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00:01Zimmer, it's time for Mrs. Munger's class to visit TG High Tuff.
00:06I want you all to tell me what you hope to do when you have completed your educations.
00:11I want to arrange flowers for funerals.
00:14Garbage collect, uh, uh, uh, carpet?
00:16The twins want to sell stereos!
00:19We're not twins!
00:21We'll just have to be TV stars each week on Disney's One Saturday Morning.
00:27Guess what's coming to Disney's One Saturday Morning from Toys R Us, Kids R Us, and ABC?
00:31What?
00:32The truckload of toy sweepstakes!
00:34How do I enter?
00:35Go to a Toys R Us or Kids R Us store near you and enter to win $10,000 worth of toys!
00:40Plus, just for visiting Toys R Us or Kids R Us, you'll receive a free Disney's One Saturday Morning Sensational Saturday Fun Book featuring your favorite shows on ABC.
00:50While supplies last, you'll only get one truckload of toy sweepstakes.
00:54And you'll only get one Saturday morning!
00:57Next, Disney's One Saturday Morning comes to TGIF!
01:00We get to peek in on all that great stuff?
01:02Yeah!
01:03Next on ABC!
01:04Check it out!
01:05One Saturday Morning!
01:07Um...
01:08Zimmer!
01:09Zimmer class!
01:10It's time for the One Saturday Morning preview here on TGIF!
01:14Oooh!
01:16What are you doing?
01:31I'm counting the seconds until Saturday.
01:33Why?
01:34What's so great about Saturday?
01:36You cannot seriously be asking me that question.
01:39Hey!
01:40Wait a minute!
01:41You're Salem, that witch cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
01:44I'm more cat-centric.
01:46I identify first as a cat, then as a witch.
01:49Okay.
01:50Cat, witch, witch, cat, whichever.
01:52The point is, you can grant witches.
01:55I mean, wishes.
01:56Witchful thinking.
01:57I can't grant them, but I do have connections.
02:02Huh.
02:03Okay.
02:04So, if you could turn tonight into tomorrow, I could show you what's so great about Saturday.
02:10No cat do.
02:11I can't ask Sabrina to grant wishes based on greed.
02:15It breaks the witch's code.
02:17So what about for educational purposes?
02:19There can't be anything in Sabrina's witch wish code about that.
02:22Of course not, but-
02:23So, if she grants my make it Saturday wish, then you can learn all about one Saturday morning.
02:29Hmm.
02:30Can we look into changing the name to one cat-er-day morning?
02:34I'll see what I can do.
02:35Hee hee hee hee.
02:37Monday morning, wake up time.
02:50Get to work and stand in line.
02:52What would make you feel real fine?
02:54One Saturday morning.
02:56Coming up next is Tuesday's grind.
02:58The week is young, but I'm out of my mind.
03:00What would make you feel real fine?
03:02One Saturday morning.
03:04Wednesday, Thursday, jammed in the middle.
03:08Once again make you pose a riddle.
03:10What struck feel loose, but plays like a pedal.
03:12One Saturday morning.
03:14Friday has an exit sign.
03:16But getting there still takes some time.
03:18What would make you feel real fine?
03:20One Saturday morning.
03:22Five hours of summer, once a week.
03:37Once Saturday morning.
03:39Five hours of summer.
03:43Once we leave.
03:45Once Saturday morning.
03:48Hey, Saturday Morning Invades Friday Night
03:57for the One Saturday Morning Preview Special.
04:01Featuring world premieres of Hercules,
04:03Tube Dwellers, and lots of other stuff.
04:05So stick around.
04:08Right back to Disney's One Saturday Morning on TGIF.
04:12Well, it worked real hard to be
04:15100,000 years, homeboys said,
04:18Ooh, move away from there.
04:20They said a white neighborhood is where you want to be.
04:23So bought a big house, now you live next to me.
04:27The Hughleys, coming to ABC Tuesday, September 22nd.
04:30Y'all come back now, you hear?
04:34Welcome back to Disney's One Saturday Morning on TGIF.
04:39Welcome to One Saturday Morning,
04:41where we employ tons of people,
04:42so the only job left for you
04:44is to relax, kick back, and do nothing.
04:47Sounds great.
04:49We custom make each Saturday
04:51to suit your specific needs.
04:53Mm-hmm. I don't get it.
04:55Well, for instance,
04:56what do you like to do on Saturdays?
04:58Play around, drink milk, eat pike shed,
05:01and maybe see if I can hack up a few fur balls.
05:04Mm-hmm.
05:04It's your Saturday.
05:05You can do what you want.
05:06See, on Saturday, I have a little magic of my own.
05:18Impressive.
05:20So, why don't you say hello
05:22to the only class that you're ever going to see on Saturday,
05:24Mrs. Munger's class.
05:26Hello.
05:26Simmer class, Simmer.
05:38Today, we're going to learn about onomatopoeia.
05:43Onomatopoeia is the use of words
05:45that sound like the action or thing
05:47that the word is describing,
05:48like pow or snap.
05:50Um, what about...
05:52Explosive pen.
05:57Interesting. What was that?
05:59Ranking!
06:00Um, that wasn't the bell.
06:05Oh, for the love of nougat loaf.
06:13Come on! Let's go see Jelly Roll on the televator.
06:18This is our televator.
06:19It takes us all around and up and down
06:22to get to all the stuff that we make here
06:24one Saturday morning.
06:26Hey, you're early.
06:28Ready to televate?
06:29You mean we get to peek in on all that great stuff
06:32they're baking up for Saturday?
06:34Yep. I think first up, we get to see Doug.
06:36I just love that Doug funny.
06:38I think he's really funny, too.
06:40That's Doug's last name, funny.
06:42Oh, me, too.
06:43But I'm such a laugh riot
06:44that it's my middle name, Jelly Funny Roll.
06:48Okay, how about if we just stop talking
06:50and watch it?
06:50Oh, okay.
06:52Here's Disney's Doug.
06:54I'm dependable, thoughtful, and a pretty okay guy.
07:10There's wrongs to be righted, villains to be foiled.
07:34Those who traffic in evil deserve to get burned.
07:51All right!
07:53Mr. Dink!
07:55Happy New Year, Daddy Bucks!
08:18Skier!
08:19Hey, cool moves, man.
08:21Hey, cool!
08:22Hey, cool, buddy!
08:23Hey, cool, buddy!
08:24You are mostly in time for a traditional New Year's!
08:28Hey, cool, wow!
08:29Woo!
08:30Woo!
08:31Woo!
08:32Woo!
08:33Woo!
08:34Woo!
08:35Woo!
08:36Woo!
08:37Woo!
08:38Woo!
08:39Woo!
08:40Woo!
08:41Woo!
08:42Woo!
08:43Woo!
08:44Woo!
08:45Woo!
08:46Woo!
08:47Woo!
08:48Woo!
08:49Woo!
08:50Oh, gee-wish.
08:52What?
08:53I was just thinking about all the joy we bring operating a television set.
08:57Oh, yeah.
08:58But not many people know that we're inside the TV, Bob.
09:01I know they think it's a cable or the wires or the waves.
09:04Yeah, or magic or something.
09:06Magic, TV magic.
09:07But no, yeah, they're watching their shows.
09:09Just going and clicking their clickers.
09:11That's right, as we're working away in here.
09:13Changing wheels, making everything go, making sure the picture works.
09:17Running around for those people.
09:19And they don't even know.
09:20They don't even care.
09:22You think they care?
09:23No.
09:24Do they care?
09:25I don't know.
09:26Do you think they care?
09:27Well, some of them, yeah.
09:28Some of them care.
09:29Some of them.
09:30There's a lot of them.
09:31Yeah, most of them care.
09:32If not all.
09:33Yeah, they're swell.
09:36Hey, Jelly Roll.
09:37What inspired you to take up painting?
09:39Well, originally, I did it on my breaks.
09:42So it's like those kids on recess.
09:44When they get a break, they do what they want to do.
09:46On recess, the diggers dig.
09:48That upside down girl, she goes upside down.
09:50And the kindergartners, well, they don't garden, but...
09:54Painting enables me to express my internal turmoil.
09:58Well, okay.
09:59What's it like then?
10:00It's like this.
10:01For my first demonstration, I need a volunteer from the audience.
10:11Miss Finster, how about you?
10:12Huh?
10:13What?
10:14Go on, Finster.
10:15The sooner you get out there, the sooner we get this over with.
10:16How about a nice round of applause for a great sport?
10:20So tell me, Miss Finster, how old are you?
10:22None of your beeswax.
10:24Oh, come on now.
10:25A ballpark figure?
10:26Okay, let's say 25.
10:28I shall now regress the 25-year-old Miss Finster here into a mere child of six.
10:33Just watch the pen, Miss Finster.
10:36What a goofball.
10:37Nice pen, though.
10:39Time is moving backwards.
10:40You are growing younger every second.
10:42Younger every second.
10:44When I clap my hands, you will be a child of six.
10:47Now tell me, how old are you?
10:50I said it was none of your beeswax.
10:52I'm six.
10:53But I'll be seven in June.
10:56Uh-oh.
10:57Here comes Principal Prickly.
11:00Yee-haw!
11:01Hey!
11:03Yahoo!
11:04Did he just say Yahoo?
11:07Yee-haw-hoo!
11:09Look at me!
11:11I'm a bat!
11:12Wee-hee!
11:13Yee-haw-hoo!
11:14Okay, this right here, this is messed up.
11:16Um, did he just do what I think he did?
11:19Yep.
11:20Ah!
11:21Let me at him!
11:22Let me at him!
11:23Take it easy, Spinelli.
11:24That guy controls your permanent record.
11:26Besides, I'm not certain he can help himself.
11:28What are you talking about, Gretchen?
11:29Let's look at the facts, shall we?
11:3110.04 a.m., the amazing Jeffrey fails to get Miss Finster to believe she's a first grader.
11:3510.28 a.m., Principal Prickly hangs from monkey bars, claims he's a bat.
11:39Coincidence?
11:40I think not.
11:41You mean Principal Prickly thinks he's...
11:43Six years old.
11:44Are you sure?
11:45Yee-haw!
11:46Almost certain.
11:48Almost certain.
11:49We'll be right back to Disney one Saturday morning on TGIF.
11:55Once upon a time, there were two brothers who grew up to be very different and wound up having to live together.
12:02Bobby, don't kick that in here.
12:04Happily ever after?
12:07Don't count on it.
12:08Step four. Attach net.
12:11Brothers Keeper.
12:12Premieres Friday, September 25th on ABC.
12:14It's one Saturday morning's Mrs. Munger's class, back on TGIF.
12:18I want you to say hello to our new exchange student, Farquhar.
12:27Hello, my new American classmates.
12:30Perhaps you have noticed that he's sitting in Mahoot's seat.
12:33Hello?
12:34What?
12:35Mahoot?
12:36What?
12:37How is Sri Lanka?
12:39What?
12:40We're watching TGIF, Mahoot.
12:42Do they have that?
12:43In Sri Lanka?
12:44What?
12:45Zimmer class, and don't forget to tune in tomorrow for the season premiere of Disney's one Saturday morning.
12:50Channel 8 and Sonic, America's Drive-In could hand you the keys to an all-new 99 Oldsmobile Alero.
13:03Just go to your local Sonic Drive-In today and pick up your entry form.
13:07Then, watch the premiere of ABC's Tuesday night comedies with Home Improvement, The Hughleys, Spin City, and Sports Night.
13:15Premiering Tuesday, September 22nd on Channel 8.
13:18Start something new this fall.
13:21Meet me at the square.
13:24There's a party in the air.
13:26The mental favorite stars will all be there.
13:29We're talking big.
13:30Meet me at the square.
13:31It's the biggest party I've ever hosted.
13:33America's funniest game is back in Whoopi Center Square.
13:37I just love being a seller of attention.
13:39It's Hollywood Squares.
13:42So meet me at the square.
13:44Tell them Whoopi sent you.
13:46The Hollywood Squares premieres Monday at 3.30 right here on Channel 8.
13:53Welcome back to Disney's One Saturday Morning on TGIF.
13:58Welcome back to One Saturday Morning's TGIF Special.
14:01Hey, Mimi!
14:02What's shaking up and down with you in such a way, so to speak, as it were, in that way?
14:07Hi, Manny.
14:08You know, I was meaning to ask you, why do you talk that way?
14:11Oh, well, there's a very good answer to this question.
14:14Which is?
14:15I have no idea.
14:16That explains it.
14:23Oh, my gosh.
14:24You weren't joking.
14:31It was the first the wrong button.
14:32I'm so sorry.
14:33This is the Manny the Uncanny Floor.
14:38Not a floor with a bunch of exercising elephants.
14:42Hey!
14:43Hey!
14:44Okay, let's go see some Manny.
14:45Whenever I have a special project, I come to L.A. Zoo and do a little research.
14:58Here we are at the Capetian Manny's, the monkeys that Frank Winter has used in, what, Raiders of the Lost Earth?
15:04Raiders of the Lost Earth.
15:05You did the Manny?
15:06In Aladdin, I did a boo.
15:08Make some of the noises for us.
15:14See, now, when I said help, they came.
15:16You're going to stay in with your voice, Alation!
15:18We would like to try.
15:26I think, Michael, you're the key is, he's doing...
15:29and you're doing...
15:31So let me, I'll work with you.
15:32Bye!
15:35So what are you going to crush today, Jelly Roll?
15:40A bunch of blueberry pies!
15:43Whoa!
15:58Hey, now that you're done with that, how about providing another service and introducing what's coming up next?
16:03Pleasure.
16:04Here's the cool stuff.
16:09How things work, with your pal, Mr. Works.
16:15Hey, Billy, do you know how an elevator works?
16:17Elevators use a computer to signal motors attached to a series of levers and pulleys.
16:21Wrong, Billy!
16:22Huh? But I thought...
16:23The call button in an elevator sends out coded instructions to headphones worn by the operators.
16:29Giant invisible retirees.
16:31They push on the entire building, causing it to sink down.
16:34Levers and pulleys?
16:35Nonsense!
16:36Just America's greatest resource.
16:39Giant invisible retirees and good old American know-how.
16:43Hi, I'm Joel, and I'm eight years old.
16:46If I were boss of the world, here's what I do.
16:49I would get a vacuum cleaner as big as the world and suck up all the paper and trash in the world.
17:03It would be black polka dots with a red background.
17:12I think the world will look pretty good.
17:20When I watch Pepper Ann, I can't help but think of how totally lame I was in junior high.
17:24Oh, yeah. I bet you were really out of it.
17:28I mean, I thought I just had it going on, but when I see the way Pepper Ann handles things...
17:31I'll bet you were a super geek.
17:34It's like she's way too cool even for the seventh grade.
17:37Oh. Oh, yeah. The same. Right here. It's like you're talking about me in junior high.
17:42Jelly Roll, you were never in the seventh grade.
17:45I skipped.
17:46You didn't go to junior high.
17:48Straight to high school?
17:49No. Here. Live a better version of junior high just like Jelly Roll does here each week.
17:55Here's Pepper Ann.
17:57This year, I have a plan guaranteed to work.
18:07Pepper Ann, pay attention.
18:09Pepper Ann Pearson.
18:10Pepper Ann.
18:11Pepper Ann.
18:12Pepper Ann.
18:13Peppera.
18:14Pepper Ann?
18:15Hey, Peppy.
18:16Pearson! Pearson!
18:17Is that my little Peppy Schmeppy?
18:20No!
18:22No!
18:23Mm-hmm. That is good. And then maybe you can drive a stake through my heart!
18:32This is a joke, right?
18:37For one week, I won't have to deal with any of your crazy misadventures.
18:45So why is she yelling with the voice so big?
18:48Roar!
18:51Marie, you won't believe this.
18:56Town's full of weirdos.
18:58We're old!
18:59We're gold!
19:00Get used to it!
19:02My pool!
19:04I'll be at the pool. Page me if anyone croaks.
19:08Whose job are you filming that's so notable?
19:11Master Storyteller John Gleesham?
19:13Ageless and la-la!
19:16Always green!
19:21Will you stop it?
19:23We're gonna play a game my mother taught me called
19:25Anyone Who Speaks During the Trip Rides in the Trunk.
19:28Capisce?
19:29You heard the bitter teacher.
19:31Go, Milo! Go, Milo!
19:33Hey, Tertito.
19:36Excuse me.
19:38Excellente!
19:39Change the channel! Don't you dare!
19:43Now what?
19:45Now let's go have some real fun!
19:48Ah, shatter your pie hole and give me some brand!
19:50Ha!
19:58So don't touch that dial!
20:00The only thing bigger and stronger than Jelly Roll is Hercules.
20:08Hey, as big and strong, not stronger.
20:13Yeah, we're talking about the same guy from the Disney movie Hercules.
20:17Except our cartoon is from Herk's cool hero and training high school year.
20:22It's Disney's Hercules. Brand new this year on one Saturday morning.
20:25So, check it out.
20:26Check it out.
20:28The mighty Hercules.
20:29The legendary hero of heroes.
20:32Tested by dangers that no mere mortal could brave.
20:35The thousand-headed Hydra.
20:37The fearsome Nemean lion.
20:39And perhaps the greatest challenge of all.
20:42High school!
20:44Excuse me?
20:46High school, honey!
20:47That's the tough stuff!
20:49Well, that's not on my list.
20:51Darling, we are the muses.
20:53We know what it was and what it is.
20:57And we got the dish on how Hercules hit the big time.
21:01You tell him, girl!
21:02If I could get back to my narration.
21:05Take five.
21:06We feel inspired.
21:08Inspired.
21:09Now you're hurt as a teen.
21:10Was a lot like the rats.
21:11With a heel.
21:12And no hair on his hips.
21:13He was working with Phil on his physical best.
21:14When his dad intervened with this simple request.
21:18Child, what did he say?
21:19You've got to send my boy.
21:22Send my boy.
21:23Send my boy.
21:24Send my boy.
21:25You've got to send my boy.
21:26Send my boy.
21:27Send my boy.
21:28Send my boy.
21:29You've got to send my boy.
21:34To school.
21:36Build his hollow head with a fountain of knowledge.
21:41Every mortal mind needs fuel.
21:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
21:48his hollow head with a fountain of knowledge every mortal mind needs fuel he's got to learn
21:57the difference between right and wrong and someday soon he'll need a debt for the prize
22:03don't want him growing up to be no fool you've got to send my boy to school
22:10I'm Icarus Hercules call me Herc Herc as a newbie you need a guy that's plugged in
22:18someone who can put you with the epicenter of the Academy's chic Greek elite that'd be great yeah
22:24wouldn't it I'm not that guy
22:48a montage is a rapid succession of images or a teaser of all the good stuff we couldn't cram into a half
23:01hour show go back to sleep
23:07one Saturday morning
23:17once a week
23:19one Saturday morning
23:21one Saturday morning
23:25is all we need
23:27one Saturday morning
23:29one Saturday morning
23:33once a week
23:34one Saturday morning
23:36one Saturday morning
23:48one Saturday morning
23:49one Saturday morning
23:52once a week
23:56Welcome back to Disney's One Saturday Morning on TGIF.
24:14So, Salem, with all those big-time witchcraft connections,
24:18you think maybe you might want to get Sabrina to make every day a Saturday?
24:21I mean, a Catterday?
24:23Nice effort to kiss up, but I can't make every day one Saturday morning.
24:27How come?
24:28Because then it would be seven Saturday mornings and you'd get sick of it.
24:32I'll tell you what I can do, though.
24:35What?
24:36If you go to bed and shut your eyes and go to sleep,
24:39your wish will come true all over again tomorrow.
24:41Really?
24:42Sure. The wish of one Saturday morning comes true every Saturday.
24:46Okay. I'm going to sleep right now.
24:49I'm going to grab a little cat nap myself.
24:53So, I will see you tomorrow on one Saturday morning.
24:57Catch you later.
24:59Gesundheit.
25:00Go to sleep.
25:01He-he-he.
25:02If one was good on Full House, two's going to be even better.
25:22I decided to hire Mrs. Baker to watch you girls after school.
25:25She's like Generation A.
25:27Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen together in a...
25:30Hey, girls, don't try that name-switching thing.
25:32Busted.
25:33From the producers of Full House comes Two of a Kind,
25:35premiering Friday, September 25th on ABC.
25:38Black folk never fill up their gas tank all the way.
25:42We just put just enough gas in for the trip we're going on that particular day.
25:46You want me to fill it up, man?
25:47No, give me $2. I ain't going that far.
25:49He's George Jefferson and Archie Bunker rolled into one.
25:51Daryl Hughley, Tuesday, September 22nd.
25:59Got pizza?
26:01Two guys, a girl, and a pizza place.
26:02ABC premiere Wednesday, September 23rd.
26:05Okay, class, let's have a big TGIF welcome
26:08for the tube dwellers from one Saturday morning.
26:11Okay, pull out tube number 559.
26:14559.
26:15Okay, listen, there are two fives.
26:18259.
26:18No, not 259.
26:202255?
26:21Bob, I said two because there are two fives.
26:23Two fives and one nine.
26:25559, 22, two fives and one...
26:27I can't even remember.
26:28You're making me dizzy.
26:29I may fall.
26:30Thanks for watching TGIF.
26:33Ta-ta!
26:38Woo-hoo!
26:40Wonderful!
26:44You're wonderful, yeah!
26:48You're wonderful, yeah!
26:53You're wonderful, yeah!
26:58Wonderful!
27:01Did I tell you you're wonderful?
27:03Wonderful, yeah!
27:04You're wonderful, yeah!
27:12You are wonderful, yeah!
27:18Remember, I never...
27:28Beautiful.