- 5 days ago
After discovering her husband's affair, a woman heads to Los Angeles determined to meet the man she believes is her true soulmate — a famous Hollywood actor.
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00:00:00Oh
00:02:59We can have it tomorrow night.
00:03:02Well, it's your birthday.
00:03:04You should do what you want.
00:03:06Go off and find those two.
00:03:08Thanks for understanding, darling.
00:03:10Oh, don't wait up.
00:03:22You were joking, weren't you?
00:03:24You're in the driveway.
00:03:25Well, that's taken care of.
00:03:26Poppy's so naive.
00:03:27Her idea of a wild night is a medium rare steak dinner.
00:03:30Stephen, are you there?
00:03:31Can you hear me?
00:03:32She thinks I'm birdwatching, so I think I can get away with staying tonight.
00:03:36Oh, I know a few things we could do that will last all night.
00:03:40Ha, handcuffs again?
00:03:41We'll come here and I'll show you.
00:03:43That's what I love about you.
00:03:44You're so adventurous.
00:03:46You naughty girl.
00:03:51Phone.
00:03:51Poppy, can we talk?
00:04:13Happy birthday, darling.
00:04:14Drink.
00:04:23Wait, I can explain.
00:04:26Is that supposed to be a bearded taint?
00:04:33Morning of the year.
00:04:34How about what the f*** of the year?
00:04:36I worked really hard for that.
00:04:37And I worked way too hard for this.
00:04:41Poppy.
00:04:42Poppy.
00:04:44It's raining and I'm getting soaked.
00:05:04Poppy, I'm locked out.
00:05:06You know how my hair goes curly in the rain.
00:05:11Poppy.
00:05:11For God's sake, be an adult about this.
00:05:14Hey, princess, it's Justin.
00:05:18Pick up if you're there.
00:05:19I'm sitting by the pool with a margarita thinking it's about time you came out to L.A. to visit.
00:05:24I miss you.
00:05:25Bye, sweetie.
00:05:26Oh, and happy birthday, Stephen, you handsome devil.
00:05:30Poppy.
00:05:31George Clooney and fluffy animals?
00:05:33Yes, George Clooney visited a Los Angeles animal shelter over the weekend to adopt a rescue dog.
00:05:39And the general star made sure he and his new canine pal hit it off right away by, get this, rubbing meatballs on his shoes.
00:05:46Not surprisingly, the pair bonded immediately out of an inseparable sense.
00:05:51This guy just gets nicer and nicer.
00:05:53Much like myself, actually.
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:55The renowned bachelor is at home in L.A. promoting his next movie.
00:05:59And we'll have a sneak peek on tomorrow's show.
00:06:04Poppy!
00:06:05I gotta find me something to keep me running
00:06:09Keep me on my toes to the break of dawn
00:06:16Something to fill my heart and keep it pumping
00:06:22Keep me reaching and never close the door
00:06:29Well, you can sit and wait till you're 88
00:06:34But that don't do you no good
00:06:37I wanna get up on my feet
00:06:41I know my life won't be complete
00:06:43Well, that's that.
00:06:45Maybe this is fate.
00:06:47I'm going to find George and everything will just fall into place.
00:06:50Wait till you're 88
00:06:52But that don't do you no good
00:06:55I wanna get up on my feet
00:06:58I know my life won't be complete
00:07:01Until I find me something to keep me humming
00:07:06Keep me singing and strumming forever
00:07:12Keep me singing and strumming forever
00:07:15Keep me singing and strumming forever
00:07:20Poppy!
00:07:22Finally, after all these years, you come visit. Look at you.
00:07:28Oh, don't. I look terrible.
00:07:30Nothing that a week's sleep and a makeover can't fix. Leave the bags I'll get them later.
00:07:34Wow. This is sick.
00:07:37Yep. Oh, and this is Irina. She helps me out around the house.
00:07:42Irina, this is my friend from England I was telling you about.
00:07:46Planned her wedding when I lived there, oh, too many years ago.
00:07:49We bonded over karaoke and our mutual love of power ballads from the 80s.
00:07:53So why you leave your husband? You're no good at us.
00:07:56Irina?
00:07:58Actually, turns out he was good at us.
00:08:01Just not with me.
00:08:03You need love of a good Russian man.
00:08:06You'll meet my friend Anton. He'll show you a good time.
00:08:09Thanks, Irina, but I think Bobby's good.
00:08:11Maybe you should meet Anton.
00:08:15I've not seen this photo in years.
00:08:18Sorry, I should have taken that down.
00:08:20Although I do love the way my cheekbones look.
00:08:23The photographer thought you'd had a stroke
00:08:25and the guest kept referring to you as my special friend.
00:08:28I'm not sure why you had to try out a new smile in my wedding photos.
00:08:32I thought it was a winner.
00:08:34So, are we your first divorce?
00:08:37At least you made it down the aisle.
00:08:39I spent six months last year working on the most amazing black swan themed wedding
00:08:44and the bride didn't even show up.
00:08:46Probably had the right idea.
00:08:47Oh, don't say that.
00:08:49And you never suspected a thing?
00:08:53Well, he'd recently taken up bird watching.
00:08:57Bird watching?
00:08:59Exactly.
00:09:00Especially as he has a feather phobia.
00:09:04Sorry, hold on.
00:09:06It's my boss.
00:09:07She's texted me ten times in the past thirty minutes.
00:09:10God forbid I have a night off.
00:09:12When are you going to start up on your own again?
00:09:14You've been talking about it forever.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:16I know.
00:09:17Paolo was always saying the same thing to me.
00:09:19Why exactly did you and Paolo break up?
00:09:22I don't want to talk about it.
00:09:25It's just too painful to relive.
00:09:30He cheated on me.
00:09:31Okay, fine.
00:09:32Maybe I cheated on him first.
00:09:34But he should have been the bigger person and forgiven me.
00:09:37Instead of being like me and betraying me.
00:09:40Anyway, we're talking about me again.
00:09:42Let's talk about you.
00:09:43Oh, I should have seen it coming.
00:09:45All those late nights at the office.
00:09:47Lack of romance.
00:09:49Not to mention s***s.
00:09:51All such a big mess.
00:09:55Hey, I know a great therapist.
00:09:57She's relationship expert to the stars.
00:10:00Maybe you should go see her.
00:10:02I'll be fine.
00:10:03I'm only here two weeks.
00:10:07Which stars?
00:10:14Yeah, yeah.
00:10:15He just left.
00:10:16Believe it or not.
00:10:19He's back with her.
00:10:21I know.
00:10:22Hold on a sec.
00:10:24Hi, I'm Poppy Wakefield.
00:10:25Here to see Dr. Faye.
00:10:26Poppy, weird name, huh?
00:10:29Fill out these forms.
00:10:31Just make sure they're signed.
00:10:37Anita, you still there?
00:10:38Okay.
00:10:39Guess who just called to make another appointment?
00:10:42No.
00:10:43No.
00:10:44No.
00:10:45Who's that?
00:10:46Um, no.
00:10:47Yeah, yeah.
00:10:48Charming though he is, he can't seem to hold down a woman.
00:10:53Dr. Faye is working on his commitment issues.
00:10:57I'm like, I'll take him issues and all.
00:10:59He can hold me down.
00:11:00Oh, hold on a sec.
00:11:01Yes, doctor?
00:11:02I'll let her know.
00:11:03Copy, Dr. Faye will see you now.
00:11:04Thanks.
00:11:05Just out of curiosity, I couldn't help but overhear.
00:11:06Who are you talking about?
00:11:07I couldn't possibly say.
00:11:08That would be a breach of client confidentiality.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:10Anita?
00:11:11Okay, so you'll never guess who just had a woman.
00:11:12Tell me, when did your obsession with celebrity begin?
00:11:21I'm obsessed with celebrity.
00:11:33So this is a Clooney-specific obsession?
00:11:39I'm obsessed.
00:11:43I mean, who doesn't love George Clooney?
00:11:47I'll never forget the first time I saw those big brown eyes and winning smile.
00:11:52So handsome.
00:11:55He's a good guy who really cares about the world.
00:11:57Funny, smart.
00:11:59Why wouldn't I be able to date him?
00:12:01Cries you and 50 million other women.
00:12:04Have you ever met George?
00:12:09Is that a yes?
00:12:11I think that's a yes.
00:12:17Morning, sweetie. Whatcha doing?
00:12:21Working. This article's due tomorrow.
00:12:24Does Women's Chit Chat magazine know you're here?
00:12:27No. It shouldn't matter. I'll do most of my work from home now anyway.
00:12:30So what's this week's story?
00:12:32My husband left me for my dog.
00:12:35No. It's about the woman trying to get over the death of her father.
00:12:38She turned to bananas to help her.
00:12:40Bananas? Does the potassium help with the depression or something?
00:12:44No, she collects those little stickers that are on them.
00:12:46Bananas were a dad's favorite food.
00:12:48It's actually really heart-wrenching.
00:12:50It's actually really lame.
00:12:52Oh, it's Steven.
00:12:54I don't want to talk to him.
00:12:55Okay. Stop what you're doing.
00:12:57I'm going to take you out.
00:12:58We're going to the farmer's market. You'll love it.
00:13:00You're wooing me with fruits and veggies?
00:13:02Yep. She'll get dressed.
00:13:03I'm just going to stay here and get this out of the way.
00:13:05Suit yourself.
00:13:06Although, going to the farmer's market is like an L.A. staple.
00:13:09Plus, I see the best sightings.
00:13:11I saw George Clooney there last week, and he walked by, and I was like,
00:13:15Does George Clooney want me to say,
00:13:16Hey, George Clooney, Doug Ross ER, thumbs up?
00:13:19It's like, does he want me to...
00:13:20Decided to come after you.
00:13:22Oh!
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00:13:51Poppy!
00:13:52This juice is like an enema in a cup.
00:13:56Nothing says breakfast like an enfo.
00:13:57I put a little honey in there so you get a sweet aftertaste.
00:14:00Here, why don't you try my latest....
00:14:02Oh, an Aussie. I always wanted to visit the land down under.
00:14:06That's very good that I'm English, not Australian.
00:14:09They all sound the same, huh?
00:14:11You know, I always wanted to scuba the Great Barrier Reef
00:14:13and meditate below the equator.
00:14:17You should do that.
00:14:19Am I tasting hints of fennel?
00:14:21Yeah, with fresh rhubarb.
00:14:23Listen, I know you don't want to try my juice,
00:14:25but maybe a spot of tea, eh?
00:14:28You can't possibly think that's what I sound like.
00:14:31You are really cute.
00:14:33No, I'm not.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:37Look, why don't you try my ginger passion iced tea?
00:14:40It's got fresh mint leaves and gingers for digestion.
00:14:43And it has a passion for, uh...
00:14:47Well, you know.
00:14:49No, I'm Mary.
00:14:51Oh, well, that's nice to meet you, Mary.
00:14:53It's him. Oh, my God, look. Look, it's him.
00:15:01You don't like my tea.
00:15:04I like your tea.
00:15:06Bye, Mary.
00:15:08Bye.
00:15:10So I might not have seen George that time,
00:15:12but I still just have this feeling that we're going to meet.
00:15:14Isn't he in a relationship?
00:15:16He's always in a relationship.
00:15:19But it's not like he's married or anything.
00:15:21I mean, he's 52.
00:15:23I think if he was going to settle down again,
00:15:25he would have done it by now.
00:15:27The eternal bachelor.
00:15:29Maybe he just hasn't found the right one.
00:15:33I just feel a connection.
00:15:35But you've never met him.
00:15:39What about dating sites?
00:15:41People have connections there and they've never met.
00:15:44And then they murder you.
00:15:45Wow.
00:15:46She must have had some pretty bad dating experiences.
00:15:50Celebrities get put on these pedestals,
00:15:52but they're only people.
00:15:54It's not out of the realms of possibility
00:15:56that if we met, we'd hit it off.
00:15:58Maybe I just need to give fate a helping hand.
00:16:06Wow, Poppy.
00:16:07A bottle of wine to say thank you for letting me stay
00:16:09would be fine.
00:16:10But thanks.
00:16:11I'll take them all.
00:16:12Casamigos, isn't that George Clooney's tequila?
00:16:15Well, I'm doing an article on it.
00:16:17So I got it for research.
00:16:18You are not.
00:16:19Oh, yeah?
00:16:22It's a caroja sexa.
00:16:24Yeah, hi.
00:16:25I'm calling to cover the next Casamigos tequila event in LA.
00:16:29Yes, I write for the prestigious UK publication,
00:16:32Women's Chit Chat.
00:16:35It's, uh, High Brow Magazine.
00:16:38And they're really keen for me to cover the event.
00:16:40Possibly get an interview with George Clooney
00:16:42about why he wanted to develop his own tequila?
00:16:44Right.
00:16:45Okay.
00:16:46Well, no problem.
00:16:47I'll try you again.
00:16:48Tomorrow.
00:16:49It's good.
00:16:50George Clooney has been seen out and about
00:16:51hitting the road in LA on his beloved Harley Davidson.
00:16:53Yes!
00:16:54He's fast on the road!
00:16:55Yes!
00:16:56He's fast on the road!
00:16:57Yes!
00:16:58He's fast on the road!
00:16:59My one Friday off in weeks and you bring me here.
00:17:00I know you're a tourist and all, but this is a really random request.
00:17:02I know.
00:17:03This is my trip.
00:17:04I would've warned my chaps if you'd given me the heads up.
00:17:05We look slightly out of place.
00:17:06We're pretty just fine.
00:17:07No.
00:17:08I do have to say I'm proud of you for breaking out of your comfort zone.
00:17:09I haven't seen you this loosened up since you were wasted on tequila shots and ripping
00:17:10your shirt off somewhere.
00:17:11singing take my breath away.
00:17:12Steven was mad at me for that.
00:17:13Apparently I didn't take his breath away.
00:17:14I haven't seen you this loosened up since you were wasted on tequila shots and ripping
00:17:18your shirt off singing take my breath away.
00:17:19Steven is mad at me for that.
00:17:20Apparently I didn't take his breath away.
00:17:21Steven was mad at me for that.
00:17:22I didn't take his breath away.
00:17:23can't keep that dry atmosphere to eat.
00:17:24crips which is a nice day.
00:17:25I know you're a tourist, you know, but I didn't even know what you'reions.
00:17:28I know.
00:17:29I know, this is my trip.
00:17:31I wouldn't have warned my chaps if you'd given me the heads up, but I'm really
00:17:32good at me.
00:17:33I wouldn't have seen you because we're still getting back in the garage.
00:17:36How can you do that in my way?
00:17:37Stephen was mad at me for that. Apparently I didn't take his breath away.
00:17:42Look at the photos on the wall. Those must be the regulars. John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, George Clooney.
00:17:50Oh, really? Hey, George.
00:17:58Do you have a specialty cocktail list?
00:18:02Poppy! Hi, Sharon. Were you going to tell me you were skipping town?
00:18:06How did you find out? Someone called the office from Casamigos Tequila saying that one of our journalists wanted to cover their party in LA.
00:18:17They called? What did you say?
00:18:19I told them we're a bloody woman's magazine. Why the hell would we be covering a tequila event?
00:18:24I just thought it would be... I heard about you and Stephen.
00:18:27Who told you? He came here looking for you.
00:18:31Look, I don't want this to bleed into your work. Keep your personal life personal. And don't turn into a bitter Betty.
00:18:41I'm not bitter.
00:18:42Really? You should be. I'd be so pissed if my husband cheated on me with a nanny.
00:18:48It wasn't the nanny? We don't even have kids.
00:18:51Oh, I just assumed. Maybe it's different in England. Here, it's always the nanny.
00:18:59Okay, maybe our marriage hasn't been that exciting lately. Unless you count Stephen discovering nose hair trimmers.
00:19:06How long have you felt like this?
00:19:08I don't know exactly. It just seems that everything's changed. Even the coffee shop started putting two shots in the lattes. It just got increasingly bitter.
00:19:17Your relationship with your husband? No, the coffee. So what do you do when you realise the coffee tastes bitter?
00:19:26Change your coffee shop? Exactly. That's what I'm doing. I'm changing my coffee shop. Metaphorically.
00:19:35It's me again. I know I made a mistake, but will you at least hear me?
00:19:45You okay? Mm-hmm.
00:19:48It's gonna be weird to go back, huh?
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:55Sally?
00:19:56Tell her hello from me.
00:19:59You've come out of hiding. We're all worried about you, Poppy.
00:20:02Well, you shouldn't be. I'm fine. Justin's taking great care of me.
00:20:06Hi, Sally. Been too long.
00:20:08Hi, Justin. Will you please tell my sister that running away isn't how you make a marriage work?
00:20:13Oh, sorry. My conscience is calling me. Hello?
00:20:17Well, neither is creating an elaborate bird-watching hobby as a cover for an affair.
00:20:21It wasn't his finest moment.
00:20:23Ironically, it was. It's the most exciting thing he's done in years.
00:20:26I'm just saying, 12 years of marriage? Is this really the end? At least let him pick you up from the airport.
00:20:33I'm not sure I'm ready to...
00:20:34Poppy, you've had your adventure. Now it's time to return to real life. This isn't you.
00:20:39How do you know?
00:20:41You're predictable.
00:20:45I'm sorry, I can't hear you. The connection's terrible.
00:20:48I said it's time to come home.
00:20:50Still can't hear you.
00:20:51Poppy!
00:20:52But please let everyone know I'm extending my trip.
00:20:53Poppy!
00:20:55Okay, seriously. I know she's your sister, but I was ready to smack her.
00:21:01You sure I can stay?
00:21:02Yes, I like having you here, but we gotta get you some friends.
00:21:07The Black Swan wedding is back on and my schedule is going to be cray-cray.
00:21:11I know! You should meet Marcy Campbell.
00:21:14She's from Texas and new in town.
00:21:16I did her wedding.
00:21:17She's real fun, heart of gold, but she just hasn't met anyone here yet.
00:21:21You two will hit it off.
00:21:23Poppy Wakefield.
00:21:24So lovely to meet you, Marcy.
00:21:25I love the British accent. So darling. Say something in British.
00:21:30Um, Justin said you moved here recently.
00:21:31I love it. So proper. Have you been to Downton Abbey?
00:21:32No.
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00:22:01It's not a real place.
00:22:07So Justin tells me you're having a Thelma Louise moment?
00:22:09No.
00:22:10Did he?
00:22:11Honey, we all go through those.
00:22:12Since the big move, I've been tempted to just pack up the car and drive off a cliff?
00:22:16I was going to say have me a girly road trip, but there's days I want to do that too.
00:22:20Probably running over Jerry's body on the way.
00:22:23But that's marriage for ya.
00:22:25How long have you been married?
00:22:27Coming up.
00:22:28Four months.
00:22:29I'm so real.
00:22:30Justin set us up.
00:22:31I met a couple of people at Spin, but they were too clean living for my liking.
00:22:46I mean, I never trust a person who doesn't drink.
00:22:49I just don't.
00:22:50Me neither.
00:22:56LA is such a transient town.
00:22:58Doesn't help when you're trying to make friends.
00:23:00But you've got Jerry.
00:23:01Who?
00:23:02I only see him when we've got some partners dinner to attend.
00:23:05I know it will.
00:23:06The honey are meeting someone important tonight to put on a nice dress and tell the story of how we met kind of nights.
00:23:12Oh my gosh.
00:23:13You too?
00:23:14Actually, we're hosting something next week.
00:23:18Some political fundraiser thing?
00:23:19I lose track.
00:23:20That famous Austrian chef is doing the catering and apparently the governor and George Clooney are coming.
00:23:25I mean, in between my bouts of baiting, what am I supposed to say to him?
00:23:29George Clooney is attending a party that you're hosting.
00:23:32Next week?
00:23:33Oh, I'm a Texas girl.
00:23:35I've got a big mouth and big hair.
00:23:37But not the biggest knowledge of what's going on in the world.
00:23:40How the heck am I going to play host to movie stars?
00:23:42Politicians.
00:23:43Marcy, you've got to invite me.
00:23:46You've just got to.
00:23:47I've got years of experience accompanying Stephen to business dealers.
00:23:50I could help you with what to say.
00:23:53You'd come?
00:23:54It's next Wednesday.
00:23:55Oh, I'll have to check my schedule.
00:23:56Of course I'll come.
00:23:57Oh, Poppy, I feel like it's feet we met.
00:24:01It absolutely most definitely is.
00:24:12I might have played this moment over and over again in my mind, but I never thought of this one last hurdle.
00:24:17What is one where we're meeting the destined love of one's life?
00:24:20Poppy, calm down, okay?
00:24:21I mean, if I hear about you on TMZ next week, I'll know you didn't heed my advice about
00:24:26not setting unrealistically high expectations.
00:24:29What?
00:24:30I might be on TV and meet George Clooney?
00:24:33What's unrealistic?
00:24:34All I expect is a chance encounter with a man of my dreams and him finding out I'm the woman of his.
00:24:39Exactly.
00:24:40Marcie, I need your help.
00:24:46This is nice.
00:24:48Honey, no.
00:24:49You belong under a Christmas tree.
00:24:54You belong under a Christmas tree.
00:25:04Oh, I love it!
00:25:06You cry!
00:25:08You cry!
00:25:09I love it!
00:25:10You cry!
00:25:11You cry!
00:25:12I love it!
00:25:13You're dancing close to you.
00:25:14I love now!
00:25:17I say singing to me.
00:25:20I love the way you were home.
00:25:23Is this here what you were going to do?
00:25:25Let's put on a show.
00:25:28Dance slow.
00:25:29Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:33I love it!
00:25:35We're gonna shake it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it, hey!
00:25:37We're gonna swing it the old-fashioned way
00:25:41Shake it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it-
00:25:50Sign up.
00:25:53Hey.
00:25:53Justin!
00:25:54Justin!
00:25:59Hey.
00:26:00It's me.
00:26:01I'm locked out.
00:26:01I left my keys inside the apartment.
00:26:03Can you let me in?
00:26:04I'm not at home. I'm still at the florist with Bosszilla and a couple of swan.
00:26:08Justin, I've got to get ready for the party. I've only got two hours.
00:26:12And I have to work. I can't just leave.
00:26:14It's George Clooney. Justin, I'm sorry to be in pain, but...
00:26:18Honey, I love you, and boy do I love him.
00:26:21But unless you're going to get George to fund my own company,
00:26:23you have as much a chance as he did in space to get me to come home.
00:26:27I'll call the landlord.
00:26:28Good night and good luck.
00:26:34Is he coming?
00:26:50It's me. Please don't hang up. We need to talk.
00:26:52I've got nothing to say to you.
00:26:54I know. I know, Poppy. I'm a fool.
00:26:56I just... I just think that our marriage hasn't really been spicy for years.
00:26:59And then this woman came along...
00:27:00What? I don't have time for this right now, Stephen.
00:27:03Who came?
00:27:05Of course, the landlord is out of town.
00:27:07I literally had to fake diarrhea to come here.
00:27:10So, Cinderella, we will get you to the ball.
00:27:13Damn it.
00:27:15Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:27:17You're not coming in?
00:27:18I could really use your eye.
00:27:19Honey, this is already the longest bathroom break in history.
00:27:22Believe me, if I could, I would handcuff myself to you so I could meet him too.
00:27:26Don't turn into a pumpkin at midnight.
00:27:28Tell me your secret, I'll tell you mine.
00:27:33Slide yourself over here, I'll bring the wine.
00:27:38You got that something, something that I like.
00:27:43I'll just lay back and let it happen.
00:27:46It's only for tonight.
00:27:48It's only for tonight.
00:27:49It's only for tonight.
00:27:51It's only for tonight.
00:27:52It's only for tonight.
00:27:53I'm setting off now, so...
00:27:54I'm only going to be, like, an hour late.
00:27:56It's only for tonight.
00:27:57It's only for tonight.
00:27:58Oh, oh, oh.
00:28:00I'm gonna be the moment I'm lost in this feeling.
00:28:05I'm gonna get my emotions blown.
00:28:14Are you some cupcake?
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16Really?
00:28:17Welcome aboard the Donnie mobile.
00:28:18Want some water or anything?
00:28:19Just throw this in the back with your tickets.
00:28:23I think this is still good.
00:28:28How you doing?
00:28:29Great, just late for a party.
00:28:35Don't they make you have new cars for this kind of job?
00:28:37Oh, yeah, but they don't cheat.
00:28:39Don't you worry.
00:28:40Donnie, we'll get you to your party in style.
00:28:43What's that smell?
00:28:44You smell something.
00:28:53Hi.
00:28:54Poppy, where are you?
00:28:56Sorry, I had to wait forever for a car because of the rain.
00:28:58No, I'm on my way, and...
00:29:00Donnie is getting me there nice and safely.
00:29:06That'll be him.
00:29:07It's him?
00:29:08It's him!
00:29:09No, it's okay.
00:29:10I gotta go.
00:29:11Will you just get here?
00:29:12I'll see you soon.
00:29:15Excuse me.
00:29:18Wake up!
00:29:19Donnie! Donnie!
00:29:20What?
00:29:21What?
00:29:22I'm okay.
00:29:23I'm okay.
00:29:24It's all right.
00:29:25Everything's fine.
00:29:26It's all good.
00:29:27It's all good.
00:29:28I'm okay.
00:29:29I had a few too many sleeping pills last night.
00:29:30You have a sleeping problem?
00:29:31I got a lot of anxiety.
00:29:35Yeah.
00:29:36I kinda know how you feel.
00:29:38Yeah, they took away my driver's license.
00:29:40What?
00:29:41Yeah, but I'm gonna work it out.
00:29:42It's all good.
00:29:43It's all good.
00:29:44You're probably wondering if the sleeping pills, you know, were worn off by now, which is probably
00:29:48usually the case.
00:29:49But I went to bed at 4am, took the sleeping pills, and then as soon as I got up, I smoked
00:29:53a couple of balls, and plus I'm heavily medicated anyway.
00:29:56But I think it's gonna work out.
00:29:57Actually, I think we're here.
00:29:58I think this is it.
00:29:59Oh, no, no.
00:30:00This isn't the address you gave me.
00:30:01This is the one.
00:30:02This is not the address you gave me.
00:30:03Yeah, this is it.
00:30:04This is the place.
00:30:05No, this is not.
00:30:06Just over here.
00:30:07No, no, no.
00:30:08This is it.
00:30:09Yes, this is it.
00:30:10Yes.
00:30:11Okay.
00:30:12Okay.
00:30:13Hey, be safe.
00:30:14No.
00:30:15You be safe.
00:30:16Okay.
00:30:26I've been waiting for you, gonna find you.
00:30:36I've been trembling at the thought of your touching.
00:30:40I'm gonna find you.
00:30:42Nothing.
00:30:43Poppy, where are you?
00:30:44Have you talked to him?
00:30:45Yes.
00:30:46And I'm already shooting myself, asking about ER and Batman when everyone else is talking
00:30:50about gravity and the Monuments Man.
00:30:52Poppy, you saved your beard.
00:30:54And I will.
00:30:56Oh.
00:30:57I only got the way to go now.
00:31:00Oh.
00:31:02Ooh.
00:31:03How are you waiting for me?
00:31:05Why?
00:31:06I'm letting you listen to me.
00:31:07Oh.
00:31:08Oh.
00:31:09I'm letting you listen for you.
00:31:10I'm waiting for you.
00:31:11I'm waiting for you.
00:31:12I'm waiting for you.
00:31:13I am waiting for you.
00:31:14Why in God's name are you doing that?
00:31:15Okay.
00:31:16Make it so much to me.
00:31:17Oh.
00:31:18Oh.
00:31:19Oh.
00:31:20I'm letting you sit for you,
00:31:22I don't mind.
00:31:23Do you want some coffee.
00:31:24I'm searching for you, I don't mind you
00:31:27To turn you down, I'm gonna have you
00:31:30In the palm of my hand, I'm gonna find you
00:31:35Ooh, don't you run
00:31:38Ooh, don't you run
00:31:41Ooh, don't you run
00:31:44Wait, wait, wait, wait. You'm out 20 minutes ago.
00:31:48Look, this is his glass. He drank from this.
00:31:54It's like that weird feeling you get as a child on Christmas morning.
00:32:00You knew Santa had been right there.
00:32:02You drank from that glass of brandy you left, yet you didn't get so much as a glimpse.
00:32:07Magical, yet horrifically gut-wrenching at the same time.
00:32:10I know it sounds stupid, but it's like looking for George gives me a purpose.
00:32:13A reason not to think about what's going on in my life.
00:32:18Do you think perhaps focusing on George gives you a purpose?
00:32:21A reason not to think about the problems you're experiencing with your husband?
00:32:26That's what I just said.
00:32:28How much am I paying this woman? Am I crazy?
00:32:31Well, the good news is you're not crazy.
00:32:33I mean, who hasn't fantasized about a dream life away from their own reality?
00:32:37I mean, after all, George, he's so sexy.
00:32:41And I am.
00:32:43Who wouldn't?
00:32:51Hello?
00:33:00Hey, where are you?
00:33:01I thought you were going to stay home to sign for the blood for the vampire wedding.
00:33:04They just called and said there was nobody home.
00:33:06The driver left.
00:33:07Sorry, I was still in bed. I didn't hear them ring.
00:33:09Seriously?
00:33:09My boss is kicking my ass and you're sleeping in again?
00:33:13I'm sorry. I've just been...
00:33:14Miserable. I know.
00:33:16For days.
00:33:17Over a party.
00:33:18Look, I'll make sure I'm here the rest of the day if they can re-deliver.
00:33:21It's too late.
00:33:22I'm on my way to pick it up now.
00:33:23And if I'm not there soon, it won't be fake blood at the wedding.
00:33:26It'll be mine.
00:33:26Oh, you know, get up today.
00:33:40Go away.
00:33:44You've got George Clooney under there.
00:33:47Would I look like this if I had?
00:33:50And no, I'm not getting up today or tomorrow or ever again.
00:33:54Okay, I'll leave you.
00:33:57Irina, why is life so difficult?
00:33:59Why can't someone just give you a map and directions?
00:34:02For Clooney?
00:34:03You're best on my bonconer.
00:34:05No, like a manual for life.
00:34:07Wish somebody could just tell me what to do.
00:34:09You should see my friend, Madam Nina.
00:34:11If she runs a brothel or something weird, I'm not interested.
00:34:14She help you with map and directions.
00:34:17She see things.
00:34:19Universe.
00:34:19Like a psychic?
00:34:21Yes.
00:34:22She can see future.
00:34:23I don't believe in psychics.
00:34:25They're just for the sad and desperate looking to latch onto any scrap of hope they can get.
00:34:37Are you Madam Nina?
00:34:39Oh, no, I'm psychic Sarah.
00:34:41Madam Nina had to leave town due to an unforeseen family emergency.
00:34:46The irony.
00:34:47It happens.
00:34:51I've never done anything like this before.
00:34:53I'm just looking for guidance.
00:34:55A sign or something.
00:34:57We could all use guidance from the other side from time to time.
00:35:00And that's what psychic Sarah is here for.
00:35:03I just need to know that I'm on the right path.
00:35:05If where I'm going is leading me to someone...
00:35:09It'll be $50 for a half-hour session, and I prefer to be paid up front.
00:35:14Of course.
00:35:17Well?
00:35:27You've traveled over land and sea to get here today.
00:35:31Yes.
00:35:32Hmm?
00:35:33Someone just tell you that.
00:35:35No, you have an accent.
00:35:37Oh, I am.
00:35:38But you have gone on a very great emotional journey.
00:35:42And you are in the process of just beginning to learn who you really are.
00:35:47Kind of.
00:35:49Mm-hmm.
00:35:50But what about men?
00:35:51Do you see any men in my life?
00:35:54Yes.
00:35:55I see a lifelong male companion.
00:35:59Someone generous and compassionate.
00:36:02Terrific sense of humor.
00:36:03It's...
00:36:04It's...
00:36:05It starts with a...
00:36:06Like a...
00:36:07J...
00:36:07J...
00:36:08J...
00:36:09J...
00:36:10J...
00:36:11J...
00:36:11J...
00:36:12J...
00:36:13J...
00:36:13J...
00:36:14He's very flamboyant.
00:36:15Justin.
00:36:17It's not him.
00:36:18Do you see any, like, men?
00:36:20Like, love, romance?
00:36:21No.
00:36:22Well, think before you just say it.
00:36:25No.
00:36:27No men.
00:36:29Haven't you got, like, a crystal ball?
00:36:31Or something that actually gives you right answers?
00:36:33It's 50 bucks extra.
00:36:36Of course it is.
00:36:51Oh.
00:36:54Oh.
00:36:57Oh.
00:36:58Just like I thought.
00:37:03No men right now.
00:37:04I just gave you 50 dollars to find a man in your ball.
00:37:07And are you telling me there's no man?
00:37:09That's right.
00:37:10Well, it must be broken.
00:37:11Because there is a man, and we were meant to meet.
00:37:14So I just need to know if I'm still going to find him.
00:37:16And what this all means is that you can't tell me.
00:37:18Because you're so...
00:37:18Nah.
00:37:19Probably just a paperweight.
00:37:20Anyway.
00:37:20I bet your name's not even psychic Sarah.
00:37:23It's not just Sarah.
00:37:28It's Sarah.
00:37:38Sorry.
00:37:41I'm too old for the...
00:37:42Psychic Sarah just told me there's no men in my life.
00:37:56I love the British sense of humor.
00:38:02I wasn't joking.
00:38:04Who are you?
00:38:07Alvin Cooney.
00:38:08I'm a producer.
00:38:10People just call me Cooney, though.
00:38:13Cooney.
00:38:14Close enough.
00:38:16Can we get another jalapeno margarita for this young lady?
00:38:20See?
00:38:21That was sweet.
00:38:22You saw my drink was almost empty and observed what I was having.
00:38:27Stephen used to do that when we were first dating.
00:38:34Well, I'm here now, beautiful.
00:38:38That man hasn't called me that in years.
00:38:41At least not straight, man.
00:38:44Well, you must be hanging around a lot of blind, straight guys.
00:38:50So, Cooney, what do you think Sarah meant?
00:38:56That I'm going to be a lonely, divorced woman for the rest of my life?
00:39:00How long have you been divorced?
00:39:01Well, technically, I'm not yet.
00:39:03Shh.
00:39:04Don't tell the husband.
00:39:07Secret's safe with me.
00:39:11Have you ever been to Lake Como?
00:39:17Right now, it's all about lemurs.
00:39:19Yes, but I see that totally changing.
00:39:21It's going to be all about llamas.
00:39:25I love a good llama.
00:39:27Exactly.
00:39:27I'm working on this beautifully written film that has a really, really strong llama protagonist.
00:39:34Deep, complex, protagonistic llamas.
00:39:39Should be a psychic llama.
00:39:41She's seeing the future.
00:39:44Get off me, you big li-
00:39:45Hey, I'm not the one who throws himself at a highly successful producer hoping to sleep
00:39:51their way to the top, all right?
00:39:52You can get a reputation in this town.
00:39:53People will not touch you.
00:39:55I don't want to make it in this town, you big cliche.
00:39:58God, are people like you actually existed?
00:40:02Keep yourself together.
00:40:04You're a mess.
00:40:04And that LUM idea is copyrighted.
00:40:08And that LUM idea is copyrighted.
00:40:08And that LUM idea is copyrighted.
00:40:12And that LUM idea is copyrighted.
00:40:17Don't ask them to go on there.
00:40:17It is no of course like this.
00:40:18So I just don't think you'll report yourself.
00:40:23You're a mess.
00:41:25He was seen sporting an engagement ring.
00:41:27Reliable sources close to the couple confirm.
00:41:30This is it, ladies.
00:41:31He's off the market for good.
00:41:33George Clooney is getting married.
00:41:35Dad!
00:41:37What is it?
00:41:39What the hell happened?
00:41:39He's getting married!
00:41:40Stephen?
00:41:41No, George!
00:41:43You did not wake me up at 3am over George Clooney!
00:41:47I thought if they came to LA, I just might meet him.
00:41:49Oh, seriously, Papi, you sound nuts.
00:41:53I love you, but you're on my last nerve.
00:41:55I can't take it.
00:41:56You're moping, and woe is me, and the inconsideration of my work.
00:42:01Why don't you sound just like Stephen?
00:42:03Well, if this is what he had to put up with, it's no wonder that he turned to birdwatching.
00:42:07Well, you'd know all about cheating, wouldn't you?
00:42:09Your play of the victim seems to have conveniently forgotten that you cheated on Paolo before he cheated on you.
00:42:14You're a hypocrite!
00:42:16You know what?
00:42:17I think that you should find another place to stay.
00:42:20I think that you should find another place to stay.
00:42:50Will you guide me through this maze of trees?
00:42:56Will you get me to the open field where I can breathe?
00:43:08And will you lay me down beneath the sky?
00:43:19Will you kiss my face and steal my eye?
00:43:26Oh, is this the place that we conspire to fly while I...
00:43:42Hey.
00:43:43Hey.
00:43:44Didn't think you'd be up yet.
00:43:47Look, I'm an early start.
00:43:50Justin, I'm so sorry about the things I said last night, how I've been behaving.
00:43:55You've been a terrible guest, I know, and you've been so kind.
00:44:00I'll be gone by the time you get home.
00:44:03Look, you don't have to leave, but you can't carry on like this.
00:44:08I'm worried about you.
00:44:09I know.
00:44:10I know.
00:44:11I'm gonna get myself together, I promise.
00:44:18Will you tell me what I mean to you?
00:44:32Will you lie to me like you always do?
00:44:40Will you be sincere while you say it too?
00:44:48Somehow.
00:44:52Somehow.
00:44:53I can't believe you're having a bad day.
00:44:54It's only 7am.
00:44:56You're the juice guy.
00:44:58Oh, yeah.
00:45:00I know you.
00:45:01Mary, from Australia.
00:45:03I'd rather recognise you.
00:45:05Don't look that bad.
00:45:07No, it's just...
00:45:08I look so miserable I slot runners in their tracks.
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:12Well, that and you're kind of cute.
00:45:14As if I wasn't, you'd have just kept running.
00:45:16Oh, yeah.
00:45:17I'd have been gone.
00:45:18Yeah, she'll be fine.
00:45:22The name's Poppy, actually.
00:45:25English Poppy.
00:45:26And you are?
00:45:29Luke.
00:45:37San Fernando
00:45:41Where the skies are not quite blue
00:45:45And you don't have to worry about an ocean view
00:45:49San Fernando
00:45:54You're far away from the golden day
00:45:58Sorry, I'm late.
00:45:59You okay?
00:46:00Yeah, I just...
00:46:01I wasn't sure you were gonna turn up.
00:46:03Why would I not turn up?
00:46:05I don't know.
00:46:06It's my first date in years.
00:46:08This is a date, right?
00:46:10Yes, this is a date.
00:46:13As we strolled along, he thought maybe he'd give me a kiss or two.
00:46:18Do you like this?
00:46:19Yeah, it's lovely.
00:46:20Knitted it myself.
00:46:21Really?
00:46:22You knit?
00:46:23Yeah.
00:46:24There's something so meditative about a man's hand and about needle and yarn.
00:46:29It's like a symphony.
00:46:31Wow.
00:46:32You're full of surprises.
00:46:34Yeah.
00:46:35Mm.
00:46:36So?
00:46:37What did you bring?
00:46:38Starving.
00:46:39Oh.
00:46:40I have a surprise for you.
00:46:42Close your eyes.
00:46:43Close your eyes.
00:46:45Open.
00:46:50Mm-hmm.
00:46:51This is...
00:46:52Interesting.
00:46:53It's a kale kelp quinoa cake.
00:46:55I made a piece of it.
00:46:56Mm.
00:46:57It's delicious.
00:46:58I'm just, um, allergic to kelp.
00:46:59That's a very specific allergy.
00:47:00Anyway, I have, uh, another surprise for you.
00:47:05A little Vegemite sarnie, eh?
00:47:06Luke, Vegemites Australian.
00:47:08No!
00:47:09I could have sworn that it was English.
00:47:10It's fine.
00:47:11I actually do love a Vegemite sandwich.
00:47:13I'm just, uh, uh, a little Vegemite sandwich.
00:47:16I'm just, uh, allergic to kelp.
00:47:18What's a very specific allergy?
00:47:20It's delicious.
00:47:21I'm just, uh, allergic to kelp.
00:47:23That's a very specific allergy.
00:47:26Anyway, I have, uh, another surprise for you.
00:47:29A little Vegemite sarnie, eh?
00:47:34It's on my favourite spelt bread.
00:47:44Look, duck over there.
00:47:49Yeah, it's diving.
00:47:52It's good, right?
00:47:54It's just so thoughtful of you.
00:47:57It's easy to be thoughtful when you care about someone.
00:48:01I know I talked about fate and meeting George,
00:48:06but I really do believe this whole time I was destined to meet Luke.
00:48:10Don't you think this still plays into your desire for fantasy?
00:48:13Blah, blah, blah.
00:48:14...saved reality?
00:48:16He saved me.
00:48:17I knew you wanted to be saved.
00:48:31So how did we guess?
00:48:34Seeing the love that's kiss
00:48:37I never thought we'd get so high in
00:48:40I'm falling every time
00:48:44Make a wish and save your time
00:48:47The stars are falling
00:48:50You get the candles. I'm gonna get the incense.
00:48:59And Poppy is gonna be so surprised.
00:49:04Hey, you.
00:49:05What are you doing here?
00:49:06I was gonna check out an aerial yoga class nearby.
00:49:09I thought that I'd come and take you.
00:49:11That's a lovely thought.
00:49:13But you go.
00:49:14Perhaps we can do our own kind of yoga later at your place.
00:49:17That is what I am talking about.
00:49:27That's my boss.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:31Okay, Carlos.
00:49:32Poppy!
00:49:37Poppy!
00:49:38I see you're having a breakdown
00:49:40and have gone and got yourself a toy boy.
00:49:42Oh, God, who told you that?
00:49:44We're Facebook friends.
00:49:46Oh, yeah.
00:49:47I had one in the 80s.
00:49:48A toy boy?
00:49:49No, breakdown.
00:49:50Best thing I ever did.
00:49:51Resigned as housewife
00:49:53and eventually wound up editor
00:49:55of Women's Chit Chat magazine.
00:49:57So not all bad, then?
00:49:58How would you like to have your breakdown
00:50:01in a weekly column?
00:50:03Are you joking?
00:50:04Absolutely not.
00:50:05It's exactly what the readers want to see.
00:50:08It's tragic, yet humorous.
00:50:11Yeah, that's me. Tragic, all right.
00:50:13It's relatable.
00:50:15You'd be the voice of thousands of downtrodden wives
00:50:19who would love to have the guts to do what you did.
00:50:22I don't know.
00:50:23I'll double your pay packet.
00:50:25You might need the extra money in the divorce.
00:50:28All right, I'll do it.
00:50:30Good.
00:50:31And more pictures, please.
00:50:33I just love seeing the weather in L.A.
00:50:35Oh, and more of that hunky boy.
00:50:42This is exactly what I need.
00:50:43Cheers.
00:50:44To new beginnings.
00:50:45To new beginnings.
00:50:47Seriously, sweetie, you didn't really think
00:50:53you were going to meet George Clooney here, did you?
00:50:56No, of course not.
00:50:57Don't be silly.
00:50:58Anyway, you said you weren't going to mention it again.
00:51:00Well, it's good to have my friend Poppy back in.
00:51:04I love you.
00:51:05I love you too, Princess.
00:51:07I'm just going to write a couple of lines for the column
00:51:09whilst I think of them.
00:51:11Baby's first magazine column.
00:51:14Are you just going to watch me?
00:51:18I'm sorry.
00:51:19I'm just so proud of you.
00:51:21You doing your own thing, it's inspiring.
00:51:25They tell me I'm having a breakdown just because my husband had an affair and instead
00:51:33of mourning in misery, I jetted off to L.A.
00:51:36If this is the definition of a breakdown, I wish I'd had one years ago.
00:52:04Wow.
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:06This is amazing.
00:52:07You know, when I was growing up, especially in my experimental teenage years, I used to
00:52:15come up here and just collect my thoughts.
00:52:20This is a very special place for me.
00:52:23I wanted to share it with you.
00:52:26Come on.
00:52:34I love the night sky.
00:52:41It makes me feel so alive.
00:52:44There's a whole world out there.
00:52:47A whole universe.
00:52:49Mm-hmm.
00:52:50It's funny.
00:52:51I came here thinking I was looking for something.
00:52:54I found you.
00:52:55I'm just not sure where I go from here.
00:53:02You're not going anywhere.
00:53:05I feel like I've known you forever.
00:53:08You have?
00:53:10You have?
00:53:11I fell in love.
00:53:12I feel like we're so smart.
00:53:13It's a fool.
00:53:14But if you're like, I'm sorry to Yourself, I'm sorry to your soul.
00:53:15You're gone.
00:53:16I feel like I'm dying.
00:53:17But you're just...
00:53:18I feel like I'm dying.
00:53:19I feel like I'm dying.
00:53:20I feel that I'm dying.
00:53:21I feel like I'm going.
00:53:22You're not going to die.
00:53:23But you're like...
00:53:24You're not going to die.
00:53:25You're not going to die.
00:53:26Because I have something planned for us.
00:53:31Are we seeing a show or something?
00:53:32No questions.
00:53:35No questions.
00:53:38In fact,
00:53:40I think we're here to go.
00:53:46For everything.
00:53:48You're welcome.
00:53:50I'm going to make up for the romancing
00:53:52that you have been missing.
00:53:56Now get in the car.
00:54:00To my chariot.
00:54:05Are you ready to leave my queen?
00:54:06Turn me so wide
00:54:09And who his heart
00:54:14Could move such a love
00:54:18Into the night
00:54:22I let my music play
00:54:26Into the night
00:54:30My story was lost
00:54:34Oh, I had such a great evening.
00:54:38You know,
00:54:39I can really just see myself having a whole dream with you.
00:54:42Wow, I should probably get divorced first.
00:54:48Look deep into my eyes.
00:54:51I really want to have been to miss you on a whole new level with you.
00:54:55I want, like, our animal spirits to make love.
00:54:58And I feel that I am the lion energy.
00:55:04What do you feel you are?
00:55:06Um,
00:55:08The llama?
00:55:10Yes.
00:55:12You know, maybe I'm moving too fast with this, but
00:55:14Sometimes you've got to think with your soul
00:55:16Rather than your head, right?
00:55:19You've just got to think to hell
00:55:20With scaring her off.
00:55:22I'm ready to take this relationship to the next level.
00:55:24So I'm going to give you a night that you are never going to forget.
00:55:29Are you ready?
00:55:32Yeah.
00:55:34Okay.
00:55:37Close your eyes.
00:55:38I want to film you, me, and Irina
00:55:55In a tantric three-way.
00:55:58It would be beautiful.
00:56:03Are you insane?
00:56:05You don't want her freesomes with me?
00:56:07No, Irina.
00:56:08I don't want to have threesomes with you.
00:56:10You tell me she wants freesomes.
00:56:12He say you need love for a Russian woman to help you learn good sex.
00:56:16I need to learn good sex.
00:56:18You make love beautifully.
00:56:20I just know that you're on this whole new kick of unleashing your inner wild child.
00:56:23And I just wanted to do something nice for us as a couple.
00:56:27I thought that you would be into it.
00:56:28Well, I'm very sorry to disappoint you.
00:56:31It's okay.
00:56:32You don't have to be sorry.
00:56:33What's sorry, sorry?
00:56:35And it's not okay.
00:56:36You were going to have sex with my boyfriend.
00:56:38And you?
00:56:39I do for you.
00:56:41Him?
00:56:42He not my type.
00:56:43Big misunderstand.
00:56:45Hey, llama lover.
00:56:46You're overreacting.
00:56:48Never say that again.
00:56:49And take one step closer, and I'll really unleash my inner wild child.
00:56:53Does Justin know about this?
00:56:54No.
00:56:55No.
00:56:56This be our little secret.
00:56:57Keep it that way.
00:56:58Nice knowing you, Luke.
00:57:02I mean, would George Clooney want to film a three-way sex tape with me and the cleaner?
00:57:26Maybe?
00:57:28No.
00:57:28Because he's a gentleman.
00:57:31Well, Poppy, nobody's perfect.
00:57:32I mean, I'm sure even George Clooney has flaws.
00:57:37And I bet he knows Harry Potter's not from the land down under.
00:57:41Luke was hot, though.
00:57:43And, oh my goodness, he did have the most amazing...
00:57:47I mean, I think for now, you should focus on yourself.
00:57:52I mean, you don't want to rush into another relationship.
00:57:57Do you know what?
00:57:58I think you're right.
00:57:59I've never had that screw-men moment in life.
00:58:03But I'm going to have it now.
00:58:04Screw-men!
00:58:05It's time to focus my energy on something more deserving.
00:58:09Good.
00:58:09Good!
00:58:11Like what?
00:58:12What's with the pumpkins?
00:58:21I've figured it out.
00:58:23I know where I need to start putting my energy instead of men.
00:58:26Vegetables?
00:58:26No, charity.
00:58:27We're going to sell these to raise money.
00:58:29It's Halloween soon.
00:58:30Not that soon, but okay.
00:58:33It's like I'm starting to feel sorry for myself.
00:58:35And I saw this article on all the charity work George Clooney does in Sudan.
00:58:38He literally goes into war zones to generate attention and action to stop the war.
00:58:43Makes me realize I really can't complain about anything.
00:58:46Kind of puts it into perspective, hmm?
00:58:48Exactly.
00:58:49So, we're going to do this pumpkin drive, and I'm going to write about it for the column.
00:58:54We?
00:59:02Where's your costume?
00:59:03You're meant to be a pumpkin.
00:59:05So are you.
00:59:06What happened?
00:59:07They didn't have my size pumpkin, so I thought this was the next best thing.
00:59:10Anyway, Thanksgiving's not far away.
00:59:12It's not till November.
00:59:14But you know what?
00:59:15They're British.
00:59:16You can get away with it.
00:59:17Hey, y'all!
00:59:19Ready to sell some pumpkins?
00:59:21Poppy, what on earth are you wearing?
00:59:25You do not look like a pumpkin.
00:59:27I'm a turkey.
00:59:29Don't ask me.
00:59:30And where's your costume?
00:59:32It clashed with my skin tone.
00:59:34But I am wearing orange socks.
00:59:35Wear this.
00:59:39Right.
00:59:40Let's do this.
00:59:45People.
00:59:46Hear me now and listen well.
00:59:49Come and get your pumpkins from the crazy turkey lady,
00:59:53who somehow convinced me to do this on my day off.
00:59:56All proceeds go to charity.
01:00:00Hello.
01:00:02Why are you dressed like a chicken?
01:00:04I'm a turkey.
01:00:08You look...
01:00:09Marcy, would you like to serve this delight for a little boy?
01:00:14I told you it was too early.
01:00:21And it's so hot!
01:00:27Justin, will you give me a hand?
01:00:29That's more like it.
01:00:35Hey, put your clothes back on.
01:00:36You're going to drive away all our business.
01:00:37Check out the party.
01:00:55Hi.
01:00:56Hi.
01:00:56Can I help you?
01:00:57Oh, it's okay.
01:00:58I've got this.
01:00:58No, no, no.
01:00:59You're all right?
01:00:59I'll handle this, ladies.
01:01:00Wow, it looks like you guys are doing amazing.
01:01:05You've raised a lot of money.
01:01:06People have been very generous.
01:01:07Tell you what.
01:01:08I'll double it if you give me a gobble.
01:01:11That's disgusting, pervert.
01:01:13Papi, he means like the turkey noise.
01:01:15You know, gobble, gobble.
01:01:17Oh.
01:01:18How about you triple it if she gives you a gobble
01:01:20and I give you a happy ending?
01:01:21Justin!
01:01:22I'm so sorry.
01:01:23We didn't mean to offend you.
01:01:24It's okay.
01:01:25No offence.
01:01:26I'm so sorry.
01:01:27We didn't mean to offend you.
01:01:28It's okay.
01:01:29No offence taken.
01:01:30And I'm good.
01:01:31Damn.
01:01:32I had to try.
01:01:33Okay, Papi, it's all on you.
01:01:34Um, I don't really know how it's a gobble.
01:01:37It's like...
01:01:37gobble, gobble.
01:01:39Gobble, gobble.
01:01:40No, no.
01:01:41It's more like...
01:01:43It's not like that.
01:01:46It is more like...
01:01:47Gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:01:52Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:01:53Ah!
01:01:54Collectively terrible.
01:01:56This is great! We raised so much money!
01:02:05So the turkey costume was worth it then?
01:02:08Well, it definitely helped us go viral.
01:02:10What?
01:02:11I tweeted a picture of us in costume.
01:02:13So far, almost 5,000 people have retweeted it.
01:02:16You tweeted me dressed as a sweaty, inflatable pumpkin?
01:02:20Oh, who cares what we look like?
01:02:22Got people talking about the Enough Project.
01:02:24The relief effort led by the great Halloween humanitarian turkey.
01:02:29Ugh, doomed calling.
01:02:32Sally.
01:02:35Hi, Sally.
01:02:37Stephen called.
01:02:38Why? What did he want?
01:02:40He said you filed divorce papers without even discussing it.
01:02:43I have discussed it. With my therapist?
01:02:46There are two people in a marriage. Something went wrong somewhere.
01:02:49So it's my fault? My husband cheats on me, but I must have done something wrong with it.
01:02:53It would never have happened.
01:02:57Poppy, you know how fond she is of Stephen.
01:03:00And she's just really upset about all this talk of you two divorcing.
01:03:03She's upset? It's not her husband that's lying and cheating. It's mine.
01:03:07Perhaps you could remind her of that.
01:03:09Look, whatever you decide to do, we will support you. You know that.
01:03:13Yeah, well, you might. Not so sure about her.
01:03:17Sorry, Peach. I'm gonna have to go.
01:03:22No wonder you don't wanna go back.
01:03:29Ugh, I feel bad leaving you on your birthday.
01:03:32But I promise you we're going to celebrate tomorrow.
01:03:34Don't be silly. The wedding planner can't miss the wedding.
01:03:37Ugh, I'm so over it.
01:03:39You have such a gift. You should be fully expressing it.
01:03:42Yeah, well, tell my boss that.
01:03:44Just make sure you're not on your own.
01:03:46Marina's around. You two should get together.
01:03:48I think I'll be okay.
01:03:53Have fun.
01:03:54Ugh, I'll try.
01:03:55Mm.
01:04:25I've brought you a cupcake.
01:04:44I thought you'd be with friends today.
01:04:46You're a friend.
01:04:47Kind of.
01:04:48Who I pay.
01:04:49A lot.
01:04:50You're a friend, kind of, who I pay, a lot.
01:04:56Justin's working and Mars is on a romantic weekend.
01:04:59A bit different to last year.
01:05:01Stephen planned dinner, got tickets to a West End show.
01:05:04I actually had a really lovely evening.
01:05:07Are you feeling homesick?
01:05:11Kind of.
01:05:12I mean, sunshine's nice, but fall is beautiful in England.
01:05:17I have a great group of friends who I miss.
01:05:20Some of the husbands are friends with Stephen.
01:05:22It's going to be interesting.
01:05:24How are you feeling about the divorce?
01:05:34We're fine.
01:05:50You tell me what I do to make right.
01:05:58Happy birthday.
01:06:00Thanks.
01:06:02I'm sorry, Poppy.
01:06:04Luki, bad person.
01:06:06He liar.
01:06:07Look, let's just forget it ever happened and be thankful he's not around anymore.
01:06:12He has strange eyes, your husband.
01:06:16Like a bug.
01:06:18You know, he called me all the time at first, but now he just seems to have given up.
01:06:24I mean, I know I told him not to contact me, but still.
01:06:26If you're a right man for you, he'll come and he'll beg for you to return.
01:06:31And if you now do, in Russia we have a saying.
01:06:33You break your heart.
01:06:34We send Uncle Yakov to break his balls.
01:06:37He's left me.
01:06:39Oh my God, what happened?
01:06:41He got a last minute meeting on the East Coast and just dropped our romantic weekend and
01:06:51left.
01:06:52I thought you meant he'd left, left.
01:06:54He has.
01:06:55He's ruined our wine tour.
01:06:57I was madder than a wet hen, but then he was all, honey, I'm so sorry.
01:07:03Take my credit card and have some fun with Poppy.
01:07:07So, happy birthday.
01:07:09This is Irina.
01:07:14Three-way Irina?
01:07:16We're all right now.
01:07:18Hello.
01:07:19Hello Irina.
01:07:21I've heard so much about you.
01:07:25So Poppy, we have to celebrate your birthday.
01:07:29Where do you want to go?
01:07:31Vegas?
01:07:32Jerry's paying.
01:07:33Would you mind if we just stayed home?
01:07:35We could have a nice cozy dinner here.
01:07:37We've got pumpkins left.
01:07:38We could have pumpkin soup and pumpkin pie.
01:07:40Anything but pumpkins.
01:07:42Tequila!
01:07:43I had bad husband in Russia.
01:07:44I didn't know you were married.
01:07:45Da!
01:07:46The reason I leave and come here.
01:07:48He cheated with my sister.
01:07:49He saw all my stuff to buy crack.
01:07:50When I tell him to leave, he ran over my dog.
01:07:55Happy birthday to you!
01:07:56I heard there was a slumber party going on.
01:07:57You left the wedding!
01:07:58No!
01:07:59I left the job.
01:08:00Wait, what?
01:08:01I was standing there holding these ridiculous feather headpieces for the swan bridesmaids.
01:08:02My body was just standing there holding these ridiculous feather headpieces for the
01:08:04swan bridesmaids.
01:08:05My boss was yelling at me and I thought, WWPD, what would Poppy do?
01:08:36start fresh. So it's time to put my creativity to work. I'm starting my own
01:08:41company. Finally! I'm so happy for you. And I picked up a goodbye gift on the way out.
01:08:49Nah, enough talking. We celebrate birthday Russian style. I get shot glasses.
01:08:55Oh no, not shots.
01:08:57Hell yeah, Charlie!
01:09:09Morning, Charlie Chaplin.
01:09:11Mmm, coffee.
01:09:22You think she's okay?
01:09:23Yeah, she's Russian. They're weans on vodka.
01:09:27Awkward, that's our thing!
01:09:30There's an office coming in, so we're gonna go to the capes. Okay, we're moving. We're going.
01:09:34Where is it? Is it? Yeah, that was a rocket. It just sailed over there. See if we can see what it hit.
01:09:40I bet George Clooney wouldn't abandon our romantic weekend.
01:09:43Take a look over here. This is everybody's man.
01:09:45Or if he did, it would be to save orphans in Burma or something.
01:09:48Oh.
01:09:49Get it?
01:09:50Stephen.
01:09:51Stephen?
01:09:52Stephen?
01:09:53Stephen?
01:09:54Stephen?
01:09:55Hello, Poppy. Can I come in?
01:09:57Stephen, darling. It's been too long.
01:10:00Or should I say, not long enough.
01:10:02Justin?
01:10:03You're fabulous as ever.
01:10:04Awkward. Come on, Marcy. We'll leave.
01:10:05I can't believe you're here.
01:10:06Shouldn't we go somewhere more private?
01:10:07I'm not kicking Justin out of his home. He was there when we got married. He can witness
01:10:13our divorce, too.
01:10:14I'll just be showering away my actions from last night.
01:10:19I had to come. You were there when we got married. He was there when we got married.
01:10:24He was there when we got married. He can witness our divorce, too.
01:10:27I'll just be showering away my actions from last night.
01:10:31I had to come. You wouldn't take my calls.
01:10:36What do you expect? You didn't exactly try very hard, did you? I've been here for months.
01:10:42Took you this long to get on a plane.
01:10:44I didn't know how to handle it. I kept thinking she'll come home. I'm sorry, Poppy.
01:10:48How could you do it, Stephen? How could you sleep with someone behind my back and blatantly lie to my face?
01:10:54I mean, I know things weren't great, but at least have the decency to finish it first.
01:10:59I never meant for it to happen.
01:11:01Never meant for it to happen, but let it carry on anyway.
01:11:03It wasn't like that.
01:11:04Well, what was it like? Bird watching.
01:11:08I said both had a good laugh at how gullible I was.
01:11:11We didn't. I didn't. I'm sorry, Poppy.
01:11:15Do I know her? How long has it been going on? Is it still going on?
01:11:19I met her through work. It was just a few weeks.
01:11:22Was she good? Poppy.
01:11:25Do you love her? No, of course not.
01:11:27Well, you're not the only one. I met a guy out here. Luke.
01:11:32He's 29 and a half and he's hot and fit and adventurous in bed and everything you're not.
01:11:39Hurts, doesn't it?
01:11:45I just don't think we can get over this. You had an affair.
01:11:49She said it wasn't a love affair. It was a midlife crisis.
01:11:54He tried to rope me into a threesome with a cleaner.
01:11:58Look, Poppy, just know that when you're ready to come home, I'll be there.
01:12:08Is that it? What?
01:12:13Was that it?
01:12:15How many Richard Curtis movies have I made you sit through?
01:12:18Notting Hill. Four weddings and a funeral. Love bloody actually.
01:12:22Fight for us. Scream, shout, convince me you can't live without me.
01:12:27When did Hugh Grant ever run up to anyone and say,
01:12:30Well, you know, I'm here. Take your time. No hurry.
01:12:33Actually, somebody always does.
01:12:35That's not the point. It's not about Hugh Grant. It's about you.
01:12:39Look, Poppy, it might be like that in your movies, but it's a little bit different in real life.
01:12:44If that's how you feel, you should have saved yourself the airfare.
01:12:47Have a safe flight home.
01:12:57I can't imagine my life without you. And I don't want to.
01:13:03This is making me want to be in love.
01:13:07But it's fake and too much.
01:13:10Okay, switching gears, nothing makes me feel better than a dip in a tan.
01:13:14Sounds good.
01:13:16This is nice. We should do it more often.
01:13:22Totally.
01:13:27Hello?
01:13:28Why haven't you returned my calls?
01:13:30Oh, hi, Sharon. Sorry, I was just about to call you back.
01:13:32Have you checked your work emails lately?
01:13:34Some post of you in a turkey suit raising money for charity has gone viral
01:13:40and we're being inundated with emails.
01:13:42Now the producers of the three o'clock show have been in touch and they want to try you out presenting a weekly segment.
01:13:50What? About what?
01:13:52Divorce, affairs, women's issues.
01:13:56They like you.
01:13:57Are you joking?
01:13:58I'm not.
01:13:59You better get your arse on a plane and back to London.
01:14:02I'm not ready to come back yet, Sharon.
01:14:04Of course you are.
01:14:05It'll be great for the magazine.
01:14:06No, everything's still...
01:14:08Seriously, it's a nice offer but I can't.
01:14:10It's a nice offer but I can't.
01:14:17It's in there, rollerblading, smoking pot on Venice Beach.
01:14:22It's in there.
01:14:23I'm not gonna be in there.
01:14:24It's a nice offer.
01:14:25I can't do it.
01:14:26It's in there.
01:14:27You know what you can do.
01:14:28I can't do this.
01:14:45My daughter's always gonna be in the right direction.
01:14:47Honey, this could be a really great opportunity for you.
01:14:53This is the dream.
01:14:54I know.
01:14:56And I know I'll have to go back eventually.
01:14:58But I'm happy here.
01:15:00I feel as though I'm finally being me.
01:15:03Stephen, what?
01:15:04You're still here?
01:15:05Can I just...
01:15:06Come in, why are you all...
01:15:07Phew.
01:15:08Oh, I can't breathe.
01:15:09Here, honey, some water.
01:15:11I wanted to tell you I do want you back.
01:15:14So I ran.
01:15:15From the hotel?
01:15:16Why didn't you just get a cat?
01:15:18Actually, I drove over here.
01:15:19I ran from the car.
01:15:21Killed me.
01:15:23Anyway, it's a romantic gesture, like in the movies.
01:15:26I do want to fight for you.
01:15:28I came to L.A. to get you back,
01:15:29and that's exactly what I'm going to do.
01:15:31I believe this is yours, Mrs. Wakefield.
01:15:34I battled rose bushes for five days looking for that.
01:15:38The scars have only just faded.
01:15:46Let me just grab my things.
01:15:59Hi, Paolo.
01:16:00It's Justin.
01:16:02Would you be open to having dinner with me this week?
01:16:04I'd love to see you.
01:16:05Pam, this is great.
01:16:14I can't do this.
01:16:29What?
01:16:30We can't do this.
01:16:32We've wasted so many years doing what we think we should do.
01:16:35Let's not settle anymore.
01:16:37George didn't.
01:16:38George who?
01:16:39Let's spend the rest of our lives doing what we want to do.
01:16:41Believe me, Stephen.
01:16:43You'll thank me for this one day.
01:16:51Who the hell is George?
01:16:54Poppy!
01:16:55Poppy!
01:16:55So it was never about George Clooney.
01:17:08It's about not giving up on happiness.
01:17:11Not settling for what you've got,
01:17:12just because it seems the easier option.
01:17:14Well, this certainly is a breakthrough, Poppy,
01:17:16but please make an appointment
01:17:18so we can discuss this further.
01:17:22No.
01:17:23Thanks.
01:17:23You've been great, but I'm done talking.
01:17:26I'm going to start living.
01:17:31See?
01:17:32I'm that good.
01:17:35Sharon, it's Poppy.
01:17:36I'll do it.
01:17:37I'll do the show.
01:17:38If other people can learn from my failed marriage,
01:17:40bad sex, and sleazy things, then...
01:17:42Oh.
01:17:45Could you ask her to call Poppy when she gets in?
01:17:47Thanks.
01:17:48And Sharon set me up with a rooftop photo shoot
01:17:50for my last L.A. column,
01:17:52with a little help from Justin.
01:17:54Guess who is the new preferred wedding designer
01:17:56at the Chic Hotel?
01:17:57That's fantastic!
01:17:59I'm so proud of you, Justin,
01:18:00and I'm so glad that you and Paolo
01:18:02are finally back together.
01:18:04Yeah, well, maybe I wasn't the perfect partner
01:18:06I thought I was.
01:18:07Aw.
01:18:08Yeah, he begged me to come back.
01:18:09There's the phone number for Uncle Yaacov.
01:18:13Any man give you trouble,
01:18:15you give him a call
01:18:16and he can break balls for you.
01:18:18Thanks, Irina.
01:18:20A toast to Poppy.
01:18:21To Poppy!
01:18:22To Poppy!
01:18:23To Poppy!
01:18:23To Poppy!
01:18:23To Poppy!
01:18:24Woo!
01:18:24To Poppy!
01:18:25Yay!
01:18:35Aw, they look great.
01:18:36Perfect for the last column.
01:18:38Ms. Wakefield,
01:18:39your car is ready downstairs
01:18:41whenever you are.
01:18:42Is there anything else you need from me?
01:18:44No, that's brilliant, thanks.
01:19:02Going down?
01:19:04Uh, no, I'll get the next one, thanks.
01:19:06Alright, have a nice day.
01:19:08Uh, no, no, no.
01:19:11Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19:41Back to the airport, Carla.
01:19:50No rest for the answer, I guess.
01:19:54Not again.
01:20:11There could be no other for their love.
01:20:20It's my happy heart you hear.
01:20:26Sing it loud and sing it clear.
01:20:29And it's all because you're near.
01:20:35Be my love.
01:20:39Take my happy heart away.
01:20:43Let me love you night and day.
01:20:48In your arms I want to stay.
01:20:51Fate, it's all about timing.
01:21:10You have changed my life.
01:21:12You might as well call me that in years.
01:21:15You used to be straight, man.
01:21:16You must be hanging around a lot of...
01:21:20I mean, blind shaming.
01:21:25You know, it's possible.
01:21:26I will not have found home now
01:21:30With your love.
01:21:36It's my happy heart you hear.
01:21:42Sing it loud and sing it clear.
01:21:46And it's all because you're near.
01:21:50Be my love.
01:21:53And it's all because you're near.
01:21:55Take my happy heart away.
01:21:58And it's...
01:21:59Wait a minute, it's late.
01:22:01Is that supposed to be a bearded tip?
01:22:02It was.
01:22:05Right, that's all.
01:22:08Oh, never mind.
01:22:09I don't know.
01:22:11Oh.
01:22:38No, no, no, no.
01:22:39Oh, this is a tyrus.
01:22:41Oh, I suck.
01:22:45I suck.
01:22:46I'm doing it right now.
01:22:47I got it.
01:22:48There are no men right now.
01:22:49There are no men right now.
01:22:50I don't know why I can't get this line.
01:22:53Maybe it's a little self.
01:22:54Okay, anyway.
01:22:55Okay, ready.
01:22:56Let's go.
01:23:09I'm in the supermarket.
01:23:28I've missed our Saturdays.
01:23:35I've missed your cooking.
01:23:39I'm tired of looking in the mirror
01:23:45Trying to make myself fit
01:23:49I'm tired of airbrushed magazines
01:23:53You're telling me this is it
01:23:57Just be, don't lose yourself
01:24:02Don't lose your way
01:24:05Just be
01:24:06Be strong
01:24:09Stand tall
01:24:10Be proud today
01:24:11Just be
01:24:14Let your fire
01:24:16Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:24:18Just be
01:24:21Be yourself
01:24:23If everyone else is taping
01:24:28If everyone else is taping
01:24:28Pressure
01:24:35No diet's gonna run my mind
01:24:39We should just try to loosen up
01:24:41By a bigger size
01:24:42Pain
01:24:43We put ourselves to so much pain
01:24:46It's time to lose what's mine
01:24:48Cause I'm just fine
01:24:49Just be
01:24:51Don't lose yourself
01:24:55Don't lose your way
01:24:57Just be
01:24:59Be strong
01:25:01Stand tall
01:25:02Be proud today
01:25:04Just be
01:25:05Just be
01:25:06Light your fire
01:25:09Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:25:11Just be
01:25:14Be yourself
01:25:16Everyone else is taping
01:25:20Lovely, I think
01:25:48Alright, we're good
01:25:55Cut
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