Vice Ganda, naaliw sa magpinsan na sina Kyla at Melchor  | It's Showtime - video Dailymotion

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00:00Oh, I'm missing.

00:02Oh, I'm missing.

00:04Diyos ko.

00:05I'm going to endorse you on the Habayanas.

00:07Bakit?

00:08What do you think?

00:09Ayan na.

00:10Ayan na.

00:11Ayan na.

00:12Ayan na.

00:13Isang pares na ulit ang chinelas.

00:14Ayaw pa ko.

00:15Sino pa?

00:16Ayaw pa ko.

00:17Loko-loko daw kayo.

00:18Lilaglag yun siya.

00:19Hindi masyado yan eh.

00:20Ito talaga eh.

00:21Ito talaga taray.

00:22Oh, hugis bigas din to no.

00:23Okay.

00:24So, magkapitbahay kayong dalawa.

00:26Magpinsan pa.

00:27Magpinsan pala eh.

00:28Malahi talaga niyo ang mga triangulo.

00:32Lahing tat-sulok.

00:36Buti hindi kayo sinisindihan pag New Year.

00:42Pag pumupunta lang pong mall, tutunog.

00:44May dalatang bali sa tutunog.

00:47Tutunog daw sila.

00:50Siguro yung kama nito, yung ano, yung massage bed.

00:54Yung butas yung sa ulo.

00:56Massage bed.

00:57Massage bed.

00:58Okay.

00:59Ang taray no.

01:01Pero, naniniwala ba kayong mahaba talaga ang baba niyo?

01:04O hindi?

01:05O in denial ko yun, sinasabi niyo, hindi mababa ito, mataas lang yung bibig namin?

01:09Ano po, sakto lang po ano.

01:11Andito na po eh. Tanggapin na lang.

01:13Yeah.

01:14Ganun po.

01:15Napatungan ka na ng ice cream.

01:18Why?

01:19Ha?

01:20Style yung buhok niya kasi yan.

01:21Kasi kung pisa ganyan, pinatungan ng ice cream, makala talaga apa eh.

01:24Okay.

01:25Anong pangalan mo?

01:27Melchor po.

01:28Melchor.

01:29May girlfriend?

01:30Wala ka po.

01:31Oh, sabi yung weh, weh.

01:34Sabi.

01:35May gusto kong i-shout out?

01:37Baka may nanonood.

01:38Wala.

01:39May gusto ka ba sa barangay niyo?

01:41Pag Holy Week, dito ko nilalagay ng cross.

01:43Bakit?

01:44Pag Ash Wednesday.

01:46Ash Wednesday.

01:47Ash Wednesday.

01:48Dito nilalagay ng pari.

01:49Ano yun?

01:50Wala kang gustong batiin na babae or ano.

01:53Wala po.

01:54Message mo sa pinsan mo.

01:56Sana malalok ka.

01:58Mag-usap kayo.

02:00Sana malalok.

02:02Mag-malikot.

02:03Ay, wag.

02:04Ang sabunutan.

02:05Ang tahanan yun.

02:06Dito pahaba, dito pakapal.

02:08Mullet, mullet.

02:09Ayan, dyan, dyan.

02:10Harap.

02:11Pag-tabi kayo na...

02:12Ayan.

02:13Usap kayong dalawa.

02:14Go.

02:15Go.

02:16Usap.

02:17Usap kayo.

02:18Kausapin mo siya.

02:19Anong message mo?

02:20Anong message mo sa kanya?

02:21Melchor.

02:22Galingan mo.

02:23Sana malalok ka dito at galingan mo.

02:24Huwag yun to mag...

02:25Ayan.

02:27Sana malalok ka dito.

02:30At galingan mo.

02:31Ang mic mag-feedback.

02:33Okay.

02:34Ayan.

02:35Sana malalok ka dito at galingan...

02:36Ano?

02:37Sana malalok ka...

02:38Anong masasabi mo sa akin?

02:41Pilang pinsan niya.

02:43Ano?

02:44Maraming salamat.

02:45Sumama ka dito sa suporta.

02:47Lalo-lalo na sa mga friends ko dyan!

02:49Times 3 sa Real Talk na Walay Charm!

02:52Okay, mga guwapan mo mga taga-genson.

02:54Block him!

02:55Silong sarlo!

02:56Yung ka-day lover boy, lagyan niya.

02:58Cry on 1, season 3!

03:08Ang機 na ba reboa!

03:09vibe with자.

03:11Ag��istraz horm antibio.

03:12Stop stop stop stop und safe.

03:14Traffic everywhere!

03:15He is going to by中 destination!

03:16I whaa!

03:17Ah, ah meet ya.

03:18heb je7kkRI s Kleekuang.

03:19Sa pets ads,

03:19kaa.

03:21Prep people,

03:21job what are okay.

03:23Ihre customized cousin!

03:24Si,

03:24Auf,

03:26jrus freki St корпus.

03:27Sem evil pot.

03:28So-

03:28بل cognizabile mother seems to be evil.

03:30Ah,

03:31Tammu for Ihre meat without you,

03:32Jan Completely chamelecat ku krиллиya omu sangre,

03:34Hmmm...

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