:52:18aromanya
00:52:20aromanya menyengat
00:52:22menakutkan
00:52:24malapetaknya
00:52:26menakutkan
00:52:28malapetakanya
00:52:30ketika warga tau kalo
00:52:32kakek meninggal
00:52:34jasadnya bukan dikuburin
00:52:36tapi dibuang kekali
00:52:38tapi dibuang kekali
00:52:48seharusnya lu pada itu
00:52:50pake inisiatif
00:52:52udah tau kalo kuburannya itu kosong
00:52:54diisi lo mayat orang lain
00:52:56usir tuh mayat
00:52:58ini urusan mayat
00:53:00mayat
00:53:02gimana mau usir ke mayat
00:53:04ini urusan mayat
00:53:06mayat
00:53:08gimana mau usir ke pak
00:53:10bukan urusan orang
00:53:12gak kontrakan
00:53:14ada juga kita bisa jadi mayat
00:53:16masuk dalam kuburannya itu
00:53:18gak ada kabur
00:53:20eh
00:53:22eh
00:53:24eh
00:53:26tenang pak
00:53:28tenang pak
00:53:30tenang pak lurah
00:53:32tenang pak lurah
00:53:34ini hal biasa
00:53:36sekarang bapak sebagai calon gubernur
00:53:38harus
00:53:40ngambil sikap
00:53:42dan juga harus
00:53:44bisa mencari solusinya pak
00:53:46iya ramli
00:53:48gua sebagai lurah sekaligus calon gubernur bandung
00:53:50gua udah ngambil sikap
00:53:52dan gua udah ngambil solusi
00:53:54di situasi bahaya
00:53:56gua harus pulang
00:53:57alias gua harus kabur
00:53:58hamli
00:54:00hehehe
00:54:02palura
00:54:04gara-gara kalian
00:54:06rencana palura untuk
00:54:08mesejahterakan masyarakat ini
00:54:10dan juga ketentera masyarakat kita
00:54:12akhirnya bubar
00:54:14dagal total
00:54:16iya maaf pak
00:54:18kita kan gak tau pak
00:54:19kalo itu kuburan nganggur
00:54:20nganggur
00:54:21lu bilang itu kuburan nganggur
00:54:23itu kuburan digali dibikin lubang
00:54:26atas perintah saya sebagai lurah
00:54:28untuk kakek canggul
00:54:30dibilang nganggur
00:54:32eh
00:54:33ayah
00:54:34eh
00:54:35dikata emang kuburan abis di PHK
00:54:37pake ada nganggur-nganggur
00:54:38akibat kamu tau
00:54:40masyarakat kita ini jadi korban
00:54:43kakek canggul marah
00:54:45hehehe
00:54:47mendingan lu sebutinnya data-datanya tuh
00:54:49korban-korbannya sebutin deh
00:54:51baik pak
00:54:52biar pada nyawo semuanya
00:54:53baik pak
00:54:54empat orang meninggal
00:54:56enam orang luka-luka
00:54:5811 orang trauma
00:55:0011 orang trauma
00:55:02hehehe
00:55:04hehehe
00:55:05pak
00:55:06kalian semuanya
00:55:07harus bertanggung jawab
00:55:10bertanggung jawab dimana
00:55:12mereka itu cuma salah naro mayat
00:55:14mereka itu hilap
00:55:16ya hilap hilap hilap
00:55:18kita hilap
00:55:20kita hilap
00:55:22hilap pak
00:55:24sesampai ada korban
00:55:26itu bukan namanya hilap
00:55:27Tebeti, tapi Tledor
00:55:29Tledor
00:55:30oleh karena itu
00:55:33saya sebagai lurah disini
00:55:36memutuskan
00:55:39kalau kalian semuanya
00:55:40harus dihukum
00:55:41aaatar
00:55:52jangan, jangan, jangan. Tidak, harus dihukum. Mereka juga tahu mereka salah. Mereka pasti tidak akan mengulangi lagi...Iya kan?
00:55:56I don't even know what the hell, I had to tell you, I had to talk to you about the way the hell.
00:56:02It's the hell! Now I have to talk to you!
00:56:05You know what I have to talk to you?
00:56:08You know what I have to talk to you?
00:56:10All right, you're in trouble.
00:56:12We're back.
00:56:14Don't let's talk to you like that.
00:56:17I'm a good boy.
00:56:19What's that?
00:56:21from mokak suneh
00:56:23haa daripada lu hukum mereka
00:56:25mendingan lu kasih kesempatan buat mereka
00:56:27buat nyeleksain masalah kakek cangkul
00:56:29biar aja kakek cangkul itu diusir nama si duta
00:56:31kenapa sih lu pake ngukum segala
00:56:33si duta nih waktu nenek gayung aja
00:56:35dia bencang menyelesaikan masalah
00:56:37ya siin lho jangan ikut aku ngomong
00:56:39gue hancar lu ya
00:56:42rencana kita mau pergi ke dukun
00:56:44yang waktu itu nyelesain masalah nenek gayung
00:56:47dijamin mancur
00:56:49That's good!
00:56:50What's that?
00:56:51Iwak peyek, iwak peyek.
00:56:53Nasi-nye, nasi, jagung.
00:56:56Ada cewek, ada cewek.
00:56:58Cewek nye, nenek gayung.
00:57:00Tapi mancur!
00:57:08Dutak, why do you think it's like this one?
00:57:10Oh, that's what happened.
00:57:13Dude, dude.
00:57:14But you don't think it's like this one.
00:57:16Yeah, dude.
00:57:16Yang penting hasilnya manjur.
00:57:18Nenek gayung aja selesai.
00:57:21Kok dia ketawa-ketawa gitu sih?
00:57:23Emang begitu, gayanya cengingesan.
00:57:25Aku ragu.
00:57:26Yakin aja.
00:57:39Emang semua orang ngomong gue ganteng.
00:57:41Haa...
00:57:42GGR, kepedean sih.
00:57:44Nggak kedengeran.
00:57:47Emang nggak ada suaranya.
00:57:49Haa...
00:57:50Gimana ya, Mbah?
00:57:54Gue tau loh.
00:57:56Mau dateng kemari?
00:57:57Iya.
00:57:58Sekarang udah dateng kan?
00:57:59Iya.
00:58:00Tiap dateng sini berarti ada perlu.
00:58:02Iya.
00:58:03Kalo nggak ada perlu, nggak dateng.
00:58:04Ya, iya, Mbah.
00:58:06Kalo kagak ada perlu, kita bobo di rumah.
00:58:09Maksud lu tujuan Bapak?
00:58:10Eh, begini Mbah.
00:58:13Kita yang mau minta tolong.
00:58:15Kita diteror sama setan kakek-kakek.
00:58:19Bawa-bawa cangkul.
00:58:21Oh, kakek cangkul berarti udah tua dong?
00:58:27Iya, iya udah tua.
00:58:28Mbah, yang namanya kakek-kakek ya tua.
00:58:31Kalo muda namanya mas cangkul.
00:58:33Iya, iya, iya, gue juga tau.
00:58:39Nantas?
00:58:40Kita minta tolong.
00:58:41Kita usir.
00:58:43Kita minta tolong supaya tuh kakek cangkul diusir.
00:58:47Yang kemarin dulu kan kemarin?
00:58:49Yang waktu nenek Gayung.
00:58:51Iya, bertiga.
00:58:52Berhasil kan?
00:58:53Berhasil.
00:58:54Makanya balik lagi.
00:58:56Iya.
00:58:57Puas.
00:58:58Iya, hape sekarang belum bayar.
00:59:00Dut, lu gimana sih, Dut?
00:59:03Gak bayar sih.
00:59:05Bentar dah.
00:59:05Dua kali lipat.
00:59:07Kalo ini berhasil, tenang aja ya.
00:59:10Hei, hei.
00:59:12Semua ikutin gue ya.
00:59:15Iya.
00:59:25Ya, Ajan.
00:59:30Gak bayar dong lo.
00:59:33Ngikutin gue, bapak.
00:59:34Sering ikutin.
00:59:35Nah, gue gatel sih gue diikutin.
00:59:37Ya gimana sih?
00:59:38Aku pegang langsung.
00:59:40Dut.
00:59:40Gue bilang juga apa, Dut?
00:59:41Nggak meyakinkan, Nek.
00:59:43Jalangkung, jalangkek.
00:59:45Jalangkung, jalangkek.
00:59:47Jalangkung, jalangkek.
00:59:50Jalangkung, jalangkek.
00:59:52Hehehe.
00:59:53Ah.
00:59:54Ah.
00:59:54Ah.
00:59:56Ah.
00:59:58Siapa?
00:59:58Bisa dong.
01:00:03Gue urusan cewek, gue gituin aja.
01:00:09Iya enggak?
01:00:10Dapet, dapet, langsung dapet.
01:00:11Ngomel.
01:00:12Ah.
01:00:13Abang.
01:00:15Abang.
01:00:15Mbak, jurusnya, ma? Jurusnya.
01:00:17Iya, Danu.
01:00:19Eh, lo diem-diem dulu ya.
01:00:22Tunggu gue.
01:00:23Mau kemana sih, Mbak?
01:00:24Lo tungguin ya, Mbak.
01:00:26Ini enggak masa empat lima jam.
01:00:27Loh, loh, loh.
01:00:28Eh, ini.
01:00:29Ini enggak kelar.
01:00:30Setan, bagaimana ya urusan ini, Setan?
01:00:32Ini penting banget nih, Mbak.
01:00:33Urusan setan, Mbak.
01:00:35Gampang urusan ini dulu yang gue kerjain.
01:00:37Emang mau ngapain sih?
01:00:38Ini kerjaan, Mbak.
01:00:39Iya, kerjaan gue lagi bertumpuk.
01:00:41Ya, Mbak.
01:00:42Tumpuk apaan ini?
01:00:43Ini setan, bagaimana ya urusan setan?
01:00:45Setan.
01:00:45Gue buat tumpuk sama dia.
01:00:47Mbak, Mbak, Mbak, Mbak, Mbak, Mbak.
01:00:55Eh, Duta.
01:00:57Lo yakin mau pakai cara beginian?
01:00:58Eh, kakek cangkul kan yayangnya nenek gayung.
01:01:05Jadi kita coba panggilnya pakai gayung jalangkung.
01:01:09Ya kan?
01:01:10Ya kan?
01:01:11Ya.
01:01:12Terus kalau misalnya dia udah dateng, kita mau ngapain, Pak?
01:01:15Ajak main gakle, main ceki.
01:01:20Sekalian kalau perlu lo ajak main domikado eska.
01:01:24Penting apa pertanyaan lo.
01:01:26Kalau dia dateng, kita tanya baik-baik.
01:01:29Kakek, kakek inget apa kagak?
01:01:34Jasadnya ditaruh di mana?
01:01:37Ya, elah, Dut. Gue pikir gimana kalau kayak begitu mah gampang bener.
01:01:41Ngapain kita mesti kayak begini ribet kena batuk-batuk?
01:01:44Telepon aja tuh kakek cangkul. Dateng.
01:01:47Ini kakek cangkul.
01:01:49Bawanya cangkul. Bukan handphone.
01:01:51Kalau handphone namanya kakek telepon.
01:01:52Udah deh jangan bawel dulu dah.
01:01:54Coba aja dulu.
01:01:56Kalau kagak bereaksi, baru kita pikirin solusi yang lain.
01:01:59Baru udah lo ngemeng.
01:02:01Aduh, yuk, yuk, yuk. Mulai, yuk, mulai, mulai.
01:02:04Siap ya, siap. Jangan yang takut ya.
01:02:06Lo ada apa-apa kabur, awas lo ya.
01:02:08Gak agak.
01:02:09Idung lo gue potong tuh.
01:02:10Iya dah.
01:02:11Lo juga lo.
01:02:12Udah gak ada idung?
01:02:12Ah, lo kan biasanya culas.
01:02:14Idung gue udah tipis nih.
01:02:15Makanya kagak gue bahas idung.
01:02:17Gue tau keadaannya.
01:02:18Dung gue.
01:02:19Dung gue.
01:02:20Gue gak sanggup nih.
01:02:24Dung gue rasanya berat banget.
01:02:28Megang nih boneka serem.
01:02:30Yaudah lo pasti bisa kok.
01:02:32Kalau bukan lo siapa lagi coba?
01:02:34Iya.
01:02:35Yuk mulai, maka.
01:02:37Mulain ya.
01:02:39Cepat.
01:02:41Cepat.
01:02:42Cepat.
01:02:43Cepat.
01:02:44Cepat.
01:02:45Cepat.
01:02:46Cepat.
01:02:47Ah.
01:02:48Virus ah.
01:02:49Asep ini.
01:02:50Nusuk-nusuk idung.
01:02:51Aduh.
01:02:52Yaudah.
01:02:53Yaudah.
01:02:54Yaudah.
01:02:55Yaudah.
01:02:56Jalangkung.
01:02:57Jalangke.
01:02:58Tumis kangkung sambal pete.
01:03:01Jalang...
01:03:02Kenapa jadi gadang dutan sih?
01:03:04Enak tuh.
01:03:05Tumis kangkung sambal pete.
01:03:07Ah.
01:03:08Sedap.
01:03:09Jam segini lagi.
01:03:10Depan dupa.
01:03:11Oke.
01:03:12Sebenarnya kita kesini mau main jalangkung sampai piknik ya?
01:03:15Nah.
01:03:16Tuh.
01:03:17Gimana dah tuh?
01:03:18Kita poting aja poting.
01:03:19Nah.
01:03:20Kalo depix baru udah terusin dah.
01:03:21Betul betul.
01:03:22Ya enakan piknik lah dibuat-bunya jalangkung.
01:03:23Gimana apa ya?
01:03:24Ya piknik.
01:03:25Wah?
01:03:26Ya piknik kok.
01:03:27Gue gak usah ditanya dong.
01:03:28Ya kita pulang aja yuk.
01:03:29Kayaknya jadi nih.
01:03:30Sudik.
01:03:31Mau sisihkan kita bina.
01:03:32Kamu canda Dut.
01:03:33Abis lo kapan mulainya sih Dut?
01:03:35Iya tuh lama-lama.
01:03:36Ayo dong.
01:03:37Jalangkung.
01:03:38Jalangkung.
01:03:39Jalangke.
01:03:40Tumis kangkung.
01:03:42Sambal pete.
01:03:43Jalangkung.
01:03:44Jalangkung.
01:03:45Jalangke.
01:03:46Orang jangkung.
01:03:48Orang kate.
01:03:50Jalang.
01:03:51Jalang 느�uk.
01:03:52Jalang!
01:03:53JalangGeh!
01:03:54Jalang!
01:03:55Jalang!
01:03:56Jalang!
01:03:57Jalang pete.
01:03:58Jalang aku jari jari jari.
01:03:59Jalang!
01:04:00Jalang,jari jari jari
01:04:20Oh
01:04:50Aduh
01:04:52Gimana ini
01:04:54Gimana kalo sampe pelurah tuh tau
01:04:56Kalo lu, lu, lu semuanya tuh gagal
01:04:58Kan bisa ribet urusannya
01:05:00Gua nanti kita nyain
01:05:02Ya gimana, Mak?
01:05:03Kita semua usaha udah
01:05:04Kedukun udah
01:05:05Baca mantra udah
01:05:06Manggil jalankung udah
01:05:07Gimana lagi?
01:05:09Shhh, gini aja
01:05:10Kita tetep pake Nenek Gayung
01:05:13Tapi pake Nenek Gayung palsu
01:05:15Nenek Gayung KW5
01:05:17Hah?
01:05:25Kira-kira kakek Canggu bakal nongol gak sih?
01:05:28Kalo nongol sih bakal nongol
01:05:30Tapi masalahnya
01:05:32Dia inget apa yang gak jasadnya dimane
01:05:35Ini kakek-kakek nih
01:05:37Udah pikun, lupa
01:05:39Naminya juga jompo
01:05:41Yelah
01:05:43Keriputnya sama kayak lu
01:05:45Gua keriput, apinya keriput
01:05:46Kalo dia lecek
01:05:48Dari atas sampe bawah
01:05:49Shhh, lu mau kerjaan?
01:05:51Lu setrikain tuh
01:05:53Lu aja mau keluarga lu sana
01:05:55Aduh udah dong
01:05:57Lu takut nih
01:05:59Eh, jangkuk
01:06:08Ya ampun, kita ngapain ya ampun
01:06:10Ya ampun, kita bilang aja
01:06:12Kita udah siapin Nenek Gayung
01:06:25Ya ampun, kita udah siapin Nenek Gayung
01:06:27Kakek
01:06:28Mereka udah siapin Nenek Gayung
01:06:29Jangan kenceng-kenceng dong
01:06:30Tau ya yang kita dengerin
01:06:34Kakek
01:06:36Kita udah bawain Nenek Gayung
01:06:38Kita mau temuin Nenek Gayung ke kakek
01:06:42We're going to meet you, my uncle.
01:06:46My uncle, I want to help you, my uncle.
01:06:52Come on, my son.
01:06:54Come on, my son.
01:07:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:12Maisharo?
01:07:14Aak, Aak.
01:07:15Apa benar kamu itu?
01:07:17Benar, Aak. Ini Maisharo. Bukan Maya Ahmad.
01:07:24Ikut aja ikut. Ikhlas, ikhlas.
01:07:26Ikhlas, Pak.
01:07:27Ikhlas, Pak.
01:07:29Ayo, Maisharo.
01:07:31Ya.
01:07:32Biar kita yang selesaikan.
01:07:42Ayo, Maisharo.
01:07:45Ayo, Maisharo.
01:07:57Maisharo.
01:07:58Dasatku ada di situ.
01:08:00Nyangkut di bawah jembatan.
01:08:02Maisharo!
01:08:03I don't know.
01:08:33I don't know.
01:09:03You're back.
01:09:04I don't know.
01:09:05I don't know.
01:09:08I don't know.
01:09:10I don't know.
01:09:13Aduh!
01:09:15Aduh!
01:09:17Aduh!
01:09:19Maesaro!
01:09:21Maesaro!
01:09:23Maesaro!
01:09:25Maesaro!
01:09:27Maesaro!
01:09:29Maesaro!
01:09:31Stop!
01:09:33Kau mencuri hatiku
01:09:35Stop!
01:09:37Kau mencuri hatiku
01:09:39Cok!
01:09:43Cok!
01:09:45Cok!
01:09:47Cepetan Cok!
01:09:49TK lu semua, lu bener-bener duduk
01:09:51Nanti lu gak ada pabek kan?
01:09:53Gak apa-apa, pala lu meleduk
01:09:55Udah ya lu selamat kan?
01:09:57Selamat pala lu meleduk
01:09:59Ngomel-ngomelnya ntar aja kalo udah dirumah ya
01:10:01Ngomel-ngomel pala lu meleduk
01:10:03Semuanya meleduk lu, atau meleduk
01:10:05Tuh, tuh, gimanaan nih?
01:10:07Ayo udah
01:10:09Sekarang, kita mesti cari bener
01:10:11Ya udah
01:10:12Lu nyelam, udah siap kan lu nyelam?
01:10:13Eh, eh, eh
01:10:14Jangan asal ngomong
01:10:15Ya emang gua apa nyelam?
01:10:16Gua udah dirananin jadi nenek gayung
01:10:17Oh gak gua
01:10:18Udah tanggung saya lagi
01:10:19Cok kali lagi, pala lu meleduk
01:10:21Udah tanggung, total
01:10:23Total pala lu meleduk, gua capek
01:10:25Lu lagi?
01:10:26Urgat
01:10:27Urgat pala lu meleduk lagi
01:10:29Eh, udah demi bersamaan keselamatan kita semuanya
01:10:32Apa lah lu, pokoknya semua meleduk
01:10:34Lu bagaimana sih?
01:10:35Perlu jadi apa?
01:10:37Aaaa
01:10:38Aduh
01:10:39Aduh
01:10:40Aduh
01:10:41Aduh
01:10:42Aduh
01:10:43Demi kita
01:10:45Demi kita
01:10:46Demi kita apa?
01:10:47Apaan?
01:10:48Ngomong, ngomong, ngomong, ngomong
01:10:49I love you!
01:10:51Come on, Joki!
01:10:53You're right!
01:10:55You're gross!
01:10:57Please forgive me
01:10:59I want to be honest.
01:11:01This is not Neni Gayung
01:11:03This is Neni Gayung!
01:11:07You're not no!
01:11:09What about me?
01:11:11If you want to know
01:11:13if you don't understand Neni Gayung
01:11:15It's the neck
01:11:17Ah
01:11:19Makan temen
01:11:21Makan temen
01:11:23Ah
01:11:29Kakek
01:11:31Kakek tahan dulu ya
01:11:33Jangan emosi
01:11:35Ini maksud kita bener-bener baik
01:11:37Kita janji bakal kuburin jasadnya kakek
01:11:39Percis di sebelahnya kuburan nenek gayung
01:11:41Jadi tahan dulu dah temperamennya
01:11:43Bahaya kolesterol
01:11:45Entah darah tingginya kumat
01:11:47Yang menulungin siapa ya repot kan kek
01:11:49Sudah cucu-cucuku
01:11:53Hah kok udah sih
01:11:55Kakek sudah paham dengan rencana baik kalian
01:11:57Hah
01:11:58Kamu kan yang mandiin
01:12:00Maisaro istri saya
01:12:01Ya gimana sih
01:12:02Iya saya yang mandiin nenek gayung
01:12:04Kakek minta maaf ya
01:12:06Kakek telah membuat kalian ketakutan
01:12:10Ya iya kakek bentuknya begitu
01:12:12Ngaca dong kakek
01:12:14Terima kasih ya cucu-cucuku
01:12:16Ya di tengok yuk
01:12:17Kakek mau pergi dulu ya
01:12:19Ya pergi
01:12:20Ya
01:12:21Ya
01:12:22Ya
01:12:23Ya
01:12:24Ya
01:12:25Ini apa-apaan
01:12:26Kakek
01:12:27Kakek
01:12:28Ya
01:12:29Kita udah dua hari dua malem di terror
01:12:32Palaku nyaris kena pacul
01:12:34Digampang bener ngomong minta maaf
01:12:36Apa-apaan enteng ngomongnya enteng
01:12:39Lo terima apa ya
01:12:40Hah lo terima
01:12:41Enggak dulu urusan ini belum kelar nih
01:12:43Enak bener begitu doang
01:12:44Gua gak terima Duta
01:12:45Gua gak terima
01:12:46Samperin samperin
01:12:47Samperin samperin
01:12:48Samperin
01:12:49Kalo lu samperin
01:12:50Udah samperin
01:12:51Enggak gua gak mau
01:12:52Enak aja gua udah dandan kayak begini
01:12:54Damn lo
01:12:55Gua udah dadan
01:12:56Udah mau mati
01:12:57Lu pengen bilang
01:12:58Terima kasih
01:12:59Udah
01:13:00Udah berantakan
01:13:01Udah berantakan begini
01:13:03Udah bapak belur
01:13:04Udah bapak belur begini
01:13:05Udah cemong-cemong
01:13:06Udah cemong-cemong
01:13:08Udah cemong-cemong
01:13:09Lo kenapa jadi kayak caleg lo bisik-bisikin
01:13:13Jangan-jangan-jangan
01:13:15Kita hilap-hilap
01:13:17Yang adek
01:13:18Kakek buru sadar
01:13:19Dibubah pikiran
01:13:20Darah kita disosot
01:13:21Ayo
01:13:29Coki lo gapapak kan!?
01:13:31Lcap
01:13:31lo tidak apa-apa
01:13:32Tadi sih
01:13:33Pada sekarang
01:13:34B exactly
01:13:36Mem permakei
01:13:37NèNèK Kayung
01:13:38Falsu
01:13:40Pengalaman kita
01:13:41Aduh
01:13:42Alhamdulillah
01:13:43Emang Rejeki
01:13:43Gak kemana
01:13:44Akhirnya
01:13:45Langsung
01:13:46Dabel
01:13:47Btw
01:13:48Nama ku NeneK Goyang
01:13:50Yaa
01:13:50Bukan Nene Kayung
01:13:51I think I'll be
01:13:53Hahaha
01:13:55Hahaha
01:13:57Hahaha
01:13:59Hahaha
01:14:01Hahaha
01:14:03Hahaha
01:14:05Hahaha
01:14:07Hahaha
01:14:09Hahaha
01:14:11Hahaha
01:14:13Beginilah akhirnya
01:14:15Gayung dan sangkul
01:14:17Jadi satu
01:14:19Salaam sinta
01:14:21Dunyini dhan aogera
01:14:23Juk
01:14:25Juk
01:14:27Tolong i week nane
01:14:29Nane mo be. Bish
01:14:31Bish
01:14:32Ya
01:14:33Nane po be. Bish
01:14:35Ya
01:14:37Tolong
01:14:38Juk
01:14:39Juk
01:14:40Nane mo be. Bish
01:14:42Bish
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