- 7/14/2025
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00:00You know, Zev, we spoke last time about how you're starting this life with Wendy, but
00:11you've been talking so much about your past issues with Jessica, the ways in which she
00:18hurt you and angered you.
00:20So I'm just wondering, I'm wondering why, why, if it was so markedly dysfunctional, why
00:29do you think that you spent seven years with her?
00:37Okay, I know it's only our second session, but let's just say my mom, Sharon, is a classic.
00:50You've met your fair share of Sharons, I'm sure.
00:53You know, that typical Jewish mother who loves you so much that by the time you're 19, you
00:59haven't learned to turn a fucking washing machine on.
01:02The kind of mom that tucks in your shirt and zips up your pants and wipes food off your face
01:09with her own spit.
01:11And, you know, when she's loving you and feeding you and covering you in blankets that you don't
01:18really need or even ask for, well, it feels like love.
01:26But it comes at a price, because to get that love, I have to tell Sharon, or we all have
01:33to tell our own Sharons, that I love her best of all, that no one can compare, that when I'm
01:43on my deathbed and my life is flashing before my eyes, that she's who I'll see.
01:47You know, I'll only see Sharon.
01:52I mean, if she wanted a hype man, she should have been a rapper, not a mother, but she trained
01:57me Jane, she trained me well.
02:02We're late now.
02:03Let's go.
02:04Since when do you care if we're late?
02:05We'd be late to my funeral.
02:06These people don't run like that.
02:08For a long time, it's like being in our room.
02:10Why is there, like, loose horses?
02:12There's, like, shit everywhere.
02:14At least it's not human shit everywhere.
02:16Are you sure my outfit's okay?
02:17I've only been inside of a church once, so it's to donate blood.
02:20I feel like I should be wearing a hat or something.
02:23Do you even have a hat?
02:24Like a beanie, of course.
02:26Okay, listen.
02:27You probably haven't seen me like this before, but I actually feel pretty, like, weird.
02:31Like, I kind of feel a bit fizzy.
02:33You know what I mean?
02:34Like, kind of tight.
02:35Like, white noisy.
02:36I'm nervous.
02:37Uh, yeah, maybe.
02:39You look like you want to pass out.
02:39Like, a part-time Orgy and Polly, like, these aren't really my people.
02:42Okay?
02:43Like, actually, a lot of them are proper shithills, so just...
02:46You know what I mean?
02:47Well, why don't we just go home or I could eat two toasties or something?
02:49I don't know.
02:50I feel sort of weirdly loyal to the groom, because he was the only boy in my year who didn't call
02:53me Felix Rahman.
02:55Hey.
02:56That's like a racist nickname.
02:57Yeah, it's a racist nickname.
02:59I'm not saying we can't be ourselves.
03:00I'm just saying, like, I don't know.
03:03You know what I'm saying, right?
03:04Just sort of not our full selves.
03:06Yes, over and out.
03:07I agree with you, Mr. Felix.
03:09I, uh, feel like you had such a stressful week with your family, and I'm really happy that
03:13you, like, opened up to me.
03:14I love you so much.
03:15I love you.
03:16Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
03:17Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
03:17Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
03:17Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
03:18Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
03:19Georgia Peach, Nicklaus, Cara Best.
03:22Take this man, Ariel Terrabianco, to be your husband.
03:25Will you love, comfort, honour, and protect him all the days of your life?
03:31I will.
03:34I truly will.
03:36Georgia and Ariel...
03:38I keep together.
03:38...support and uphold them in their marriage, and you, Ariel, take this woman...
03:44You don't even have to finish.
03:45This woman is my lifeblood.
03:47Illegally speaking, I do have to have you say...
03:50I do, I do, I do.
03:52A bloody do.
03:53Excellent.
03:55And will you, the families and friends of Georgia and Ariel,
03:59support and uphold them in their marriage, now, and in the years to come?
04:05We will.
04:06We will.
04:08Then I proclaim you, man and wife, man and wife.
04:16You're still, I can move your foot.
04:36Yeah.
04:38Yeah.
04:45I thought you guys were fighting.
04:52Oh, we just pretended it didn't happen.
04:54We're literally fine now.
04:55Sorry.
04:56In that case...
04:56Polly!
04:57Augie!
04:58Hey!
04:58That was so moving.
05:00Did you see how they were devoring each other?
05:02A lot of times.
05:04I wept through the whole thing.
05:06He's a bit trapped for a sex-positive pseudo-Marxist.
05:08Like me, but I like your dress, Jessica.
05:10You look like... A wave.
05:12A wave crushing on a barren troll.
05:14Is that a compliment? Yeah, in a nice way.
05:16I'll take it as such.
05:18That's not what I was going to say.
05:20Oh, what were you going to say?
05:22It's a powerful dress. You all right, dude?
05:24Well, yeah.
05:26Yes, Georgia. Eat it up.
05:28No crumbs.
05:32In fact, can we just have family, please?
05:36Okay.
05:38And actually, I'd love Daddy actually.
05:40Of course, darling. Daddy's coming up behind you.
05:46And then just me and my groom, please?
05:48Filthy. Filthy.
05:52Oh, wearing white at someone else's wedding.
05:54I mean, that's pretty bold.
05:56Oh, I'm the maid of honor. She's my sister.
05:58Otherwise, I'd be wearing my signature color.
06:00Black.
06:02Oh, yeah. Wearing neutrals is like a way of saying
06:04that you give up, right?
06:06Unless you're a boy with a pretty face.
06:08But I know that you didn't pick this,
06:10so I'm not judging.
06:12You say fun.
06:14You're funny.
06:16How?
06:18Kidding.
06:20You're really funny.
06:22Do you want to hide behind the stables with me and have that?
06:24Hang on.
06:26Congratulations.
06:28Oh, I want to be happy for her. I do.
06:30But it's hard.
06:32Hey, did you ever think when I was an amateur going draws down the sandpit,
06:36I'd be locked down and loved out?
06:38I mean, yeah.
06:39Gonna love a baby riding to me a mustique next week.
06:42That's what he's going to do.
06:44Cool.
06:45Twins.
06:46Oh, shit. Hi.
06:47Congratulations.
06:48Sorry about our big grand entrance.
06:49This is, um...
06:50His girlfriend.
06:51Yeah, this is Jess.
06:52Yes, yeah.
06:53You look so gorgeous.
06:54Really sensual dress.
06:55Oh, you look like one of those beautiful Madame Alexander dolls.
06:58You know, those ones you have to keep in the box or else you'll get spiked.
07:03Chisel pocket.
07:04Uh-oh.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Oh, powdered drugs.
07:07Is that your something borrowed?
07:09What?
07:11I better borrow my drugs?
07:13Then I can't just do them.
07:17Right, well.
07:18Better get on.
07:19Before my groom puts his willies somewhere it doesn't belong.
07:21Yuck.
07:22It's right where it belongs.
07:23Thanks.
07:24You look lovely.
07:25Congrats, old bean.
07:26See you later.
07:27Oh, old bean.
07:29You're talking different, old boy.
07:31Shut up.
07:32You are.
07:33Felix Rahmanov isn't the man with the golden split.
07:36What's up, you big tasser?
07:37I'm good.
07:38Sober for a year.
07:39No way.
07:40Congrats.
07:41Start on Monday.
07:42Giacomo, is that brothel you're running still raking it in?
07:45Matchmaking for high-end individuals.
07:47Absolutely nothing dodgy about it.
07:48Georgia is related to the late queen, by the way.
07:51Wow.
07:52Distant cousins.
07:53Yeah.
07:54August, I obsessed with the royals.
07:55It's weird given his politics, but he's such a royalist.
07:58I used to lie in bed and dream the queen was my mother.
08:01Yikes.
08:02Yeah.
08:03Her whole essence was so cozy.
08:04Are you sure you're not mixing her up with Rue McClanahan?
08:07Who?
08:08The woman from Golden Girls.
08:09No one knows you're nice, babe.
08:10Oh, hey, Wheezy.
08:11Hey.
08:12You all right?
08:13Long time no see, stranger.
08:14Hi.
08:15I think it was, um, premiering in Orpington.
08:18Yeah, yeah, crazy.
08:19Hi.
08:20How are you?
08:21Yeah, good.
08:22We'll say hi later, like, for real.
08:23Sure, we'll do.
08:24We'll do.
08:25I think you're going to get Wheezy back to Orpington and you've got another thing going
08:29up.
08:30He's kidding.
08:31I think she knows about it.
08:32I thought I said only women.
08:33See you guys later.
08:34This is Jess, by the way.
08:35Don't worry.
08:36Don't worry.
08:37Don't worry.
08:38Don't worry.
08:39Don't worry.
08:40Don't worry.
08:41Don't worry.
08:42Don't worry.
08:43Don't worry.
08:44Don't worry.
08:45Don't worry.
08:46Don't worry.
08:47Don't worry.
08:48Don't worry.
08:49See you guys later.
08:50This is Jess, by the way.
08:52Oh, hey.
08:53How are you?
08:54Look what the cat dragged in.
08:56Am I the cat?
08:57I'm Jessica.
08:58Oh.
08:59Honestly, Felix, I've been having so many dreams about you lately.
09:03Oh, yeah?
09:04In some, we kiss in a wind tunnel and in others, I whip you from limb to limb.
09:12So weird.
09:14I love your little bow.
09:15It's actually a Victorian hairpin.
09:18Nice.
09:19It holds a block of hair from Dante Gabriel Rossetti's lover.
09:24Nice.
09:25Okay.
09:26She was poisoned by laudanum.
09:27And he kept her body for three days, praying it back to life.
09:32Where the hell did you get that?
09:34Mushrooms.
09:35You don't need mushrooms, dude.
09:37Come on.
09:38Yes, I do.
09:39Your Homme de Girole.
09:40Where is he?
09:41I have to turn this searing emotional pain into compelling psychedelic imagery.
09:45You'll be all right?
09:46Of course.
09:47Go, Felix.
09:48I will protect her at all coast.
09:50Please, please, please.
09:51Oh, she means it.
09:52Please, please, please, please.
09:53Please, please, please.
09:54Don't worry about us.
09:55I've got the girls.
09:56Girls' Day.
09:57Just us.
09:58Just for my best friends.
10:00Yeah.
10:02Should we go inside?
10:03I want to see what kind of toothpaste they use.
10:05Oh, they don't usually let you go inside.
10:07But I had sex with one of the cousins, so maybe we can try.
10:11That's not your cousin, right?
10:12I don't know.
10:13This house is just for display.
10:16It's been in their family for 4,000 years.
10:19I don't think that's right.
10:21And everyone's buried in the lawn.
10:23I mean, except George's mother because she had intensity issues.
10:27Oh, my, uh, one note would be to replace some of these creepy portraits of men in coats
10:32with creepy portraits of dogs in coats.
10:34I'll pay yourself.
10:36You know what?
10:38If I see Wizzy van der Waal today, I'm gonna kick your ass.
10:41Excuse me?
10:42I'm not a jealous person, as you can see.
10:44I'm free.
10:45I trust myself.
10:46I mean, I'm French.
10:48You're French?
10:49I thought you were from Ohio.
10:51So funny.
10:52I mean, Wizzy was like my sister.
10:55We grew up together, went to school together, came to England together.
10:59We shared everything.
11:00Minds, secrets, bra, panties.
11:02And then I went just one month in Marseille and she seduced Felix.
11:07And honestly, that broke my heart.
11:11But that's why I'm gonna kick your fucking ass today if I saw her.
11:16Okay, I'm sorry.
11:17That's just, that's a lot for me to process.
11:19So basically, she was kind of cheating on you while he was cheating on you.
11:23But it's not about Felix anymore.
11:25It's about justice.
11:27Hmm.
11:29Yeah, I mean, I get it.
11:31I was actually going through a really bad breakup and my ex...
11:35You know what?
11:36I'm bored and hungry.
11:37I'm gonna get some food.
11:38Okay.
11:39Grab me a snack.
11:40Oh my God.
11:41Oh my God.
11:42Oh my God.
11:44Marie Antoinette, you are trash compared to me.
11:52I-Hi!
11:53Wanna f*** me in the loo?
11:54Wanna f*** in the loo, I'll-I'll blow you?
11:55In the bathroom?
11:56I can't hear you want to fuck in the loo I'll I'll blow you in the bathroom
12:10I'll swallow this time yeah later later oh my god hi I love your dress it's more my style
12:24you want to trade oh okay myself making Sussex they are no fucking joke great
12:38just hand it over yeah but just start with one all right
12:43pretty bold of you to show up with your front bitch when all your back bitches are
12:47you mate what are you talking about be fine we're all friends dude what the fuck
12:51are you doing that's all down I don't try dirt and liberation actually I think
12:56could you hold on to these for me for a second one of those chicks from Bridget
12:59and see I'm gonna try to show my car over there all right good luck I've lost my
13:03bird you'll fuck me yes I think I just say bird when I say bird
13:11oh you all right hi hi hi oh hiya whoa okay hi hello you all right
13:29you know I have a child now oh yeah no I heard I heard something about that yeah just stopped
13:38calling me back I married the therapist I saw in order to recover always happy to help is he here
13:46where can I meet him he's 74 so he prefers it at home but I can't find my daughter
13:51anywhere hi I said hi sir darling help me look it's the least you could do um
14:01excuse me have you seen like a small you know like a like a person who's younger
14:07child it's called a child yeah she's looking for a child do you have uh what are those a tough
14:13old tartar no you know if I wasn't clear enough when we last saw each other you're an absolutely
14:26terrible boyfriend world's worst it's a bit excessive don't you think would be one thing if you're just
14:33an asshole but you were sweet romantic and amusing and then you disappeared good luck to whoever you
14:44came here with well what you don't okay
14:50well really taking us left huh can we like can we let go yeah nice to see you though
15:07a little bump for the bride yes but food can be delicious oh I can't wait just a little one
15:22fucking starving
15:24just so you know I'm right out here if you need help with your wee
15:30oh there you are what no no I stopped thinking about you stop following me around
15:37how can I follow you around at a party I'm not even at I may have my flaws but this one's on you
15:43honey where's your boyfriend um he's outside helping a friend locate drugs because he's a very nice fun
15:52guy and I'm helping a little girl go wee talking all English now a month or so on your carry mulligan
15:58of course that's the only British person you've ever heard of you probably jerk off to her nude scene
16:03and shame on repeat you fucking pervert come on now let's not fight
16:08how'd it go
16:12whoa okay that's enough I'm gonna go to the bathroom now
16:18do you still like spit in your mouth
16:39okay I am by myself
17:08you're normal
17:10you're normal
17:12okay beverage sir
17:14oh no I'm alright thank you
17:16actually fuck it
17:19well I'll have one there thanks what's the worst that can happen
17:21you're normal
17:26you're normal
17:27you're a normal girl
17:29you're a normal girl
17:31ghosts don't eat pussy you're a normal girl
17:34like I say
17:39thanks
17:40thanks
17:43okay
17:45okay
17:47I'm telling you happened
17:48what
17:49okay
18:02okay
18:02oh fuck
18:08okay
18:09oh my god
18:33okay
18:34okay
18:39there you go
18:40come on
18:41oh fuck
18:43okay
18:44okay
18:44okay
18:46Okay.
18:48Come on.
18:50Okay.
18:52Okay.
18:54Okay.
18:56Okay.
18:58Okay.
19:00Okay.
19:02Okay.
19:04Okay.
19:06Okay.
19:08Okay.
19:10Hugging my body.
19:12Hugging my body at all.
19:14Okay, hold on my body to the wall.
19:17Okay.
19:18Okay.
19:19Okay.
19:21Okay.
19:26Oh my god.
19:33Ah!
19:37Okay.
19:38I'm just gonna, in this way.
19:50The thing is, it's not a scent bar and it's not a scent lab.
19:53It's a scent closet.
19:55Closet?
19:56Closet.
19:57It was my favorite word when I was a kid.
20:00I haven't even really started yet.
20:02You haven't even started?
20:03Yes, that's why there's been so much drama about it online.
20:06This business that I haven't even started.
20:08My parents both died last week.
20:09Oh, I'm sorry.
20:10Bit of an unfortunate coincidence, but, you know, that's life.
20:13See, the thing about Tess is that you just feel like Batman.
20:15Not on the cool watch.
20:16Who are you?
20:17Like a Batman one.
20:18Where were you last night?
20:19Left me to get a cinema on my ones.
20:20Oh, I was just, like, sleeping.
20:22Oh, how was your fag?
20:23Sorry, that word just sounds terrible.
20:25Um, my mouth.
20:26Um, I don't think I'll get past it.
20:28Are you at table 13?
20:29Yeah.
20:30You're probably up there, right?
20:31No, actually, Daddy thought I'd be more use over here.
20:34I think you just don't want to acknowledge the truth,
20:36which is that Georgia has completely abandoned our Crucian Sandal Company
20:40to organise this wedding.
20:41Oh, hey.
20:43Yeah.
20:44You all right?
20:45Oh, fabulous.
20:47Here I am, sat at the spares table with you.
20:50Sylvia Violet, hi.
20:52That makes you...
20:53Hello, William.
20:54I mean, they say time heals everything, but what if time just makes everything hurt more?
20:57Maybe it's about getting a hobby or something.
20:59I don't know, mate.
21:00Sorry, I'm flailing a bit here.
21:01I don't need a hobby.
21:02I've got a job.
21:03In fact, my job is my hobby.
21:04I'm a fucking earth defender.
21:06Ooh.
21:07It tastes like wine.
21:09Did you have wine?
21:11Uh, no.
21:12It might be like I had a...
21:14Someone gave me one of those Listerine strips.
21:15Might be like, I'm all right, actually, thanks.
21:17Yeah, you can take that.
21:18You can take that away.
21:19Thanks.
21:20Hi.
21:21I'm Jessica.
21:22How are you?
21:23Oh.
21:24You know...
21:26I don't.
21:27Why don't you tell me?
21:28I love feelings I'm American.
21:30This could be your table, darling.
21:32But it could.
21:34Oh.
21:35Teenage sweethearts reunited.
21:38How cute.
21:39Hi, Weezy.
21:40William.
21:41My sweet William.
21:42It's been too long.
21:43How have you been?
21:44Well, quite bad, as you'd imagine.
21:46Because of the pandemic?
21:47Yeah.
21:48It sucks, right?
21:49I mean, we couldn't avoid those big questions, right?
21:52No, it's not that.
21:53All stuck inside.
21:55Poor William just got out of jail.
21:57Worst five months of my life.
21:58Besides when I've studied abroad in Cambodia.
22:06Why were you in jail?
22:07Huh?
22:08What were you in jail for?
22:09Uh, well, if you ask them sexual assault.
22:11Dang.
22:12So come on, how's the sandal innovating going?
22:15SV, why are you being offish with me?
22:17I know you.
22:18I don't know.
22:19Why don't you take a few wild guesses?
22:20Felix?
22:21Let's go.
22:22Oh, is it going to be like this all night?
22:24You made them leave.
22:25You put them off their dinner.
22:26You can go, too, if you like.
22:28Oh.
22:29Go on.
22:30You're kind of hurting my hand.
22:33What's going on?
22:34I don't know.
22:35It's weird.
22:36I didn't think he'd be here.
22:37It's weird.
22:38You know what I like about SV?
22:39We're roundly misunderstood, but we don't do rape.
22:41Oh, great.
22:42We never have.
22:43That's good to know.
22:44We never will.
22:45You're right.
22:46We need some rape music.
22:47What?
22:48Rap music.
22:49She means rap music.
22:50The pronunciation should be a bit better.
22:51She's been here a while now.
22:52Wheezy.
22:53When you go, stop playing.
22:54Oh, come on.
22:55You don't stop playing.
22:56Oh, come on.
22:57You don't stop playing.
22:58I can tell you got big, big energy.
23:00I can tell you got big, big energy.
23:01Make them sing to this thing like a melody.
23:03And if your girl ain't right, I got a remedy.
23:05It ain't too idiotic that can handle me.
23:08Bad chick, I could be a fantasy.
23:10Tell me how you want...
23:12Little girl's room.
23:13You need a drink?
23:14Not unless it's tightly sealed.
23:16Honestly, he should really talk to Jeremy and Sam
23:19because they got into similar scrapes this year as well.
23:21Oh, awesome.
23:22So we're at the rape table?
23:23That's it?
23:24Uh, grey area.
23:25Settled out of court table, mostly.
23:27I need to make like an announcement or something, Jess.
23:29They need to know.
23:30I need to say something.
23:31Not now.
23:32But did you hear that poor William has had his passport revoked?
23:34Now, I also, I don't think raping is nice at all.
23:37But not being able to spend the holes at his uncle's llama sack.
23:39Oh, God!
23:40Not the llama farm!
23:42Yeah, no, that's...
23:43Yeah, it's sad.
23:45It is sad, actually.
23:47Have you not seen Hyacinth?
23:49No, sorry.
23:50No.
23:51Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
23:55From the moment Georgia Peach was born, I thought, by God, that's a beautiful girl.
24:07You know, all the boys will be shoving each other out of the way for this one.
24:12Oh, dear.
24:14You know, I lost my wife.
24:20I wasn't attracted to.
24:27Great self.
24:28Sorry.
24:29Sorry.
24:30Sorry.
24:31Let's give it up for Dad.
24:37For those of you who know I'm not much of a writer, I take some morse code.
24:42But this woman, she does something to me.
24:49The night falls, but her face remains the sun.
24:55Eyes like the morning.
24:57Lips like cinnamon buns.
24:59Hi, Hester.
25:00Hi.
25:01Hello.
25:02Good evening, all.
25:03I am Auriel's favourite cousin, Jetta, and I'm here to bring a new vibe.
25:20Thank God.
25:21Now, what I think this wedding needs is just a little bit of cunt.
25:28And speaking of, thank you, Georgia, for flying me out here first class and for having me dripping in diamonds from my head all the way down to my toes.
25:39You're welcome, my angel.
25:41Now, how could I possibly begin to thank the best cousins in the world by letting you be the first to hear my new single?
25:51And so, without further ado, please enjoy the future EDM classic.
25:56I'm horny.
25:58Monday, I'm horny.
26:07Tuesday, I'm horny.
26:09Wednesday, you or me.
26:11Thursday, I'm horny.
26:13Friday, I'm horny.
26:15Sunday, I'm horny.
26:16Sunday, I'm horny.
26:19Just horny.
26:20Always.
26:22Hey, come on!
26:23Don't just stand there.
26:24Show me where you're here.
26:26I'm horny.
26:28I'm so fucking horny.
26:30I'm horny.
26:32I'm horny.
26:34I'm horny.
26:36I'm horny.
26:38I'm horny.
26:40I'm horny.
26:42October 3rd, June.
26:44Hurw.
26:46Horny.
26:48Horny.
26:50Horny.
26:52Horny.
26:54Thank you. Thank you, everyone.
27:02Wow. Now everybody, get on the dance floor and shake what your mama gave you.
27:12Have it called Diet Coke?
27:15We have Coke light?
27:17Okay, fine. Whatever you have.
27:19Okay? Sorry, I'm having a bit of a nervous breakdown.
27:22Breakdown?
27:22There's a sexual psalter at the table.
27:26Are you okay?
27:27No.
27:31I don't have to get so worked up about it.
27:33We can just talk about it calmly, like when you don't know.
27:35Really? Worked up? You think I'm worked up?
27:38Well, yeah, you're like telling it, like you're shouting it.
27:41Like, what do you-
27:42You don't even care.
27:43What are you going to achieve? Send him to double jail?
27:45Okay, I'm sorry.
27:47First of all, don't ever tell me to talk calmly.
27:49Don't tell any woman to be calm.
27:50You're not going to be calm.
27:52Don't, don't, don't.
27:53Okay. This is me.
28:00Sorry.
28:01The Frenchies are going at it, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
28:17Yeah, go have fun, have a dance.
28:19Awesome, mate.
28:20We always wanted to see a French woman, slap a French woman.
28:32We don't have anything to do with a bitch.
28:35We don't have a bitch.
28:36Yeah, we don't have a bitch.
28:38I'm sorry.
28:39I'm sorry.
28:40I'm sorry.
28:41I'm sorry.
28:42I'm sorry.
28:43I'm sorry.
28:44I'm sorry.
28:59I'm starving.
29:00Aren't they going to bring food out?
29:02No.
29:03No, they're never going to bring food out.
29:04It's a wedding.
29:05It's a British wedding.
29:06You know what, I've had to adjust to a lot here and I think I've done a pretty good job
29:09considering when I read the word estate I thought I'd be living somewhere like this.
29:13you for like one night, just one night. One night to what? Just say it. Shut the fuck up. No, of just
29:18like playing along with, I don't know, the customs of our country or whatever. The customs of our
29:22country? Who are you? Edith fucking Wharton? I'll fit in. I'll be whoever you want me to be. Who do
29:27you want me to be? You've never done that. I've never seen you do that. If anyone needs to rein
29:31it in, it's you. I do it all the time. I'm always reining it in for you. But seriously, Felix, who
29:37are these people? They're fucking like crazy, fancy freaks. They're cheerful, but they're not
29:42kind and they're horny, but they're not warm. Is this what your family is like? Please
29:47stop talking about my fucking family. I've asked you to leave that. I've told you everything
29:51there is to know about that. And every time we talk about it, you just start talking about
29:55yourself. So it's just like pointless. Oh, really? I gave so much to you and I was trying to help
30:01you, but it's fine. I mean, let's talk about you then. You're in there saying old boy and
30:06young chap. I feel like I don't even know you. It's like, I get it. You went to the Harry Potter
30:10school for like naughty indie boys. Do you think I like these people? I don't fucking
30:13like these people either, Jess. Then why are we here? Because it's who I know. And
30:17for a long time before I met you, I was very fucking lonely. So I went to the parties and
30:21I drank the booze and I played the fucking games. I'm just playing the game, Jess, like
30:24a normal person so I can be around people. Okay, well, I'm here now. So why do we have
30:28to play the game? It's not like you're fucking authentic all the time. When you're around me,
30:35you pretend to be this warm, gushy feelings person. And then I hear you on the phone with
30:38your mom and you're like talking about what you ate and shitting on people that you're
30:42mad at. What the fuck else am I supposed to talk about? I'm just saying that I feel like
30:47it's normal for people to like adjust their behavior depending on the situation they're
30:51in. Like I don't think it's fair for you to punish me for that. I was just asking you
30:57to be normal for like one night because I wanted you to support me because I don't find these
31:01situations very fucking easy. I've spent the whole week talking about my feelings. And in
31:07case you haven't noticed, that's not something I'm very fucking good at. It's not something
31:10anyone in this country is very good at. I was just asking you to cut me some fucking
31:14slack for like one night.
31:16all you do is cut yourself slack, Felix.
31:24All right. Well, if that's how you feel, then you should like probably just go home or something.
31:30I'll just find my way home in the dark. That's a vibe. I just want to stop doing this. That's all.
31:35You're probably just pissed because your little ex-girlfriends are in there. You probably fucking
31:38love them fighting over you. Is it that basic, Jess? I don't think that's the issue. Like I have good
31:43relationships with all these people. Are you kidding me? They fucking hate you. They want to
31:49put spears in your stomach. You don't fucking know anything about any of that. You've met
31:53them for like three seconds. Whatever. Maybe they're bad girlfriends. You don't know. Yeah,
31:57like me. Why are we saying like girlfriend? Like we're nine years old. This is so fucking stupid.
32:04It is like such a dumb conversation. Why are you never saying it? You don't say it.
32:17Bus is over there somewhere. Thanks. See ya. Please stay. Have fucking fun. This was fun.
32:23Thanks for the talk. That was a really nice evening. I enjoyed it. Thank God you're still here.
32:38She trained me, Jane. She trained me well. Because now, whenever I step into a room,
32:45damn you're needy. The first thing I smell before I see it, before I hear it, is a girl in need of that
32:57kind of love. And I swoop in. And for a moment, I'm her knight in shining armor. But little by slowly,
33:09she starts to hate me.
33:15They told me you couldn't be done. Just to recognize for without hurting anyone. And I'm
33:23running away. I come out. I can't see you later. La, la, la, la. La, la, la. See you later.
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