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00:00The special presentation.
00:09Hi, I'm Melissa Joan Hart.
00:10When I told ABC I wanted to throw a welcome back to school party for my friends,
00:13that's you guys, they totally bought it.
00:15And when I said I wanted to have it at Edgar Allan Poe, the coolest high school in America,
00:19they said absolutely, you've got the whole place to yourself.
00:22And when I said I wanted to show you guys a clip of my new ABC show,
00:25Sabrina the Teenage Witch, they were totally into it.
00:27Hey, I'm three for three. Maybe I do have supernatural powers.
00:31What a guess!
00:33Wait until he sees ABC's new Saturday morning lineup.
00:36Tonight you're going to meet some old friends and some new faces,
00:38but I guarantee they're going to make you laugh.
00:40Did you say make you laugh? Why, I can make you laugh.
00:44Look, my duster's on the endangered species list.
00:49This is Arnie. He's been at Edgar Allan Poe High School forever.
00:52He kind of keeps his eye on things.
00:53Ha!
00:54Achoo!
00:54Including the floor.
00:58See you, Arnie.
01:00Come on, I want you to meet some friends of mine.
01:06This is Lexi, Fitz, Sarah, and Brian from Bonechillers.
01:09They go to school here.
01:10Welcome to our citadel of knowledge.
01:13Such as it is, it's usually not quite this, well, colorful.
01:16It normally has that je ne sais, blah, I still adore.
01:20Not today. If it ain't on the menu, you're out of luck.
01:23Hey, guys, look. Here comes Miss Dewberry.
01:26The Dew, sir.
01:27Hello, Melissa. Hello, everybody.
01:30I have just enough time to apply this name tag that I must be off.
01:33Name tag?
01:34Oh, yes, they're an excellent icebreaker for a party of this magnitude.
01:39Bye-bye.
01:39That is a pretty neat name tag.
01:44Yeah, I wish I had one of those.
01:46Well, where are yours?
01:47I think mine's, uh, right above her left shoulder blade.
01:51Well, our party's just beginning, and you're all invited.
01:53So stick around for a special look at all the fun to come on ABC's Saturday Morning Preview Party.
01:58You're invited to the ABC's Saturday Morning Preview Party with your host, Melissa Joan Hart.
02:08Special party guests, Ian Ziering.
02:11The cast of Bone Chillers.
02:13Becca and Tucker from Flash Forward.
02:15With special appearances by Doug.
02:18Disney's Mighty Ducks.
02:20Gargoyles.
02:21Disney's Jungle Cubs.
02:23Bugs Bunny.
02:23And a very special surprise treat.
02:28The ABC's Saturday Morning Preview Party will be right back.
02:31That's the facts, Jack.
02:33We're back in the party zone.
02:35Here comes the ABC's Saturday Morning Preview Party.
02:40Welcome back to ABC's Saturday Morning Preview Party.
02:43You know, the best thing about throwing a big party is you never know who you're going to run into.
02:48Hey, what are you guys doing?
02:49You're all dressed like Doug, right?
02:50Right.
02:51We dig Doug.
02:52Doug is cool.
02:54You mean Doug's cool because he believes in being himself.
02:56You know, being an individual and not going along with the crowd.
02:59That's right.
03:00Well, believe it or not, there's loads of changes in store.
03:02Even for a guy like Doug.
03:04Let's see what's new with this one-of-a-kind character.
03:06Okay.
03:10Dear Journal, remember me?
03:12Doug's funny.
03:13It seems like years since I've written, but it's only been since the beginning of summer.
03:17I haven't bothered because there's never anything to write about.
03:21Nothing.
03:22I mean nothing ever happens around here.
03:26Well, nothing except for the brand new middle school they're building.
03:30Nobody knows the name of it yet, but that's where I'll be going next week when school starts.
03:35I hope.
03:39I still think Patty Mayonnaise is the greatest.
03:42That's definitely the same.
03:44I'm open, Daddy!
03:45Ready?
03:46Alley-oop!
03:47She puts it up.
03:48She scores!
03:48Woo-hoo!
03:50Oh, hi!
03:52Unfortunately, Roger Klotz is still his same old charming self.
03:56Eh, shut up!
03:57You must think you're so tough behind the fence, huh?
03:59What a lame bunch of...
04:02Uh-oh!
04:02Run, Mory!
04:03Bee-wee!
04:04Whee!
04:06My best friend, Skeeter Valentine, never changes.
04:09Super Peanutty Buddy, please!
04:10Here you go!
04:12Thanks, Mrs. Farley!
04:13See ya!
04:14Hmm!
04:15Yeah!
04:16Oh, man!
04:20Bee-bee Bluff's so rich, she can't afford to change.
04:23Dee-da-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da.
04:30Ah!
04:32Perfect!
04:33Hee-wee!
04:34Roger!
04:35Please call the cops!
04:36Help!
04:37Oh!
04:38Ow!
04:39Ow!
04:40That hurt!
04:41Ow!
04:41Oh, man!
04:42Ow!
04:44Hey!
04:46My book!
04:48Ow!
04:50Everything's the same on good old Jumbo Street.
04:52As usual, Mr. Dink is trying out some new gizmo.
04:56Careful, bud!
04:57You might fall and hurt something.
04:59Like the azaleas.
05:01Oh, not to worry, dear.
05:02Everything's under control.
05:07Hmm.
05:08Turbo guide.
05:10Help!
05:11Help, Mr. Dink!
05:15Whoa!
05:16What the...
05:16Ah, my room.
05:22Nothing changed here.
05:24Porkchop's still my best non-human friend in the whole world.
05:27And, of course, there's me.
05:29One thing's for sure, I haven't changed a bit.
05:35Well, hope you enjoyed brand spanking new Doug with all new episodes on ABC.
05:39And speaking of new episodes, next I want to show you a clip from my show, Sabrina the Teenage...
05:42Stark!
05:43Stark!
05:44Guys, I know this is a party, but do you think this is a good place to play hockey?
05:49I don't know.
05:50I think you can use these dinner rolls for hockey pucks.
05:53It's Ian Ziering, one of the starring voices from The Mighty Ducks, a new animated series on ABC Saturday morning.
05:58We just saw part one of the first face-off before the preview party.
06:01Now, you're the voice of Wild Wing, right?
06:02That's right.
06:03They play the leader of a band of intergalactic crime-fighting ducks from an alien world.
06:07And Jim Belushi does the voice of their manager, Phil.
06:09Well, why don't you introduce the clip?
06:11Okay, we'll set the torque for maximum traction, get your seatbelt on, and roll the tape.
06:16Yeah!
06:17On the road to glory, ain't no turning back.
06:26Got to be the mighty duck, hard to find the time.
06:30Look out, clear the way.
06:33Sometime here to play the draw.
06:39The draw!
06:43Minds up, here come the mighty duck.
06:46Burn it up, burn it up, the eye.
06:48Try to stop the mighty duck, and you're going to pay the price.
06:53Here comes the mighty duck, fighting for the gold.
06:57Let's hear it for the mighty duck.
07:00Time to rock and roll.
07:02Let's go!
07:03Let's go!
07:06The draw!
07:09The mighty duck, the frog.
07:12Hear it for the mighty duck.
07:14The mighty duck.
07:16Hockey playing alien ducks.
07:19Looks like Pug World.
07:21It's possible.
07:22We're not even in our own universe anymore.
07:25A little early for Halloween, ain't it?
07:27How about a nice friendly game?
07:29Ow!
07:29Hey!
07:31Oh!
07:33Excuse me.
07:34Cover me, Grinster!
07:35Whoa!
07:38Whoa!
07:38Whoa!
07:38Whoa!
07:39Oh!
07:39Those people are in trouble.
07:45You must help them.
07:47This is our time!
07:48You cross us, you gotta pay!
07:50Why don't you hogheads mess with us?
07:53Go around!
07:53This is the source of the energy readings.
07:58This is hopeless.
08:00You don't even know if Draconis is on this planet.
08:02We're never gonna find him.
08:05Looks like he just found us.
08:06You know, great voices bring magic to cartoons.
08:21And nothing can be more magical than a treat from Toy Story.
08:24Watch for them throughout ABC Saturday morning.
08:26You never know when one will pop up.
08:28Let's take a look.
08:29Did you know that as we calmly sit here and intense debate rages within the paleontological
08:34community, were dinosaurs hot-blooded or were they cold-blooded?
08:39I'm overwrought with anxiety over this issue.
08:42I mean, what temperature was their blood?
08:44There's even a third half that theorizes that larger dinosaurs may have been born hot-blooded
08:50and after growing to a sufficient size, they suddenly switched to cold-blooded.
08:55Who am I supposed to believe?
09:00The ABC Saturday morning preview party will be right back.
09:03That's the facts, Jack.
09:06We're back in the party zone.
09:08Here comes the ABC Saturday morning preview party.
09:12Welcome back to ABC Saturday morning preview party.
09:19Uh, how's the dip?
09:22Buddy's fine.
09:23I got food all over me.
09:24That's Kirk.
09:25He's captain of the Bone Chillers football team.
09:27And that's his buddy.
09:28Buddy.
09:28You know, green's a really good car for you.
09:30At least you got that going for you.
09:31Kirk, I suppose getting my punch is out of the question.
09:34He'll get yours.
09:36After they get theirs.
09:38How about some punch, Fitzy?
09:39Of course, the love.
09:40Gotta go.
09:41Get him.
09:41Get him.
09:42Go, go, go.
09:44A girl could go thirsty around here.
09:47Hey, Melissa, what are your friends getting here?
09:49Becca and Tucker?
09:49Oh, my gosh, they're supposed to be here.
09:50I wonder if they got lost.
09:52Lost?
09:53Here?
09:54Oh, I sincerely hope not.
09:56Come on.
09:57I mean, what could happen just because it's dark?
09:59And creepy?
10:00And blimey?
10:01And weird creatures wandering around in the halls?
10:04Principal Hustman!
10:09Look what I found.
10:12Becca Tucker!
10:13Without hall passes, these people you call Becker and Tucker are persona non grata.
10:21All that remains is their certain fate.
10:24A trip to the principal's office.
10:29Hall pass is right.
10:31Sorry, guys.
10:31I could have sworn I gave them to you.
10:32Very well.
10:38But remember, my office is always open.
10:53Well, let's flash forward to a clip of Becca and Tucker and flash forward.
10:56Coming from the Disney Channel and now on ABC Saturday morning.
11:02That's Tucker.
11:09Ever since kindergarten, he learned how important it is to make a good impression on the first
11:13day of school.
11:18So, it's great.
11:20We rule the school.
11:24That's Becca.
11:25She's been my best friend my whole life.
11:27We grew up together.
11:30Come on, Tucker.
11:31Let's go to school.
11:32See?
11:33Becca's ready to go.
11:34Come on.
11:47You're not going on the bus?
11:48No.
11:49You can't take your bike on the bus.
11:53Hold up.
11:54Wait.
11:55Please.
11:55Please.
11:58Wait.
11:59Go here.
12:00Go here.
12:00Go here.
12:01Sucker.
12:05Sucker.
12:12Wild's posses are getting out any second.
12:19Have you lost your mind?
12:20I'm sorry if I scared you.
12:32I'm sorry if I scared you.
12:39He talked to me.
12:41Zach Anderson talked to me.
12:44He talked and he looked and he smiled.
12:47Stop being so juvenile.
12:56Why don't you invite him to our party?
12:58Yeah.
13:00I'm not going to your stupid party.
13:04Some people just mature faster than others.
13:07You think your friends would understand.
13:09Love a party at my house.
13:18Love a party at my house.
13:18Come on.
13:18Go.
13:19Go.
13:20Go.
13:20Go.
13:23Go.
13:27Go.
13:27Go.
13:28Go.
13:31You finish that science homework yet?
13:35No.
13:35Not yet.
13:36Chapter 3's a killer.
13:37Go.
13:38Go.
13:39Go.
13:39Go.
13:40Go.
13:40Go.
13:40Go.
13:40Go.
13:41Go.
13:41Go.
13:42Go.
13:42Go.
13:42Go.
13:43Go.
13:43Go.
13:43Go.
13:43Go.
13:44Go.
13:44Go.
13:44Go.
13:44Go.
13:45Go.
13:46Go.
13:47Principal Pussman, what is up with that guy?
13:50What's the deal with this school, anyway?
13:52It's so dark and creepy.
13:54Well, that sounds like a question for Arnie.
13:56Come on.
13:59Hi, kids.
14:01Guys, this is Arnie.
14:03Wait, don't tell me.
14:05Principal Pussman gave you a hard time
14:07because you didn't have your hall passes.
14:10Yeah, he was so weird.
14:13Has it always been like this at Edgar Allan Poe High School?
14:15If you want to know what it's like at Edgar Allan Poe High School,
14:19then you should watch this clip from Bone Tears.
14:24Sounds like the perfect time for a really good special effect.
14:27I don't know about you, but this way is what's making me see.
14:35That's a goal.
14:39Meet Fitz.
14:40Well?
14:41Lexi.
14:42I know I don't have to remind you, too, that tomorrow is Sarah's birthday.
14:44Brian.
14:45Okay, now, what exactly did you have in mind when you said clean up?
14:49And Sarah.
14:50I love it when darkness reigns in art.
14:53Four lowly freshmen at Edgar Allan Poe High School.
14:56Like any other school, it has students.
14:58Addict up! Addict up! Addict up!
15:02Teachers.
15:02A prince.
15:08No, no, no! Principal Plussman!
15:09Be afraid.
15:11Be very afraid.
15:13A cook.
15:14Keep the line moving.
15:15Come on, come on, come on!
15:16That's great!
15:18A janitor.
15:19I was just doing a little plumbing.
15:22So dark in here!
15:23And, of course,
15:25monsters.
15:26Monsters.
15:26Welcome to my nightmare.
15:38I shall once again regain my throne.
15:42What's a gift?
15:44Ha-ha!
15:44Ha-ha!
15:48I don't think this is a teenage form.
15:51The pimple cream didn't do a thing.
15:53Amid the usual mix of high school hormones.
15:58Pig!
15:59Boring homework.
16:02Friendly faculty.
16:04Would you like a delicious slice of my homemade yam pecan bread?
16:07Oof! I'd love it.
16:10And bullies.
16:11Oh!
16:12Oh!
16:14How about you guys?
16:14These four friends never imagined their first year of high school could be so terrifying.
16:20Ha-ha!
16:21Ha-ha!
16:21Ha-ha!
16:23You know what you're doing, Ms. Webb?
16:26It's evil!
16:26Using people's cocoons for your giant bug experiment is really, really weird!
16:31Yeah!
16:31Ha-ha!
16:32Ha-ha!
16:34I'm gonna die on my birthday!
16:36I, Brian, hold back up.
16:38Being a sound mind for us.
16:40Brian!
16:40Can Fitz,
16:42Lexi,
16:43Brian,
16:44and Sarah
16:46Did something horrible happen last night?
16:47conquer the forces of evil at their school
16:49and make it to graduation?
16:51Watch Bone Chillers
16:53this fall on ABC Saturday morning.
17:00Finally, a chance to show you a clip from my new show,
17:03Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
17:04Hold on a minute!
17:05What about Gargoyles, The Goliath Chronicles?
17:08Yeah, what about a clip from our favorite show?
17:11Wait, let me get this straight.
17:12Talking gargoyles?
17:13Hey!
17:14It worked for Jason Alexander.
17:16Can't argue with that.
17:18Let's take a look at a clip from Gargoyles, The Goliath Chronicles.
17:20The Goliath Crunch is a little bit.
17:22The Goliath Chronicles.
17:24The Goliath Chronicles.
17:25And by that.
17:27I'll see you later.
17:27The Goliath Chronicles.
17:29Third来 is by the Lambs.
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20:19DC. With all new episodes in brand spanking new, Doug. I haven't changed a bit. They're
20:27the hottest ducks on ice. Crime-fighting ducks, saving the world and winning at hockey. It's
20:33Disney's Mighty Ducks. Come on! There's a new breed in town. Fighting the forces of
20:42evil. Half-man, half-shark. They're street sharks. Very cool. What's up, Doug? It wouldn't
20:49be Saturday morning without those familiar tunes. It's 60 Minutes of the Bugs and Tweety
20:55Show. I thought I bought a hoodie pad. Then, you'll laugh until you scream with Fitz, Lexi,
21:02Brian and Sarah as they battle the monsters of Edgar Allan Poe High School on Bone Chillers.
21:08And now we have to destroy them, the Bulls. This clan of ancient stone gargoyles comes
21:15to life as high-flying warriors and defenders of the night. Watch Star Wars, the Goliath
21:20Chronicles.
21:21Then, here's the deal. In our school, we got real problems. Welcome to the horrors and absurdities
21:30of being 13. Becca and Tucker try to survive junior high school in Flash Forward. All this
21:39and more on ABC's Saturday mornings. Thanks to the kids at Edgar Allan Poe for letting me
21:45throw a party at their school. You know, even though we have to say goodbye for now, remember,
21:48the party isn't really over. It's going on every Saturday morning on ABC. And all you have
21:53to do is show up. By the way, don't forget to watch my new show, Sabrina the Teenage Witch,
21:57Fridays on TGIF. We do have time for my clip, don't we? I knew we would. If you thought
22:05Bewitched was cool, wait till you check out Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Imagine if pointing
22:10your finger could make all your wishes come true. Cool. Cool. For one girl, it can. Sabrina
22:18just found out she has magic powers. I feel stupid. Oh, you're lucky you don't if you wiggle your
22:23nose. The only drag is using them will take some practice. I'm a witch and I still have
22:28to go to school? Unfair. What happened yesterday was just a part of life. Turning a person into
22:33a pineapple is a part of life? Melissa Joan Hart is Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I love being a witch.
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