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00:00:00Transcription by CastingWords

00:00:30I need more!

00:01:00More?

00:01:02More!

00:01:14It's...

00:01:17Perfect!

00:01:18I want everyone to know who's responsible for all this.

00:01:30I'm telling all my friends about you.

00:01:33Oh, no.

00:01:34Come on!

00:01:51Give it to me!

00:01:52You hit like a girl!

00:01:57Come on!

00:01:59Give it to me, you bitch!

00:02:02Why are you being so mean?

00:02:04Okay.

00:02:06Stop!

00:02:08Stop!

00:02:09Okay, that's it.

00:02:17Amateur!

00:02:18And for the record!

00:02:20Stop!

00:02:22It's not!

00:02:23The safe word.

00:02:24Pussy!

00:02:29Pussy!

00:02:43Pussy!

00:02:44Hi, guys.

00:02:58Hi.

00:02:59Hi.

00:03:10Hi.

00:03:11Welcome to the Pirate's Booty.

00:03:13I'll be your serving wench.

00:03:32Hello, Enrique.

00:03:34Oh, mira quién es, Señora Perfecta y su grupo de sus idiotas.

00:03:39Todas con sus chichis más grandes que su cabeza.

00:03:43No me gusta esta verdura.

00:03:50Bunny's on her way.

00:03:55Finally.

00:03:56Girl.

00:03:57You look good.

00:03:58I'm not a girl.

00:03:59I'm a woman.

00:04:03I'm a woman.

00:04:10I'm not a girl, man.

00:04:11I'm a girl.

00:04:12All right.

00:04:13All right.

00:04:15How's it hangin', Dale?

00:04:25I'm good, you?

00:04:26Limp, loose, full of juice.

00:04:29Okay, gross.

00:04:33So then what do you think is more important?

00:04:36Great sex or true love?

00:04:39Great sex, duh.

00:04:41Hey, Bunny, go check out Cassie's new eye shadow.

00:04:49It's called Parfait Kapow.

00:04:52Oh, shit.

00:04:54Ow, Kapow.

00:04:55It may be a bit much.

00:04:58I think it's just a cry for attention, honestly.

00:05:01I mean, what do you think, Lawrence?

00:05:03Do you think Cassie's just being an attention whore with the way that she looks?

00:05:07Well, there's definitely some of that going on around here.

00:05:11And what does that mean?

00:05:16He was calling you an attention whore.

00:05:18Oh, that's ridiculous.

00:05:21Selfie!

00:05:26Come on, an attention whore?

00:05:29I mean, really.

00:05:30What about Bunny?

00:05:31I am not a whore, Brandy.

00:05:35I am a slut.

00:05:36There is a big difference.

00:05:38And Cassie is not looking for attention.

00:05:42She's just hiding from something behind all this.

00:05:46Thank you, Bunny.

00:05:49I got your back, girlfriend.

00:05:54So, how'd the day go, Doctor?

00:05:57What's-his-face?

00:05:59It ended early.

00:06:00Oh, no.

00:06:01You didn't.

00:06:02Let me guess.

00:06:03You told him.

00:06:04The plan, of course.

00:06:07I had to.

00:06:08You know how I feel about being upfront and honest.

00:06:12I'd just like to lay all the cards on the table so we have a strong basis to build our future.

00:06:16Hey, Lawrence.

00:06:22Can you help me with something?

00:06:24Uh, yeah.

00:06:25Hold on.

00:06:27Oh, God!

00:06:29Brandy!

00:06:30Jeez!

00:06:31What?

00:06:33Amber.

00:06:35You know that men are cum blind.

00:06:37They can't even think about a future with you, and they're wondering if you'll have sex with them.

00:06:42He's right.

00:06:43Wait, a guy can't even know the real you until after you've had sex.

00:06:47Exactly.

00:06:48And it's she, Brandy.

00:06:50Whew, right.

00:06:51Sorry.

00:06:52So, until sex is out of the way, your plan is pointless.

00:06:56He's right.

00:06:57She's right.

00:06:58Ha!

00:06:59It's just too much pressure.

00:07:01Step one in building a meaningful relationship is getting the pressure of sex out of the way.

00:07:06Just be cute, have sex, then you surprise him with the plan after he says,

00:07:12Yes, I do.

00:07:14Mmm, I don't know.

00:07:16And don't tell them you work here, because you want to meet a doctor.

00:07:20A rich doctor.

00:07:21And then get married and have a child.

00:07:23It's two children, Shiloh and Loretto.

00:07:26Wait, which one was a girl?

00:07:28It could go either way.

00:07:31And one dog.

00:07:32A shih tzu.

00:07:33Schnauzer.

00:07:33Snap.

00:07:34Max.

00:07:38Vacations in Spain.

00:07:40Private schools.

00:07:42Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:07:44Never gonna happen.

00:07:48Lawrence.

00:07:48If you look close, you can see your future.

00:07:55What is wrong with you?

00:07:59I think you're all wrong.

00:08:01I will meet my doctor.

00:08:02Your rich doctor.

00:08:03Thank you, Dale.

00:08:05Mm-hmm.

00:08:05And he will be just as excited about the plan as I am.

00:08:08And we will get married and have our children.

00:08:11And then I will be happy.

00:08:13Do you think you could find happiness without the plan?

00:08:18No.

00:08:20Control freak.

00:08:21I am not a control freak.

00:08:25I just tell what I want.

00:08:27What's wrong with that?

00:08:28Listen, Amber, you're a great catch.

00:08:30But your big plan is getting in the way of your other options.

00:08:35Other options?

00:08:39Amber, we all want family, kids.

00:08:44Vacation in the Caribbean.

00:08:45It's actually Hawaii, which my husband will join me and the kids on every now and then.

00:08:51So your husband will only join you every now and then?

00:08:56Bunny.

00:08:58Someone has got to be the doctor, and someone has got to live the doctor lifestyle.

00:09:03You can't do both.

00:09:04There's just not enough time.

00:09:06Everyone, can I get your attention?

00:09:08Everyone, come on over here, please.

00:09:10Everyone.

00:09:10Um, this is Dawn.

00:09:13Dawn, this is everyone.

00:09:14Dawn is the new pirate booties hostess.

00:09:16Hey, Dawn.

00:09:17Bye-bye.

00:09:18Just don't listen to any one of them about anything.

00:09:21Uh, okay.

00:09:22So please treat her better than you treat your...

00:09:24each other.

00:09:25And me.

00:09:26Especially me.

00:09:28Uh, so we have a full house tonight.

00:09:30Um, so go out there and do the best you can.

00:09:34Be the best booty you can be.

00:09:36Yeah, actually, legally, we're not allowed to say that anymore, so...

00:09:39Oh.

00:09:39Okay.

00:09:40Be the best wench you can be.

00:09:43Ironically, that's fine.

00:09:44So I don't...

00:09:45She wasn't...

00:09:45Wasn't pointed.

00:09:46Ah!

00:09:48God damn.

00:09:50Uh, Cassie, hi.

00:09:51Uh, wow.

00:09:52Woo-hoo.

00:09:53Cassie.

00:09:54Um, wow, you got a lot of makeup on today.

00:09:59So I'm gonna need you to remove just some of it.

00:10:01Maybe the eyeliner around the...

00:10:04Around the lips.

00:10:06You're like 90% troll doll now, so I need you to tone it.

00:10:09We need to tone it down.

00:10:09Just back it up.

00:10:12If I had a beep sound, I'd be beeping right now.

00:10:14All right?

00:10:15So, okay.

00:10:17Yikes.

00:10:17If you wanna get out of the light and maybe go over there,

00:10:21just wipe off some of your precious, that'd be great.

00:10:24All right, Brandy.

00:10:25Wow.

00:10:26Okay, we need to button those up, all right?

00:10:28I want the customers to focus on the specials

00:10:30and not what's special about you.

00:10:32Let's kill.

00:10:34Okay.

00:10:35All right, so we have a table full of docks tonight.

00:10:36So, Amber, we are gonna make sure that you are

00:10:39as far away from them as possible.

00:10:41Bunny, you're on the docks tonight, all right?

00:10:42It'll be fun watching them try to figure you out.

00:10:44Hear that?

00:10:45I am on the docks.

00:10:47Don't worry, Ryan.

00:10:48I will get all over those docks.

00:10:51Don't do that.

00:10:51All over those...

00:10:54Don't do that.

00:10:54Docks.

00:10:55See, that's it.

00:10:55Now I'm locking the supply closet.

00:10:57You are a buzzkill.

00:10:59Moan.

00:11:00You don't have to moan.

00:11:01Stop moaning.

00:11:03Will you knock it off?

00:11:04This is a workplace.

00:11:07Okay, listen.

00:11:08All right.

00:11:08Everybody, just go out there and pretend to be somebody

00:11:11that you're not already pretending not to be.

00:11:14Are you insinuating that I am pretending to be

00:11:18something I am not?

00:11:25Okay, let's do pirate booties.

00:11:27Let's do a thing where we all team it up

00:11:30and let's put a cloud, okay?

00:11:32All right, on the count of three,

00:11:33everyone, just go out there.

00:11:35What's up, Enrique?

00:11:46Hola, cara de puta.

00:11:48Right.

00:11:48Hi.

00:11:53Whoa.

00:11:54I am beat.

00:11:56How'd you do?

00:11:58Good.

00:11:59You?

00:11:59Pretty good.

00:12:00Bunny?

00:12:01I made $300 in tips.

00:12:05And I also got two numbers from some rich doctors

00:12:09that I plan to have sex with and never see again.

00:12:13That's a shock.

00:12:14Actually, doc shock happens when I show them my big...

00:12:18Selfie!

00:12:19Just our faces.

00:12:20And a little booby.

00:12:23So what are you doing tonight, Amber?

00:12:25Um, well, my aunt died.

00:12:28Oh, condolences.

00:12:29No, actually, it happened a while ago

00:12:31and I didn't really know her.

00:12:33But thanks.

00:12:35Anyway, my mom is selling the house

00:12:36at the end of the summer,

00:12:37but she doesn't want to leave it bacon until then.

00:12:40I guess the realtor told her

00:12:41that bad things can happen to bacon houses.

00:12:43So, she told me that I could stay there

00:12:59until it sells if I want to.

00:13:01Where is it?

00:13:02It's only a couple miles away.

00:13:04What's it like?

00:13:05I've actually never been there,

00:13:07but I heard it's cute.

00:13:08Apparently, everything's still there,

00:13:21just the way she left it.

00:13:22And my aunt was a huge wine lover,

00:13:37and I guess there are still several cases.

00:13:40I'm going there now.

00:13:52You guys should come with me.

00:13:54Free booze.

00:13:55Interesting.

00:13:57Hey, you guys should stay there this summer with me.

00:14:00It'll be fun,

00:14:01and there's a resort-style spa and pool.

00:14:03It'll be like a vacation home.

00:14:07A staycation.

00:14:18No!

00:14:33Did your aunt live there alone?

00:14:40No, she lived there with someone

00:14:41my mom refers to as the love of her life,

00:14:45who died a long time ago.

00:14:47I guess she never really left the house much after that.

00:14:55Oh, mother of God!

00:14:58That fucking hurt!

00:14:59Lord!

00:15:01Something just pushed me in a pool.

00:15:02Something just hit me in the head with a wine bottle.

00:15:05What are you around here?

00:15:05I don't know!

00:15:08Oh, what the hell's going on in here?

00:15:11I'm trying to attack!

00:15:13No, no, no!

00:15:14No, no!

00:15:15No, no!

00:15:15Get out of here!

00:15:16Get out of here!

00:15:19Oh, no!

00:15:20Oh, my God!

00:15:21Go, go, go, go!

00:15:22Go, go, go, go!

00:15:25Ah!

00:15:26Did your aunt die in the house?

00:15:36No.

00:15:37She had a heart attack or something in the library she worked in.

00:15:40Wow, librarian, loner, why no?

00:15:43What a dynamic life she must have led.

00:15:45All I know is it's a free house for the summer.

00:15:49You guys want in?

00:15:50I have a date tonight, but I think I can stop by on the way.

00:15:53Yeah, same.

00:15:54I have this thing with this guy in about an hour, but maybe I can stop by before we start.

00:15:58Uh, remember, Doc Shock, it's a real thing, and it's happening tonight.

00:16:04Besides, I already have my own little love nest.

00:16:07I call it the Stabin' Cabin.

00:16:09Ew!

00:16:10What?

00:16:12I have no interest in moving into some cat house with you all.

00:16:16No offense, I just think it'll cramp my style.

00:16:20You have style?

00:16:21You have cramp?

00:16:22Don't even go there, girlfriend.

00:16:28It's kind of cute.

00:16:52It's really cute, right?

00:16:53Aw, it's not bad.

00:16:56Alrighty, ready.

00:16:58Why is this here?

00:17:02I don't know.

00:17:04My mom told me my aunt always said this house had great energy.

00:17:08Are you sure this is it?

00:17:10I'll try the key.

00:17:11Hopefully it's as cute as my mom says it is.

00:17:23Oh.

00:17:25My.

00:17:26God.

00:17:26It's so cute!

00:17:28It's so cute.

00:17:33Wow.

00:17:36So, your aunt lived here all alone like this.

00:17:41That's what my mom said.

00:17:46Wow.

00:17:46Hey, what's this old thing?

00:18:06That's a radio.

00:18:10And a turntable.

00:18:16A record player.

00:18:18Really?

00:18:20How's it work?

00:18:21I don't know.

00:18:22Hey, what's this?

00:18:24Hey, Amber.

00:18:28Hey, what's this?

00:18:31Hey, Amber.

00:18:32Is this your aunt?

00:18:36Yeah.

00:18:37Who's the guy?

00:18:39that must be the love of her life who died here like 30 years ago him yeah he's got huge hands

00:19:09I found my room oh my god this is so cute

00:19:16hmm there's something about this piece of art it really speaks to me

00:19:33that's because it looks like a paddle a whip and a riding crop

00:19:36that's it

00:19:38selfie

00:19:43okay

00:19:47my phone is off

00:19:54that's weird

00:19:58I'll take it with mine

00:20:00mine won't turn on

00:20:04here

00:20:05yeah mine too

00:20:09mine won't even turn on

00:20:12no phone

00:20:16no internet

00:20:18they were completely cut off from the outside world

00:20:22you mean

00:20:23we're in a dead zone

00:20:27okay guys stop it you are gonna freak me out I'm staying here alone remember

00:20:33are you sure you're all alone

00:20:37she's all alone until she gets in the shower

00:20:41and then it's dead I get it okay okay I get it now a toast to an unforgettable summer

00:20:49in the house of death I'll stay here with you this summer Amber what about you Brandy no selfies I'll let you know tomorrow

00:21:00if there is a tomorrow

00:21:03okay Ams I gotta run

00:21:07yeah me too but thank you

00:21:09have fun tonight

00:21:12oh yeah stay out of trouble

00:21:14you stay out of trouble

00:21:15oh right

00:21:16seriously what trouble could possibly find me here

00:21:20and you just remember your safety word

00:21:23I always do

00:21:24but I never use it

00:21:26hope you're not gonna be too bored here all by yourself

00:21:32I'm sure I'll find something to keep me occupied

00:21:34yeah Bob your battery operated boyfriend

00:21:37oh Buzz right here Buzz

00:21:39oh Buzz

00:21:41I love you

00:21:42you girls are sick

00:21:43have fun Amber

00:21:45see you later Am

00:21:53damn

00:21:55I should have brought Buzz

00:22:07oh

00:22:09oh

00:22:13oh

00:22:15oh

00:22:16that was weird

00:22:21oh

00:22:25oh

00:22:27oh

00:22:29oh

00:22:31oh

00:22:33oh

00:22:35oh

00:22:36oh

00:22:37Oh, Amber.

00:22:54I thought...

00:23:00How much have I had to drink?

00:23:03I gotta go to bed.

00:23:33Aunt Catherine. You animal, you.

00:24:03...

00:24:09I thought I...

00:24:39He needs some sleep.

00:25:09He needs some sleep.

00:25:11He needs some sleep.

00:25:15He needs some sleep.

00:25:17He needs some sleep.

00:25:21He needs some sleep.

00:25:31Oh, my God.

00:26:01Oh, my God.

00:26:31Oh, my God.

00:27:01Oh, my God.

00:27:08Oh, my God.

00:27:10Oh, my God.

00:27:16Oh, my God.

00:27:19This house does have good energy.

00:27:23Good morning, Enrique.

00:27:29Hola.

00:27:31Vete a tu casa a ser bebés.

00:27:34I'm doing good, too.

00:27:36How was your date?

00:27:40Oh, epically awful.

00:27:42I don't understand why guys treat me like I'm a hooker or something.

00:27:45It's like we meet up at the bar, and then right away they push me into the men's bathroom for a make-out session.

00:27:51And then in the car they grab my head and just push it into their crotch.

00:27:56Mmm.

00:27:57This is a bad date?

00:27:58Okay, where exactly did you meet this guy?

00:28:02I just want guys to want to get to know me first.

00:28:05Told you.

00:28:06Come blind.

00:28:08How was Doc Shock?

00:28:10Surprised the hell out of them.

00:28:12I mean, you'd think they'd never seen a dick before.

00:28:16Grody.

00:28:17So it was a bust.

00:28:18Oh, no.

00:28:19I'm seeing them both again.

00:28:22Really?

00:28:24That's crazy.

00:28:27Is that what it takes to actually land one of these dogs?

00:28:30Honey, all you need is the right attitude.

00:28:34And apparently some additional equipment.

00:28:37They both said they've never been with a woman like me before.

00:28:40Because you're not.

00:28:42How was your date, Brandy?

00:28:44Lame.

00:28:45These guys always act all tough, like they can really dish it out.

00:28:49I mean, I'm screaming at them.

00:28:51Harder!

00:28:52Harder!

00:28:54I mean, I really want a serious beating.

00:28:56They're afraid they're actually going to hurt me or something.

00:28:59They don't understand.

00:29:00That's the point.

00:29:02I want the pain.

00:29:04I love the pain.

00:29:07Girl, I hear ya.

00:29:09You guys have to see the video I just posted.

00:29:12Do you see them?

00:29:14Oh, I see them.

00:29:16Oh my gosh, Cassie.

00:29:17Are you seeing this?

00:29:18Yes.

00:29:19Oh, I could play with them all day.

00:29:20Oh my God.

00:29:21They are so perky.

00:29:22I just want to cuddle and snuggle with them.

00:29:24Oh, I just want to eat them all up.

00:29:26They're just so bouncy.

00:29:28You just want to get your hands all over them.

00:29:30I just want to put my face right in the middle.

00:29:32Boing.

00:29:33Boing.

00:29:34Boing.

00:29:35Boing.

00:29:36Boing.

00:29:37Boing.

00:29:39More videos of kittens?

00:29:41Girls, this is getting gratuitous.

00:29:44Oh, Bunny, you're overreacting.

00:29:51Hey, Amber.

00:29:54Hey, how was last night in the granny cabin?

00:29:59I don't really know how to describe it.

00:30:02It was almost like there was a ghost in the house with me.

00:30:06Or something.

00:30:08Oh my gosh.

00:30:09Did it hurt you?

00:30:11No.

00:30:14There's this warm energy all around me.

00:30:18And I had the most amazing dream.

00:30:22I was having sex.

00:30:24With who?

00:30:26Or what?

00:30:28I don't know.

00:30:29But it wasn't like it was a dream.

00:30:32It was like it was real, you know?

00:30:35I totally read this somewhere.

00:30:37They call it like paranormal passion.

00:30:39Spectrophilia.

00:30:40It's people who have sex with ghosts.

00:30:44Is that even real?

00:30:45Oh, everything on the internet is real.

00:30:49Where did you find that?

00:30:52You spend enough time on the internet searching for fetish porn and you come across just about

00:30:57everything.

00:30:59Was it scary?

00:31:01No.

00:31:02No.

00:31:03It was exciting.

00:31:04And fun.

00:31:09Fun?

00:31:10I don't remember hearing that in your perfect plan.

00:31:14I want paranormal passion.

00:31:16Can I still move into the house with you?

00:31:18Of course.

00:31:19Count me in.

00:31:20I want to take a stab at your ghost.

00:31:22Oh, now you're interested.

00:31:24Mm-hmm.

00:31:25Also, for the record, I never said it was a ghost.

00:31:27I didn't see anything.

00:31:28Oh, no.

00:31:29It's a ghost all right.

00:31:31And I'm going to give it to it so good, I'm going to raise the dead.

00:31:37What about you, Brandy?

00:31:38Do you want to get it on with Amber's ghost?

00:31:41Hmm.

00:31:42Was it rough?

00:31:43Like, at all?

00:31:44No.

00:31:45It was really gentle.

00:31:46Boring.

00:31:47Oh, come on, Brandy.

00:31:48And spend the rest of my summer having gentle vanilla sex with the invisible man.

00:31:54No, thank you.

00:31:55Brandy, it's going to be fun.

00:31:56There's that word again.

00:31:57Brandy.

00:31:58Please.

00:31:59Please.

00:32:00Please.

00:32:01Please.

00:32:02Please.

00:32:03Please.

00:32:04Please.

00:32:05Please.

00:32:06Please.

00:32:07Please.

00:32:08Please.

00:32:09Please.

00:32:10Please.

00:32:11Put it in.

00:32:12I'm not sure what your Observer is about, but if there's no action, I'm totally leaving.

00:32:13Awesome.

00:32:14But we probably shouldn't go there alone just in case.

00:32:17Hey, guys, do you want to come with us to Amber's aunt's house tonight after work?

00:32:22She says it's scary.

00:32:26I did not.

00:32:27And there's a lot of Boo's.

00:32:29Okay, yeah, no problem.

00:32:31And bad girls that need a Spanking Lawrence?

00:32:36Yeah, I'll come

00:32:39Great, it's settled

00:32:41We'll all go bang Amber's ghost

00:32:44What?

00:32:56You girls stay here

00:32:57We're gonna go inside and make sure that it's safe

00:32:58Oh, God

00:33:00Okay, let the men have their manly moment

00:33:04What are you doing?

00:33:10What? The men, right?

00:33:11Oh, so now you want to be a man?

00:33:13Dale, even as a girl

00:33:15I'm twice the man you wish you were

00:33:17Okay, let's go

00:33:34Power's out

00:33:46Come on

00:33:47Are you cupping my balls?

00:33:58Sorry, it's instinctual

00:34:00This is stupid

00:34:13This switch doesn't work

00:34:16Let's get some wine

00:34:20Great, hey, where's the wine at?

00:34:23I'll show you

00:34:24Lawrence, can you help me?

00:34:29Yeah, sure

00:34:32What do you think?

00:34:33Oh, it's divine

00:34:35Lawrence, what are you doing to me?

00:34:39Lawrence, you dirty dog

00:34:41I'm gonna get my bags

00:34:43Well, I'm gonna get the bunny go round

00:34:45God, what is wrong with you?

00:34:48Let's go to the bathroom

00:34:49There's a towel rack in there

00:34:50You can tie me to it

00:34:52You know

00:34:54I might actually like you

00:34:57If there wasn't so much

00:34:58You

00:35:01All the time

00:35:02God, that girl is so weird

00:35:07Lawrence

00:35:09Can you please help me with the rest of my stuff?

00:35:12Yeah, sure

00:35:14Thank you

00:35:15Mark me

00:35:30Thanks, girl

00:35:32Dibs

00:35:44Oh, ghost

00:35:53Come out, come out

00:35:56Wherever you are

00:35:57You guys are being ridiculous

00:36:00I'm sure there's nothing here

00:36:02I probably imagined it

00:36:04What happened?

00:36:05Amber had sex with a ghost

00:36:07And she liked it

00:36:09A lot

00:36:11Really?

00:36:13Now, was that a part of your plan?

00:36:15Because I don't remember hearing anything about ghost sex

00:36:18It is an amendment to the plan

00:36:21Oh, so the plan can be amended

00:36:24Whoa

00:36:27Okay, that was weird

00:36:30I'm just gonna put that back here

00:36:32Yeah

00:36:32Don't want that to happen again

00:36:33Thanks

00:36:34Oh, no problem

00:36:35Looks like everything's falling for you now

00:36:37That was really corny

00:36:41Well, I am from Nebraska

00:36:43And that's corn country

00:36:44Oh, right

00:36:46Amber, I've

00:36:47Um, Amber

00:36:49About this perfect plan of yours

00:36:52Yes

00:36:53Well, I've been thinking

00:36:54Wait, wait, wait

00:36:58When there's something strange in the neighborhood

00:37:09Who are you gonna call?

00:37:12Ghost

00:37:13Ghost

00:37:14Ghost

00:37:15Ghost

00:37:16Ghost

00:37:18Ghost

00:37:20That's what I'm talking about

00:37:25Um, you're doing all this to get some stuff done

00:37:42To complete the plan

00:37:44Right, complete the plan so you can be happy

00:37:47Yes

00:37:49Will

00:37:50Whoa

00:37:52Shit, what was that?

00:37:54A box?

00:37:55I guess it came from up there

00:37:58Oh

00:38:14Oh

00:38:24Oh, that's my horny phantom.

00:38:26Come on in, give it to me.

00:38:28Give it to me.

00:38:31Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

00:38:39What you doing?

00:38:43Checking me out?

00:38:51Hey, did you just run out?

00:38:54Oh, hell no!

00:38:57Um, so I'm completing the plan so I can be happy.

00:39:01Right.

00:39:01Well, I guess my point is, why wait for all that?

00:39:05I mean, you're doing all this just so you can be happy, but what if you can find a way to be happy without the plan?

00:39:14Um...

00:39:14And that would, that would open up so many other opportunities.

00:39:20Because then I can date other people?

00:39:23Right.

00:39:24Other people.

00:39:30Oh!

00:39:31God!

00:39:36Oh, why is it doing that?

00:39:38Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:39:39Come on.

00:39:41This place is weird.

00:39:43I'm going to go check out the backyard.

00:39:45Yeah, I'll come with you.

00:39:46Okay.

00:39:50Forget this place.

00:39:52The bunny go-round is out of business.

00:39:55I got an entire male dance team I could be with tonight.

00:39:58Not here with some transphobic ghost who doesn't know a good thing when he sees it.

00:40:02Things are getting interesting around here.

00:40:09I'll get my bag.

00:40:11I'll get wine.

00:40:12What the hell tripped me?

00:40:31What the hell tripped me?

00:40:33I'm all in the hurry.

00:40:34I'm all in the這δ

00:40:37The bunny gang

00:40:38Okay.

00:40:43I'm all in the stars.

00:40:45I don't know.

00:41:15I swear I put this over here.

00:41:31There's something strange going on here, man.

00:41:33Like what?

00:41:35I don't know.

00:41:36Well, the smoke-along was probably a low battery or something.

00:41:41Yeah, I guess.

00:41:45Ow!

00:41:47What the hell was that?

00:41:51Huh.

00:41:53Pinecone.

00:41:55You know, I've never been hit by a pinecone.

00:42:00Lucky you.

00:42:06Ow!

00:42:07Florence, that really hurt, man.

00:42:09I didn't do it.

00:42:10Really?

00:42:15What was that?

00:42:18What was that?

00:42:19Oh, dude.

00:42:24What happened?

00:42:26Damn it, Florence!

00:42:27That is it!

00:42:28Oh!

00:42:30Oh, dude!

00:42:31What happened?

00:42:33Damn it, Lawrence.

00:42:35That is it!

00:42:36Oh

00:42:39What happened damn it Lawrence

00:43:06You are real

00:43:21Whoa

00:43:27What happened

00:43:29Amber

00:43:31You need to know that

00:43:32Susie

00:43:35Oh no

00:43:37It's fine

00:43:40Are you okay

00:43:41Yeah

00:43:42No I'm good

00:43:43Yeah

00:43:46I'm good

00:43:48But Amber seriously

00:43:50You need

00:43:51No

00:43:52No

00:43:54No

00:43:55You're fine

00:43:57Thank you

00:43:58Wonderful

00:43:59Um

00:44:03Good night

00:44:04You're leaving

00:44:06You should know

00:44:08Okay

00:44:13Good night

00:44:16I'm history too

00:44:25I don't know anybody

00:44:27Who'd want to stay here

00:44:29What

00:44:31If that isn't the final

00:44:36Yeah

00:44:37I'll take my knees

00:44:39Where did everybody go?

00:45:02Well

00:45:04Well

00:45:04Dale

00:45:05And Lawrence

00:45:06And Bunny left

00:45:07But Brandy's gonna stay

00:45:09Oh

00:45:09Okay then

00:45:12I'm just gonna be in my room for the night

00:45:14So

00:45:15Bye

00:45:16Okay

00:45:17Night

00:45:18I think

00:45:30I think

00:45:30I would like

00:45:31Some music

00:45:32I think

00:45:34I would like

00:45:35Some music

00:45:36Oh

00:45:38Oh

00:45:39Cassie likes to be spanked

00:45:56Cassie likes to be spanked.

00:46:04Ow!

00:46:06I meant Brandon.

00:46:09Ow!

00:46:13Yeah!

00:46:16That really hurt!

00:46:19This isn't for me.

00:46:23I'm out of here.

00:46:25Oh!

00:46:34Oh!

00:46:37Well, that's better.

00:46:43I think I'll stay.

00:46:47So there really is a ghost.

00:46:54Oh, my God.

00:46:58This is great.

00:46:59Hold on.

00:47:03Hold on.

00:47:04Someone's gonna have some fun.

00:47:17Someone's going to have some fun.

00:47:41I'm ready.

00:47:47I'm ready.

00:48:15Okay, be patient.

00:48:26Okay, be nice.

00:48:30Oh, wow.

00:48:32I'm ready.

00:48:42I'm ready.

00:48:54I'm ready.

00:48:55I'm ready.

00:48:56I'm ready.

00:48:57I'm ready.

00:48:59I'm ready.

00:49:02Oh.

00:49:03Oh.

00:49:04Oh.

00:49:05Oh.

00:49:06Oh.

00:49:07Oh.

00:49:08Oh.

00:49:10Oh.

00:49:11Oh.

00:49:12Stop us, not the safety.

00:49:27What the?

00:49:29Oh.

00:49:31Hey!

00:49:48Oh.

00:50:21How?

00:50:24I like it.

00:50:27Oh.

00:50:29Oh.

00:50:30Oh.

00:50:31Oh.

00:50:32Oh.

00:50:33Oh.

00:50:34Oh.

00:50:35Oh.

00:50:36Oh.

00:50:37Oh.

00:50:38Oh.

00:50:39Oh.

00:50:40Oh.

00:50:41Oh.

00:50:51Hey, good ladies.

00:50:52You all love polishing silverware.

00:50:54Yay, silverware.

00:50:56Cassie, you look normal.

00:50:58I mean, you look great.

00:51:00Actually, you look amazing.

00:51:01So.

00:51:03You're welcome.

00:51:05What's going on?

00:51:06You're all acting weird.

00:51:07Huh?

00:51:08Is everything all right?

00:51:09Just feeling the love, Ryan.

00:51:12Whew.

00:51:13We're great.

00:51:14Ooh.

00:51:15Happy.

00:51:16Well, good.

00:51:17It'll be a good day then.

00:51:19I'll tell you what.

00:51:20Let's all commemorate the day that you were happy at work, huh?

00:51:23Team Selfie, everybody.

00:51:25Team Selfie that.

00:51:26None of you are smiling.

00:51:27Are you serious?

00:51:28You guys are so self-absorbed with taking pictures on the internet.

00:51:30You guys can't take one...

00:51:31No, I guess I took it with my thumb.

00:51:33Does anybody know where Bunny is?

00:51:35Oh.

00:51:36I think she called him sick.

00:51:38She said something about doing some new dance routine for the muscle.

00:51:41The muscle?

00:51:42Ah.

00:51:43Yeah.

00:51:44The love muscle.

00:51:45The love muscle.

00:51:46We all been gross.

00:51:50Hey, you want a chair?

00:51:52Actually, I think I'm going to stand.

00:51:55I think I'm going to stand for the next couple days, guys.

00:51:59Ooh.

00:52:00Wow.

00:52:01Lucky.

00:52:02Lucky.

00:52:03Lucky.

00:52:53Well, last night was another crazy night.

00:52:58Oh, yeah.

00:52:59And this morning.

00:53:01Yeah.

00:53:02And most of the day today.

00:53:04Yeah.

00:53:05I wish our ghosts could leave the house and go with us everywhere.

00:53:10I'm actually kind of glad it doesn't.

00:53:12Oh.

00:53:13Hey, since it can't leave, how do you think our insatiable spirit would feel about us having some friends over?

00:53:21Oh, looks like that's a yes.

00:53:25You know, we actually have a lot of hot single friends.

00:53:29What if we invited them over?

00:53:31We could have a barbecue.

00:53:36Or a movie night.

00:53:39Pool party.

00:53:41Yeah, a pool party and then a naughty 90s slumber party.

00:53:47Who is that naughty ghost?

00:54:15She is going to get it.

00:54:18Oh, yeah.

00:54:20Here I come, girls.

00:54:22Woo!

00:54:35So, where is this ghost you told us about?

00:54:39Let's not do this again.

00:55:05Yeah.

00:55:06I mean, at least not until Tuesday.

00:55:10Okay.

00:55:10I don't know.

00:55:40I don't know.

00:56:10See you later, Dawn.

00:56:26Bye, girls.

00:56:26Thanks.

00:56:27It's another great party.

00:56:30Can't wait for the next one.

00:56:31I need a slumber party break.

00:56:38I'm exhausted.

00:56:41Hey, you guys.

00:56:43What's this?

00:56:49Is it corn?

00:56:51Yeah.

00:56:52It's mine.

00:56:53Dale gave it to me.

00:56:54It's like an inside joke.

00:56:56I don't know why he gives me stuff like this.

00:57:00No.

00:57:18I don't know.

01:00:23Bye.

01:00:25Bye, girls.

01:00:28Good night.

01:00:29What's wrong, Em?

01:00:34Oh, nothing.

01:00:35It's just my mom.

01:00:37She keeps bugging me about getting married and having babies.

01:00:41Isn't that what you want?

01:00:42Oh, well, it was.

01:00:45And then it wasn't.

01:00:47Because of the ghost?

01:00:49Yes.

01:00:50And then the other day, I saw this family in the park and they were with their baby and their dog and they just looked so happy.

01:01:00And now I don't know what I want.

01:01:02But what about your plan?

01:01:04I think I have a new plan.

01:01:06I think I have a new plan.

01:01:08Be happy.

01:01:10I love it.

01:01:11What about you, Brandy?

01:01:12Same plan.

01:01:14More pain.

01:01:16What is it with you and pain?

01:01:17Pain's the only thing...

01:01:26Pain's the only thing that's ever made me feel loved.

01:01:30At least it used to.

01:01:37Well, pretty soon it's not going to matter anyways.

01:01:41Once the house is sold, we'll all have to give up the ghost.

01:01:45Whoa, I don't think I'm ready for that one.

01:01:48Uh, yeah, that's my problem.

01:01:50I want it all.

01:01:51I want the husband and the babies and the ghost.

01:01:56Do you really think you can have it all?

01:01:58Yes.

01:01:59Maybe.

01:02:04I don't know.

01:02:05But I think I'm going to find out.

01:02:08I have a date with Dale tonight.

01:02:09What?

01:02:10That's so weird.

01:02:11I have a date with Ryan tonight.

01:02:13What?

01:02:14You two timing little whores.

01:02:17I can't believe you're cheating on our ghost.

01:02:19Oh, it's not really cheating if it's a ghost.

01:02:22I mean, it's not really real.

01:02:25Right?

01:02:26I'll tell you what the real problem is, you guys.

01:02:29What's going to happen when, let's say, the ghost finds out?

01:02:32Okay, well, we will cross that bridge when we get there.

01:02:35Look, the ghost will just have to understand that there are some needs even it can't fulfill.

01:02:43Yeah, and what if it doesn't?

01:02:45Randy, relax.

01:02:48It loves us.

01:02:49Yeah, it would never hurt us.

01:02:52Really?

01:02:53Never hurt us?

01:02:55Huh?

01:02:56Oh my god!

01:02:58How about to my ass?

01:03:01Oh.

01:03:02Um, hun, I'm actually not into that right now.

01:03:18Do you think we could just have a quiet night?

01:03:22In?

01:03:23Just us?

01:03:36Hi.

01:03:37Hi.

01:03:38How was your date?

01:03:39It was amazing.

01:03:40How was yours?

01:03:41It was so good.

01:03:42Good.

01:03:44Good, good.

01:03:45Okay, okay.

01:03:46It's okay.

01:03:47It's okay.

01:03:48It's okay, it's okay.

01:03:50It's okay.

01:03:51It's okay.

01:03:52Great.

01:03:53Alright.

01:03:54Well, I'm gonna get some sleep.

01:04:05All right, well, I'm gonna get some sleep.

01:04:10Yeah, me too.

01:04:13Good night.

01:04:15Night.

01:04:28Not tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

01:04:35No, not tonight.

01:05:05Oh!

01:05:19Why is it being such a dick?

01:05:25Let's get out of here.

01:05:28Yeah, maybe we'll come back when you stop acting like such a jerk.

01:05:37Asshole!

01:05:39What the hell is wrong with it?

01:05:48I'm beginning to think our ghost only wants things its way.

01:05:51So much for double dating. Looks like you two are gonna have to ditch Dale and Ryan.

01:05:55No!

01:05:56I don't think I can do that.

01:06:09Do you think it's... I don't know.

01:06:11That was the ghost.

01:06:18Oh, great. The ghost can leave the house.

01:06:21What does that mean?

01:06:23It means it can follow us anywhere.

01:06:25Anywhere?

01:06:27Wherever.

01:06:28This is bad.

01:06:30The house is gonna be sold anyhow. Let's just leave.

01:06:33And be looking over our shoulders wherever we go?

01:06:36You guys do not know what this ghost is capable of.

01:06:40I feel terrible.

01:06:42I put us all at risk.

01:06:43Amber, it's not your fault.

01:06:45Look, after work tonight, I'm gonna come have a talk with our ghost.

01:06:49We should be there together.

01:06:51I don't know.

01:06:52No, Cassie's right.

01:06:54We should all be here.

01:06:56Come on, let's go.

01:06:58Hey, Dawn.

01:07:02Yeah.

01:07:03Don't give me any more tables tonight.

01:07:05Okay.

01:07:06I have to take care of you.

01:07:07Cool, no problem.

01:07:08You got it.

01:07:18Hey Cass, have you seen Amber?

01:07:19I thought she was with you.

01:07:21I think she went home to take care of something.

01:07:23Oh no.

01:07:24She went back to the house.

01:07:28What's up?

01:07:29Amber went to the house to break up with the ghost.

01:07:31What?

01:07:32Oh shit, we gotta get over there.

01:07:33We can take my car.

01:07:34Alright, let's go.

01:07:35What's going on?

01:07:36Oh, Bunny, you get all the tables.

01:07:40Oh, hell no!

01:07:58You cut it out, huh?

01:07:59Alright let's go.

01:08:00You're not gonna be dead, huh?

01:08:01You're not going to be dead.

01:08:02I'm gonna be dead.

01:08:03You're dead.

01:08:04Oh, my God.

01:08:05Kinda.

01:08:06You're gone.

01:08:08Uh, my God.

01:08:09We will be dead.

01:08:10I'm gonna be dead, huh?

01:08:11Okay.

01:08:12I'm gonna be dead.

01:08:13I'm gonna be dead.

01:08:14I'm gonna be dead.

01:08:15I'm gonna be dead.

01:08:16Here's a second.

01:08:17I'll be dead.

01:08:21We'll be dead.

01:08:22You're sorry.

01:08:23Yeah?

01:08:24You're dead.

01:08:25come on man can't we go any faster why don't you take your car mine was closer

01:08:35about two spaces i have an suv too just please go faster

01:08:41look i i really want you to know how much we've enjoyed our time with you but

01:08:47my mom's selling the property and i think it's just time that we move out and move on

01:09:07please don't be like this

01:09:17you're going like 20 miles an hour lawrence my grandma could drive faster than this that's

01:09:25what the speed limit is be a man yeah it's a speed limit when kids are in the area there's

01:09:30no kids here i am not getting a citation

01:09:47so

01:10:01this is not the way i go there's like a shortcut right he's got it he's got it under control

01:10:13just go faster

01:10:27i know it's hard but you have to let each other go

01:10:41i know you're not a monster

01:10:55i'll always love you

01:11:09i'll always love you

01:11:23i'll always love you

01:11:37Amber, are you okay?

01:11:44Yeah.

01:11:45Good.

01:11:46Yeah, everything's okay.

01:11:48Okay.

01:11:52Amber!

01:11:53Amber, are you okay?

01:11:55What happened?

01:11:56Why did you come here alone?

01:11:57It's fine.

01:11:58Everything's good.

01:11:59Really?

01:12:03Well, pretty good.

01:12:06Yeah, get my bag.

01:12:08It's the red one on top.

01:12:10Yeah, okay.

01:12:13Okay.

01:12:14Come on.

01:12:15Dale, can you help me with my bags?

01:12:18Thanks.

01:12:36I'm really cold at you guys, too.

01:12:37Can you ride?

01:12:38No.

01:12:39I just feel the режим's together.

01:12:41No.

01:12:52I'm sorry.

01:12:54I'm sorry.

01:12:55No.

01:12:56Hey, Brandy, I've been meaning to ask you, um, do you want to go out sometime?

01:13:21Oh, you're serious? Okay, um, how exactly does this part work?

01:13:35Well, uh, I was thinking we could go to a movie and, uh, maybe afterwards get some ice cream.

01:13:42What's your favorite flavor? Vanilla?

01:13:45No way.

01:13:47Oh.

01:13:48It's French vanilla.

01:13:51Lawrence, you're a wild man.

01:13:56I get that sometimes.

01:13:58Who wants fresh baked cookies?

01:14:00Ooh.

01:14:01Over here.

01:14:01Screw my diet.

01:14:03Oh, great news. The house closed today.

01:14:07Hey.

01:14:09Wow, that was fast.

01:14:15Hey, Lolly.

01:14:18Come on.

01:14:19Hi.

01:14:20Congratulations.

01:14:24You know, this is the first haunted house I've ever sold. Are you scared?

01:14:28Oh, come on. Scared of a ghost? What's the worst that can happen?

01:14:34I'll invite you to my housewarming party. It's going to be a mind blower.

01:14:37You better.

01:14:38I will. Bye.

01:14:39Bye.

01:14:39Let the beatings begin.

01:14:45Where's Bunny?

01:14:47Oh, I, uh, I left her in charge of the restaurant. Head booty. What she wants to be called.

01:14:52Hey, we're here for the bingo ring. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If it isn't my two favorite docks. And I've got the keys to the supply closet. Follow me.

01:15:07Excuse me.

01:15:12Yes?

01:15:12Table for two, please. We're fully booked.

01:15:17Hey, let me see that. Mom, so this was the love of Aunt Catherine's life.

01:15:34Oh, no, honey. I'm so sorry. I just didn't know how to tell you. It was her. Aunt Catherine was a lesbian.

01:15:58What you're really trying to do is spray.

01:16:00It's a little water. We want more spray.

01:16:02That's it. That's it. That's too much credit.

01:16:06That's it. You're like little whales. Just mystic.

01:16:11We're going to try to make sure you're in. Those girls. Teach me.

01:16:23One of my favorite quotes of all time is, we are the world. I, I.

01:16:29Hey, what's up, buddy? How's it going?

01:16:32Hello, Oscar. This could be your breakthrough role, Rob.

01:16:43Like, is she that messy? You know?

01:16:52Did you, did you want all that mess? Is it like just to like, fill space?

01:16:56I do. Yeah.

01:16:56I've lived with girls that were just like that.

01:16:58I see it would be that messy, though. My ex-wife was like that.

01:17:00Trust me, yeah. All my sisters were like that.

01:17:02Yeah, my rice poops. I don't know.

01:17:09These are rice?

01:17:11I got my rice.

01:17:12I have brown rice and I have white rice.

01:17:15Oh, yeah.

01:17:16Yeah, let's do it.

01:17:17Oh, there we go, there we go.

01:17:18Let's do it.

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01:18:01action okay again let's do it again two three go okay one more time what am i doing no you're

01:18:11doing fine it's just it's just a tiny thing this is called the exit huh spit into a burr

01:18:31hold on retake it you're welcome he's really good can't do that one guys sorry

01:19:01oh my god that's so cute girl oh that's so cute i love your cat guys

01:19:09kissy oh kissy ah i just broke a nail sorry hold on

01:19:14i need her in another outfit and this is when she's

01:19:35so you have some big uh driving acting moves really planned for us today yeah i've been

01:19:50working on my donut holes and uh professional drifter giving up on her awesome i just drift

01:19:56you're like a couple of gag surgeons

01:20:09you know nothing about me is real uh there's other lines that i don't pay attention to

01:20:30can you put this back together for us really quick you've already glued this one and it's

01:20:45broken again and then this part right here needs something and i'm going to try and return it for

01:20:4810.99 why are you being so mean

01:21:01what's my fucking word

01:21:07look at that the weird wrist harness let's see if you can get out of those see how hard it is

01:21:37you can get out of them okay wow that's pretty amazing hey she knows what houdini is

01:21:43we lost the bone oh my god

01:21:55captain morgan captain of the ship gail morgan what is my last name

01:22:06what uh it's not a well thought out script we didn't go that deep

01:22:11pussy

01:22:19it's okay it's okay it's all right

01:22:27i don't like her cut it's all right

01:22:30she reminds me of mom

01:22:33move right squirt left there you go now turn this way towards us there you go

01:22:50i love my penis i love it rumors are you'd love it too

01:22:59sex with a ghost i wish but it's the most ridiculous

01:23:13that's weird oh oh oh i feel a sequel coming on

01:23:27oh i can't wait i want it now

01:23:32oh my god

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